#shrine-vandal

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Makes sense. I've heard some of the album and will continue soon (after I am done with the Flood tracklist).

One of the reasons I haven't given up on TMBG and I don't think I ever will (unlike with Weird Al) is that their music is such a perfect match for my mind in many ways. It's stuffed full of little references to scientific or cultural concepts (even to the point that it's a little annoying at times), and its lyrics sound like the sort of jokes I make (and that other people make at me), but in a way that people liking can't hold against me.

I get the sense that these songs were written for me. They're about nerdy people who love to talk, obsess over strange details, and generally use their minds in strange ways. They think about the lyrics of songs. They have science-related names, like Boing and Crushed. They have their own subculture and lingo (I always thought it was cool how the spaceship of Flansburgh and Linnell's son [in "Snowballs at the North Pole"] is referred to simply as "the mothership" -- too much stuff like this gets on my nerves, but here it just seems perfect).

The songs themselves are clever and quirky and "too much for kids" in a way I can't really explain. Something that helps is that in addition to thinking about things for their own sake, they're playful with language itself. They make references that no one outside the TMBG subculture is likely to get, and then they do get some of them (whoever the "Xiang Yun" of "Winter's Tooth" is, TMBG know who she is), so it's like a joke with no punchline. They make fun of politicians by making up fake quotes and then having the names of those people be anagrams of words relating to the real things those politicians believe. They are all the people who ever made fun of their schoolmates in this way, only they are doing it for themselves. They are geeks. They are just the kind of people who talk like this.

I don't have the energy right now to be able to talk about why this is so important to me, but it is.

hiiii frankie, do you like homestar runner :3 who's your favorite character

my favorite Homestar character is Strong Bad, but in the original sense of the phrase, as used in the Novels and Discussions of A. J. Palmer:

But then, with a single turn of the phrase, Strong Bad had swept the Strong Bad Theory in the dirt. It was his simple remark, “Yeah, but that ain’t the issue,” that shook me to my core.

[angeltreasure]

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“On Tuesday, May 23, at 2:31 a.m., the Des Plaines Police Department responded to a fire report at the Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe. A person had entered the campus and set fire to the outdoor Chapel of the Resurrected Christ. Both the Des Plaines Fire Department and the Des Plaines Police Department arrived on the scene and worked together to put the fire out. Unfortunately, the fire damaged the outdoor Chapel, several pieces of statuary, and sacred art. Although we are very saddened by the painful vandalism, we wish that through the help of our community, we can reconstruct the outdoor Chapel of the Resurrected Christ, also known as "the Altar of Miracles." Pilgrims visit for many reasons: some seek hope, others express gratitude; however, all come with prayers and express love to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Thank you for your prayers, and together we will rebuild this sacred space.”

[dailyworldecho]

[zvaigzdelasas]

A stone pillar at Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo was found with "toilet" written on it in Chinese on Monday, according to Japanese media.

19 Aug 24

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Hikari’s Big Hit (open rp)

Hikari has been working on her school’s culture fair project for weeks. She was making a diorama of a hinamatsuri shrine. Japanese dolls used to celebrate Girl’s Day in Japan. She planned to explain to her classmates that these dolls were used to symbolize health, fortune, and good marriage.

She already made the emperor and was now working on the empress doll. Of course, one of her classmates wasn’t too keen on her hogging the limelight with what he calls “a lame holiday”. This student was, of course, EK.

Hikari soon placed her finished shrine on a shelf and made it clear that no one is allowed to touch it. EK took this opportunity to fix the shrine up. He got out permanent marker and got to work.

Hikari was horrified when she came back and found her shrine vandalized.

“There! I made the dolls a billion times better!”

“Hikari said no one could touch it!” Hikari started to seethe as EK tried to gaslight her into thinking the project was ruined because of her.

“You made them wrong! Did you do any research? I was only helping! Not my fault you don’t know your own culture!”

“Hikari. Said. Don’t. Touch it!” She yelled and punched EK in the nose, knocking him down and sending him to the nurse, crying.

Her red eyes became clear blue when she calmed down and realized what she did. “Oh no.”

She was then called to the principal’s office.

@weirdgayenby @chill-nightfury-beans @welcome-to-random-characters-2 @gorefieldsworld and every one else

[beardedmrbean]

Tourists are now banned from visiting Watatsumi Shrine following an incident on March 22.

The details of what transpired have not been revealed, but it is being called 'a grave and unforgivable act of disrespect.'

After sustaining damage following a typhoon, the shrine was restored through a successful crowdfunding campaign, thanks in part to the popularity of Ghost of Tsushima.

Tourists have been banned from a famous Japanese monument that was rebuilt through crowdfunding following the success of Ghost of Tsushima. Sucker Punch’s 2020 open-world epic sends players back in time to feudal Japan, where a lone samurai named Jin Sakai fights to free his home island from an invading Mongolian army. Ghost of Tsushima was a resounding success both critically and commercially, so much so that both a sequel and live-action movie adaptation are in development.

Ghost of Tsushima’s success has also inspired some gamers to visit modern-day Japan to see the sights recreated in the game and even inspired some real-life charity efforts to benefit the country. Back in 2021, crowdfunders managed to raise enough money to help restore the Watatsumi Shrine on Tsushima Island after it was damaged in a typhoon. While the sacred shrine wasn’t featured in Ghost of Tsushima, the game’s popularity was a major factor in building support for the restoration efforts, which managed to raise over 500% of its original target goal.

Unfortunately, not everyone who has come to visit the restored Watatsumi Shrine has had respectful intentions, and now its caretakers have banned all non-worshipping visitors from the grounds. According to an official Instagram post (via Dexerto), this decision came after an incident on March 22 that is being described as “a grave and unforgivable act of disrespect […] committed by foreigner(s).” Staff members reported putting up with “unbearable mental anguish” from this reported vandalism, and ultimately felt that the shrine itself was in jeopardy.

