#silly snake lads

[zorangezest]

chat you do not want to know what hour of the night it was when i drew this

[sysig]

Don’t encourage him so much, he’s self-motivated to start (Patreon)

[the-s1lly-corner]

Their ideal partners

Silly little hcs because ive been thinking what each of the lads look for in a s/o

Slenderman;

Given I'm aiming for the "he's been observing humans for centuries and has grown used to their antics," vibe with him, I feel like he'd like someone who keeps him guessing

Nothing TOO crazy, because he can be irritable, but if you intrigue him he'll definitely stay around

Does he have any peculiar icks? Tastes?

Can't stand messy people... doesn't mind if its unorganized, or a chaotic system, but if you live in muck it's a deal breaker

Doesn't care what you look like, or what gender you are; he sees beyond that because, again, ancient being that's been watching humans for a long time.. kinda desensitized to that sort of thing

Laughing Jack;

He WANTS someone who can match his energy; but he NEEDS someone who can mellow him out

As much as I hate the "I can fix/change him" thing (well I dont HATE it, it really matters on execution and all), Jack needs someone who can make him chill out a bit

Icks? You know those people who kill the energy in a room? Like total buzzkill + downers? He doesnt like those. Not like the "he hates depressed people" way, obviously, but in the way that

Okay so idk if this is just a me thing but I come across a lot of people who do it on purpose for attention/quirkiness, those are the kinds of people he doesnt like

Like slenderman, he doesnt really care what you look like; bros gonna slip himself around you like a snake (affectionately)

Eyeless Jack;

Right off the bat he needs someone who's understanding

It ain't easy being a cursed man who's forced to eat human meat

Someone who's willing to listen to what happened to him, and help him see the brighter side of things

Basically a "storm cloud x sunshine" ship dynamic

Icks? As long as you're not too chaotic or hyper he's fine with it; Jack is more quiet and reserved energy wise, stress tends to make the curses symptoms worse

Prefers short people; he himself is also short (I hc hes about 5'5), and he's a lil insecure, but he's not totally opposed to dating taller people

Masky;

Writing for specifically masky for this one instead of the usual tim, hope that's alright!! I just wanna flesh out him n hoodie more

Bro is kinda..... whouf... rough around the edges; kinda feral

Not like FERAL feral, but this is the kind of dude who tunnels on someone during his work and wont be afraid to body slam into stuff full speed/force

So naturally, he gets hurt a lot. So a caring and soft partner is an immediate go to; especially since in my hc/au tim still exists, just as a different.. persona? Headspace? I really dont know the correct terms <\3

He likes observing as well, but he'll occasionally join in on whatever activity you're doing!!

Icks? Loud people... I would say spontaneous people as well, but considering my take on him, he kinda falls into a softcore version of that category

Hoodie;

Very similar to masky, but also not... between the two hes more.. calm and calculating; whereas Masky tends to dive straight in, in most cases

Should not that neither of them verbally speak; so they both need a partner who's fine with physical touch since that's one of their main ways of communicating/showing affection

Especially with hoodie; dude always has a hand on you and guiding you in some way

Unlike all the others, hoodie does not have ANY preferences for partners. Doesn't matter the personality, body type, and he doesnt have many icks

Like

Probably doesnt like arrogance, kinda just annoys him.... but hey, makes his.. job.. easier

[forlorn-crows]

Day two with DewTher where Aether uses his quintessence to have Dew fuck himself with his tail

this came to me in a vision that i had to voice message to @miasmaghoul while i was driving, it was that important

t4t dewther, quintosis + tailfucking edition. cunt/clit/dick/cock used for both of their anatomy

also, if anyone's interested, i've written many more flavors of quintosis if you're looking for a different pairing! hypno is one of my fav kinks so i have many to choose from :3

[aether/rain] [aether/mountain 1] [aether/ifrit] [aether/mountain 2] [aether/swiss] [aether/rain/mountain] [omega/mountain/aether]

kinktober day 2 under the cut!

thanks to @kroas-adtam for the ghostober list!

Dew’s thighs shake where they bracket Aether’s hips. He’s been humping the bigger ghoul for some time now, panting and whining as his fat clit rubs against his own arousal. 

“That’s it baby boy, doing so good riding my cock,” Aether hums, hands tightening around Dew’s sides. “Feeling good?”

“Uh huh,” Dew moans.

“That’s good, that’s very good,” Aether purrs. A telltale zing shoots up Dew’s spine, nearly making him double over. The quintessence is a warm weight on his mind, melting his thoughts like wax and leaving only Aether in its wake.

“C-can I—hah—can I put it in?” Dew groans, bouncing a little in the quintessence ghoul’s lap. “Wanna feel it inside.”

Aether smiles. Rolls his hips to make the little ghoul jolt and gasp. “Of course you can, darling. Need me to fill you up, huh?”

“Yeah,” he whines. His cunt throbs as he hovers over the thick length, standing proud between equally thick folds. Aether smirks and makes it jump towards his stomach, and Dew makes a wretched, needy noise. 

“Fuck, Aethe—” he sinks down without any more preamble, eyes rolling when Aether’s little cock slides into place. 

The quintessence ghoul lets out a pleased rumble. “Fits so perfectly inside you, firefly,” he purrs. He snakes his hands up to the twin silver rings through Dew’s tits, tweaking them once, twice. 

Dew’s stomach jumps with each flick. “Aethe,” he begs again. 

“I can’t do all the work baby boy,” he whispers. “Why don’t you bounce that handsome cunt against me? Lemme feel you throb.”

His words act like a switch, powering Dew into action. His thighs tense of their own accord, his hips lifting just enough to let the head of Aether’s clit catch on the edge of his entrance before falling back down, sheathing him once more.

“Oh Belial,” Dew cries, repeating the motion. 

“There’s a lad,” Aether praises. “Shit, keep going, beautiful.” He tugs on the nipple rings again, making Dew fall forward and plant his hands on Aether’s chest. His eyes flutter again, hands immediately kneading into his soft tits. 

“Yeah yeah yeah,” Dew chants. Little mouthfuls of hot air fan across Aether’s face as the fire ghoul huffs with each bounce, silver hair falling down and tickling against the stubble on his jaw. The quintessence flowing through his body leaves a pretty lilac blush across Dew’s cheeks, one Aether can’t stop staring at as he fucks himself on his cock.

And oh, he suddenly gets a very nasty idea. 

“Dewbug,” he says sweetly, smoothing his calloused hands down his ribs. 

“Mmhhmm,” Dew groans, very much still losing himself in the slide of Aether’s cock in and out of his cunt. 

Aether wraps one hand around to his ass, sliding two thick fingers in between his cheeks and petting at his rim. Dew nearly draws blood with how quickly he digs his fingers into the bigger ghoul’s skin, stuttering in his movements to push back against his fingers instead. A rush of slick dribbles over the digits, and Aether groans.

“Still look a little empty to me,” he mutters. “Could I see you try something for me, baby boy?”

Dew bites his bottom lip and nods fervently, no hesitation. 

“What I want to do,” Aether continues, eyes watching his face for any signs of discomfort, “is lie back and watch you fuck yourself silly.” He presses the tip of one finger inside, just a centimeter or two. Dew moans softly, mouth falling open at the feeling. 

