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snicklesnek · 3 months ago
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Silly Game Time: They just installed an update to the simulation (reality) we live in, and now ... well, it's sort of an anthro-furry simulation (congratulations/condolences depending on your feelings on being forcibly turned into a furry).
Anyway, the good news is, we get to customize what our new hide appearance/texture is. We can have the fur, hair, scales, feathers, or whatever of any non-human animal we like (maned wolf or tiger or sloth; palomino horse or giraffe or black sheep; anaconda or desert tortoise or rainbow trout; peacock or ostrich; poison dart frog or walrus or orca or elephant--all are on the table)!
The choice is yours! Which are you picking?
I, personally, am not a furry. I have nothing against furries, but I don't have a fursona I'd want to turn into or anything like that. Instead, I like ✨️biology✨️ so I'll use my knowledge in that to help me come to a decision.
That said, a majority of options would be pretty inconvenient purely for the fact you'd have to prune feathers, moisturize amphibian skin, shed reptile skin, etc. Many of them also wouldn't grant much of an advantage, even if you take it to the extreme of morphing your hands into bat wings, since it would make your hands useless for almost anything other than flight. A primate or serpent could be useful, since their tail would essentially act as a third arm, or you could get specific and do a flying squirrel to have a built-in wing suit that wouldn't impact dexterity too much. You could monopolize yourself as a sheep or something similar, being able to use your own wool to make clothing and accessories and/or money. A chameleon to be the world's best spec-ops agent, a rodent to be able to squeeze yourself into impossibly tight spaces, or even a limbless lizard confuse people who don't know the difference between snakes and lizards! Though, assuming we get to keep all our limbs it would be a considerably easier to tell.
I genuinely feel like this would be easier to answer if we were fully turning into animals without any of the extra pros and cons of being anthro, cus then I could just say "raccoon" and be done with it. Instead, I have to way the pros and cons of specific details about certain animals, like tails, horns, antlers (which I believe said would both be inconvenient in a previous ask), webbing, etc.
Honestly, a simple house cat would be a pretty profoundly good option. Nightvision, 10 razor blades on you at all times, flexible bone structure for fitting into tight spaces, whiskers to know if those spaces are too tight, great hearing and smell, shock resistant legs, aerodynamic, truly one of the creatures of all time. And yes my inspiration was my cat sleeping soundly on top of me at the moment.
Or some variety of hairless ape to be some sort of pseudogianthuman
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people have hyped this up so much I'm scared (ii s2 post-s3 liveblog)
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ahem. hi. post-watch Knight here, with a big tw: there is a suicide mention and intense death wishing at the end of this post. you can guess who it's directed towards but if you've already seen the episodes I don't think you'll get it wrong.
since there's only 3 episodes this one is going to work slightly differently, I'll have Big Text separating each of them and timestamp each different part of the liveblog. there will also be screenshots.
15:
(intro) wait Taco's trying to steal the win without even being a contestant? (4:48) "Don't Mention That Again" I've said it before it just feels like he speaks in capitalized words sometimes
(5:08) song?? THE SONG FUCKING SLAPS???
(8:02) hold on a moment I need to do someth[finds the song in isolation and adds it to the playlist Good Music]
(10:19) taco!! come on, bringing up beef at the show!
(12:48) "yes :)" oh what a bitch /affectionate
(15:49) tbh I agree with Knife here, if everyone respawns anyway, why is murder so bad? (<- building a death game in Minecraft)
(18:01) DAMNN holy shit, to think this isn't even canonically a scripted game, for Taco to say that?! aough
(19:45) HUH?? TACO CRACKED??? oh. OH she- she fucking died from stress- literally. oh shit. I- tbh I...can relate. I did that once. long story and I can't explain it here but.... holy shit.
(22:46) he's on a platform! MePad teleported him onto a platform!
(27:44) MePhone giving the "next time is the finale" speech rneanwhile there's two episode lef- oh shit
- after episode -
well that was a fucking cliffhanger. OH. MY. what!! WHAT!! COBS?? oh yeah also I don't hate Taco anymore. and the outro music slaps sdgkjhf
oh fuck I'm scared, onto the next episode!
16:
(1:00) HOKAY WELP RIGHT INTO ACTION. that was the same MePhone 3 from 4's memories wasn't it? were those other ones MePhone 2s??
(1:39) hough the parallels, I love this episode so far
(2:38) [his literal worst enemy is repeatedly trying to contact him directly] MePhone 4: [treats it like a minor annoyance]
oh also YIPPEE YINYANG IS THERE!!
(4:17) "are you offering?" lmao I wouldn't have even asked-
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..? why is s3 so bad for Suitcase to hear about..?
(5:30) WHy is he HERE??
(7:28) what HEY IS PICKLE GONE FROM THE INTRO
(15:22) OH IT'S THE GUY. OH IT'S THE GUY o h OJ!! oagh but like. imagine that with humans. your friend starts panicking at something you can't hear or see, screams and then sUDDENLY THEIR FUCKING FACE IS GONE. that would be a neat analog horror actually
(18:32) he's just like me. he's just like me for real,, (<- also has trigger words)
(21:30) OH FUCK HE GOT NICKEL TOO
(23:42) wait- first Pickle then OJ, Nickel- no but OJ never got eliminated in s1. hm.
(25:30) wait- doesn't quite know what a frown looks like? d- does that rnean- wait wait nonono that was Cherry that yeeted Marshmallow-
(27:17) wait WAIT THIS HAPPENED WITH CABBY TOO DO NONE OF THEM HAVE PARENTS?? 27:27 no. nonon NO DON'T SAY IT DON'T YOU DARE DON';T YOU FCUKING DARE TELL ME [unpauses] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAKDSGJFK AGDFJKHAT'S WHY FAN GHLITCHEDD ADJKGF JAHLOUIAHF OSJHLKF HLA
- after episode -
OH MY HOUSEMATE WAS RIGH T I'M GONNA BR EA K OHH WHAT THE HELLfuck
hokay. okay. okayokayokaoyuayojoaykokoykaoykaokaoauuauhghhh
I am sane. I am normal. that's how he knows things. I need a break- okay so after like an hour, onto the next ep! wait is this the finale-
17:
(1:39) WHA- oh I misheard Knife as Knight.
(2:10) NO NOT TEST TUBE! (3:50) oh they're all going to-
(5:14) NO DON'T YOU DARE
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,..,,.,why them,.., b.. but,theyre my favorites,,.
(11:34) wait they need to get that wire out of MePhone. that would stop MePhone X, right? but he doesn't know that..shit
(13:08) yeaAHHWHAT- oh. oh what
(15:14) let me guess Paintbrush got X'd while Fan was rambling. oh nvm. OH THE OTHER EGG IS PART OF MEPHONE 4?? oh that almost made me cry too- welp there goes lightbulb
(17:47) HUH??????????????? TOILET?????? wh a t .the fuck
(21:17) "cause that was pretty reductive!" oh they addressed it!
(22:48) o h. wh- what the HELL IS COBS'S PROBLEM?? LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM DOES HE NOT THINK MEPHONE4 IS ACTUALLY SENTIENT OR SOMETHING? DOES HE LIKE TORTURING HIM? EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD
(25:40) ohh no.. Bow probably can't be X'd anyway, does she really have to do. that. to someone .....sighhh. if Apple's okay with that happening (somehow) I guess it's not as scary. I won't understand the opinion but I don't really need to tbh.
(sorry no more timestamps I watched the whole rest of it speechless)
- after episode -
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he- but he just- there was no- winner- Cobs- what about MePhone 3GS?? what abou-
h. hold on
hold on I need to. make an editr ealquick. just
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curio-queries · 9 months ago
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Run BTS: 047 | Protect the BTS Village part 1
Original Air Date: 03 APR 2018 Episode Length: 29:49 Total Parts: 2 YouTube English Subtitles: No Title Song: Blood Sweat & Tears
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Synopsis: The iconic debute of the Blue Village saga. Think scavenger hunt meets a social deduction game (think werewolf/mafia for some, Among Us for others). I am completely biased by this concept. The best birthday party ever has was when my mom set up a scavenger hunt. When escape rooms became popular, i was so excited. so it's impossible for me to be objective with this episode. When I started watching Run BTS for the first time, i honestly didn't think there would be an episode that topped these.
Production: They do a great job with the location and getting coverage. the map graphic is a great piece of storytelling as well, it's a shame that it comes out a little stagnant with how little movement it's actually conveying so a more dynamic version would have helped with the pacing. The explanation screens are pretty excessive. i get that this concept is a little more complex and they are trying to avoid staff just rambling the setup, but this is definitely a crutch in these kind of eps. The art dep does a good job with what they need to do, but overall I'm not a fan. The one before the meeting is even more superfluous. I think we'd all rather have had more footage in the time consumed by that 'summary'. We just watched the scenes that it summarizes and we're about to listen to the members share it all with each other. The one after the meeting is quotes of what we just heard the members say...
Endearment: Call me crazy but I think these episodes have some of the best glimpses into authentic personality traits for the guys. They're honestly so bad at these types of elaborate setups that they have to spend the whole time focusing on that and less on being entertaining. so it feels a little more genuine.
Winner/Loser: see final part
Best Cheater: Jin, for that fake hint
Member Moments:
RM: Mechanic RM, doing such a good job trying to unravel the hints and figure out a meta of who is on his team.
JN: Bank President Jin, first instinct: make up a clue to point to Yoongi.
YG: Flower Shop Owner.... wait you can hear the intro to give it to me during his introduction?? i never noticed that before. Yoongi is so great in these kind of episodes, i don't know how to describe it, he's just the most chill version of dedication to the role playing and strategy
JH: Supermarket owner! I'm loving the irony of his description, "a social person with all the villager's info'... uh, with happens later with Jimin, Hobi clearly did not keep up with that trait! lol Hobi actually is pretty good at the searching aspect of these games, but you can tell he thrives in a team mentality. he knows how to point out what may be important and then brings it to someone else to get it to the finish line.
JM: Delivery man... i adore Jimin but you can tell that he struggled with the act. they clearly cut away from him every time something points to him being guilty. y'all i wasn't expecting to have any feels during this episode. the Jm/jk salute in the police station... i just wanted to watch a silly run ep, not be reminded of the ms.
V: Patisserie V! We didn't get much V coverage this episode, but we find out more about what he was up to in the next one.
JK: The least observant Police Officer in history. He literally picks up the hint and doesn't see it. Now it's obvious the guys were not given any direction regarding what they should be looking for, but the edit kindly points it out to the audience. bless poor JK's heart
Bonus Content: Much shorter than expected for this episode, and it's mostly the same scenes we had. does anyone know when the bonus content was released? it makes sense if it was before the final part, and they were trying to keep the reveal secret.
CQ Rank: 5
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(CQ Eval Date: 04 FEB 2024)
Check out this post for my Masterlist of all episodes and descriptions of how I'm evaluating these.
Previous Episode: 046
Next Episode: 048
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shurisu · 3 years ago
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So i tried those incorrect quote generators the other day with mylene and keith and i’m crying because my first tries were so in character like :
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i can see these happening as a casual conversation  between them esp during their vexos days  (Ik some of them would happen only if bakugan was rated r show but they still have the exact  vibe)
This one also seems in character for mylene (she’s a tsundere idc idc) :
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These here , the  subplot of ep 48-49 ⬇   :
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My  favourite “if only ” quote :
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There were also some wholesome shippy stuff as well but since they also fit them they are going right under my  if mylene survived au
Like this one happened right after Keith actually saved her because she didn’t slip away from his hands at the very last second -because oh boy if it were happened that would be very annoying and a very cheap excuse to write her off :’( -
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I also imagine if they would ever become together they would show more off their silly goofy sides and mess with eo  (especially keith bc mira already confirmed it ) :
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husband material tbh:
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this happens after  they had a small bickering and mylene is first one to try making up :
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while i imagine keith could try sth like this :
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you could also add up to 6 people so i tried few with others too
This one here because how mylene is supoosed to know about a game only known among humans?
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and lastly this one because even though charcters were randomly placed it fits well :
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ladyc0312 · 4 years ago
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A Jikook Guide to RunBTS: 91-101
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Sometimes, I think about some of the moments I list here and start to worry that I'm reading too much into things. And I'll be the first to admit that a bunch of them are ambiguous enough that reasonable people can differ in their interpretation. 
The thing about jikook, though, is that there are so many of these eyebrow-raising types of moments that you could throw out half of them and still have enough left over to think "there's something up with those two." Especially in the following episodes...
Ep 91 "Mini Golden Bell Part 1" (Ep: 3 / KM: 1)
The ones where they make the best of sitting on the floor of an empty room and Jin and JK just barely manage to avoid murdering Tae over his less-than-excellent MC skills
03:35 - Everyone is confident that the "oh!" sound that's played is either JK or JM, but aren’t sure which is which. 
8:14 - When JM gets the right answer, JK is the only one to clap.
16:38 - JK is once again the only one to clap when JM gets an answer right.
Ep 92 "Mini Golden Bell Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 2)
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15:00 - As he goes to measure JK's arm, JM informs everyone that JK's arms have gotten longer since he's been boxing.
15:54 - When JM keeps moving around while JK is trying to measure his arm, JK tells Suga to hold JM still. 
16:31 - When JM's arm somehow seems to get slightly shorter from his stretching, JK gets excited and calls him "Jimin" (no hyung) a few times and then "Jimin-ssi."
20:03, 20:18 - When JK is singing his karaoke love song, the other guys are all over-emoting or swaying and listening, but JM just stares straight at him (and even looks genuinely emotional?) and the camera just stops showing him at a certain point. See picture above. 
20:46 - When JK starts to criticize Suga's cham cham cham performance, Jimin tells JK to just sit down. And he does.  
BEHIND 5:48 - After RM tries to comfort JM about his short arms by saying his legs are long, JK repeats "yes, your legs are long" and then sings a lyrics with JM's name inserted ("moon, moon, what kind of moon jiminie")
Ep 93 "BTS Marble Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)
The ones where I still don’t understand this game but enjoy the episodes involving it anyway
0:42: Not jikook-related, but I can't not point out the adorable moment where RM makes a pun about how Marble sounds like the way Koreans pronounce Marvel and JK says "I love you 3000" to himself. 
10:22 - JM and JK are sitting pretty close all episode, but it's particularly apparent here, where JM's arm is resting on JK's thigh as they read a question together.
10:40 - Reading the question is long done, but JM's arm remains. 
12:21 - JM pats JK's shoulder in comfort after he messes up a question.
16:14 - After the heart-making game is over, JM and JK make hearts towards each other once more.
20:21 - JK taps JM's leg while sweetly reminding him that the pedometer game is difficult. Then they lean in to strategize together. 
21:07 - JM pats JK's back when he ends up winning the pedometer game, then again when it seems like JK was tired out by it. BEHIND 1:15 - JK is sitting next to JHope in this shot. The next time we see them, JM is there instead and stays there the rest of the game.
2:10 - JK pats JM's hand after JM says that the winning team should share with the losing one so no one's feelings are hurt.
2:48 - JM appears to be sitting half in JK's lap as he explains his answer.
4:41 - JM leans into JK as he laughs. 
5:51 - Another angle of the 16:14 moment.
6:25 - JM is half in JK's lap again as they watch the other team eat snacks. When JK says it looks good, JM gets a piece for him and rather intensely watches him eat it.
8:40 - JM and JK continue working on a puzzle after the game is over. When JM solves it, he shakes his whole body and makes cute frustrated noises. JK looks like he finds it adorable (how could you not?). Jimin does it again closer to JK's face and JK looks away shyly. 
Ep 94 "BTS Marble Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)
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4:20 - JM & JK trace a line with their fingers together in sync and the on-screen text informs us "two hands are moving like one hand."
7:24 - After JM and JK mess up in a game, the reach towards each other and hold each other's shoulders while collapsing in giggles onto the game board. The caption dubs them "dumb and dumber."  
16:28 - JM has his arm around JK's shoulders (while continuing from last ep to be half on his lap).
23:13 - When they're going back and forth about who should do the challenge, JM puts his hand on JK's thigh (the far one, for some reason) to tell him that he (JM) might get a leg cramp if he does it. JK does the challenge. 
24:12 - After JK loses the leg-shaking game by only one point, JM comforts him by massaging his thigh, shin, and calf.
BEHIND  0:29 - JK yells out "Jimin-ssi!!!" after JM gets an answer wrong.
1:54 - Another angle of the 7:24 collapsing together on the board moment.
4:03 - More of JM with his arm around JK.
7:48 - JM and JK stay behind to geek out together over some sort of kitchen appliance.
Ep 95 "Let's Play with BTS Part 1" (Ep: 3 / KM: 2)
The ones where BTS play childhood games 
9:17 - JK whispers to JM to ask for clarification on the rules.
11:18 - JK falls backwards laughing and, immediately after, JM does exactly the same thing.
15:23 - JK comments on how small Jimin's hands are.
31:33 - JM shushes JK when he tries to give advice on the game.
34:32 - JK puts his hand on JM's shoulder and asks for a snack.
BEHIND
7:40 - JM and JK giggle together over something.
7:56 - JK wants to show JM a jacks technique.
8:18 - JM and JK giggle together again and JM puts his hand on JK's arm as they do so.
10:24 - When JK adjusts the cameras, JM says JK is the director, then congratulates him and offers him candy when he's done.
Ep 96 "Let's Play with BTS Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)
The one where we get the origin of “Rock Bison” - and it’s rather jikook-y!
3:18 - JM sees that JK is sad because he didn't get the top he wanted, so JM gives JK his top and takes the Rock Bison one that no one else wanted. 
11:32 - JK giggles at JM repeatedly throwing his top in the background.
22:52 - JM and JK do a weird backwards handshake before competing against each other in the eraser game.
23:56 - JK claps for JM after JM beats him in the game.
31:11 - JK consults JM on which lane to choose for his model car.
33:46 - When JM reaches out to take a box that might be heavy, JK watches and stands up as if ready to assist. BEHIND 6:51 - JM stands with his hand on JK's shoulder as they watch RM compete.
6:57 - JM holds JK's arms from behind and acts as resistance for him as he does arm-lifting exercises. 
10:19 - An off-camera JM tries to help JK figure out what's why the model car he built is so slow.
Ep 97 "Pajama Party Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 4)
The ones where the guys wear cute pajamas and yes the Behind picture in the second part is real!
5:49 - We see that JM and JK have been drawing on their socks together. More on this in the Behind...
11:14 - JK is lying in JM's lap and they're playing around with their feet. This one is also expanded in the Behind!
22:13 - JK pokes a rod he is playing with in between Jimin's asscheeks. I... have been searching for a less suggestive way to describe this accurately and I keep coming up empty. Blame JK, not me!
22:38 - Another entry in our ongoing "it's JM's fault if JK thinks everything he does is hilarious" series, JM collapses laughing when JK skips back to the group carrying a Cooky doll attached to the rod like he hunted it. (In JM's defense, JK does look incredibly adorable doing it.)
23:54 - JK reaches over and touches Jimin's hand and the camera immediately cuts to something else.  
Note: For fans of JK's satoori, it comes out multiple times in this episode when he gets frustrated with various members after they get a question wrong.
BEHIND 2:41 - JM calls for Taehyung to come sit next to him. JK does instead. 
3:04 - JM rests his foot on JK's thigh as they both draw on their socks.
4:07 - After JM finishes showing off the drawings on his socks, he points the camera to JK in full focus mode finishing his drawings and JM smiles like it's the most adorable thing ever. 
5:26 - I'm sure you've all seen this clip already somewhere, but I'll describe it anyway! After JK tucks his feet under Suga's robe, JM pulls him back so he's laying in JM's lap. JM then puts his arms around JK as he grabs his decorated socked feet to show him while making silly noises. JK then picks up his foot to show his drawn-on sock and makes a different silly noise, causing JM to giggle. The shot gets cut off mid-giggle for whatever reason...
5:53 - JM rests his foot on JM's back while he adds to his sock art. 
7:52 - When JK stretches his arm out to indicate some of the members, he maybe puts his hand on JM's back for a moment.
Ep 98 "Pajama Party Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 1)
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You'd think this would be a super jikook-y episode given those pictures, but strangely enough, there are no moments of note in the episode itself. Since you can see the pics without watching the ep, I didn’t include them in the KM score.
BEHIND 1:20 - JM complains to JK that he hasn't gotten any answers right so far.  Some people have matched this to a round of the game in the episode itself where JK doesn't seem to be guessing as enthusiastically as he did before, perhaps in an attempt to make JM feel less bad. I mention it here because it's a theory I've seen a lot, but YMMV.
7:50 - JK shows JM that he has attached J and M balloons to his shirt while saying "JM" and "Jimin," making JM giggle. 
Ep 99 "Florists" (Ep: 5 / KM: 3)
The one where we learn that Jin probably doesn't have a future as a florist
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4:33 - When JM starts to get embarrassed because everyone is laughing about his birth flower name sounding like a dirty word in Korean, JK rubs JM's neck and then continues rubbing circles on his back for a while after, seemingly to comfort him. 
19:05 - When Jimin looks confused after RM says he comes out of a glass bowl in Serendipity, JK lightly slaps him on the chest for forgetting. It's almost like it has some sort of personal meaning to him...
28:05 - After JK presents the bouquet he made (which he says represents all different kinds of love), JM says "I think I'll love it when I get it as a present."  Translation note: As we've discussed before, Korean can be hard to translate because often pronouns are omitted. A more literal translation is "present if received will be loved." Most translations that I've seen interpret it as Jimin talking about himself as the recipient, but it's not totally clear. Mentioning this because I know I was wondering why this moment isn't talked about more, since it seems fairly suggestive that JM would assume JK was going to give him a bouquet of flowers he made.
28:38 - When JM explains what "Serendipity" means, he's looking at JK (I think - I'll be totally honest and say the angle is weird and it could be RM).
31:02 - After the florist picks J-Hope's bouquet over JK's as his favorite, JM comments that Jungkook's "looks like a real bouquet for a wedding."
Ep 100 "100th Episode Special Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 3)
The ones where the show does enhanced editions of games previously played on the series and you will walk away with zero doubt as to whom the episodes are sponsored by
21:36 - When it looks like Suga hit Jimin with the badminton birdie, but he actually made a bad serve, JK approaches with his frying pan racket held out and an angry look on his face and starts to scold Suga.  I’ve seen this written up as a jikook moment with JK being over-protective of JM. I’m going to be totally honest with you and say that I didn’t see it that way - JK had been getting increasingly annoyed at the other team re-doing serves and my read was that the moment was more about that. Let me know if you see it differently.  Regardless, the more significant moments are the ones in the Behind...
BEHIND 4:13 - When JM is hit near the eye with the badminton birdie, JK goes over to him and checks on whether his eye was hit. JM reaches out towards him as he gets up. It's interesting to me that the others stand back and let JK be the one to check in on JM, even though Tae and Jin were both closer when it happened. 
5:03 - Not a jikook moment, but JK is doing an adorable cheerleading routine in the background here and I can't not mention it...
