#silly ass SK

[sneezemonster15]

Sigh. This is why I spend less and less time on Tumblr, no matter how much you explain things, they keep sticking to their miscomprehensions and headcanons, there is no curiosity, no critical thinking and no accountability. Result is this...just insane theories that hold no water.

You are wrong sweet one. Your shipping lenses have blinded you. You talk as if "Killer Bee arc" was for the sake of developing SK. You give way too much credit to Karin and SK which is hilarious given how much Kishi trolls them and her, like maoam mentioned. You really need to be more objective.

No, it was about development of Sasuke's character arc, where he is showing agency and strategising his own plan in a detailed way, it's about showing different situations which he navigates, which shows to the audience how much he has evolved in terms of power and maturity. He comes off as a potential leader that will revolutionize the world and to achieve that, he doesn't have to relegate himself to the conventional ways, he is an agent of change.

You forget that while this whole "killer bee arc" is going on, on the other hand, simultaneously Naruto is learning to use Nature energy on Mount Myoboku. Just like Naruto is growing and his character acr is seeing development, we see Sasuke's arc being developed as well. Kishi said in one of his interviews that everytime he wrote Naruto, Sasuke was always at the back of his mind. It's not a coincidence that we see Sasuke and Naruto growing up simultaneously. This is Kishi SHOWING US HOW NARUTO AND SASUKE GO TOGETHER. That's the way Kishi has written them. Lol, fans really be thinking killer bee arc is about SK. Girl quit lying to yourself and learn to read the actual narrative instead of cherry picking like a toddler. Learn to read.

Sasuke is growing up and preparing to change the world as we know it. The battle with Killer Bee serves two purposes - To showcase Sasuke's new found strength (his new MS) by making him battle a jiinchuuriki. Secondly, to show that Sasuke has still not forgotten Naruto (team seven but Naruto specifically) because it's his memory with team seven that makes Sasuke feel an intense emotion that makes him evolve his sharingan.

You say that extreme emotions make the Uchihas evolve their sharingan, and you would be right, but in saying that evolution of sharingan was because of SK, you are contradicting your own argument. You see, Sasuke has no emotional connection with Taka, but he does have a very intense connection with Naruto, which we have seen properly established in part one, and he is nostalgic about his team seven days, which is when he grew close to Naruto. That's what it is about, that's what it means. Don't tell us to read the manga, lol, do it yourself, instead of gaslighting us. Don't embarrass yourself.

As you can see, Sasuke thinks about team Taka's efforts in supporting Sasuke in grey panel background, and then team seven, which denotes remembrance. Learn to read panels properly before accusing others. Manga iconography doesn't operate under your whims and fancies, it means something significant and specific. It denotes the author's intent, and there's just no way that you can deny it justifiably. If you still deny this, I can't take you seriously. Why waste time arguing with a kid? Sasuke didn't evolve his sharingan because of Karin. He evolved his sharingan because when he saw Taka members putting their lives in danger for Sasuke's sake, he is touched because it reminds him of Naruto, team seven. Like it says RIGHT THERE IN THE PANEL ITSELF - He didn't feel alone, just like he didn't feel alone with team seven.

He had allies.

And so he gets emotional enough to evolve sharingan.

Also, you guys don't even pause to think about the fact that Karin caught the flames ACCIDENTALLY. It wasn't intended by anyone. She is Sasuke's team mate, he picked her for her special skills and he is a good leader. Well until he gets to know about the truth of the massacre. After that, his justified rage takes over everything. But when he is not overwhelmed with conflicting heavy duty emotions, he will protect his team, like he does, whether with team seven or Taka. A good leader always does. Do you really think it would be in Sasuke's character to let her die unintended by anyone, because of what was mindfully written as an avoidable accident, especially when Sasuke's operation is still ongoing? He is not helpless, neither is he without courage or talent. He has all the reasons to save her. Why wouldn't he protect his team mate? He has also protected Suigetsu and Juugo, and every single one of team seven. Except towards the end, he was pretty blasé about Taka. Except for Naruto, he was indifferent towards everyone. You guys don't understand Sasuke's character. You choose your ship over his actual character, which is sad.

Also, the evolution didn't happen the way you describe it. Every other time Sasuke evolves his sharingan, it happens without his knowledge, it happens on its own and Sasuke realises it afterwards. In the one case with Itachi, and two cases with Naruto when he evolves his sharingan, it happens without his conscious knowledge. With Karin, it happens because he actively tries to extinguish the amaterasu flames. I have talked about it here in detail.

It doesn't matter whether you agree, nuances matter. That's why the author went to so much trouble to give these scenes so many layers. It takes a lot of effort. It means something significant. Storytelling is about showing, so pay attention to what the author is showing you.

Learn to read, no seriously, don't come with another dumb argument and insult others in the process. As for Sasuke smiling at Karin that you have made to be the fucking gospel of romantic love, lol, read this and stop coming up with a bunch of stupid headcanons. Instead, learn to read. The rest of your arguments are so poorly thought out, counterintuitive and selective, I am embarrassed even to address them.