“But I want you to fill yourself up here, too,” the quintessence ghoul whispers. “Want you to take that pretty tail,” he presses in more, “and put it iiinn.” Aether pushes the one digit in up to the third knuckle, curling it down to press towards Dew’s g-spot from the other side. “Just like this.”

“O-oh?” The end of the word pitches up like a question, but Dew’s eyes are closed, eyebrows upturned in pleasure and mouth hanging open to reveal a pretty pink tongue. 

“Right here,” Aether presses again, earning another whine from the fire ghoul. He sends a faint wave of magick right from his fingertip, smiling when Dew arches against him and his tail flicks upwards. 

“Yes, there,” Dew whispers. Aether watches his stomach clench and his clit twitch between his folds. 

He whines when Aether pulls his finger out, but it soon turns to a groan when his own tail takes its place. The leathery spade presses against the ring of muscle, rubbing in slow, deliberate circles. Dew starts to move his hips again, hesitant jerks of his pelvis as he adjusts to the feeling of his tail.

Aether lies back and puts his arms behind his head. He cants his hips upwards, chuckling when Dew grips his tits again to keep from falling forward. “That’s it, firefly,” he encourages. “Lemme see your face when you put it in.”

Dew’s thighs shake as he hovers and nods his head. He fights it from falling as the tip of his tail breeches inside, curling to slide right past that little bit of resistance. The fire ghoul chokes on his own breath, grunting as it nestles within. 

“Fuck,” he wheezes. “Oh fuck, Aethe—how do I—hnn—”

“In and out, darling,” he teases. “Just like my cock. All you have to do is bounce that pretty ass and let your tail do the rest.” 

[scientistservant]

Me 🤝 You

Having to deal with gutless dumbasses on our posts XDD

Us enjoying our silly snake lads while a sad pathetic moron screams at us from behind a soundproof wall 🤝

[zaddyazula]

gimme yakuza propaganda so i can see if i wanna peep it

🫡🫡🫡

well there are currently 9/11 main line games (i shall explain) and all of them are available on modern consoles (a lot of them came out on ps3 or ps4 originally).

there are two remakes, one for yakuza 1 (a ps2 game) and one for yakuza 2 (another ps2 game), called yakuza kiwami and yakuza kiwami 2. they are actually pretty good remakes from what i’ve seen, but i haven’t played the original two. this is why i said 9/11 main line games.

the total order goes (chronologically):

yakuza 0

yakuza (kiwami) 1

yakuza (kiwami) 2

yakuza 3

yakuza 4

yakuza 5

yakuza 6

yakuza 7/like a dragon

yakuza lad gaiden (the one that just came out)

they are all classic fighting games until 7, which is turn-based, i am still raging about that. gaiden isn’t though. also as you asked me about a while ago now, the guy with the spiky hair is the protagonist of 7 and he will be for 8, which is coming out january next year.

the main protagonist (table slam guy) is the or one of the protagonists in every other game (0 has two, 4 has 4, and 5 has 5).

women are written decently well, a lot, lot better than mgs, though there is about two main characters who are women per game 😭😭😭😭😭😭 not one of its strongest points but they all have clothes on!! the bare minimum we love to see it. (i will just say there is actually a fat woman who is a main-ish side character in 4, who is done pretty well!!! so hurrah!!!!)

characters are extremely well written and the writing is good for the most part, there are a couple of moments in earlier games (more 3,4 and 5) where you’re sort of shocked by how ridiculous it is, but it works decently well. i prefer the first couple of games, and then the 6+. there are a few spin-offs available in the west, being dead souls (zombie game), which is ps3 only, and lad:ishin, which is set in the 1860s (and a couple more others but i can’t think). the table slam man (kiryu) has actually started to remind me a lot of snake, and the series’ stories are actually quite similar.

talking about kiryu, he respects women!!! to the point where he refuses to ever hurt a woman, and has on many occasions beat someone up for hurting a woman. not to say he doesn’t have weird-ish female relationships, but they’re overall quite sweet and last for the game, and are then never touched upon again. they’re nowhere near a meryl-snake level catastrophe.

the games themselves aren’t too long for the most part, the longest i found being 5 (30 hours) and 7 (39 hours), but that’s including all the time fucking around doing karaoke or other things. 0 took me about 28 hours; kiwami 1 took about 22 hours (i think); kiwami 2 took me about 26 hours; 3 took 16 hours; 4 took 23 hours; 6 took 21 hours, and gaiden took 11 (it’s a lot shorter).

going back to karaoke - the amount of optional shit you can do is crazy. substories are probably the biggest thing with this, some of them being decently long and others being pretty short. they are usually quite fun and can give you a break from the story (which can at times be miserable). karaoke is probably my favourite mini-game in the series. you basically just press buttons with the right timing and it is ridiculously fun and silly. other mini-games are available, such as pool, bowling (in the earlier games), fishing, claw-machines, arcade games, DISCO (in 0 but it’s class), darts and probably some others but i can’t remember. the story can get a bit depressing, but it’s balanced out by the silliness the games also have, and surprisingly it works? in mgs, it sort of half works, you’ve got a monkey who smokes cigarettes and drinks coke and then the world is falling apart. war had changed. snake is old and dying and he cannot escape the world yet. and then johnny shits himself. comedy 👍 but with yakuza, the two different sides work together really well, especially in 0, and it ends up making sense eventually.

i think that’s it you have been yakuzer-propagandad!!!!

[unclefathersantateddy]

BB asks: 2 and 12!

These were some MEATY questions, thank you so much for asking!!! You always give the best asks lmao

2.1. favorite non-belcher character (and why)?

I'm gonna class teddy as a belcher here otherwise it's gonna be an obvious answer asdfghjkl. Man this is HARD, I like so many for very different reasons. Honestly it might be Zeke or Tami, which I never expected! I absolutely adore Tammy's phrases (Tammyisms? Lmao), like "snorgasm", "boob punch", "crap attack" - if anyone has a list of them all please may I have it🙏 - I also love how emotionally intelligent Tammy can be (a detailed explanation here). As for Zeke, pretty similar reasons! Zeke's relationship with Jimmy Jr is one I find really interesting. Zeke is obsessed with wrestling/fighting like a Typical Lad™ however, he also pushes J-Ju to be more emotionally literate. For example S9E3 Tweentrepreneurs;

J-Ju: one day Zeke wasn't around and I was bored

Zeke: lonely?

J-Ju: no, more bored

Zeke: sad?

J-Ju: no, bored!

Emotional illiteracy causes the inability to understand one's own emotions, listen to others, as well as empathising with their emotional stages. Thus often leading to decreased engagement with reality, resulting in boredom. Here we see Zeke teaching J-Ju new ways of describing how he (Jimmy Jr) may feel when he (Zeke) isn't around. Encouraging emotional literacy and in turn encouraging emotional responses to reality, a pattern which with consistency can prevent 'emotional stagnation' that can manifest as boredom! Whilst Zeke probably wouldn't be able to explain what he's doing, the fact he has the recognition of when to do it is an incredible skill for a 13 year old!

2.2. What’s your favorite episode and why?

So this is the question that's taken my days to answer this. I could not decide at ALL. But I think I have finally landed on S13E16 What a (April) Fool Believes! As for why, the first and foremost reason is the sheer happiness I get from hearing Bob finally day 'got you Mr Fischoeder!". There is SO much joy in H Jon's voice when he says it. My body biologically responds to it and fills me up with the same glee that babies should do (for my age, anyway). But the entire episode is just feel good, nothing bad actually happens to anyone at any point (iirc). It's just an easy, joyful, watch!

