#shuffled off the mortal coil

[tongues-and-teeth-and-reblogs]

No because imagine you’re a 14 year old boy- with two friends around the same age- getting sent on life threatening missions by this guy for a few years consistently. This guy, despite being old enough to have an ancient kingdom and at least one country developed in his life AND has been remarked to have been notably hard to kill through traditional methods… was sending a gaggle of pre/early-pubescent teens to do things he absolutely could’ve done himself but also with relative ease.

THEN, this guy gets you literally hung by his evil shadow self with promises of beheading and instead of like. Giving you any say in the matter, just being quiet and letting three other people (who were probably going to let you go) decide, or even advocating for all of your releases, he asks the three other people to KILL ALL FOUR OF YOU???

To make matters WORSE he never even addresses it, much less apologizes. And like? If that was JUST his life on the line, okay whatever. But it’s you and your friends (young teenagers with their whole lives ahead of them) ALSO??? Gingerbrave is a better man than I am because if that was me I’d never forgive that hetero bitch. He wouldn’t even make it off Beast-Yeast, I’d doxx him to Dark Enchantress Cookie. I’m petty and that man would NOT survive the night.

Will elaborate later, but if I was Gingerbrave and Pure Vanilla said this he would be sleeping with the fishes INSTANTLY.

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚐𝚘𝚠 (𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟷𝚝𝚑) 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 Cold Water 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚜.

[gods-perfect-idiots]

something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw

[volkarine]

there's still time for him to die before january. he is 78 years old and one hamberder away from a heart attack. like to charge, reblog to cast ✨️

[naamahdarling]

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[undeadcourier]

I guess they're gone. Probably for the best.

– Arcade Gannon, while surrounded by ten violently dismembered corpses of Vipers and Legion Assassins who ambushed us at the same time.

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

I'm gonna throatpunch anyone who asks me if I condemn Hamas after last night

[mathlann]

Putting Cas in CK3 to see how long it takes for her to get assassinated.

[karnalesbian]

Chat how do I stop falling in love with my friend's ocs or at least not consistently go head over heels the hardest for the ones who would be perfectly happy to vivisect me or puree me into a smoothie

[mirandashadowborn]

headcanon Big Bonny is a ghost and this is what really happened to her

[autumnalhalcyon]

the rage just kinda never fully goes away, huh.

[garygoldenbignaturals]

offsetting the stress im experiencing doing my exams by listening to lonely rolling star

[gingerthesnap]

i hate everything. i want to be a selfish whiny little brat who gets to play spiderman 2 and write spiderman 2 fanfic for the next 5 to 10 business days instead of doing her job. why do i have to do things that are so boring when there is something that is so much fun i could be doing instead??? i want to throw a temper tantrum like an entitled child. i want to play spiderman.

[bardengarde]

I am so tired

[natjennie]

I am playing spiritfarer and thinking about the ghosts also, and listening to hadestown. and I thought, why does every interest of mine have to do with death. and subsequently I thought, oh, everything is. that's why.

[lunapwrites]

Dark Marauders Fest is live!

Please for the love of all that's holy, mind the tags as these are like the deadest of doves but also WOW. Some amazing works in here.