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vngful · 3 months

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crying n throwingup

#shitty card for shitty dad #I wish he didnt leave him #ITS NOT FAIIRRRRRR #devil may cry #dmc #vergil sparda #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dante sparda #dmc memes #vergil dmc #incorrect dmc quotes #dante dmc #nero sparda #nero dmc #dmc 4 #dmc fanart #au #dadgil

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meeludrawz · 28 days

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Shouto: "Touya-nii, stop! I have papers right here, I can adopt you and we can get away from dad" Dabi: Stops in the middle of the fight, deactivating his quirk "What? Ya can't do that" Shouto: Confused "Why not?" Dabi: "First, you're not 18. Second, I'm older than you" Shouto: Turns to Midoriya, who was standing beside him the whole time, with a sad n confused face "Midoriya, is it true?" Deku: "I'm afraid so" :( Shouto: "Can your mom adopt him, then?" Deku: "AH??? OH- I- UM- WE ALREADY ADOPTED TEN- I MEAN- SHIGARAKI" Shouto: "Oh.." Turns to Dabi, with puppy eyes "Can you adopt me then? I have dad's credit card" Dabi: Turns to Hawks that he was literally destroying seconds ago "Can I do that?" Hawks: "Yeah, you'd become his legal caretaker I think" Dabi: "AIGHT, FUCK, I'M IN"

#then they bought a house with Endeavour's card #and lots of soba #right now they're probably eating soba together while making fun of their shitty dad #bnha #mha #todoroki touya #touya todoroki #dabi #hawks #takami keigo #keigo takami #izuku midoriya #deku #shouto todoroki #todoroki shoto #shoto todoroki #also inko adopted shiggy and no one can stop me

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anotherqueersnailowner · 4 months

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Trans? Need a Name?

i will fucking name you hmu

#“oh but a name is so personal how can you name a stranger?” I'm your fucking dad now. I'm gonna name my fucking kids and you cant stop me #if youre trans and already have a name but still want a mostly deadbeat internet dad that works too #i can send you a shitty lil digital card at the holidays it'll be great #if you want a more personalized name (i.e. not a random name that pops into my head but a name w a specific meaning theme etc)#i will do it but itll cost you like 1-5 dollars idk #i need an outlet for naming things other than pets stuffies and myself #im this close to making my middle name Sievert-Nathaniel-Russel #and thats too many fucking names for a middle name #imagine trying to get that monogrammed #it's five names in total it would be a fucking nightmare #thats why i have to name you ppl now #queer #genderqueer #genderfaun #transgender #ftm #nonbinary #transmasc #trans #lgbtqia #transfemme #trangender #transfem #genderfluid #name suggestions #naming #trans names

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akkivee · 11 days

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cute bad ass

#vee queued to fill the void #taking a moment away from the kuukou deep dive brainrot to do some kuukou simping instead lol #as always lol arb beat me to drawing kuukou feeding animals myself #but if kuukou feeds the elderly and has candy in his pockets for children (highkey for himself too lol)#you can bet your ass he’d feed the strays that visit his temple or share his sardines with froggies on the side of the road 😭😭😭😭#crying over that sudden scratch card where a new cat comes to visit his temple and kuukou can tell it was a new visitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he doesn’t name them but i think it would be very funny if kuukou decided to name the cats visiting his temple after buddhist gods lol #orange tabby: *meows at kuukou for a snack*#kuukou: yooooo jogaishou bosatsu!!!!!!!!!! what’s up it’s been forever want some of my shitty dad’s tofu??????? :D #😌😌😌😌 and then on the flip side it’s page that haunts my every waking moment LOL #kuukou is so fcking COOL lol even when he loses you get the sense he never lost lol #i’m tempted to just start screaming for five straight tags but to quell that urge lmao #i’m going to make this about ichikuu lmao remember how ichiro in ohayo ikebukuro said he likes strong people who never lose lol????#they ended that bat vs mtr battle with the comment from jakurai i think that this battle didn’t feel like it was their victory #which means kuukou hasn’t truly lost so that makes him even more of ichiro’s type—

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pipebombsabitsuki · 1 year

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the concept of digimon is really funny bc Digimon are like, made out of internet data, right? so they're the literal manifestation of internet footprints. so like. A chap who has a blog about how much he loves cooking and birdwatching would make data that turns into a goodhearted Digimon like idk fucking Greymon.

Then I can only imagine the type of blogs that would have made certain Digimon.

