#silly snake lads

[zorangezest]

chat you do not want to know what hour of the night it was when i drew this

[tbaluver]

hiyaa! can i request scenarios with the lads boys where MC flashes them in the middle of an argument >< also love your writing so much!! it's actually giving me inspiration to go back to writing myself adjhsfhlds

Flashing Them During An Argument- The Love And DeepSpace Men

pairings in order: xavier x fem! reader, zayne x fem! reader, rafayel x fem! reader, sylus x fem! reader, caleb x fem! reader tags: slightly suggestive, not so serious argument, silly a/n: hihi anonnie! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ omg thank you so much you're so sweet my angel (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ and you def should whenever you can! i hope i get to read whatever you create or hear your ideas ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ ) also i swear someone req this too and i dont know if im imagining it or i just cant find it(╥﹏╥) anyways i hope this was alright and that you enjoy reading!! (∩˃o˂∩)♡ ty to my beta reader MWAH @ilovemitsuya any likes and reblogs are always appreciated! enjoy!

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Xavier:

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

You two had been going back and forth for what felt like hours, trying to decide on what to eat for dinner. Every suggestion he gave was close enough to what you were craving but either it was too far or you just didn’t like the area it was in

The stores were closing soon and you both still couldn’t agree and the frustration was creeping in. Before he gives another suggestion and tries to persuade you, you cut him off by lifting up your shirt with nothing underneath. He didn’t even hesitate, his eyes immediately dropping and feasting on the soft mounds that sit oh so perfectly. He doesn’t even remember what restaurants he suggested, he just knew how enticing they looked.

“So..let’s go to my restaurant?”

“huh..?” He blinked a few times, his gaze still locked on the now covered skin but he can still catch a glimpse of your nipples peeking through your shirt. “oh yeah..sure..” He trails off, his mind completely consumed by how soft they looked.

“okay! let’s get- Xavier!” Before you could even get up, he gently pins you back down, his needy hands snaking up into your shirt.

Zayne:

It started when you gently told him he should get ready to go to bed, it was already getting late. You loved your boyfriend deeply and you admired his passion and dedication to his work but it was clear that he was pushing himself too hard again. He promised he’d finish this last report and he’ll join you later but that was exactly what he said after the last five reports.

You could see the exhaustion in his eyes, the deep bags beneath them. All the signs of his late night shifts, back to back operations, and countless hours of overtime in the past few days showed. His eyes fluttered shut just for a second, begging to stay closed, only for them to open again as he tried to push through.

You approached him again, urging him to go to bed. You told him he was being stubborn and how those reports could wait but of course, he countered back saying that you didn’t need to stay up and wait for him and that you should be getting some rest too.

The two of you went back and forth for a few minutes. But before he delivers another witty comeback, you lifted up your shirt, immediately silencing him. His eyes travel from your face down to your soft breast, losing his original train of thought and thought about how they sit so perfectly to him. They don’t linger for too long as he pinches the bridge of his nose. 

Zayne tries to regain his thoughts and you fail to notice the small, amused smile tugging at the corners of his lips as he shakes his head. “Just..” He sighs, “...Please, you don’t need to wait for me,” He said softly, standing up from his chair as he approached you. “I suppose I’m overdue for a long needed rest then right?” He whispers, his hands sneaking up inside your shirt.

Rafayel:

You were late, again. The mission took longer than expected and you already knew that Rafayel would be upset when you got home and sure enough, you were right. He didn’t bother to greet you the moment you stepped inside the house. His back was turned to you, ‘focused’ on his sketching. All the responses you got a dismissive “hmph” and a side pout that you’re clearly familiar with.

You gave him a moment to cool off as you slipped into something more comfortable, peeling off your hunter’s uniform before approaching him again. This time, you made an effort to apologize in front of him but he pretended you weren’t even there. “Huh..Do I have some bubbles in my ear? I swear I heard something..” He mumbles, pretending there was absolutely no one in front of him.

This escalates into you two having a back and forth, explaining how your phone died so you couldn’t text him and his responses were rather sarcastic, saying how fishes would’ve started walking on land before you’d ever show up on time. Both of you were exhausted, frustration bubbled inside of you as you paced around, groaning. In a last attempt to get his attention, you stepped back in front of him, lifting your shirt up without a word to flash your breasts in front of him.

His eyes widened, his breath hitching as his gaze slowly trails down. “You-” He shakes his head, fighting back his mind that’s screaming FLASH ME AGAIN. He’s trying to stay strong but unfortunately this sea god is not the strongest soldier when it comes to you. “Oh yeah? Well two can play that game cutie!” He huffs, tugging at the waistband of his pants.

Sylus:

He wouldn’t tell you a thing about his new mission and it was bothering you. How far was it going to be? Who was going to be involved? Nothing. He refused to budge, his lips sealed tighter than usual. Every time you asked, he deflected with vague answers. Every time you offered to help, he would tell you it's alright and that he has everything handled.

“It’s just a short trip.”

But you knew better that a short trip doesn’t involve secrecy. It was probably bigger than that. The tension between you was growing, both of you refusing to give in. But before he could even hint at how dangerous his short trip might be, you lift your shirt up, cutting him off mid sentence. It was a last and desperate attempt for sure to regain his attention, your boobs falling out and flashing Sylus in all it's glory.

