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What made you start simping for Samuel Seo?
..like..bro...how can you NOT!!???
Like idk why but, when I first started reading lookism, the only character that caught my attention was Samuel. Plus, his character stood out the most that time to me.........I still simp for him.
(+those milkers he have:-))
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So in today's day of eventful events that were not supposed to happen but they did:
I got Carnelian. It's actually a double slap to Dr. Kryo who got my Gnosis, because not only did his wife Surtur visit (for which I have her at pot 5 now and subsequently - folded and leveled her up to 45 with an M2S3) but his other operator of preference came home after he was wondering if it's worth pulling when he barely has anything saved up for Yato-alter.
I'm slowly driving it back to 12K orundum for those sweet 40 pulls that should definitely totally get me the Noir Corn-alter.
How many posts is it that I mention him? Countless at this point.
Dr. Kryo just picked me up and set off guiding me along the chapters. I finished at 9-14 last time with S9-2 being my best work yet because I need to start unlocking the Salt.
While miles away from the actual goal of 11-2 where I get the T3 Salt, it's still advancing at a speed I doubt I've moved with alone before.
Can't even believe most of these were a two-OP runs. Mostly using Kal'tsit and people like Thorns, Blaze, Mountain. Of course I had the support of Chongyue. And morally supported by the presence of Ling since I need her 100 trust because that ark forsaken Module.
The AFK Lee and Mountain level was really funny, definitely recommend if your Lee is E2 lvl60 to bring a Myrtle or Bagpipe to block the other side until he charges up good. I leaked twice, learned that lesson the hard way.
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Chapter 10 baby, it's time for the Sanguine Arc. Where we fight not the Sanguinearch but definitely something hideous and simmilar. I saw the worms yesterday when Pinkie showed me around the enemies for Chapter 11. Imagine... Leeches. In a trenchcoat. I hate them so much, looking at the enemies is putrid and they're all just slowly moving 20 pixels.
Yet here's the GORGEOUS video for the start of Chapter 10, which is supported by stunning vocals and a goosebump-indusing energy when you see it play on your own screen.
Gosh, I don't even know what this is but it sure looks like another set of achievements I will need to be getting. Nothing to be tryharding about, surely, as we leave the border between 'Tier 2 hardness level + Challenge Mode' and we sink right into 'Tier 3 hardness - which IS the CM' .
Amiya, it's been a pleasure working with you. Disappointment happened only during the Mandragora fight because I forgot turning Mon3ter skill... So we leaked...
And also one gargoyle got through...
I should go back and do that before future me hates for losing the will to fight Mandra again + just forgetting the run.
Which, spoilers, if you know what you're doing, is actually quite pathetic to fight. Just throw a rock at her and she sits down and pouts for long enough to Surtur/Texas-alter her.
But moving onto chapter 10!
Oh, I remember the good old days of being chapter 7 and suddenly CC10 operation Nuke (Ashring) landed with its fully charged Orbital Space Cannon to give me the sad news that, no, I will not in fact get all the medals.
Dr. Pinkie joins the conversation just on time to reminesce over how they used to guide me during Ashring. Very fun times.
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Pinkie: "It's good that you're well aware how the Orbital Space Cannon works now, because for the next 16 operations you'll be doing just that."
Me: "..... WHAT?"
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Pinkie: "It's alright, the Nuke does only 3000 damage, so as long as your defender has more than that, they should survive."
Me: *Checks Hoshiguma's health*
Hoshiguma: 3158 HP
Pinkie: "Oh, oh no."
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Me, Kryo and Pinkie: "HERE IT COMES."
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Me: *Pauses to think what to do after the Nuke blows because I can see that Hoshiguma will be blocking and Archetto will be in her range.*
Pinkie: "Oh, it would have been so nice if you had an operator whose skill 2 makes them invulnerable."
Me: *Knows it's not Ethan so I click on Archetto to read what her skill does*
Pinkie: "Oh, you know. Someone who can, potentially, block." *Nervous because the enemies are coming* "Especially since you have one place to guard."
Me: "Do I put her IN the range?"
Pinkie: "YES."
Me: *Drops Specter there*
Pinkie: *Sighs*
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Hoshiguma: *Dies after the second Nuke*
Pinkie: "A wonderful opportunity to use reinforcements."