#digimon #digimon adventure #myotismon would 100% be made out of the data of My Immortal #blog from a girl with BPD who does Xanax became Devimon #My dads internet rants about shitty second hand card became Machinedramon #what the fuck did they do to birth Beelzemon tho???

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arcaneyouth · 6 months

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whoevers running the sims game that is my life is having too much fun

#> be me #> get violently killed by kidneh stone pain that doesnt fade for like 30-40 minutes #> finally get some help from my dad figuring out what to do and how to handle it #> just sit there drinking fruit punch to try to get lots of liquids for like an hour while recovering from the pain #> try to order doordash because im gonna collapse but i need food #> have a hysterical time (shitty selection baffling choices and my debit card no work)#> finally order and sit on the couch #> one od the biggest spiders ive ever seen approaching me so quickly i almost screamed #> cramp up my leg trying to escape the giant enemy spider by going over the couch #> leg is in pain #> wonder briefly with genuine curiosity if god thinks im entertaining right now

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explode-this · 9 days

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#unfuckingbelievable #fellas #is it enough to take the day off from work to spend time with your spouse on your anniversary #and then not even bother saying ‘happy anniversary’ because it’s y’know OBVIOUS why you took the day off?#forget a card or flowers or anything else for that matter #because those didn’t happen either #but not even saying a perfunctory *happy anniversary* because it’s *obvious*?#i guess that can be the new standard for birthdays too! why not?#and for the record that ‘spending time’ was fucking up an autistic woman’s morning routine #and then staying face planted in a phone before spending an hour in choice paralysis not knowing what tv show to watch #over two decades lads #and we don’t say ‘happy anniversary’ because we both know the date and it’s OBVIOUS #un. fucking. believable.#i do not even know how to express the hurt right now #like i had my expectations so low you only have to step over them #and yet #i feel like a real fucking asshole just venting about this #but even my shitty dad got my mother a card every year on their anniversary #and this one supposedly likes me #in an aroace kind of way #does being aromantic preclude a person from saying ‘I’m glad i married you’?#it doesn’t have to be said with flowers but it could at least be said #i am begging for clear communication and all i got was a bunch of ‘well it’s obvious innit’#over two decades #and i make pie every week #and this is what i get #💔

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navysealt4t · 7 months

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at some point you learn ur parents are just hypocritical fucks who just care about making themself feel good with their parenting and they don’t give a shit about ur emotions or passions

#‘dad made me feel dumb bc i was switched to online science and threatened to punish me’ ‘well you need to get off that phone we might have #‘to take it away!’#‘make sure u do science homework’#not her saying she now understands what it’s like to have online friends and an online community and she wouldn’t punish me by taking away #my phone!!! just for her to go and threaten to take away my phone!! haha!! i wanna kms!!!!#why does my show have to end in less than a week i can’t deal with this #vent #why did i get dealt the shitty cards man. i want my friends i wanna go back to the school or theater or utah or somewhere

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morninkim · 1 year

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another redraw, this time of last night's oc's twin brother

Hayato Ishino - JUMP Soldier

Ruriko here

#neo toku #my art #my ocs #tokusatsu oc #mentioned it in the tags for ruriko but hayato's basically her ''secondary rider'' - being ant themed to parallel her bee theming #he's essentially the sibling that stayed loyal to the family business and is like.#the poster child of the corporation their dad runs #he also joined the military as a young adult (the twins are around 26-27ish now) so has a kind of soldier mentality #always following orders - which makes him GREAT for getting in ruriko-as-stinger's way and the PERFECT corpo JUMP user #they'd both use the same belt to transform (hence similar cards - the card backs are visible through 3 view holes which show SNR for stinge #and SDR for soldier) - having been intended by their father to be a duo like he and his partner back in the 70s #i guess they're kind of like the heisei riders to their dad's and partner's showa riders??#anyway. hayato has issues and it takes him most of the story to get over them and break off from his shitty billionaire dad

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kipowolfton · 9 months

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Last week a kid started throwing Ur mom jokes at me and more specifically at me in relation to the fact I was playing as Luigi in ssbu

I pulled out the 'Mario and Luigi don't have a mom'

he argued 'but they do in the movie!'

and I went 'you do know the movie isn't entirely canon to the games?'

and all the gamer friends (AKA his 5 older brothers) all agreed

and he pulled a ur mom joke on me 'ur mom is probably so disappointed in you, she should put you up for adoption' and I went