His eyes widened for a moment, an amused smirk tugged at his lips as he watched you slowly lower it back down. “Oh? Is this your new counterattack?” He teases, inching closer to you. “I think one move isn’t going to easily take me down. What do you think?” His long fingers twirl the hem of your shirt teasingly. “Amuse me with more and I might just give in.”

Caleb:

clean up on aisle caleb’s pants!

You definitely caught him off-guard from the way his eyes shamelessly looked down immediately the moment you lifted up your shirt to reveal your exposed skin. The way you cut him off his sentence as he almost chokes on his own saliva.

“um..umm..” He stammered, attempting to look at you but his eyes betray him, flickering back down to your exposed skin. He fought the urge, his gaze shifting up and down but he was unable to tear his eyes away, his cock twitching in his pants. 

What was the argument even about? He doesn’t even remember what he said to you a few minutes ago and he doesn’t even remember what color your pants were. He didn’t even notice that you’d already lowered your hands, his gaze burning through the thin fabric as his mind lingered on the bare skin he’d seen. His thoughts of kneading your breasts were cut off when you called out to him.

“Can we do it Caleb?” His eyes snap back up to meet yours, the hypnotizing sight of your exposed skin covered and his mind slowly return back to reality.

“Of course, we can do it anytime pipsqueak,” He replies, a soft smile on his lips, completely unaware of what he'd agreed to. You could’ve signed him up for a cilantro eating contest and he’d win just for you. Whatever you want and say, he’ll do it for you.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Their ideal partners

Silly little hcs because ive been thinking what each of the lads look for in a s/o

Slenderman;

Given I'm aiming for the "he's been observing humans for centuries and has grown used to their antics," vibe with him, I feel like he'd like someone who keeps him guessing

Nothing TOO crazy, because he can be irritable, but if you intrigue him he'll definitely stay around

Does he have any peculiar icks? Tastes?

Can't stand messy people... doesn't mind if its unorganized, or a chaotic system, but if you live in muck it's a deal breaker

Doesn't care what you look like, or what gender you are; he sees beyond that because, again, ancient being that's been watching humans for a long time.. kinda desensitized to that sort of thing

Laughing Jack;

He WANTS someone who can match his energy; but he NEEDS someone who can mellow him out

As much as I hate the "I can fix/change him" thing (well I dont HATE it, it really matters on execution and all), Jack needs someone who can make him chill out a bit

Icks? You know those people who kill the energy in a room? Like total buzzkill + downers? He doesnt like those. Not like the "he hates depressed people" way, obviously, but in the way that

Okay so idk if this is just a me thing but I come across a lot of people who do it on purpose for attention/quirkiness, those are the kinds of people he doesnt like

Like slenderman, he doesnt really care what you look like; bros gonna slip himself around you like a snake (affectionately)

Eyeless Jack;

Right off the bat he needs someone who's understanding

It ain't easy being a cursed man who's forced to eat human meat

Someone who's willing to listen to what happened to him, and help him see the brighter side of things

Basically a "storm cloud x sunshine" ship dynamic

Icks? As long as you're not too chaotic or hyper he's fine with it; Jack is more quiet and reserved energy wise, stress tends to make the curses symptoms worse

Prefers short people; he himself is also short (I hc hes about 5'5), and he's a lil insecure, but he's not totally opposed to dating taller people

Masky;

Writing for specifically masky for this one instead of the usual tim, hope that's alright!! I just wanna flesh out him n hoodie more

Bro is kinda..... whouf... rough around the edges; kinda feral

Not like FERAL feral, but this is the kind of dude who tunnels on someone during his work and wont be afraid to body slam into stuff full speed/force

So naturally, he gets hurt a lot. So a caring and soft partner is an immediate go to; especially since in my hc/au tim still exists, just as a different.. persona? Headspace? I really dont know the correct terms <\3

He likes observing as well, but he'll occasionally join in on whatever activity you're doing!!

Icks? Loud people... I would say spontaneous people as well, but considering my take on him, he kinda falls into a softcore version of that category

Hoodie;

Very similar to masky, but also not... between the two hes more.. calm and calculating; whereas Masky tends to dive straight in, in most cases

Should not that neither of them verbally speak; so they both need a partner who's fine with physical touch since that's one of their main ways of communicating/showing affection

Especially with hoodie; dude always has a hand on you and guiding you in some way

Unlike all the others, hoodie does not have ANY preferences for partners. Doesn't matter the personality, body type, and he doesnt have many icks

Like

Probably doesnt like arrogance, kinda just annoys him.... but hey, makes his.. job.. easier

[takumi-sumino]

I've seen a couple of people do stuff like this, so I'm gonna take a stab at it. My thoughts on every character so far! (Long post, so the opinions are all under the cut)

Darumi

She feels like an audience insert of sorts, with her immediate mention of death games and her outfit looking like something a stereotypical "2020 danganronpa cosplayer" would wear.

She's a bit unhinged from what we've so far, but she also seems like she'll be a lot of fun to watch on screen, and isn't that what's most important?

Definite and overwhelming red herring for something, however. Unsure for what yet, but she screams red herring to me.

Also, the fanart of her has been spectacular. Keep it up, lads.

Eito

I'm sure we've all seen *the scene*, so there's that. If that's not out of context somehow and consensual, then- yay? Good for the yaoi fans.

