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#sit on kitchen sink#glamorous thighs#beautiful thighs#denim mini skirt#short denim skirt#spark it !#nylon thighs#pantyhose#beautiful women#nylon#shiny nylon#miss gia#art of gloss
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my love is mine all mine
#i got a cat at the start of september#and hes become my whole world i just love him#i know this comes across as a memorial post but no hes very much alive and happy#i just love him an exhorbitant amount and take lots of comfort in his fluffy body#his name is wizard but i call him a variety of other names like:#wiz#mister man#mister magic#mister magic man#bubba/bubby#he likes to bite at my feet when im late giving him breakfast#and he purrs so loud and snuggles up with me in bed#he likes to sit in my bathroom sink for some reason#and likes to lick my kitchen sink#he watches the washing machine while its on#and has a hammock he dozes in every day#i love him excessively#and spoil him very much
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have to keep repeating in my head; he’s leaving soon he’s moving out he’s got a job so he’s leaving in two months he’s moving out every time i see a mess my brother has made in the house
#he leaves a trail….#bathroom soaking fucking wet and covered in soap bubbles??? is he making potions????#kitchen sides covered in crumbs. hob covered in grease and bits of food. sink turning to mulsh at the joins bc he keeps it SOAKING FUCKING#WET. floors a mess. bins full. sofa cushions all over???????#I DONT GET ITTTTTT#SHOES IN THR MIDDLE OF THR HALLWAYS AND KITCHEN??#WASHING MACHINE DOOR WIDE OPEN MICROWAVE DOOR OPEN#no room in the fridge for my shopping bc it’s full of his alcohol…..#the list goes on. the man doesn’t get up until 2pm#i just..#im so frustrated#and my mum is like ‘he’s got nowhere else to stay and it’s so nice seeing him. it could be years before we see him again’ like girl be so#fucking real rn#we facetime him every week when he’s abroad and tbh i spoke to him more then than i do now - like he sits in another room from us. doesn’t#eat with us. when it was mums birthday he put up a fuss about sitting in the same room for takeaway liiiiike— idc if he had shit going on#that day either buck up for mums fucking birthday knobhead#i don’t see him bc im at work or he’s not awake when i am or when im in the house still#like yeah sure ‘won’t get to see him again’#should’ve just been like#promise?? 🤪🤪🤪#bc this is tooooo much now#he doesn’t change!!!! he doesn’t!!#i put a recycle bag at the front door to take out in the afternoon when i knew i was leaving the house but he left before me and i had to#ASK and point out the fucking bag and say ‘put that in the blue bin pls’#like if he’s staying here then pull ur weight if it’s ’your house too’#fucking HELLLLLLL#also might add that he’s staying here for free but uses the heating SO liberally like that bill is going to be sky high but it’s me and mum#that pay it 😐#and he’s been told.#just does it when we’re not in bc i caught him the other day with it on 24c which the radiators can’t even fucking reachhhh UGHHHHHHHHH
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Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.
Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?
#dc#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#incorrect batfamily#source: a conversation between me and my mom about my youngest sister (whom I love very much)#needless to say my vision is NOT better than 20/20#I don’t remember the exact perscription#but in a (completely hypothetical) situation where I was sitting down at a kitchen table and a counter was only a few feet in front of me#I wouldn’t even be able to see that the small box says JELLO or read DAWN on the large thing of soap by our sink#I couldn’t even see that the soap has a little duck on it#my phone has to be a little over a handswidth in front of my face if I have any hope of reading it#it it’s much butter if it’s closer#my glasses are the special kind where they’re thinner than if they used the regular glass but still manage to be almost as thick#as the width of my pinkie nail at its thickest#(it’s thickest being the glass not the nail)#my mother on the other hand got laser eye surgery to deal with HER eye problems#while no one else has it quite so bad#most of my siblings have glasses#even if a few of them never use them#and not just because they have contacts#because they don’t use those either#so I’m a little salty#anywhomst#I’ve been sick so I have lots to catch up on#see y’all later
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noooooo.....
