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Picture loud, wild music blasting from behind them.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu#shoko isn't here because she's flirting with someone else at the party#she's too mature for their shenanigans#but the bullying???#oh you're getting roasted out the party#but that just means they like you 😭#shitty sorcerers
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Merlin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Arthur: Not all problems can be solved with magic
Merlin: ...
Arthur: I will stick to what I said
Merlin: ...
Arthur: Okok but you can do this *proceeds to do sword tricks* and I could do it with two!
#clotpole indeed#It's just that I love it when they're their idiot selves#crack fics are my kind of crack#Arthur can be a master strategist and still be a himbo#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#ao3#merlin emrys#incorrect quotes#reccs#merlin#merlin x arthur#incorrect merlin quotes#king arthur#arthurian#medieval#the adventures of merlin#court sorcerer merlin#magic#fantasy#fiction#multifandom account#fic writers#shitty post#txt.mine#reblog is love
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You don't count, greylock
#well cedric unless you get some second opinions you're not gonna come out winning#its four to one odds man#also ignore the shitty quality#accidentally made it too small#man it feels like I havent drawn anything silly in forever#sofia the first#sofia the fandom#cedric the sorcerer#greylock the grand#cedric the sensational#cedric the great#baileywick#princess sofia#slickwell#myart.png#stf#random comic to start the day with
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¡Cedlock week 2024!
5. Evil/Evil Dreams
Late but better than never! A glimpse of the reign of the great King Cedric and his loyal husband companion, Greylock, the grand King of Rudistan.
I'm sure Cedric would make life impossible for everyone who mocked him. He would have unfrozen them just for that. And maybe because he couldn’t handle the castle with no one around lol.
#The man on the first few vignettes is supposed to be Constable Myles in case you didn't notice#<- because drawing him didn't come out exactly right#I know Greylock probably wouldn't have been so a shitty king cause he would avoid being like Magnus but shhhhhh#let them be totally bad and bratty#Baileywick is fed up and is going to poison them /j#cedric the sorcerer#greylock the grand#cedlock#cedlockweek2024#ushs draws
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emily axford is one of the funniest people alive, an amazing ttrpg player, and has to put up with so much shit.
fuck yeah, you tell 'em, wah-wah-wah
#all the bits in short rests were they are having to pre-emptively try to temper peoples reactions to things emily has said or done#so shitty#fuck 'em#wah-wah-wah#intrepid heroes#dimension 20#adventuring party#emily axford#<3#naddpod#ALSO! multiclassing for life#i think the only ttrpg characters i've ever built/played that havn't been multiclass was only because i never played them long enough#ranger/warlock#rogue/warlock#bard/rogue#sorcerer/barbarian/fighter#druid/cleric#fighter/rogue#some of them were only for one-shots#a few i played for years#my darling lil d&d pcs#i'm about to start playing a paladin/ranger#multiclassing is the only way imo
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"Do you KNOW what everyone says about you? They say you’re some homeschooled jungle freak from Africa who's just a less hot version of ME—"
#literally though eddie didn't have to eat him up like that#they really said ''will the wise is a shitty knock-off of eddie the sorcerer'' huh#st puzzle tales
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more for the garashir fairytale grab bag AU I am never going to actually write: garak knows exactly what would break his curse from the start, he just never tells anyone for the longest time b/c he's so sure it could never happen
(it's asking forgiveness, of course. he thinks it's tain's forgiveness he needs, and tain is fucking dead and knew he would be by the time garak woke up so it seems the perfect unbreakable parting fuck-you revenge curse. and garak would expect nothing less from his father than that, so he's resigned to dwindling away painfully. enter julian bashir and his fierce force-of-nature compassion (and also secret illicit immense magical powers) with a steel chair!!! to go 'OH YEAH??? we'll see about that', as you might expect. oh. OH necromancer-ish julian calling tain's ghost up to ask him about what the hell he did and how to undo it, ala his gambit to go see him the wire? and the knowledge he gains from that is what confirms garak's suspicions as to what is Up with this handsome young healer mage because it could be known only by those long dead. cue east of the sun west of the moon part of the narrative once julian understands his game is up and runs away??
anyway getting some true love's kissing in by the end of it all is just a nice bonus it's not needed like strictly magically for either of their situations lol)
#garashir#star trek#ds9#star trek ds9#elim garak#julian bashir#the sleeping beauty part is an entirely separate curse btw. tain really wanted that shit to pile up lol#I wonder what fucked up thing you'd do to Julian magically to be the equivalent of genetic engineering#splicing something into his soul maybe? turning him into a wildly powerful but 'dangerous' kind of sorcerer in the process?#something about violating his innermost essence at least that's kind of the thematic significance of it#people pointing at him after the reveal going 'THOSE ARE DARK LORD POWERS YOU FREAK' and he's like#'*barely holding back tears of frustration and exhaustion* I just wanna be a lil healer main can you guys fucking let me live....'#maybe like... when you've cracked someone's soul open once it's considered a sanctity breached or something. anything could get in#maybe ds9 is like... the cardassian ruin where they find garak sleeping (yeah I'm doing an sga/howl's moving castle thing in my head)#he still claims he's just a simple tailor upon being woken up and getting the castle to fly them out of danger. of course.#he also still hates the place as much as he did in the show it was considered a shitty backwater place to be stationed back in the day#guys. I think I am cooking but unfortunately I'm perpetually burnt out I don't have enough fuel to make anything of it lmao
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HERE'S A THOUGHT~!