I immediately liked him when I first saw his design, he just *looks* nice. I'd let him hold my drink at a party. I've read somewhere that he becomes Takumi's closest friend, and I dearly hope that that's true, because that means we get lots of Eito content.

I'm also unbelievably excited for that one ending where he inevitably goes off the deep end and does something absolutely horrific. There has to be one. Manifesting it. I love watching my favourite characters commit atrocities.

Gaku

Can I just say how different he specifically looks in his two different outfits? I didn't even recognise him when his sprite of him in the uniform was revealed. His casual outfit is so silly, and his uniform looks the most like he's about to beat my ass. The gattling gun also helps, probably.

That aside, I don't feel that strongly about him. He's probably a nice enough guy, nothing else to say about him.

Hiruko

She's actually drop dead gorgeous. One of the best casual outfits.

Moving on, I think she's the one who's the leader of the squadron? She seems to have experience with facing the enemies, and she's still alive, so I admire the heck out of her for it. She also has an axe that is bigger than her; you can have all the gattling guns or scythes or floating knives in the world, but nothing bests a good old-fashioned ginormous axe.

Ima

Goofy face, what's he looking at me like that for?

This guy has a bit of a reputation, I know, but I'm choosing to have faith.

A sister complex is not inherently sexual or romantic (although it often is) and I find complicated and toxic family relationships in media quite interesting.

I am, however, almost entirely leaning on Uchikoshi here. Clover and Snake's sibling relationship was extremely well written, and I'm hoping that even if he does feel romantically inclined towards his sister, it's just as well written. I'm choosing hope.

Also, his weapon is phenomenal. I might need to make a weapons tierlist at some point.

Kako

She's a cutiepie, and I haven't missed the fact that she and her brother have angel/devil symbolism with their weapons.

Apparently, the two of them are a bit younger than many of the other students, so that should be interesting- Takumi I know is 17/18. Apparently, they're still in Junior High, so 14/15? I wonder if there'll be any split because of the age groups?

I want nothing but the best for her and I hope she gets it. And doesn't die too many times.

Karua

Likely the one this story revolves around, and one of the more mysterious characters.

I'm curious about her, but I don't really feel anything that strong about her. I am fairly certain that Takumi will tear apart reality itself for her, so she'll probably be a pretty nice character. And hopefully, NOT a twist villain.

Kurara

Absolutely wild to have a masked character in a game that Uchikoshi is writing, I'm sure that has never happened before.

She's filthy rich and has a tomato for a head, I- really don't know what to say about her. Her weapon is hilarious to me, "rich girl above all rich girls" and has a shovel for a weapon. I respect the grind, at least.

I'm sure in true Zero Escape fashion, we'll unmask her in one timeline and use that information in another.

Kyoshika

I genuinely have nothing to say about her- I learned she existed a couple days ago? Had never noticed her before, honestly.

She has a cool outfit in any case.

I just remembered there's a 10 image max on the app, so I'll continue this in a reblog

[iheartbritishmen3000]

Brooklyn Baby

Josh Jenkinson x fem!oc synopsis: fem!oc is behind the scenes of an inhaler interview when Josh reveals their relationship to the public.

words: 300

a/n: this is a short blurb, a silly idea I had. I'm manifesting

Lights are set up, flashing the boys in the already bright room. A camera is set up on a tripod, capturing the best shot of the Irish lads for the interview. Dylan sits in the back of the cameras, watching a team of professionals bombard her boyfriend and his band with silly questions. Josh sits on the couch with Elijah, the other two lads taking a break from all the talking. “Favorite Lana Del Rey song?” Josh repeats the question. He moves the small handheld mic to Eli, “The one she did with A$AP maybe?” His hands casually brush through his greasy hair. Josh nods at his mate's answer. “My girlfriend is always listening to Brooklyn Baby, so maybe that?” He says nonchalantly. 

Dylan quietly gasps at his response, catching his attention. They share a smile—her heartwarming at his thoughtfulness. She and Josh were never public with their relationship of six months. Both choose to remain private, only the people closest to them know about their love, and that’s all that matters. The room looks shocked at the public outing of his relationship. Josh never meant to out the relationship, but the words felt so right coming out, “his girlfriend.” He loves her wholeheartedly and wants to shout it from the rooftops. Plus, most fans were too concerned with the romantic doings of his other two mates to care. 

Dylan smiles throughout the rest of the interview, it quickly wraps up and the interviewers pack up their equipment. Josh gets off the couch and approaches his girlfriend. “If you want, we can edit out the part about your girlfriend?” The interviewer asks, being conscious of the private relationship. Josh looks at his girlfriend, wrapping his arm around her waist. “No, that’s okay. Leave it in.” Josh reassures them. Dylan snakes her arms around his neck, kissing him on the cheek. “You’re the sweetest,” She says with a smile. 

[ashlynniis-bracketeers]

Reddit (r/Warframe)

BEHOLD, MY FIRST PIECE OF 2025: A SILLY, SALTY MS PAINT MEME.

So, for context:

Saw this Reddit thread and got reminded about what is probably my biggest gripe with Lavos: He's got a band-aid augment in the form of Swift Bite, which gives him an extra source of cooldown reduction outside of Transmutation Probe. I mentioned it in this comment, but I'll say it again: The cooldown reduction really comes in a pinch when TP is stuck on cooldown or just ends up not hitting as many enemies as hoped (i.e. getting stuck on invisible geometry or an Arctic Eximus bubble or something).