8:39 - When JM sees that Jin and JK aren't messing around and JK was actually hit in the nose with the volleyball, he gets serious and walks over, asking him multiple times if it hurts a lot. He ruffles JK's hair before kneeling down next to him to check in.
Ep 101 "100th Episode Special Part 2" (Ep: 4 / KM: 1)
17:40 - JM tells everyone JK is good at this type of game.
BEHIND
1:06 - JK instructs Jimin (in half-informal language) how to work the box.
5:50 - JK calls out to Jimin that his photo makes him look like he's in a cartoon (and there's a slight pause when he calls him in between "Jimin" and "hyung").
7:09 - Jimin asserts that JK does look sexy in the "sexy pose" photo. He is imho correct.
9:15 - When JM is playing around after the game is over, he calls for Jungkook to cover him
100th Episode Special: Survival Directors Cut (Ep: 2 KM: 0)
5:32 - JM covers JK with his laser gun, allowing JK to escape.  Not particularly shippy since they're on the same team, but including it for anyone who wants a visual aid for some sort of military AU...
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korpikorppi · 4 years ago
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Miscellaneous posts 2021 masterpost, part 1
Links to stuff I made in January - April 2021 (excluding the Untamed costume posts and the Untamed collages and most posts at @1000wangjis) to try to keep things in order somehow 🤔. Latest one on top.
The Vermillion Ribbon (fanedit for the fanfic)
The best Dramatic Battle Hair (a bit of crack from the Nevernight Battle with the Fabulous Formidable Four)
Songs end with Chenqing (single screencap edit of WWX playing Chenqing)
LWJ edit #53 (ep6, reblog from 1000wangjis)
Understanding of sorrow and loss (WWX, SL and LWJ saying goodbye in Yi City)
WWX in a red ink circle (a portrait of a kind from ep9)
LWJ edit #49 (ep9, reblog from 1000wangjis)
Some WWX expressions from ep13.
Fog (Wangxian in the mist, ep9)
You like Mian Mian? (Lan "heteropanic" Wangji, a silly little crack edit)
You, me and 15 minutes? (the thirsty LWJ from ep26, reblog from 1000wangjis)
Wangxian flowers (red spider lily and gentians)
The Ghost General (WN in black and white, birthday post)
Zewu Jun's got a plan (Wangxian crack, but that's the way it actually happened)
Lan Wangji was here (a single screenshot edit, reblog from 1000wangjis)
The Cold Spring (Wangxian in ep6 and ep33)
A certain necromancer in black & white, additional screenshots (WWX)
Different Paths (WWX / LWJ parallel / juxtaposition from ep21)
The Lightbearer (a single edited screencap of LWJ)
The Sunshot beauties heroes (LWJ, WWX, LXC and JC in the Nightless City battle)
The way they look at each other part 2 (more Wangxian eye games)
A soft Jiang Yanli in ep7
Lan Wangji portrait in black and white (ep41)
Guts (JL stopping the Twin Jades and WWX in ep41)
The Quartet (WWX, LWJ, JC and JZX; a fan edit for the two-part fanfic series "Quartet")
The way they look at each other part 1 (Wangxian eye games)
The waterfall scene in ep50
What I've done (MY and NHS farewell in Qinghe, ep11)
Butterflies (LWJ giving WZL a Look in ep11)
The Grandmaster (WWX playing Chenqing in the Guanyin Temple)
The prides of Yunmeng 7 (WWX 🤨 JC 😠)
Yiling Laozu (single screencap edit)
Inquiry (WWX and LWJ in Nie tombs in ep 34)
Azure Blue Lan Zhan
Yiling Laozu+Chenqing=❤ (a silly little single screenshot edit)
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian (oval portraits from ep34)
Light (XY and XXC)
Little Xian Xian (WWX being a baby, the Jiangs being mush, ep14)
The spiritual tools (Liebing, Wangji, Chenqing and Zidian)
Lan Xichen (a portrait)
Jiang Wanyin (a portrait in black and white)
Angry Lan Xichen x 4
Like sand through your fingers (WWX and LWJ Burial Mounds memories)
One small step (from Yi City to Eternity) (XXC)
The Yi City arc (XXC, SL, AQ and XY)
Lan 🦢ji
The ep25 archery-scene Wangxian, no archery
The prides of Yunmeng 6 (WWX and JC in Yueyang)
What the fuck, Wei Ying? (WWX playing flute badly in ep33)
The Twin Jades (LXC and LWJ from the manhua, with a quote from the novel)
Battered, bloody and beautiful (WWX, with injuries)
The prides of Yunmeng 5 (WWX in trouble, JC smiling)
The one and only YLLZ (WWX all hot and unstable in the Nightless City)
The same flair (WWX and JL archery parallel, JC)
Wei Wuxian screencap doodles (3 edits of one shot)
Wet (LWJ in the rain at Qiongqi Dao)
The Qiongqi Dao, part 2 (LWJ confronts WWX)
The Qiongqi Dao, part 1 (WWX and WQ find WN)
The Untamed (ghost story aesthetic)
The prides of Yunmeng 4 (WWX and JC habits)
The last look (the last images of LXC in NMJ's mind)
Looking up (3 Zun looking at each other, parallels)
His life and his death (NMJ and Baxia, NMJ birthday post)
The prides of Yunmeng 3 (WWX and JC pouting in ep3)
Things that Wei Wuxian and Xue Yang have in common (bound, two screenshots)
The eyes are the mirrors of the soul (WN, a black and white screenshot)
A certain necromancer in black and white (WWX, several b&w screenshots)
The prides of Yunmeng 2 (WWX and JC profiles nose to nose in ep11)
Making any day better (LXC, 3 screenshots from ep5)
Someone drag him over (WWX seeing LWJ brought to the Wen indoctrination)
The prides of Yunmeng 1 (WWX and JC leaving Lotus Pier in ep11)
Is it still there? (WWX hiding from the Xuanwu, ep 13)
Like necromancer, like fierce corpse (WWX and WN, moles)
Lan Wangji with a pearl earring
Worried and beautiful (WWX in ep13, a single slightly edited screenshot)
The path that led them to Yi City (XXC b-day post)
Obvious-oblivious (chicken-lotuspod parallel)
Two times LWJ got to play guqin for WWX (screencaps, with a quote from "Buwang", another b-day post)
Lan Wangji colour by colour (many screencaps, a post for LWJ b-day)
Gusu treasures (LXC and LWJ in ep5, two screenshots)
A little bit of meta on WWX's loss of his golden core and the Yunmeng brothers
The one you seek is gone (JC looking for WWX after the golden core transfer / WWX falling to Burial Mounds)
Talisman (WWX throwing a talisman in ep13)
Family (LSZ during the 2nd siege of Burial Mounds, b-day post)
And you ask me: "What will we be?" (Wangxian battle couple ep45, 2nd siege of Burial Mounds)
One screenshot, two manipulations (LWJ ep13)
Like father, like son (LWJ - LSZ parallel screenhots)
I only need Hanguang Jun to do the killing (WWX ep45, 2nd siege of Burial Mounds)
Wangxian in each other's underwear (Wangxian meta)
Perfect!LWJ rant part 3
Qujinchenqing (WWX character song, Wangxian)
The Twin Jades of Lan (LWJ and LXC in ep5 and ep40)
LWJ fighting (extra screenshots from ep13)
Part 2 May - August
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hu-meow · 5 years ago
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Gentleman Jack 1x01
Alright, so for my fourth (yes fourth) go around for Gentleman Jack, I had decided to count the Miss Ann Walker lip licks. But I always have thoughts as I watch, so I figured I'd throw them down and leave it for the masses. Feel free to comment or what have you on any or all of whatever my silly brain thought up.
1) Miss Ann Walker in THE blue dress. At least, I'm fairly certain it's the same one. And she's outside? Was she in Halifax with Aunt Ann? And omg the tiny smiles when her aunt mentions Anne Lister. Girl is already a goner, and she's only met her once years ago. Adorkable. And this whole carriage ride, no licking of the lips. WTF. But she did do the lip press, and that's the next best thing. (she does it four times during the episode, with one bottom lip bite, at the end)
2) Anne Lister could not have had a better entrance. BDE for days man. And then she just basically tells that fancy douche to shove it cuz he sure as hell didn't step up and drive LOL rich people...
3) Okay, so Eugenie. She's in the background and apart from her pregnancy, she doesn't do much. But her facial expressions (throughout the season) are great. Bit of a whore, but hey, she's French, right? Is that why she knows about Anne's love of the ladies? Not quite so taboo in France? Hm. Elizabeth seemed to be shocked when Eugenie mentioned it, but Elizabeth knew, come one. Mrs Lawton's visits and all.
4) Continuing with people knowing, Marian gives Anne the letter, and asks her if it's Mrs Lawton's handwriting and asks if she knows about Miss Hobart...Marian totally knows all about it. ALL about it. She really was concerned, and it was sweet. I really love their love-hate sister relationship.
5) Okay, there is an ask/post by @/iredreamer where she answers about someone asking about "going to Italy." WELL. When Anne is unpacking and has the flashback with Vere, Anne literally says "she will go to Italy....but not with me." SO "going to Italy" is to mean marriage?? The post said it could mean "full" sex or a relationship. Just found that interesting that I hadn't caught that until now. Also, Vere really did a number on poor Anne, really crushed her little lesbian heart. But Anne deserved better than her anyway so meh.
6) Aunt Anne telling Anne about Miss Walker was subtle and fantastic. She's like saying "I know you're in a bad place, but maybe this poor girl could use a friend...? *wink wink, nudge nudge*" Like Aunt Anne knew Anne needed a distraction. That's some inception shit right there. So clever.
7) Dr. Kenny...such a creeper! And I hadn't realized before but he's married too. UGH. (that's next ep though). Poor Ann, she keeps looking out the window the whole time, and her aunt keeps talking, and then Ann can't even get a word in. She's just so timid and precious. But she does perk up at the mention of 'adventure' and you KNOW she was thinking about Anne.
8) Okay, so I know this show is all about women, our two in particular, but I think it needs to be said that Mr. Washington is very much underrated. He's like, the greatest guy. He only ever asked who he was to report to and Anne said her, first and last, and I swear he was like, in awe of it. Respect. And then he's just like "yeah that's totally cool." First time I watched, I was really hoping he wasn't going to fuck over Anne, and he never did! He's the kind of guy you want for a dad, imo.
9) I really thought Anne would have figured out Eugenie was pregnant on her own, and not a few eps in. But, she does have a lot on her mind, but yeah. Just a little thought.
10) When the Priestely's and Ann call on Anne, and Anne said they were "no oil painting" LOL I think she immediately takes that back when she sees Ann. And then. DAMN. She hit her A game right from the get go. Now, granted, pretty sure Anne was flirty with most women, but she kept looking at her (when Ann was drooling over her first). But it was just really cute how they kept looking at each other. And how Anne kicked out Dr. Kenny. Ann was giggling! ALSO this is the first time we see Ann lick her lips. (49:35). In the company of Anne. You're welcome.
11) When Anne goes to Crow Nest, she does this snap of her gloves on her coast and it's amazing. And she's wear a BLUE vest. Not sure if there's significance in it, but I did notice it.
OKAY! Well, this was really long, and I'm probably going to still do it for every episode... Hopefully it was sort of entertaining in some way? If you made it this far, thank you! There's always plenty more to talk about, as I could probably comment on every scene, so I'm sure I missed something. But, hey-ho.
Counts:
*Anne 4th wall breaks: 3
*Ann lip licks: 1
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yoshimickster · 6 years ago
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WELCOME TO THE ANGST ZONE-RWBY Volume 6x02 “Uncovered” Micksterecap(Rwby volume 6 spoilers)
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HEY EVERBAH-happy Saturday-WELCOME BACK TO MICKSTERECAP! I’m sure this episode will start out with  something completely norma-
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HOLY SHIT-Cinder’s corpse!  OOOOOOOOOOOOR  IS  IT?!
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1:49 HUZZAH-she’s alive-OR IS SHE?!  I ask because I’m  live-blogging here, FRESH reactions today!
But seriously, TURNS OUT-this isn’t a dream sequence and she IS still alive...for NOOOOOOW! Cinder than punches her way out of the cave using what LITTLE strength she had left after her Avatar battle with Raven “Mother of the Year” Branwen, and upon escaping-SHE MEETS-
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2:57 SOME RANDOM LADY WITH  FOOD! Man THAT was convenient eh Cinder? Will she beg for food, or just murder her and take the basket-LET’S FIND  OU-
3:11  We need to take the relic to Atlas?
GAH-I forgot this show had multiple plotlines-CURSE YOU SHOW I LOVE!
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AW  NEAT-a  pointless flashback, taking place in that house that they...rented? Or did Qrow or the school own it? They never explained WHOSE house that was and it will always always ALWAYS bug me despite it never mattering in terms of plot.
BUT-said flashback ALSO features Weiss’ initial response  to going  back to Atlas!
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3:20
“You’ve GOT to be joking”.
I feel for  ya Weiss, escape your shit  dad in Atlas, pay a plane to leave, get attacked by  bees, get kidnapped by one of your possible love-interest’s moms, go to a school, fight bad guys, get IMPALED, get healed by ANOTHER of your possible love-interest( I said POSSIBLE, don’t hate me) ONLY to learn your going  back to the place you escaped! MAN-how she don’t have whiplash from that I don’t know HOW she wouldn’t!
They also  bring up a nice secondary reason for bringing the  relic to Atlas that I admittedly didn’t think  of-
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3:33
Qrow: Without the Spring  Maiden here to  seal the relic back in its vault,  its our best option.
Yang:  And I just want to say its NO-ONE’S FAULT for not having Raven  seal the  vault back up after verbally decimating her for years of neglect.
Ruby: Yang its cool, you needed a cry.
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3:50 We ALSO LEARN why their going to Argus in the first place, its the last Atlas  military installation that still has soldiers...and considering Adam  MOST PROBABLY hijacked the train to Argus they  BEST get  to steppin’ after this flashback is  done!
Through that they figure through  either asking nicely, or telling them they found  one of three of Jacques Schnee’s abuse victims that they could get to Atlas. After they set up the low-down, Jaune asks Oz-
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4:38
Jaune: Speaking of, what does it(the  relic) do, exactly?
Oz: HAHA-definitely doesn’t attract monsters-DEFINITELY not!
But seriously, turns out it can answer ANY three questions(GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIE) once every 100 years about the present or past. NORA of course geeks out about it-
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5:29 
Nora: CAN WE ASK FOR MORE QUESTIONS?! CAN WE ASK WHY ME AND REN HAVEN’T KISSED ON SCREEN YET?!
Ruby: Yeah what’s up with that, y’all are CLEARLY a couple!
Ren: I’m as confused as you are.
SADLY THOUGH-the magical knowledge genie can’t answer ANY of our deepest ship questions as  it turns out they were all used up before it was sealed-OR WERE THEY?! Seriously I’m legit wondering, for all we know Oz is lying.
5:40 Ruby: Well, we’ll be sure to keep it safe.
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Yang: GIMME THAT STUPID LAMP-I’ma SMASH IT! 
Ruby: Isn’t that more Nora’s thing?
Yang: I DON’T CARE I’M JUST PISSED AT OUR STUPID PRINCIPAL IN A FARMBOY’S BODY!
But seriously everyone is LOGICALLY pissed off about the current  run of events, half their party is gone, Yang’s gonna push her motorcycle she should’ve left at home through  snow-
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6:11 -and they  now have ANOTHER mysterious mystic old person who REEKS  of  mysterious mysticism...AAAAAAAAAAND THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOM IS TOMOOOOOOOOOOOORROW! Remember that joke? Practically dissapeared.
LOGICALLY pissed off at Ozpin for LYING about how the ancient relic of ultimate destiny attracted murderous chimera after them, and I’m sure he won’t pull some bull-shit line like-
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6:47
Ozpin: I did not lie  to you.
PFFT-look at Maria’s face here, her bullshit detectory is on POINT! Because not  informing them of the dangerous GRIMM MAGNET wasn’t a half-truth. Can we get a wizard who DOESN’T give the main heroes the run-around with their bullshit for a change, CAN WE PLEASE?!
Oz than  explains that the reason he  held  the truth  is because  he wanted to save them from anxiety and negativity, AS WELL as that being the reason for why he had it so Lionheart wasn’t revealed to be a traitor after his death, in what KINDA sounds like  a villain speech, even going  as  far  as saying “The people of Remnant  deserve more than the truth”, (because THAT line is never condescending) as WELL as saying he’s been betrayed so many times he’s straight up used to it.
Oz than  puts it all to a head when he asks where the relic is and TURNS OUT-
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8:32 RUBY HAS IT! Way to stay on task girl, especially in quite possibly the most STRESSFUL year of your LIFE! Remember the silly school dance? I miss that.
Ruby than LOGICALLY calls him out for saying he had so much faith in humanity in these years when the opposite is true. Its also a good thing that he didn’t lie about the relic not being able to ask questi-
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9:10
Oscar:HURRY...he’s trying...to stop you...he’s afraid you’ll find out...what  he’s hiding!
...well that’s ominous but as long as it turns out the relic still can’t work I say its o-
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9:31 
Oscar: Her name...is Djinn...say her name to summon her.
...well that’s good to know but AS OZPIN SAID-the relic TOTALLY doesn’t work so saying it won’t do ANYTHI-
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Ruby:...Djinn?
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9:45 ...OKAY-time just happened to freeze, I’M SURE NOTHING ELSE OZPIN MURDERINGLY MAGICAL HAPPE-
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10:33 Djinn: Wonderful!
...OKAY-so there was a genie in it that every single person on planet Earth saw coming, but SURELY it still can’t answer 3 questi-
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10:40 Tell me, what knowledge do you seek?
SON OF A BITCH OZPIN-not ONLY did you lie about the lamp housing a genie whose PRIME waifu material, but ALSO lied about the questions being used up! Because just saying “Don’t use the relic to ask questions” would be SO hard you dis-trustworthy ass old man!
Well surely the next thing to happen is Team RWBYOMQ asking how to best murder Ozpi-
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10:47 ...or cut to a random dirty ass alley, because the writers like to TORTURE us!
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10:55 DAMN-Cinder, you even stole the bitch’s CLOTHES! What are you, the Terminator?!
Cinder walks through the rainy ass street of scum and villainy-UNTIL SHE SEES-
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11:37 RANDOM SPIDER-MAN GRAFFITI! Didn’t know Remnant had such a Marvel fan-base, NEAT!
But seriously, it turns out to be the INSIGNIA OF-
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PURPLE CLAD GANGSTERS! I gotta  assume they are like, REALLY good criminals becasue DEAR GOD do her two guards look silly, LOOK AT THEIR SCARFS!
Cinder than bribes her  for information-
Cinder: You’re little Miss Malachite?
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Malachite: Is that a fat joke or color joke? Because I’ve TRIED changing my name to Violet, but UGH the system.
She then tells Spiderlady that she’s looking for team RWBYJNR by SHOWING HER-
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12:35 SEASON THREE SCREEN SHOTS! ALSO-yes those are all from the Vytal festival, for some reason I thought the JNPR pics were from the placement exam. And now we wait for the Pyrrha fans to be mad she was cropped out!
AFTER Little Miss Malachite(Her name should STILL be Violet dammit, or maybe Amethyst) gives a spooky spider speech, she tells Cinder she’ll find the team in a few days-BUT IT TURNS OUT-
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13:34 
Chaps: Little Miss, we all ready know where they are.
Little Miss:  Oh really, we do? Why don’t you say it louder SO THE MYSTERIOUS MURDER LADY WE DON’T KNOW CAN HEAR YOU?!
Cinder: What was that?
Little Miss: Nothin’ sweetie, just makin’ creepy spider metaphors!
A THEN CUT BACK TO-
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13:55 MARIA-adjusting her broken ass cyborg eyes to double-check if she’s not looking at a floating Navii from Avatar.
And WOULDN’T YA KNOW IT-turns out Djinn can still answer TWO more questions this era! ALSO-
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14:25 
Djinn: A-heh, its a pleasure to see you again old man.
AND-she’s met Oz before, PROBABLY since he asked the first question.
Ozpin pleads Ruby not to ask Djinn a question, which prompts Qrow  to ask-
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Qrow: Hey-
Weiss: WANNA DIE OLD MAN?!
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Qrow: GAH-I was just gonna tell Ruby to do what she felt was right!
Yang: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse us if we can’t trust OLD PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!
Ruby than asks Djinn what is Ozpin hiding from them WHICH CAUSES OZPIN-
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14:56 ...to...attempt to  tag her...slap her...push her-WHAT WERE YOU ATTEMPTING TO DO TO MY DAUGHTER YOU WEIRD OLD MAN?!
BUT-before Ozpin  can  commit attempted assault and/or attempted game of tag-TEAM RWBYQOM-
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A FREAKY ASS VOID-that turns INTO-
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“Once upon a time, there stood a lonely tower”-
ALSO-
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Blake turns into Qrow because...genies? BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT-
“-that sheltered a lonely girl...named-
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“-Salem”.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT-Salem used to look NORMAL ONCE! BACKSTORY MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
AND THAT’S SEASON SIX EP TWO-following the classic RWBY formula of exposition episode after action episode and I gotta say we learned...A LOT! FOR ONE-Ozpin pulls a full Rose Quartz in revealing he’s not the ethical leader we all thought he was, AS WELL as showing he has a secret connection TO Salem, implying...A BILLION possible things  that I won’t put here because this is a recap blog and not a theory blog perse. HOO BOY-what a cliffhanger, NEXT WEEK-backstory time baby! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK on MICKSTERECAP!
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aaronafgash · 6 years ago
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Best Songs Under One Minute: A Top 10 List
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A majority of songs released throughout history have followed similar structural patterns: most, in some order, utilize a verse, chorus, bridge, hook, and refrain. To fit all of these sections, songs tend to be around three to six minutes in length, depending on factors such as tempo and repetitions of individual structures. Things start to get interesting, though, when artists start to shrink down songs under the traditional three minute mark. Which sections will be cut out? Will there only be a single verse or hook? How will an artist tell a story or capture an emotion in such a limited amount of time? I became fascinated with these sorts of questions, and it led me to paying more and more attention to the best “short” songs. Here is my top 10 list of songs under one minute.
10. Sometimes (Mix #9) - Erykah Badu (0:44)
R&B music was being redefined in the late ‘90s, with songwriters like D’Angelo and Maxwell leading the pack of new-age soul artists. These artists paid homage to greats who came before them in the genre, but added more current hip-hop elements to spice up their songs; “Sometimes (Mix #9)” perfectly exemplifies that sentiment. The song begins with a light bongo drum pattern and distant background vocals, but soon, the mood changes: a harder hitting drum pattern overtakes the previously heard bongos, and in comes Erykah with a smooth, laid back verse. Badu rides the beat like an MC, with lyrics like “I’ve got the paper stacked, and a pimped out track,” but she does so while singing in her unique tone. It’s hard not to believe that artists like Lauryn Hill and Missy Elliott were influenced by previous Badu songs like this one.
