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#Sign inWishlist#Bag#what's new#shop by#designers a-z#clothing#shoes#handbags#accessories#beauty#men#kids#home#edits#sale#Designers A-Z#Search Designers#0-9#A#B#C#D#E#F#G#H#I#J#K#L
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#Elmo's so real
#elmo#chicken shop date#amelia dimoldenberg#byaurore#tuserrachel#tuserpris#userallisyn#nessa007#userquel#userreh#useriselin#userines#userisaiah#userelio#usereena#usersavana#userrlaura#userkam#userzaynab#userzo#userzil#userdiana#userpayel#userveronika#tusercora#useradie#usersco#after her date with andrew she couldn't date a man
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happy pride! this dragon is gay <3
#pride#pride art#illustration#artists on tumblr#artwork#original art#digital art#lgbt#lgbtq#queer#digital illustration#art#drawing#theartofmadeline#this bad boy isn't a print yet BUT#i have tons of other queer prints in my shop#just sayinnnnn#dragon#lgbtq+
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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know your history.
#never forget.#yearly horrific November 5th photo shop#happy holidays everyone#November 5#nov 5#nov 5 2020#supernatural#spn#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#election
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A tale of Ba Sing Se.
#my spirit animal#lee#junior#tales of ba sing se#zuko#ma man#he's so sleepy#just like me#iroh is just happy his nephew is at peace#illustration#art#procreate#fanart#uncle iroh#tea shop#avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender fanart#atla#atla fanart
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My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#books#childrens books#my little pony#mlp#mlp g4#g4 my little pony#g4 mlp#mlp friendship is magic#mlp fim#friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#death spell#charity shop finds#charity shopping#ireland#irish#only in ireland
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Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.
When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.
When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.
In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.
If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.
“Could I get a bag….?”
There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.
I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.
The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.
The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”
“There’s no bags?”
“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.
He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”
When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.
“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”
I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.
If this or my other escapades made you laugh you could pop a tip into my Ko-fi! For more like this check my tag "ffs foibles".
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#vc#vinsanity#vince carter#toronto raptors#raptors#kobe bryant#kobe 6#kobe 6 protro#kobe 5 protro#kobe protro#BEFORE#YOU GO...#Don't miss out on 15% off your order!#Sign-up for email and text now!#Email Address#Continue#Sign inWishlist#Bag#what's new#shop by#designers a-z#clothing#shoes#handbags#accessories#beauty#men#kids#home#edits
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some domestic shadowlachs <33
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i just think they should do eachother’s hair and be cosy and also have a lot of rowdy gay sex#also if you watch jen and aliona's streams the 3rd one is based on when jennifer english LOCKS IN#they've def been there for like 8 hours. the pyjamas are there but the makeup is still on#yet another shadowlach print for the shop whoops#i'm going to try and get at least the shadowlach things done by mcm because i know some people wanted them signed by jen/sam#not to be dramatic but i would weep
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found the time to dust off and colour some sokkas! at least some concept to make sure our boy is well-dressed and protected through the episodes in season one. (i am not entierly sold on all though... hm...
you may also like: zuko, sokka, ty lee, suki,
#atla#sokka#i just think he is very resourceful and adaptable!#and he loves shopping so why not exploid yues tressury to get like decked in the nicest clothes and boots the northen water tribe can offer
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Young overlords ready to paint the neighborhood red.
Minimaniacs Artboard 1 | 2
#art#illustration#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#alastor and rosie#Child Alastor loves hardware shopping AU#He and little Rosie discuss 'projects' over tea parties and sleepovers#This hazbin my floater for a month now#young overlords au#minimaniacs
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
#txt#guys. guys this is not about hcs. do you hear me this is about when a guy with no logical reason to have abs is drawn like a hollister model#like when a guy who does nothing but go to coffee shops and read books is drawn with abs like hes been hiking mountains and climbing trees#do you hear me are you hearing me
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