Restored Watatsumi Shrine Bans Tourists

The exact nature of this “unforgivable act” hasn’t been revealed, but it is the latest in a series of reported misbehavior by guests. In 2024, the Watatsumi Shrine banned South Korean visitors from entering, sparking controversy. The issue of vandalism against historic Japanese landmarks recently entered the public eye after Assassin’s Creed Shadows initially allowed players to damage shrines and temples while exploring its open world. This even caught the attention of Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba, and Ubisoft eventually released a pre-launch patch to remove the ability to damage shrines.

Sadly, such acts of vandalism aren’t as easy to remove in the real world, where one particular crime has led to all tourists being banned from the famed Watatsumi Shrine just a few years after Ghost of Tsushima fans helped repair it. It’s a shame that measures like this need to be taken to protect a shrine of such spiritual and historical value to the people of Japan, especially after so many recent video games have sparked an interest in the country and its landmarks.

[odinsblog]

The site of Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh’s killing in Jenin has been bulldozed and her shrine desecrated, in an unexplained early-morning operation on 26 October.

A surfaced road running between houses has been reduced to huge boulders of broken concrete, and earth dug to over half a meters depth. Vehicles passed up and down the lane. One day after, even walking amid the smashed rocks would be a challenge. The International Federation of Journalists (IFJ) has joined its affiliate, the Palestinian Journalists' Syndicate (PJS) in condemning this act of vandalism and recalls on the International Criminal Court (ICC) to investigate the killing of Shireen Abu Akleh.

The road, Balat al-Shuhada’ Street, in the Jabriyat neighbourhood of Jenin is thought to have been ploughed up by heavy civil engineering vehicles at approximately 3 am on 27 October. Locals state that these were operated by members of the Israeli Defence Forces (IDF). Paintings of Abu Akleh, and tributes left on the spot where she was shot have beed destroyed.

Nasser Abu Bakr, PJS president said: “This is a monstrous act of destruction. Shireen’s family and friends have found some solace visiting the place where she was shot down, and placing tributes. This wanton act of vandalism is surely revenge for the report just issued by the UN that states that Israeli forces ‘wilfully or recklessly killed Abu Akleh’. It underlines the need for her case to the investigated by the International Criminal Court ICC, with which the IFJ has already lodged a complaint”.

IFJ General Secretary, Anthony Bellanger said: “I have visited this site myself and know firsthand how important it had become to those who mourn Shireen’s loss. It is hard to see this destruction as anything other than a cruel act of vengeance, of a kind that can only exacerbate tensions in Palestine. The sooner the ICC gives this case the attention it deserves, the better”.

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[2-dsimp]

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Yandere Spin-offs

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Introducing Icha the cult leader

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Yandere cult leader! Icha who holds rituals towards his god Eros to ensure that y’all’s souls are destined to be tied down together forever in the present and in each lifetime.

Yandere cult leader! Icha who’s usually snarky and foul mouthed on the outside. But is actually calm and pragmatic when he dawns his cult garbs and preaches to his followers how they had to pray to Eros in order to fulfill their pure hearted desires of claiming their soulmate as theirs.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who resembles a prickly chihuahua whenever you’re not around for him to blatantly fawn over. He’ll snap at anyone and anything since he’s got a very short temperament and is prone to getting violent.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha that has a long history of anger management issues stemming from a ripe age. Where it was documented that he first punched a hole into the wall. Before ruthlessly assaulting a random boy who gave flowers to you before he even got the chance to.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who’s a total homebody and looks as if he doesn’t work out much with his tall lanky limbs. Rest assured he’s got a sleeper build which helps him in taking care of his ritual sacrifices (His love rivals) in the name of obtaining your love under the jurisdiction of his god Eros.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who’s such a gentleman whenever it comes to taking care of his darling. He’ll open the doors for you, send you flowers/favorite snacks, write love poems, and promise to never ever leave your side even in death. (Literally)

Yandere cult Leader! Icha that actively vandalizes your things. Drawing ritual like symbols in discreet spots upon your bags, hairbrushes, clothes, and even the back of your phone case. He swears he’s not trying to bully you, it’s just a simple incantation meant to attract you towards and ward off any potential suitors who dare to waste your time via unexplainable deaths.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who speaks with a harsh stutter and acts like a love drunk fool in your proximity. He’s an awful klutz to the point where he’d always trip and fall over himself due to his eyes being so focused on over analyzing every bit your gorgeous figure.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha that collects anything belonging to you that you’ve thrown out. such as your trinkets, broken pens, used hair ties, clothes you thought to donate, your used empty body wash, and even bubblegum of which you chewed and spat out in the foil wrapper.

Yandere cult leader! Icha who’s so nasty thinking nothing of it when he opens the wrapper to chew the gum savoring the taste of your saliva. Even going as far as to roll the gum under his tongue and leave it there to marinate so he could fully relish in yalls indirect French kiss.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who spends his time meditating manifestation spells. Trying to summon you out of thin air so he could trap you in his lap and coddle you like the precious babe you are. Making sure to spoil you rotten with his affectionate gestures of love.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who worship his shrine of you alongside his god Eros. Always paying homage to how you made his heart palpitate with every glance and smile you threw his way. Even if you were just trying to be nice and hardly even knew of his existence.

Yandere cult Leader! Icha who’s not above thinking of kidnapping you and stowing you away within the confines of his basement should his god demand to see progress of his love for you bearing fruit (which is Him having a delulu monologue between him and his god basically encouraging him to act on his selfish desires and monopolize you whole in the name of his pure love for you, his sweet lamb.)

