#mafe this in school in two minutes

[auradaparanormal]

Me projecting my period cramps onto Commander Peepers

[yurileclercseyeliner]

Elementary, My Dear Curran (Sherlock Holmes AU, Chapter 1)

Hi, so I decided to post this first chapter (which is already up on ao3 under yurileclercseyeliner) here as well! Just letting you all know, I did take some creative liberties due to the fact that I am trying to make a fusion of the world of Dragalia Lost and Victorian England work. For those of you who saw it on ao3 I apologize for not updating, it’s just that college applications are kind of kicking my butt now and I haven’t been focusing on much else besides school. Anyway, on with the chapter!

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Chapter One

London. A bustling center of change and industry. A city home to people from all walks of life. Of course, not all said walks of life are entirely soral or mafe-

Wait.

Shit.

That aside, London can be full of trouble if you go poking your nose in dangerous places. That’s where the Scotland Yard comes in. We investigate crimes in London and keep people safe from all sorts of unsavory types, from murderers to petty thieves. Most of our investigations are quick, you check out the scene, you go down the list of suspects, and you pluck out the culprit. Simple. Well, at least it was simple until an eccentric decided to throw himself into the mix.

My name is Curran Watson, a Scotland Yard inspector. And these are my misadventures with a certain Heinwald Holmes.

It all started with a murder, you know how it is. Our Commander, Elisanne, sent me along with Tobias and Hope, Chief Inspector and Constable respectively, to check out the crime scene. The victim was some rich sop named Nathaniel Wooster, who owned La Maison de Theatre, this expensive theater on the West End. He was found by one of his actors slumped over in an empty dressing room with his head smashed in, blood all over the walls. A pretty nasty scene, if I’m being honest. Tobias and I discussed the facts of the case on the carriage ride over, while Hope listened intently while practically bouncing out of his seat, probably excited for his first investigation. He reminded me a bit of how I was when I was a recruit. I still couldn’t really tell if he had the stomach for the job yet, though.

“I think we’ve covered everything, Curran. I feel as though we need to get a closer look at the scene and the suspects before we go making any conclusions,” said Tobias, closing files he had been reading and placing them back in his bag.

“Makes sense, we haven’t really been given any details about the timing of the death and who was there, so that’s a good place to start,” I replied, glancing out the window at the pedestrians walking the street.

“Hey, Inspector, this is a little off-topic, but how are you doing finding that new flat? Do you have a flatmate yet?” asked Hope.

Two months earlier I had gotten a pay raise after cracking a particularly difficult case, and it was enough that I had decided to move out of my old, dusty flat that looked like it was going to collapse in on itself any minute. It was time, and it wasn’t like I was going to miss my old flatmate. It’s not that I disliked him or anything, it’s just that we never really bothered to get to know each other. He didn’t really seem to mind either, if I’m being honest.

“Uh, actually the search is basically over. I found this nice place on Baker Street. The landlady said that she already had someone who was also interested in moving in, so I didn’t really need to go looking for someone. I should be moving in within the next two weeks,” I answered.

“Oh, cool! Must be nice not having to worry too much about finding a person to move in with!” Hope replied cheerfully.

The carriage stopped in front of the theater as the conversation died down. A young man with blond hair with a bright yellow suit to match stood in front of the theater.

“Ah, you must be those Scotland Yard folks who are here to investigate the theater. My name is Fritz, I discovered the body,” said the young man, who didn’t seem too shaken by the situation, at least on the outside.

Tobias was the first to speak.

“Yes, I am the Chief Inspector. Since you discovered the body I believe you will be the first to be questioned.”

“Ah, of course, who else needs to be questioned?” Fritz responds politely.

“Every performer and crew member who had been inside the theater within the past 24 hours,” Tobias answered. He then turned to speak to me and Hope. “Hope, you will be joining me in questioning the witnesses. Curran, I want you to take a look at the body and then mark off the crime scene.”

“Yes sir!” Hope affirmed cheerfully.

“Got it. So it’s just backstage in the main theater, right?” I said, mentally preparing myself for the stench of rotting flesh and stale blood.