#just remembered that because im still technically high on sedative drugs om medically advised not to cook :(#i just want nice food now that my kitchen sink is finally unclogged and i am allowed to eat#and i also cant drive so if i order food it needs to be an easy walk because also im exhausted#hhnnnngggggggg#(id be comfier just cooking anyway if i didnt still feel like my brain is stuffed with cotton balls in the weird drugged up kinda way)#anyway on the bright side i started reading anne of the island again yesterday and ir is lovely and comforting and perfect#and it's a really gorgeous day like 22 degrees and sunny and im sitting outside#gotta note the good things too
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my younger brother’s cooking habits have me vowing to never eat anything he cooks ever 🤢
#this man just leaves raw ass chicken sitting in the middle of the sink to thaw#no barrier between the sink and the meat#it’s just…out#and he doesn’t sanitize after he’s done thawing it either#cue me bleaching the entire kitchen#anyway i only eat food my mother or my clean freak aunt cook#bc i have seen how sanitary they are#anyone else i don’t really trust#except myself
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having to stand in the entire shower to rinse my hair out really does limit my desire to do complicated things with it.
#one day i will live in a place with enough water pressure to wash my hair in the tub#theoretically there is the kitchen sink. but that way lies chaos and tragedy#the desire to be dark dark green again is There but god. god.#i can't imagine dealing w that without water pressure lmao#sitting here w bleach in my hair for the second time this week like do i have the energy to tone it tonight as well#haha. no. no i don't.
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#collectionb.cc#clean#cleancore#foam#sponge#trypophobia#sponges#soap#bubbles#sink#suds#cat#sit#kitchen
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hmmm I saw "send specific art requests" so I think it would be Cool to see the gang in lmanburg and what you sort of visualize lmanburg as as like,,,,a house. also good luck with graduation 👍
honestly most bp houses originate in my mind as mobile homes. lmanburg is a bit more foundational but it still has that sort of Long Rectangle shape . living room leads into kitchen (with a little table) and then the back of the house is this long hallway, two bedrooms branching off, and a bathroom at the very end . mentally it is similar to my family's old expandable camper in terms of aesthetic ... wooden paneling, cream paint, old stripey upholstery... idk. if yall know the roomhole (heavensinterior) blog a lot of it is similar to that . also heavily inspired by the houses of various extended family members
fundy sleeps in the twin, wilbur and tommy share the queen, tubbo takes the couch . manberg era fundy and & tubbo's sleeping arrangements stay the same but schlatt and q are in the queen now
this also made me think How would i interpret the lmanburg coat in a modern context... given bps general setting id say theres a lot of Scraping to get by and that includes shitty second-hand clothes... some sort of horrible slogan i think or a logo or something im not sure. probably retcon at some point but i was sitting there thinking how can i get the "white w golden stripes" across without it looking strange?? could also be that after they start getting into little spats with dream they literally make a stupid uniform (tie-dye or acrylic paint or something) but for now it can be a little silly hoodie for chommy maybe stolen from someone else .
bonus misc outfit drawings and tiny pipsqueaks doodle of wil&tommy in a river thumbs up
#thank you for the graduation wish you are my biggest fan....#dsmp#things i make#block party#i do also like the idea of them making 'uniforms' specifically tommy/tubbo/fundy . niki too. idk just having a silly little craft time#again a little remnant of when it wasnt as serious as like actual real murder just when it was stupid schoolyard brawls#pipsqueak doodle was me trying to redraw one of my recent ephemera acquisitions from memory#dream smp au#asks#floorplan also could probably use some work... put one bedroom on either side? idk#friends house has an insanely long hallway with doors only on one side so i think its justified...#theoretically there is a back door and porch that the kitchen overlooks#kitchen sink window i mean#i think ill sit down to do a full drawing/doodle of bp lmanburg crew from that era
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I'm finally properly cleaning my bathroom after far far too long and I'm doing great on the sink and the mirror and all that but the cleaner I have is just. Doing nothing to the soap stains and orange fungus(?) in the shower which isn't helped by the shower having ridiculous sliding doors that create nooks and crannies that are really hard to get at with anywhere near enough force to scrub properly
