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second @keeper-big-bang-2024 post, with @kingkrakie and @aphelea !! freedom...
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#tiergan alenefar#kotlc big bang#kotlc tiergan#sir tiergan#kotlc prentice#prentice endal#tiertice#kotlc tiertice#keeper big bang 2024#hmm not gonna tag delivvy cos they're jsit lil babies innthe back not much#fun 2 draw!! i like this one lots#the colors killed me dead though. it was very painful#tumblr if you shoot my quality i will shoot u right back don't fw me
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Head canon time: what if Sir Ansbach knew the twins since they were kids and was like his teacher or something?
Bonus: my tarnished suffering because I can't beat the final boss 😭
#elden ring#mohg#morgoth#sir ansbach#i ❤️ u sir ansbach#he is the only npc who didn't try to fucking kill me#he and Igon 🫶#i love them both#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers
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why is polygamy not an option for Dick Grayson and im asking the writers, like he loves both Kory and Babs? I don’t see Kory and Babs being together but if they are ok with it Dick can be with both of them? Like he have a family in both the titans and gotham ?? Instead of this on and off with both that leaving everyone hanging let them be happy
#I know polygamy isn’t for everyone but i don’t think they discussed it?#Kory seems to be ok with the concept she is technically married to some other guy and Dick accepted it eventually#I wouldn’t say this is Dick wasn’t so upheld on monogamy that he looked like he was hiding something#Dick every two seconds: love should only be between TWO!#Like sir i know you grew up in the 80s but times are kinder now#Idk it annoys me this whole who is it and who is the end game let them be poly fix it#This is my headcanon now and they are doing it healthy and happy kory and babs share the love for Dick too and are besties#If you want them to date u can i just don’t know enough to judge if they would be into each others or not#Omg i forgot how kory handled the Revan dreams situation too it could work#In my head the whole Merage thing and rushed wedding never happened DC should retcon that#Or let kory kill merage then comfort her man idk#koryand'r#dick grayson#barbara gordon#batfam
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Raw - Dec. 30th, 1996
#bret hart#wwe#wwf#*#flashing gif cw#i already edited out the big flashes but the little ones i couldnt kill im sorry i know theyre bad they hurt me as well#anyways. face of a man who has the patience of a guy who has potty trained many dogs#sir u should be mad u shouldnt be cheesin. whatever#also dont @ me for 90s posting im doin way less than i could be doin
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sending u shitara peppering kisses to help with the cramps <3
EVE??!?? crying…shaking…hugging and kissing you….
#mari answers#mari’s favs#give me ur kofi rn 🤲#actually just take my debit card#ill kill someone for u…life debt 🧍🏼♀️#tbh….i saw it earlier when i was abt to go into my work orientation and then i was thinking about it the whole time??#i was smiling like a fool watching a presentation on workers safety prolly lookin like 🥴 theyll be thinking im so fuckin pumped#to work at fedex part time but really im thinking about an old man side character taking care of me on my period#what did i do in a past life to deserve this#hold….hands….smooches…#stubble… *shakinng the bars of my cage*#omw to your house rn 🏃♀️💨#to do what idk but im omw#shitara the man that you are…im thinking bout a specific panel where he makes a face and the girl goes “Dont make that face around the kids#sir you can make that face at me all u want#sorry ill shut my mouth 😶 other wise i wont stop#is it yukimari…mariyuki?
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\(゚ー゚\)
#tossing them at u#spent like two hours fiddling with something i've been fiddling with for weeks and hate so lmao#... have these. fifteen minute sketches because i'm in hell eternally#vindraws#sai was also In A Mood like 'no u can't save in .png today actually'#sir. i'll kill you.#if you saw me wake up three hours later haunted by like six lines in a couple very unserious sketches........ no you didn't.#anyway have finally given ilya the toothgap he deserves. bonus canines. which he also deserves. (dog rabbit. horse. )#xiv blogging#ch: ilya
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can we have a sir hammerlock appreciation post pls ... and try 2 avoid mentioning wainlock bc as much as i love it i think alistair can and does and should be allowed to stand on his own merit and not merely because he's in relationship with a white man
Actually Hammerlock has been one of my all time faves since 2, so I'm happy to oblige!
He's extremely funny right out of the gate. I love claptrap but I'm sorry electrocuting him so he would shut the fuck up was honestly a top tier bit. Also his little march out for his intro cutscene..iconic.
I can forgive him being British for the fact that it makes his bullymong quest 10x funnier.
This is only a little embarrassing but as a child playing this game for the first time after I got to sanctuary and found Hammerlock I would do fuck all except hang out with him. Like I wouldn't even do his quests I literally just stood around him to try and engage conversation. Yes I was dumb...but I was also committed. I know a lot of his idle lines now.
And, you know this goes without saying, but LOOK AT HIS DESIGN
Gearbox can't improve beyond this. This is peak and they will never reach such heights again.