In the MCU, the Time Stone was found by the sorcerer Agamotto thousands of years ago.
"The Ancient One is the latest in a long line of Sorcerer Supreme, going back thousands of years to the father of the Mystic Arts, the mighty Agamotto. The same sorcerer who created the Eye you so recklessly borrowed."
—Wong
So this dude, someone who was according to official papers was "a being" who was not human. And from the looks of it found the stone on earth.
Now here is my thought about this, what if this guy found the Time Stone in the Crystal Cave all those years ago. It would make sense for the crystals in the cave to have been affected by the time stone and have the properties of possible futures.
The Birth Place of Magic.
Agamotto might have taken the time stone but some of it's powers still remained there in the cave. Druids and other magic folk revere and fear the cave, cause if not careful one could go mad with all the possible outcomes of the future.
Merlin, long after Camelot, ends up back in the Crystal Cave and witnessing all the possibilities of the future. He learns much but also goes slightly mad for a time.
Then at some point he travels and finds Kamar-Taj. There he can feel the Time Stone but much more powerful then the cave. It calls to him, recognising Merlin as a worthy wielder or fellow kin.
Now I'm completely for the concept of Merlin being Magic itself and if Magic came to be in that cave, Merlin is a part of the time stone as we saw in the first episode of Merlin where he basically stopped time saving Gaius and slowing it down saving Arthur.
If the Infinity Stones were created by the Big Bang from 6 singularities, what if there was a 7th one.
Magic.
Diverse and capable of all 6 aspects of existance.
Making Merlin one of the very few to be capable of touching the stone itself, along with the other five.
What do you think?
#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#crossover#merlin fandom#the avengers#marvel#time stones#avengers endgame#avengers infinity war#thoughts#Merlin is the God of Magic#Merlin is Immortal#He also is possibly a Celestial#Merlin wants a break#He goes to Kamar-Taj#Time Stone is like “You are my Son/Kin.”#Merlin yeets out of there#Merlin: I already got the destiny talk from a Dragon. Not happening again with a stone. Nope! Going to Fiji!#Time Stone: I can tell you when you're boyfriend returns~#Merlin: ... *grumbles* Shitty stones and bloody lazy prats. Stupid destiny.#Next thing he know he has an apprentice who takes his recklessness to new levels and becomes sorcerer supreme for a few centuries.#They have tea every decade to catch up.
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KIRARA!! MY BELOVED!!
(there's no gifs for her)
#artwork#shitty art#bad art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk fanart#kirara#hoshi kirara#jujutsu kasien manga#jujutsu sorcerer#transgender#trans woman#transfem#canon trans character#i love transgenders#underrated
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(he blipped)
#i'm just gonna leave this here#that one cookie meme thing#did do the hand quite right but it's fine#he says “baking the previous sorcerer supreme into a cookie because I miss him”#don't have the resources or skills to draw over an image so y'all get my shitty paper drawing#wong#wongstrange#stephen strange#doctor strange#doctor stephen strange#art#my art#meme art#redraw
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Gwen: I was only gone for a couple of hours!
Merlin: I know, my ability to make bad decisions impresses me too.
#How is it possible that this friendship is so undervalued?!#The scriptwriters played dirty to them#but still#more respect for the og#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#merlin#incorrect quotes#the adventures of merlin#merlin and gwen#gwen#guinevere#queen guinevere#the queen and her sorcerer#besties#original besties#sassy#shitty post#txt.mine#i’m bad at tagging#reblog is love#reblogging is appreciated#multifandom account#seriestv#tvshow#2000's#retro#fandom girl#fic writing#writer block
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Posting this because why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Based on @tanasha-not-yet 's merman Greylock design! I was originally not going to colour this but hey but my hand took control of me and now here we are
I also have an idea for an actually coloured and rendered drawing but I'll post it later, if I ever finish it lmao
#is it still considered a dorsal fin if it's on his ass?#UGHHH I WANNA DRAW HIM SAYING STUPID FISH PUNS#greylock please stop saying you are one in a krillion we get it#shitty little comic made overnight but I like how it turned out overall#sofia the first#sofia the fandom#cedric the sorcerer#cedric the sensational#cedric the great#greylock the grand#cedlock#stf#myart.png
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haunted hunted and hag-eyed.