Fritz confirmed this for me and told me that the specific dressing room was the first door on the left wing. I left Tobias and Hope behind and made my way to the stage.

“Damn, this place really is fancy,” I said to myself, taking in the heavy amount of red velvet and gold accents used in the decorations. No wonder rich people flocked there, the place oozed with expensive, even if it was a bit much for my taste.

I climbed up the steps on the side and pushed my way through the bright crimson curtain. As I reached the door Fritz had directed me to, I heard scuffling noises on the other side.

Someone else was here.

I didn’t recall Elisanne sending any other investigators, and I didn’t know who in their right mind would go poking around a murder scene just because. I knocked loudly on the door.

“Hello? Who’s in there?’

No answer.

“This is a crime scene, who the hell are you?”

Suddenly, a voice with a slight German accent responded.

“A bored person who might be close to solving this mystery for you, now can you please stop your incessant chatter so I can think?”

Seeing as I was getting pretty impatient, I decided to slam the door open. I then laid my eyes on a strange looking man on the ground, removing the shoes from the body’s feet. The man had long black hair with white streaks, visible stitches on his face, and unnatural purple discoloration on his skin. He wore small, round glasses and a black pinstripe suit that had been stained pretty badly by all of the blood on the floor.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing? You’re tampering with the evidence, the only people who are authorized to be back here right now are members of the Yotland Scard! Who are you?” I shouted, with the man in front of me looking pretty unimpressed.

The man slowly stood up with a bored expression on his face. “Allow me to answer your questions in order. First off, I’m investigating a murder because I’m bored and I believe I can do it faster and more accurately than most of you imbeciles at the Scotland Yard. As for your second question, I am a bored scientist. You may call me Heinwald Holmes. Now that your questions are out of the way, allow me to pose one of my own: Do you always stumble over your words like an idiot every time you open your mouth?”

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[neverheardnothing]

amount i care about/like billions characters as of the end of s1 (but also not without influence from what i know happens later on):

the financial side

bobby axelrod: 4/10 he does some nice things every once in a while but thats because you have to be up his goddamn ass. literally the only way this man knows how to show any “compassion” at all is money. axe i hate to break it to u but theres More To Life Than Money. he has three goddamn emotions: anger, dick measuring time, and money.

dollar bill: 2.5/10 gotta respect him in that scene where he fucks over both his families at the drop of a hat for axe, and the line about being able to afford a 3rd family is fucking hilarious.

wags: 1.5/10 eh hes around. body sushi was funny i guess. 

wendy rhoades: 5/10 would like her more but its tempered with the fact that i know how much she fucks over taylor later on. one of the most sympathetic mains so far. maggie siff is a good ass actor. her face as she realizes chuck stole info from her is Amazing. 

lara axelrod: 5/10 i dont like her but i like her as a character. trying to protect her family at all costs. trying to beat some goddamn senses into her piece of shit rich kids. 

donnie caan: 5/10 gotta also give him respect for spending his last months on earth just fuckin with a guy. i mean he wanted to see his family well off when he was gone which is reasonable.

dudley mafee: 7/10 give him a break. please,,,,,,, watching s1 has made me appreciate how much more love mafee gets at tmc later on. axe fires him to prove something to himself and minutes later is just like “aww man cmon u know u cant trust me when i do something like that” STOP FUCKIN WITH MAFEE DUDE. 

ben kim: 7/10 give him more scenes. the one where he comes into the bathroom jammin to some music is great. wags can fuck off with the sTeP tHe FuCk Up BeN kIm. stop being mean to my boy. hes trying his best and he deserves better than everyone else at axe cap.

that random woman june who tried to publish a chapter in her book Exposing Axe: 5/10 fucking get him!! but also she’s a rich bitch who had a meltdown about her son not getting into yale or whatever and was sad about having to sell her yacht.

the legal side

chuck rhoades: 4/10 he tries to be a good guy but hes a giant fuckin hypocrite. maybe dont be a goddamn lying snake liar for once in your life bud. ex: takes a peak at wendy’s confidential patient files to get info on something illegal axe did and totally fucks over wendy in the process. he does makes some pretty baller moves though, which is fun to watch go down. please stop showing me bdsm scenes with him. rooting for him over axe but really they both suck ass. 

