#sis fucked him up

[joeldidnothingwrong]

his messy hair 🥺

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[respectthepetty]

I really like when a show whispers about a character throughout the series, then when I finally get the character, they are even better than I wanted them to be. Just coming in to fuck shit up and to steal the show.

[wish-upon-the-universe]

Catch me gripping the universe with my bare hands. What do u mean u listen to intent and follow the spirit of the request to the best of your ability and don't monkey's paw the wording. What are you, kind??

[venriliz]

why is the concept of showing empathy for drug/alcohol addicts so hard to understand for some ppl? v.v they suffer too sis, that problem has to come from somewhere and i bet most of them would rather not be addicted in the first place. some people don't know what nuance is i swear. am i crazy for having empathy with addicts??? i don't think so.

[xjulixred45x]

EURYLOCHUS WAS ODY'S BROTHER IN LAW!?!?

Hehe Yep! Eurylochus in the myths was married to Odysseus younger Sister, Ctimene. So he was not only a Long time friend/brother of war/ second in command, but pretty literally FAMILY.

one would think that would make Eurylochus more lenient on Ody but nooooo.

The family reunion would be kind of awkward with Ctimene now that i think of it😅

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Adam and Si off in their own little world.✨Try and pry Si from Adam’s lap- I dare you. 🤭

[strawglicks]

guys flint does not hate cosmo he dislikes the satellite investors .

as a matter of fact they LOOK UP TO cosmo but unfortunately their conflict with the satellite investors causes cosmo to hate their guts LMAO

this idea brings so much potential for funny shenanigans n whatnot but i keep seeing flint and cosmo portrayed as hating each other but thats just not true . flint does not hate cosmo at all, its his assistants they have an issue with . why exactly is unknown (pls build on this clash crew im so curious i wanna see more of satellite investors vs flint its so funny to me)

[tapiocakisses]

it is so fun watching ksi and logan paul embarrass themselves trying to cause drama with dan tdm and tommyinnit because they were criticized and couldn't handle it.

[catboyidia]

oh he is so much more than just fruity he is the whole damn produce aisle and i am so loving it

[achilleansapphic]

The ONE hill I will ABSOLUTELY DIE on is the fact that I have BEEEEEEEEN an Izzy hands defender since day one… yall fake hoes who started pining for him after s2… yeah side eye cos I’ve been sticking by him. I loved him since I first laid eyes on him with those two hot bears on that island. I knew I would defend him with my LIFE. Has he done wrong? Yeah but WHO HASNT. I love that insane little man and I’m super glad he got redemption so people came around but I need to make it known at every single opportunity that I have BEEN defending that man.

[areiton]

If I reblog something.

And you feel the need to 'correct' me because you don't like my tags about a character--i don't care if you say you aren't an anti, your actions are talking pretty loud--don't bother @ me. I'm not going to engage with you, I don't really care what your perspective is, and you're making fandom exhausting instead of fun.

I'm really truly sorry you have no fucking life.

[madame-mongoose]

better bite on that bone or you’re never going home!!! ^_^

OH WHA SRT THE TFUCK DUDE

[one-winged-dreams]

Actually, now that I think about it (and telling @adoredbyalatus that curly can't take an unflattering picture) what if MW!Seth has one of those instant polaroid cameras that he takes with him on hauls

Fuckface probably has some snarky remark about what is there to take pictures of since they're all stuck on a spaceship for over a year but he just looks over at Anya all dreamy-eyed like "Just the special things..."

He can only bring so much film with him, so he's particular about what he takes pictures of, but some of them are like, Curly in the cockpit being ridiculously photogenic, probably making a peace sign with his fingers. Various photos of Daisuke since he's the new guy and he wants him to feel special by indulging his 'take a picture of me looking cool for Bee!' requests. He asks Swansea if he wants any pictures for his family and he says 'do whatever you want' but there IS one of Seth's polaroid's of him on his fridge at home. Of course most of them are of Anya, but he still has to conserve his film so it's only special moments (though he'd argue all moments with her are special).

andnoneforjimmyweinersbye

[hirazuki]

To whoever made the creative decision for Aizen's characterization this season: Congrats, you've achieved the impossible. You've managed to turn me into an Aizen girlie.

[fragiledate]

Le destin et un fil rouge (click for qualité svp)