9. Demons - Sampha (0:54)
Before the Drake and Kanye features, before “(No One Knows Me) Like The Piano,” before touring with the xx, Sampha was a lesser-known songwriter from South London. “Demons”, the first track off of his 2013 EP Dual, gave us a taste of what was to come with the artist we know now. The track begins with Sampha leaving a voicemail, quietly stating “I rang you earlier but you didn’t pick up.” Immediately, the track begins, driven by a repetitive, dragging bass drum, and distinctive piano chords. Sampha chimes in, singing “I guess I don’t believe you / And I think you don’t believe, too / So take all these demons and go.” It’s a short ballad that introduces us to Sampha; he may now be a world-renowned artist, but he’s still battling his demons just like the rest of us.
8. Her Majesty - The Beatles (0:23)
Written in jest about Queen Elizabeth II, “Her Majesty” is the Beatles shortest song in their spanning discography, yet in 23 seconds, it captures everything that makes the group so undeniably excellent. The subject matter is, of course, silly; Paul McCartney is singing about loving the Queen as if she’s a normal, everyday woman that he’s trying to court at a bar. But when he sings “I wanna tell her that I love her a lot / But I gotta get a bellyful of wine,” he’s still
able to make what is clearly a joke a relatable topic of conversation -- only the Beatles could make a song like this one
7. Track 14 (Chix) - Jai Paul (0:51)
Jai Paul is a mysterious artist. Since 2011, he has only (officially) released two songs. The lack of material left fans yearning for more music, but in 2013, an unidentified Bandcamp user uploaded what looked like Jai Paul’s 16-track debut album to the site. A day later, Paul tweeted out that what was uploaded was a collection of demos that had been previously stolen from one of his laptops. Regardless of how or why the music got out, it undeniably exists, and it is an outstanding piece of work. On “Track 14”, which fans nicknamed “Chix”, Jai Paul shows off his eclectic sonic pallette; in just 51 seconds, we hear a beautiful stringed orchestra, glittering electronic synthesizers, and poetic lyrics of frustration and devotion: he sings “I don’t know what you mean / I’m always on the scene / Your time and your company / Let me get you home with me.” If Paul’s unreleased demos are of this quality, I can’t imagine what an official studio album would sound like. But even if that project doesn’t see the light of day, at least we have this.
6. Fertilizer - Frank Ocean (0:39)
Acting as an interlude on the critically acclaimed Channel Orange, “Fertilizer” sonically comes off as a fun little pop track, but in one poetic lyric, we quickly discover that Frank is not singing a happy song. When he sings “Fertilizer / I’ll take bullshit if that’s all you’ve got,” he’s attempting to elicit any sort of response from a person who he loves and cares about; even if they aren’t going to tell him what he wants to hear, he’ll take it. In a 2012 Esquire article, Gavin Matthew’s affirms this, stating that “Ocean begs for his love not to treat him like the titular bullshit. But the sorrow in his voice and the painful laugh track tell us he’s not having much luck.” Frank’s unparalleled writing abilities allow for him to pack a surprising amount of meaning into shorter tracks; he may or may not appear later on this list.
5. Parachutes - Coldplay (0:46)
Most people today know Coldplay as one of the biggest bands in the world, with pop hits like “A Sky Full of Stars” and “Something Just Like This”, but at their best, Coldplay gave us well- produced albums of interesting, unique alternative music. Their debut album, Parachutes, balanced bright, upbeat tracks with calmer, acoustic songs to create a near-perfect alternative masterpiece. The project peaks, though, on the title track “Parachutes”: here, Chris Martin, backed by only an acoustic guitar, sings quietly of fidelity and commitment, with lyrics like “ Here I am and I’ll take my time / Here I am and I’ll wait in line, always / Always.” The gentle nature of the song allows listeners to feel like Martin is personally telling them his story, and that quality makes for a captivating track.
4. Intro - Brandy (0:49)
Brandy burst onto the scene in 1994; at 15 years old (!!!), she had just released her self-titled debut Brandy, and soon, the album was receiving critical acclaim. Eventually, Brandy went on to go 4x platinum, allowing Brandy to establish herself as a successful R&B solo artist. While Brandy was an excellent project , the topics of her songs were (understandably) a bit childish considering her age. So when Brandy released her next album, Never Say Never four years later in ‘98, she knew she had to prove that she could be a grown up. Any doubts that critics might have had immediately went out the window when Never Say Never dropped, and “Intro” perfectly set the tone for Brandy’s newfound maturity. The production of the track is tighter and darker, and Brandy sounds like a totally different artist; while she may just be singing “Never say, never say, never say never” repeatedly, her tone is now provocative and seductive. Her experiences with love and life have given her a new outlook on relationships; in an interview around time the album was released, she stated “I’m not the little girl I was when I made my first record.” Brandy grew up, and “Intro” sets the tone perfectly for her transition into adulthood.
3. Commes des Garcons - Frank Ocean (0:53)
On “Commes des Garcons”, a track off of the criminally underrated visual album Endless, Frank Ocean weaves together a complex love story over playful, tropically-infused production. Frank cleverley sings of infidelities (“We was dating on the side / He was seeing double”) and makes witty sexual references related to items you’d find at a local hardware store (“All this drillin’ got this dick feelin’ like a power tool”). To close out the song, he repeats the phrase “Commes des Garcons”, which means “like boys” -- in doing so, Ocean is referencing his coming out letter in which he brings up the first time he fell in love with a man. Just as he did in “Fertilizer”, Frank makes efficient use of his limited time on “Commes des Garcons”, but this time, he’s telling a sophisticated story.
2. Beach is Better - Jay-Z (0:55)
No one expected 44-year-old Jay-Z to include a Mike-Will-Made-It produced trap anthem on his 2013 album Magna Carter Holy Grail, but he did just that with “Beach is Better”. For all the album’s flaws, “Beach is Better” immediately became one of the best Jay-Z songs we’ve heard in the last decade. The beat is slithering and metallic at first, but suddenly, monstrous 808- drums kick in with mesmerizing synth blips that give the production more melody and a plethora of different high-hat patterns to give the beat a sense of chaos. Jay-Z is at his absolute best, rapping about what he loves flaunting the most: his wife, his money, and his dominance in the rap game. Lyrics like “Girl, why you never ready? / For as long as you took you better look like Halle Berry / Or Beyoncé...shit, then we gettin’ married!” exemplify peak Jay-Z boasts. In an interview with MTV, producer Mike-Will was quoted saying “[Jay] was like, ‘Man, let’s do something so effortless,’ and that just stuck with me when he said ‘effortless.’” This idea of effortlessness for both Jay-Z and Mike-Will resulted in a track where they’re both in their comfort zones, and the combination allowed for a perfect rap interlude.
1. Elephant Parade - Jon Brion (0:28)
In composer Jon Brion’s “Elephant Parade” off of the soundtrack to the 2004 film Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, there are no sophisticated lyrics to analyze. There are no complicated allegories or connections to make. There is simply a piano and an acoustic guitar, softly playing together for 28 seconds to construct a short song. But those 28 seconds provide some of the purest, most blissful musical moments you could ever capture. Brion’s ability to create so much out of so little is remarkable; “Elephant Parade” is everything you could ask for in a sub-minute song, and it does so using two of the most basic, universally-known instruments known to man. To this day, it strikes a certain emotional chord with me that I have a hard time putting into words. The ability to leave a listener speechless is nearly an impossible task, but “Elephant Parade” manages to do that to me. For that reason, it’s my favorite song under one minute.
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kyareureuk · 7 years ago
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omg my memory has faded so much already but im finally gonna get this out of my drafts and maybe. make a new post or add to this if i think of anything else. also i’m sure a lot of this is gonna be out of order sorry ;;
HAPPY EVER AFTER FANMEETING 080419!!!!!!!!!!!
they started with 24/7=heaven and followed up with i like it pt 2
during i like it pt 2 when namjoon uses jimin as a telephone jimin shouted “MOSHI MOSHI” so loudly akjgflhjgf
bts was saying that a special guest had come to the fanmeeting that day and they were like “where? look around..... can u spot them....?” and everyone in the crowd was like peering around and then bts was like “the special guest is you, army!! hahahahaha”
hoseok started introducing himself and then pointed the mic at the crowd to finish with “hoooooope!” taehyung did the same he introduced himself as taetae and pointed the mic at us to say it back
jimin had like three rounds of cheers before he even got his introduction out bc he kept halting every time he was about to speak
jin began his introduction w his patented soulful stare and then gave a big flying kiss but jungkook stuck his hand in front of jin’s hand and threw the kiss out to the audience as well so jin turned to him after and was like “what was that? what do you think you’re doing??” jhfgjf
yoongi was sitting between tae and jin and when it was his turn to introduce they like helped him take out his in-ear monitor so the crowd could cheer for him
when the host was speaking during the introduction tae kept playfully hitting his arm in an “oh, stop it” way and then would switch cutely gesturing for him to continue
when they were introducing the memory clouds they started reenacting haikyuu (i heard they did naruto the first day?) mostly with taehyung, jimin, jungkook, jin and they made some references/may have said lines from it but i haven’t watched so i can;t say for sure akjfgh
ironically i’ve forgotten a lot of the memory cloud stuff akdhjfgjkfgh they teased jimin abt if he was gonna get jungkook the mansion he asked for for graduation and also they showed a vlive of namjoon’s where he was using cute filters and he looked like resigned but still a little embarrassed that it was being shown fkjghg
they talked abt whether jimin had grown taller and he claimed he had so they got jimin and yoongi to compare heights, at first jimin stood on his tip toes so on the screen he did look much taller but namjoon pushed him down and made him stand properly. they were p much the same height but honestly jimin was trying so hard whereas yoongi looked like he wasn’t really putting his all into standing 100% straight
at one point when the host asked jungkook was like “i’m more grown up than the oldest so i take care of him often” and namjoon chimed in like “jin’s a child” and jin was like “a CHiLd?????? i just act that way to be on same level as you guys!!”
i forget how they started talking abt it but the host was asking tae abt john legend and tae said that in his mind they had the kind of r/s where they could go out to eat like. burgers or smth I CANT REMEMBER but then he started singing all of me and he stood up to turn to jungkook so they could do a duet and jk harmonized so well... and the others were all like “yahhhhhh!!” afterwards
they divided up into groups based on how far they could jump..... yoongi didn’t even try he did a hop backwards. during jin’s turn jimin jokingly did an imitation of him doing a jump in place and jin seemed to be like w/e and did a small jump forward. jimin did like the longest jump and was SUPER self satisfied
their teams for who would get the costume punishment were hyung vs maknae line and maknae won with the photo of grubby jungkook in hawaii ajhfg i was cheering for hyung line a) i love them b) yoongi shouted the loudest “せーの!” to get us to cheer and i didn’t want to let him down. but their costumes were funny so
they kept joking abt namjoon’s costume because even though there’s a bigger difference w english pronunciation lemon in japanese sounds very close to rapmon in korean. also they called yoongi “suga(r ) candy”
jungkook took a bite out of namjoon’s lemon costume and made a face like he was tasting smth sour and later when he walked jin down the walkway he pretended to take a bite out of him as well
jimin walked hoseok down the walkway near my seat first while singing happy birthday to army and tried to blow out the costume’s candle, then tae and namjoon walked down it like they were models on a runway and at the end tae pretended to chop namjoon up
jimin then walked yoongi down the other side and since his candy cane costume had a green bow he was like “isn’t this like christmas” and started singing last christmas to him, then he told him to hurry up and yoongi started strutting and when they got to the end jimin went around to his other side to take a bite out of the candy cane
hobi kept doing silly dances in his cake costume and they did baepsae he did the dance break wearing it
during good day jin and hoseok started serenading each other and the others kind of gathered around, tae got up in jin’s face and jk was holding onto his shoulder while namjoon slung an arm around hobi and then jimin and yoongi kind of just watched on w amusement lol, then they all turned and gave hearts to the crowd
otsukare song was like a huge party i genuinely thought i would cry if they sung it but it was just way too fun also i dont even remember paying attention to them during it i was just singing as loud as i could. edit: also i was trying so hard to catch a star i was looking up like the whole time!!! i wanted one so badly but none came close enough ;;
there was an interactive rhythm game where the members were assigned an emotion with a gesture/yell to go with it, the teams were jin (love) tae/yoongi (scary) namjoon/hobi (surprise) jimin/jk (fun) and their team’s yell was nochu! at one point they tried to mix it up and say chimchim! instead but jimin was like haha nah .
they each went to a walkway and the 94z team stood on the one nearest to my seat, then the danger and bs&t mvs played on the screens and when the symbols for the emotions passed everyone’s army bombs changed to match the colors and we had to do the gesture/yell. i think hobi got bored and started dancing up on namjoon during bs&t at one point and namjoon was just like I’m Used To It.
there was also an interactive rock paper scissors game! the section of the audience that i was in didn’t win though i lost almost every round lol. the pre-recorded turns for the members looked like they were filmed on the same day as run eps 49-50 because the outfits were the same
mic drop dance break!!!!!!!!!! super cool. not much else to say.
during tae’s line right before the bridge in dna jin hooked an arm over his shoulder so he couldn’t sit and then for the bridge pretended to whisper into tae’s ear while singing his line and tae pretend-whispered his line back. when jimin popped up he gave a little finger heart
their individual filters for go go were so cute... i think jin and yoongi got switched up in line but regardless yoongi was very coy and cute during his time up the crowd really went wild for him
sakaguchi kentaro came!!!!!! the real special guest. the members were talking about signal and mentioned he came and they shone a spotlight on him and he waved, then jimin pulled at his throat a bit to get ready to sing and hobi “helped” by like chopping him in the windpipe ajfhg and then jimin started going down the walkway towards where his seat was basically serenading him with don’t leave me and the others followed up, jimin asked to call him hyung and hoseok like asked for his number in front of a stadium full of ppl akhfghfg get it hobi.......
omg i literally like. i know there are so many things im forgetting but i waited too long to finish writing this ...... bts fried my brain it truly was an otherworldly experience im lucky that i remember any of it at all
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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 21/11/2020 (Billie Eilish)
I’ve got an easy week ahead of me since nothing happened this week. Okay, that’s a lie because there are some big stories here but we only have six new arrivals, meaning that this might be a shorter episode and honestly I’m glad. We’ve had immensely busy weeks since I started this show, full of album bombs from 21 Savage, Ariana Grande and Headie One, bizarre new entries from years ago like “Train Wreck” or “All Girls are the Same”, interesting and intriguing new arrivals ranging from Clairo to Giggs and most importantly, a lot of comical mediocre garbage from D-Block Europe. This week, however, I’ve got half of my usual bargain bin of pop music and whilst some of these songs are notable and worth talking about... well, you’ll see. “positions” by Ariana Grande is spending a fourth week at #1. Welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS.
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Dropouts & Returning Entries
Firstly, let’s run through the drop-outs, most of which are inconsequential considering this is a slow breather week between two massive ones – BTS are coming next, folks, and bringing Megan Thee Stallion with them. I think our most notable losses is how absolutely everything from Kylie Minogue, the Kid LAROI and even dutchavelli is completely gone here, including “Cool with Me” with M1llionz, the actual single from the record. I guess we can say goodbye to the top 10 hit “Breaking Me” by Topic and A75, as well as the drop off of one 2020’s biggest #1 hits, “Rain on Me” by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande – we can wish a perhaps premature farewell to “Jerusalema” by Master KG and Nomcebo Zikode while we’re here. The bigger stories probably lie with our returns, many of which are peaking or returning to their peak like “Sofia” by Clairo at #75, “All Girls are the Same” by the late Juice WRLD at #73 and “Martin & Gina” by Polo G at #71. The Christmas songs have also started flooding in, one of which is a new arrival that we’ll talk about later, but so far we just have the controversial classic “Fairytale of New York” by the Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl returning to #63, “Last Christmas” by WHAM! – the biggest #2 of all time – back at #44 and already, on November 21st, more than a month before the big day, “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey moving up to the top 40 at #30. I don’t see much competition that’ll block this from #1 this year. Also, speaking of all this holiday music, “Holiday” by Little Mix returns at #36 thanks to silly UK chart rules that meant it was traded off with “Happiness” from last week. I’ve already reviewed all of these songs – or close enough to all of them – but one I haven’t reviewed is “Yes Sir, I Can Boogie” by Baccara returning to #57 as it becomes the new Scottish football anthem. You know, that Spanish disco track from 1977. It did hit #1 that year, but this is such a bizarre return I felt the need to talk about it... but, never mind, I think I should take advantage of having less on my plate this week. In terms of fallers and climbers, “Straight Murder (Giggs & David)” by, you guessed it, Giggs and Dave, dropped out of its top 40 debut to just #56 this week, joining the biggest faller, “Dynamite” by BTS, presumably having its streaming cut or just finally running out of the K-pop steam, dropping from #21 to #52. Other songs backing away from the top 40 include “Deluded” by Tion Wayne and MIST at #49, “Confetti” by Little Mix at #42 and “Loading” by Central Cee at #41. What worries me is there’s not much that seems to be replacing it, other than maybe “Plugged in Freestyle” by Fumez the Engineer and A92 at #45 or our biggest climber, “Get Out My Head” by Shane Codd at #30. It should also be noted that strangely, the album at #1 on the Album Charts has no presence in the UK Top 75 – which I review because, really, who cares about those last 25 songs? – probably because of how many physical albums were sold instead of digital sales and streaming. It’s an AC/DC album so it’s expected that the audiences who stream songs and buy CDs from Australian rock legends don’t overlap, even with a big lead single that nearly charted on the US Hot 100. Well, let’s talk about the songs that DID debut finally, starting with... the revenge of the Sith.
NEW ARRIVALS
#65 – “Cut Me Off” – Yxng Bane featuring D-Block Europe
Produced by DZL and Akeel
The music I’ve been listening to has been pretty much all over the place recently, ranging from 1990s drum and bass to McAlmont & Butler to bitcrushed hyperpop to Ned’s Atomic Dustbin to... Young Thug, for some reason. That’s part of the reason I like doing REVIEWING THE CHARTS. It keeps me grounded to what music is actually popular, important and what I should be looking out for. With that said, I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to look out for D-Block Europe, but they keep on popping up on the chart week after week regardless. Well, a collaboration between these two is never unexpected; after all, they have an entire album together, which has sometimes confused me since Yxng Bane has always been a smoother Afrobeats crooner whilst D-Block Europe make stiff, comical trap-adjacent emptiness type beats... whatever that means. The collaboration, I have to say, actually works and I’ll admit, I’m actually pretty fond of this track. It’s got a pretty minimal beat off of mostly dancehall percussion, sparse vocal samples and bass, but it picks up a lot of groove during the chorus and whilst Yxng Bane isn’t exactly the most interesting frontman, he does ride the beat fine and his sing-songy flow is pretty damn catchy. He takes care of the first half of the song, before D-Block Europe even come in, and surprisingly, the first other voice we hear is Dirtbike LB. No, Dirtbike isn’t interesting but he sounds a lot more engaged than usual and he actually sounds mentally sound and happy, so that’s good, even if he rids the song of any of Yxng Bane’s subtlety. His flows are pretty solid, even if they are sometimes copped from NAV on “Lemonade”, oddly. This beat can also handle Young Adz’s fascination with leaving empty space in his verses, as he has some pretty complex melodic and triplet flows over the beat, which never loses its funk even when threatened with how awkward D-Block Europe tend to be, and that final flow Adz uses over the pumping 808s is smooth as all hell and actually has some swagger for once. He doesn’t say anything embarrassing and there’s actually some wordplay going on here, so I really can’t complain about this track as much as I wanted to. Will it stand up to replay? Maybe not, but this is pretty great actually and a massive improvement from all three of these dudes, although this may just be a fluke like “New Dior”. If these guys want to show more fluke brilliance from now on that would be great. Just saying.
#60 – “HOLIDAY” – Lil Nas X
Produced by Take a Daytrip and Tay Keith
I like Lil Nas X. I enjoy his fun social media presence and meme-heavy persona, which may grow old to a lot of folks but I still like seeing him pop up on my timeline. I admire how he is openly gay and not afraid to discuss that in his music especially when he has the impossible platform of “Old Town Road”, one of if not the biggest songs of all time. I’m intrigued by his willingness to blend genres and break down boundaries in styles of music from sound, presentation and even race, even if it loses him some points on actually developing said tracks, mostly ending up as demos – the initiative is there. However, on that last EP, and especially this song, his charisma is the driving force and I don’t think Nas can replicate the magic of even “Panini” without more than his natural, jovial and playful tone. To start off with the positives, I do like the cold, icy beat that fits with the vague, pretty false holiday theme here, and they are some nice little details like that wobbling synth-bass differing from typical distorted trap 808s, the background keys replicating the melody of the second chorus throughout, and even the morphing of the producer tags to form a sentence. Tay Keith took it to ten instead for this beat, I suppose, and it is a good fusion of the two production styles. The problem I have with this song is, unfortunately, Lil Nas X. His delivery is checked-out and bored, and that makes these hard-to-sell lyrics about his career both irrelevant to the ostensibly Christmas-themed song and just not convincing in the slightest.
I can’t even close my eyes and I don’t know why, I guess I don’t like surprises / I can’t even stay away from the game I play, they gon’ know us today, yeah
This is the chorus and he’s saying absolutely nothing here. It’s just rhyming words that would have fit for a demo but are produced with some robotic multi-tracking and engineering to make it sound professional but also dull and manufactured. Sure, the verses and pre-chorus have more depth but this type of self-aware flexing and snarky one-liners only works well when it doesn’t sound like it’s being played completely straight (No pun intended). The song and artist exhumes character and optimism but both the beat and Nas here sound sour, mean-spirited and almost ugly. Most of the throwaway pop culture references are pretty pointless and awkward as well, with some really awful lyrics.
Ayy, and I’m sexy, they want to sex me
I call redundancy, Your Honour. Oh, and what a pre-chorus. “Hee-hee, I’m bad as Michael Jackson”? In 2020? It’s not like I expected anything lyrically superb from Lil Nas X, but less filler and... unfortunate implications would have been fun. Man, I do want to like this song, and I’m excited for that “CALL ME BY YOUR NAME” track he continues to tease, but for now this doesn’t work as a Christmas single at all, unless your idea of the Winter holidays is joyless cynicism. Okay, well, maybe in 2020, that’ll work out for you but any other year, this wouldn’t cut it.