12.1. what’s your favorite quote from the show? 

Ohhhh man. Ooohhhhh MAN. This is so tough. There are so many that I can't think of any sjdjakdk. The most prevalent that comes to mind right now is from S14E5 Bully-ieve It or Not, when Trev charges Bob $7 for a glass of water and then goes "got you! classic me". Just the "classic me" tickles my soul I really respect the audacity LMAO.

12.2. If you joined one of the town’s groups (Wagstaff staff, carnies, knitters, one-eyed snakes, etc.), which would you join?

This is going to be an obvious one but the carnies! I come from the Concrete Jungle™ (an industrially significant city at that), so the idea of living in a tiny rural town that has carnivals seems to whimsical to me! I suppose it's a yearning for something I've never experienced, honestly! Also coming from a very Individualistic-society country, seeing a more community based society fills me with so much serotonin!!! Carniapolis is just JOY materialised!!!!! AAAAAAAA. It gives me so much drawing motivation and creativity, each and every facet of it! (I feel silly for this jakdjskdjsk)

[boygina-philosopher]

Molar lickers

Feat. Scout/demo

Kinktober day 3: snowballing

Meta: one shot, no beta, short story, mlm

Tags: bottom scout, slow, sloppy, oral sex, fat cock, snowballing, makeout, tender, lap sitting, barely any dialogue, lip fixation, big league chew for some fuckin reason

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Scout has beautiful lips. A little larger and Round on the top one, with a Cupid's bow that dipped like a spade. The bottom lip was almost pouty, and was bitten by his razor canines when he was in a tight spot. Demo probably shouldn't have thought about his lips as often as he did. The way the younger man licked them glossy, the way they wave when he chews his big league gum, swingin' sour apple of course. (Demo had tried a bit of the stuff, not as sweet enough to be utterly repulsive like a banana split, but too sweet. That was entirely overpowered by the fact that it was in fact, swingin' sour as fuck.)

It felt like a dream watching those perfect lips suckling on his cock, dribbling and licking. Scout bobbled his head up and down him precisely, laying his hands gently on the flesh between Demo's thighs and hip bones. A large glossy hand gently lay across the scout's, across from this the other hand snaked through the scout's hair, gagging and choking him on the larger man's cock.

"yer damn pretty, lad... hah, gaggin' an cryin' on me cock. Should keep ye more like this- fuck, ghh- strapped to me bed, ready an' waiting to take me again. Every day."

Scout lifted his head, for about four seconds licking a single stripe up the bottom of Demo's cock, kissing the slit dribbling precum. Demo shivered as pleasure crept up his spine. His warm cock was chilling, and it twitched, sending zaps down throughout his legs.

The younger man smirked his silly crooked bunny teeth, steadily licking vertical along the side of the shaft. Fuck. He throbbed, caressing scout's cheek, landing on his chin, holding it tender as one would with an egg.

Little shit. Must be satisfied, as the little man, kneeling between Demo's legs as he sat on his bed, took in his mouth the head. God, his lips strained against the ridge, now red and covered in his love.

Scout swirled his tongue around the tip, finally descending on the shaft after an eternity. It felt like silk ribbon, the way it slid in so easily past the boy's face. An electric buzz flooded towards Demo's rocks and chest.

Scout struggled faintly as he swifted up and down the cock, feeling it bunt the back of his throat. The bulge was nearly visible within his throat. Hot tears rolled down his face as a guiding hand landed on his head. Deeper, more. Spittle slopped off his chin and down his neck, his face burned white hot. A wet slap marking the every passing moment was the only sound aside from the occasional gags and whimpers.

Scout looked up at demo with his beady eyes, wet and focused and slightly reddish. Tears clumped his eyelashes and rolled down crimson skin.

"Yer, hah, yer gonnae make- fuck, hahh! Ghhh!"

As much as demo wanted to force scout onto his cock, pumping his seed so deep it'd knock him up somehow or something, he wanted to watch scout's tongue drip with cum.

White ropes shot across scouts mouth, caught on his taser tongue and along his girlish mouth. It was hot and tasted like smokey whiskey. Scout stuck it all out and rested his head on Demo's large, safe hands. Scout felt himself lifted swift into the lap, squishy and warm, sheening.

Scout tossed his arms, lanky and brawny all at once, across Demo's shoulders, holding his own hands. A kiss wrapped his lips and then invaded his mouth. Demo's hand rested beyond scout's vision, one on his waist and one on the nape of his neck, tenderly pulling him closer into his own mouth. The smokey white seed flipped between them, fighting muscles licking every inch of their parallel lover. Each lick brought forth to the buds on their tongues salty slop, and it remained until there was nothing more.

[the-sky-queen]

Ooo

Silly idea

Sonic finding a cursed bracelet and puts it on just to see how it would look on his wrist(Just curious lad) and ends up getting turned into a dragon hedgehog hybrid and can't get the bracelet off.

OOOO!!? OKAY THAT'S REALLY COOL.

I'm imagining Sonic’s dragon form to be more of an eastern dragon, the kind that don't have wings and are like snakes. :D

I wonder how he would break the curse? And where did this curse come from in the first place? Ooooooooo what if it comes from one of the gods? None of the existing ones really have a dragon motif . . . Though we could just make one up. >:)

Aaaaaaaaaaa the world building potential this one has! Oh my goodness!

[mannequinentity]

🎶 from a like here

The headphones in Nezumi's ears play so loud that the sound of the song leaks through—a fast and rhythmical piece anyone could recognise as the distinct Black Betty. Nezumi doesn't seem to pay attention to Manny's arrival, completely lost in his little world of dancing—just him and the broom he holds and uses for leverage when he moves his arms for extra swing.

A step forth. A step back. Heel. Tip. Tip. Heel. Slide. Kick. Twist and turn.

The corner of Nezumi's eye catches Manny, and he immediately pauses, grins and takes one headphone out. He's a little winded when he speaks.

"Hi! It's late; what're you still doing here?" He is neither bothered nor embarrassed by being caught in his private moment. He gestures vaguely. "The cleaner called the night off so . . ." he explains his presence and waves Manny towards the stage.

"Come up here. It's a fun and easy dance. I'll teach you. Just take your boots off. Don't worry, I swept the floor." He spins the broom playfully in his hand and puts it against the wall, then walks back to Manny and sets up his phone. He unplugs the headphones, and the next song, from an electro-swing playlist, comes on.

"It's called Charleston; you must've heard about it before. Look—stand shoulders wide, then step one foot back and forth and your heels in and out. Whenever you step back, the heel goes in. Like this." Slowly, Nezumi demonstrates. "Alright, your turn."

"These bastards cunts protecting such a snake of a fucker! If I ever get back to that area, I will rip out their spine and FEED IT TO THE PIGS!" His temper is off the charts with an incident that backfired earlier today. He was kicked out of an apartment after brutalizing someone out self-defense. They started the initial confrontation and even threw the first punch.

He might've gotten a little too far. The perpetrator's face is bruised and battered, cheeks and eyes swelled up after the assault. It was disappointing to see him conscious. He should've punched him harder until he passed out. It would've given him more satisfaction in the end.