Triggered? Lol, save that righteous outrage to learn to read. Stop replying to this. If you have any self awareness and self respect, you will stop embarrassing yourself and will go read. Remember, you are more than a SK shipper. You are a person who has a brain and the ability to think critically. Don't sacrifice your integrity in the name of a silly stupid ship. Use your head. Like maoam said, we have written several posts about all the topics that you have mentioned. If you are the type of person who just cares about proving a point, who defies reason and narrative language, just to satisfy your fragile ego, you can fuck off. If you really want to understand how narrative and visual language works, pay attention to what you read and use your brain instead of coming up with dumb petty arguments just so you can get the last word. I have no patience for gaslighters. Stop typing, stop writing. Zip that trap and go learn. I will not engage you any further if you don't, it's a waste of time. Ps - Sasuke loves Naruto. Yeah. Despite it being shounen. How do we know? Kishi shows us many times, sure. But he also tells us. Where? Here.

Can you deny this? What kind of twisted argument will SK come up with to deny something like this? Or do you mean Kishi meant Sasuke threw away Sakura's love? I mean Kishi of course made it a point to mention love and friendship separately. So it means Sasuke has a love interest as well as friends. So Kishi makes a point to differentiate between what Sasuke considers friendship and romantic love. Who is his love interest? Sakura? You would be the first person to deny this, wouldn't you? So who else could it be? Kakashi? Shikamaru? Pakkun? Hahaha.

It's Naruto, sweet girl.

Listen to me - Stop forcing your assumptions on the narrative like you are doing and deduce your information from what Kishi is showing you and telling you. This isn't the first time a character is shown to be gay in shounen manga, neither is it the first shounen manga to have a romance story as its central narrative. Stop wasting everyone's time and please develop your media comprehension skills. Redeem yourself.

Wait, what do you mean when you say Sarada's conceiving was shady?

Hi anon.

Reason one - Sakura looks so damn guilty everytime Sarada asks her about Sasuke.

(Ik, sad looking slides, Canva would probably ban me forever if they saw them)

And even generally, like she really wants to keep the facade of her marriage going. She just gives a strong impression like she is hiding something. She looks guilty, like she is worried the truth will come out as a response to Sarada's queries. And she looks sad, but also conciliatory, just resigned to her fate of being a lonely, unloved woman who is lying to her only child.

If there was such a connection, she wouldn't have looked like this. Instead, she would have been assured and calm, confident in her 'connection'. If you know you are loved, if you are secure in the knowledge that you are loved, you wouldn't be fearful of people pointing fingers at you. And no one exemplifies this better than Naruto.

Reason 2 - Sasuke looks really uncomfortable around her. Like he doesn't wanna be reminded of his miserable life with her. It has always been clear to any reader with half a mind that Sasuke never had any love for Sakura. He never respected her, he never really thought of her as a friend, he is never happy to see her, doesn't even crack a smile. At most, he thought of her as a team member when he was still a part of team seven. However, all his interactions with Sakura clearly show that he has a very low opinion of her. He doesn't even like her or tolerate her touch. She is just annoying as far as he is concerned, devoid of sensitivity, dignity, integrity and concern for others. Especially Naruto.

I really find it hard to believe that Sasuke willingly slept with Sakura. Like hell naw. I have a feeling that she tricked him and trapped him into marrying her. Does she have the kind of duplicitous and manipulative personality to be able to do such a thing? I mean apart from the fact that she used to have an inner Sakura, we also have this among many other examples, among one of the most recent ones. Brainwashing Sarada about Ino, Ino, the first person in school who was kind to Sakura, first person to befriend Sakura. Smh.

I think she masterminded a situation where Sasuke had no choice but to marry her, maybe for the sake of Sarada. Why else would he say that Sarada is the reason for his connection to Sakura?

And unpopular opinion but idgaf, I think Sasuke looks uncomfortable around Sarada as well. Like she reminds him of his association with Sakura, a life he never wanted in the first place. It also doesn't help that he dismisses Sarada's questions and concerns quite easily. Sure, he is goal oriented and is focusing on his mission. But this is his child, that he has met after a decade. How come he has so many soft expressions when he meets Naruto but for Sarada he has none? Towards the end, when he hugs her, I got the impression that he just took things in perspective, since he had some time to think about it since Sarada came to visit him, when he was taken by surprise. It's not Sarada's fault that he is in such a sad predicament. But he is still distant with Sakura.

I really wish Sarada had asked Sakura - Mom, why didn't he respond to you? Or at least say something?

I would have liked to see what Sakura would have said. Heheh. But Kishi would never be that explicit. He really wouldn't. How do we know?

So here, Sasuke is about to give some explanation as to why he is never around. It would have cleared a lot of things because Sasuke isn't Sakura. He would not have lied about his reasons, he might have softened the blow for Sarada's sake, but he would have told the truth. Or at least he would have given some solid indication as to their situation. It's even more incriminating that Sakura here looks nervous, as if she is worried about what he might end up saying. The truth.