[syn4k]

ok so mianite bitches on tumblr get a load of this shit

theres a mc server (1.21, vanilla+) i play on regularly (the Etern1ty SMP, a lot of ppl are making videos n stuff for it) thats pretty damn active and has like 20+ active players on the whitelist, basically none of whom know anything about mianite except for myself and this one other guy

about two weeks ago, i set up three little shrines to the three gods in their relative dimensions to see what the players did with it with no context for any of them as a sort of like social experiment

so far:

someone has been regularly offering items to Ianite, mostly because why not

someone has straight up sacrificed themself to dianite

someone else straight up sacrificed themself to ianite after the dianite person did it "so that it all evens out"

2 out of the 3 signs got vandalized to be renamed to uwu speak, which as the shrines' janitor i felt obligated to go back and fix afterwards

afaik nobody has offered anything in the interest of order yet

since the gods themselves mean nothing to most of the whitelist (which makes sense considering they have essentially no direct presence here- i'm not going to bother acting any of them out), they've been donating and sacrificing things according to what each god represents

which is fucking fascinating to me

anyways, do what this what you will. just thought y'all would appreciate knowing that

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

Worship | Devotion

Okay but the idea of mismatched pairs on the surface but actually fitting pairs when you look deeper in the worship universe is making me unwell. Patton or logan worshiping remus(possibly privately for whatever reason) is now stuck in my mind. – anon

It’s funny cause I was thinking about requesting a fic with Roman being flirty, but life stuff happened and I kept forgetting. Then you posted “Worship” lol. I loved it! And the ending especially got me excited. I was wondering if you would be keen on writing another chapter? With more of the, as you put it, “weird flirting between god and mortal but roman’s definitely flirting” lol. Plus some hurt/comfort (you are so amazing at writing it). Idk if you were already planning on continuing it eventually, but I wanted to request just in case. No pressure though ofc. – anon

Ok so I know it's not even been a week but I absolutely LOVED worship so much, the worldbuilding was so much fun and if you're interested in writing more I'd love to see more of how Roman and Virgil would interact with each other? 👀 Maybe with Virgil getting hurt by one of the vandals while trying to clean up a shrine and Roman coming to his aid or something like that? Whatever you think would be interesting xndjkdkd – anon

Read on Ao3 Part 1

Warnings: none

Pairings: prinxiety

Word Count: 2417

 

He comes back from fixing the shrine and forgets that there is someone else in his house. He stumbles, stutters, still unsure of how to properly address his god, the god who closes his cabinet and smiles at him, before his gaze lands on Virgil's scraped hands. His expression promptly falls to something akin to annoyance and Virgil is quick to hide his hands behind his back.

Any apologies or placation he might attempt to make are cut off by a quiet but firm instruction to sit on the chair. He sits, because his god commands and he obeys, but the hunch of his shoulders does not prevent him from seeing the slight twitch in the brow as his god turns back to his cabinets.

He's forced to crane his neck back when his god takes a seat in front of him, on the table, no less, one leg propped up to make another table of his thigh. He holds his hand out and Virgil places his own battered hand there as if in offering, only for his eyes to widen as a damp cloth—a warm damp cloth begins to clean the blood and gravel from his scrape. Any protest is shushed with something that could be fondness as he's treated with a quiet care that takes his breath away. He goes to clench his other fist to relieve some of the akin tension building up in his chest, only to remember that yes, that one is scraped too.

Be still, his god murmurs, it's alright. This will not hurt for much longer.

Virgil doesn't know what to say, so he settles for a deep nod and tries to hold as still as possible. His god hums, thumb idly stroking the uninjured part of Virgil's hand.

Will you tell me what happened?

A story. He pays tribute to his god with stories. He is no wordsmith, but he has practice being honest—although it is one thing to write in the safety of a notebook and another to speak such words aloud, but this is his god. Who better to speak to?

And so he tells him of the shrine, of the alley, of his habit of walking through just to see if it needs to be fixed, and of not dodging quickly enough to avoid the wagon and falling on the rough part of the street. His god listens, a touch of irritation still in his brow, until Virgil beings to apologize for letting the shrine get ruined and he shakes his head.

I am not angry that my shrine was ruined, he says softly, I am upset that you were hurt.

2.

One of the first things he had worried about was how much his god knew.

Surely it was one thing to write down his worship, another to practice reading in front of the shrine, but the thoughts—the thoughts he was having, surely—surely—

His god was not a god of thought crime, he knows. He has spent many a horrified evening pondering over the practices of some of the other gods, terrified of what it would be like to have to police one's thoughts so closely when there was nothing that could be done because a mind would think the way water would flow, but still, he worries.

His god had caught him slamming his notebook shut with a guilty expression and caught him by the hand too, softly asking what ails him in such a gentle way that it had made him tremble. He had stammered out something about not knowing how to do this, how to navigate his relationship with his god and his relationship with his god, when his god had chuckled and shaken his head.

I hear the stories you wish to tell me, he had said, nothing more, nothing less. Yes, those stories are not always just the ones you write or the ones you read, but your thoughts are your own, Virgil. I would not take what you would not willingly give.

And that had assuaged him somewhat, because it was difficult enough to deal with someone else in his home, let alone a sublime someone else, let alone a sublime someone else who was also his god.

But there are moments when Virgil cannot help the way he looks at him, how his god talks to him, how he touches him softly and says things like I am upset that you were hurt, and he cannot help it. He cannot help the way he feels or the sort of story he wishes his god would help him write, but he knows that is not how this works.

He does not notice the way his god looks at him too.

3.

Do you wish you had more worshipers?

The question comes out before Virgil has a chance to consider whether or not it might be rude, but his god does not seem to take offense to it. Rather, he laughs and runs his hand through Virgil's hair, warmed by the late afternoon sun as the breeze blows it the wrong way.

I have my people, I am content with that.

Worship, his god tells him, is not so simple as filling a vessel with water until it laps at the rim. Worship is complicated, something he couldn't understand even if his god were the most accomplished wordsmith in the cosmos. Worship comes in many forms, many shades, and is not so easily broken down into individual people. There are some gods that do rely on large groups of worshipers, he says, but those gods are often vast and infinitely complex within themselves. Other gods require very specific forms of worship and can only be reached by one type of devotion.

I'm not a fan of those, his god admits, they tend to…worry me.

Do you talk about this?

