#sister big stuff

[ciderjacks]

Had an idea of a continuation of this post. Uhh. Uncomfortable family argument!

(Both sides were sort of right on how he’d react)

[straydolll]

Being your big sister pt²

You must change your pads every 4 hours at least, this avoids the accumulation of bacteria and diseases

Charcoal pills help to stop poisoning in your dog!

Never and ever wash your lace clothes in the washing machine please! I learned the hard way (ruined my favorite corset 😭)

Your armpits are dark and stained because you use spray deodorant, these sprays dry the area, prefer to use roll-on or cream deodorants that moisturize more

Never put out a pan on fire by throwing water! This will make it explode, throw a damp cloth over it and put out the flame, if you spilled boiling water or oil on your skin immediately go to the sink and rinse under running water for a few minutes before doing anything else

Wash your jeans stuff by hand and with neutral products because they fade easily

Mix your perfume in a moisturizer of the same fragrance (similar) or unscented and apply it to your body, this will enhance the fragrance and last longer on your skin

Magnesium pills are the holy grail for us anemic girlies, it boost our energy, help with fainting and migraines

Research more about connectives before writing an essay, learning to use new forms of connectives will diversify and increase the level of writing essays

Bathing in very hot water destroys your skin and hair by drying out and weakening it over time

Person is not happy with your achievement=stay away from these people and remove them from your life

That's it for the day and i hope i was of some help, luv y'all 🪽

[wildflowercryptid]

i'm about to pass out at my desk, but have this stupid ass doodle i did before i go sleep.

[egophiliac]

So how’s ride kamens going for you as I just pulled my self together long enough to read the other half of the current main story

I've been working on catching up on the event stories since they announced the upcoming main story update! (I totally bombed the last few events...they're so fast-paced and I just didn't have time...😭)

and then of course they went and dropped THIS on us today

(you don't understand, I LOVE Tajador and I already love the two blurry frames they've given us of non-silhouetted Kelka, I'm ready to absolutely lose my shit come the announcement/reveal(?) stream on Thursday --)

[cartoonico]

Help! So I was commenting on a Splatoon clip tweet and downloaded this image for my comment.

But when I uploaded it, the ghosts of Callie and Marie appeared 💀💀💀💀

[sofy-tofy]

Silly splatoon plushies memes

[nikoisme]

It's always "odysseus holding baby telemachus" and never "odysseus holding baby ctimene" smh smh

[dotssu3]

i hc that cunoesse gets super into fashion as a way to set herself apart from cuno (they are NOT twins!!!). i feel like she would look up to cindy for fashion inspo…

[bunnymedley]

i got that dog in me (my big sis!!!)

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Shoutout to alien failgirls with big black eyes and fucked up fathers

[plus-low-overthrow]

RIP Sister Big Stuff, Jean Knight

Rest in power, Jean.

[straydolll]

Big sister advices

Install an app to monitor your menstrual cycle, you will never be taken by surprise again, thank me later

Don't save that nice outfit for a special occasion, it will never come and you will have missed the chance to be hot in that outfit because you thought it was too much, be extra everytime you can

Stretch every single day, I swear it improves everything, posture, mood, health, it's just perfect

This one is for the younger ones, stop lying to your friends now to look cool because in the future you will become a compulsive liar and that's not cute

Avoid using peel off masks, they fuck up your skin's protective barrier and will only make you have more blackheads

If you have a friend who only knows how to gossip about others with you, know that nothing prevents they from saying bad things about you too

Exfoliate your skin before shaving and apply moisturizer or oil to your skin afterwards = bye bye strawberry legs

" 'He has to accept me as I am!' says the nice girl. To accept? No way. Wake up. He has to be crazy about you. Acceptance has nothing to do with it. He accepts a doormat. But he wants the enchanted princess. If you want acceptance, look for self-help groups."

Invest in your vocabulary babe, people who speak well attract more people and opportunities

Never lower your expectations and boundaries for no one, and i mean, no one. respect yourself

Try pomodoro method of study, this helps a lot

Never and ever use lemon, baking soda or alcohol on your face please

Pretty girls don't get into silly drama, they ignore e continue their lives

Thats it for the day, i wish someone told me that before so im here passing it on to someone, hope i was helpful, i luv ya girls🫀

[iwaasfairy]

ok ok heavily inspired by your gojo drabble (truly a masterpiece btw) and a disgusting overuse of niichan. I came home after drinking one night and my pussy typed this word vomit all by herself

Sitting on your niichan’s lap while he brushes your hair has long since become a nightly routine before bed. The soothing feeling of being held and cared for by him was always just the thing to get you nice and sleepy. But things have changed now that you’ve grown, niichan’s breaths come out in short warm puffs at your nape whenever you shift in his lap. His always gentle grip tightening ever so slightly on your hip. And there’s something warm and hard that presses right into the crotch of your panties that makes your tummy feel funny. You finally gather the courage to ask about it but niichan says it’s only natural for that to happen. It means he’s healthy, don’t you want your niichan to be in good health? You want him to feel good right? Good, of course you do. You’re his good little sister after all now let niichan do his thing and brush your hair before bed. No no it’s okay if he pulls you down firmer onto him, you’re all grown up now so he has to make sure you don’t fall. And it’s okay if that hard thing rubs against your panties, it’s not like you don’t like it right? Do you like it? Why don’t you let niichan check? After all, he has to make sure you’re in good health too. Oh look at that, you do like it. You’re shining nice and pretty down there, that’s because of niichan you know? Yeah of course it’s okay if he touches you down there look how sticky his fingers are getting, that’s a good thing. Niichan has something that’ll feel even better. You trust him right? No no it’s okay, he knows it’s big but so are you right? You’re all grown up now and niichan can’t help himself but you’ll help him right? Of course you will. You’re always so good for him now why don’t you sit back down on his lap so you and niichan can start a new nightly routine.

This is SoooooOOOOO!!!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAA IM GONNA Have mY MAGICAL Girl transformation!!! I loVE SATORU NIIIII I love this omg omg your brain nonnie thank you for senDING THISSSSS

[demonslayedher]

My Research: Why did you take these photos? These aren't relevant.

Me: They are. In my heart. Vaguely relevant.

My Research: What's with this random tree?

Me: It's a nanakamado.

My Research: And this photo of a photo of some little sprout?

Me: That's taranome.

My Research: It'd be one thing if it was just plants, but why did you take this photo of Togakure ninja training methods? This, among all those other photos?

Me: ...

My Research: "Headbutt Training"?!

[sammyloomis]

makes me laugh when people depict sam as this super cool badass when shes an absolute loser (affectionate)

she takes her antipsychotics with store brand monster. she knows what fan fiction is. she worked at a bowling alley. need i go on.

[dilfmobius]

just sitting here giggling at the idea of loki seeing mobius shirtless for the first time, seeing his top surgery scars, not really understanding where they came from since they’re a god shapeshifter and just use magic to alter their body

they trace them with their thumbs and just look at mobius, serious concern on their face, and they just ask, “who did this to you?”

and mobius bursts out laughing like, “me, girl.”