Relax your breathing and still your thoughts he reminded himself, taking deep inhales to ease his temper. He recollected what his master told him about ferocity and rage. Nothing good comes out of it, and this was a working progress to train his emotions. He failed numerous times, and this was one of them.

He huffed out of agitation at his own disappointment before opening the doors to the theater. He might as well find some peace of mind here before planning ahead of where he'll sleep later in the night.

Is that Nezumi? He doesn't care about the dance itself, but more of his presence.

"It's a long story my friend. One that I don't wish to speak about." He sighed heavily, his heart slowing down from his rage earlier. It's good to have some company at least.

Oh for fuck sake

Nezumi really requested him to be on stage, teaching him a silly dance he had in mind. It better be simple dance, one that doesn't require a lot of technique or energy. His hopes were short-lived upon hearing what it is.

A throaty groan, hinting his annoyance "Yeah, i've unfortunately heard about that lively dance. No, no no I'm already up here. It's too late, I'll do it. It's better to do it now than complaining about it." He proceeded to do what Nezumi demonstrated, doing it flawlessly with no stillness in his moves. Manny wished to do it perfectly so he can stop this nonsense. He would've been embarrassed, but he's too irritated right now. The sooner he succeeds, the happier he'll be.

Nezumi you're a good lad, but kindly go fuck yourself and your openness to teach me something out of the blue. You little smug roach fucker, His thoughts ran rampant, repeating many insults to the man.

[heckyeahladylovelylocks]

German Audio Play, Episode 5

Thanks again to user Alarda on LadyLovelyLocks.org for posting this, unfortunately though from this episode onward there doesn’t appear to be any translation/transcript for the actual play it self, just the synopsis. (Apologies I cannot translate it myself, as I don’t know much german and most of the actual audio of these isn’t online that I’m aware of)

This episode is called “The Evil Duchess RavenWaves”

Synopsis:

“This Episode is the only one in the series not featuring the Lady's friends from the Magical Forest. It starts with HairBall stealing ShiningGlory's crystal ball for the Duchess. Equipped with heavy gloves and a bucket, he manages to steal it this time. But because it is too heavy he only succeeds in carrying it halfway to the castle.Therefor he has to come back for it with a handcart - after being yelled at by Duchess RavenWaves for not bringing the crystal ball to the castle right away. After that he and the Comb Gnomes are send straight away to bring Prince to the Duchess' hunting lodge in the Blue Mountains, so that Lady LovelyLocks - whom she expects to be there in the morning to look for her dog - won't find him.On the next morning ShiningGlory storms down the staircase of his tower and wakes the Lady to inform her about his crystal ball being stolen. They agree to meet in half an hour's time, with Maiden CurlyCrown and Maiden FairHair, to discuss matters over breakfast.All agree that the Duchess RavenWaves has to be responsible for the kidnapping of Prince and for the stolen crystal ball. The Lady is very angry - very unusual for her kind, understanding self! - and she decides to go and have a serious conversation with her enemy. Her two friends accompany her.But the Duchess refuses to let them in and speak to them. Even their searching the castle grounds for a trace of Prince doesn't prove successful. A little time later they meet the head groom, who accompanies the three friends back to the castle, telling them Snake Lee had been talking to him this morning. She said she was sorry that Prince is so ill, but is glad to hear that he can recover now in the blue Mountains.What they don't know is that the Snake and the Duchess had a fallout the same morning over the promised emerald mine, which the Duchess never really meant to give to Lee as payment, even though she did agree to it! But she is silly enough to tell Lee where Prince is, though, suggesting that Lee won't be brave enough to face the Lady - and that the Lady won't believe her either, after what she's done.That's the reason why she talked to the head groom, passing this vital information to him in this manner. After that, the Lady decides to trust Lee (she always thought her to be nice, if rather inquisitive), believing  that she is really sorry for what she did. And accompanied by one of the stable lads called Ben (who has been sent to her by the head groom because he doesn't like the thought of three women travelling alone) and her two friends, and equipped with the two blue stones, she starts the journey to the Blue Mountains.Meanwhile, HairBall and the Comb Gnomes have arrived at the hunting lodge, where Prince is to be held prisoner in a stable. The Witch Lazulila - the one who cursed Prince - keeps an eye on them. (She is, of course, a friend of sorts to the Duchess.) Of course she can't help but take a look at Prince, telling herself what a fine dog he has become. She notices the absence of the pendant that belongs on his chain and yells at him for it, because he got the stone and the pendant from her.It is her that reveals the full power of the stone, telling Prince about it, because she thinks there is no way he can use that knowledge (I think she doesn't know that he can talk, he just barks when she is around, and even if he does bark it sounds to me as if he is gagged.)The two stones have burned for some days in the witch fire and have to be put together again and placed into the pendant. And only if the pendant is put around his neck with its chain at sunrise, the curse will be broken.And after being rather unkind to HairBall, she goes too, because she has an argument with a wizard over the boarders of her realm. HairBall leaves the hunting lodge too, leaving the Comb Gnomes to stand guard over Prince and see to it that the door to his stable is never opened again by anyone except the witch Lazulila.In the meantime, the Lady and her friends have arrived the Blue Mountains too. But because there is a magical boarder too, the Pixietails- who accompanied them through the Land of Light, the carriage and the horses have to stay behind.  No animals and good magical creatures may cross the magical boarder, which is actually the reason why there are so many pastures in the Blue Mountains.It is already dark when they meet a little shepherd boy. They where looking for a place where they can stay for the night, but after asking about  Prince, and a place where he could be, they  notice that the boy knows very much about the Blue Mountains . He tells them about the hunting lodge of the Duchess, which isn't far away and about some curious ruins of a castle. After the Ladys asks about it, the boy tells her a little about a king who ruled here a long time ago, and of whom the old people speak sometimes. He vanished suddenly and the next day his castle was in ruins. His only son - Prince StrongHeart - vanished suddenly too, and has never been seen again since then. (So we are given here a little more background for Prince StrongHeart.)After hearing about the ruins, the Lady decides to leave her friends in the care of the boy and go to the ruins.  The way is simple enough: she has to follow one curious formation of stars.Meanwhile Prince has been freed by another magical being who lives in the Blue Mountains, "Wolkenweh". (This is another name I don't want to translate, because I don't know how. I don't want to name him Cloudblower or something like that. So, lets just say so much: ' Wolken'  is clouds in german, and the ' weh' part comes from the german word 'wehen', which means blowing, referring to the wind of course. So that should be all right for you guys, shouldn't it? It's actually another speaking name, because it says what he does: to tease witch Lazulia he blows the clouds away (she can only work magic if it's raining!). So the sun keeps on shining, and the witch can't cast any spells.He blows away the Comb Gnomes, who wanted to know exactly how he teases Lazulia (silly creatures). After that he opens the door and frees Prince, who thanks him and tells him that he will be forever grateful for what Wolkenweh's done for him. After that he runs off to the ruins of what used to be his father's castle. And there he meets Lady LovelyLocks - at sunrise. He tells her what the witch has told him about his curse and the Lady fastens the pendant with the two blue stones on the chain around his neck.The MC ends with Prince being his handsome human self again and embracing Lady LovelyLocks.