bryan connerty: 6.5/10 he’s actually a decent guy, really honestly trying his best. tries not to be a goddamn hypocrite like chuck. maybe im biased because he was cool in daredevil but this guy is alright.

kate sacker: 6.5/10 i hope she becomes the president, i honestly kinda space out during the law scenes no matter what but from what i remember she seemed pretty decent.

ari spyros: -1000000/10 ill kill him with my own two hands. everything about him is so terrible.

still in school (?) but probably kicking ass

taylor mason: 1000000/10 come on show up. please i beg u. im DYING here. i need someone i care about to be on screen or else im just playing sudoku on my phone the entire eps.

winston <lastname>: 1000000/10 i know ur out here in the billions world just hanging around. at this point ur also prob in college but who knows. we certainly dont how old winston is or how long it is between s1 and s3 when he shows up. 

[allskynostars]

I was tagged by two lovelies @just-mafe-g @gellbellshead thanks guys x

1ST RULE: tag 5 muns you would like to know better: I think I’ve seen nearly everyone fill this so I won’t bother haha. 

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head   I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m was in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know   I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages I have made a new friend in the past year

[wanderingaunt]

The Year of Bold Freedom and Unplanned Adventures

It’s hard to believe that just 8 months ago I was handing in the keys to my first solo apartment, saying farewell to a company and career that I had invested 11 years of my life in, and walking away from a life of comfort and security to follow my dream of traveling the world. It seems like a lifetime ago. Even writing this I find myself a bit emotional as I reflect on all that has transpired this year.

2018 has been one of the most challenging, epic, and rewarding years I’ve experienced in my 34 years of living. And when I declared it to be the Year of Bold Freedom, I had no idea how much these two powerful words would impact each step I took along the way. I took more chances than I’ve ever taken; said goodbye to my possessions and car; said Yes! to more adventures in life; allowed myself time to reset, heal, and surrender; and discovered what it is to be a confident, daring, and bold woman.

It was a year filled with many unknowns, one way tickets, and unplanned adventures.

In fact, I had no plan when I set off on my nomadic journey—just a one way ticket to the other side of the world and a willing spirit open to whatever was to come. Little did I know when I started the first chapter of my nomadic journey in Australia, I’d be ending it in South America.

I let my intuition lead the way and went places where I felt pulled to go.

I started my journey in Sydney, Australia. I had been to Australia 4 years ago but didn’t make it to Sydney. I saved my Hyatt points to stay at the Park Hyatt, a hotel set on the Sydney Harbour with the best view of the Sydney Opera House and some of the most amazing sunrises. It was quite surreal being there. I was by myself on my first solo journey and present to all that had lead me to this point. After Australia, I set off to Thailand for 6 weeks. Thailand brought a lot of healing and showed me what it is to fully surrender. Being in Southeast Asia also showed me that I am never alone; there are always new friends whenever you need them. Some of my dearest friendships this year are from my time in Thailand.

I came back to the states to attend World Domination Summit (a week long event centered around community, adventure, and service) in Portland, Oregon. It was my first time in Oregon and my 50th state! While at WDS, I met so many friends and people living unconventional lives. It was reassurance that I was on the right path and that my life was mine and no one else’s.

I could create my own rules and not follow society’s definition of how to live.

I spent some time back in the states for a few weeks and then set off to Mexico for a month. Mexico was very empowering and showed me that I could travel somewhere by myself without knowing the language. Many of the other places I had been, I could always find people who spoke English. Mexico pushed me out of my comfort zone and showed me the core of this beautiful country and its people. I also had my first international photoshoot for the year in San Miguel de Allende. I hired a local photographer and had my makeup professionally done. It gave me the inspiration to do more photoshoots and inspire other women to do the same. It is a project that I will expand even more in 2019.

