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had a dream with bill cipher in it (ie his natural habitat) and it involved him posting on reddit inventing a “dessert” called the shepard tone (named after the perpetually rising audio illusion) that involved ritz crackers, sprite, and corrosive chemicals. it was like bananas foster but so much worse. one of the chemicals, “forever baking soda,” caused it to perpetually rise as in get taller. people on tumblr and reddit were following the recipe to “taste the chaos” and were disappointed to find that it was honestly just mediocre in terms of flavor. this pissed bill off so he went on a posting tirade and went to alex hirsch irl to complain, but hirsch was in the middle of a haircut (???) and bill had no powers for whatever reason so bill was just pounding on the glass and yelling outside the barbershop door as hirsch ignored him and told the barber “yeah sorry he does this all the time” which kind of implies that he’s accustomed to this angry two foot tall corn chip following him around and screaming. the shepard tone sound effect started playing really really loudly and it startled me into waking up
I have no idea what this means.
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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
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RIP Victor Frankenstein you would have loved HRT
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only found family jokes in this fandom we accept are utena being chu chu’s stepfather
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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw
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By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it
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i love this image and i think about it constantly
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A wonderful little mood brightener created by indiarosecrawford
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Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.
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tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise
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When the BBC is talking about the first four years of Akhenaten's reign before he changed his name and they call him Amenhotep, is that technically dead naming?
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Really funny to me that The Prince of Egypt decided to make the biblical pharaoh Seti I and Ramesses the great.
This is my son Ra-Moses, he was delivered to us by Ra. And this is my other son Moses. IDK how he got here.
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