But it would have been too explicit. So what did Kish do? He justified cutting off Sasuke's explosive revelation with this.

Shin attacks and cuts Sasuke's speech off. Was the timing deliberate? No doubt it was. Very convenient. Very clever actually. Drop the audience a hint but let them fill the empty spaces themselves because he is writing a shounen battle manga. He has been doing shit like this since chapter three of part one. Red herrings, smokescreens, subterfuge, strategic distractions, that's how Kish rolls. At least in Naruto.

Reason 3 - Kishi's repeated allusions that Karin might be Sarada's mother. The way I see it, Karin isn't the mother. Basically I can't imagine Sasuke sleeping willingly with any woman. Because he is gay. And in love with Naruto.

But Kishi really didn't have to drop this angle in here. It is kinda sensationalistic and slightly inappropriate for shounen, adultery being the theme here. But well, he never leaves an opportunity to diss SS. He certainly tried his best to show SS in extremely bad light, like Sasuke and Sakura's so called connection is so precarious (as it's non existent), that even Naruto, Suigetsu and Sarada believed for a moment that Sakura might not be the mother. Makes SS look very sordid, doesn't it? Juxtapositioning Sarada and Karin's faces, dropping veiled insults like Sakura chased Sasuke, he could have just made Karin say that they traveled together. Aren't Karin and Sakura friends? Wouldn't Karin be expected to have a charitable opinion on how Sakura snagged Sasuke? Hehehe. Yeah, things don't add up unless you decode Kishi's devilish ministrations.

Also, the issue of the umbilical cord only serves in making SS and especially Sakura look even more Sasuke crazy. Like she was still traveling with him, living in caves and forests, as she was heavily pregnant? Sasuke wouldn't have returned to Konoha for her sake, but she could have returned for Sarada's. It's a Japanese tradition for the mothers to keep the umbilical cord safely. Many other Asian countries have the same tradition, the idea being umbilical cord is the physical and spiritual connection between the mother and the unborn baby, it's sacred, it's symbolic, it's meaningful. But Sakura didn't keep it, Karin did. So what is Kishi trying to say here? That Sasuke is more important to Sakura than her own child. She would keep an old picture of Sasuke (which she perhaps took from Karin) which doesn't even include her but not the cord. Makes you think. That Sakura is still the same, even after becoming a mother. Addicted to Sasuke. It's just so sad.

Anyway, with the way Kishi wrote Gaiden, since he couldn't write these established dynamics explicitly, he instead dropped allusions, hints, applied visual tricks and narrative devices, he used his personal arsenal of storytelling tools to colour SS as dysfunctional, unpleasant, superficial, a 'connection' only meant as a pretence for Sarada's sake. Including the story of her conception.

[celestial-letters]

HEY CHAT. the silly (it was mammon. we all knew it was going to be mammon) won the poll so i am now legally obligated to write smth for our first man. hope u guys like it 🫶 also. i dont. have. yellow on mobile. so we have to. deal with it. and. use orange instead. #sad

mammon relationship hcs

OH THIS FUCKING GUY.

Loser.

Will do stupid shit to impress you.

"Hey, watch me carry this comically large box!"

"Mammon, I don't think that's a good idea."

"Don't be ridiculous! Look!" *dies*

You mention it's kind of cold? He will immediately take off his jacket and have you wear it. His brothers will not hear the end of it.

"Hey, guys! Guess who wore my jacket? That's right, it was-"

"Mammon, nobody cares."

After a lecture from Lucifer, Mammon will look for you in search of comfort (and cuddles)

He'll bury his face in your shoulder and complain while you rub circles on his back

He loves affection, but he gets embarrassed easily

Super clingy once he's comfortable in your relationship, but don't be fooled, he gets flustered all the time.

He's amazing at giving gifts. He knows exactly what you want without fail. Mammon just knows you best.

He's also surprisingly good at knowing where you are??? Like, Lucifer will ask him where you are and he'll respond with "I dunno, try the cat cafè." And you're there??? You didn't even tell him where you were going, he just guessed.

So annoying about you. He won't shut up about you, but he can't help himself!! He just loves you so much and everything about you is so perfect that the list would be over 30 pages long! Don't tell him I said that-

He may not be the Avatar of Envy, but he tends to get jealous easy.

You're hanging out with his brothers a little too much for his liking? That's it, you're legally obligated to spend the day with him now.

Physically cannot be more than 30 feet away from you or else he will implode.

So, so many movie marathons. At least once a week.

He tends to fall asleep easily though, so they usually never get finished.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for the dumbest reasons and pokes you until he's sure you're awake.

"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"

"...What..?"

"Ya hungry?"

He would never admit this, but he likes making you laugh. He just finds the way you scrunch up your face so adorable. And your laugh too. He loves your laugh. He could never get tired of it, even if he wanted to.