[autistic-crypt1d]

Season 1 SG-1 Live Blogging:

It's been a while since I've watched this but I've also seen it over 20 times at this point so I doubt there will be any surprises. Who knows! Plus I finally have refreshed context with the movie.

Updates:

- Children of the Gods pt 1&2

- ahh the black side bars

- I still dont know why the tarp would be moving before the gate even starts dialing, once it starts and everything starts shaking and the tarp goes flying yeah

- AHHHH THE FIRST LOCK OF THE SHOW

- AHHH THE CLASSIC GOA'ULD MUSIC

- the suits are so silly and top heavy I love it

- TEAL'C

- how are these trained military personnel only managing to hit the center base playe of their armour lmao, some real stormtrooper shooting right there

- god damn the acting of the dude who was screaming and shooting was very bad and the effects were so off

- THE BLOOD PFFFFT

- I'm sorry but the gold lipstick they put on Apophis is so goofy

- I forgot how agonizingly slow and boring the original intro is compared to the music

- JACK!!!!

- PFFFFT. THE TELESCOPE SHOT

- I know I've done pretty much nothing but make fun of the show so far but that's because the first season is rough ok, I do love it though

- ah General Hammond, little does he know he's about to recruit one of the 4 biggest pains in the ass of his life

- if the gate was buried, how does Daniel get the tissue box?

- I wonder what they've been doing at the SGC this whole time anyway, I mean until this stuff happens they'd believed the gate only went one place and theh believed it to be destroyed soooo

- also I literally just watched the movie, but I don't remember seeing a DHD over there so I'm assuming that also just wasn't figured out yet

- ah fug Carter's cringy intro. I love her so much but this is awful and the actress herself said so too (thank god she did and fought for her to not do that shit again)

- you can see him fall head over heels for her like right there and then though

- I do find it pretty interesting how the gate travel sequence animation changes eventuallly

- also, what's with the fact they still get all frosty and shit initially but soon it becomes a thing they do no problem, step through the other side skipping and shit

- DANIEL!!!

- the entrance is in like a crater now, funky

- "Captain Doctor you're gonna love this" PFFFFT

- see I know everyone loves Sam & Jack, but everytime I see Sam and Daniel nerding out together they look like they're about to literally makeout

- oop here come the snake lads

- BRO GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF HER MOUTH YOU THIEVING ASSHAT

- why is her name spelled Sha're here but Sha'uri in the movie?

- everyone huddling up hugging Daniel makes me wanna cry 😭

- it's just occurring to me how weird it is that the Apophis has set up shop in what looks to be a European style castle of all places

- this whole thing with the women being chosen as Apophis's bride is horrifying and I hate it and the nudity was entirely unnecessary. We did not need to be shown women being assaulted and violated and exposed to understand how horrible he is. We really didn't

- pffft you tell him Kawalski

- ugh I fucking hate the scene where Sha'uri is chosen

- wait did they cut out her being fully exposed? Thank god dude, nothing against her I'm just really uncomfortable with nudity

- poor Daniel, he just wants to tell people about the cool stuff

- aaaaaand now everything is greek?

- Apophis is just copying everyone's shit

- PFFFT that was the most ungrateful exit ever

- oop, one of the snake helmets lights are out

- y'all Jack having to lose Skaara after already losing Charlie is just so OUCHYYYYY

- they really just let that helmet be lights out

- "you are the first I believe can do it" AHHHHHHHHHH

- pffft Daniel and his crooked ass glasses

- "I have nowhere to go" "for this, you can stay at my place" god I love them so much I wanna scream

- it's so weird hearing Sam call him "Dr. Jackson" and him call her Captain

- Y'ALL THE MUZZLE FLARE IS SO BADDDD

- after watching the movie, the look Daniel gives Jack after he tells him to go is so much more intense

- ah hell Kawalsky getting infected is a big ouchy

- Daniel and Sam in sync AHHHHH

- Teal'c handing over his weapon to Sam no questions asked 😭

- HELL YEAH JACK, YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR BOO

- The Enemy Within

- pfffft the little exchange of looks between Jack and Kawalsky in the control room

- if matter can't reintegrate, what's the slamming sound? always wondered about that

- Jack's turtleneck shirt thing is so cute

- YOU STAND UP FOR OUR BOY JACK, YOU TELL EM

- this episode hurts my heart so much

- Daniel is so pretty in the og outfit tho, so baby girl

- Teal'c finding out that he's found the Tau'ri is so emotional y'all

- "then you are their greatest hope, and mine." I'M NOT TEARING UP YOU ARE

- everyone is such babies here it makes me wanna cry

- I'm sorry but the way he just tosses Carter is hilarious

- Charlie's in this show are cursed, first Jack's kid, then Kawalsky

- YOU TELL HIM GENERAL

- Teal'c is such a trooper man, he's just letting them use his symbiote (the thing that keeps him alive) to test anesthetics to save Kawalsky

- the way Jack is so soft with his men arms my heart, this military man without hesitation holds Kawalsky's hand and I love him for it

- they've really got zero lights in half these sugery shots

- ah hell, the false hope here HURTSSSS

- I hate Kennedy so much, LEAVE

- poor Teal'c, he thinks he's made a friends and gets attacked instead :(

- Walter buddy, you tried and I'm proud of you

- YES TEAL'C, YOU STAND YOUR GROUND YOU WONDERFUL BADASS

- "I need two ranking officers to override" never gets old

- Jack having to give the order that kills his friend is AHHHHHHH

- "he was your friend." "My friend died on the table." HELP

- I'm gonna cry, the team together on the ramp for the first time ahhhhhhhhhh

- Emancipation

- I HATE this episode

- poor Carter y'all, she's put through the damn wringer in this

- Daniel I adore you but shut tf up you're not the one being asked to shut up and cover up under penalty of violence or death

- DANIEL, SHUSH

- Jack you aren't helping

- JACK. DANIEL SHUT UP. PLEASE.

- the fact that this is the first mission they go on as a team is ASS. Yes they do good shit at the end but still.

- you know what, no one is making me watch this and I don't want to soooo SKIP

- The Broca Divide

- this is episode 4???? Damn I remembered this beingf a bit later for some reason, but I feel like that with most episodes tbh

- it gets a bonus for introducing Dr. Frasier

- Daniel is the only one with self preservation rn, who tf goes through to an alien planet that is so dark the malp couldn't see a damn thing

- good point, why tf doesn't the malp have a night vision mode

- pfffft Daniel's little wave of submission

- ugh god I love the intro music so much, 10 seasons over a dozen times and I still love it

- DANIEL, SHUT IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THAT'S HOW STUFF USED TO GO, IT'S NOT HAPPENING NOW

- pfffft Daniel's stuttering

- Teal'c catching that punch like a BADASS "general I would prefer to not hurt this man" AHHHH

- DANIEL AND THE TURTLENECK SHIRT THING

- SG-1 is just so pretty

- uh oh locker room scene

- "why? I mean no"

- Dr. Frasier!!!!!

- poor Daniel :(

- Janet calling Teal'c "Mr. Teal'c" is so cute

- ahhhh Daniel is so sassy I love it

- I'm sorry but Daniel helping to restrain Jack is hilarious considering how easily Jack absolutely MANHANDLES him in this show

- "I am not Lucy" XD

- ah yes, one of the many episodes where Daniel is carried around like he weighs 2 lbs

- the first person he calls for is Jack 😭

- The First Commandment

- this episode is pretty wild honestly, plus like, Sam lore???