Should just get bleach and throw bleach at everything but also I don't know that I trust my adhd ass with bleach, that shit is intense
#adhd#cleaning#adulting#(maybe if i put these tags on someone with wisdom will see it and give me magic advice)#one day I'll get to furnish my own apartment and i will make a bathroom that is so easy to clean#honestly? stainless steel instead of ceramic sink#I'm sure there's a reason we use steel in kitchen sinks and not bathroom sinks#but. here's the thing. i can use steel wool on a steel sink. or a steel shower for that matter#i love steel wool#oh the dirt doesn't want to go away? get steel wooled idiot#if this fungus was in my kitchen sink i would simply steel wool it away#anyway#i never really got taught what cleaner to use for what and now you can't even google anymore bc everything is ads#so i just use the toilet cleaner for the toilet#and the bathroom cleaner for everything else in the bathroom#and when the bathroom cleaner doesn't do it even with letting it sit for a while#i am sad and give up#vinegar kills fungus right? might give vinegar a try
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I was going down the old yt rabit hole, just watching 9 almost 10 year old videos nbd, and I came across the age old argument/explination/confusion/huh/what/¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of Mangle of Five Nights at Freddy's FUCK'N TWO's gender. Along the lines of; his pronouns are Loudly he/him in-game, but the fandom would not shut up about, but it's a girl, look at her, girl foxy. Period done shut up about it-BUT THEY'RE CALLED HE/HIM!!! Fuck it, they go by they/them now, fuck you, fuck me, fuck Mangle and it's gender. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is ALL those fandom fights ending in fire and tears and bloodshed came back full force and I went
"FUCK IT, BIGENDER MANGLE!" As like a knee-jerk reaction because GOD it's been a fight in the trenches for literally almost a decade. AND THEN I went "oh fuck, bigender Mangle. It all makes sense now." And then holy choir rang out and god in her holy he/her glory bestowed upon me some mediocre cheesecake of which I ate all of it in one sitting...Where was I? Ah yea, amazing how fast that war could have ended if being bigender was more widely known back then, but hey, we can finally put down the pitchforks now right?
...Right?
"There are still only 2 genders, no one can be both at once!"
Motherfu-
#fnaf#mangle fnaf#mangle the fox#huh. never used that tag before.#five nights at freddys#fnaf 2#shit this franchise is getting Old. maybe even OLD#just 1:30am thoughts no worry about me guys...im mentally stable...well more mentally stable than I was 42 hours ago. and the past...week?#2 weeks? o_o you know it's bad when you don't know when your last solid memory was.#OH MY GOSH. ON A VERY UNRELATED NOTE I FOUND OLD PHOTOS OF MY DAD'S PLACE ON THE INTERNET /WHEN HE WAS STILL LIVING THERE!!!/#HE STILL HAS A DISH ON THE BACK OF THE SINK! HE STILL SITS ON THE RECLINER TO THE RIGHT! I COULD SEE HIS COFFEE MUG ON THE ENDTABLE!#MY OLD PILLOW! HIS /PAINTING!/ MY FUCKING ROCKS IN THE PLAY AREA IN THE HALLWAY TO THE KITCHEN!#THEY EVEN HAVE PICTURES OF THE UPSTAIRS! OF WHICH I HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE HE MOVED /DOWNSTAIRS!/#THE PICTURES WERE TAKEN 11 FUC-FUCKING YEARS AGO! HE STILL LIVES THERE! ON THIS WEBSITE /HE STILL LIVES THERE!!/#GAH-IM GONNA CRY AGAIN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!#yes. yes I cried about it Big time when I got downstairs in the gallery. I was expecting it to all be gutted from looking at the upstairs.#but the first photo. the first fucking photo that was downstairs was.....his. fucking. room. the layout was a bit different to the last tim#he changed it. but...fuck man. fuck. yeah. I started sobbing...the picture that got me full crying though was the hallway going into the#livingroom. I could see the tv. the shelf above his bedroom door. the door to the outside halway. the carpet the speaker the doors to the#basement and bathroom. the bathroom door crakced upen Just Right so the cats have a harder time getting in there...#the hallway I used most to walk into the living room because we used the back door to drop me off...I could feel the couch I slept on for#too many years for my developing bones...all those painted walls and the matching coffee table that got moved and moved throughout#fuck#fuck.#none of it is there. and i still don't know what happened to the cats. or his painting or his movies or his games or the mug i got him#shit. ignore these tags. i just needed someone to know. I think most of my family is tired of me being sad about this...I can't help it tho#I don't think I'm ever getting closure...and I just need someone to know whenever... I'm gonna eat cheesecake now...#....god i miss that livingroom. I fucking miss him....#this post was just supposed to be about mangle im sorry guys...though...i can see why mangle led me back to mac...#I'll never know about that too...never even got to drink with him...we missed so many years because of my mom's shitty ex...