It is genuinely so difficult to get this guy to say "I love you" because he recharges his courage to actually say it every 6 weeks because he thinks it's SO embarrassing.

Just because he doesn't say it a lot doesn't mean he doesn't. Mammon just finds it difficult to say. So remember that he loves you, will you?

[something-in-your-walls]

Well, without Melvinborg taking over the school, season 2 is going to end up drastically changing.

Which means that either half of the bad guys happen through other means, or there would be new ones. Which means Krupp doesn’t try to ditch the school (and the boys don’t try to transfer). Which basically means that the grand majority of season 2 just wouldn't happen.

The Splotch probably still takes over Mr. Ree's body here (not pictured: Major Messy ready to flatten the Splotch with a steamroller if one were available)

Season 3 is probably going to happen more or less as in canon (just with Melvinborg there) or be horribly altered, quickly becoming unrecognizable.

If the Borelock episode went the same way as canon, George and Harold would be forced to tell CU the simple truth: Melvin won't be helping today.

Makes you wonder how the Camoflush episode goes in this 'verse, considering Major Messy and Mr. Ree both played huge parts in it, even if both were done dirty.

about season two changing: yes. just yes. a main thing about cu is that melvin tends to accidentally cause the most problems with his inventions this happens THROUGHOUT the series, not just season two, but because of the changes, season two is most likely just inventions malfunctioning with the occasional george and harold caused villain. season three is a mix of the show, my own experiences at summer camp, and general silliness. adding onto this, borelock’s episode most likely will not be canon, and I’ve already begun working on camoflush’s episode, which mostly stays the same event-wise.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

I dunno why I thought of this, but SK Sun would have a visceral fear/hatred(?) of Will Wood, SOLELY because he owns a shit load of rats (the most popular one being Mr Boy, the silly guy)

I imagine he finds out like this:

Kid: “have you ever heard of Will wood”

Sun: “oh, well I’ve heard of them! What about them”

Kid, who is either obsessed with WW or rats or both: “he’s a cool music artist and owns a lot of rats” (UNAWARE OF RAT TRAUMA™️)

Sun: ����

Idk I’m sleep deprived and thought this was silly to share!

(Sun’s rat trauma™️ isn’t silly ofc, phobias are ass 😡😡 but uh i thought it’d be funny idk)

lmao XD

it's ironic, since I think the Will Wood song Laplace's Angel kinda fits the boys really well.

[beril66]

😂😂😂😂 I fucking love you Ghost. Needed that laugh 👍👍💖

How good is each necron at actually playing Warhammer 40k?

Trazyn- collects all the minis, perfectly painted. Watches the model reveals and preorders everything the second it comes out. Games Workshop's dream customer. However he has forgotten there's actually a game so he's average at best.

Orikan- cheats and everyone knows it. His game is figuring out how to keep cheating without anyone being able to prove what he did. Plays aeldar because it pisses everyone off.

Imotekh- master. Wins tournaments. List building king, plays whatever he thinks he can optimize, but hates the dice. The randomness drives him nuts. Will kill any ork player that yells "WAAAAAGH"

Szarekh- enjoys the hobby more than the game. Distracts him from The Horrors. When he plays he's chill, plays necrons because he feels obligated but secretly likes Tau.

Zahndrekh- plays Ad Mech and wins. Cheers for his opponent when they do well. Laughs at the wacky dice rolls. Best opponent, all around delight.

Obyron- quiet, serious, not actually that good. Zahndrekh tries desperately not to backseat general even though he's about three seconds away from a stroke every time Obyron moves his units out of position. Plays Imperial Guard

Anrakyr- Hasn't really committed to an army because he refuses to play anything "organic" but doesn't vibe with crons play style. He would love Knights if he'd get over himself a little.

Oltyx- absolutely plays space marines. Dry brushes everything. Wins games early in the edition when nobody else has their codex and loses most games after that. Constantly rolls 1's.

Yenekh- plays whatever the other faction is in the launch box Oltyx got. Pretends he doesn't care about winning. Absolutely cares about winning. Rolls more 6's than is reasonable for a single person despite never actually cheating. He's just lucky

Zultanekh- plays orks and loves it. Does yell "WAAAAAGH!" As Gork and Mork intended

Lysikor- everyone expects him to cheat so he specifically doesn't. Plays Genestealers. Stole most of his models from Trazyn. Somehow has avoided consequences for this.

Szeras- Plays Drukhari. One would think he's a sore loser, but he enjoys watching the elves suffer even in tiny plastic form so he's fine either way. His opponents do occasionally vanish after games, but there is no proof he is involved.

[double--hh]

I can imagine this conversation happening between Angus and SK Francis because my version of Angus is super gay.

SK Francis: Angus, if you ever make a move on my wife, I would not hesitate to stretch out your eyelids and mutilate your body in the most gruesome way possible until you die.

Angus: *laughs nervously, feeling a bit scared* never crossed my mind, Fran! You know I don’t swing that way!