A lot of people call out Lavos for being clunky (I see a lot of people calling for infusions to last until the elemental infusion is changed, among other things, especially since Cyte-09 came out), and Swift Bite is considered a pretty big de-clunker by some of his users (including Kengineer). I don't give a shit about the range increase it gives to Ophidian Bite, just give him a good extra source of cooldown reduction and I'll be golden.

Anything, any form of de-clunking for my main, my snake doctor guy, my tanky Plague Knight-colored (because I fashionframed him to try and resemble Plague Knight) lad. Pls.

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[scientistservant]

Me 🤝 You

Having to deal with gutless dumbasses on our posts XDD

Us enjoying our silly snake lads while a sad pathetic moron screams at us from behind a soundproof wall 🤝

[zaddyazula]

gimme yakuza propaganda so i can see if i wanna peep it

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well there are currently 9/11 main line games (i shall explain) and all of them are available on modern consoles (a lot of them came out on ps3 or ps4 originally).

there are two remakes, one for yakuza 1 (a ps2 game) and one for yakuza 2 (another ps2 game), called yakuza kiwami and yakuza kiwami 2. they are actually pretty good remakes from what i’ve seen, but i haven’t played the original two. this is why i said 9/11 main line games.

the total order goes (chronologically):

yakuza 0

yakuza (kiwami) 1

yakuza (kiwami) 2

yakuza 3

yakuza 4

yakuza 5

yakuza 6

yakuza 7/like a dragon

yakuza lad gaiden (the one that just came out)

they are all classic fighting games until 7, which is turn-based, i am still raging about that. gaiden isn’t though. also as you asked me about a while ago now, the guy with the spiky hair is the protagonist of 7 and he will be for 8, which is coming out january next year.

the main protagonist (table slam guy) is the or one of the protagonists in every other game (0 has two, 4 has 4, and 5 has 5).

women are written decently well, a lot, lot better than mgs, though there is about two main characters who are women per game 😭😭😭😭😭😭 not one of its strongest points but they all have clothes on!! the bare minimum we love to see it. (i will just say there is actually a fat woman who is a main-ish side character in 4, who is done pretty well!!! so hurrah!!!!)

characters are extremely well written and the writing is good for the most part, there are a couple of moments in earlier games (more 3,4 and 5) where you’re sort of shocked by how ridiculous it is, but it works decently well. i prefer the first couple of games, and then the 6+. there are a few spin-offs available in the west, being dead souls (zombie game), which is ps3 only, and lad:ishin, which is set in the 1860s (and a couple more others but i can’t think). the table slam man (kiryu) has actually started to remind me a lot of snake, and the series��� stories are actually quite similar.

talking about kiryu, he respects women!!! to the point where he refuses to ever hurt a woman, and has on many occasions beat someone up for hurting a woman. not to say he doesn’t have weird-ish female relationships, but they’re overall quite sweet and last for the game, and are then never touched upon again. they’re nowhere near a meryl-snake level catastrophe.

the games themselves aren’t too long for the most part, the longest i found being 5 (30 hours) and 7 (39 hours), but that’s including all the time fucking around doing karaoke or other things. 0 took me about 28 hours; kiwami 1 took about 22 hours (i think); kiwami 2 took me about 26 hours; 3 took 16 hours; 4 took 23 hours; 6 took 21 hours, and gaiden took 11 (it’s a lot shorter).

going back to karaoke - the amount of optional shit you can do is crazy. substories are probably the biggest thing with this, some of them being decently long and others being pretty short. they are usually quite fun and can give you a break from the story (which can at times be miserable). karaoke is probably my favourite mini-game in the series. you basically just press buttons with the right timing and it is ridiculously fun and silly. other mini-games are available, such as pool, bowling (in the earlier games), fishing, claw-machines, arcade games, DISCO (in 0 but it’s class), darts and probably some others but i can’t remember. the story can get a bit depressing, but it’s balanced out by the silliness the games also have, and surprisingly it works? in mgs, it sort of half works, you’ve got a monkey who smokes cigarettes and drinks coke and then the world is falling apart. war had changed. snake is old and dying and he cannot escape the world yet. and then johnny shits himself. comedy 👍 but with yakuza, the two different sides work together really well, especially in 0, and it ends up making sense eventually.

i think that’s it you have been yakuzer-propagandad!!!!

[unclefathersantateddy]

BB asks: 2 and 12!

These were some MEATY questions, thank you so much for asking!!! You always give the best asks lmao

2.1. favorite non-belcher character (and why)?

I'm gonna class teddy as a belcher here otherwise it's gonna be an obvious answer asdfghjkl. Man this is HARD, I like so many for very different reasons. Honestly it might be Zeke or Tami, which I never expected! I absolutely adore Tammy's phrases (Tammyisms? Lmao), like "snorgasm", "boob punch", "crap attack" - if anyone has a list of them all please may I have it🙏 - I also love how emotionally intelligent Tammy can be (a detailed explanation here). As for Zeke, pretty similar reasons! Zeke's relationship with Jimmy Jr is one I find really interesting. Zeke is obsessed with wrestling/fighting like a Typical Lad™ however, he also pushes J-Ju to be more emotionally literate. For example S9E3 Tweentrepreneurs;

J-Ju: one day Zeke wasn't around and I was bored

Zeke: lonely?