#59 – “A Little Love” – Celeste
Produced by Josh Crocker and Jamie Hartman
This song is an advertisement. So much of an advertisement in fact that the full name of the song is “A Little Love (From the John Lewis & Waitrose Christmas Advert 2020)”. The John Lewis company is a brand of high-end department stores across the British Isles and have become kind of an iconic Christmas tradition in the UK for their heart-warming but often fantasy-adjacent advertisements they release every November or so. It always comes with a song, sometimes original, sometimes a cover, and nearly always a dreary piano ballad. This year they enlisted BRIT Award winner and British soul newcomer Celeste but not even new blood and an original song written for the advert can make this sound anything resembling interesting. A lot of people thought this John Lewis advertisement was disappointing – I don’t have an opinion because I do not care about the quality of adverts. I also do not care about the quality of the song which I’m sure you can tell is very little. This advert becomes increasingly irrelevant as the years go on and not even Celeste’s pretty unique voice can make this anything more than dull and half-baked. I mean, it’s well-mixed, but so is nearly everything that charts. You really can’t say this is anything but a product that serves as promotion for another product. It’s no surprise this didn’t debut high because in 2020 – and really any year – people would and should want more than this. Hopefully this doesn’t coast off of the advert and become a hit because, I don’t know, it kind of sets a bad precedent. Maybe I’m just pretentious. Probably.
#43 – “Flavour” – Loski and Stormzy
Produced by Mike Elizondo and Steel Banglez
Last time we saw Loski, he was going for a threatening and menacing “bad guy” drill track, but now he’s making room for the ladies in that drug trafficking route, rapping over a smooth Afrobeats instrumental courtesy of Steel Banglez, who’s still around actually amongst the waves of rip-offs and producers courting his style for their own, and it’s just a hook-up jam where the guys mostly trade bars about girls. Of course, Stormzy gets the first verse, but with the deadpan delivery of both of these guys but especially Loski, the somewhat shoddy vocal mixing on Stormzy’s voice, I find myself caring so little about absolutely any of this. This beat is kind of distracting in how it mixes Eastern strings with Afrobeats rhythms, early 2010s dance music synths (the main synth pattern sounds as 2014 as possible) and trap skitters. The hook is barely existent, neither of the guys have chemistry or charisma here, not even Stormzy, and the song’s about two Loski verses too long. No, the lyrical content isn’t anything but vaguely cute, surprisingly inoffensive and shockingly lacking in misogyny for once, and I don’t expect it to be. Honestly, Stormzy name-dropping Everybody Loves Raymond is probably the highlight. I’m sure Ray Romano is beaming.
#7 – “Stop Crying Your Heart Out” – BBC Children in Need
Produced by Brian Rawling, Mark Taylor, Anoushka Shankar, Sheku Kanneh-Mason, Grace Chatto and BBC Concert Orchestra
When I did my Spring episode, I was met with a BBC Radio 1 cover of “Times Like These” by the Foo Fighters that was released to support the NHS workers during the COVID-19 pandemic and the first British lockdown. This “Live Lounge Allstars” single went to #1 and naturally, with a second lockdown we have a second single by a second BBC radio station with second-rate “Allstars”, which is probably why it’s just credited as BBC Children in Need this time. Oh, and for some reason, they credited every single BBC Child in Need on the Spotify page this time. Now last time we had you know, the actual Foo Fighters, as well as global superstars like Dua Lipa and Ellie Goulding, as well as Sean Paul, Rita Ora and members of Coldplay, alongside many, many others, all of which were or are relevant to this day. So for this second song, not only did they take an absolutely crap Oasis single from their early-mid-2000s years, way after they had stopped being worth listening to, and stripped it of any of its genuine orchestral backing and intriguing and iconic Liam Gallagher vocal deliveries. I’m not going to go in-depth like last time. It still butchers a classic, but a classic song I hate in the first place, just getting rid of any redeemable elements that Oasis still had in 2002, so I don’t care enough about the source material but really this is weak and boring, with questionable vocal mixing and unimpressive vocal performances from everyone involved. If you’re wondering who everyone involved is, it’s Izzy Bizu, Grace Chatto of Clean Bandit, Melanie C, Jamie Cullum, Ella Eyre, Paloma Faith, Rebecca Ferguson, Jess Glyne, LAUV, Ava Max, James Morrison, Gregory Porter, Nile Rodgers, Jack Savoretti, Anoushka Sankor, Robbie Williams and Yola... as well as some of the more bizarre additions, like Jay Sean riding high off of an uncredited sample of his hit last year, Kylie Minogue clearly only here to promote an album (In fact, that can sadly be said for most of the artists here), Lenny Kravitz and freaking CHER both being somehow completely unrecognisable, Goddamn Bryan Adams and KSI of all people, who doesn’t even get a rap verse like AJ Tracey and Sean Paul on the first cover. He’s just... there, I guess? None of these guys are in sync at all and the song was unremarkable in the first place but I can’t get mad at charity going to a good cause, even if all of these musicians could just cough up some of their own cash. I expect to see this fall dramatically next week.
#2 – “Therefore I Am” – Billie Eilish
Produced by FINNEAS
This, however, I predict will stick around. Billie Eilish bravely drops the lowercase for a brand new song – and maybe perhaps could possibly be a lead single – and it acts as an attack on the critics, particularly a response to all of the nonsense that has been thrown her way for being a confident young woman in the industry who decides she doesn’t want to conform to outrageous beauty standards set by the media. I think a very recent notable one was when she was photographed by paparazzi walking and looking like a completely normal 19-year-old woman (although, perhaps one with particularly vibrant hair dye) and was met with criticism from the news media and a lot of different narratives on social media, ranging from general body-shaming (which she already took a stance towards in March on her tour with a pretty cool short film) to weird professions of beauty when, no, she did not look like she was keeping up appearances and that is completely fine. That image displays a problem with how society holds celebrities and particularly women to a ridiculous fashion standard, even when they’re just walking from place to place, like they can’t look like your normal, ordinary, every-day adult woman, which, you know, they are. I think she really gets to that point when she says this:
Top of the world but your world isn’t real / Your world’s an ideal
Sadly, I think the rest of the song is rather underwritten and feels like a vague diss track towards critics, using arguments that really only apply when talking about cyberbullying and genuine toxic media press (which the UK knows well), and generalising them with all critics, making it seem like a human attack on mass-media corporations, which doesn’t really go down as well as she wants it to. The pre-chorus, chorus and even the second verse and bridge feel pretty underwhelming in terms of content too and whilst her carefree delivery is supposed to make the lines hit harder if anything it just weakens the blow. The minimal production from FINNEAS with a pretty nice 808 bass groove and distorted percussion, as well as a pretty piano flourish, does help to make this sound a bit less tired but honestly just makes Eilish seem out of place if anything, which isn’t true for anything else the two have made together, so I’m personally not a fan and think this is a rare miss for Billie and FINNEAS. I agree with the message, but this could have been executed in a much more impactful and aggressive way that would have made more of a point, in my opinion.
Conclusion
That’s not to say that the song is bad, though and I’ll give “Therefore I Am” by Billie Eilish an Honourable Mention even for just being interesting and more than the most basic, factory-produced equivalent of its genre that could be made, which can be said for most of the rest of the tracks here. Best of the Week does go to Yxng Bane and D-Block Europe of all people for “Cut Me Off”, and I can’t bring myself to dislike a charity single so I suppose Worst of the Week goes to Lil Nas X’s “HOLIDAY”, and the Dishonourable Mention will be brought to you after the messages. In other words, it’s “A Little Love” by Celeste. Here’s this week’s top 10:
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I’ll brace myself for the upcoming week now, and you can follow me on Twitter @cactusinthebank if you want to see me Tweet complete nonsense the majority of the time. I’ll see you next week.
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zollyandzevie · 7 years ago
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Favorite Songs of 2017
These were my favorite songs of 2017, whether they were released in 2017 or not. These were just all of the songs I listened to on repeat at some point in the year.
1. When It’s Over - Sugar Ray
2. Beach Bones (feat. Ryan Ross) - More Amore
If it isn’t obvious, I’m a bit of a panic fan and I was super happy to rediscover this song.
3. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
4. C’Mon - Panic! At The Disco
I apologize in advance for all of the panic songs to come
5. If You Like It Or Not - The Brobecks
6. Lights Down Low - MAX ft. gnash
7. Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
8. 1985 - Bowling For Soup
9. Closing Time - Semisonic
10. I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) - Fall Out Boy
11. Love is Alive - Lea Michele
Check out her new album “Places”. It’s amazing!
12. Nearly Witches [Ever Since We Met...] - Panic! At The Disco
13. Good Morning - Grouplove
14. We Don’t Believe What’s On TV - Twenty One Pilots
15. Take A Vacation! - The Young Veins
16. The Exit [feat. Brendon Urie and Dan Young] - Forgive Durden
I LOVE this album and everyone should check it out! It’s called “Razia’s Shadow: A Musical” and the whole idea behind it is amazing.
17. Time to Dance - Live in Chicago - Panic! At The Disco
18. She’s A Handsome Woman - Panic! At The Disco
19. She Had The World - Panic! At The Disco
20. The Calendar - Panic! At The Disco
21. Ready to Go [Get Me Out Of My Mind] - Panic! At The Disco
22. How Far I’ll Go - From “Moana” - Alessia Cara
23. Heathens - Twenty One Pilots
24. I Don’t Care - Fall Out Boy
25. That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed) - Panic! At The Disco
26. Polarize - Twenty One Pilots
27. Where Did The Party Go - Fall Out Boy
28. Cold Cold Cold - Cage The Elephant
29. The Sound of Silence - Disturbed
30. Whataya Want from Me - Adam Lambert
I’m not 100% where this one came from but I enjoyed the little phase of listening to this on repeat for like two weeks.
31. Good News - Ocean Park Standoff
32. American Candy - The Maine
33. Blackout - Breathe Carolina
34. Wherever You Go - Sublime With Rome
35. Meant to Live - Switchfoot
36. Tonight You’re Perfect - New Politics
37. Come Hang Out - AJR
10/10 recommend their newest album “The Click”. I love it and know almost all of the words to every song on it. Plus, they’re the ultimate car jams. My friends and I listened to this album on so many road trips this summer.
38. Two Fux - Adam Lambert
39. House Of Memories - Panic! At The Disco
Bet you thought you’d seen the last of panic.
40. Impossible Year -  Panic! At The Disco
41. Folkin’ Around - Live in Chicago - Panic! At The Disco
42. Vegas Lights - Panic! At The Disco
43. Trade Mistakes - Panic! At The Disco
44. 20 Dollar Nose Bleed - Fall Out Boy
45. Champion - Fall Out Boy
I’M SO EXCITED FOR M A  N   I    A OKAY
46. The Good Part - AJR
47. Overture - AJR
48. Sweat - The All-American Rejects
49. One More Weekend - Audien ft. MAX
50. Big Shot - Billy Joel
So I got to see Billy Joel live at Madison Square Garden in April with my best friend/basically sister and it was amazing. We had such a good time and he is amazing live!
51. Love in the Middle of a Firefight
Jeebo. That is all.
52. All Of The Drugs - The Brobecks
53. Change - Christina Aguilera
54. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
55. Castle on the Hill - Ed Sheehan
56. It Remembers - Every Time I Die
Brendon Urie and hardcore/metalcore together? Sign me up!
57. Modern Day Cain - I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
58. Say You Won’t Let Go - James Arthur
59. All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
60. Hanging By A Moment - Lifehouse
61. Run - The Maine
62. Feelings - Maroon 5
63. 50 Feet Tall - New Politics
64. Step One - Kinky Boots 
So... I got to see Brendon Urie on broadway in Kinky Boots as Charlie Price and my life is complete. I SAW HIM IN PERSON AT THE STAGE DOOR GUYS. He’s did amazing on broadway and I can’t wait to see if he ever does another show!!
65. The History of Wrong Guys - Kinky Boots
66. Not My Father’s Son - Kinky Boots
67. Soul of a Man - Kinky Boots
68. Raise You Up/Just Be - Kinky Boots
69. Hard Times - Paramore
70. Do You Still Feel? (feat. MAX) - Rain Man
71. Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
72. The Judge - Twenty One Pilots
73. Hometown - Twenty One Pilots
74. Do Your Own Thing - Bring It On: The Musical
Taylor. Louderman. That is all.
75. Something Isn’t Right Here - Bring It On: The Musical
76. What About Us - P!nk
77. Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy
78. (Coffee’s For Closers) - Fall Out Boy
79. Grow Up - Paramore
80. U + Ur Hand - P!nk
81. Don’t You Want Me (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
Okay so fair warning: Glee is my favorite TV Show and Darren Criss is one of my favorite people to exist. There will be more of both..
82. Colors - Halsey
83. Sign of the Times - Harry Styles
84. Lonely No More - Rob Thomas
85. Bohemian Rhapsody - Panic! At The Disco
86. The Kids Aren’t Alright - Fall Out Boy
87. Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet - Fall Out Boy
88. The Last Of The Real Ones - Fall Out Boy
89. Jealousy - Darren Criss
90. Every Single Night - Computer Games
HIGHLY RECOMMEND this EP because it’s so amazing and Darren and his brother did a great job on it! Definitely one of my all time favorite EP’s.
91. Lost Boys Life - Voice Memo - Computer Games
92. I Dreamed A Dream - Darren Criss
93. Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
94. When I Get You Alone (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
95. Silly Love Songs (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
96. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
I’m still bitter this song was cut from the episode.
97. Something’s Coming (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
98. Love Shack (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
99. Cough Syrup (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
100. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
Darren Criss singing Michael Jackson.... I’m down. Always.
101. Beauty School Dropout (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
102. Heroes (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
103. No Scrubs (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
104. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
Darren and Chord’s vocals on this track were so good.
105. Broadway Baby (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
106. Mess - Jordan Fisher
I’m so happy Jordan won DWTS!! He did so amazing with Lindsay.
107. Small Cuts - The Brobecks
108. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me” - Fall Out Boy
109. Happily Ever After - Jordan Fisher, Angie Keilhauer
110. Why - Mark Ballas
111. Ignorance - Paramore
112. Choke - I DON’T HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
I’m so sad that Dallon left Panic but I’m so excited for his new music! All of his music has been great and I’m super excited to see what he has in store for us!
SO THAT’S IT! If you managed to get to the end of this list, props to you. See you next year for another list. Until then, enjoy all of my reposts of panic, glee and whatever else I’m obsessed with and the occasional actual post from me.
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SHARED HISTORY EP. 001 - CHER’D HISTORY
It's our pilot episode! Cass and Nat go colonial and then modern as they learn about two amazing women from American history: Sybil Luddington and Wilma Mankiller. Also notable: Cass drops her first Nic Cage reference, DJ Rip drops his first beat, and Nat drops her first teacher name. Let the bits begin!
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Sybil Luddington’s Ride Sybil Luddington’s Statue
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Sources for Wilma Mankiller story:  Biography.com, WomensHistory.org, New York Times, Wikipedia
Original Theme: Garreth Spinn Original Art: Sarah Cruz
TRANSCRIPTION...
Rip Camillucci  0:03 �� Welcome to arcade audio.
Natalie Younger  0:28   Welcome to shared history
Cass Maher  0:31   where the points are made up and the history doesn't matter. Or so you thought,
Natalie Younger  0:37   yes, this is a shared history, the podcast where we are going to talk and just tell each other's story, a little story about history that maybe wasn't in your history books
Cass Maher  0:48   that probably should have been brought.
Natalie Younger  0:50   Yeah, probably should have been. I'm Natalie Younger.
Cass Maher  0:54   I'm Cass Maher.
Natalie Younger  0:55   And on the ones and twos
Cass Maher  1:01   is our producer, Rip.
Rip Camillucci  1:03   I got my full DJ set up here. It's about to get lit, y'all
Cass Maher  1:06   just wait till the beat drops halfway through the podcast, and we're not gonna tell you
Natalie Younger  1:10   it's gonna get turnt.
Cass Maher  1:12   It's a drinking game. Whenever the beat drops, y'all have to take a drink.
Natalie Younger  1:14   Yeah
Cass Maher  1:15   Please don't do that.
Natalie Younger  1:15   and then you have to call your high school history teacher and apologize.
Rip Camillucci  1:20   All on your way to work.
Natalie Younger  1:23   This is our first episode. So enjoy our wackadoos
Cass Maher  1:27   We're shaking our sillies out.
Natalie Younger  1:29   Cass and I started this podcast because we both are big old history nerds. And
Cass Maher  1:34   Natalie was going to write a book.
Natalie Younger  1:36   And then that was a lot of work.
Cass Maher  1:37   And I was like, 'No, you're not.'
Natalie Younger  1:40   It'd be a lot easier. And I'd be a lot less beholden to proper citation if I justtalked into a microphone with a friend of mine.
Cass Maher  1:50   Also, I'm picturing if the book was basically just like you're writing it out the way we're talking. Yeah. Be so incoherent.
Natalie Younger  1:57   Mm hmm. Yeah. And so I knew that Cass is a big old nerd. And we also have just been needing to hang out.
Cass Maher  2:05   Yeah, Natalie,what's our shared history?
Natalie Younger  2:08   Oh, I'm glad you asked. Cass, Rip and I are all improvisers and comedians in the currently sunny city of Chicago,
Cass Maher  2:19   the one sunny day we'll get all year
Natalie Younger  2:20   Yeah, and we're going to be inside talking into microphones during it. And yeah, we met, we met at a improv show where we played really obnoxious Minnesotan and church ladies,
Cass Maher  2:32   all of our names were Carol,
Natalie Younger  2:33   Yeah and it was magical immediately. And we were like, We need a Hangout. But we both over commit ourselves. So the only way that we could trick ourselves into actually hanging out was by making it a project.
Cass Maher  2:46   Natalie, I'm busy, I can't let's write a sketch show together, that'll be good. What if we do a podcast?
Natalie Younger  2:52   Great.
Cass Maher  2:54   So almost a year and a half after,
Natalie Younger  2:56   after we said we should hang out, we finally are hanging out at the not a show. And it's still work related. So the way that this shenanigans will work is we have both chosen a person or an event, I believe we both did people from history, and we're just gonna, you know, tell each other about it. I know for me personally, I was really excited about focusing on women and people of color in history, because I feel like especially in-- Well, no, in all history--I was gonna say, especially in US history, they're not given the page count that they should be.
Cass Maher  3:36   Yeah. And a lot of their accomplishments are passed off to your other people.
Natalie Younger  3:42   But for this episode, we gave ourselves a theme and our theme was women and US history. I had to remember. And yes, I did it correctly.
Cass Maher  3:53   Yeah.
Natalie Younger  3:57   So yeah, so we're just going to tell you a story. That's this is a story time with your friends Cass and Nat and Rip.
Cass Maher  4:05   the reason why Natalie is not doing a book, and we're doing it this way, is again, as previously stated, we're both nerds. So we like are doing the research. But also we are not professional historians.
Natalie Younger  4:18   Oh, yeah, hashtag disclaimer.
Cass Maher  4:20   So some of this may be embellished or maybe not 100%. Correct. But you're going to get the basic gist. And we're mainly just going to talk about what we
Natalie Younger  4:32   Yeah, this podcast brought to you by the internet and our
Cass Maher  4:36   subjectivity
Natalie Younger  4:37   and yeah, and our memories a little bit. Yeah. Mostly the internet and subjectivity.
Cass Maher  4:45   Kidsdon't cite this in a paper.
Natalie Younger  4:47   Yeah.
Cass Maher  4:49   Cool. Well, I'll kick us off.
Natalie Younger  4:50   Yeah, do it.
Cass Maher  4:52   So I chose someone who I had briefly heard about and only pretty recently, feel like you may have heard of this person, since you are kind of a history buff. Sybil Ludington.
Natalie Younger  5:07   I don't believe I'm familiar.
Cass Maher  5:10   Oh, my gosh. Sybil Ludington is a badass bitch. So Sybil Ludington was a young girl during the American Revolution
Natalie Younger  5:22   Oh was she a Daughter of the American Revolution
Cass Maher  5:24   One might say she was. And Sybil's claim to no fame was she had
Natalie Younger  5:32   That's so sad. I'm sorry.
Cass Maher  5:34   Getting real. She had a Midnight Ride akin to Paul Revere.
Natalie Younger  5:40   Okay
Cass Maher  5:42   but unlike Paul Revere, Well, I'll tell you Sybil Ludington's story and then tell you how Paul Revere didn't quite stack up. Paul Revere is a great man. But Sybil Ludington, kind of
Natalie Younger  5:55   Good hat. Great hat on that man.
Cass Maher  5:57   Yep. Love the lantern. So Sybil Ludington was 16 years old when she did her ride. And she traveled twice a distance of Paul Revere at in more in a longer time span because Paul Revere
Natalie Younger  6:13   I thought you were gonna say in like, half the time. Because when women do it, we get it done more efficiently.
Cass Maher  6:18   Well, it was kind of -- I'll explain it. So, she rode 40 miles, which is about 65 kilometers, which means nothing to anyone but
Natalie Younger  6:27   I'm so glad that you transferred it to kilometers. We are in the United States.
Cass Maher  6:31   I every time I every article that I researched, it was like 40 miles about 65 kilometers and I was like no one needs that.
Natalie Younger  6:38   This is for our fans abroad.
Cass Maher  6:40   Oh, yes. You're welcome.
Natalie Younger  6:42   Our budding audience abroad.
Cass Maher  6:45   So yeah, so she was born in 1767. And by the time the revolution hit, her father was a leader of their local militia. And they got word that there a nearby city of Danbury, Connecticut. They lived on the border of New York and Connecticut and they got word that Danbury was going to be attacked by the British and her dad being a militia man was got this Intel and was like we need to gather the militia. They were all home on their farms. And Sybil was like I can do it. So he's like dope.
Natalie Younger  7:31   I think you said this, and I miss it. Where is Sybil? Is she in Danbury?
Cass Maher  7:35   She's in in your New York. So it was called. It was called Fredericksville, the city she was in, which is like, like an hour north of New York City...by car which they didn't have, but they renamed the town Ludingtonville because of her.
Natalie Younger  7:56   That's a mouthful, though. They could have just named the town Ludington.
Cass Maher  7:59   Yeah,
Natalie Younger  8:00   like that's already a town name.
Cass Maher  8:01   Yeah. Like right there
Natalie Younger  8:03   Literally Luddingtown
Cass Maher  8:05   Full stop
Natalie Younger  8:05   What if they named it Ludingtonton and
Cass Maher  8:06   Ludington town
Natalie Younger  8:08   Ludingtontown
Cass Maher  8:09   Yep,
Natalie Younger  8:09   That's in the UK. That's 100% in the UK.
Cass Maher  8:11   New Ludington town. Yes anyway so so he got this Intel all the militia was spread out on their farms. And it was they got this at like 9pm so it's dark out and keep in mind they're in New England and so this is not like we're sitting in the the great all God's country Midwest, very flat very easy to see and know where you're going there like fully wooded and it's been raining. It's dark out and it's all muddy. And it's it's this is a hard ride to make. So she jumps on her horse, Star. I felt that was important to know the horse's name
Natalie Younger  8:53   Yeah that horse is a goddamn hero
Cass Maher  8:55   right? And they said she she had a stick, like a pointy stick. That's all she had to like prod her horse and stuff. And she rode she hit four towns. Now keep in mind, Paul Revere got to Lexington stopped and had a drink with Sam Adams
Natalie Younger  9:16   Like you do.
Cass Maher  9:16   waited for his friend. What is it, Samuel Dawes?