"I'm adopted,fool, she already did"

#Gen Alpha is getting outta hand 💀💀#Istg the ur mom jokes are so fucking annoying irl #And the dad jokes #idek that I'm adopted at this point #I can just use it as a reality slap against these children #Everyone I've pulled the 'im actually adopted tho' card out on has shown instant visible regret #I don't even get triggered by being adopted I just don't want to deal with the shitty jokes #I dislike children 👍

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butchlifeguard · 10 months

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i love my brother if mom and dad are raising you to be a doormat im really sorry i cant do anythinf about tthat. i can make you funny tho

#i said yeah dad i have my card if he wants anything he can pay me back. with interest #then i private messaged him and edited a shitty low opacity pic of na.mi on top #he sent me a very long image of zo.ro that said nuh uh #then i sent him vi.vi my honest reaction #very funy

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lesbiradshaw · 2 years

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anyways. feel free to be unhappy with the fact that liam has a new gf in the movie and definitely feel free to make criticisms about how the tw writers roped in a no name asian actress to be kira’s thinly veiled replacement since they refused to pay arden right and think all asians are #interchangeable despite profiting greatly off our cultures but just remember being racist towards an actress or character (who you havent even seen on screen yet) under the guise of being supposedly anti racist makes you a weird pathetic freak loser and it doesn’t count as helpful commentary. 💓

#like its kinda almost hilarious that theyre being so obv ab liam and hikari being the new scira #and its also funny that no one even asked for it #but whats not funny is the wave of vaguely racist takes and remarks ik are ab to come her way #just bc shes In The Way of a white mlm ship #i think ive seen this film before and i didnt like the ending .#head in my hands this movie feels like one giant setup #on one hand i respect that girl chasing a check esp bc shes a no namer and tw is a relevant franchise #but also we know how shitty the cast and crew were to the last asian lead so its like. okay #but she doesnt deserve to be subject to the insanity of tw shippers that dont get their way #idk. thiam r my babies esp liam but the anti asian racism surrounding this movie is driving me up a wall #kira was my cousin i still cant believe they did her so dirty #also cant believe theyre using japanese culture as a major plotpoint again when they act like That towards arden but i digress #anyways #i have a headache. at least derek was confirmed to be a good dad and his face card has held up #and his hairline. unlike some peoples.#personal

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joshuaalbert · 1 year

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guy continuing a post from a year ago voice i do think you could do cabaret on voyager. now you may say “couldn’t you do it on ds9 because of the intimate familiarity with fascism” and like, yes, and since cabaret is a show that intentionally invokes audience complicity unlike other shows that tumblr wants to add it to it could arguably play to a federation audience with the idea that they looked the other way when it came to the cardassian occupation. that said, i simply don’t think the vibes are right and i would not project earth culture and especially not like US-originated culture onto bajor.

however you could argue that the maquis crew of voyager would have both a stake in the central tension of the show and a captive audience to play to in the starfleet crew, in that they felt similarly abandoned by the federation in the face of fascism. also, crucially, they have nothing better to do. actually this would have been a good way to ramp up the tension as in rehearsals both factions use thinly veiled references to the show to play out the conflict between the two crews. why didn’t they do this.

#i havent been in an actual theater production since i was 13 unless you count the zoom productions where i just played shitty dads #oh and a frat boy #and a priest #but sometimes the knowledge is there #anyway tune in next time for how i would put a dream ballet in p*card #dont question any of this just work with me okay. okay.

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lemememeringue · 2 years

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I started the night rly angry but then I practiced my empathy skills and I just woke up from a? nice dream? about my parents?