J-Ju: no, more bored

Zeke: sad?

J-Ju: no, bored!

Emotional illiteracy causes the inability to understand one's own emotions, listen to others, as well as empathising with their emotional stages. Thus often leading to decreased engagement with reality, resulting in boredom. Here we see Zeke teaching J-Ju new ways of describing how he (Jimmy Jr) may feel when he (Zeke) isn't around. Encouraging emotional literacy and in turn encouraging emotional responses to reality, a pattern which with consistency can prevent 'emotional stagnation' that can manifest as boredom! Whilst Zeke probably wouldn't be able to explain what he's doing, the fact he has the recognition of when to do it is an incredible skill for a 13 year old!

2.2. What’s your favorite episode and why?

So this is the question that's taken my days to answer this. I could not decide at ALL. But I think I have finally landed on S13E16 What a (April) Fool Believes! As for why, the first and foremost reason is the sheer happiness I get from hearing Bob finally day 'got you Mr Fischoeder!". There is SO much joy in H Jon's voice when he says it. My body biologically responds to it and fills me up with the same glee that babies should do (for my age, anyway). But the entire episode is just feel good, nothing bad actually happens to anyone at any point (iirc). It's just an easy, joyful, watch!

12.1. what’s your favorite quote from the show? 

Ohhhh man. Ooohhhhh MAN. This is so tough. There are so many that I can't think of any sjdjakdk. The most prevalent that comes to mind right now is from S14E5 Bully-ieve It or Not, when Trev charges Bob $7 for a glass of water and then goes "got you! classic me". Just the "classic me" tickles my soul I really respect the audacity LMAO.

12.2. If you joined one of the town’s groups (Wagstaff staff, carnies, knitters, one-eyed snakes, etc.), which would you join?

This is going to be an obvious one but the carnies! I come from the Concrete Jungle™ (an industrially significant city at that), so the idea of living in a tiny rural town that has carnivals seems to whimsical to me! I suppose it's a yearning for something I've never experienced, honestly! Also coming from a very Individualistic-society country, seeing a more community based society fills me with so much serotonin!!! Carniapolis is just JOY materialised!!!!! AAAAAAAA. It gives me so much drawing motivation and creativity, each and every facet of it! (I feel silly for this jakdjskdjsk)

[boygina-philosopher]

Molar lickers

Feat. Scout/demo

Kinktober day 3: snowballing

Meta: one shot, no beta, short story, mlm

Tags: bottom scout, slow, sloppy, oral sex, fat cock, snowballing, makeout, tender, lap sitting, barely any dialogue, lip fixation, big league chew for some fuckin reason

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Scout has beautiful lips. A little larger and Round on the top one, with a Cupid's bow that dipped like a spade. The bottom lip was almost pouty, and was bitten by his razor canines when he was in a tight spot. Demo probably shouldn't have thought about his lips as often as he did. The way the younger man licked them glossy, the way they wave when he chews his big league gum, swingin' sour apple of course. (Demo had tried a bit of the stuff, not as sweet enough to be utterly repulsive like a banana split, but too sweet. That was entirely overpowered by the fact that it was in fact, swingin' sour as fuck.)

It felt like a dream watching those perfect lips suckling on his cock, dribbling and licking. Scout bobbled his head up and down him precisely, laying his hands gently on the flesh between Demo's thighs and hip bones. A large glossy hand gently lay across the scout's, across from this the other hand snaked through the scout's hair, gagging and choking him on the larger man's cock.

"yer damn pretty, lad... hah, gaggin' an cryin' on me cock. Should keep ye more like this- fuck, ghh- strapped to me bed, ready an' waiting to take me again. Every day."

Scout lifted his head, for about four seconds licking a single stripe up the bottom of Demo's cock, kissing the slit dribbling precum. Demo shivered as pleasure crept up his spine. His warm cock was chilling, and it twitched, sending zaps down throughout his legs.

The younger man smirked his silly crooked bunny teeth, steadily licking vertical along the side of the shaft. Fuck. He throbbed, caressing scout's cheek, landing on his chin, holding it tender as one would with an egg.

Little shit. Must be satisfied, as the little man, kneeling between Demo's legs as he sat on his bed, took in his mouth the head. God, his lips strained against the ridge, now red and covered in his love.

Scout swirled his tongue around the tip, finally descending on the shaft after an eternity. It felt like silk ribbon, the way it slid in so easily past the boy's face. An electric buzz flooded towards Demo's rocks and chest.

Scout struggled faintly as he swifted up and down the cock, feeling it bunt the back of his throat. The bulge was nearly visible within his throat. Hot tears rolled down his face as a guiding hand landed on his head. Deeper, more. Spittle slopped off his chin and down his neck, his face burned white hot. A wet slap marking the every passing moment was the only sound aside from the occasional gags and whimpers.

Scout looked up at demo with his beady eyes, wet and focused and slightly reddish. Tears clumped his eyelashes and rolled down crimson skin.

"Yer, hah, yer gonnae make- fuck, hahh! Ghhh!"

As much as demo wanted to force scout onto his cock, pumping his seed so deep it'd knock him up somehow or something, he wanted to watch scout's tongue drip with cum.

White ropes shot across scouts mouth, caught on his taser tongue and along his girlish mouth. It was hot and tasted like smokey whiskey. Scout stuck it all out and rested his head on Demo's large, safe hands. Scout felt himself lifted swift into the lap, squishy and warm, sheening.