His god laughs. Not with them.

But gods like him, his god says, are content with little ways of belief. Faith is not something that comes naturally, and neither is hope. Neither is compassion, neither is kindness. All are skills that can be practiced, honed, chosen, and there is more power in choice than there is in blind allegiance. For gods such as him, there is no limit on what worship is or is not enough.

Besides, his god says, carding his hand through Virgil's hair once more, you clearly do not know what your worship feels like, if you worry about me not having enough.

4.

His god has a brother.

He spends a good few moments trying to figure out whether that means he has to start worshiping him too, before remembering that isn't how that works, and then he just waits to hear what his god will say next.

It had started with a conversation about the other gods in the city. Well, no, perhaps it had started with his question about more worshipers, when his god had asked him quietly if he felt as though he were alone. HE had said no, his worship was his to practice, and his god had smiled as if pleased by some secret thing. And then he had asked if his god was alone, and, well…

So. A brother.

A Chaos God, his god had said. A god that thrives on the raw creative potential of the cosmos, a god that inspires change. Change as the language of Time, as the language of Life, as the language of Existence Itself. There were many types of worship for such a god, some benevolent, some…less so.

Virgil knows a little bit about that. There are not many dark gods in the city, but that does not mean there are none. The dark god with the tattooed acolytes comes to mind, of the young girl with the red hair that had mysteriously vanished near his temple and had never been seen again. He worries for a moment if this brother is another of the dark gods here, but then there is a hand on his arm.

My brother does not follow the same codes of morality that mortals do, he says quietly, so do not trouble yourself with trying to puzzle them out.

He accepts it as an answer, the same way he can read a story with a character who is not a good person, but a good character, and listens to his god talk.

He wonders if this is the first time someone has thought to ask about it.

5.

It's a bad habit.

He is sure his god would come up with a better way to say it, or at least some way that would make it sound a little less unhealthy, but there is something pleasant about reading a painful story. Stories are meant to be vehicles to emotion, to experience, to life, and there is no part of life that is entirely without pain. And Virgil never intends to read stories that are only pain, no, but the pain…the pain is a part of it.

It is the feeling of walking home through the freezing rain and the rush of relief of stepping inside his warm, dry house. It is the ache of falling over with a bruise and coming back to treat it tenderly with a cool cloth. It is the tug in his chest as he cries and the breath of relief when it is over. It is the push and pull of being alive and there is something wonderful about it, but there is also something cold that he can never quite shake, even when he decides enough is enough.

But he has forgotten that he is no longer alone.

His god is not there when he arrives home, and so he forgets, but when he has finished reading his painful story and begins to make ready for sleep, his door opens and suddenly there is his god, looking at him with such a soft expression that he has no idea what to do. Especially not when there are warm hands cupping his cheeks, a gentle voice in his ear, and then the softness of his bed against his back.

You should have told me, his god whispers, I would have come sooner.

He stammers, mumbles, he does not know why his god feels this way.

You are hurting.

I—I did that on purpose.

His god looks at him, then, and he knows he does not need to explain his painful story habit to his god, but then his god is leaning down and wrapping his arms around him as though he intended to become another blanket and breathing soft words in his ear.

I wish you had told me, I would have been here to soothe the hurt once it had run its course. You do not need to suffer in the name of a story, Virgil.

+1.

Virgil wakes and believes he's still dreaming. Because there are fingers toying gently with the hair at the nape of his neck, lips dragging softly over the warm skin of his forehead, and a low hum in his ears. He sinks into it, wondering what sort of dream this will be, a soft noise leaving his throat. A thumb brushes over his cheek and a pair of lips follow it, lingering on the sensitive spot just below his eye.

Easy, a voice whispers as he lets out another noise, easy…I have you.

He…recognizes that voice. He cracks his eyes open only to startle at the sight of his god's face mere inches from his own. He jerks back, eyes wide, only to be held fast.

Shh, shh, shh, Virgil, it's alright, don't panic, his god hushes, still soothing the skin on his face, you're alright. You were having a nightmare, do you remember?

No. No, he does not remember. He remembers soft touches and gentle words and a slowly growing sweet mist in his head and chest. His god smiles when he mentions as much.

I couldn't bear to see you so afraid and hurt, so I…helped. I only held you, Virgil, I give you my word, but—oh…oh, dear…

For Virgil had begun to cry. And his god held him close, whispered comfort in his ear, and he could only feel ashamed that he had made his god feel as though he needed tending to like a frightened child. He tries to apologize again, but his god hears none of it, shushing him with fondness and kissing his forehead.

You are worthy of stories of comfort too. That is why we are here, are we not? To comfort and care for each other? He dips to nose at the crease of Virgil's neck. Let me care for you now, as you have devoted your time to caring for me.

You're my god.

A soft chuckle. I do remember telling you that for you, I would be Roman. Do not think of me as your god right now, not while I dry your tears as I hold you in your bed.

R-Roman?

Yes, Virgil. Come, now, I believe it is far past time for you to allow yourself to be cared for.

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[rura1decay]

HELL BENT

- a short story (tw: blood) (inspired by @crystalgastles version of Jeff)

I look down at the bottle of whiskey held by two hands that are not my own, but rather, my father's. They are pale with knuckles that have been decorated by bruises and recently split open. Blood coated my, his, our hands. I wasn't too sure if it belonged to me, the remains of my latest victim, or from the fight that had ensued at that dive bar earlier this evening. There was, of course, the possibility that it was a combination of the three.

It was dry and crusty, yet so saturated that I could barely make out the letters engraved on each finger. Hell bent. I take a shaky breath. It smells like mildew and decay in here, suffocatingly so.

One sharp exhale and I let the glass bottle clank to the floor before frantically wiping my hands off on my already dirty jeans. The blood has disappeared, merely flecks of red now, but the bruises still linger and I start to wonder if I had imagined the whole thing.

