#sirius is not dead

[justafanbutcurious]

[doodlemcjazzhands]

Wolfstar Sketches

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Sirius, about the fight jegulus just had: so when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?

James: no, it's even worse. He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.

Sirius: *thinking* I have to make sure that Remus never learns this.

Regulus: I slept like a baby.

Remus: *nodding* I see.

[skyrigel]

People have the audacity to say they weren't fucking.

[mydeadgaywizards]

sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."

remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*

[marauders-bs]

sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[canicules]

miss these losers every DAMN day of my life

[regulusblqck123]

Regulus: excuse me, can I make an announcement? I can’t find my child.

Guy working for store: sure.

Regulus: JAMES, YOU FUCKING CHILD STOP LOOKING AT THE LEGOS AND COME FIND ME. YOU HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.

James in distance: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Regulus: DONT MAKE ME CALL REMUS.

James: FINE! DONT CALL REMUS!

[probs-reading]

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

[doodlemcjazzhands]

I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr

[outromoony]

"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.

[mxro-x]

Regulus: Guys, I need to tell you something

Regulus: I’m in love with my brothers best friend

Barty: Your own brother? The one that was disowned??

Regulus: Not my brother, his best friend

Dorcas: Remus?

Regulus: That’s my brothers boyfriend. I’m in love with his best friend

Pandora: Lily!?

Regulus: No, that’s Remus’ best friend

Regulus: It’s James, I’m in love with James

Evan: Your brothers best friend!?

Regulus: [heavy sigh]

[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

[jamessluttythighs]

Sirius: Are you sure that’s what you want to wear on your date with James?

Regulus: Yeah, why what’s wrong with it?

Sirius: Well it’s kinda slutty

Regulus: It’s yours

Sirius: Yeah well I’m a slut