#sick rhymes

[faded-lyte]

Like pail attracts a shovel

I had a bounty for my lover

And she gave me things the tide has washed away

But when bad things start to bubble

I am not afraid of struggle

I know with me my love will always stay

[bonersniper]

[raayllum]

6x01 / 6x09

[monabysss]

Hey Danny Phantom He Was Just 14 When I WAS LATE TO UPLOADING

[ah0yh0y]

what is exactly the point of hermes bringing ody the wind bag if cant open it?

like its for a later plot point but in story it doesnt entirely make sense

[leninisms]

some of yall are pissing me the fuck off

[black-klok-youth-pastor]

Oh wow how did the SDCC Metalocalypse clip leak?!

[moon-jellie]

Get on your knees suck the keys hanging from their carabiner

[good-beanswrites]

My english lyrics for Triage woo! (They're written out under the cut, I just wanted to share my lil chart lol)

Though I'm too indecisive to officially label this as my favorite song, it's had the strongest emotional impact on me by far. It holds a special place in my heart, I definitely wanted to write lyrics for it first! I'll leave all my rambling process commentary in the tags, but I was so happy with how it came out!!

All of those cards of promise thrown down carelessly,

This must be retribution for all I've taken endlessly.

If that were the case, it should have been fate for me to die.

That's the truth, given my crime, so why--?

No, I can't take it, to this cruel joke I'll submit. You

don't know, you can't know, but I'm ready to admit:

Killing for them, extracting for them, won't change the fact they're dead.

I need someone to tag me as RED.

It makes me sick (sick), it's too unpleasant. Sick (sick)

Is this punishment? What do you mean I'm INNOCENT?

I see, the world is cruel and leaves you on your own.

(I can't die) to atone. (I can't love) alone.

I can't be saved (saved), you've nothing to give. Saved (saved)

But what if I lived? Why else would you choose to forgive?

I see, there's lives to save so let's be sensible.

Right now, you need me, (I can be) indispensable.

Tilt to and fro, I know the scales should land on GUILTY for me.

Tilt fro and to, it's INNOCENT that they choose.

They cry (x4) out in pain, I can hear them. There's no one else, to guard their health,

My mission is offering help.

All of those cards of promise thrown down carelessly,

This must be retribution for all I've taken endlessly.

So if that's the case, then it must be fate to make amends,

Extract that fang before we meet the end.

It makes me sick (sick), it's too unpleasant. Sick (sick)

Is this punishment? What do you mean I'm INNOCENT?

I see, the world is cruel, but what I've realized is

(Now I want) to be INNOCENT. (Now I want) to live.

It makes me sick (sick), This wasn't my plan, hostages at my command.

Their future resting in my hands

I see, there's lives to save so let's be sensible.

Right now, please save me, (I will be) indispensable.

Maybe this was meant to be -- oh  -- or maybe neither of us can know

There's lives to save so let's be sensible.

Right now, please save me, (I will be) indispensable.

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I mentioned earlier that I always get annoyed with myself when people post translyrics and I can't figure out the rhythm they were going for, so here's a recording of me singing, but I'm bad at it! It's just for fun! Like a rough draft for music! Because the only thing worse than people hearing my voice is people thinking I can't count syllables!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kubosai but its ten things i hate about you patrick and kat.

[lilnasxvevo]

Modern-with-magic AU where Jingyi has written an entire parody of Stacy’s Mom that’s about Hanguang Jun instead and he WILL sing it for you if you ask but only if either he or Lan Wangji is at least an hour away from the Cloud Recesses. He generally prefaces his performances with “Yeah I’ll sing it but if any of this gets back to actual Hanguang Jun I will literally kill you and then myself”

[softass]

hey bro do you mind spitting the hungry masses some sick and slimy bars? feed the orphans their gruel, you know?

like a little licorice, red veins bursting

those hoes thirsting, moms conversing

the motherfucking star of the pta,

getting out on the stage saying a-ok

five second mic drop hot bop staining my own goddamn

pants the hands crawling undersea like ants

kool aid packet mix accident

call that diffusion, shit keeps happening

ladies burst in with their bigass frowns

staring me down telling me im the clown

lens in my face bloody hands, they got the cam on

look her in the face and ask

"either one of you got a tampon?"

[mewpet]

I remember how much I love my girl :3

[hellisntreal]

Crumpet meets the time dragon

I had so much fun drawing Crumpet's design (he was designed by his player and is so charming) I drew a whole scene for it. He was a kobold on a small moon, serving a lunar dragon. One day he saw something strange, prismatic and wrong. And it saw him.

[serenanymph]

find the word tag

Tagged by @space-writes over here with the words take, lower, fine and dive!! Gently tagging uhhhh @macabremoons, @reneesbooks and @lyssa-ink with the words nest, just, revenge and identity!

take

There’s a pause, as the four of them look at each other – the Halfling full of distrust, unwilling to let his guard down even just to take a break; Icarus full of worry, not wanting to sit down until he’s made sure everyone really is resting. Crys, of course, is unreadable as always, expression impassive as a stone wall. If he didn’t reek of chaos magic – if Rhyme didn’t know to look for that slight twitch to his fingers, the way he clenches his fist at a flash of pain – she wouldn’t have known he was injured at all. She’d be impressed with his poker face if it wasn’t so damn annoying.

lower(s)

“She’s fine,” Zephyr coughs from where he’s leaning against Kas. Both of them look equally exhausted. “It was just – just a stupid disagreement with a few others. I panicked and overreacted.” He lowers his eyes – eye, he’d strapped the eyepatch back on – towards the ground. “Sorry.” And then he lifts his eyes again, looking past her, and freezes.

fine

It is an overcast day, when he sets out on his own – the sky clouded and gray, the sun weak and watery. The rain falls in a light drizzle, the water droplets fine as mist. He turns his dirt-smeared face up towards the sky, blinking rapidly. His split lip stings and tastes of copper when he licks it. The tunic and cloak he is wearing is made of rough sackcloth, torn and frayed and worn at the edges, half falling apart.

dive

Someone cuts through the air overhead – soundlessly swooping in before dropping into a sharp dive – and then there’s a Crow with a high ponytail falling into step right beside Kas with ease. He doesn’t flinch; evidently expecting this or used to it.

taglist (lmk if you want to be +/-): @deer-in-headlights-stare, @allianaavelinjackson, @arctic-oceans, @space-writes, @reneesbooks

[badnewswhatsleft]

"i'm indifferent to the difference 'tween tomorrow and today / less an indiscretion than a lesson i've been paid"

"all my friends go to bed dreaming up a reason they should weep, weep / and all my friends go to the ends of the earth for secrets they don't wanna keep"

"cryptozoology, you just might exist / call me in the morning if that misconception still persists"

the sibilance the rhythm the rhyme the wordplay.. these lines always scratch my brain so good patrick stump im kissing you on the mouth