Natalie Younger  9:21   Yeah, Paul Revere is using the buddy system.
Cass Maher  9:23   William Dawes. Yeah, he was just like, chilling until William Dawes showed up. And William had the same message. He's like, you guys, guess what the British are? Oh, hey, Paul. What's up? You tell him about the British coming. That's what I was saying. So they hung out how to drink and then we're like, Let's go together. Paul Revere never made it to the town that he was supposed to.
Natalie Younger  9:42   Where was he supposed to go?
Cass Maher  9:43   He was supposed to go to
Natalie Younger  9:45   I don't know any of this. I'm trash with US history.
Cass Maher  9:48   Yeah, but but I don't know what the final town but he got intercepted by the British. Okay. And he was with his friend William Dawes and Samuel Prescott. And they escaped. Paul Revere didn't they confiscated his horse. So he technically didn't finish the ride
Natalie Younger  10:03   what was his horses name?
Cass Maher  10:04   They don't know because he didn't own a horse at the time he had to borrow someone else's like a hack
Natalie Younger  10:09   Just bummin' a horse.
Cass Maher  10:11   I want you all to know I think Paul Revere is amazing. But in relation to this story, it just doesn't.
Natalie Younger  10:15   He doesn't need it. You don't give him the praise. Everyone's like great. He gets it.
Cass Maher  10:19   So he didn't finish his ride. He took time to like hang out with Sam Adams. And then he had to walk back to Lexington where they said he caught the end of the battle. Like it's kind of it's kind of a downer. Great. So anyway, at the end, he was 41 at the time. So Sibel was a 16 year old girl, she made a 40 mile ride in pouring rain, treacherous mud woods that are really easy to get lost in. And she actually got intercepted by a British officer who tried to pull her from her horse. She fought him off with her pointy stick- with her stick. And the reason she had this deck was to you know, proper horse, which friends be kind to animals. But also she didn't get off a horse the whole time. She didn't have time to like, jump off the horse and like knock on the door. Hey guys, sorry.
Natalie Younger  11:09   She was she like rapping on the doors
Cass Maher  11:11   She was rapping on the door while she's on her horse going from house to house like dope British are here, y'all know I gotta hit three more towns. Um, and she has she
Natalie Younger  11:22   activate your phone tree.
Cass Maher  11:25   So yeah, so she gathered 500 militia between the times of 9pm and Dawn which I don't know what that is five 6am it was still dark.
Natalie Younger  11:33   It depends on the time of year
Cass Maher  11:34   It depends on the time of year, Did they have daylight savings time yet? Did Ben Franklin screw us all over by then? Yeah, and I'm looking at my notes. Yeah, so she fought off several British officers. I think a highwayman stopped her too and got 500 militia. The by the time the militia was gathered and made it to Danbury they, they weren't able to save the town. But by that time, most of the people knew so most of the people had gotten out of Danbury
Natalie Younger  12:11   So it was kind of like a ghost town that the British were invading.
Cass Maher  12:13   Yeah, they I think I mean, some people still died and they burned down a few buildings. The reason the British were going there was to intercept like ammunitions and supplies and stuff. So I think they were able to get like, most of that stuff out clear the town a little bit. And when the militia got there, they were still able to force the British to retreat.
Natalie Younger  12:38   Oh, cool.
Cass Maher  12:38   Yeah. into close to the New Jersey sound. Which you guys all know where that is. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  12:45   Sounds like it's in New Jersey.
Cass Maher  12:48   Nailed it. They were they were able to force them to retreat, which then is like known as the battle at Ridgefield, so I don't know that at all. But that was mentioned basically,
Natalie Younger  13:01   I mean, if Sybil wasn't there. We don't care about it anymore for the purpose of this podcast
Cass Maher  13:04   Basically, they did their jobs. Sybil was a bad ass. She was 16 years old. She had 11 brothers and sisters.
Natalie Younger  13:13   That's too many.
Cass Maher  13:14   So there's this really cool story of her dad was in there. This was before the ride. Her dad was like in their home and a bunch of British loyalists. 51 British loyalists were approaching the house to like, capture her dad. And it was just like him, I think they had one guard or patrolman. So Sybil like planted candles all around their house, and she lined up her brothers and sisters and had them march in like a military formation. So all the British loyalists saw was all these candles, and then like faint outlines of like marching a small army of 12 children, and they and they didn't so and then they they went away. They're like, Oh, there's too many people. We can't fight them. We've got 51 they've got a full troop. And that was Sybil.
Natalie Younger  14:08   So theatrical Sybil, the drama!
Cass Maher  14:11   Right. Like that's like, have you ever seen the Patriot where they like make all the scarecrows? Screw Mel Gibson. But she did that but real life and better.
Natalie Younger  14:22   It's like, but but for real and better. And without anti semitism.
Cass Maher  14:29   Woof. We'll get into that in a different podcast. Yeah. Also, her mom and dad are first cousins, which doesn't really matter. But I thought that was funny and weird. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  14:39   That's a product of the times
Cass Maher  14:40   a product of the times. So so she was she made, God, a 40 mile ride at 16. overnight in the rain. That's hard. And fighting off a British person. Just let me tell you, I've done that before, it is hard. And yeah, she was. She was thanked personally by George Washington, which was a big deal. Y'all know how obsessed with George Washington everyone was.
Natalie Younger  15:10   He was the first celebrity
Cass Maher  15:11   he was the first celebrity
Natalie Younger  15:12   American celebrity
Cass Maher  15:14   before they before we came up with our presidential system and everything like George was they wanted to make him their king. Yeah, he was deified like know, if you got to see him. It was like touching Beyonce. So the fact that he personally thanked this 16 year old girl was a huge deal. And, and, and then she just went off to live a quiet life. She got married, she had a bunch of babies. And and she died at age 77. And no one knew about any of this. No one talks about it.
Natalie Younger  15:51   That's a long life for that time.
Cass Maher  15:52   Yeah, right. Um her great grandson, or her grandson or something, was the first one to write it down. And this didn't get published until like 1880 or 1900. So I don't do math that that's almost what like 100 years.
Natalie Younger  16:08   Because they were at that point. I feel like they were like, oh, oh, but But Paul
Cass Maher  16:13   Yeah. But Paul
Natalie Younger  16:16   we can't admit that we were wrong and that we gave all the credit to a mediocre middle aged white man.
Cass Maher  16:23   and so her grandson wrote all this down. And it was like well known history in the town. Like they renamed the town about her. And then it wasn't until this woman historian and like the 1880s found about this story and published it and some magazine or article. And there's this awesome statue at the halfway point between her ride of her on a horse. And like the horse
Natalie Younger  16:47   Fighting a British man?
Cass Maher  16:48   The horse is kind of reared up and she's got her like, she's got her stick in her hand. And she's like, waving it and it's this awesome statue that no one's going to see because it's in the middle of Connecticut like wilderness. But God what a badass broad
Natalie Younger  17:03   That is dope. You know, I've never heard of her.
Cass Maher  17:06   She's really really cool.
Natalie Younger  17:08   I am admittedly very I am. I am quite literally trash with US history.
Cass Maher  17:13   Same
Natalie Younger  17:13   because our country's young and we study things that don't matter in school.
Cass Maher  17:18   Yeah. And then they hit the like,
Natalie Younger  17:20   sorry, Mr. Dolan,
Cass Maher  17:21   they hit these. They hit these like, these random highlights of you know, like Paul Revere has been mythologized.
Natalie Younger  17:30   Yeah.
Cass Maher  17:30   Also during the American Revolution, like, there's no way we should have won that war.
Natalie Younger  17:35   Oh, no,
Cass Maher  17:36   like we had, we had no troops who were all you know, like, like underground - ya know if the British like suspected you they would take out and so I feel like a lot of what helped us win was this like mythologizing and like, you know, the American Revolution was basically just like a inspirational basketball movie where there's that the coach gets, no seriously, it's like it's a buncha it's a bunch of ragtag group that shouldn't win and shouldn't make it to the state finals and then Denzel Washington comes out and he gives a "You Are Titans" gives an inspirational speech and it's - somehow it works
Natalie Younger  18:19   And then we all flap our wings. We all end
Cass Maher  18:21   Americans are all heart
Natalie Younger  18:23   And we quack
Cass Maher  18:23   And not a lot of planning. I feel so so yeah.
Natalie Younger  18:27   Yep, that tracks
Dude that's cool. Ludington, Sybil Ludington
Cass Maher  18:34   only one D which through me - that's not important, but
Natalie Younger  18:40   It's just just the one D
Cass Maher  18:41   is just the one D because the the town name was so long, they had to cut a D just to make it shorter
Natalie Younger  18:46   Jesus. Well, I'm going to go into mine now. Just because we're talking about Sybil Ludington, and what a what a proper name, segue to the most badass name, even though it's not for the correct reasons ever. I am here to tell you the story of Wilma Mankiller.
Cass Maher  19:10   Fuck off. Is that a real name? Or did she change it?
Natalie Younger  19:15   That is her real name. It is a however, it is in reference to a tribal military rank.
Cass Maher  19:25   Got it
Natalie Younger  19:26   And geographic region, but I think it's the military rank first, and then the region she grew up in was named for that. Because of her for her grandfather, neither here nor there. So Wilma Mankiller full name Wilma Pearl Mankiller, because you got to soften it a little. When your lastname is
Cass Maher  19:49   Wilma Mankiller.
Natalie Younger  19:51   When your last name was man killer, you gotta throw a little pearl in there. So I'm jumping, jumping forward in time, to the most of the story takes place in like the 60s 70s. But Wilma Mankiller was born in November 18 1945 that's a day after my husband's birthday. Not in 1945
Cass Maher  20:15   your husband's middle name is also Pearl, which is bizarre
Natalie Younger  20:18   is crazy. In a town I can't pronounce in Oklahoma,
Cass Maher  20:24   show me
Natalie Younger  20:25   Tahlequah?
Cass Maher  20:30   Well, I mean, it's got a Tahlequah. Yeah, there's no way I would have been able to pronounce it better. I just wanted to see it
Natalie Younger  20:36   The confidence, though. She's a descendant of the Cherokee Indians. And they were so there in Oklahoma, because they were forced to leave their homelands, you know, hashtag Trail of Tears, Forced to leave their homelands, to make way for white settlers in 1830s. So she's the descendant of the Cherokee Indians who were relocated there. And then she was kind of subsequently relocated, but she is the sixth of 11 children, big families on this episode, and she grew up on Mankiller Flats, which is located near Rocky Mountain Oklahoma, which I don't know where that is, either
Cass Maher  21:20   Mankiller Flats
Natalie Younger  21:21   Man killer flats.
Cass Maher  21:23   I can already see this movie
Natalie Younger  21:25   Right? You see, like the title pop up?
Cass Maher  21:27   That's like john Ford western action going on
Natalie Younger  21:34   yes. So So I believe that like, I believe that her grandfather, great grandfather had this tribal rank, and therefore that was his last name, or considered his surname. And he he owned like several plots of land and mankiller flats. So the land is indirectly named for her, not her for the land.
Cass Maher  22:00   geography lesson here as well
Natalie Younger  22:02   you know, just doing what I can. So she was she was grew up on mankiller flats, before moving with her family in 1956 to San Francisco, California, as a part of the Federal relocation act to move Indians off of the reservations and into large cities. Because the government can't make up their mind. They're like first Native Americans please move out of your home territories over here. You know what? Now you're all in this place. We'd rather have you in big cities. Let's move you over here. One biography said that they moved in hopes of a better life and they were a poor family with like 13 mouths to feed
Cass Maher  22:39   Also I feel like every history book is like, they throw on "they moved in hopes of a better life" to soften, to 'pearl' you know, that relocation forcibly
Natalie Younger  22:51   well and then another another bio a read said that was her dad Charlie's idea and that her mother Irene was not into it and did not want to go to San Francisco
Cass Maher  23:00   mom's always like "Charlie, I swear to God"
Natalie Younger  23:03   "This is my home Charlie."
Cass Maher  23:06   You wanna Man Killer?
Natalie Younger  23:09   All biographies basically said that, like Wilma didn't want to leave Oklahoma got it. Which I guess lends to spoiler alert she ends up going back to Oklahoma at some point. But so they go to California and hopes of better life but you know, guess what? California was still rough economically even in even in the 50s San Francisco was very expensive.
Cass Maher  23:30   California was never really killing it, I feel like California was a rough place for a long time
Natalie Younger  23:36   Yeah. No, they still were like impoverished in in San Francisco - maybe - I'm just gonna blame tech bros is even though this is the 50s
Cass Maher  23:48   Guys, check out this rotary phone
Natalie Younger  23:51   and surprise, surprise, loaded with discrimination against Native Americans. But reluctance aside it was in California that Wilma first got into activism. I guess I should have started with Wilma Mankiller is a
Cass Maher  24:07   Native American activist.
Natalie Younger  24:09   And the first female chief of the Cherokee Nation
Cass Maher  24:12   we are gilding so many lilies -- wait she was the first female chief
Natalie Younger  24:16   uh huh
Cass Maher  24:16   Wilma!
Natalie Younger  24:18   But, so, activism has been like a through line in her entire story. So they they moved to California. Her first like foray into activism was with San Francisco's Indian center and leader with, and this was a really dope story that I got to then go off on a tangent on, the Native American efforts to reclaim Alcatraz Island. So in...
Cass Maher  24:45   Alcatraz is so cool. I'm sorry. The Rock?
Natalie Younger  24:50   Great Nick Cage movie totally by him as a chemist.
Cass Maher  24:52   I love that movie
Natalie Younger  24:54   Yeah, so Alcatraz has been closed. The penitentiary had been closed in 1964. And been declared surplus federal property. And no, that was in 64, the penitentiary close in 63. And, according to the Treaty of Fort Laramie, in 1868, between the US and the Lakota, all retired, abandoned, or out of use Federal Land could be was, was by right could be reclaimed by the Native American tribes that had been forced out of it to begin with
Cass Maher  25:24   Hell yeah.
Natalie Younger  25:26   So in 1964, well, in 1964 a small group of Sioux demonstrated on the island for like four hours, and they were like, "Hey, can we have this back?" And then in 1969, from November 69, to June 71. So for 19 months, a bunch of American Indians from various tribes and their supporters occupied to the island, and like, lived there. Until they were like, forcibly removed by the US government.
Cass Maher  26:02   Shocker
Natalie Younger  26:02   So they were like, where there was,
Cass Maher  26:05   That's a through line here too.
Natalie Younger  26:08   Yeah. So they, their, their -- Their argument was that they that the Native American people should get Alcatraz Island back
Cass Maher  26:15   Because this in your peoples law, Americans.
Natalie Younger  26:19   Yeah. And they use the they use the Treaty of Fort Laramie as like their precedent. Yeah. legal term. Yeah, so. So this was going on and, and Wilma was was intrigued by it and like, kind of like inspired by it. She would make food and meals and bring them to the people on the island and raise money for their causes. And, so it was in San Francisco that she got like super into activism. But first marriage, she got married at 17. It was 1963. Her husband's name is Hector Hugo Olaya de Bardi. Which I just wanted to say but he doesn't matter.
Cass Maher  26:57   That is a fun name.
Natalie Younger  26:59   right? A lot of names.
Cass Maher  27:00   Hector Hugo.
Natalie Younger  27:01   Hector Hugo Olaya de Bardi. And they had two daughters, Felicia and Gina.
Cass Maher  27:08   Lot of great names in this story
Natalie Younger  27:09   Good names in this  story. But it's all this....wait. Yeah. Okay. So she got super into the occupation. She was very intrigued by the occupation of Alcatraz prison. And her husband was like, "Hey, why don't you just remain a traditional housewife?" And she was like, 'Nope, I mean, my name is man killer. So"
Cass Maher  27:33   what do you think, Hector Hugo?
Natalie Younger  27:35   Hector, I don't gotta listen to you. My last name is man killer and I got shit to do.
Cass Maher  27:39   I do what I want.
Natalie Younger  27:40   I don't need no man. Also, they got divorced later anyway, which is why I keep saying he doesn't matter.
Cass Maher  27:46   checks out.
Natalie Younger  27:47   sorry, Hector. So she said, Oh, that time I have this quote, quote, "when Alcatraz occurred, I became aware of what needed to be done to let the rest of the world know that Indians had rights too" and this is when she went like all in on activism. So she took night courses and and like, got her bachelor's while working on as a coordinator for like Indian programs in Oakland public schools. And she did all this stuff in San Francisco. But then like the second she divorced Hector, she was like, "bye I'm going back to Oklahoma. because I never wanted to leave Oklahoma in the first place."
Cass Maher  28:21   Cuz California in the 60s suuuucks.
Natalie Younger  28:23   Um, yeah. So she goes back to Oklahoma and remains living on Cherokee reservation in 1977. And she brings her daughters, she's like "byeeee...she's like their man killers now, we're leaving"
Cass Maher  28:40   Come to my flats.
Natalie Younger  28:41   Yes. Come to my These are my flats.
Cass Maher  28:43   These are your flats now.
Natalie Younger  28:44   These are my These are my sensible flats.
Cass Maher  28:46   Everything the light touches is your
Natalie Younger  28:49   I imagined the light touches a lot on flats, not a lot of peaks to cast a shadow?
Cass Maher  28:54   That's a lot of light, Mankiller.
Natalie Younger  28:57   So she goes back to Oklahoma in 77. And resumes activism in Oklahoma. In 79, I believe is when we begin a trend of Wilma almost dying.
Cass Maher  29:10   Jesus
Natalie Younger  29:10   So, in 1979 she was in a serious car crash she was driving back from I think she was getting her master's. And she was driving back and had to like - from classes to where she was living. It was a long drive late at night. She has like what tried to like around a car or another car tried to go around the car and she gets in a serious had a head on collision. That like she was like in physical therapy and had to have like 17 surgeries and whatnot. But she lives, the driver of the other car does not live, the driver the other car is her best friend. So she gets in a head on collision with her best friend. And then after after recovering she was diagnosed with my my mya...I'm a doctor... myasthenia gravis, a chronic neuromuscular disease that makes speaking and simple motor functions increasingly difficult and can lead to complete paralysis. So that's like basically when she's kind of recovered from the car accident she gets diagnosed with that
Cass Maher  30:15   it's hard to be an activist when you can't talk very well.
Natalie Younger  30:17   Yeah. And there's, but there's, i guess i Cherokee vision of being of good mind which to Mankiller she took it to mean like thinking positively about what happens in your life and kind of taking whatever comes your way and and still doing the best to serve others. So she heckin' kept going. which becomes a theme it because she also had a kidney transplant, breast cancer, and lymphoma and I read one bio that said that she actually had to have two kidney transplants. So by the time..
you only got two of those
so she had no original kidneys
Cass Maher  30:51   in in the 70s
Natalie Younger  30:52   not made with original parts
Cass Maher  30:53   I don't want to get a 17 surgeries in the 70s
Natalie Younger  30:57   Yeah. Big ups to her brother Donald for the kids a donation. At least one of them. I don't know where the second one came from
Cass Maher  31:04   Donny, your mankiller but you saved this woman.
Natalie Younger  31:08   Aww what a great logline for Donny's life story. But this isn't about Donny
Cass Maher  31:16   No.
Natalie Younger  31:17   So after not dying like the first time, question mark, she took charge of the newly created Community Development Department of the Cherokee Nation. And the core of her activism in Oklahoma was kind of around what she called like self help projects. Basically, she would she would design projects that would for like rural communities that would help better them, but they were like designed to be like where you're going to help better yourself like this, you it's they would do the she would design projects to like get the community involved so that they could play a role in their own betterment and help solve their own problems and whatnot.
Cass Maher  31:55   Teach a man to fish
Natalie Younger  31:56   Yeah. The most notable one was a project in Bell, Oklahoma. It's a small village on a reservation where volunteers from the community helped construct an 18 mile long water system because they didn't have fresh water and repair dangerous housing. So that was the one
Cass Maher  32:13   was this woman just exhausted all the time?
Natalie Younger  32:16   from probably from almost dying constantly.
Cass Maher  32:18   Yeah. Hey, hold on guys. I have limited speech and motor functions
Natalie Younger  32:23   and every cancer
Cass Maher  32:24   let me get my masters also running rural outreach development programs with  probably no funds and
Natalie Younger  32:32   and raising two, I'm sure, badass daughters
two Mankillers.
Yeah, two mankillers -- takes a lot out of you
Cass Maher  32:38   damn, all well thinking positive thoughts.
Natalie Younger  32:40   Yes. So the project at Bell, the water system, got her recognized in Ms. Magazine as Woman of the Year in 1987. So good for her
Cass Maher  32:49   it better.
Natalie Younger  32:50   And she met her, she met her second husband working on that project cuz I believe he was a volunteer she recruited. His name was Charlie Soap.
Cass Maher  33:01   So many good names.
Natalie Younger  33:04   It's a good name. It's a good-- Charlie soap.
Cass Maher  33:06   He should have taken her last name.
Natalie Younger  33:08   He was a full blooded, Native American -- full blooded Cherokee. And was totally cool with her not being a traditional housewife. I'm sorry, I'm hating so much on Hector.
Cass Maher  33:20   Hector Hugo.
Natalie Younger  33:21   But so all of that is just like that's before she even did what she's like most known for.
Cass Maher  33:26   Oh, we haven't even hit that yet?
Natalie Younger  33:28   We haven't hit her becoming chief.
Cass Maher  33:29   Oh, that's right.
Natalie Younger  33:30   Yeah. So she became she became deputy principal chief of the Cherokee Nation in 83. And then the principal chief resigned in 85. He resigned to take a position in like the some Federal Bureau Bureau of Indian Affairs or something. Something
Cass Maher  33:49   bureaucratic
Natalie Younger  33:50   bureaucratic and seemly, incorrectly named. And, and so. So she became the first female principal chief of the modern Cherokee Nation by like, just default because she was deputy. Yeah. And at that, I think at that time, and still, the Cherokee Nation is the second largest tribe in the US after the Navajo but yeah, so she just took over for him because he left for the other role. Yeah. So she had to run for reelection. So she ran for reelection in 87. And even though she had already done the job, had a hell of a time. Like faced a lot of opposition.
Oh, yeah.
Not for any like, particularly like stances, but just because she was a woman.
Cass Maher  34:38   Yeah. Cuz clearly she had done the work and had proven she can do her job.
Natalie Younger  34:43   She done the work at that point for two years
Cass Maher  34:44   you know that word 'electability' that we keep hearing?
Natalie Younger  34:50   Yeah, like her car is vandalized, she was threatened. And what's weird about this is that I guess like, in traditional Charokee culture, like women play a vital role in social and political issues like and women are women. empowered women are like a normal thing.
Cass Maher  35:07   Yeah, it's not a matriarchal society. But they are
Natalie Younger  35:09   No, there's like a balance
Cass Maher  35:11   But they are very valued.
Natalie Younger  35:14   So, in one of her in her autobiography, Mankiller argued that like European conquest, disrupted kind of that idea of balance between the two genders in the Cherokee Nation, and,
Cass Maher  35:27   and also a lot of Native American tribes believe in multiple genders, that there are multiple genders.