I of course could go on but I'll stop here to let others reblog with additions, lest I rant all day
#Hammerlock tell me stories pls#im dedicated#i can be your bestest friend#ill kill for you#ill do it#can u tell im writing this late at night#apologies for spelling#borderlands#bl3#borderlands 3#alistair hammerlock#borderlands 2#gifs#bl2#sir hammerlock#thank you for the ask!#wainwrightjakobshammerlock#ask#Sir Hammerlock Appreciation Post
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ngl i kind of love when media has a designated Unsaveable Guy. like yeah there will be an everyone lives nobody dies au but this guy is still dead
#many such cases.....#like sometimes it's bc u need that guy dead to kickstart the plot to make everyone else meet#sometimes it's bc they are just too stupid to live#sometimes it's bc everyone hates their fucking guts and they need to DIE#and sometimes it is because everyone else is so shaped by the tragedy of their death that in order to save them u first need to create them#and that only works if that one person dies....#load bearing dead girl haunting the narrative if we take her out the whole thing crumbles into dust you know#cavetext#like i love how franklin always dies in terror fixit fics in all the rescue scenarios lol ross ex machina BUT NOR FOR U SIR#the terror#this is also brought to u by me trying to figure out when to kill off ned stark in order to prevent twotfk#bc bro. ned needs to die he is too dumb to live. sorry
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SO i went secondhand book shopping and found a few forgotten realms anthologies INCLUDING the one where artemis absorbs the shade’s life essence thru the dagger (also foreshadowing the netherese stuff) (believe it’s called: ‘that curious sword’). BUT ACTUALLY the best part of it is artemis snaps at a waitress and jarlaxle literally makes him go apologize,,,, im hsjhfdzjfnzds
Jarlaxle @ a legendary assassin: do not fucking talk to our waitress like that The assassin in question: 🙄 fine
#jarlaxle king of being nice to service workers#he is everythhing 2 me#Artemis kills ppl but at least he knows when he’s stepped over the line (yelling at a food service girl)#the apology too like....okay.....sir.....#he had his llil silly hat on#legend of drizzt#also was a liriel one too! not sure when its set in the trilogy bcus its not the rite of blood one#i found a bunch like one set around the hunters blades trilogy abt that drow guy who finds khazidhea but idk exc=actly when it takes place#and a lil guen story too <3#but u cn imagine my fucking INTERNAL SCREECH when i flipped to this one to see it was a jarlaxle artemis one i was like ayOOOO
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AshtonIrwin: Embrace your soul seasons! 🫶🏻💗
#THE NOISE. I MADE.#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai ig#instagram#kh4f post#WRE U KIDIDNG ME#the first picture#the hat picture#the clash hoodie#THE LAST PICTURE#FUCKING SPRINGSTEEN BRO#ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME#HE KNEW I SPENT ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT LUKE'S THIGHS#AND HE SAID LOL U THOUGHT#APOLOGIES SIR#HELP
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also psa....i dont allow reposts if u guys ever see any of my stuff in th wild if u could credit either to here or my etsy i would b much obliged!!!!
#its so funny but also. sir thats mine#it kills me that most of my etsy orders come from links on PINTEREST??#who ARE u people#barks
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GIVE JIWOO A DAMN BREAK!!
#istg he keeps getting almost killed by these old-ass awakeners#sometimes i think the reason jiwoo is stronger among his peers is because he has dealt with worse and stronger awakeners#like literally life and death situations#also i admit that this plot is quite repetitive#although a part of me wants jiwoo to atleast hold out against sir andrei before kayden arrives#but then again that wouldn't make sense since sir andrei is a world awakener#and jiwoo is probably restricted cuz he's in enemy territory and doesn't want to give them any more reason to hate on him and kayden#eleceed#seo jiwoo#kayden#jiwoo#kayden break#cartein#chapter 257#fuck u duke
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Kinned Jim Kirk a lil too hard and now I have 500 million allergies
#I’m so annoyed about this#the worst part is the nurse bullied me sufficiently into taking my inhaler#but I just made her give me the more expensive one#and WHY is it so expensive.#why do I have to pay 60 dollars a month to breathe..#she was like. u absolutely need immunotherapy so#gonna stRt that next year and it’s gonna be thousands of more dollars#my dad keeps telling me to go to the derm but he doesn’t understand that I don’t WANT TO PAY#all this money#every time they find something new wrong with me#yesterday I was talking to a coworker who I knew did the shots#and he started talking about people with preexisting conditions and how things Should be more expensive for them#because why should the consumers pay or whatever#and I tried soooo hard#not to tell him to kill himself#he’s like SIXTY#SIR U DONT HAVE LONG BEFORE THATS YOU
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i am an au'ra men truther i love au'ra men soooo much
#🍀#genuinely if u have a pretty lizard boy id do anythign for u. u order me to kill and i will say yes sir right away sir
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me: i’m so normal about this show
[bbc merlin 2x02 the once and future queen plays]
me:
#shows#bbc merlin#merlin s2#2x02#arwen#arthur#gwen#text#tais toi lys#lys lb: merlin#GWEN VERBALLY BEATING SOME HUMILITY INTO ARTHUR#ARTHUR IMMEDIATELY GOING LIKE. OK IM COURTING U NOW. IM MAKING U DINNER (I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE DINNER)#this episode might have many things… the whole ‘nobody appreciates me i do everything’ speech from merlin. an assassin trying to kill#arthur. sir william the farmer. but what this episode has that is thee most important part… GUINEVERE MY BELOVED ONCE & FUTURE QUEEN ‼️‼️‼️‼#*
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Ohhhhh so if you killed shadowheart on the nautaloid (my tav gets full deniability on this bc I made laezel kill her okay 🫣) u can use speak w dead on her at the beach and even revive her she’ll demand the artifact back n go hostile on you if u refuse but if you go straight to goblin camp like I did u get a special scene w the artifact then come back n revive Shart she just leaves you can’t even talk to her she yells at you to go away (which i get story-wise why would u even give it back to her if you know it's protecting you) 😭 Idk yet if I should reload or live with my choices n assume she ran away to BG anyways ill be honest I was planning to have her die at the gauntlet (fail persuasion roll) cuz im going for a tragic durge playthru where all my companions die n I don’t revive them for the drama of it all
#wyll is just a crazy man in a solo run#twas just him and me at the goblin camp we had to sneak into by becoming clouds of smoke and he’s like ya let’s kill ‘em all now like sir….#u are suicidally overconfident right now#bg3#lol at the durge forshadowing there..........#bg3 tav#bg3 alya#hmmm okay I will go back n revive her I need companions I can lose at key moments like astarion
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