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WHY DO BARISTAS LOVE ACTUALLY GIVING ME FREE SHIT GIRL OH MY GOD
#today’s incident is as follows: walk in with my mom. they have chocolate espresso panna cotta#it looks fucking delicious it comes in chocolate cups. it is deffo too much espresso for me#we get to the counter. girl (whose first name is actually my middle name and we have bonded over this) takes our order. my mom asks if I’m#gonna get it. i say ‘nah’ and girl goes ‘OH WHAT WERE YOU GONNA GET?’. we talk about how cute the chocolate cups are#my mom ordered a croissant. so she hands us a box. get our coffee and leave#now picture me. at home#4:30 in the afternoon.#I go to the kitchen. to nibble on mothers croissant#LO AND BEHOLD#IN THE BOX IS THE CUTE LITTLE CHOCOLATE PANNA COTTA!!!!#she’s a little messy bc she was in my mom’s purse and she’s been sitting out for a couple hours#I down the divine thing over the sink full of shock and awe#SHE DID NOT CHARGE ME FOR THIS#THIS BITCH WAS PROBABLY LIKE 7 DOLLARS BC THIS IS ONE OF THE PLACES THAT OVERCHARGES#I COULD WEEP#what in fuck y’all why does this keep happening to me#anyway I’m going to have to burn this energy somehow but we’ll figure that out later but still
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#genuinely hate my neighbors so fucking much#the couple upstairs is in their kitchen ALL DAY#like they have an entire apartment yet their fat asses just have to be in the kitchen constantly???? and they never sit still#and my next door neighbor...... why is he in his kitchen so fkn often????#he can be in the kitchen for hours throughout an entire day and slam cabinets and throw stuff in his sink#i just cannot for the life of me understand what they are even doing#what normal person does that?!?!#when im in the kitchen and make food im done after#when i do the dishes for 30min im done after#these inbred mongrels generate noise all day everyday#i just cannot comprehend what the fuck they are doing?!?!?!#they are not normal theyre fkn insane fr no normal person does that#i hate them sm i wish they would just die
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Of course. Of course I don't do my laundry all day because someone has left their (wet!!!!) clothing in the washing machine and as soon as I get fed up enough to decide to just go down and take the wet stuff out so I can wash my damn sheets what do I see but my roommate, starting a load of laundry
#i hate living with people i hate it so fucking much. i fucking hate it here#these people have no respect for any other people.#the washer and dryer are CONSTANTLY full of clothes#and they just let them sit there!!!!!!!!!!!#like????? do they not realize that THREE OTHER PEOPLE live here????????????#the sink is fucking full of dishes all the damn time. laundrys a fucking russian roulette. the kitchen is always a disaster#two months and ill be out of this shithole. i cant wait to never live with these people again#next time i choose roommates it will be on my terms.#vent#delete later
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Actually the worst part of being sick is that i can't eat lunch at university, i want my three euro balanced meal with salad and bread that i don't have to prepare or do the dishes after
#sitting on the kitchen floor rn feeling dizzy from standing at the sink for a bit too long#this is fine.jpg
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my mom is going on a fucking witch hunt bc there’s a chip in the stupid island countertop 😭 like what is finding out who did it going to do. are you insane
#purrs#i don’t remember doing it but it was probably me being careless. also i hate the new kitchen. it’s so lifeless and open and there’s nowhere#to sit and every sound is 384739474 times louder and why do we need a fucking touch screen stove. i hate it. i want to move out so bad. why#is the kitchen more important than anything. i fucking hate being in there and im avoiding it which means im going hungry but idc. i hate#the horrible triggering show they’re always watching snd i hate the sink that turns on too forcefully and i hate having to walk twice as far#to get a bowl or whatever. im just so annoyed with all of it and i hate it and i want to move out#delete later
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