I raise my gaze to look around, studying. I'm standing within the bounds of an abandoned building, specifically a church. The bright headlights of my truck helped me spot it just off the highway. Something told me to turn around and stop, so I did.

It's dark, nearly 2 in the morning, but there is a collapsed hole in the ceiling that allows the moonlight to shrine through, illuminating the small space.

The sound of my combat boots echo off the wood paneled walls, the soles of them a loud thump that I do purposefully. I walk down the single aisle, a brown, stained carpet that had certainly been a crimson red long ago guides me toward the front where a broken lectern is placed.

On each side of the aisle, there are long, withered wooden benches. Some are caved in while others remain intact. It's easy to imagine people sitting there; old women with their medicine purses stuffed with hard candies, children that don't know what the hell Mister Preacher is shouting about, nuclear families. I can see my mom, father, Liu, and I all sitting together, attending Sunday sermons. Something in my stomach twists uncomfortably. I move my focus along.

It isn’t considered a big church by any means, all just one room, and I wasn’t even aware of its official name. The wooden sign outside was rotted, the letters too eroded for me to read out the name coherently. That's good. A thing with no name is better to dispose of.

Most of the windows are shattered, letting that cool, Pennsylvania autumn breeze slip in, but there's one in particular that catches my attention.

It's directly behind the lectern. Stained, fragments of glass assorted to paint the picture of Jesus Christ; a symbol I have grown to loathe. Out of all seven windows, this was the one that had been saved. I guess passing vandalizers had the heart of God in 'em.

A bitter feeling rises from within the cavity of my chest, something I couldn't quite shake, even with liquor in my system. If anything, I think the whiskey made this feeling all the more pronounced. I didn't comprehend what I was doing till I heard the distinct sound of glass shattering and a sudden sting of pain kissing at my knuckles.

Glancing down, I watch the blood trickle over the lines of my fingers and onto the rotting floorboards. Then, I return to the window.

Jesus' face was missing, and I am scared it had been all along.

My body makes the decision before my brain fully can, and I stomp back toward the bottle of whiskey at the entrance. Grabbing its neck, with more than half of the contents left, I took a final swig before flipping it over and dousing as much as I could. I make sure to get the benches, rug, and the lectern. Whatever's remaining I splash across the walls.

Fishing out my pack of Marlboro Reds, I pull a cigarette from the box and retrieve the lighter from my ass pocket. I light it between my lips and take a long drag, savoring that familiar burning-itching sensation. I smoke until the stick's a smelting stub.

"Enough of this shit," I mutter to no one, maybe God, if he's listening, and flick the cigarette onto the alcohol-soaked carpet.

A dancing flame ignites almost immediately, and I can't help but lurk near the walkway as I silently watch the inside become a bright, hellish inferno. I stay in that spot as long as I can before it grows too hot and I'm forced to retreat back to my truck.

Witnessing that church be engulfed in nothing but hungry, licking flames made that bitterness in me somewhat more manageable.

I hit the road once that initial adrenaline wears off and I do not look back once. Ever.

[links-in-time]

Captivity

My second offering for Whumptober 2024. I realised I'd been ignoring Twilight even though he's one of my favourite boys. So unfortunately that means he gets a whole whump fic all to himself. Enjoy

Warnings: Descriptions of blood and violence. Read at own discretion.

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

The walls of stone were cold and slick with slime and other substances. Straw had been spread on the floor in a vain attempt to soak up the fluids. Not that it made the room any more pleasant or comfortable. A tiny window high above head height, no more than a few inches square, provided the only source of natural light. Torches held in sconces around the room, flickered and sputtered in the airless space.

A fist swung into Twilight's jaw, for what could have been the tenth, or the hundredth time. The hero wasn't sure at that point. He'd already lost consciousness twice, much to the annoyance of his captors. But he'd be damned if he relented and gave them what they wanted. All he had to do was hold out until his brothers arrived and rescued him. However long that might be.

According to the shift from sunlight to moonlight coming through his miniscule window, Twi estimated he had been imprisoned for at least four days. His captors had fed him a few times since then, and given him enough water to sustain him, but not to slick his thirst.

Twilight knew that if he did what they wanted, then he would be rewarded with a proper meal and plenty of water. His jailers had promised him such. Though there was really no trusting their words.

SMACK

The slap stung Twi's already bruised cheek, his face already raw from the constant abuse. Briefly he tugged against the hands restraining him, but quickly slackened again as the pain dulled to a minor ache.

The heavy iron collar around his neck was honestly causing him more pain and discomfort at the present. The chain linking him to the wall constantly trying to drag him downwards. The collar itself was just loose enough that it twisted and rubbed against his neck. Twilight could feel the sore spots underneath the rough metal. He wanted to scratch them, to pick off the scabs and rub them until the itch and the pain went away.

“Transform you little prick!” Twilight's tormentor screamed in his face, spit flying from his mouth.

Oh yeah, that's what they wanted from him. Twi had almost forgotten why these brutes had nabbed him in the first place. He supposed it was his own stupid fault for getting in this position. Twilight had grown too comfortable around his brothers. He'd let his guard down in multiple ways. But after the discovery of his biggest secret, he had been transforming more and more frequently in front of the others.

They had accepted Twilight's other form with as much love and kindness as any of their other oddities. But Midna had always warned Twilight about what could happen if the wrong people saw him shift.

In a rare era with no Ganon and no hero, the time the Chain found themselves in was surprisingly tempestuous. The royal family was experiencing a lack of popularity, and faith in the gods and goddesses of Hyrule had slumped. Statues and shrines sat abandoned or graffitied by vandals.

Overall, none of the heroes had felt particularly welcome in this era. They had made themselves known to the current King, but he could offer them little in the way of information about Dark Link or black blooded monsters.

Someone had suggested a night out to relax and enjoy a brief moment of genuine peace. There had been a tarven, drinks, and a hearty meal. A few more drinks. A tipsy Wild had challenged Twilight to a race from the gates of town back to their camp. Knowing he could win without breaking a sweat on four legs, Twilight had transformed without thought for where they were.

