#six feet tall

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

What's up with certain feminists trying to encourage women to date ugly men? There's a lot of shit on Twitter about how you need to "critically examine your preferences" if you're attracted to men taller than you. And then all these tiktok feminists are saying to date short men because there's no power imbalance, and that men with tiny dicks are better at making women cum....

Is this how you smash the patriarchy now? By dating ugly incels???

Not feminists if they aren't primarily about the liberation of women from male violence and control. That's incompatible with guilting women into wasting time on men they aren't interested in. Most small-dicked men and short men come with a ton of insecurities they absolutely expect the women they date to labour over (and my relatively small-dicked ex was not good in bed lmao). Not worth it. If you must date men at all, only date the ones you're (no particular order) A) attracted to, and B) who seem like decent people (you can't know if they are for sure, but you try).

[dhampiravidi]

The number of parallels btwn Anakin Skywalker & Aleksander Morozova is amazing 🖤

Very sexy (especially when they’re smiling)

Kinda unhinged. Just a bit.

Obsessed with being the savior (because honestly, who the fuck else is gonna do it?)

Six feet tall 👀

Looks good in black

Brunette

Creates total carnage with the flick of a wrist

Makes me borderline feral

[barblaz-arts]

Thinking about how Emily's probably the first platonic friend of Charlie's that's supportive of her from the start

[legallyblindinoneeye]

Supposed to be a dapper Victorian gentleman but somehow I’m a permanently stunted Victorian street urchin.

[deanmarywinchester]

i like this substack article I found while googling jamie loftus’s book on hotdogs. it’s like a poem on the subject of “you can do whatever you want forever” to me

[beatcroc]

the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[besaya-glantaya]

Nicholas Galitzine casually lifting/twirling/carrying other humans: a collection, from me to y'all this Christmas

[yupuffin]

He is not beating the baby allegations.

[anghraine]

Fun fact: Imrahil of Dol Amroth is only ever described in LOTR as Denethor and Faramir's "kinsman", with no distinction ever made between how he's related to Denethor vs to Faramir. It's only later, when Faramir briefly thinks of his long-dead mother, that she is called "Finduilas of Amroth" and we can deduce that the family connection was likely between Denethor's wife and Imrahil, making him an in-law of Denethor but blood relative of Faramir. We're still not told exactly how Imrahil and Finduilas were related, though.

I always had the impression of a certain degree of tension between Imrahil and Denethor, and also of Imrahil being particularly concerned for Faramir, but his exact relationships with them are quite vague in the narrative. A lot of the names, dates, and family connections among the members of the house of Dol Amroth that we now accept as a matter of course are mainly from a separate document published in Peoples of Middle-earth that explains the most probable origin story for the house of Dol Amroth and has an attached family tree. IIRC the entire existence of Faramir and Éowyn's son Elboron is based on his inclusion in the Dol Amroth family tree in POME and he's never referenced in LOTR (and possibly not in anything else, actually?).

Tolkien definitely did imagine Imrahil and Finduilas as siblings regardless (e.g. I think he mentions it when observing that Denethor's natural beardlessness as an Elrosian Dúnadan would be reinforced in Boromir and Faramir by their additional Elvish heritage through Imrahil's sister), but he didn't actually say it in LOTR.

I do think it's important, though, because it's with this later information that Imrahil taking charge of Faramir's fallen body is conclusively revealed to not be simply a prince rescuing a vague "kinsman" of political/military importance, but specifically a man carrying his dead sister's last surviving child from a battlefield.

(No wonder he and Éomer bonded so much, honestly!)

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter, introducing Crosshair: This is my baby brother!

Random person: Sir, that’s a grown ass man. He’s also taller than you.

Hunter: My baby brother.

[so-very-small]

and a moment of fucking silence for us tall bitches who identify as tinies but tower over everyone irl. do you know how hard it is to feel small when people have to actively tilt their head back to look at you? we should be compensated for this.

[swordmahes]

some adult itadori (~19-20) if he lives to get there…

[sharoscylla]

I feel like…….. Ratboy Tommy would be so intimidated by @meanbossart ‘s DU Drow but also the mental image of them running into one another at some sort of function made me laugh so hard I wanted to draw it. Poor Tommy lmao. Poor DU Drow frankly that guy has enough problems without a self-loathing half Drow going “oh my god my dad’s right about Drow being scary as hell”

Maybe there’s a tavs and durges bathhouse… that would be fun lmao

[hadrassians]

revamped my old kotor ocs 🤭

[fearthefaes]

Finally finished and wore my pimp riddler! Now for the rest of the rogues gallery. Next on my list is Anarky:))

[tao-lay]

before and after being called Baby Girls by Stevie :(