#sir u are killing me

[purplesoup-lad-le]

second @keeper-big-bang-2024 post, with @kingkrakie and @aphelea !! freedom...

[barbwalken]

Head canon time: what if Sir Ansbach knew the twins since they were kids and was like his teacher or something?

Bonus: my tarnished suffering because I can't beat the final boss 😭

[moonilit]

why is polygamy not an option for Dick Grayson and im asking the writers, like he loves both Kory and Babs? I don’t see Kory and Babs being together but if they are ok with it Dick can be with both of them? Like he have a family in both the titans and gotham ?? Instead of this on and off with both that leaving everyone hanging let them be happy

[courtchip]

Raw - Dec. 30th, 1996

[fooltofancy]

＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)

[borderlandsmostwanted]

can we have a sir hammerlock appreciation post pls ... and try 2 avoid mentioning wainlock bc as much as i love it i think alistair can and does and should be allowed to stand on his own merit and not merely because he's in relationship with a white man

Actually Hammerlock has been one of my all time faves since 2, so I'm happy to oblige!

He's extremely funny right out of the gate. I love claptrap but I'm sorry electrocuting him so he would shut the fuck up was honestly a top tier bit. Also his little march out for his intro cutscene..iconic.

I can forgive him being British for the fact that it makes his bullymong quest 10x funnier.

This is only a little embarrassing but as a child playing this game for the first time after I got to sanctuary and found Hammerlock I would do fuck all except hang out with him. Like I wouldn't even do his quests I literally just stood around him to try and engage conversation. Yes I was dumb...but I was also committed. I know a lot of his idle lines now.

And, you know this goes without saying, but LOOK AT HIS DESIGN

Gearbox can't improve beyond this. This is peak and they will never reach such heights again.

I of course could go on but I'll stop here to let others reblog with additions, lest I rant all day

[cashmere-caveman]

ngl i kind of love when media has a designated Unsaveable Guy. like yeah there will be an everyone lives nobody dies au but this guy is still dead

[everybodyloveshippos]

SO i went secondhand book shopping and found a few forgotten realms anthologies INCLUDING the one where artemis absorbs the shade’s life essence thru the dagger (also foreshadowing the netherese stuff) (believe it’s called: ‘that curious sword’). BUT ACTUALLY the best part of it is artemis snaps at a waitress and jarlaxle literally makes him go apologize,,,, im hsjhfdzjfnzds

Jarlaxle @ a legendary assassin: do not fucking talk to our waitress like that The assassin in question: 🙄 fine

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: Embrace your soul seasons! 🫶🏻💗

[obsob]

also psa....i dont allow reposts if u guys ever see any of my stuff in th wild if u could credit either to here or my etsy i would b much obliged!!!!

[unparalleledtrash]

GIVE JIWOO A DAMN BREAK!!

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

Kinned Jim Kirk a lil too hard and now I have 500 million allergies

[alienstage]

i am an au'ra men truther i love au'ra men soooo much

[merlinemrys]

me: i’m so normal about this show

[bbc merlin 2x02 the once and future queen plays]

me:

[imageingrunge]

Ohhhhh so if you killed shadowheart on the nautaloid (my tav gets full deniability on this bc I made laezel kill her okay 🫣) u can use speak w dead on her at the beach and even revive her she’ll demand the artifact back n go hostile on you if u refuse but if you go straight to goblin camp like I did u get a special scene w the artifact then come back n revive Shart she just leaves you can’t even talk to her she yells at you to go away (which i get story-wise why would u even give it back to her if you know it's protecting you) 😭 Idk yet if I should reload or live with my choices n assume she ran away to BG anyways ill be honest I was planning to have her die at the gauntlet (fail persuasion roll) cuz im going for a tragic durge playthru where all my companions die n I don’t revive them for the drama of it all

[shackld]

this is your friendly reminder chief is NOT a "i can fix them" type. she'll definitely try to help whatever major problems you have if they hurt yourself or other people but she doesn't actively seek out ways to alter someone's entire life. she knows she isn't your therapist. she'd be the suckiest therapist. and also doesn't want people to try and "fix" her either!!