- Connor immediately collapsing once he knew he was safe with SG-1 is just so AHHHH

- "this tastes like chicken" "what's wrong with it?" "It's macaroni and cheese"

- "I guess I've always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe"

- I love how Daniel and Sam are always yappin together

- "we should have stopped her" "we would have failed" pfffft

- YEAH SAM GET HIS ASS

- just shoot him in the leg Sam!!!!

- every single time they try and show people that Teal'c is friendly is cracks me tf up

- Teal'c reaction to his drawing being complimented is so cute help

- wooo! Revolting against false gods!!

- Cold Lazarus

- first planet we've seen that looks different than Earth which is cool

- the blue of the sky with the yellow ass sand hurts my eyes

- Pffft Daniel not knowing if he's using the radio right cracks me up

- I wonder why Jack keeps all that stuff in his locker, like having some photos at work yeah, but the wedding ring and notes? Why not at home?

- I'm sorry Jack/Sam shippers, but every time I see Sam and Daniel working together being all nerdy and completely ignoring the concept of personal space, AHHHH

- oof this episode is so awkward and painful

- pffft the random side plot of Teal'c learning about Earth through the tv is so funny to me

- SAM AND DANIEL ARE SO CUTE HELP, the way they sprint into Teal'c room together all excited, AHHH

- Sara's dad is so sweet about what he thinks is Jack and what he's going through

- y'all, entity Jack holding Charlie's things and rocking, OUCHIE

- god Sam and Daniel are so chaotic together, such mutual enablers

- PFFFT everyone's faces when the real Jack comes through the gate XD

- the fact that literally none of this is ever brought up again is really annoying

- The Nox

- I love the Nox

- Daniel trying to get information from the Nox and failing terribly is so funny

- Apophis sucks

- the costume design for the Nox is so good

- I can't tell if the green in the fire is a chemical thing they did or a greenscreen being behind it

- Daniel covering Sam up 😭

- PFFFT TEAL'C WITH A DAMN LOG

- Brief Candle

- I hate this episode honestly

- the fact is O'Neill gets drugged and raped and no one talks about it

- skipping

- Thor's Hammer

- Jack diving to try and save Teal'c 😭 I love those two so much

- I love Gairwyn, she's fantastic

- the fake thor looks so goofy 😭

- ahhhh I love the Unas lore so much

- I love Jack and Teal'c so much y'all, the way that they stand side by side through anything, the ultimate duo

- The Torment of Tantalus

- ahhhh this episode is so good!!!!

- them realizing that they weren't the first to go through and someone actually got stranded out there??? CHILLS

- CARSON!!!!

- I've always wondered wtf this man ate while he was there all this time

- y'all that conversation between Earnest and Catharine, AHHH

- BRO, THE WAY SAM AND DANIEL ARE SITTING??? No personal space with each other

- "this is a true universal language!" Ahhhh!!! I love Daniel nerding out

- Sam with rolled up sleeves AH!!

- Bloodlines

- where tf did they get the priest gear??

- ahhhh Bra-tac, love that guy

- Alison fron Eurekaaaaa

- Fire and Water

- this episode makes me so sad noooo 😭

- Sam crying over Daniel AHHH

- I NEVER REALIZED TEAL'C WAS IN SHORTS

- seeing Teal'c participate in this human ritual of mourning makes me so emotional ahhhhhhh

- ah yes the first of many times Daniel gets kidnapped and tries to communicate with a captor he cannot understand

- General Hammond is the best for letting it slide that Jack obliterates his car window

- I wish we saw more alien races like this fish guy, things that are further from human

- frustrated Daniel is so funny

- Teal'c's expression XD

- I wonder why Nem never went to Earth to search for his mate, or why he didn't go with her

- Hathor

- ugh this episode. Hathor irks me so bad

- "sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" "In a manner of speaking yeah" pffffft

- why tf does Jack do air quotes like that

- see now Daniel is literally getting raped in this episode too and no one comments on this. This is what I hate about this show. Just because it's not violent doesn't mean it's not.

- man the reverse shot is so bad

- the Goa'uld larvae look like ground beef in that tub

- wtf even set the tub on fire

- why tf is the only response to Daniel's trauma "ew" :(

- Singularity

- oh god the Cassie episode 😭

- the way Sam and Jack are with kids in this show is so wholesome

- AHHHHH this Sam and Daniel moment is so good

- the way he looks at her and talks to her BROOO

- if they're so platonic why does Daniel always stand a centimeter from her hm???

- "who said that?" THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER????

- Jack running in that damn hazmat suit is so funny

- the way Janet and Sam cover Cassie AHHH best moms ever

- SHE STILL HAS HER TAG ON BROOOO

- Daniel's little happy slaps XD

- Cor-ai

- ouchy episode

- everyone trying to gently tell Jack they don't believe he's a good choice to be the voice is so funny

- Teal’c’s trembling lip AHHHH

- Daniel’s speech, Y’ALLLLL

- the relationship and dynamic Teal’c and Daniel even after what happened to Sha’re is something else

- “What’re they doing?” “Preparing me for my death.” “Oh”

- Enigma

- oh wow the set and effects on this one is ROUGH

- I just remembered that the Tollen dude, Narim that has a thing for Sam is the same actor who plays Simon, Elizabeth Weir's husband

- Shrodinger!!!

- ugh Mayborne

- YOU TELL HIM GENERAL!!!

- "whoops"

- ah yes, the first of many iconic times they use Daniel as a way to avoid court marshaling XD

- Lya!!! Yay!!!

- the Nox are so cool, I wish we got more of them

- Solitudes

- oh boy this episode

- I feel like this had to be the beginning of the Sam/Jack ship right?

- "why didn't you say something?" "I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it" I love his sass so much

- AHHHHH I LOVE DANIEL SAVING THE DAY BY BEING A NERD

- I don't understand why she wouldn't think "maybe there's something wrong with the Earth gate after what happened, let me try another world"

- LET'S GO DANIEL!!!

- "what happens when you try to dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask." PFFFFT

- I think it's kinda hilarious she just assumes it's an ice planet because that's all she can see XD

- the fact that she goes back to him so they can be together at the end AHHHHH

- Tin Man

- I hate this episode, it irritates me and I'm skipping it

- There But for the Grace of God

- ahhhh this episode stresses me outtttt

- why must you always touch everything Daniel

- "oh I hate it when this happens" how many times has Daniel been left behind on a planet????

- his face when he comes through and people are aiming guns at him XD

- Politics

- god I hate Kinsey

- honestly, not a fan of flashback episodes

- "Because what is right is not measured by strength" DAMN RIGHT TEAL'C!!!

- god I still can't get over that scene of Teal'c standing on the gate ramp, blocking Kowalski's path

- Within the Serpent's Grasp

- something I'm just now really thinking about is, why is Apophis the only Goa'uld that did the whole wife and kid thing? No other Goa'uld that we've seen does that

- bro the way Daniel is looking at Sam when they're discussing the C-4 timer and rescuing Jack and Teal'c???