Natalie Younger  35:34   That's fair.
Cass Maher  35:34   That's dope.
Natalie Younger  35:36   so yeah, so she just felt that having a female chief was like a good - a small but strong step back to achieving that gender balance.
Cass Maher  35:46   Oh, that's awesome.
Natalie Younger  35:47   That they used to have traditionally before Europeans came and fucked up everything,
Cass Maher  35:53   man, we kind of did a lot of that...fuckin up things.
Natalie Younger  35:57   Yeah. Shared History: What did what did...
Nat & Cass  36:02   How did white people ruin this / How did the whites ruin everything?
Natalie Younger  36:06   I mean, that could literally be the tagline of most things.
Cass Maher  36:11   Most history books.
Natalie Younger  36:12   most history books. But obviously she won the election in 87. Ran again for reelection in 91. Won again. And then retired in 95. Because
Cass Maher  36:26   Girl needs a break! Oh my god,
Natalie Younger  36:29   she cited illness and I'm like, I feel like ill health... you, you carried through a lot ill health. You get to--You don't need a reason to retire.
Cass Maher  36:38   Wilma you couldn've use ill health as a reason to retire a long time ago, you're tired.
Natalie Younger  36:43   Like you've you've done enough.
Cass Maher  36:45   You did the work.
Natalie Younger  36:47   When she was chief she focused on like education and job training and health care
Cass Maher  36:51   a lot more of that, like, self sufficient.
Natalie Younger  36:54   Yeah, helping yourselves. She also worked with the federal government to pilot like, more self governance of Native American tribes. She worked with the EPA, and she, she, I love this, "She worked to improve the image of Native Americans while staunchly combating the misappropriation of Native Heritage."
Cass Maher  37:16   Oh my god.
Natalie Younger  37:18   Yes.
Cass Maher  37:18   That's a big task.
Natalie Younger  37:20   Yeah.
Cass Maher  37:20   Especially in the 70s.
Late 70s and 80s, trying to be like, "yes, we agree. We're important and our culture and our heritage is impressive and important. Please stop taking it as your own."
Yeah. Village People
Natalie Younger  37:35   Please stop buying your children dream catchers.
Cass Maher  37:39   Hey, Coachella take off the headdresses.
Natalie Younger  37:42   Yeah, I had a dream catcher as a kid. And I'm like, I feel bad about it.
Cass Maher  37:47   I went to summer camp, and we made them all the time with like yarn and stuff.
Natalie Younger  37:52   What a beautiful piece of heritage that you made...your traditional yarn dreamcatcher. But yeah, so by the end of her tenure, like the budget for the Cherokee Nation was like 150 million dollars. And they and the membership population had like doubled. And yeah, and then after leaving office, because she was like, "Guys, I don't feel great. And I've done a lot. I'm tired," and then retires and immediately is like, still lecturing. Still like, like, authors, several books.
Cass Maher  38:29   She's a woman who's like, you know what, I'm gonna take a break and focus on me. All right, I've got a rally coming up. We're gonna have some speeches and some outreach stuff.
Natalie Younger  38:39   I gotta teach a class at this local college. I think she taught at Dartmouth, that's not a local college,
Cass Maher  38:46   Of course she did
Natalie Younger  38:46   you know, small college, Dartmouth
Cass Maher  38:48   casual you ever heard of Dartmouth?
Natalie Younger  38:49   ever heard of it? You wouldn't hear of it, it's very small.
Cass Maher  38:53   Do you know what she got her master's in?
Natalie Younger  38:55   I do not know what she got her masters in.
Cass Maher  38:57   I'm sure it was some sort of, like, like, women's lib or like, you know Poli Sci, it was probably like a double masters. But like "I don't need to talk about that. I got work to do."
Natalie Younger  39:10   Yeah, yeah, she's like, "I don't need it. I'm just here to like, help you help you. I just want to help you help yourself." She received numerous honors, appropriately so.
Cass Maher  39:21   Thank God.
Natalie Younger  39:23   One of which being the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which she received in 98. So it would have been with Clinton. Yeah, there's a bunch of other people who got that, I think a Rockefeller got it that year. Because Rockefeller is gonna Rockefeller,
Cass Maher  39:40   Lean and Rockefeller.
Natalie Younger  39:42   Lean with it and Rockefeller it
Cass Maher  39:43   He worked so hard accruing his millions.
Natalie Younger  39:46   Yeah, I mean, thanks, as an art kid. Thanks, Rockefellers, for being patrons of the arts. Thank you, Rockefeller, specifically for the hit TV show. 30 Rock. You did it David Rockefeller. Thank you.
Rip Camillucci  40:04   Thank you for your address.
Natalie Younger  40:06   Yeah, thank you.
Rip Camillucci  40:07   Wilma Mankiller completed a master's degree in community planning at the University of Arkansas
Cass Maher  40:13   checks out thanks, Rip.
Natalie Younger  40:14   Yeah,
Cass Maher  40:14   Thanks producer Rip
Natalie Younger  40:15   Rip on the ones and twos and the actual facts
Cass Maher  40:18   beat dropped.
Natalie Younger  40:21   That was a--
Cass Maher  40:21   drink
Natalie Younger  40:27   --that was....that was a beat drop that we were talking about. It's just it's just Rip dropping a fact.
Rip Camillucci  40:34   Oh, yeah, we call facts beats here on Shared History.
Cass Maher  40:38   Hey, you got the beat on that? Yeah, let me drop it real quick.
Natalie Younger  40:42   Yeah, so that's, uh, that's Wilma Mankiller. She is sadly no longer with us. She passed away in 2010 of pancreatic cancer
Cass Maher  40:51   wait, when she was born, she was born in 34? 45
Natalie Younger  40:54   45. Yes.
Cass Maher  40:56   How old is she? What's math?
Natalie Younger  40:57   I'm bad at math. What is that? That's a 6--
Nat & Cass  41:01   That's gotta be 75?
Cass Maher  41:05   Sybil Ludington outlives her
Natalie Younger  41:06   Please hit the comments with better math than we can do.
Cass Maher  41:09   Sybil Ludington outlived her if that's it
Natalie Younger  41:10   Yeah, that's insane
Cass Maher  41:11   But also, she did a 40 mile ride at 16 and had plenty of time to chill after that. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  41:16   Also, did Sybil Ludington have every cancer?
Cass Maher  41:19   Probably not.
Natalie Younger  41:21   And like no clean drinking water?
Cass Maher  41:23   Oh, God
Natalie Younger  41:23   and or Well, I was gonna say or electricity but Sybil Ludington didn't have electricity.
Cass Maher  41:28   But she's good at riding a horse. No Sybil, you are awesome. And we thank you for your service to this country. Also, Wilma was probably just like, "another kidney? Cool. Go ahead. Do what you gotta do. Doctors. I'm working. Yeah. Can I have like a standing desk while you're doing all this?"
Natalie Younger  41:44   Yeah, I have plans. So can we just like Hurry up this second kidney transplant?
Cass Maher  41:51   I just hate hearing these stories. When it's like, oh, she was busting her ass and so overqualified. And doing the work and it doesn't even seem like a footnote. Because I've never heard this in anything.
Natalie Younger  42:06   Yeah. When I like i was -- i hate US history. So I was like, trying to figure out who I was gonna talk about. And I really wanted to do, I really want to do a woman of color. And I was like, Oh, I found so many activists are women of color in this country. It's insane. And also 100% justified and believable. And there should be many more activists that are not people of color because they need to stop doing all the work for us.
Cass Maher  42:38   Like a nap. Let me help. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  42:41   But uh, I started, I read just like a little blurb on her. And I was like, I wonder if there's like, enough here. And then I got into this and I was like,
Cass Maher  42:51   and Wilma was like, "hold my beer."
Natalie Younger  42:53   Yeah.
Cass Maher  42:54   Cuz I'm working. I can't drink right now.
Natalie Younger  42:56   Yeah, I can't drink right now. I have things to do. I have communities to rebuild.
Cass Maher  43:02   Oh, my God.
Natalie Younger  43:03   I have impacts to make. I have--
Cass Maher  43:06   and I have like several illnesses
Natalie Younger  43:07   tribes on Alcatraz to feed. And two beautiful daughters.
Cass Maher  43:12   and two beautiful daughters.
Natalie Younger  43:15   Who are also probably very smart.
Cass Maher  43:16   Yeah. I wonder what they're doing now.
Natalie Younger  43:18   well tune in next time....I do want to read, I have a quote because Obama issued a statement after her passing
Cass Maher  43:27   drop that beat
Natalie Younger  43:28   because she passed away during his presidency. He said, "as the Cherokee nation's first female Chief, she transformed the nation to nation relationship between the Cherokee Nation and the federal government and served as an inspiration to women in Indian country and across America." And he stated "her legacy will continue to encourage and motivate all who carry on her work." I just any opportunity to quote Obama I'm going to take
Yeah, Yes, we can.
Yes. We could.
Cass Maher  43:58   Oh, wompwomp.
Natalie Younger  44:02   On that note,
Cass Maher  44:03   Yes, we will. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  44:08   But yeah, I just, I just really liked that her story was one riddled with disease and great names.
Cass Maher  44:16   Seriously, can we recap some names quick?
Natalie Younger  44:19   Charlie Soap
Cass Maher  44:20   Charlie Soap. Hector Hugo
Natalie Younger  44:23   Mankiller
Cass Maher  44:24   Wilma Pearl
Natalie Younger  44:25   Wilma Pearl Mankiller
Cass Maher  44:26   Irene and what was Dads name?
Natalie Younger  44:28   dad's name was Charlie as well.
Cass Maher  44:30   Oh, yeah. And Donny mankiller and
Natalie Younger  44:33   Hector Hugo Olaya de Bardi and Felicia and Gina. And Donny, Donny and his kidney.
Cass Maher  44:41   Donny and those kidneys.
Natalie Younger  44:42   Donny and those kidneys.
Cass Maher  44:43   Wow.
Natalie Younger  44:44   Yeah, I'd never heard of her.
Cass Maher  44:46   No.
Natalie Younger  44:47   But that's what we're here for.
Cass Maher  44:49   That is why we're here to share history with y'all
Natalie Younger  44:54   dude, I-- reading about this too, also, like I went down so many rabbit holes because like I could do it whole episode just on the Occupation of Alcatraz because it's like, I just think it's really interesting. It should be the plot for the sequel to The Rock. And it's like so interesting and like and also sad. Because I mean, they're not, they aren't there. But still just, now it's just like a tourist destination. But yeah, I'm glad that like you did like a rebel because I almost did one that was more about like colonial days.
Cass Maher  45:33   Yeah.
Natalie Younger  45:34   I'm glad that like, it just so happened that you went colonial and I went within the last century
Cass Maher  45:40   Started with the colonizers and ended with the
Natalie Younger  45:42   Yeah, started with start started with the colonizers and ended with the indigenous people. With the native people.
Cass Maher  45:49   Yeah, you and I aren't huge history buffs or I mean US history buffs.
Natalie Younger  45:54   No.
Cass Maher  45:56   I think part of that is it's so hammered into us in, like grade school and stuff. And it's very much like "look at how great..."
Natalie Younger  46:08   I would love to study US history in a different country. Like I would love to like study. I wish I'd studied abroad.
Cass Maher  46:16   Yeah.
Natalie Younger  46:17   And taken like a US history.
Cass Maher  46:19   Yeah.
Natalie Younger  46:20   I don't know that. I wanted to that. I would care too much to take the US history. Like, in like if I had like, if I was like in London. Likfe if I was in England. I don't think I'm
Cass Maher  46:29   --all right. So our cousins got mad at us. And they threw a hissy fit. And we love our tea and they threw it all away.
Natalie Younger  46:38   Yeah, they threw away all of our tea. It was a really rough time for us.
Cass Maher  46:41   Yeah. No, it'd be awesome to get the outside perspective. I'm sure a lot of the bullet points would be the same, but the tone would be a bit different.
Natalie Younger  46:49   Yes. And I'm sure that like, also, yeah, just other countries of, other nations have been around so much longer.
Cass Maher  46:57   Yeah. Americas real young.
Natalie Younger  47:01   Yeah, we BBs
Cass Maher  47:02   Yeah.
Natalie Younger  47:02   I once student taught in -- when I was in high school, I student taught an eighth grade US...seventh grade? seventh grade US history class. Shout out to Mr. Cheney whose not gonna listen to this but if he did, I would lose my mind. I loved that man's class. I, he, I like student taught with him. And I had to teach. He taught US history. I wanted to student teach history. And he happened to be my cooperating teacher and it was US history. And I was like, ugh. But I had to teach you the Declaration of Independence. And I taught it as a breakup letter. Because when I was in middle school, everyone I broke up with I did it via note. So it seemed like it would resonate with the seventh or eighth graders  in the audience to teach breakup letter.
Cass Maher  47:57   Dear Britain, it's not me. It's you.
Natalie Younger  48:02   we slid this into Britain's locker
Cass Maher  48:04   will you let us have own country? Check Yes, No or Maybe. They said no. We changed that
Natalie Younger  48:10   We're gonna do it anyway. Yeah, we, we crossed-- they said no, but they did it in a pencil, so.
Cass Maher  48:16   PS there's a map on the back of this ...bring it back to Nic Cage.
Natalie Younger  48:22   PS here's where we hid all of the treasure.
Cass Maher  48:25   Say what?
Natalie Younger  48:27   Tray-sure
Cass Maher  48:28   Yeah, US History was always really boring to me because we are such a young nation then it's like cool. We're spending like 12 years in school going over a little bit of this where it's like when you do you know European history or-- that's really the only history we get. You literally got thousands a years on that, so it's like a little variety.
Natalie Younger  48:48   I took a class in high school that was a golden age of the Mediterranean and we like started at like Mesopotamia and like went through the Renaissance?
Cass Maher  48:59   which you probably barely got to touch on anything
Natalie Younger  49:01   Yeah, it's just like--
Cass Maher  49:01   because so much happened inbetween that... cool. They made a painting, statues.
Natalie Younger  49:07   Big wooden horse
Cass Maher  49:07   Split from a lot of churches, bunch of schisms
Natalie Younger  49:10   Yeah we're going to spend one week on all of the schisms, we're gonna cover all the schisms in one week. I will lightly touch on some on some papal orgies in that. There will be there will be an episode of this podcast where I'll cover papal orgies. And then great everyone had the plague and now it's modern day.
Cass Maher  49:33   Cool. If you want to learn any more about this take a really hyper specific elective.
Natalie Younger  49:37   Yeah. Or watch Mamma Mia....to learn about the golden age of the mediterranean. The true Golden Age of the Mediterranean.
Cass Maher  49:46   I feel like this podcast is like the Mamma Mia historic, historical, you know, it's like we're going to talk about this but we're just gonna, we're gonna have fun. and maybe sing a little
Natalie Younger  49:54   and no one can see it but we're definitely wearing huge bell bottoms and platform shoes
Cass Maher  49:58   but there also is a strobe light where Rip is behind on the ones and twos.
Natalie Younger  50:01   Yep. And Rip is wearing like a real like plunging neckline with just chest hair. just magnificent chest hair.
Cass Maher  50:09   Yeah, it's...I wish you guys could see this. It's Fabulous. Yeah.
Natalie Younger  50:14   he's doing this for just for us.
Cass Maher  50:16   Yeah. He spent a lot-- he bought all this equipment just for this
Natalie Younger  50:20   Yes. All this AV equipment.
Cass Maher  50:22   Yo, great story
Natalie Younger  50:23   Yeah so that's the story of Wilma Mankiller. That's Yes. Sybil Ludington. I'm surprised I had never heard of because
Cass Maher  50:28   Yeah, because she
Natalie Younger  50:30   because she's a white woman.
Cass Maher  50:31   She's a white woman. She is like, I feel like she is always, not always, but it is a little more well known Female history. I feel like you can hear abou--you have a better chance of hearing about her. But it would always be like, there's this chick named Sybil, she's good at riding a horse.
Natalie Younger  50:48   "She did it first"
Cass Maher  50:53   Wow, we that was a lot of history.
Natalie Younger  50:55   Yeah, I hope everyone learned.
Cass Maher  50:57   Thanks for sharing.
Natalie Younger  50:58   I hate you so much.
Cass Maher  51:00   You said Wilma Mankiller wrote a memoir.
Natalie Younger  51:06   She has an autobiography.
Cass Maher  51:07   I'm gonna be reading that.
Natalie Younger  51:08   Yeah, I didn't write down the title. But shout out to women's history.org and The New York Times and Wikipedia for for being my major sources.
Those are your citations kids working on your papers.
Thus brings us to the conclusion of the first episode of shared history. Thank you for sharing this with us. Rip doesn't have his mic in front of him, but he just let out the heaviest of sighs.
Cass Maher  51:41   So, if you guys want to get a hold of us, our Instagram and Twitter handles are @sharedpod.
Natalie Younger  51:48   Or you can email us any corrections questions or suggestions of stories or events or people you want to cover in a future episode at [email protected].
Cass Maher  52:00   And the password is
Natalie Younger  52:01   Cass no
Cass Maher  52:02   Oh, no. We don't share that? Great. I should note that shared is spelled like
Natalie Younger  52:10   the word not the name? Not Sonny and?
I was gonna say it was Sonny Cher. No, it is spelled s-h-a-r-e-d. Yes, I wanted to do a Cher bit.
Rip Camillucci  52:18   Cher'd history spelled like Sonny and Cher will be the Patreon bonus series where it's just all Cher stories
Natalie Younger  52:26   and that'll always bring us back to
Nat & Cass  52:28   Mama Mia...on that, note.
Natalie Younger  52:33   Thank you and good night.
Cass Maher  52:35   Good night.
Rip Camillucci  52:40   Thank you for playing arcade audio. play more at arcade audio.net
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75 Best Hip-Hop and R&B Albums of 2019, Ranked
For the final time of 2019, we’ll see you in the comments.
Before you begin scrolling through our list of the 75 best hip-hop and R&B albums of 2019, likely without reading any of the words we affixed to many of them, let’s make sure we’re all on the same page.
The eligibility period for this list is December 24, 2018, through December 9, 2019.
If an artist and/or their record label labeled a project as an “EP,” it was disqualified. We are publishing that list on Friday.
Our entire editorial team determined the selections (and the order of the albums listed). Please don’t send Donna your nasty emails.
No, we’re not on the payroll of “Insert Popular Artist Here.” But, we’d love an investment. Have them email Z.
This list is our list—not yours. We don’t expect, nor do we want, you to agree with every album selection or our ordering; we do want you to discover a few great albums you probably missed throughout the past 12 months and press play.
Great, let’s begin. Happy Holidays.
