#simon snow textpost

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[sopheadraws]

Simon keeps his hair long on top and short on the sides because Agatha recommended it to him when they were 13, doesn't he?

[catbus-door-sound]

baz: so... how big are you?

simon: uhh idk like 5'10

baz: no like. in bed

simon: ...still 5'10?

simon: just. horizontal

baz:

[multi-bookworm]

Simon: I HATE VAMPIRES!

Simon: I hate them all!! Always fucking showing off!

Simon: the way they walk in that sexy way like they know you're watching!

Simon: drinking blood with those wicked vampire teeth- But noo! Thats part of their scheme, their trick! They're trying to trick you, an-and wait...never mind.

Simon: he texted me back.

[dam-my-blue-wand]

STOP

Here to remind you that Baz has called Simon "My Chosen One" on more than one occasion.

(I need someone to give me that affection)

Okay, carry on

[fleursowl]

Penny: So, are you the big or little spoon?

Baz: I’m a knife.

Simon: He’s the little spoon.

[aehr-canter]

Wayward Son Chapter 41 is just a masterpiece

[mooniesstars]

any the way the wind blows spoilers!!

*simon pounding on baz's door*

*baz finally opening*

baz: what do you want snow

simon: after a lot of thinking, and running out of my surgery, i decided that yes, i will marry you

baz: oh-okay

[gideonssnazzyglasses]

Baz jokingly at Simon after he orders his 362782 Uber eats in one day

[wraithskin]

The peonies, too heavy with their beauty, slump to the ground. I had hoped they would live forever but ever so slowly day by day they’re becoming the soil of their birth

The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller

Wayward Son - Rainbow Rowell

You Are Jeff - Richard Siken

Peonies - Jim Harrison

Futile Devices - Sufjan Stevens

Jo - Haley Heynderickx

I Will - Mitski

Strawberry Blond - Mitski

Pink in the Night - Mitski

[self indulgent collection of song lyrics + literature that reminds me of someone important to me]

[bambazzle]

Simon: The truth is, I am a hateful person. I have a lot of hate in my heart.

*sees Baz’s new haircut *

Simon: ❤️❤️❤️ I hate him.

[scone-lover]

@ninemagicks hilarious countdown art just reminded me how dumb the gang is in WS. Now, in case you’re going to say “but sconey, they’re not!”

guys.

PENNY HAS LITERALLY BEEN TO AMERICA BEFORE!!!

(carry on, pg 36)

I rest my case.

[sopheadraws]

I reread Fangirl (finally bought a personal copy), so I guess it's time to reread Carry On for the fourth time .

[the-song-of-fangirling]

Simon: How art thou, Oh Lord Thyme!?

Baz: WHAT! I'm Basil. Not Thyme.

Simon: ah Ha! Got you! Lord Basil.

Baz: *facepalms*

Penny: "laughs and shakes her head*

Credit: @rosebudgirlsblog

[multi-bookworm]

“This is why I can’t be with Levi. Because I’m the kind of person to fantasize about being trapped in a library overnight.” - Cath Avery (Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell)

I’ve never related more to a book character- 

[dam-my-blue-wand]

11-year-old Baz: *sees Simon and falls hopelessly in love with him*

Baz: *Googles- how to flirt*

Google: Make eye contact and ask about their hobbies

(The Next Day)

Baz: *death glare*

Baz: Do you like killing innocent creatures Snow?