Season 2

[batboy-fangs]

doing this for my cat oc scirge

1: exactly 38.7 seconds

2: very, he cant really feel pain anymore since hes gotten used to it so its just funny to him

3: cuddling his werewolf boyfriend

4: not very, you can let him eat your mouse friends if you have any and then its easy though

5: extremely easy

6: he breaks the law regularly

7: that port of the entire game of doom that was on newgrounds for a while, the evil dead trilogy, club penguin, some other stuff

8: to stop eating his mice friends at school, which is where he learned that he likes eating mice which carries over to his bounty hunting job today

9: he has a mouth like a sailor, his first cuss was "goatfuck"

10: that he can be perfectly trusted with firearms and is a mentally stable human being (err, cat) with no sociopathic tendencies whatsoever

11: "What in the fuck are ye talkin' about, lad?"

12: he calls his boyfriend to deal with it

13: green, he looks fabulous in it

14: uneaten mice

15: he has absolutely no filter between his brain and his mouth, if something comes to mind he says it

16: very spinny mice

17: no, he has blown his hand off with a shotgun in front of a group of people and felt no shame that his hand was a red smear

18: nothing really

19: 7

20: "ye fuck in one, ye dont fuck in the other"

21: his boyfriend

22: usually culminating in murder

23: see 22

24: he will speak about sex to literally anyone whether they like it or not besides anyone under 13 years old

25: hes planning on proposing to his boyfriend when they get into their mid 20s

26: a black van which he hooked up with a gun wall, a small kitchen, a gaming pc, and a small "living room" (coffee table, couch, tv, xbox series x)

27: not much

28: yes

29: he has none so yes

30: one specific snake that nearly killed and ate him, he still has a digested chunk taken out of his thigh

31: his boyfriend Jeremy

32: he tells variants of "the aristocrats" joke to everyone he meets

33: in some aspects yes, in others no

34: he has no guilt for most things he does

35: "oh cool" and thats it

36: he is taken and wouldnt have it any other way

37: he sings grocery lists to the tune of modern major general from his house all the way to the store and back

38: his death

39: very easy

40: not very

41: he wants to adopt when hes of legal age, as of now he pretends to dislike them

42: he has none

43: "id fuck you, id fuck your mom, id fuck your dad, id fuck your sister, id fuck your brother, id fuck your aunt, id fuck your uncle, id fuck your cousins, id fuck your grandparents, id fuck your-"

A: he is silly

B: i just wanted to make a calico cat character

C: no lol

D: hes always looked the same from conception to now

E: probably

F: happiness

G: none

H: none

I: idk

J: refer to I

more info:

his name is Scirge MacMiller

hes 16

hes scottish

he likes guns

he likes booze

he likes sex

he likes vore

he likes bounty hunter/merc work

hes a calico cat

he has a werewolf boyfriend named Jeremy who he loves dearly

Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning? 

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

 Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

 What are their thoughts on marriage? 

 What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

 What causes them to feel dread? 

 Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

 Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

 Who do they most regret meeting? 

 Who are they the most glad to have met? 

 Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

 Could they be considered lazy? 

 How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

 How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

What memory do they revisit the most often? 

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children? 

How badly do they want to reach their end goal? 

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so? 

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

[delafiseaseses]

Darn it, I kinda wanna make a poll in which y'vote for yer favourite Goodsprings Cemetery name, but there's 15* an' the limit is 12.

Ah, well, I guess I'll jus' list 'em all an' y'can decide individually who y'like the best. So, not countin' the player character's shallow grave, 'ere we will 'ave all 15* named cemetery people in no particular order an' with my headcanons about 'em too (yes, I have headcanons on gravestones, this shouldn't be surprisin' for me).

*(or 16, we'll get to that)

"Fearless" Dave

Full Epitaph: RIP "FEARLESS" DAVE

Like all Goodsprings bodies we know very little about "Fearless" Dave, but I'm gonna guess he was brave. Unless the name is ironic and Dave was the most cowardly man t' ever walk the Earth. I could see that too.

Count Abraham Jefferson III

Full Epitaph: Count Abraham Jefferson III

That's a pretty silly name for some lad buried in Goodsprings, a place that seems t' 'ave never had nobility. Unless you think, as I do, that Count was, in fact, his first name (like how people have the first name Baron). In reality this is probably just a joke name, but I like my theory. Speakin' of silly, tellin' capitals from lowercase wi' the words 'ere is 'ard because the all use capital forms, but the lowercase is smaller, so R and r both am R, but lowercase is a smaller R.

Jay Frenzal

Full Epitaph: Jay Frenzal

This is one that gets some trivia on a Wiki, so I'm jus' gonna copy an' past that trivia 'ere "Jay Frenzal is a reference to a song of the same name from the album B Is for B-sides by American ska-punk band Less Than Jake. The song, in turn, is a reference to Jason Whalley of Frenzal Rhomb, who has one line on the track." I 'ave no connection t' any of that means, but it seems t' be true. An Easter Egg in the graves, that.

Verl

Full Epitaph: Here Lies Verl

The Wiki also mentions somethin' for Verl, there's a bit of graffiti on the Vault 22 sign that says 'Verl is Boss!' ('Boss' is underlined, but I car seem t' do that on Tumblr). I 'ighly doubt these am the same Verl, but if y'think they am they can be. I think both Verls deserve their own individual Wiki pages.

Danielle "Mutant" Melilli

Full Epitaph: Danielle "Mutant" Melilli

Mutant's got a very cool name, I think. Other than that, we can only speculate how mutated Mutant was. Maybe a 6th toe, like y'can get in Fallout 2, maybe she wasn't mutated at all, but was strong or somethin'. We will never know, but she did 'ave a good name.

Whiskey Snakes Jr

Full Epitaph: WHISKEY SNAKES JR

Speakin' of cool names, who can forget Whiskey Snakes Jr's name? I'm not givin' the 'Jr' a dot because there seems t' be no dot. Also at the Grave is the Goodsprings Snow Globe. Maybe Whiskey was a collector like House, or just enjoyed that snow globe of the town they lived in. We will never know, but Whiskey had a good name and Whiskey Snakes Sr was right t' send it down another generation.

Jo-Jack JR

Full Epitaph: RIP Jo-Jack JR

On the topic of Juniors, Jo-Jack JR a name that kinda gives me 'Jagged Jimmy J' feelin's (no dot because there's no dot again, but the R is clearly capitalised). Jo-Jack is a fine name, but I'm less certain Jo-Jack SR's choice was a great one than Whiskey Snakes Sr, sorry Jo-Jack SR and by extension Jo-Jack JR.

Jake

Full Epitaph: RIP Jake

Delightfully simple. RIP Jake indeed.

Benny Lava

Full Epitaph: Benny LavA

Another one that 'as actual trivia on the Wiki, it says "Benny Lava is part of a line from the song Kalluri Vaanil, which gained fame in the English-speaking world due to a 2007 viral video in which its lyrics were phonetically translated into English, famously rendering the line "Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo?" as "My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!"" which is interestin', I s'pose. This also means that Benny was smokin' near another Benny an' probably didn't know (nor would he have probably cared). Still, another Easter Egg in this graveyard.

Mr. D. DeCollibus

Full Epitaph: Mr. D. DeCollibus

A D given name an' a 'De-' surname is fun. Not much else I could speculate on him.