75. Radamiz — Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
“Lately been accepting my mortality, nobody ever told you that your parents goin’ to get older, too,” Radamiz raps on “Shadowboxing,” the intro to his perfectly-titled sophomore album, Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes. It’s one of many lines that will jump out upon every revisit. Radamiz is a rapper who breathes universal truths, who candidly speaks of being a passion-driven and dreaming-chasing millennial fighting against the odds and the clock. Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes is East Coast hip-hop from a student of the game, who gives an honest portrait of his life with fiery rhymes, and head-nodding production that solidifies Radamiz as one of the best new rappers coming from New York. —Yoh
74. Wale — Wow… That’s Crazy
73. Lil Peep — Everybody's Everything
72. MIKE — Tears of Joy
71. Deem Spencer — Pretty face
70. Yung Baby Tate — GIRLS
Do not forget Yung Baby Tate. On the list of newcomers who released projects in 2019 that put on display their world-conquering star power, Yung Baby Tate shines. GIRLS, Tate’s independent debut, is vividly painted with shades of luscious vocals, radio-ready songwriting, and bright-colored, post-Nicki Minaj lyricism. You’ll remember Tate as the charming, Atlanta-born songstress who rapped, sung, wrote, and self-produced all 15 tracks. Tate is every woman, but also every artist, a living compilation of styles and genres. While GIRLS may be her first full-length offering, the album successfully represents her wide-ranging talents, and why Yung Baby Tate is on the road to a takeover. —Yoh
69. Baby Keem — DFMB
68. Medhane — Own Pace
67. YG — 4REAL 4REAL
66. Kaina — Next to the Sun
65. 03 Greedo & Kenny Beats — Netflix & Deal
Ever wonder what a Netflix binging session with your favorite rapper and producer would be like? 03 Greedo and Kenny Beats’ collaborative debut is the closest you’ll get this year. There’s no underlying concept about cinema’s relationship to rap or trying to create a #cinematic experience; Greedo raps about movies he used to watch in his trap house over a sampling of Kenny’s eclectic beats. Netflix & Deal is as brisk and exciting as any John Wick movie. You know bodies will be caught, but the thrill comes from seeing how they will top themselves this time. Movie magic. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
64. Big K.R.I.T. — K.R.I.T. Iz Here
63. Roddy Ricch — Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial
62. Dreamville — Revenge of The Dreamers III
61. Wiki — OOFIE
60. Malibu Ken — Malibu Ken
Aesop Rock deserves to have a little fun. Teaming up with producer TOBACCO for , he puts his extensive vocabulary to use, describing plants dying from neglect on tour and the inner workings of Bob Ross paintings. TOBACCO’s woozy pre-tech synths whir and click at the speed of rap, matching Rock’s saturated yellows with nauseating greens. Malibu Ken is colorful, silly, and more than just a little morbid, a perfect slice of Magic Eye playtime handspun by two of alt-rap’s most endearing weirdos. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
59. Summer Walker — Over It
58. Jack Harlow — Confetti
57. Jhay Cortez — Famouz
56. Young Dolph & Key Glock — Dum and Dummer
55. Grip — Snubnose 
Snubnose, the sophomore project by Atlanta rapper Grip, is a sneaky album. The kind of independent release that sounds major from a newcomer who could be confused as a young veteran. Where there should be kinks, Snubnose appears polished; where most artists fall into a mimicry of trends, Grip leans into original storytelling. He makes 13-tracks about gun violence feel like you’re watching a violent Quentin Tarantino film, with far-less n-words. Meticulous in form, riveting in execution, Snubnose is one rap album that you won’t forget. One of the best surprises of 2019. —Yoh
54. Roc Marciano — Marcielago
53. Young Nudy & Pi'erre Bourne — Sli'merre
52. SiR — Chasing Summer
51. Kano — Hoodies All Summer
50. YBN Cordae — The Lost Boy
YBN Cordae remembers what albums sounded like during the blog era. When Kendrick Lamar made Section.80; when J. Cole made Friday Night Lights; when Chance the Rapper made Acid Rap. Cordae channels that timeframe into , his debut album on Atlantic Records. The North Carolina-born, Maryland-raised rapper weaves through a coming-of-age story with thoughtful self-reflection, pointed storytelling, and soulful nostalgia. It’s a charming, major-label effort by a developing and youthful rapper with an open, old soul. Cordae still lacks a defining identity, but at the very least, The Lost Boy proves he knows how to tell a compelling story. —Yoh
49. Flying Lotus — Flamagra
48. Injury Reserve — Injury Reserve
47. Kevin Abstract — Arizona Baby
46. SAINt JHN — Ghetto Lenny’s Love Songs
45. Griselda — WWCD
Griselda’s debut album, WWCD, does not feel like a traditional debut. The record is wider in scope and sharper in presentation. Between the ferocity of Benny The Butcher, the ear of Westside Gunn, and the mighty snarl of Conway The Machine, Griselda are Buffalo, NY’s unstoppable force. As a group, Griselda have little to prove. Alone and together, the trio have gotten cosigns from some of hip-hop’s greatest writers: Black Thought, Pusha-T, and Raekwon. Respect given is respect earned and studied, in the case of Griselda. Bar for bar, WWCD is the essence of New York street rap for the modern era.—Donna-Claire Chesman
44. Maxo Kream — Brandon Banks
43. Kemba — Gilda
42. Mereba — The Jungle Is The Only Way Out
41. Baby Rose — To Myself
40. Lucky Daye — Painted
Given this was his debut record, Lucky Daye could've played it safe. As anyone who's heard "Roll Some Mo"—Painted's lead single and Lucky's breakout hit—knows, there's a wrenching tenderness to his voice that fits like a glove atop stripped-back production. The risk he took to pepper his album with funkier pop cuts, then, is not one every artist would have taken. Fortunately, Lucky rises to the challenge, proving himself a dynamic enough artist to erase this risk altogether. Plus, when he breaks out those vocals, they're all the more affecting because they've been used sparingly.—Hershal Pandya
39. KOTA The Friend — FOTO
No album warrants a tracklist of 19 songs. Yet, in crafting a worthy spiritual successor to the Rawkus Records era of music that many fondly romanticize, KOTA The Friend comes as close as humanly possible to justifying this run-time on FOTO. The album personifies the term “easy-listening,” maintaining a consistent mood throughout between KOTA’s strikingly unaffected delivery and the delicate, jazzy production on which he raps. No slouch on the mic, KOTA possesses a rare gift for situating bravado alongside vulnerability. He conjures favorable similarities to Phonte at his best, but not so much that FOTO ever suffers for these comparisons. —Hershal Pandya
38. Future — Future Hndrxx Presents: The WIZRD
Women, wealth, and worries are the three Ws found pulsing through the veins of Future’s seventh studio album, . Lyrically, there’s nothing new under WZRD’s promethazine sun, but the magic is in his ability to resurrect old muses as revamped concepts. Future hasn’t radically changed over the years, but here the presentation is altered. WZRD is another installment of melodic confessing, hypnotic anthems, and oil-black trap production that carries the infectious torch passed down from its predecessors. Still, it stands alone as a fresh glimpse into Future’s rockstar world. —Yoh
37. Quelle Chris — Guns
Quelle Chris is self-aware enough to know that everything in this life—emotions, money, ourselves—is weaponized. His sixth studio album Guns isn’t about physical violence as much as it’s a deconstruction of the actions we take in a world slowly devouring itself. Quelle travels the roads of Trump’s America with a twisted sense of humor and animated beats as his only sidearms, jumping between characters, ideas, and planes of existence as only he can. Guns is a polemic on reality itself, a reminder that no weapon formed against a sharp mind shall prosper. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
36. Toro y Moi — Outer Peace
What good is inner peace when the outer world is falling apart? Toro y Moi’s Outer Peace combines a sleek disco sheen with contemporary rap cadences to bring pep to an increasingly passive-aggressive world. The housing market has crashed (“New House”), and sex barely sells like it used to (“Ordinary Pleasure”), but at least James Murphy is spinning records at his house tonight (“Laws of The Universe”). That cynical sense of humor alone will keep your toe tapping throughout Outer Peace, that is,if the gorgeous grooves and crushing low-end don’t. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
35. James Blake — Assume Form
The most accessible of his projects to date, is a triumphant release that marks the evolution of James Blake’s artistry, as he matures past the reductive “sad boy” label he’s famously lamented. An unapologetically romantic album, Blake sheds the claustrophobic production of his previous output in favor of shimmering compositions, genuine hooks, and winning collaborations with the likes of André 3000 and Rosalia. Retaining his lyrical flair, Blake punctuates the album with quintessential lines, like “let's go home and talk shit about everyone,” that reminds you of the artist who first grabbed your attention years ago. —Hershal Pandya
34. Bad Bunny — X 100PRE
I’m in love with the way Bad Bunny says his name. I’m a sucker for a good self-reference, but I’m even more of a sucker for the way Bad Bunny bets on his longevity. With that, X 100PRE, Bunny’s debut album, is about being everlasting in a microwaved music industry. The record covers all adjacent hip-hop genres—which, at this point, means all genres—from pop-punk to trap, to lighter fare, and ballads with fine attention to getting our hips moving. You hear Bad Bunny, and you dance; you sing your heart out; you weep, and you celebrate. In one record, Bad Bunny captured every mode of human living. —Donna-Claire Chesman
33. Kyle Dion — SUGA
There are no words to explain Kyle Dion’s amazing, stunning, arresting, becoming, disarming, endearing, charming, affirming, enchanting, beguiling, mollifying, soothing, blaring, encouraging, surprising, yearning, pining, astounding, breathtaking, stupefying, thrilling, outstanding, exciting, exhilarating, electrifying, intoxicating, moving vocal tone on SUGA. Just press play. —Donna-Claire Chesman
32. Kehlani — While We Wait
While We Wait isn’t the full entrée, it’s just the appetizer. While waiting on the full-length follow-up to 2017’s SweetSexySavage, Kehlani treated fans to a taste of where she’s heading next. Kehlani bares her soul as staunchly as she always has to provide an unfiltered look into her state of mind. On While We Wait, she’s equal parts vulnerable and commanding, struggling to move on from a complicated relationship on “Too Deep” before confidently telling off an old lover on “Nunya.” With a diverse complement of beats, storylines, and moods, there’s plenty to enjoy on this small project. —Kenan Draughorne
31. 2 Chainz — Rap or Go to the League
Twenty-three years after the late, great Notorious B.I.G. rapped, “Either you’re slinging crack rock, or you got a wicked jump shot,” Atlanta hip-hop veteran 2 Chainz stands as an example of a man who had the jump shot and sold the drugs but ultimately chose rap as his escape route from poverty. His fifth studio album, Rap or Go to the League, is an opulent celebration inspired by the city that raised him and the odds he’s overcome. Rap or go to the League is a grown man still progressing as an artist, finding his most introspective voice. —Yoh
30. slowthai — Nothing Great About Britain
An agile storyteller, Northampton’s slowthai expertly mixes elements of UK grime and drill while unpacking the micro and macro of his British upbringing. Carrying no pretensions and seamlessly style-shifting across genres with his frenetic cadence, the singular rapper makes you move and listen simultaneously. In a year that has seen British rap dominate—from DAVE and Little Simz to Skepta and Octavian—slowthai’s versatility and poignant messaging set him apart. He’s funny while commanding attention, hilariously painting stark portraits of British classism, racism, and abuse in an ultimately gripping and focused fashion. —Zach Miller
29. Maxo — LIL BIG MAN
Maxo makes growing up sound incisive and blaring. This album takes place in the crevices of the torment of maturing. is a dusty reclamation of voice, relying on traditional boom bap structures and methodical writing to deliver a solemnly eviscerating experience. The wisdom baked into LIL BIG MAN will at once inspire, surprise, and soothe you. Maxo is Def Jam’s best-kept secret, but not for much longer. —Donna-Claire Chesman
28. Lizzo — Cuz I Love You
Equal parts bold, sexy, and witty, is a commanding listen that features Lizzo at her best. Harnessing her confident mic presence and ear for massive hooks, Lizzo creates a genuinely urgent body of work. A showcase for her eclectic sensibilities, the album jumps effortlessly between the eponymous opener, which recalls the work of The Alabama Shakes, to the infectious pop stylings of “Juice,” without missing a beat. It’s a shame Lizzo infamously fixated on one mixed review because overwhelmingly, the universal response to Cuz I Love You was justifiably glowing. —Hershal Pandya
27. Anderson .Paak — Ventura
A throwback to the beloved soul music of the ’70s, is a return to form for Anderson .Paak after the mixed bag that was . The key takeaway here is Anderson .Paak is fine when he raps, but he is special when he sings. Whether via the glorious, Smokey Robinson-assisted cut, “Make It Better,” or the disarmingly danceable, “Twilight,” Ventura is a breathing testament to this takeaway. The album offers lush canvasses to showcase the stunningly silky tone of .Paak’s voice. Add to this a transcendent André 3000 guest verse, and the case for Ventura becomes undeniable. —Hershal Pandya
26. GoldLink — Diaspora
Subtlety isn’t a characteristic that listeners often encounter on a major label album; the machine believes in a straight line product that doesn’t require further explanation. That’s not GoldLink. The Maryland native is a master of music woven to unveil slowly. With , his RCA “debut,” Link has created his most subtle, yet replayable work of art. Thanks to production warm as spring, Diaspora is a splash of Utopian sunshine, yet in the shadows of his lyrics, the 26-year-old is adding his mysterious life to the lexicon of Black music. It’s the mystery that endures, not the explanation, and GoldLink shapes Diaspora to be an album that lasts. —Yoh
25. Solange — When I Get Home
Solange’s take on Houston hip-hop belongs in a museum. She treats her hometown’s “chopped and screwed” traditions with elevated care throughout When I Get Home, placing it on a golden pedestal to be admired and revered. Dispersing interludes at every turn in the form of fragmented conversations and poems, she creates a linear journey that eternally builds upon itself. When “Almeda” parades into the spotlight with strutting kicks and whooping vocals, it’s impossible not to stand and salute Solange. —Kenan Draughorne
24. Rico Nasty & Kenny Beats — Anger Management
Kenny! Rico! Together! A match perfectly made, is a brisk concept album that captures all the stages of a temper tantrum and boasts some of Rico’s best work (“Big Titties”), and highlights the duo’s impeccable chemistry. Rico made this album from the heat of anger and the thrill of the up-and-down. She imparts boundless energy unto every cut. Kenny’s production is from another plane where music is warped and only made on acid. Their collective thump and vigor make Anger Management the pump-up album of every summer. —Donna-Claire Chesman
23. billy woods — Terror Management
You can’t eat books. You can’t rest easy at night. You can’t trust those closest to you. These are the lessons of billy woods’ second album of 2019, Terror Management. A show of strength from woods, who is writing through the apocalypse, Terror Management feels like being led down a series of jagged alleyways by a dishonest narrator. A narrator who is mistrustful in their own right. The album is knotty and internal. The album is wounded and beside itself. At times, Terror Management serenades fear. Sometimes, it merely quakes in place. Sometimes, woods cracks a joke. Most importantly, Terror Management is fucking good, man. Fucking. Good. —Donna-Claire Chesman
22. Ari Lennox — Shea Butter Baby
Ari Lennox blessed my new apartment during our interview; her soul is kind, and her music is knowing. Her musings on the failures of modern dating sound scrumptious with her silky vocal texture. The beauty of Shea Butter Baby is in the way Ari captures minutiae and makes it sound regal. She does not pull from the abstract, and it’s the rootedness of her art, the humble quality of the content, that makes the album such a triumph. Ari’s professing that this record is for Black women, too, is triumphant. The beauty and love of community permeate the work. —Donna-Claire Chesman
21. Polo G — Die A Legend 
Polo G isn’t waiting to receive his flowers. At just 20 years old, the Chicago rapper’s debut album, Die A Legend,reads like a breathless statement of purpose. Life has taken too much from the rapper, born Taurus Bartlett, for him to quit now. Across the album’s 14 tracks, scars created by loved ones lost (“Deep Wounds”) and a corrupt police system (“BST”) compel his meticulous croons. Even a banger like “Pop Out” mixes the spoils of victory and pained reflection with dizzying ease. Die A Legend maintains this balance throughout, finding energy in the melancholic. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
20. Snoh Aalegra — -ugh, those feels again
Often, you'll listen to a modern R&B record, and sandwiched between trap concessions and crossover attempts, will be a bare and emotive track that'll make you wonder, “why isn’t this the album?” On , Snoh Aalegra took this approach and ran with it, constructing an album composed entirely of these deep-cuts. The effect is 14 organic songs, across which Aalegra shows remarkable restraint. Though her vocals are as lush as the production, she's careful never to over-sing or push for the emotion. As she acknowledges via the album's title, the "feels" are more of an inevitability than anything else. —Hershal Pandya
19. DaBaby — Baby On Baby
DaBaby’s Baby On Baby is 32 minutes of exhilarating trap sermons. He builds the church of Baby On Baby upon confidence pure as cocaine, a charisma so contagious it could charm the Halliwell sisters. The lively, dynamic production perfectly fits his distinctive, Southern rap voice. There are few holes to be found in DaBaby’s artistic armor; it’s refreshing to hear a new artist sound so developed. Baby On Baby is one of the most replayable albums of the year, and at this rate, we will remember 2019 as the year that DaBaby broke out and began his hip-hop takeover. —Yoh
18. Burna Boy — African Giant
With African Giant, international Nigerian superstar Burna Boy created more than a masterpiece. He created a social statement and global experience. Burna paints a spiritual picture, one that is uniquely his own, yet still feels like it belongs to all of us. African Giant is undeniably Naija, dipped in history and Yoruba dialect, leaping over language and cultural barriers. Burna’s lyrics are poignant, coasting over production charged with Afrofusion anthems, dancehall riddims, and hymns. The 19-track album is not just a vibe; it’s a victory. —Ronnia Cherry
17. Boogie — Everythings For Sale
On , Boogie accomplishes the rare feat of making an intensely personal album that is simultaneously self-aware and suitably mature enough to avoid veering into the trap of solipsism. A distinctly West Coast album that borrows influences from the Midwest, Boogie brings the specificity of his lyricism to life with pretty production, alliteration-heavy flows, and an effortless knack for melody. All of these come together to create a surprisingly pleasant listening experience, despite the album’s undeniably dense subject matter. —Hershal Pandya
16. Little Brother — May The Lord Watch
That North Carolina duo Little Brother’s exists is a blessing. It was unclear if we’d ever see Little Brother—currently comprised of rappers Phonte and Rapper Big Pooh—on a record together again, but they pulled it off. On their fifth album, they sound like they’re happy to be together again. Phonte and Pooh appear rejuvenated, modernizing The Minstrel Show’saestheticwhile still dropping jewels that rap fans of any age will find relatable. The beats shimmer, and the rhymes are funny and poignant. Let’s be thankful that UBN’s hiatus was only temporary. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
15. EarthGang — Mirrorland
EarthGang’s Dreamville debut, , doesn’t stop moving. The motion of each song is exuberant and dynamic, a result of multi-flavored carnival production paired with WowGr8 and Olu’s animated storytelling. How the creative West Atlanta duo stretch and morph their voices to match a variety of styles and sounds make for an exhilarating debut album. It’s a Crayola box wrapped in dynamite. Mirrorland explodes from start to finish. —Yoh
14. Rapsody — Eve
Rapsody’s life music has evolved. Where 2017’s saw Rap focusing inward and weaving a gorgeous tapestry of the Black woman’s experience, features Rap looking outward in all directions. With her most enlivened performances to date, Rapsody honors the Black women who came before her, all to the point of creating opportunities for the Black women who will come after her to take up space. As an album, Eve is lively and emboldened. As a mission statement, Eve is admirable. Rapsody’s deep love of history and Blackness make this the most excitable album in her deep catalog. —Donna-Claire Chesman
13. Beyoncé — HOMECOMING: THE LIVE ALBUM
I remember falling in love when I first saw the HOMECOMING: THE LIVE ALBUM during a live screening of Coachella. Beyoncé has always been a great performer, but this album is more than just a performance. HOMECOMING: THE LIVE ALBUM pays homage to the Black artists that came before Beyoncé, it acknowledges how her Blackness has shaped her, and how she has shaped her Blackness. When she decided to share this moment of brilliance with the world, there was one word that came to mind: thankful. HOMECOMING is a replica of Beyoncé’s Coachella performance. It doesn’t just take us back to the moment; it fully placed us in it, as if we were there with her witnessing her at her peak. —Simi Moonlight
12. Danny Brown — uknowhatimsayin¿
Even at its darkest, Danny Brown’s music is bunches of fun. He gets immense joy from rhyming words together over the weirdest beats he can find. His traditionalist methods and gonzo music preferences meet halfway like never before on his fifth studio album The conceptual bombast of previous projects is thrown out the studio windows for thoughtful raps over zany beats. Executive produced by Q-Tip, the project is loose and punchy, chock full of vignettes as suitable for an open-mic standup set as they are for a rap album. At 38 years old, Danny has little left to prove. uknowhatimsayin¿ makes every word count. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
11. Megan Thee Stallion — Fever
The rise of Megan Thee Stallion is a blessing to witness. With her formal 300 Entertainment debut, the “1501 Queen” establishes herself as one of the most charismatic forthright rappers working. Her energy is explosive. Her writing is bombastic. Her deliveries are bursting with conviction and swagger. Megan Thee Mack is unchained and unstoppable on , a celebration of her Houston roots and flair for spending another man’s coin. Megan is a dominant force in hip-hop, and considering the sheer strength of Fever, she does not seem to be slowing down. —Donna-Claire Chesman
10. Young Thug — So Much Fun
is a safer work than some of Young Thug’s more elastic, head-spinning offerings. Across 18 songs, the long-awaited debut uses shoulder-shaking trap rhythms and ear-candy melodies to deliver his most accessible work since Rich Gang’s 2014 mixtape, Rich Gang: Tha Tour Pt. 1. It’s still Thug, though. He provides humor and hits, thrilling bravado, and infectious style, all while being the original nucleus that inspires many of his contemporaries today. So Much Fun is the commercial oeuvre for an artist who was always a star but never shined in the mainstream. —Yoh
9. FKA twigs — MAGDALENE
Heartbreak can be oddly beautiful. Rarely do people experience the depths of human emotion as fiercely as when they’re cocooned in its all-consuming agony. If this sounds at all like bad teenage poetry, trust me when I say FKA twigs mines this territory much more gracefully on her transcendent sophomore album, MAGDALENE. Listening to her sing tortured lyrics like, “Were you ever sure? No, no, no, not with me” in her painfully pretty falsetto, it’s hard not to luxuriate in her—and, by extension, your—palpable anguish. Musically, the album conveys the same message more viscerally. It envelops you in asphyxiating production, delivering pockets of euphoric catharsis in the form of cinematic instrumental flourishes and twigs’ gorgeous, boundless vocals. —Hershal Pandya
8. MAVI — Let the Sun Talk
MAVI wants us to understand him on his terms. At just 20 years old, the Charlotte, North Carolina native is capable of bending words to his will, a Sorcerer Supreme in the making coming to grips with his Infinity Stone. On his debut album, , MAVI’s words exist on the borders of Black thought, spirituality, and raw honesty; they are puzzles revealing different configurations with every listen. If you know, you know, and if you don’t, MAVI’s technical skill and ear for beats are enough to pull in weary travelers. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
7. billy woods & Kenny Segal — Hiding Places
billy woods and Kenny Segal are not scared; they are not in hiding. Instead, they are affecting wordsmith and mad scientist banding together to traverse the depths of retread emotions. A record concerned with the past and what it means for an emotional space to become hollow, will challenge and reward you in the same turn. Kenny Segal’s production is quietly cacophonous and cloudy, while woods presents his most direct and open writing to date. The pair belongs together. —Donna-Claire Chesman
6. Denzel Curry — ZUU
Denzel Curry is proof you can always go home. His latest album, ZUU, is a testament to home as the ultimate battery charger. Curry sheds the conceptual bombast of his last album, TA13OO, in favor of a non-stop thrill ride through the streets of his native Carol City, Florida. The sun-drenched comforts and drawbacks of home, along with clanging production from longtime collaborators FnZ, help him paint some of the most vivid images of his career. These are top-down bangers baked in the 98-degree sun. With ZUU, Denzel Curry found freedom in his backyard. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
5. Little Simz — GREY Area
Little Simz wants you to stop fucking with her heart. She says as much two tracks into , her boldly cathartic third studio album. At 25, Simz is approaching the threshold of adulthood with more questions than answers, armed with bars that cut to the bone. She’s been one of the UK’s best rappers for years, but her songs have never been so focused, the beats—cooked up by longtime producer Inflo—never so varied and explosive. GREY Area is her masterwork, a panoramic view of a future star fighting back a quarter-life crisis. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
4. Dave — Psychodrama
Plenty of reviews have regarded Dave’s as an album of a generation, a landmark of UK hip-hop, and we have to agree. Dave burrows into the depths of his psyche, and bravely reports his findings in an accessible and banging format. He makes the intimate aggressive and touching all at once. Psychodrama reveals Dave to be a master writer and rapper, an artist’s artist, and an artist to watch for years to come. —Donna-Claire Chesman
3. Freddie Gibbs & Madlib — Bandana
Good rap sequels are hard to come by. Thankfully, Freddie Gibbs and Madlib aren’t your average rapper-producer duo. Their debut album, 2014’s , recontextualized their respective sounds while cross-pollinating with each other’s audiences. This year’s is more holistic in form, its creators in sync for the first time. Their camaraderie strengthens Gibbs’ elastic flows (“Situations”) and storytelling (“Fake Names”) as much as it pushes Madlib to embellish his trademark samples with trap hi-hats (“Half Manne Half Cocaine”) and crisp kick drums (“Gat Damn”). Trust and freedom embolden this latest chapter in the MadGibbs Cinematic Universe. —Dylan "CineMasai" Green
2. Jamila Woods — Legacy! Legacy!
Jamila Woods makes eternal music. Her runs, her inflections, and her writing are all meant to stand the test of time. On Legacy! Legacy!,Jamila performs a time-bending act, bringing her literary heroes back to life and keeping them squarely in our thoughts as she carries their poetics into her classic album. Legacy!’s success is rooted in a fullness of life and self-love. There is so much agony in the world, but there is still so much love to share. Jamila Woods is in the business of spreading love. Plus, the record also doubles as a great reading list. —Donna-Claire Chesman
1. Tyler, the Creator — IGOR
was a new dawn for Tyler, The Creator. A heartbroken and deluxe dawn. A funky and riveting one. IGOR covered the whole spectrum of heartache. From urgency and helplessness to naming, to pining, to grieving, to coming into yourself. Every step of nursing our lost souls was found on IGOR. The operative question of this epic album is: Who do we become when the rug is pulled out from under us, and our hearts break? The answer is multiple, and each thread of reply makes up the fabric of IGOR. We became angry. We become obsessive. We become deranged. We become desperate, at first for the past, and finally, for peace.
We’ve lived with IGOR for seven months. In those seven months, new meanings have continued to reveal themselves as the album gets uninterrupted play. I heard IGOR at a taco spot in Philly. I hear IGOR in my sleep. The ubiquity of its themes makes it an easy record to latch onto, sure. But the sparkle of its static, the grandiosity of its arrangement, and the needling melodies and vocal performances make IGOR a sonic marvel, too. Let’s also not forget this album is a queer triumph.