SK Francis: oh. Then, you better not make a move on me. You know I’m a married man. I never want to be an unfaithful man to Nacha and my daughter.

Angus: *whistles* duly noted~

There’ll be more SK Francis posts soon so stay tuned. I also did some art of him but it’s still looks sketchy and I’m not confident showing it on tumblr anymore. Also my fanfics may take longer than I intended it to go because my semester is starting tomorrow so less free time for me to write 😞 and I tend to write longer because I want my writing to be a gut punch to anyone that reads it. So just wait a little longer ok?

~ SK Francis anon 🔪

Angus has two hands, one for Izaack and one for Nacha <3 (his cane is in the shop so his partners are helping him :3 )

I had to make two versions bc I cant take Angus' silly ass seriously 😭

Also, Angus would be the kind of guy to tell Francis, "Oh don't worry about me crushing on you! You're faaar from my type!" (Methinks Angus prefers his partners chubbier ;))

Good luck with school pookie <3 kick those tests in the ass like how I'm kicking Francis in the face :3c

[spitinsideme]

this is for my lovely and dearest friend @junea-illust

i will make more !!! i think ill probably start drawing zooble more overall they are very fun to draw and k want tl deaw them kicking ass and being a badass bitch since i mean .. clme ln ... they have that cowboy swagger when they walk sk yes i will be puttinf them in a cowbky outfit soon ... but for now jere is your silly little zooble !!!

thank you for the amakznh wonderful ragatha artworl, i will nrver be able to prodice a coloured in amazong drawig bht i can give you manh small little sketches of them, and i will make them all the best ican dk ❤️ i hooe yku will enjly them alo

[heartelysia]

so restless rn bc when im ovulating or on my cycle i get so damn hungry for dick??? (i should not be saying this in case my bf gets the wrong idea)

i just want cop wrio to use his handcuffs AND FUCK ME UPPP!!! i need his baton up my ass, slapping me silly, using his taser on me n my clit till im a sobbing crying mess, make me admire and praise his body he beautifully crafted from training as a cop OH MY GODDD I NEED HIM 😡😡

cop wrio is my life holy shit i need him sk bad, COP WRIO USING HIS HANDGUNS GRIP/BARREL TO FUCK READER UGHSJSJA IM NOT OLAY!!! COP WRIO USING THE MUZZLE OF HIS HANDGUN TO TEASE YOUR CLIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

i need him to taser my nipples xd

[solarwynd]

It’s the way ARMY would justify anything for BTS (may be not JM, but he’s hella unproblematic any way). Yes it’s a stupid electric kickboard, yes the possibility of him causing a fatal accident is low, but how are you sitting behind your keyboards and saying things like “oh SK is weird why would you book someone for this so silly”, I live in a third world country, you bet your ass I would get booked if I fell on my ass from my little bicycle while being drunk and a police guy spotted me. An electric kickboard can go up to 35 kms away. It is IRRESPONSIBLE period.

Everything is illegal, immoral, wrong and corrupt unless a 875 member does it for army. And then they get pissed when other fandoms don’t call out their idols. Y’all are the same breed.

I mean this is basically how I view it. Cause armys knee jerk reaction to coddle and protect some of the members even when they’re in the wrong is weird. Like nobody is saying to give that man 45 to life, but at least acknowledge that what he did was wrong and potentially harmful. Even if it was just to himself.

[merakiui]

MERA WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME BRAINROT LIKE THAT HSHSGVSBS correctional officer darling getting knocked up by sk floyd W MINDBREAK!!!AHHHHHHH trying to hide your baby bump!!!!! it goes from doing him simple favors (the aforementioned bj thru the cell bars) to oh no! im bent over the shitty bed getting bred silly by the sleazy murderer whoopsy daisy

also the line abt hairy shrimpy (in the lunar love hotel fic) got me feeling some typa WAYY just wanted to add…..

- 🐚 anon

Omg yes!!!! And when anyone asks after you start to show, you lie and say it's your boyfriend who got you pregnant, but no one's ever seen or heard of this boyfriend before... and Floyd is not at all subtle when you and Riddle are taking him out of his cell to escort him to the courtyard for exercise and fresh air and Floyd's trying to grab at your rounded belly. Riddle slaps his hands away, threatens to put him in cuffs, and scolds him for being so abrupt towards a pregnant lady, and Floyd whines about how it's not fair Goldfishie gets to touch you all over when Floyd's the father. Riddle never believes any of his nonsensical prattle, and he often looks to you as if expecting you to agree. You nod, shrugging off any shaky nerves, and mumble about how foolish that is. Floyd's eyes never leave you. He watches you from across the courtyard like a predator stalking prey, and he gives you such a toothy grin each time you meet his gaze, waving happily as if all is well.

