#simple rituals

[panditpavansharma]

Attract Wealth on Deepavali: Dates, Rituals & Mantras for Diwali 2024

Discover Diwali 2024 dates, rituals, puja timing, and Vastu-astrology tips for each of the 5 days to attract wealth, prosperity, and success during this festival of lights.

Diwali Do's and Don'ts to attract Luck and Prosperity

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(loosely) that scene from potc... its so Them i think...

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

[leolaroot]

star trek fans specifically are crazy for that. you say "im not really comfortable watching tos because of the way captain kirk interacts with women" and 900000 people come crawling oit of the woodwork to say UM ACTUALLY kirk is a GENTLEMAN FEMINIST who is ALWAYS NICE and VERY BISEXUAL! and the only people who think he acts like that are the DUMB PIG CHAUVINIST MEN who think kirk is LIKE THEM! okay im actually referring to how he constantly grabs at women esp when they're unhappy and physically restrains them. or the weird sexually charged comments he makes. or his persistent assumption of all women as available and simple things to be acquired or controlled. and sometimes they lobby back with the "well Its Made In The Sixties so of course its Dated but its still PROGRESSIVE!" okay well its so dated that im not comfortable. i cant just say to myself "oh well it was another time" and immediately become blind to whats happening before my eyes.

[shenzhiheng]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook 莲花楼 | Episode 10

[thedesertdove]

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Was thinking how rare non-sexual intimacy must be in Gabriel's life. He watches Netflix wrapped in a blanket with Sam and it reminds him of the times he sat with Loki in front of a campfire. Lying in bed and talking to Sam makes him think of Kali. Being real and being vulnerable means living with ghosts from past lifetimes.

[selkiefinalist]

bedsy pulling the goalie with fourteen minutes left. is it optimism, 4d chess, or a simple desire to be punished

[fortunaestalta]

[rrr-is-gay]

Hello kids, today I’d like to preach to you about the deep eroticism of The Fight, because warriormale literally lives in my mind and compels me to speak.

When Ram and Bheem wrestle outside the governor’s palace, they are releasing so much sexual energy, it’s actually insane. Hell, even before the wrestling, when they’re exchanging punches, there’s this sizzling tension that they’re both too heartbroken to actually think about, but it comes out subconsciously, in how their bodies react to each other. Bheem takes each punch standing up, then fuckin smacks the shit out of Ram, knocking him to the ground, showing his dominance. Ram whips his head to the side to LEER at Bheem before deciding his next attack.

And what is his next attack? TO CLIMB UP BHEEM’S THIGH and THROW HIM TO THE GROUND so he can MOUNT HIM. Bheem does not kick out of this hold or push Ram’s body away, he ROLLS OVER, TANGLING HIS LEGS with Ram’s, keeping him close. He refuses to go on the defensive, he must stay on the attack, to overpower Ram with the strength of his thighs. This need, this primal masculine aggression, is shared by both men as they continue rolling over each other. It is such an intricate ritual!

They are so deeply, intimately familiar with each other’s bodies. Think of how Bheem yanks open Ram’s legs so he can get right between his thighs. He knows where Ram bends and folds. He’s been here before. Think of how Bheem shoves his hand over Ram’s face to hold him down, covering his lips and nose, feeling his heat and insisting upon his submission. Think of how Bheem LIFTS RAM UP dirty-dancing-style to twirl him around, embraced by his thighs, testosterone spiking like adrenaline.

There’s a raw physicality that is shared between sex and combat that’s difficult to describe to those who don’t feel it. It is so primitive, so base, it defies logic. Ram and Bheem have absolutely no reason to be turned on during this fight. They’re both utterly heartbroken, to a point where they’re basically dying inside. And yet their bodies tingle with desire; the desire to touch, smack, yank, bite, grab, hug, roll, spread, fuck. They can’t help it! That’s why they fight so close and tight, because the magnetism pulling them together is stronger than the betrayal tearing them apart.

Absolutely nobody on this earth can convince me that I’m wrong!

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Me, fighting tooth and nail against my irl friends who are sw*fties: yeah well, maybe I want my sad girl music to have a 3 minute guitar solo and distorted audio after the second verse of vaguely gay lyrics have you considered that ?!

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I think theres a chance the warden* might be back** in da:tv!!

*from a world state where they died killing the archdemon and were interred at weisshaupt

** as a corpse possessed by Urthemiel, who is probably one of the evanuris

[soulsinnerstatues]

How to Pray

Decide who you want to pray to. (Examples: Artemis, Juno, SkaðI, Lugh, Cernunnos …)

Clear off a small shelf or surface if you don't have a ritual space.

Add a printout of The god's image or pull up an image on your phone.

Spend a few moments saying hello.

Pick a time to come back.

Give offerings, if you can — for example, pour a sip of your tea or coffee into a bowl before you leave in the mornings.

[aidenwaites]

The way Luke and Dom + Phil are lashing out at one another because they've got different lifestyles and they've ended up in different places, and they each see the other as bragging or judgemental over it, and they ARE each being judgemental, and the truth being that they're all deeply unhappy where they've landed,,

[winepresswrath]

for my money comics ambrosius doesn’t think ballister deserved to have his arm blown off he just has a rich fantasy life and a talent for double think.