Scout tossed his arms, lanky and brawny all at once, across Demo's shoulders, holding his own hands. A kiss wrapped his lips and then invaded his mouth. Demo's hand rested beyond scout's vision, one on his waist and one on the nape of his neck, tenderly pulling him closer into his own mouth. The smokey white seed flipped between them, fighting muscles licking every inch of their parallel lover. Each lick brought forth to the buds on their tongues salty slop, and it remained until there was nothing more.

[the-sky-queen]

Ooo

Silly idea

Sonic finding a cursed bracelet and puts it on just to see how it would look on his wrist(Just curious lad) and ends up getting turned into a dragon hedgehog hybrid and can't get the bracelet off.

OOOO!!? OKAY THAT'S REALLY COOL.

I'm imagining Sonic’s dragon form to be more of an eastern dragon, the kind that don't have wings and are like snakes. :D

I wonder how he would break the curse? And where did this curse come from in the first place? Ooooooooo what if it comes from one of the gods? None of the existing ones really have a dragon motif . . . Though we could just make one up. >:)

Aaaaaaaaaaa the world building potential this one has! Oh my goodness!

[batboy-fangs]

doing this for my cat oc scirge

1: exactly 38.7 seconds

2: very, he cant really feel pain anymore since hes gotten used to it so its just funny to him

3: cuddling his werewolf boyfriend

4: not very, you can let him eat your mouse friends if you have any and then its easy though

5: extremely easy

6: he breaks the law regularly

7: that port of the entire game of doom that was on newgrounds for a while, the evil dead trilogy, club penguin, some other stuff

8: to stop eating his mice friends at school, which is where he learned that he likes eating mice which carries over to his bounty hunting job today

9: he has a mouth like a sailor, his first cuss was "goatfuck"

10: that he can be perfectly trusted with firearms and is a mentally stable human being (err, cat) with no sociopathic tendencies whatsoever

11: "What in the fuck are ye talkin' about, lad?"

12: he calls his boyfriend to deal with it

13: green, he looks fabulous in it

14: uneaten mice

15: he has absolutely no filter between his brain and his mouth, if something comes to mind he says it

16: very spinny mice

17: no, he has blown his hand off with a shotgun in front of a group of people and felt no shame that his hand was a red smear

18: nothing really

19: 7

20: "ye fuck in one, ye dont fuck in the other"

21: his boyfriend

22: usually culminating in murder

23: see 22

24: he will speak about sex to literally anyone whether they like it or not besides anyone under 13 years old

25: hes planning on proposing to his boyfriend when they get into their mid 20s

26: a black van which he hooked up with a gun wall, a small kitchen, a gaming pc, and a small "living room" (coffee table, couch, tv, xbox series x)

27: not much

28: yes

29: he has none so yes

30: one specific snake that nearly killed and ate him, he still has a digested chunk taken out of his thigh

31: his boyfriend Jeremy

32: he tells variants of "the aristocrats" joke to everyone he meets

33: in some aspects yes, in others no

34: he has no guilt for most things he does

35: "oh cool" and thats it

36: he is taken and wouldnt have it any other way

37: he sings grocery lists to the tune of modern major general from his house all the way to the store and back

38: his death

39: very easy

40: not very

41: he wants to adopt when hes of legal age, as of now he pretends to dislike them

42: he has none

43: "id fuck you, id fuck your mom, id fuck your dad, id fuck your sister, id fuck your brother, id fuck your aunt, id fuck your uncle, id fuck your cousins, id fuck your grandparents, id fuck your-"

A: he is silly

B: i just wanted to make a calico cat character

C: no lol

D: hes always looked the same from conception to now

E: probably

F: happiness

G: none

H: none

I: idk

J: refer to I

more info:

his name is Scirge MacMiller

hes 16

hes scottish

he likes guns

he likes booze

he likes sex

he likes vore

he likes bounty hunter/merc work

hes a calico cat

he has a werewolf boyfriend named Jeremy who he loves dearly

Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning? 

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

 Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

 What are their thoughts on marriage? 

 What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

 What causes them to feel dread? 

 Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

 Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

 Who do they most regret meeting? 

 Who are they the most glad to have met? 

 Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

 Could they be considered lazy? 

 How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

 How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

What memory do they revisit the most often? 

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children? 

How badly do they want to reach their end goal? 

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so? 

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

[delafiseaseses]

Darn it, I kinda wanna make a poll in which y'vote for yer favourite Goodsprings Cemetery name, but there's 15* an' the limit is 12.

Ah, well, I guess I'll jus' list 'em all an' y'can decide individually who y'like the best. So, not countin' the player character's shallow grave, 'ere we will 'ave all 15* named cemetery people in no particular order an' with my headcanons about 'em too (yes, I have headcanons on gravestones, this shouldn't be surprisin' for me).

*(or 16, we'll get to that)

"Fearless" Dave

Full Epitaph: RIP "FEARLESS" DAVE

Like all Goodsprings bodies we know very little about "Fearless" Dave, but I'm gonna guess he was brave. Unless the name is ironic and Dave was the most cowardly man t' ever walk the Earth. I could see that too.