You're not sure how he manages to wheedle you into sex each time you pass his cell. You know you should report his misbehaviors, but you can't. Not when you're in so deep, far past the point of no return. One sexual favor became two and then three, until he was fucking you through the bars of his cell, hands gripping your wrists to pull you up against the bars so your ass would meet his hips each time they snapped forwards. He's the worst; he has such a sleazy, silver tongue... You'd hate him for getting you pregnant if you weren't still visiting his cell to talk to him, and he tells you how pretty you look with your tummy all full of his baby. He's good at being charming, but then you know all of his compliments, lascivious or not, come from the heart (or the dick) and he genuinely means it when he purrs through the bars that you'll be a good mama.

You refuse to entertain him with sex. It's already scary to be stuck in such a secret relationship, one that could tarnish your career and reputation. The last thing you need is to get caught during one of your visits and everyone starts to put the puzzle pieces together. Floyd pouts about it, says he wants to be closer to you and the baby. You scowl at him, so huffy whenever he thinks and acts with his dick. Floyd finds your huffy attitudes so cute, and it only becomes cuter when the months pass and you become so heavily pregnant. Riddle helps you out in Floyd's place, entirely unaware of the vicious scowl Floyd sends him when his back is turned. The things Floyd would do to Riddle for touching his shrimpy... He wants nothing more than to snap the man's little wrists and kick him in the chest until his ribs crack and squeeze his small throat until... Oh, you're looking at him! Forget being homicidal (for now). He's just happy to see his shrimpy. <3 pray he never escapes because the day he does you're never going to return to work again.

[dojae-huh]

Inkigayo in Tokyo

(date of the event: 121024)

A long post. The best JaeDo moments happen in Saitama.

Part 1: Doyoung

It's a beautiful life...

Doyoung was one of the 3 MCs, he was introduced as a Crown Prince of k-pop. Kick It. Fanchant. He preformed with 127 and as a soloist.

And the star was born - the solo segment.

Truly, I'm glad Do didn't get his album several years ago. He used to be not confident in his own voice. And he needed that daesang for 127, and for neos to do well on their own to be mentally free.

Doyoung was focused and tense during this Inkigayo show, he was the leader on top of his MC duties. He felt the responsibility. And yet, look at how he carried his own solo-section. Alone with his band and a stadium full of not just his fans, and not even just NCTzens.

7:56 - Notice how Do changed from his normal voice to a ligher tone.

9:30 - Frankly, I didn't like Oh-ya-yo in DLF on the album (I generally don't like the use of children choirs), but I see Doyoung's genius plan now. He intended for the crowd to sing along during live shows. And it is a good chant for a concert (easy to follow). People feel united, a part of a whole, uplifted (the measured breathing), when they sing and chant together. It's the oldest type of music.

I will point out that not all NCTzens in the audience were Do-biased. Despite that, everyone waved their neobongs and most sang alone and did the chant. Believe your eyes and see how the core fandom actually receives him.

Sidenote: I'm angry at Do's Japanese teacher for not correcting his pronunciation. He developed a habit of butcherring a few consonants, which gives him a noticeable accent. It's cute in speech, but not during singing.

Jaehyun, I'm ready to ship Do with his piano-boy, be aware, heh.

The pianist was impressive during the Japanese song. I bet it was Do's idea to strip down the performance and leave only the keys and his voice. It was a very powerful move. He created a magical moment. Japanese in general are very grateful to anyone who talks/sings in Japanese, and Do even made a connection, explained how there is a Korean tv-series remake, that the drama and the OST song are loved in SK as well.

As I said earlier, Do was in his leader mode, so he didn't yeld to other neos. As such, you can observe the real power dynamic.

Stuttering Jungwoo and slightly teasing him Doyoung.

Do with MarkHyuk. Do catching Mark near the end of the stage. Do catching co-MC Yunah from ILLIT. Bringin water for 127.

This JohnDo moment during the ment was interesting (all members said nice words to each other). Jaehyun really went a long way and matured considerably. He is very secure as the number 1 now. Notice how both Johnny and Doyoung looked at him several times. How Jae pretended to shield his eyes from JohnDo and was the first to clap (to mark the end to the fanservice bit). How Do didn't let the joking go too far (usually he is more lenient).

Do gathering 127 for a bow, manhandling everyone he could get his hands on.

Do and confetti. Video.

Part 2: Jaehyun

Despite going to the military soon and a busy schedule, Jaehyun lives every day happily. He is very open these days, very giving.

Fact Check Jae. Sunny road Jae. Giving five to fans. Jaehyun-hyung with Wish.

Jae and Yuta. Posting this to show that Jae doesn't have a habit of looking at someone's eyes non-stop.

Another classic from Jaehyunie: "Singers sing, and actors act". I like Hyuk's adlibs. Silly Jae and Mark his other half. Jae and Sakuya.

Jae's turn after Tae.

Part 3: JaeDo

That long-ass approach to the target.

Yes, Jaehyun didn't expect the hug. That smile with canines, that inhale.

I will add more fuel to your shipper fire and point out how both Doyoung and Jaehyun clung to each other despite Yuta trying to separate them (which I'm really questioning).

Do tapped Jae's butt. The booty is his. Woo and others should remember.

