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[auradaparanormal]

Me projecting my period cramps onto Commander Peepers

[swan2swan]

Really curious about Ben's use of "them" throughout the gas station thing.

Are the attendant's pronouns they/them? Doesn't really come up. Seems pretty he/they.

Were there supposed to be two attendants in the original script? Or a differently-modeled character? I don't think Brock Powell's pronouns are they/them. Maybe Ben's just really general with his pronouns.

[all-purpose-dish-soap]

Scuze me, I'm gonna need that lovely and well written soulmate au with our boy Soapy part 5 plz & gracious thank yous

i get the feeling a few of y'all are waiting on that one ;) i understand. soap is easy to love.

doing my best to finish up and get it posted this weekend! de nada ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[lesbianchemicalplant]

if you want your legos spread out around you rather than in bins: you can turn the lids of large plastic containers upside-down to use them as big lego trays. they're still basically on the floor, but you can also move them around / out of the way (albeit a little less efficiently than with bins)

[doll3tt33]

I've been talking with your Austin Sommers bot, and he's absolutely ready to beat me up

Austin is ready to beat YOU up??? You sure not the other way around??? 😭😭😭😭 ((he’s hot but let’s be real. He’s a pain.

I’m curious cuz WHAT DID YOU DO??? Did you break his camera??? Cuz I mean, that’s one way to piss a paparazzo off

[pallases]

my professor gave me an 18/20 on my lab report for using “were” instead of “was” when the correct grammar is in fact “were” 😐

[ava-of-shenanigans]

Awhile ago I made a post saying that my favourite dualistic Horus and Set epithet was rHwy, but I have since learned that there’s another spell in the Pyramid Texts that calls them snwy (which is just the number two in Egyptian), so I’ve changed my mind, that’s my favourite one. A dou so iconic that the Ancient Egyptians will literally just call them “the two” and expect you to figure it out.

The translations of this spell add another word usually to make this make sense, like “the two (assailants)” or “the two (contestants),” but that is not there in the Egyptian.

(The spell in question is Pyramid Text spell number 407/Pharaoh Teti’s spell number 284, if you want to have fun figuring out the huge mess that is Pyramid Text spell numbering in order to find it. The line in spell where this occurs is about the pharaoh deciding court cases, so that does make it pretty obvious which two gods they must be talking about, but this is still very funny.)

[queeraang]

If there's one thing i can always count on myself to do, it's make a decision way too far into a draft that will create work for myself

[snrland]

Trying to figure out how drunk Russians were when they decided that три новых велосипеда is a reasonable declension and not a crime to humanity.

[coquelicoq]

hugo really doing his darnedest to make sure i learn at least three different french words for "shithole"

[commajade]

SURPRISE GUESTS HIS CATS AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS. WHO DESIGNED THESE CATS.

[astarionspocketpussy]

Thought too hard about how I name Tieflings and started considering the role of "common" in DND and how different real life languages might fit in that framework. Needless to say now I want to write an essay but alas. Its midnight.

[windmill-ghost]

Characters I’m including in Wayne Empire whose monikers are impossible to naturally say:

Onomatopoeia: I literally cannot imagine anyone taking the time to pronounce that shit.

Abuse: any sentence regarding this guy sounds terrible out-of-context, and honestly still weird in-context.

[mlentertainment]

my brother is the silliest most whimsical man i've ever met and i am gnashing my teeth at the world for trying to crush his spirit