Count Abraham Jefferson III

Full Epitaph: Count Abraham Jefferson III

That's a pretty silly name for some lad buried in Goodsprings, a place that seems t' 'ave never had nobility. Unless you think, as I do, that Count was, in fact, his first name (like how people have the first name Baron). In reality this is probably just a joke name, but I like my theory. Speakin' of silly, tellin' capitals from lowercase wi' the words 'ere is 'ard because the all use capital forms, but the lowercase is smaller, so R and r both am R, but lowercase is a smaller R.

Jay Frenzal

Full Epitaph: Jay Frenzal

This is one that gets some trivia on a Wiki, so I'm jus' gonna copy an' past that trivia 'ere "Jay Frenzal is a reference to a song of the same name from the album B Is for B-sides by American ska-punk band Less Than Jake. The song, in turn, is a reference to Jason Whalley of Frenzal Rhomb, who has one line on the track." I 'ave no connection t' any of that means, but it seems t' be true. An Easter Egg in the graves, that.

Verl

Full Epitaph: Here Lies Verl

The Wiki also mentions somethin' for Verl, there's a bit of graffiti on the Vault 22 sign that says 'Verl is Boss!' ('Boss' is underlined, but I car seem t' do that on Tumblr). I 'ighly doubt these am the same Verl, but if y'think they am they can be. I think both Verls deserve their own individual Wiki pages.

Danielle "Mutant" Melilli

Full Epitaph: Danielle "Mutant" Melilli

Mutant's got a very cool name, I think. Other than that, we can only speculate how mutated Mutant was. Maybe a 6th toe, like y'can get in Fallout 2, maybe she wasn't mutated at all, but was strong or somethin'. We will never know, but she did 'ave a good name.

Whiskey Snakes Jr

Full Epitaph: WHISKEY SNAKES JR

Speakin' of cool names, who can forget Whiskey Snakes Jr's name? I'm not givin' the 'Jr' a dot because there seems t' be no dot. Also at the Grave is the Goodsprings Snow Globe. Maybe Whiskey was a collector like House, or just enjoyed that snow globe of the town they lived in. We will never know, but Whiskey had a good name and Whiskey Snakes Sr was right t' send it down another generation.

Jo-Jack JR

Full Epitaph: RIP Jo-Jack JR

On the topic of Juniors, Jo-Jack JR a name that kinda gives me 'Jagged Jimmy J' feelin's (no dot because there's no dot again, but the R is clearly capitalised). Jo-Jack is a fine name, but I'm less certain Jo-Jack SR's choice was a great one than Whiskey Snakes Sr, sorry Jo-Jack SR and by extension Jo-Jack JR.

Jake

Full Epitaph: RIP Jake

Delightfully simple. RIP Jake indeed.

Benny Lava

Full Epitaph: Benny LavA

Another one that 'as actual trivia on the Wiki, it says "Benny Lava is part of a line from the song Kalluri Vaanil, which gained fame in the English-speaking world due to a 2007 viral video in which its lyrics were phonetically translated into English, famously rendering the line "Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo?" as "My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!"" which is interestin', I s'pose. This also means that Benny was smokin' near another Benny an' probably didn't know (nor would he have probably cared). Still, another Easter Egg in this graveyard.

Mr. D. DeCollibus

Full Epitaph: Mr. D. DeCollibus

A D given name an' a 'De-' surname is fun. Not much else I could speculate on him.

Mr R. Horn

Full Epitaph: RIP Mr R. HORN

Another 'Mr Initial Lastname'. R. Horn's 'Mr' has no dot, which is the way we generally spell 'Mr' in the UK, y'know. I doubt Horn was anythin' other than American, though. R. Horn is also useful because someone posted the full grave names texture file on his wiki page, which makes readin' those epitaphs an 'ell of a lot easier.

Mr J. R. Smith

Full Epitaph: Mr. J. R. SmitH

Might as well finish the trio of 'Mr Initial Lastnames', though in this case it's 'initials lastname', guess J. Smith woulda been a bit too generic.

Owen Parry

Epitaph: Owen Parry

Owen Parry, not much t' be said on Owen Parry. It's a nice name, don't get me wrong, but it's a pretty usual name wi' nothin' t' comment on about it.

Tymour Saba

Full Epitaph: Tymour Saba

Another good name I 'ave little t' say on. Not quite as usual t' my eyes as Owen Parry.

Sara "The Bear" Friedman

Epitaph: Sara "The Bear" Friedman

The Bear is a good nickname. It can paint a picture or two, but we will never be able t' guess which picture was the correct one, if any. Was Sara big and hairy? Wild and dangerous? Able to carry the weight of the world? All three and more? We can only guess.

The 16th Named Grave

So, that was the 15 featured graves, but y'may've noticed I put in brackets up at the top 'or 16, we'll get to that'. See, in the texture file PNG that's shown on Mr. R. Horn and The Bear's wiki pages, there's a 16th name. Lemme grab an' paste said image.

Y'may notice at the bottom the 16th name: Josh "The Kodiak" Anders. A name that, t' my knowledge, appears on no grave in the game (correct me if I'm wrong).

So, why was The Kodiak cut, I wonder? Well, I 'ave a theory: redundancy. We already 'ave The Bear, why would we need another grave wi' someone who's nickname is also related most likely to the Kodiak Bear species? A few names repete themes, but I'd guess someone thought that those two were jus' too close. If we indavidually agree wi' that or not is each of our personal business, but that's 'ow it is, I think.

