#silly book time

[synthsays]

GUYDBI ACTUALLY LOVE SPACE SO MUCHNLIEK AAAAA AITS SUCH A GOOD BOOOK

SPACE by James A. Michener is so cool and epic

I believe in the Tim Finnerty and Stanley Mott supremacy 😌

THEY ARE SUCH SILLY GUYS!!!!!

L Elinor Grant more like Eli-snore bc SHE IS SO BORING

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

[artplecornhusk]

he has degrees

[auden-dahn]

"D-Don't worry about me! Focus on helping the little one, okay?" 🌠 panel redraw of @laikascomet

[ayilings]

they get groceries and krill someone

based on this meme

[derpycatsu]

i love you doomed siblings

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The penisest of tunes.

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[professorcalculusstanaccount]

Chang's Muse

[rockcandyshrike]

A Non-Exhaustive List of Things that Delighted Me in Nosferatu 2024

WE GOT:

Possession sex in the first three minutes

Blood drinking in the most visceral dryhumping fashion possible

Animals being eaten raw (explicit)

People being eaten raw (semi explicit)

Children being eaten raw (non explicit)

Phenomenal use of shadows

A doctor character whose voice is identical to Alan Rickman’s??? I legit thought it was him for a sec

A Silly Little Minion Guy

Implied Necrophilia (Actually dead)

Full frontal Necrophilia (Undead)

Both are kinda Romantic

Rats

RATS

RATS ON RATS ON RATS BABY 🐀

Fucking to Spite your Evil Ex

Incredibly deranged acting by Lily Rose-Depp

So many scare chords, very maximalist sound design

A Lot of Fluids

My Gawd, that’s a lotta fluids

Bizarre as hell jump cuts all over the place

Sumptuous period accurate costuming

*Exquisite* Cinematography

Nicholas Hoult looking progressively more and more sweaty and pathetic

Doorways framing characters Significantly

Engrossingly (emphasis on Gross) commanding performance by Bill Skarsgård

Insane voicework

Technically a Christmas movie the way Die Hard is technically a Christmas movie

Orlok’s Or-cock

It’s just hanging there

Menacingly

Willem Dafoe at one point: I’VE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ISAAC NEWTON WANT TO CRAWL BACK UP HIS MOTHER’S WOMB!

AND MORE!

Magnificent piece of art. Horny in the most Grotesque way. 4 stars to me bc I’m a freak. Has inspired me to watch the original 1922 version. Go watch with your friends. Do NOT watch with your family unless they’re really really chill. Bring a drink and take a sip every time it gets Weird. Enjoy 😘🧛🏽🩸🦇

[awetfrog]

thank u dungeon nights for making all the yaoi dreams come true

[egophiliac]

I don’t think we’ve ever seen you draw knight of dawn before 🤔 what are your thoughts about him? Or take?

I've drawn him a couple of times, just really little/in the background. but I should draw him more, I love this guy a lot! I have many, many thoughts about him and the way he parallels Silver...and also I think it is extremely funny that his ghost is stuck in a ring. especially considering where that ring has been for the last 16-ish years.

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

(Available as a print on my Etsy shop)

[manzanamarim]

why are they so Friend Shaped... I need them

[ofswordsandpens]

I do think the gateway arch being a secret Athena temple or whatever is interesting but I will always hold a place in my heart for the book reason as to why they went to the arch which was simply "Annabeth really likes architecture and wants to see the Arch really bad so we're going to take some time away from our high stakes, time sensitive quest to do so."