Midna would have slapped him senseless.

He was paying for it now of course. None of the boys had noticed the group of thugs watching them from the shadows all night. A group of strangers in bright clothes with strange mannerisms had quickly drawn attention of an unsavory manner.

Twilight guessed they had grabbed him at some point in the night. How none of the others hadn't woken at the sound of intruders he might never know. But the thugs had tied him up and tossed him into a cart before dawn. Blindfolded, Twilight had little to no idea where he had been taken. Only that he had bounced around in the back of a wagon for a few hours, before being bundled into some kind of cellar.

His face stung, and his shoulders and ribs ached. His lip was split and bleeding, as were several notches in his left ear. What he wouldn't give for a potion, a loaf of bread and cheese, and a good day's worth of sleep. What he got was another slap across the face, before his tormentor yanked his head up by his hair.

“You sure are a stubborn, stupid son of a bitch. You know that!” the man grunted.

His breath smelt of fish and stale beer, never mind the terrible body odor that Twilight got a whiff of every time he got close. Twi had nicknamed him Stinky.

“I'm…” Twi groaned. “Not your son.”

“Why you little…!” Stinky hissed, frustrated by Twilight's continued obstinance.

The brute pulled Twi's head back while he punched him hard in the ribs. As Stinky let go of Twi's hair, he doubled down by kicking the same spot with his boot.

“Argh,” Twi coughed, winded and wincing against the pain. He definitely heard something crack that time.

“Easy,” one of the men holding Twilight's arms warned. Though he sounded pretty casual about it. “The boss won't thank you for breaking his pet.”

The boss, Twilight had heard him mentioned several times during his imprisonment. However, he was yet to have the pleasure of his acquaintance. Apparently he ran a black market in odd creatures and Hylians with strange abilities. A handsome teen who could turn into a ferocious wolf was apparently worth a lot of money.

“I need a break anyway. This fucker’s face is gonna break my wrist!”

Stinky grumbled, examining the dried blood on his knuckles and forearms. He gave the other two men a nod and Twilight's arms were dropped. They fell like dead weights at his sides, tingling as his blood rushed back to his extremities. As the men brushed past him towards the only door, one of them bumped Twi with his knee, knocking him forwards onto his hands.

“Haha, there ya go! He's a mutt afterall!” He chortled, giving the other thug a nudge to make sure he got the joke.

Twilight choked against the pull of the collar and heard the men laughing, as the door was opened and slammed shut. A heavy bolt was slid into place before the voices and footsteps of the men faded into the distance.

The young hero remained on hands and knees for a while, limbs shaking as they struggled to hold his body weight. Arms which could stop a rampaging goat, or even wrestle a Goron (with some special boots of course). He doubted he had the strength to do either of those things.

Twilight took stock of his injuries.

Where to begin? He thought grimly.

His face had taken so many beatings at this point he wasn't sure where one injury ended and the next began. Twi's right eye felt swollen and sore and there was a ringing in his ear that didn't want to go away. His shoulders ached less now that his arms weren't being yanked behind his back, but they were still stiff when he tried to move them.

Sitting up slowly, Twi shifted his legs to bring them around in front of him. He didn't dare move around too much in case he reached the extent of the chain connecting his collar to the wall behind him. He had done that already, the first time he'd been chained up, almost strangling himself before he relented his struggle. For now he rested his back against the slimy wall, working more dirt and grime into his beloved tunic.

Twi swallowed a few times. Stinky had definitely broken a rib with that last kick. Twilight could feel how tender that spot had quickly become. If they weren't careful with him, they could easily puncture a lung. Twilight didn't think the boss would be too happy with that. Then again, if his minions couldn't prove that Twilight was a shapeshifter, then he was worthless to them anyway. In which case he assumed they'd probably give up and just kill him.

“No, don't think like that,” he berated himself. “You're going to get out of here, and you'll see your brothers again. You just need to hold on a bit longer.”

He knew he wasn't the most emotionally stunted or traumatized member of the Chain. However, Twilight usually liked to pride himself on keeping his emotions in check when the situation required it. When his captors loomed over him, demanding answers and a reaction to their beatings, Twilight gave them nothing. He would force a smile onto his face and spit their insults right back at them. Midna had given him plenty of training in that area too.

Slumped against a filthy stone wall, cold, bleeding and bruised, a heavy iron collar dragging at his neck, Twi had no one left to perform for. He was in pain. He hadn't seen a friendly face in more than four days. He wanted a bed to sleep in and a warm meal lovingly prepared by his crazy cub.

Twilight folded his arms and legs in and let himself feel it all. Head resting on his scuffed knees, his tears rolled down his cheeks and soaked into his grime stained trousers. Twilight tried to keep his breathing even, but a sob escaped him, making him tremble with the force of trying to hold it back. His shoulders heaved despite the deep ache in his muscles. Cries tormenting his raw throat, as he pulled his arms tighter around his knees. And he cried.

They were ugly tears, dripping with dirt and traces of blood as they dribbled over Twi's lips. He coughed when he struggled to draw air into his lungs, which only made him cry harder at how miserable he felt.

A crash echoed in the room above. Twi sniffed as he fought to stop crying. His body tensed, ready for whatever was about to happen. Ears trained on the floor above, listening for voices or further disturbance. Twilight thought he heard someone scream, a man's voice, strangled and desperate. He hoped it was Stinky.

Then there were footsteps running towards his cell door. He heard someone throw back the bolt before kicking the door open.

Twilight's eyes grew wide as relief flooded his body. He felt light, giddy even. If the face staring back at him hadn't been set into a scowl, Twi thought he might have grinned like a madman.

“We got the three thugs upstairs, are there any more Twi?” Time asked briskly.

There was a thunderous look in both of Time's eyes and a faint smattering of blood dappled his left cheek. His hand gripped the sword at his back, ready to attack if an enemy jumped out from the shadows. When Twilight shook his head, Time lowered his hand and made a quick scan of the basement cell.