Jae was firmly keeping his hand for some time on Do's shoulder despite Yuta practically hanging off his arm. And at the end he tapped Do's arm with his fingers (after patting Yuta on the back). Reconnected with Do for a brief moment.

Here you can see how Do kept his hand on Jae's shoulder despite Yuta jumping on both and pushing with his weight. Also, a good view at the speed Jae grabbed Do's shoulder when Do hugged him. Aaand how instantly Doyoung put his hand on Jae's back when the bae approached him. We haven't seen such behaviour for years. It's a miracle.

Did you notice Do's small smile?

I guess home looks like this.

Part 4: NCT 127

Walk and the whole half an hour performance segment with ments.

( Kick It+2 Baddies+Fact Check

Sunny Road )

The crowd chanting. 127 tribal dance.

Part 5: NCT Wish

(can't find the full performance)

A bit of Steady.

Sakuya is injured, so he sat again. Riku dancing. Jaehee dancing. Sion and Haechan-hyung. Ryo and Yushi. Chant.

Part 6: NCT

Sion didn't learn yet that everyone should follow Taeyong or Doyoung's directions during big stages, and gather together as NCT. Do had to run after departing Wishies to add them to the NCT line up for the final bow. It was Jaehee who took Do's hand (no consideration for Ryo). Tap-tap-tap.

Bonus: Tongue lick.

[v-anrouge]

IM SO SICK OF ROOK HUNT AND HIS CUTE FUCKIMG ANNOYING SELF LIKE WHY IS HE LIKE THAT WHAT MADE HIM START ACTING LIKE THIS HES SK FUCKING SILLY SO TIEPNIST AND OOOKIE IT MAKES ME SICK!!!!🤬🤬🤬

LOOK AT HIS SILLY ASS ASHE GETS HIS HAIR DRIED LIKE FUCK ARE YOU SO HAPPY FOR HUH?????!?!!! WHY ARE TOU SMILING SND GIGGLING LIKE THAT HUH GOOFY AS FUCK

WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO GO OUT LOOKING THIS CUTE APPRECIATING EVERY SMALL LITTLE THING ABOU LIFE HIS SWEET LITTLE SMILE AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WARM LAUFH MAKES ME WAN TTO KISS HIM AND MAKE HIM HAPPY AND GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD I HATE IT HERE ANS LOKK AT HIM SOMEHOW MAKING HIS UGLY ASS BOB CUT LOOK CUTE AND FIT HIS DISGUSTINGLY PRETTY FACW AND HIS BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES SO FULL OF LIFE

BUT THE WORST OF ALL OS THIS!!!!! THIS!?!?+?!3!!$$!!$! THIS FUCKIMG BITB ACTING ALL SHOCKED AND 🙀🙀🙀🙀 OVER A FUVCKEB SWEET POTETO AS IF IT WAS THE BEST THMG HES EVER EATEN IN HIS KIFE I HATE HIM SO MUHC I HATE HOW ADORABLE BE LOOKD WHEM HES GENEHINELY SURPRISED AND AMAZED I HATE THE LTOTLE SPARKLES I HATE HOW MUCH HIS EYES ARE SHINING I HATE HIS CUTE LITTLE MOUTH I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN

aND AGAIN THIS MAN ACTING ALL SHOCKED AMD SHIT AND TO MAKE THINGS WORST THIS TOME HE HAS A SEXONR VERSION OF HIMSELF THATS A FUCKING BEAN ANS RHAT IS SKNEHOW EVEN CUTER OT PISSES ME OFF FR BWCAJ THEY ARE SO WHOLESOME TOGETHER WALKINF AAROUND CAUSING CHAOS ENJOYING LIFE AND PRAISING PEOPLE LOOK AT GIS MAN SHOWINF HIS LITTKE TSIMTSUM A POCTURE LF VIL ANS THE TSUM LOKKI G ALL IN LOVE AND AHIT LOLE 🤬🤬🤬I HATE FRWNCH PEOPLE

AND THIS FUCKING ECEBT I HATE JT SO MUCH I HATE HIS CLOTHES I GATE HOW MUCB IT FITS HOM AMD HOW ADORABLE HE LOOKS JN THEM I HATE HOW LITTKE MAKEUP HES LOKING K HATE HIS CUTW LITLTE SMKLE I HATE THE FCAT TBAG HE LOKKS LIKE HE'S GENUINELY HAVIN GSO MUCH FUN I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE SLIPS DROM THAG BOAT AND GET EATEN BY A SHARK

ADNT THIS...THIS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE THINGS I HATE THE KOST I HATE HOW DRAMATIC HE IS AFTWR WATING HIS FACORITE FOOD I HATE HOW APPRECIATUVE OF BIS DORMMATES GARD WORK HE KS I HATE HOW HAPPY HE KS TO BE CELEBRATED LIKE BTICH IS ACTING THIS GAPPY PVER FUCKING LICER PATE LIVER DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD I GATE HOW PTETY HE LOOKS I THE BDAY SUIT AND HOW PRETTY HIS HAIR KS FUCK YOU

[n4talia-chaparro]

I know I died for like two months (state testing sucks ass) but I’m BACK ON MY SK GRIND may you draw my boy sk for me pretty please *bats eyelashes cutely* thank you pookie (/p)

It's alright ! Glad to see you here lmaooo.