I headed back to the states after Mexico to attend Mike Lewis’ Jump Club in Boston. His Book When to Jump: If the Job You Have Isn't the Life You Want was a big influence in my life this year and gave me the courage to finally make my jump. I had the privilege of mentoring in his Jump School program and co-lead a breakout session at Jump Club Boston.

After Boston, I set off to South America, my 6th continent to visit and 4th for the year! I started my journey in Medellin, Colombia for the 7in7 Digital Nomad Conference. I had learned of 7in7 while attending WDS earlier in the year. 7in7 connected me with 100 people who are living life as a nomad or location independent. I made so many dear friends and connections at this event and look forward to the next one in New Zealand in 2019!

Colombia made such an impact on my life. It was the first country to introduce me to South America and one full of many surprises. This country has really transformed over the years and made many great strides in providing clean water, safety and education to its people. Colombia and South America also reminded me that it is possible to get around and experience a place even without knowing the language. It was humbling and empowering.

I visited many beautiful places and found myself at many times out of my comfort zone.

I attended my 4th Wildhearted Meditation retreat in the Sacred Valley of Peru after leaving Colombia. It was an intense and eye-opening time for me. I allowed myself to fully disconnect from social media and my phone. I spent a lot of time soul searching and being present to many hard truths. During the retreat, we visited Machu Picchu which was a total dream of mine. It was as green as I had envisioned and full of powerful energy. The train ride alone was a top highlight. I spent another 2 weeks in Peru after the retreat which was a great time for reintegration and reflection.

While in Peru I learned that my college study abroad professor and his wife were in Santiago, Chile with a group of students from my Alma Mater, Lipscomb University. I found a last minute flight and headed to Chile. It was not on my radar at all. In fact, I was supposed to be back in Southeast Asia after my retreat for my annual trip with my two travel buddies from college. We have taken a trip every year since 2004. We had a change in plans and had to cancel the trip. I chose to stay in South America and see what else this continent had to show me. Chile was a complete game changer for me. I visited my dream destination—Patagonia and hiked in Torres del Paine for 4 days. On my final day, I hiked a mountain which totally transformed my view of myself and what I am capable of. It gave me so much confidence. Chile was one of my top countries of 2018. So many hidden gems to discover!

I spent my final 2 weeks in South America in Argentina and Uruguay, with a mini birthday vacation to Mendoza, Argentina for wine tasting and relaxation. Even nomads need vacations to relax and reset!

I am in awe of all that has transpired this year, and so proud of myself for all that I accomplished.

I allowed myself to fully release and let go of old patterns that no longer served me, try things I never would’ve considered, and be fully present to every place I visited. What a rewarding year its been. I am beyond grateful to be living the life that I am and hope that in some way my story will inspire you to live your best life and travel to places unknown. Here’s to 2019 and even more adventures!

May you be blessed in the New Year and find the courage within to follow your own path.

What Does Bold Freedom Look Like?

Moved into first solo apartment knowing that I would only be there a few months

Put together a Fear Show where 30 individuals came together to do something they’ve been afraid to do on stage

Finished the Self Expression & Leadership Program which completed Landmark Worldwide’s Curriculum for Living

Turned in my notice for my job of nearly 11 years

Completed my 50-hour Yoga Extensions program and became a Yoga Teacher for CorePower

Attended my 3rd Wildhearted Meditation Retreat in Mexico

Ran my first 5k

Sold my furniture and moved out of my apartment

Quit my job with one month’s pay and little savings to follow my dream of traveling the world

Said farewell to my company and career of ~ 11 years

Bought a one way ticket to Sydney, Australia

Set out on my solo nomadic journey starting in Sydney, Australia

First Podcast Interview with Rick Clemons on Life Uncloseted

Allowed myself to surrender and heal in Thailand

Lived with total strangers in Chiang Mai (who now are dear friends)

Got a bamboo needle tattoo in Thailand

Taught Yoga in the park in Chiang Mai

Partnered with an awesome holistic business coach (Brook Woolf, Emotional Body Mapping) for writing and mentoring