As he took in Twilight's form, shrunken and cowering against the wall, covered in blood and dirt, Time softened. His anger had fuelled his rampage through the building above, but now he allowed it to fizzle out. Though his frown returned when he noticed the shackle around Twi's neck. As he crossed the room Time dropped to one knee, heedless of the blood and grime seeping into his trousers. Twilight looked in far worse shape than a dirty knee.

“Are you hurt?” Was his first question, as he gave Twilight a cursory look over.

“Nothing I couldn't handle,” Twi sighed, quirking the corner of his mouth.

“Don't give me that. You're going to give me, Hyrule, and the Captain a rundown of all your injuries and you'll subject yourself to healing and rest,” Time insisted, a little shocked by the lightness in Twilight's tone.

“You'll get no arguments from me Old Man,” Twi nodded, dropping his fragile mask of confidence.

“Good, glad to hear it,” Time replied, glad to see that those thugs hadn't completely knocked the sense out of his descendant.

Time lifted a hand to cup Twilight's cheek, but he hesitated when he examined the extent of the bruising on his face. One eye was half closed due to severe swelling and a trickle of blood slowly dripped down from one ear.

“S’alright,” Twilight huffed. “You can't hurt me any worse than they have already.”

Time tried not to think about that and settled for giving Twilight's knee a comforting pat. Though what he wanted to do was gather his descendant in his arms and hold him close to his heart.

“The others are searching more abandoned buildings in the area. I'll go up and see if I can find the keys to get that thing off you.” Time indicated the collar and Twilight couldn't fail to notice the acid in Time's voice as he said the word ‘thing’.

“Okay,” Twilight replied, voice cracking on unshed tears.

This conversation and the realisation that he was being rescued had brought on a wave of exhaustion Twilight hadn't expected. His head began to droop and Time couldn't help but reach out and catch Twilight's head as it tipped to one side.

“Hey, are you with me cub? Will you be alright if I leave you here for just a few minutes longer?”

“Yeah, I'm alright. Go, I'm not going anywhere,” Twilight chuckled in an attempt to further reassure his mentor.

“Okay, I'll try and be as quick as I can,” Time insisted, pushing up to his feet once more.

As Time turned and walked towards the door, Twilight called out to him.

“Check the one that stinks like fish. And if he doesn't want to talk, give him a good kick in the ribs for me.”

Twilight's devious smirk leant speed to Time's steps as he hurried back up to the floor above. Moral code be damned, these men had hurt one of his boys, that made them monsters in his book. And he knew what to do with monsters.

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Episode 2- The Case of the Dandelion Shrine

Episode Overview:

31 total, 9 different words said by 8 characters.

Edwin: 1 Bloody Hell

Charles: 1 Bloody, 1 Bloody Hell, 1 God, 1 Bollocks

Crystal: 6 Shit, 6 God, 1 Jesus

Jenny: 2 Shit

Niko: 1 God

Tabby Cat: 1 Piss

Litty: 3 Fuck, 1 Ass

Kingham: 2 Fuck, 1 Shit, 2 Ass

Curses Per Character:

Edwin: 1

Charles: 4

Crystal: 13

Jenny: 2

Niko: 1

Tabby Cat: 1

Litty: 4

Kingham: 5

Uses Per Word:

Fuck: 5

Shit: 9

Ass: 3

Bloody: 1

Bloody Hell: 2

God: 8

Jesus: 1

Bollocks: 1

Piss: 1

Lines:

Tabby Cat: The Cat King is pissed. We're taking you to him.

Edwin: What the bloody hell is this? (Bracelet)

Crystal: Ok, props for the like, Herculean-level effort, but vandalizing my shit isn't getting us anywhere.

Charles: Oh my god, here we go.

Jenny: Whatever angsty, John Hughes-level bullshit that's going on in here, just do it more quietly.

Crystal: Oh, shit. Sorry. (Almost runs into Niko)

Crystal: Oh my god, holy shit! (Niko collapses)

Crystal: God, I feel lonely too.

Crystal: Jesus, you guys are like a dead married couple on acid.

Crystal: Oh my God! Holy shit, how does today keep getting more disgusting? (Looks at Paranormal Parasitics book)

Crystal: God… (After Edwin asks 'And were there any graves or decaying bodies near her in the woods?')

Crystal: Oh my god, Charles back me up.

Crystal: Oh, shit, uh... (Sees sprite-controlled Niko in butcher shop)

Charles: Bloody Hell. Is this what's gonna happen to Niko?

Charles: I thought you said even Aramaic was easy with a bit of study. Bloody read it.

Charles: Bollocks! (After he breaks the vessel)

Jenny: Just cut the weird shit. Or I'll like evict you

Crystal: Oh my god, Niko! (Niko starts seizing)

Kingham: For real, it smells like dog shit in there.

Litty: Little ghost fucker!

Kingham: Baby trapping asshole!

Crystal: Niko? Holy shit, your hair!

Niko: Oh my god. Are these your friends?

Litty: I'm gonna tell you something, because I think you really need to hear it, okay? You should go fuck yourself.

Kingham: What gives, asshole?

Litty: You know what? You can take that sweater and you can shove it up your ass. Do you have any clue how powerful we are? We are fucking gods!

Kingham: You better hope we never get out of here or we are going to fuck you up, like 'brass knuckles and mace' fuck you up!

Notes:

Not Included:

Litty flips off Charles, Edwin, and Crystal with both hands, and then later Kingham and Litty both flip off Edwin.

Not a curse, but…

A “Bobtail” (What Edwin’s dad would have called Crystal) was slang for a prostitute

An “Unlicked Cub” (What Edwin’s dad would have called Charles) was slang for “A rude uncouth young fellow”

Updated:

- Replaced ‘Uses Per Word’ chart with a version with better labels.

