#sitcom ideas

[victusinveritas]

I just want the AI generated forever stream of auto-gen pixelated Seinfeld to come back. That was the one thing Generative AI should exist to create.

[enbycrip]

Sitcom/dramedy idea - loosely, *loosely* based on the Wanderings of St Cuthbert.

Your protagonists are six idiot novices/barely monks sent running out the monastery ahead of a Viking attack by their elderly grumpy yet badass mentor who stays behind to cover their escape with the corpse of their monastery’s saintly founder.

The rest of the series is them wandering northern England with the *remarkably active* saintly lich, who has no one else other than these utterly clueless dickheads with which to right wrongs, fight paganism and Vikings and find himself another foundation.

[neighbourhoodghostgirl]

sitcom idea: Me and Tzu

about a man who is haunted by the ghost of Sun Tzu, who advises him in every day life in the worst ways possible

[angelicassassinations]

Yall... I think I just made a plot for a new sitcom.

"You ever just feel like... you're in the wrong body..?"

"With every passing minute."

Transgender person (doesn't matter which way), and parasite demon, living together.

So, basically, there's this parasitic demon that got summoned by this cult, and it needs a host/someone to possess to survive, so one by one, it keeps taking out the cult members, draining them of their souls and shit until they die. This happens for a while until there's only one still living person in the cult, the person the demon is possessing doesn't really count.

So, Demon basically stalks the last living cult-member, figuring out their habits and stuff. The cult-member is in a coffee shop and demon is sitting a couple tables away from them, sharing a booth with someone who's also looking at the cult-member, but with envy, this time. The random person and Demon have a quick exchange about feeling odd in the bodies they were given (trans person, bc they aren't their assigned gender. Demon, bc they never really can be satisfied with a human host)

Trans person puts their hand on Demon's shoulder, and unknowingly transfers the demon from second-to-last cult-member's body, to their own. Wacky shit ensues as they both struggle with sharing a body that neither of them really wanted in the first place.

So?

[smiuffzo]

Selfish.

[that-fannerd-with-the-glasses]

Beyond Re-Animator should've been about Dan and Herbert moving to the suburbs and I stand by that.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I've been thinking a lot about Leonarda's not-death ever since it happened back in April.

("What death?" you might ask, to which I say: "EXACTLY!")

Back in mid-April, Vegetta and Leonarda were mining together in a one-block wide tunnel. A mob (a Petriman) got between the two of them, and Vegetta told Leonarda to step back while he took care of it. At this point, they'd spent enough time together that he trusted Leo to listen to him.

Instead, she was killed by the same sweeping edge bug that killed her siblings.

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Vegetta's reaction here is what's really interesting to me. Unlike most other parents on the Island, there are no shouts or tears – only a very brief "Hmm" and then silence. He very quietly takes stock of the situation, saying "Vegetta, no" and wondering aloud why Leo didn't defend herself. In chat, Foolish says "It was a bug, right? LAG" to which Vegetta slowly responds "Yes, lag. Bug." (Despite this, Foolish still asks "WHAT HAPPENED" in chat, though Vegetta doesn't reply).

Instead, he creates a slightly wider space in the tunnel where Leo's body is. He continues quietly taking stock of the situation, wondering why Leo didn't defend herself (which is what necessitated his intervention). She'd been lagging a lot that day, and he figures that must be the cause, and eventually when Leo re-appears out of thin air in the middle of the cave and collects her stuff, she confirms that the lag got to her and that's why she didn't fight the mob.

Now here's where things get interesting:

Vegetta checks the tab list. Online, it's just him, Leonarda, Roier, and Foolish. He quietly tells Leonarda "The body has already disappeared, and without a body, there is no crime. Nothing is happening. Did you die?" Leo shakes her head, and Vegetta shakes his head too, and in the kind voice he uses sometimes with Leo, he says: "I believe you have not died. Where is the body? It isn't anywhere, no mija. If it was a mistake, it was a mistake."

Leo says: "I saw Diosito (God) pa, and I was scared. God, what am I doing here?" and Vegetta laughs, telling her it's alright. Leo says "No pasa nada (don't worry / nothing happened)" and Vegetta says: "And the people who are watching us have not seen it either." To Foolish and Roier, he messages: "Secreto."

And the funniest thing about this is it worked.

Not a single person spoke about it. I saw this entire event go down live and I didn't see a WHISPER of what transpired among fans. I can't even remember if the QSMP official accounts talked about it (they sure didn't mention it in Vegetta's recap of the day). We could discuss this in meta terms of course– Leo was having known lag issues that day, Vegetta's beloved by the admins so of course they're willing to turn a blind eye rather than slap a "?" over Leonarda's life on the Eggstatistics, but meta talk isn't what I'm interested in here.

I'm interested in q!Vegetta, the weird "god-adjacent" aura he's got, and the way the universe bends to his will.