#my tav ^.^#idk if this is ugky or not i think im slipping back into depression/apathy/anxiety#anyways my friends and brother r playing bg3 and im compensation for my shitty laptop by drawing#yippee yippee his name is drysten and hes a tiefling draconic sorcerer#OH hes a durge aswell lawl i forgot#anyways if i play again he may be a wild magic sorcerer bc.. that’s fun#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 durge#durge#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#art#my art#dnd
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Au where Cedric is born to the throne and once inherits it, is discontent with it. Then he finds a village family who seems to have it all figured out: they love and care for each other deeply despite their place in life. That's when he realizes his upbringing wasn't as great as he thought it was, and befriends the family to find out what he missed out on.
#ps the village family is actually the entire royal family#where roland was born in the village and fell in love with miranda and raised their 3 kids together#this is baker king but actually canon#and sofia's family isn't made shitty btw#idk why I would have to say that#because in contrast cedric is pretty shitty in this because he was raised by shitty people#stf#sofia the first#sofia the fandom#cedric the sorcerer#village au#stf au#captain txt
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I think the problem with a lot of Geto analysis online cannot truly understand that he's a victim and abusive. Like I'll straight up say jujutsu society is abusive and exploitative and he had to deal with three people his age and younger Dying (Satoru he was supposed to be working with, Riko was literally. There. And then Haibara who y'know. Is his junior so there's a level of protection and teaching they're supposed to have) and I can yap about my opinions on some of the stuff that's implied but also. HES A CULT LEADER AND CULTS ARE ABUSIVE. Even in his short interaction with the women he helps he is rude demeaning and manipulative (idk how to describe the name thing he's just fucking weird) he's willing to just Murder People in cold blood and he's a eugenicist who dehumanizes people and compares them to animals like. And even with sorcerers who he "respects" like. Do I need to explain how eugenics interacts with bodily autonomy or is that generally understood. I'll say straight up that I think he basically just copy pasted power dynamics from Jujutsu society (basically why I call him a victim of that. Jujutsu society is a-ok with child murder let's all remember that) but just bc they're learned doesn't make them Less Abusive (it just points to a bigger problem)
He contains multitudes and some of the multitudes involve being traumatized and physically assaulted as a child and others involve being a hateful person who decided that lateral violence feels good
#JJK#Y'know what? IDC how mean you are to Geto I hope he burns in hell or whatever. But like do not downplay the fact that#Riko got murdered and Nanako and Mimiko were being abused. Which like. You don't have to respect him but to fully acknowledge both those#Things you have to acknowledge the fact that they were TRAUMATIZING FOR HIM because he was forced not just to witness but also to#Fucking deal with the consequences of intense human suffering. But also DONT REDUCE RIKO NANAKO AND MIMIKO TO THEIR EFFECTS ON GETO#they affected him (human suffering human connection) but most of all THEYYYYY WERE AFFECTEDDDDD BECAUSE THEY WERE THE VICTIMSSSSS#gonna start biting ppl. ''oh he's traumatized so he's racist?'' no he's traumatized so he's lashing out and the society he was raised in#Prioritized strength over actually understanding that human lives have value so he found it easy and gratifying to target people#In a way that ''proved'' his strength and superiority and that he could justify with ''well there won't be curses'' which is a shitty#Justification but it was enough to make the net emotional payoff gratifying rather than shameful in the short term. Also he's not racist#Because he hates ppl who aren't sorcerers he's racist because most sorcerers are Japanese#Which means most of his targets would be y'know. Ppl of color and already marginalized ppl which going back to the Kenjaku rant#You can still be racist without hatred if you live in a racist society and don't fight against the basic racism but rather just let it exis#Unchallenged or even go along with it because if benefits you (rather than going alone because it can hurt others)#Anyway all this to say yeah Geto shouldve killed himself at 17 and STOP SEXUALIZING THE SHOWER SCENE HES 17 ITS WEIRD
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something about me is that i love love love playing support classes, i actually love playing them the most (give me the clerics, give me the bards), but one time i was told by a man when i was considering a cleric again that i would 'finally play the class i was meant for', i got turned off really fast from that.
#OOC.#you would ask why? well i was playing mei. and she was a bard who was supposed to you know#talk to people. but we had a main character energy there (this guy). it's hard to talk to people when the other person#plays a monk and would literally naruto run to get to npcs first.#so i was basically shoved into a healer's role as a bard. which is fine but i would've just done a cleric if i knew#and then we had a time travel plot and it would potentially change our characters which we agreed to. BECAUSE we played siblings#i thought technically she COULD be a cleric she prayed to selune.#but he said this and i was like okay nope she changes to sorcerer like her shitty father.#the gist of it was that he implied because i played a character that really wanted to survive and did not want to fight#but always went with them and supported them#that i cannot play characters that do want to fight lmao.#i have so many cursed dnd stories man. so many.#LET'S PRETEND I'VE BEEN ACTIVE HERE. i'm planning to work on that and write this week!!!
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