- Added a god from Crystal I missed

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More Dead Boy Detectives Swearing Posts:

Masterlist

Swearing by Episode

Swearing by Character

Swearing by Word

All Swearing Posts

And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detectives ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Colors Change

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases Masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress.

[ecofear]

“Beware of headlines or tweets claiming that the Prime Minister of Japan said he ‘cannot accept’ Assassin’s Creed Shadows or finds it to be ‘an insult to the nation,’ wrote the lecturer. “It’s very clear from his remarks that Ishiba was referring to real life acts of vandalism against shrines.”

As of writing, Assassin’s Creed Shadows is still scheduled to be released in Japan on March 20, 2025. While the game won’t be getting banned, the Japanese version will receive some changes when compared to its Western counterparts.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (42)

Pres.Ravinstill: My dearest Mentors, in spite of the recent tragic events-

Felix: You mean the Arena Explosion Incident that almost got us killed if not for Palmyra Monty being absent that day?

Pres.Ravinstill: Yes. That one.

Festus: But why are we calling it tragic? Nobody died.

Pres.Ravinstill: Correct! Nobody died except for our government’s budget for reconstruction that is. Now I have to borrow another large sum of money from Monster Cardew- I mean, from Mama Cardew again.😞

Livia: That sounds like good news to me.😌💅

Coryo: Of course it does.🙄

Pres.Ravinstill: However, that is not the reason for why I’m here today-

Androcles: Mr. President, Mr. President, are you here for your missing Bichon Frisé puppy-

Everyone: Andie!

Androcles: Nevermind. I’ll shut up now.

Pres.Ravinstill: As I was saying, I’m here to make an announcement. An important one that will either make or break the future of our country. So Felix, come up here and give your Gran Gran a hug-

Felix: Am I in trouble? If so, just know it wasn’t me. It was Festus-

Festus: Hey! I ain’t no criminal-

Felix: Or Hilarius-

Hilarius: Fair enough.

Felix: And Sejanus.

Sejanus: Coryo! Coryo, my love, they’re bullying me again!😭

Coryo: Babe, please stop crying in front of the President. It’s embarrassing.

Sejanus: Ok. I’ll stop crying if you first give me a kiss.😘

Coryo: On the cheek?

Sejanus: No.

Coryo: On the forehead?

Sejanus: Lower.

Coryo: On the nose?!

Sejanus: Lower.

Coryo: On your chin?!

Sejanus: You know where, Babe.😏

Coryo: I-

Sejanus: Pretty please?🥺

Coryo: Um-

Lysistrata: Kiss him! Kiss him, Coryo! Coryo, please! For the SnowPlinth Fan Club!

Diana: You do know that the President is still here, right?

Felix: Don’t worry about it. My granduncle is part of the SnowPlinth Fan Club. Just look at him.

Pres.Ravinstill: Kiss him! Kiss him, Snow!! Crassus x Strabo forever!

Apollo: Crassus x Strabo?! That’s the wrong SnowPlinth Fan Club!

Felix: Tomato, Potato.

Florus: I beg to differ. That’s-

Coryo: *faints from embarrassment*

Pup: Well, I’ll be off to call the medics again.

Sejanus: *princess carries Coryo* Oh, don’t mind me. Coryo and I will be going home together.🥰

Pres.Ravinstill: Fine. I’ll go straight to the point. Felix, my beloved grandnephew, I am officially promoting you to be my new son and heir.😊

Felix: Wait, what?! Why me?! What happened to my other uncles, aunts, and older cousins?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Fortunately, they were all disowned yesterday.

Felix: Disowned?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Fortunately.

Felix: What about my parents?!

Pres. Ravinstill: Them too. So starting today, you are now my one and only son.🥹

Io: Oh, that’s so sweet!

Juno: ✨Slay✨, Class Pres!

Clemensia: Congratulations, Class Pres!

Iphigenia: Nice one, Class Pres!

Domitia: Let’s party!

Dennis: Food’s on Livia!

Livia: Suck a di-

Felix: Granduncle, are you crazy?! Why would you disown everyone but me?!

Pres.Ravinstill: It’s father now. And Panem, it was quite a funny story-

Felix: Please just tell me the short version.😞

Pres.Ravinstill: Fine. Your parents, uncles, aunts, and cousins had a big fight yesterday-

Felix: That’s just normal-

Pres.Ravinstill: Which escalated so fast that one of them intentionally destroyed one of my rare #SnowPlinth merch and my #Crasca4Ever hate shrine!

Vipsania: The audacity!

Pres.Ravinstill: Sis, you don’t even know the worst thing they did!

Vipsania: What did they do?

Pres.Ravinstill: Those damn ungrateful kids of mine vandalized one of my exclusive Bichon Frisé puppy posters out of spite!😡🔪

Everyone:. . .

Pres.Ravinstill: So I disowned all of them. Lol.

Felix: What the heck?!

Lysistrata: Not the SnowPlinth merch!😭

Pres.Ravinstill: I know! They were all so cruel to commit a crime such as that!

Sejanus: Mr. President, Mr. President, we must swiftly punish-

Pres.Ravinstill: Don’t worry, Mr.

Plinth. I already gave them a befitting punishment for their actions.

Felix: Which is?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Peacekeeper duties for 10 years without pay.😊

Felix: *faints from the shock*

Gaius: Fainting must be trending today.

Urban: You don’t say.😒

[tellusd20]

Another remaster of an older map: a rural shrine to a harvest god sits alongside this crossroads, receiving regular offerings and prayers from travelers and passersby. In times of peace and plenty, the god is crowned with flowers and offerings are piled before it, untouched by thieves. In a time of war and disaster however, the god's shrine has become a target for vandals and thieves, though some faithful (or desperate) travelers still light votive candles.

Changes:

Expanded map from 15x15 to 20x20 grid.

Improved shadows and changed grass boundaries

Added 'fireflies' to night variant of peaceful map.

This map is available to supporters in PNG/VTT format, without watermark, in day/evening/night + grid/gridless variants.