Miss drawing this silly mf ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥

[sunieepo]

the way some of yall white ppl on here act about korea (both north and south) is extremely uncomfortable. you dont get to reblog our injokes about our shitty situations and you definitely dont get to reblog our inter-discourse and frustrations like its all some big joke. our shitty fucking governments are not your silly shitshow to laugh at and reblog posts about like its the latest funny silly.

oh and to the white person on my dash who must have felt so silly and funny jokingly reblogging a post from a nk user advocating for genocide on sk?? fuck you lmao. idc that vagueblogging is a social faux pas now, just fuck your racist ass.

white ppl do not ever get to joke about violence done to my country and you are never included in these discussions. get the fuck out of here. usamerica ripping our country in half and splitting us apart from our own people and families is literally the reason we got here in the first place and now you wanna have a giggle about it? the cruelty on display is astounding, and its always from self-purported white leftists.

despicable, truly despicable

[silusvesuius]

Before, in all my travels, I've seen ships and thought, "yo epic cool this is wonderful. I will watch them like feeding birds in the park in the morning." all was fine and great and I loved seeing the dynamic and Everything about them, especially ships revolving Elenwen because I think she is simply a splendid character, truly stellar.

However. Recently I've been made aware of the most miraculous ship known to Mankind.

Now I know true Obsession. This is what it is like to be truly insane over ship I sympathise with everyone now. Truly. It is Faralda and Mirabelle Ervine.

There's a fanfic called 'snowberry tea' that brought the light into my eyes about them, it's just fantastic I highly recommend both the fic and the ship itself it's just wonderful.

Thank you for posting miraculous things about silly skyrim characters, forever the inspiration, forever sparkle on and continue illuminating the real truthers out there

wearing my th*lmor costume and a shirt that says I ❤ ELENWEN on top of it holding glowsticks, people avoid me and my acquaintances make it seem like i'm a stranger but i'm still on the hypeman grind 4 her...... && dat seems interesting 😼 i actually love the college winterhawld, i put off playing it on my first run for a long time cus i almost never used magic so i didn't see a point of even playing that quest LOL but i actually enjoyed it, everyone there is cute.. all of the girls especially (n*rya is my Fav) ((the average sk*rim fan dgaf about the girls there they just wanna see anc*no Doodooslop Fugly Bozo ass). i see how they would work 💗 tired of seeing male on male elf action bring in the women bro

[dekulakization]

Countryhumans nation hello headcanons time

Ok. So far I've got three robots. NATO, Warsaw pact and NAM

Warsaw's ass has been discarded at some dumpster like a while ago however for my sake and wellbeing I pretend this didn't happen

NATO. Bastard. I fucking hate him. Not affectionately I'm just biased. Here's him ↓

He's pretty high-tech. Waterproof, has to charge every month and the charging takes a few days. You plug him in like an iPhone (joke)

He's sentient!! Can feel surface level emotion (happy/sad) and pain. Needed to establish this before I said the next thing, which is that he's built so that he struggles to frown or change the position of his mouth. Like, it physically hurts him to do that. Mostly because Belgium and America (the two people that collabed on making NATO) wanted to likeee...glorify him? If you get what I'm trying to say. Make him seem perfect. He has internet access and everything that he sees is recorded

My boy Warsaw....the left drawing is more recent and more accurate to my current design of him

My boy runs on coal. Was built in a garage with spare thank parts and wood. Could survive a nuclear blast I'll be so fr. Not waterproof in the slightest. He can survive -50°C but overheats at 20°. Falling apart, nobody knows how he's still walking. Sentient. How? I do not know. Soviet built him so that he can't smile or move the position of his mouth at all also.

NAM....erm I don't have a proper design for him yet but he's??? He's so weird. Sk weird.

Built by Yugo and he's??? Surprisingly high-tech for the time he was built in? And GUESS WHAT HE HAS A FULL RANGE OF EMOTIONS AND HE CAN EXPRESS THEM!!!! HE CAN MOVE HIS MOUTH WITHOUT EXTREME DISCOMFORT ISN'T RJAT CRAZY?!?!

He's so silly. Used to constantly lean over now deceased Yugo while he was writing. Half of the convos they had were "What are you doing? (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)" "Bureaucracy...Non-Aligned you're raising my blood pressure. Don't do that."

Semi-waterproof? He has some gaps where water can get in, usually his joints (knees, elbows, wrists, ankles...). He needs to charge every week and the charging usually takes a bit less than a day. Sentient (do not know how!), can vaguely feel the full range of emotions but he's disconnected from them. He doesn't show it though, he's very empathetic and knows how to make it seem like he's not as disconnected from emotion as he is