Me: *Positions Archetto and Ethan*
Pinkie: "I MEANT SPECTER SKILL."
Me: *Barely surviving the stage* "They're fine, they're all doing very well."
Pinkie: "I think you need to go to more morning sessions."
Me: "NOOoooo..."
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Me: *Doing kissy noises at the scren*
Pinkie: "There Eve goes, licking the sweat off his armor. Like a dog."
Me: "Hoederer is just so... Mm..."
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Me: "Can I catch you for a screenshot with your eyes open?"
Me: *Looks at him*
Me: "Well... Eye... Open..."
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Me: "Pov, every time I see that my operator who is E2 level 50 is not doing enough damage on an E1 level 30 operation."
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Operation 10-4: Warning Shot
Me: "Haha, warning shot."
Pinkie: "Imagine what they'd do if it was a threat."
Finally, here is a silly bird boy being deployed.
#arknights#friendship#doctor of ri shenanigans#chapter 9 arknights#chapter 10 arknights#guiding#handholding#Doctors braincells multiplying#working hard for that salt#lee arknights#kal'tsit arknights#mountain arknights#simping for HIM#elysium arknights#Youtube
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VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour
"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#verosika mayday#verosika#helluva verosika#apology tour#SHE CARED THAT MUCH ABOUT HIM#SHE *LOVED* HIM OH GOD#I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS WITH THE TATTOO BUT HEARING HER VOICE BREAK AS SHE SAID IT#AUGHHH#character spotlight#my gifs#helluva boss edit#helluva edit#FINALLY US VEROSIKA SIMPS ARE GETTING FED AFTER YEARS ON CRUMBS. *CRUMBS*!!!!!!!!!!!#Certified Redemption ☑︎
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He’s supposed to be studying.
#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#bkdk art#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#BNHA#mha fanart#MHA#my hero academia#my hero acadamy#mha katsuki bakugo#mha izuku#katsukis brain is nothing but Izuku thirst trap edits from tiktok playing on a constant loop#god I love pathetic loser simp Katsuki so much lmaoo he has it so bad#my fave thing is him daydreaming about Izuku sneezing.#SNEEZING#what a loser
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satoru who is in heaven with the way you ride him!!!
cw: fem!reader, p in v, creampie, riding gojo satoru, cervix bumping! mdni!
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"fuuuuuck." his head was being thrown back into a plush pillow as his long, slender fingers gripped harshly onto your hips. a groan getting ripped from his throat as his watery blue eyes watched the way your tits jiggled with each bounce you made on his cock.
"m' i doing good?" your sweet voice was whimpering out to him; dizzying him as your sweeter cunt was swallowing his cock to the brim, heavy tip bumping up against your cervix. satoru's dick was practically drenched with a mixture of your slick and his precum, all the way down to his balls that would twitch, begging to be drained.
"it's great. so so so good. you're doing so good." satoru's groans were almost pathetic as his fingers were imprinting soft red crevices onto your hips. you felt so fucking good around him, gooey and steaming cunt giving his dick such a nice and tight hug :(( !!
if there was any time he could just drop and die, he wouldn't complain if it was in this moment. the way you were gripping him, pussy getting tighter when you'd bounce straight down onto him; a nasty wet slap noise accompanying the action each time, he already felt like he died and went to heaven with how amazing it felt. he was infatuated with the fact you were holding on this long for him, wanting him to cum first.
"ahh- shit shit." there he went, whimpering again as he started to lift his ass up from the bed to buck his cock into you even deeper than both of you imagined. you spoiling him with the satisfaction and pleasure of you bouncing on his dick like a cum-hungry bunny is close to ending with you getting spoiled back; with his cum being shot deep into your weeping pussy! <3
#satoru smut#gojo smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo x reader smut#satoru gojo smut#simping bad for satoru#ooooh need him#satoru x reader smut
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The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man
#twst fanart#twst art#artwork#art#artists on tumblr#twst disney#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland halloween#twst halloween event#twst halloween#jack skellington#twst#my man#Marking my presence as one of he simps 🙏🙏🙏#I LOVE HIM😮💨😮💨😮💨#AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
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who gave odysseus permission to be so "oh my gawd penelope stawp i'm so petite and don't want to get my toes wet" right after going on his villain arc? and why did he eat it up as well?