Before he took a break from the server, Rubius seemed to be a caretaker for the Eggs who died (for example, he was present when Maxo, Quackity, and Mariana & Slime said their final goodbyes to Trumpet, Tilin, and JuanaFlippa). Because of his role as an "angel" and some of his dialogue during the early days of the server, it's not a stretch to say he probably came to collect any Egg who lost a life. I can imagine he did the same when he saw Leonarda die – that is, until Vegetta said "And the people who are watching us have not seen it either." Realistically, we know Vegetta was saying this to Chat (and possibly the admins as well), but again, we're looking at this from an "in-universe" perspective.

I wonder if Vegetta was aware of Rubius' role, and this was his way of telling Rubius "No. I won't allow that to happen." We know Rubius has a soft-spot for Vegetta (and we also know that Rubius was cast out of heaven several months later) so it makes me wonder if these two instances are connected.

Either way, this isn't the first time the laws of the QSMP universe have bent for Vegetta, and I certainly don't think it'll be the last.

Rubius or no, Leo didn't die that day.

Vegetta made sure of it.

[orangewsunglasses]

personally i think he needs to stop being delusional about some things

[ammnd]

they're my brain cells after drink 2 coffee and 1 red bull

[blazefirefox]

whee finally finished my veldigun!Alex design!!! this was heavily inspired by @secret-spirit's design btw.

Design notes:

oh god are there any colors other than green anymore?

tried to incorporate the angel motif some of yall talked about with their hair looking like wings or smth

I made their ahoge into a horn bite me

headcannon that veldigun cry blood EHAhehhehe

"eyes" in hair and palms, but they mostly keep them closed

also headcannon that when a human gets turned into a veldigun by a pre-existing veldigun, the human's veldi form takes on some traits of the one that converted them

for Alex it's that their horns and tail spines look similar to clyde's along with their claws, and their horns and tails fade to a lighter color

mismatched stripes

the stripes on the sweater under the vest are supposed to look like ribs

ok more stuff

ok hope you like them bye

[skyblueartt]

I can imagine angsty teen Mike hangin out with Henry whenever he’s at his dad’s restaurant cuz he’s a teenager and his dad is sooooo laaameee. And William getting mad jealous over that, so he’s like “fuck it. I’ll do whatever ‘normal’ dads do and take you fishing, Michael” (even tho I’m sure egotistical Willy boy thinks he’s the world’s best father already). So he does, and my guy has no IDEA how to fish so he keeps fucking up and getting really pissed off, other people are staring, and poor embarrassed Michael’s just sitting there with his face in his hands. Then he’s all like “you know. Uncle Henry would know how to do this.” And William is just like “WELL SCREW THIS, THEN. WE’RE GOING HOME!” And then just kicks the fishing gear into the water all the while he’s just muttering “I try to do something nice for you blah blah blah blah” . What am I yapping about. Send post

[gravemations]

Why am getting so many good ideas after the whiteboard closed? Anyway

I got an idea, So we know from Vol 1 that the only thing that can cut thought illusions is a camera from Alex using their camcorder to find door 66.

Now this gave me an idea, you know how weird Lankmanns with basically just being red disks?

Well I have a head cannon that gose along with Lank being into body mods I think the man replaced his own eyes with camera lenses to be able to see thought the illusions so he can work more effectively.

Now where am I going with this?

Sitcom Au Veildgan route Alex encounters Lankmann in room 66 like normal but Lankmann notices the stripes on Alexs hands.

Lankmann lets them go for now cause he knows where he lives and bumps up security around Alex so he can research on them a bit before making a call on Capturing them and doing more precises texts.

[aperfectlylesbian]

Not me seeing agathario fandom start making fanfics in ao3 where Rio gets trapped in the Hex with Agatha and thinking innocently: "Wow, it would be very, very extremely psychologically painful and so fucking full of cuteness if Wanda's spellwork gave them, idk, like, maybe, DAUGHTERS, wouldn't be?!"

[sundooisagoose]

Hey

Hey DOAI fandom

Y'know that one non-bianary creature everyone is making into a veldegun?

yea I did that to lmao

They're design is based off a monarch butterfly, crow, floof boof(kitty) and firefly

[ohitslen]

Guess who had a little too much fun with the pathetic reincarnation AU idea :))

To summarize! WW gets reincarnated in a very distant future where humanity is more settled down in the planet. He remembers everything and decides to keep living his life as normally as he is able to. That is until he meets his neighbor when he moved to a new apartment.

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He was an absolute weirdo of a guy who looked just like Vash in so many ways yet was so different in many others at the same time.

He pretends that his system isn’t going haywire every time he is around the man, the one that resembles someone he cared for so deeply in a life that wasn’t his but remembers all too well. He decides to pretend he doesn’t know Vash because he really doesn’t, not this one at least.

Meanwhile, Vash is going through a very trippy existential crisis for seeing Wolfwood again after what felt like dozens of centuries. This could clearly not be him however because, well, he knows why. So he pretends not to know him because wouldn’t that be weird if he acted like he did?

They avoid each other like the plague, the beautiful and horrible emotions that swarmed on their insides too much to bear just by the presence of the other. They could slip at any moment so it was better to evade the neighbor.

The thing here is, that life has never gone how they want it since ever.

[smiuffzo]

MORE WHITEBOARD STUFF MORE WHITEBOARD STUFF ((ily doai whiteboard))!!! SITCOM EDITION!!