Mr R. Horn

Full Epitaph: RIP Mr R. HORN

Another 'Mr Initial Lastname'. R. Horn's 'Mr' has no dot, which is the way we generally spell 'Mr' in the UK, y'know. I doubt Horn was anythin' other than American, though. R. Horn is also useful because someone posted the full grave names texture file on his wiki page, which makes readin' those epitaphs an 'ell of a lot easier.

Mr J. R. Smith

Full Epitaph: Mr. J. R. SmitH

Might as well finish the trio of 'Mr Initial Lastnames', though in this case it's 'initials lastname', guess J. Smith woulda been a bit too generic.

Owen Parry

Epitaph: Owen Parry

Owen Parry, not much t' be said on Owen Parry. It's a nice name, don't get me wrong, but it's a pretty usual name wi' nothin' t' comment on about it.

Tymour Saba

Full Epitaph: Tymour Saba

Another good name I 'ave little t' say on. Not quite as usual t' my eyes as Owen Parry.

Sara "The Bear" Friedman

Epitaph: Sara "The Bear" Friedman

The Bear is a good nickname. It can paint a picture or two, but we will never be able t' guess which picture was the correct one, if any. Was Sara big and hairy? Wild and dangerous? Able to carry the weight of the world? All three and more? We can only guess.

The 16th Named Grave

So, that was the 15 featured graves, but y'may've noticed I put in brackets up at the top 'or 16, we'll get to that'. See, in the texture file PNG that's shown on Mr. R. Horn and The Bear's wiki pages, there's a 16th name. Lemme grab an' paste said image.

Y'may notice at the bottom the 16th name: Josh "The Kodiak" Anders. A name that, t' my knowledge, appears on no grave in the game (correct me if I'm wrong).

So, why was The Kodiak cut, I wonder? Well, I 'ave a theory: redundancy. We already 'ave The Bear, why would we need another grave wi' someone who's nickname is also related most likely to the Kodiak Bear species? A few names repete themes, but I'd guess someone thought that those two were jus' too close. If we indavidually agree wi' that or not is each of our personal business, but that's 'ow it is, I think.

Conclusion

So that was all 15 (16) names in Goodsprings Cemetery. Decide for yerself which ones y'like the most an' like the least. I've probably shown me bias 'ere already, but whatever y'like y'like.

Personally, I'm glad t' 'ave things like these names in Fallout New Vegas. I'd've liked 'em more if there was someone in Goodsprings tied to someone in these graves, if there was a Smiles or somethin' there, y'know they do that in Red Dead Redemption 1 wi' graveyards an' NPCs. I liked that, added interconnection that was marellous, in my opinion, but I'm still 'appy wi' what we got.

So, yeah, that's that. Think about these graves a little more next time ya rob 'em, I guess. Hahahaa.

[scientistservant]

Sir Hiss is my silly little baby man and I love him. Stammering little snake knight! Anxious lad who likes the cushy life! Wants to give Prince John a piece of his mind (and a good punch to the face) while also giving King Richard a smooch!

[erigold13261]

Dang Mahito at least you have taste in what you turn your victims into…

so… Catherine a snake, Kento is some sort of liquid elemental assuming from the hair and something else, Yu is more fiery now (love his new jacket, must’ve taken inspiration from Hobie), Shoko as we know is a ghost (also did Mahito blow its eye out like Nobara? Dang.), Gwen is a doll/animatronic (she even has cheek pads! And I love how she reverted back to the OG hairstyle. Dang Mahito.), and Junpei is a jellyfish.

Guess Mahito smashed the Fuck Around button repeatedly, and now he gets smashed by the Find Around crew.

Yea, he's just having a bit of fun. Being a silly little lad.

Catherine is a snake. I don't know if Mahito changed her entirely to a snake or just made her snake-ness more visible. Kinda like the idea that he got rid of her plant elemental but she keeps those powers since element type and powers aren't absolutely linked (it would be a good learning experience for him in that regard in figuring out how much power he can lock away or unlock in someone without Suguru's help).

Kento is wax and water! I wanted to make him sand and water but then I thought of the phrase "Burning the candle at both ends" and wanted to make him wax and water!

It is a purposely unstable combination of elements, with him almost dying immediately being changed because he almost couldn't keep himself together. Thankfully he was able to get a grip on himself and stay put together but he was out of the fight at that moment.

Yu is either no longer ash and just pure fire and plant, or his ash side was heavily lessened in exchange for buffing his plant and adding fire to his elemental list. Again, another unstable/unfavorable mixture of elements done on purpose by Mahito who wanted to make it difficult for Yu and Kento to continue to fight.

Even better! He specifically made Yu have fire while Kento was wax and water because mixing those 3 can sometimes cause explosions! (not to mention how water will put out fire, and if Yu still has ash then Kento's water will now mix into his ash and make it difficult to move if he gets to close). These two work so well together that Mahito purposefully made it so if they do survive the transfiguration, that they will be a danger to themselves as well as each other.

(And yea, Hobie definitely helped Yu make that jacket lol)

I will be honest with Shoko, I didn't want to draw the other eye. But now I kinda like the idea that Mahito had hurt it badly in a fight, breaking its eye, just shattering that half of the face, and realized he was not supposed to harm Shoko based on Suguru's orders (he got away somehow with Kento and Yu, probably didn't know they used to be friends with Suguru so he gave Mahito a pass).

So Mahito decides to "save" Shoko by making it a ghost elemental (he meant to replace glass with ghost, but instead replace plant with ghost, so it still has cracks on its face and body, but they are not in danger of shattering anymore). He was also hoping that it would actually die but he had plausible deniability with Suguru saying he tried to save Shoko but it died in the process!

But he couldn't stay to made sure it died but he was pretty positive it did, only to be absolutely wrong and now have to learn how to fight against Shoko as a ghost elemental (and trust me, it is going to get its revenge >:3)

Gwen is supposed to be a porcelain doll, or at least a jointed one. But I did give her a speaker in her chest. Either Mahito did that unintentionally, it is what Gwen naturally would have had, or she had it installed in her after the fight (still working on what I want).

All I will say is, Mahito wanted to make Gwen weaker, but because of this change, she is actually much stronger now. Not physically, since she can now break more easily, but the speaker allows her to have the same power as Hobie now.

Instead of only having vibrations through solid or liquid matter, she now also has vibrations in air. Meaning: she has sonic booms now as well! She will definitely need Hobie to teach her how to use that power properly though.

(Also with the hair, I like to think Mahito had grabbed it either during or right after the transfiguration and so she cut it to get away or he ripped it off to hurt her. But it was not a willing decision for Gwen).

And yea! Junpei is a jellyfish! He was an absolute nobody before! No powers, no elements, nothing. And so he willingly took Mahito up on his offer to change. Even knowing it could kill them because Mahito was legit with Junpei saying that this could kill them and that it will absolutely hurt like hell (Mahito was experimenting with how bad it could hurt or not hurt, and wanted a willing participant to test it).

Thankfully (or not thankfully) Junpei was used to pain so it wasn't as bad as it would be for someone who hadn't already experienced the shit Junpei had gone through from school.

It was actually Junpei being changed, and them harassing the school that brought Kento, Yu, and Yuji to the school looking for Mahito (still don't know why Yuji is here, but he is and is the reason Mahito didn't kill Kento and Yu while they couldn't fight).

But anyway! Mahito loves pressing the "fuck around" button so much! His favorite pastime right there! He hasn't even considered the "find out" crew is coming for his ass.