"...captain why are you kicking your feet and giggling" - eurylochus at some point probably
#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#echo's thoughts#epic odysseus#jay herrans#jorge rivera herrans#the odyssey#let him see his wife he's simping so hard???#poor thing just wants to go home
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Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.
Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?
Jason: Are you on crack?
#batman is beatable Bruce is Not.#that mf has ras al ghul acting on his best behavior. he threw down with bane. and killer croc. and has TALIA al ghul simping#big fan of the bat kids laughing at batman and being horrified at the idea of fighting Bruce#it’s the mom effect#dc#dc comics#jason todd#duke thomas#text#incorrect quotes#I love unbeatable Bruce I LOVE HIM and I chew on him
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Leona mentions that scars are seen as a sign of bravery in the Sunset Savanna... so I assume that a lot of people probably find them sexy. I'm not sure if Yuu walks the red carpet with the boys in Tapis Rogue but like... can you imagine a Yuu with a really noticeable facial scar they didn't use makeup to cover up and everyone in the Savanna just going wild on magicam as soon as those pictures drop. Yuu checks their phone to see that they're trending because one very specific group of people is down bad horrendous and it broke containment.
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst yuu#if you're a leona simp just picture him posting a selfie w yuu like “keep dreaming herbivores that's mine”#it doesn't work because now people are thirsting after both of you 💀
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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He's not that perfect
Literally him:
#choso#choso kamo#im a simp#edit#jjk#choso jjk#jjk choso#jjk smut#jjk spoilers#jjk edit#choso my beloved#choso x me#choso x you#choso x reader#i love him#i love him more than life itself#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen choso
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pornstar johnny got in the business because he likes sex. he's got a degree collecting dust in his closet that he could use but why would he when he finds himself in between a pair of legs every other day? heaven.
also he became a certified munch because he was tired of seeing pornstars (not amateurs, like legit contracted individuals) eat pussy like they hate it. if he had to wank to one more girl letting out manufactured noises, his cock would perma soften.
(bonus for him cuz he's got a pretty face. getting in and rising to the pinnacle was as easy as making the top AV model clench and quiver around his fingers. in an interview he once mentioned liking to flatten his tongue when his costar is at the precipice cuz he loves to feel them pulse. something about it almost having a heartbeat of his own. sickening man. he said it while apple cheeked and a wolfish grin.)
#hey hEY#he needs to simp behind reader who isn't interested in fucking him#like thinks he's a tool. nothing but pretty looks. a doll. empty on the inside.#he whimpers when reader says go fuck yourself#def wanks to that irritated tone of yours#be mad at him more he's almost about to come :/
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He's not used to the attention (but he kinda likes it)
#i just want more y/n quietly admiring dca is that too much to ask#let him yappa yappa yappa#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#dca x y/n#simp station#im alrd yearning to make more simp y/n content hsjd its like a disease dont cure me#simping in the daycare au
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doodles inspired by that bobby/scott fic
#i know why i love bobby so much in that fic#he is me#a big Scott simp#and he is too adorable in that story#i wanna hug him#both Bobby and Scott deal with a lof of heavy things and they're still sweethearts#scott summers#cyclops#bobby drake#iceman#what is their ship name?#scobby?#bott?
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Vivziepop male character: *is supposed to be hot and attractive. Canonically everyone wants to fuck him, he is flirty, confident and makes everyone fall in love with him as soon as he appear. Hes got the best voice actor to make the most masculine and attractive voice to match his supposed sexiness. Everyone in the fandom talks about how he makes them wet their panties*
The fucking character design:
#hazbin hotel critical#vivziepop critical#Helluva Boss critical#Vivziepop criticism#This type of characters makes me umcomfortable#I hated Moxxie's ex in that one episode#they tried so hard to make us simp for him being “smexy” when he is just ugly af#Hazbin Hotel will have lots of these#Never simped for Lucifer and Alastor and never understood why everyone in the fandom did#Helluva Boss criticism#Hazbin Hotel criticism
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How many people have already done this?
I had a vision and I had to share it.
also some doodles
im not sorry
#my art#stanley pines#the stanley parable#gravity falls stanley#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#ford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#incorrect quotes#kinda#this blog is not safe for ford simps#Im making him total asshole
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