Attended WDS in Portland, Oregon

Took an Aerial Yoga class

Road trip from Dallas to Tennessee with my 3 and 5 year old nieces

Sold my beloved car to sustain my year of travels

Spent one month in Mexico visiting many different regions

Launched myself as an international model in Mexico in a bold, red lace romper; did a photoshoot with FDfotofer

Traveled 4,500 miles to take a chance on a guy and free myself from a lifetime of stories around dating and relationships

Danced my heart out in the name of Power & Bold Freedom

Took a Bollywood Dance class in Portland

Rented a car and braved the crazy drivers in Mexico

Ate a fried grasshopper in Playa del Carmen

Flew to Boston from Mexico for Jump Club Boston; co-lead a breakout session and shared my jump story

Participated in Landmark Worldwide’s Communication: Access to Power course

Bought a one way ticket to Medellin, Colombia; first entrance into South America

Attended 7in7 Conference for Digital Nomads in Medellin

Climbed The Rock of Guatape ( El Peñol) in Guatape, Colombia—655 steps to the top!

Jumped in a giant rubber ducky bounce house at the mall in Medellin (and when I say giant, I am not exaggerating)

Took a Bachata dance class in Colombia

Photoshoot with the talented and award winning Gabo y Mafe in Cartagena, Colombia

Visited Taganga, a small fishing village near Santa Marta, Colombia on the Caribbean Coast; pushed me out of my comfort zone in many ways and reminded what it is to have humility and gratitude

Went on a day excursion to beaches along Tayrona National Park in Colombia; left my phone behind for the day so I could be fully present to where I was

Attended my 4th Wildhearted Meditation Retreat in the Sacred Valley of Peru

Turned notifications off on my phone and stayed offline and off of Social Media for 12 days

Went zip lining 550 feet high over Colca Canyon—the second largest canyon in the world (Grand Canyon being the largest); spent the day with my 2 Argentinian & Uruguayan instructors afterward and became friends

Visited with students and my professors from Lipscomb University in Santiago; spent Thanksgiving with them and got to share with them about my story and what it’s like to reintegrate back to the States after being out of the country for a long time

Planned a last minute trip to my dream destination - Torres del Paine in Patagonia

Hiked for 4 days in Torres del Paine by myself; hiked during the day and slept in a tent at night; hiked 55 miles in 4 days; 19.5 miles on the last day!

Hiked up a mountain on my final day in Torres del Paine; my body was so tired and I was ready to give up until I saw a beautiful snow-capped mountain in the distance; I persevered and kept going—so glad I did! The journey to the top was incredible.

Visited Capillas de Mármol in Patagonia based on a referral from someone I met in Santiago; rode 5 hours on a bus there, took a boat tour of the caves, and 5 hours back on the bus—long day and extremely worth it!

Went to Olmue, Chile and stayed with two of my dear yoga soul sisters’ abuela

Celebrated my 33rd birthday early in Mendoza, Argentina; stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel and Park Hyatt; went wine tasting at local vineyards

Visited Buenos Aires and stayed with the sister of my zip lining instructor I met in Peru; another stranger who welcomed me with open arms into her home

Final Photoshoot for 2018 with Dolores Fotografia in Buenos Aires

Took ferry from Buenos Aires to Colonia, Uruguay; spent final 2 days of South American journey in Montevideo

Flew from Montevideo to Panama City on my 34th birthday; took myself on a birthday date in Panama—my 11th country for the year!

Danced and played in the rain numerous times

Danced and skipped down the streets of many cities

Bought one way tickets and went places based on recommendations from people I met throughout my journey

Set myself free from old stories, programming, and patterns

Healed old wounds and restored various relationships in my life

Dressed up and took myself on fancy dates once a month without a book or phone

Got lost numerous times and still managed to find help from kind strangers without knowing each others’ language

Made friends with hundreds of people all over the world—some for a day; some for a season; some for life

Gave myself permission to travel through the end of the year and release pressure to find a job or start anything new

Discovered that I am a confident, daring, beautiful, and bold woman who is capable of anything I set my mind to—and I finally believe in me!

Visited 11 countries, 4 continents, 65 cities on my solo nomadic journey in 2018