Conclusion

So that was all 15 (16) names in Goodsprings Cemetery. Decide for yerself which ones y'like the most an' like the least. I've probably shown me bias 'ere already, but whatever y'like y'like.

Personally, I'm glad t' 'ave things like these names in Fallout New Vegas. I'd've liked 'em more if there was someone in Goodsprings tied to someone in these graves, if there was a Smiles or somethin' there, y'know they do that in Red Dead Redemption 1 wi' graveyards an' NPCs. I liked that, added interconnection that was marellous, in my opinion, but I'm still 'appy wi' what we got.

So, yeah, that's that. Think about these graves a little more next time ya rob 'em, I guess. Hahahaa.

[erigold13261]

Dang Mahito at least you have taste in what you turn your victims into…

so… Catherine a snake, Kento is some sort of liquid elemental assuming from the hair and something else, Yu is more fiery now (love his new jacket, must’ve taken inspiration from Hobie), Shoko as we know is a ghost (also did Mahito blow its eye out like Nobara? Dang.), Gwen is a doll/animatronic (she even has cheek pads! And I love how she reverted back to the OG hairstyle. Dang Mahito.), and Junpei is a jellyfish.

Guess Mahito smashed the Fuck Around button repeatedly, and now he gets smashed by the Find Around crew.

Yea, he's just having a bit of fun. Being a silly little lad.

Catherine is a snake. I don't know if Mahito changed her entirely to a snake or just made her snake-ness more visible. Kinda like the idea that he got rid of her plant elemental but she keeps those powers since element type and powers aren't absolutely linked (it would be a good learning experience for him in that regard in figuring out how much power he can lock away or unlock in someone without Suguru's help).

Kento is wax and water! I wanted to make him sand and water but then I thought of the phrase "Burning the candle at both ends" and wanted to make him wax and water!

It is a purposely unstable combination of elements, with him almost dying immediately being changed because he almost couldn't keep himself together. Thankfully he was able to get a grip on himself and stay put together but he was out of the fight at that moment.

Yu is either no longer ash and just pure fire and plant, or his ash side was heavily lessened in exchange for buffing his plant and adding fire to his elemental list. Again, another unstable/unfavorable mixture of elements done on purpose by Mahito who wanted to make it difficult for Yu and Kento to continue to fight.

Even better! He specifically made Yu have fire while Kento was wax and water because mixing those 3 can sometimes cause explosions! (not to mention how water will put out fire, and if Yu still has ash then Kento's water will now mix into his ash and make it difficult to move if he gets to close). These two work so well together that Mahito purposefully made it so if they do survive the transfiguration, that they will be a danger to themselves as well as each other.

(And yea, Hobie definitely helped Yu make that jacket lol)

I will be honest with Shoko, I didn't want to draw the other eye. But now I kinda like the idea that Mahito had hurt it badly in a fight, breaking its eye, just shattering that half of the face, and realized he was not supposed to harm Shoko based on Suguru's orders (he got away somehow with Kento and Yu, probably didn't know they used to be friends with Suguru so he gave Mahito a pass).

So Mahito decides to "save" Shoko by making it a ghost elemental (he meant to replace glass with ghost, but instead replace plant with ghost, so it still has cracks on its face and body, but they are not in danger of shattering anymore). He was also hoping that it would actually die but he had plausible deniability with Suguru saying he tried to save Shoko but it died in the process!

But he couldn't stay to made sure it died but he was pretty positive it did, only to be absolutely wrong and now have to learn how to fight against Shoko as a ghost elemental (and trust me, it is going to get its revenge >:3)

Gwen is supposed to be a porcelain doll, or at least a jointed one. But I did give her a speaker in her chest. Either Mahito did that unintentionally, it is what Gwen naturally would have had, or she had it installed in her after the fight (still working on what I want).

All I will say is, Mahito wanted to make Gwen weaker, but because of this change, she is actually much stronger now. Not physically, since she can now break more easily, but the speaker allows her to have the same power as Hobie now.

Instead of only having vibrations through solid or liquid matter, she now also has vibrations in air. Meaning: she has sonic booms now as well! She will definitely need Hobie to teach her how to use that power properly though.

(Also with the hair, I like to think Mahito had grabbed it either during or right after the transfiguration and so she cut it to get away or he ripped it off to hurt her. But it was not a willing decision for Gwen).

And yea! Junpei is a jellyfish! He was an absolute nobody before! No powers, no elements, nothing. And so he willingly took Mahito up on his offer to change. Even knowing it could kill them because Mahito was legit with Junpei saying that this could kill them and that it will absolutely hurt like hell (Mahito was experimenting with how bad it could hurt or not hurt, and wanted a willing participant to test it).

Thankfully (or not thankfully) Junpei was used to pain so it wasn't as bad as it would be for someone who hadn't already experienced the shit Junpei had gone through from school.

It was actually Junpei being changed, and them harassing the school that brought Kento, Yu, and Yuji to the school looking for Mahito (still don't know why Yuji is here, but he is and is the reason Mahito didn't kill Kento and Yu while they couldn't fight).

But anyway! Mahito loves pressing the "fuck around" button so much! His favorite pastime right there! He hasn't even considered the "find out" crew is coming for his ass.

[sysig]

Don’t encourage him so much, he’s self-motivated to start (Patreon)