IGOR is the album of the year because it was the most ambitious and wrenching record of 2019. IGOR is an album you hold tight and play deep into the night and then play again when the sun comes up, and your eyes are crusted. It’s the album you remember during your last fight, and the album you play when you’ve achieved apathy in the face of pain. It’s the album for when you care too much, and for when you sincerely hope they’re happy. IGOR is as spectacular as the heartbreak itself.
In a world committed to making us all feel like tiny performers on tiny stages, dancing for imaginary currency, IGOR expands our universes. Suddenly, our every move feels precious, purposeful. Our feelings become valid; our hopes and dreams become imperative. Who we are is imperative. Tyler may be wearing a pressed suit and wig, but he is unmasked. Thanks to IGOR, we follow suit.—Donna-Claire Chesman
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The following blog post, unless otherwise noted, was written by a member of Gamasutra’s community. The thoughts and opinions expressed are those of the writer and not Gamasutra or its parent company.
[Video Game Deep Cuts is a weekly newsletter from curator/video game industry veteran Simon Carless, rounding up the best longread & standout articles & videos about games, every weekend. This week's highlights include Hitman level design, What Remains of Edith Finch, and much, much more.
As I battle jetlag after my return from Asia to a sunny California spring, I've been thinking a lot this week about discoverability for games again. Shouldn't there be more niche game subscription services out there for those looking to support underappreciated/'different' titles? I love Humble Monthly, but some of the more mainstream subscribers seem to get grumpy about the quirkier indie titles in it at times - much like PS4 players litter indie YouTube trailer comments with fist-shaking.
And how about adding context to the games in a subscription with dev interview videos, 'Let's Play'-style playthoughs, or even analysis videos? Would any of you sign up for something like this? Curious...
- Simon, curator.]
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Passing Through Ghosts in Pac-Man (John Harris / Gamasutra Blogs) "This is an excerpt from my book Bug Voyage: A Tour of Classic Game Glitches, available in the current Rogue Souls Storybundle [SIMON'S NOTE: which I curated!]. The book also contains information on pseudorandom number generation, doing low-level math in binary and decimal, and how you can crash any Galaga machine without even putting money in."
Writing Indie Games Is Like Being a Musician. In the Bad Way. (Jeff Vogel / The Bottom Feeder) "Over the last couple years, I've gotten a fair amount of attention for my articles about the Indie Bubble and the Indie Glut.  (And even a GDC talk.) At last, I can complete the trilogy of articles. Now we can look around and see where we've ended up, a phase which I suspect will be permanent. [SIMON'S NOTE: Please read this.]"
Legendary Game Maker Peter Molyneux Talks Regrets and What's Next (Chris Suellentrop / Glixel) "That enthusiasm for the unknown is the hallmark of 57-year-old Molyneux's long career. He stopped by the Glixel offices in March to talk – barely – about his next game, Legacy, as well as to speak at length about everything from No Man's Sky and Pokémon Go to his aborted Kinect experiment, Milo."
toco toco ep.49, Yoko Taro, Game Creator (toco toco TV / YouTube) "In this episode, we spend the day in Osaka with Yoko Taro, director of the famous Drakengard and NieR series. Our first stop will be at PlatinumGames, the studio that was in charge of developing Yoko’s most recent title: NieR: Automata."
How Hitman’s Hokkaido level was made (Alex Wiltshire / RockPaperShotgun) "The latest Hitman['s]... levels are a jetset tour of places you believe could exist, but these aren’t just credible environments, they’re also machines for killing in. And the first season of Hitman closed with one of its best. Hokkaido is at once compact and expansive, melodramatic and credible, and I talked to IO about how it was designed."
Game Over, Uwe Boll (Darryn King / Vanity Fair) "The man known as the world’s worst director is now retired and running a Vancouver restaurant. But he’s still not done waiting for the world to give him his due. [SIMON'S NOTE: you really should read this one, if only for Boll's random Chris Kohler diss, haha.]"
Inside the Resilient ‘Team Fortress 2’ Community on the PlayStation 3 (Aron Garst / Motherboard) "To say that PS3 players got a raw deal is one hell of an understatement. But they've managed, and made friends along the way."
THOTH, And How I Talk About Games (Errant Signal / YouTube) "Just a little thing I made at the end of last month while fighting off some sickness. [SIMON'S NOTE: an interesting - if a bit self-doubt-y - meta-analysis from one of the better YouTube game analysis folks on how you should approach mechanics-led games in terms of commentary.]"
Valve has cut Dota 2 royalties, and workshop creators are crying foul (Arthur Gies / Polygon) "There’s unrest in Dota 2’s community this week, as several artists responsible for many of the free-to-play game’s popular cosmetic items allege that Steam owner and Dota 2 developer Valve Software has systematically reduced their earnings and may be permanently damaging the long-term viability of Dota 2’s business model."
Magic: The Gathering's Head Designer Has A Damn Hard Job (JR Goldberg / Kotaku) "“Magic is secretly, not really … it’s not one game,” head Magic: The Gathering designer Mark Rosewater told me. “It is actually a bunch of different games that all have a shared rule system. Every time I make a card set, I’m making the game for everybody, but for each person, it’s a different game to them.”"
Roam free: A history of open-world gaming (Richard Moss / Ars Technica) "Open-world video games bear the impossible promise—offering compelling, enjoyable open-endedness and freedom within the constraints of what is, by necessity of the medium, an extremely limited set of possible actions. These games provide a list of (predominantly violent) verbs that's minuscule in comparison to the options you would face in identical real-life situations. Yet, we can't get enough of them."
Tom Clancy's Inherent Silliness: Why Ghost Recon Wildlands Couldn't Escape Its Fate (Cameron Kunzelman / Paste) "Ghost Recon Wildlands is a silly game. One might be tempted to think that it’s an intentionally silly game bordering on satire. I mean, after all, it’s almost a parody of games in its genre: it’s a third-person shooter game where four operatives, a handler, and some almost-Communist rebels take on and fully dismantle the infrastructure of a country that’s been fully taken over by a drug cartel."
The Game Beat Weekly: The pressure to stay in line (Kyle Orland / TinyLetter) "These apologetic quotes both get at a truth that's rarely explicitly acknowledged in the world of game criticism: being out of step with the critical or fan consensus on a big-name game or franchise is often not an easy thing to do. At best, having a contrary opinion about a big game these days means being subject to a huge stream of nasty comments, tweets, and e-mails about your view."
The Last Game I Make Before I Die: The Crashlands Postmortem (Sam Coster / GDC / YouTube) "Crashlands was developed by a team of three brothers in response to one of them being diagnosed with late stage cancer. In this 2017 session, Butterscotch Shenanigans' Samuel Coster tells the parallel stories of one family's battle with cancer and the creation of a cross-platform crafting RPG, and find yourself inspired to continue your great work no matter what life throws at you."
The Growing Indie Game Development Scene of South Africa (Lena LeRay / IndieGames.com) "South Africa's video game development scene has been through a lot of ups and downs since it got started in the mid-90s. The indie scene in particular got its first big break in 2010, with the entry of Desktop Dungeons on the world stage."
Destiny's meta shifts are fascinating (Cole Tomashot / Zam) "A meta shift is usually the result of a content release, player discovery, or patch. What makes these meta shifts interesting, is that while they are occurring a push and pull relationship between developers and players reveals itself as both parties play a role in a game’s meta."
Meeting Andrzej Sapkowski, the writer who created The Witcher (Robert Purchese / Eurogamer) "Andrzej Sapkowski has something of a reputation. To start with, he's a big deal. He invented Geralt, witchers, Triss, Ciri, the whole thing - it all came out of his head. He has won awards and his work is revered, especially in Poland. More than once I've heard him described as the Polish Tolkien. But I've also heard he can be difficult - and I'm on my way to meet him."
The sound of SID: 35 years of chiptune’s influence on electronic music (James Newman / The Conversation) "Fortunately, Yannes did know something about music, as well as semiconductors and designing chips. And so in 1981 he began work on what would arguably become the most important milestone in videogame music and one whose influence still resonates to this day: the MOS Technology 6581, also known as the Sound Interface Device, but much better known as the SID. [SIMON'S NOTE: quite a few game soundtracks analyzed in this neat piece!]"
Balancing Cards in Clash Royale (Stefan Engblom / GDC / YouTube) "In this 2017 GDC session, Stefan Engblom, game designer on the Clash Royale team, talks about the philosophies and principles used for balancing cards and gameplay in Supercell's Clash Royale."
The Ten Most Important Early Computer and Video Games (Jaz Rignall / USGamer) "Today's gaming industry is a massive, multibillion dollar entertainment juggernaut. But what are its roots? I thought I'd take a trip back to the very dawn of gaming history and take a look at the devices, inventions, and innovations that gave rise to our favorite pastime."
Mike Tyson's Punch Out NES Nintendo 30th Anniversary (Gajillionaire / YouTube) "30 years ago on March 31, 1987, Little Mac defeated the Super Macho Man for the W.V.B.A. World Heavyweight Title. We look back with YouTube personalities from all over and remember back to that epic night. Then, sit back and watch the original “broadcast” of the classic Championship title fight!"
Three reasons streaming is replacing the Let’s Play industry (Michael Sawyer / Polygon) "YouTube personalities recording themselves playing games is big business, and it seems to be the dominant way for gaming influencers to make money on the platform. The art form is known as “Let’s Play,” although that term doesn’t have much in the way of a set definition. But why does it seem like so many personalities on YouTube are moving to livestreams?"
Jonathan Coulton - All This Time (Official Video) (Jonathan Coulton / YouTube) "From his new album Solid State, out April 28. The album has a companion graphic novel written by Matt Fraction and drawn by Albert Monteys. It's a science fiction story about the internet, the future, artificial intelligence, and how probably only love will save us. [SIMON'S NOTE: this song is wonderful, but the music video is what permits its inclusion in this roundup, heh.]"
Why Video Game Guns 'Feel Good' (Emmanuel Maiberg / Motherboard) "Six out of the top 10 bestselling video games in February heavily featured guns and shooting. The same was true in January and all of 2016. Like it or hate it, video games and guns have gone hand-in-hand for decades and there's no reason to assume that this will change in the near future. [SIMON'S NOTE: part of a series - also see Veteran Developers Remember the Weirdest Guns in Gaming, heh.]"
The sublime horror of the unknown: Ian Dallas and What Remains of Edith Finch (Kris Ligman / Zam) "Director Ian Dallas, as it turns out, was more than willing to discuss the artistic and literary influences behind What Remains of Edith Finch with me -- as well as chat about a few paths the game did not end up going down."
The Game Archaeologist: How DIKUMUD Shaped Modern MMOs (Justin Olivetti / Massively Overpowered) "Even though there are hundreds and thousands of MMOs spanning several decades, only a small handful were so incredibly influential that they changed the course of development for games from then on out. DikuMUD is one of these games, and it is responsible for more of what you experience in your current MMOs than you even know."
The art and joy of video game photography (Simon Parkin / Eurogamer) "Now, when facing up against a Hyrulian monstrosity, my first thought is not, 'Which sword should I use', but rather, 'To which spot should I lure the beast to make the best use of the light?' In 2017, in my game at least, more Links have died taking compendium shots than in encounters with sharks (and not only because the sharks in Hyrule are talkative, handsome and kind)."
Classic Game Postmortem: Maniac Mansion (Ron Gilbert / GDC / YouTube) "In this 2011 Classic Game Postmortem, Maniac Mansion developer Ron Gilbert revisits the classic adventure game and recounts tales from the game's development process. "
Strange Beasts, a sci-fi short about an augmented reality game (Jason Kottke / Magali Barbé / Kottke.org) "Magali Barbé wrote and directed this short sci-fi video about an imaginary augmented reality game called Strange Beasts. It starts off with a “hey, yeah, cool, augemented reality games are going to be fun to play” vibe but gradually veers down the same dystopian path as a lot of augmented reality fictions (like Keiichi Matsuda’s Hyper-Reality)."
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A Jikook Guide to RunBTS: 66-80
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Things in this batch start out a little slow, KM-wise, but seriously pick up around the Toronto episodes. It features the episodes where both RM and Jin ask if JK and JM are a couple, so it includes the giggly hand-push game that helped make me a jikook believer! 
As usual, let me know if I’ve missed anything or should take another look at something. :)
Ep 66 "BTS in a Comic Book Cafe Part 1" (Ep: 2 / KM: 1)
The one that I can’t help but feel would be more fun if I was more familiar with the comics involved, but the guys make it cute anyway
3:08 - This is a little hard to see because they use weird angles and cuts, but JK sings a piece of a theme song and JM catches his eye and sings with him.
9:23 - JK leans in over JM's shoulder to see how many people are on the comic book page
10:18 - JM does the same when it's JK's turn
BEHIND 10:29 - JM jokes around with JK and does the playful chest tap thing
Ep 67 "BTS in a Comic Book Cafe Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 1)
None
BEHIND 7:28 - JM asks JK if there's a comic book he wants and says he'll buy it for him if so
Ep 68 "Heart Pang" (Ep: 1 / KM: 0)
The one where I can't for the life of me understand the board game they are playing
None. 
Ep 69 "BTS in Toronto Part 1" (Ep: 4 / KM: 5)
The Toronto one where Jikook wear matching denim shirts while going to Niagara Falls, getting lunch, and playing games
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2:36 - RM says there are certain people who will struggle with the wake up challenge. JK and JM readily seem to admit it's them. 
6:29 - JM hangs back (to walk with JK?) when the rest of the group starts heading for the Falls.
8:06 - There's a "teleporting" moment where Jin is in between JM and JK, then the camera cuts away, then it comes back and jikook are next to each other. They stay next to each other as they walk on.
9:52 - You can see jikook interacting in the background.
12:25 - JM takes a photo of JK and gets him to giggle, then they huddle to look at the pic.
13:56 - JM puts his arm around JK and takes a selca in the background, causing RM to ask "what, are you a couple or something? Both wearing denim shirts?" He says it fairly seriously for a line that seems like it's supposed to be a joke and they don't laugh or say anything in response - it looks like JM looks away and flips his hair while JK shifts and awkwardly rubs his forehead. You can also see a quiet exchange after between RM and JM where RM says no to something, then nods at JK. Unclear if it's related, but including it just in case. 
15:25 - JK doesnn't try to distract JM while he did the staring contest like he did with Hobi. When Jimin passes, JK is the only one to clap. 
18:04 - Quick moment where you can see JK start to rub the arm of JM's shirt before the camera cuts away.
18:50 - JM laughs and touches JK's chest after JK loses the rocks paper scissor game, too.
19:53 - When the other five walk away and JK is doing something with his mic, we don't see where JM is.
22:02 - JK appears to help JM with something with his camera in the foreground.
BEHIND 4:12 - After JHope scolds JK for letting Suga pour everyone's water, JK goes to pour JM some water, then puts the pitcher down. JM seemingly tries to help him out by saying it's a new trend for the oldest to pour water. 
Ep 70 "BTS in Toronto Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 5)
The Toronto one where the guys go shopping, pick beds, and play games
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1:15 - JK slows down to walk side by side with JM.
2:00 - When JK messes up the game he was confident he'd win, JK laughs and playfully shoves at his chest.
7:23 - When JK loses a game and has to buy the others hoodies, JM sneaks a hat into the pile while JK has his back turned. RM rats him out.
8:01 - JM quietly puts the hat back in the pile, then walks over and hugs JK.
8:40 - JK walks over to Jimin to show him something (sunglasses he wanted?).
20:30 - When they're all joking around about whether they can fit four people on a bed, JK moves JM into an L-shape and then lays down nested with him.
BEHIND 0:09 - JK calls out "Jimin-ssi!" and tosses JM that hat he bought him.
4:49 - When the guys are all stretching and JM is in an inconvenient place, JK calls him "Jimin-ssi" again, essentially feels up his calf, and then pushes his upper thigh, all purportedly to get him to move over.
5:28 - JK kneels down behind JM, who's on all fours, and holds his hips to correct his position (I am literally just describing what happens in the clip, but I kind of feel like I'm writing porn, here...). JK then picks Jimin up to move him over a bit. Both giggle as JK starts to stand up and then the camera cuts away.  I can't even begin to think what exercising looks like for these two when there aren't cameras on them...
6:55 - JK reads out the words on the Jimin shirt they're all wearing, which happen to be, "BTS Park Jimin, I love you! I root for you! I'm ARMY!" with a huge grin on his face. Jimin laughs - no one else does - and then jokes that they should wear the shirts back to Korea, prompting JK to tell him "bye!" and wave while giggling. 
7:37 - Jimin shows the parts of the shirt design he would change by poking JK's chest, and then JK and JM share a fairly steamy look until RM interrupts. 
7:52 - JK folds up the shirt so JM's face looks weird and Jimin points to him doing it and laughs. No one else does.  Man, these two were really in their own world this whole Toronto trip, weren't they?
8:02 - JM tries to give JK some advice on the game he's about to play. Before starting, JK starts what seems like it's going to be a silly pose, but ends up being him dragging his fingers down his face, neck, and chest. Sadly for JK, JM wasn't looking. Happily for us, we can look as much as we want. 
8:18 - When JM wins a game, JK claps for him. You can probably guess by now that he's the only one who does. 
10:09 - JM steals a piece of steak, then JK does some cross-cut teleporting to come over and sink down into a chair next to him. JM overdoes making his eyes look big and innocent (perhaps hoping to get caught and scolded?).
10:35 - JM makes Jin move when he takes JM's seat next to JK I feel like just the Behind for this episode needs it's own jikook rating! And most of it is watching JK lead the guys in a workout. If you're going to watch just one Run Behind, consider making it this one!
Ep 71 "BTS in Toronto Part 3" (Ep: 3 / KM: 3)
The Toronto one where the guys have dinner, have breakfast, and play games
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14:28 - Maybe nothing, but just to note it - in this and the next shot, you can see JM heading towards where JK is lying back on the couch after losing a game, then there's an abrupt cut and everyone is in a totally different position. 
29:20 - JK tells JM the "super-pancake" he made is for him since he has to do the penalties. 
BEHIND 6:59 - JM says that he thinks JK will want to eat and calls out for him.
Ep 72 "BTS and Mafia" (Ep: 3 / KM: 2)
The one in which we learn that BTS is so terrible at the Mafia game that it almost comes back around to being impressive 
3:10 - When Jin says JK is suspicious because he isn't talking, JM defends him, saying "you know he doesn't talk much." 
8:34 - JM seems to direct his appeal to be spared to JK.
18:16 - JK compliments how well Jimin is doing at the game.
20:13 - After Jimin says he's ARMY, JK asks, "do you like me that much?" Then there's a quick cut and Jin is doing a Jim Halpert face at the camera.
28:03 - Confusing maybe-moment - let me know if it's clearer to anyone else! - but after JH is sending finger heart guns, JM points gun fingers directly at JK for no apparent reason. 
BEHIND 2:39 - Before they start playing, JK predicts that JM and Jin will be good at the game.
Eps 73-76 “Run BTS Drama Parts 1-4″ (n/a)
The ones where BTS spend four episodes making a “comedic” skit
01:09 - After JK explains that he had a wisdom tooth taken out, Jimin adds the info that they had to take out the whole root.  09:10 - Even though V is the "director" of Jimin's scene, JK speaks up and takes over the role, saying that directors use informal language and repeating twice in informal language "Jimin, let's go!" He continues speaking informally when Jimin messes up and JK scolds him.  11:40 - When it's JK's turn to deliver a line and he gets nervous about remembering it, JM reads it out loud for him. He also says as soon as JK delivers the line that he did the best job and adds to Hobi, "he doesn't get embarassed, I told you."  16:26 - It's a little hard to see for sure, but it looks like Jimin votes for JK when it's time to choose who should be the skit's director. I'm going to be totally honest with you guys - I didn't rewatch these episodes past this. I first saw it months ago and remember being disappointed and fairly bored through most of it past the first half of the first episode - I don't find the skit funny and the behind-the-scenes stuff isn't amusing enough to make a four-part episode about. I’m sure there are others who completely disagree with me and no judgment if you don't share my opinion! But I'm doing this guide for fun and I don't want to spend two hours rewatching them. 
I don't recall a ton of jikook beyond the above - I think there's a moment in part 3 where JK is getting tired and Jimin offers to take over slating for him. So, anyone who is a fan and knows / finds more jikook moments, please let me know and I will update this guide to reflect that. Otherwise, let's happily move along. :)
Ep 77 “Food Guest Part 1″ (Ep: 4 / KM: 5)
The weirdly-named ones that are prob better translated as "food connoisseurs" but the specifics of the foods theme don't really matter because JIKOOK  
07:41 - When Jin says JK and JM will be competing in a palm-push game, JM says he's already lost (because JK is strong).
07:55 - I'm fairly certain that, if you're a jikook-er, you've seen this moment. It's so unabashedly flirty a description can't really do it justice.   JK and JM are supposed to be playing a game where they put their palms together and shove to see who can make the other lose their balance. JM shoves lightly at JK's chest before they even start the game, then both start giggling. Still giggly, JM asks if JK's ready and JK says he is. JM pushes at JK's palms and JK just swings his arms back as they look at each other and smile. Jin interrupts to ask, "are you a dating couple?" (that's the most direct translation - V app translation is "are you two together?"). JK and JM both laugh, the latter so hard that he spins around, thus losing the game. 
17:08 - JK is staring so intently at Jimin on his knees with a blow-pen in his mouth that he completely misses RM trying to give him a high five. Jin has to call for JK to please respond to RM before JK looks away and returns the high five, laughing and apologizing. He looks back immediately after. 
BEHIND 0:58 - JK gives JM a shoulder massage while holding his chest as JM makes satisfied noises. I've seen this clip in compilations before, but hadn't realized it was also from  this episode. It's really the gift that keeps on giving! 
4:29 - Just prior to the above palm-push game, JM reaches out to do something to JK's sleeve (I think?). The camera cuts before we see clearly.  
4:31 - Slightly different angle of JM and JK giggling at the start of the palm-push game.
7:11 - Reveals that RM actually tried to high five JK and was ignored TWICE before Jin called JK's attention away from JM on his knees with a blow-pen in his mouth. 
Ep 78 “Food Guest Part 2″ (Ep: 3 / KM: 3)
15:00 - JK jokingly asks what the answer is and Jimin giggles at him as the on-screen text says, "how adorable." Unsurprisingly, the others are less enamored. (JK's biggest fans = 1. Jimin  2. Run BTS on-screen text writers)
BEHIND 9:56 - JK watches JM dance playfully, then wiggles his own hips, seeming to want JM's attention. Jimin smiles and starts to say something that gets cut off. 
10:03 - JK films JM as JM dances and smiles while looking into the camera. Jimin is doing silly dance, but JK zooms in on his joyful face. He quickly licks his lips as he watches. 
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