#mine #dream journal #lem experiences cognitive behavioural torture #practicing empathy wasn't rly a conscious choice more so associative thinking caused it to just happen #I guess it started w an angry dream. I was screaming crying at mum abt shit that went down in base housing and how lucky she is to forget #in this dream we'd travelled up north to see dad for some reason so he was there defending mum #this didn't de-escalate anything bc they were BOTH at fault and have since BOTH had severe memory loss of the collective trauma #then ig I entered a state of semiconsciousness where to calm myself I focused on my beloved ocs who I dump all my problems on #focus was on nikola. who I gave trauma almost inadvertently bc at the time I was focused on his father. who I also was traumatizing.#nik was sent away to visit an amish penpal for what was supposed to be a summer break while his parents got their shit together #that summer turned into three years before he was reunited w his family and they just ... Don't Talk abt it now bc it was such a heavy time #the thing is... I didn't give nik anger. he (and I) fully understand why things went down the way they did and ... it's no one's Fault rly.#just a shitty time where everyone was dealt a shitty hand.#now the part abt empathy isn't rly abt nik. it's that the trauma I gave his parents that triggered the chain reaction was Also mine #so I got to explore not just my own experiences safely but also this new parental angle and the guilt and shame from the hard decisions #made to protect a child from your own horrors #and they didn't make The Best Choice but under duress it was Better. and no one intended for it to be anything more than a summer.#ig from there I slid right back into dreamstate. the same one from before and right where I'd left off. which is rare.#and forced to see the parallels.. I (like nik) just can't bring myself to rage over equally shitty cards. and #so I apologised for antagonizing and the dream went on #I don't rly know what happened. at the end it seemed like I was ?? moving in w dad for a few months ?? idk #all I know is that the tension was gone and we were able to move forward w new shitty cards

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transs3xualmagg0t · 2 years

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#maggot musings #its my birthday tomorrow so #I've been getting cards and shit #and i just got one from my dad #who i haven't spoken to in like #a year #and i haven't read it yet but ugh #i feel so shit? yknow?#and like having a shitty dad who i know hasn't #become a better person #sucks cos i want a dad #but i know it wouldn't be good for me to see him #cos he's abusive ! it'd fuck my head up #still makes me feel like shit #i dunno i want to read it but everytime i pick it up i get hit with like a #wave of nausea and i feel dizzy #i need to go to therapy my god

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synonymroll648 · 12 days

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IF LORE UPDATES APPLIED TO PEOPLE I WOULDVE JUST GOTTEN ONE OF MY HAPPIEST LORE UPDATES TODAY

#FUCK YEAH WE GOT MY FIRST EVER MURAL LOOKING SICK AS SHIT SO FAR #TORTUGA AS BIG AS ME AND DETAILED ENOUGH THAT STRANGERS COMPLIMENTED IT MY BELOVED #HUGE SHOUTOUT TO THE GUY DRIVING BY THAT ROLLED DOWN THEIR WINDOW AND SHOUTED “dude that’s amazing!” AS THEY PASSED #CAME OUT AS TRANS TO MY AUNT THAT IM PAINTING THE MURAL FOR AND SHE IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY FIRST BLOOD RELATIVE TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF ME OUT TH #GATE #HER ONLY THINGS WERE THAT SHE WASNT GONNA BE PERFECT ABOUT MY PRONOUNS AND THAT SHE WISHED ID COME OUT TO HER SOONER SO I WOULDNT HAVE #GOTTEN ATTACHED TO A NAME THAT I DIDNT REALIZE WAS LINKED TO MY REALLY SHITTY BIO DAD AND WANTED TO COME UP WITH A GENDER NEUTRAL NICKNAME #FOR ME THAT WOULD WORK NO MATTER WHAT I IDENTIFY AS FROM HERE ON OUT AND WORKS AROUND PEOPLE IM NOT OUT TO #AND SHE GAVE ME A CHAMORRAN NICKNAME!!!! A SIDE OF MY HERITAGE THAT I DONT GET TO CONNECT TO A TON!!! SHES GONNA CALL ME TAKKA (WE MESSED #WITH THE SPELLING OF “TOCA” A BIT TO SOUND LIKE “TALK-A” SO WE CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW I TALK A LOT IT HAS BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY SO FAR I #LOVE IT)#AND SHES GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE KELAGUEN (A CHAMORRAN DISH) SOMETIME #AND SHE GAVE ME AN OVERSIZED SHIRT THAT BASICALLY SAYS FUCK T-MOBILE #AND TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME NO MATTER WHAT AND TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVED HOW I PRIORITIZED KINDNESS ABOVE ALL ELSE AND I GOT TO TELL HER ABOUT HO #I THINK KINDNESS AND CRUELTY ARE TRAITS BEYOND GENDER AND SEXUALITY AND THAT I WANT TO BECOME THE ADULT I NEEDED AS A KID AND THAT I NEEDED #SOMEONE KIND THAT FREELY GAVE HUGS AND TOLD A LOT OF SILLY JOKES AND WAS FORGIVING WHEN IT COUNTED AND THAT WHEN I GROW OLD WHETHER IM AN #OLD MAN OR OLD WOMAN OR OLD SOMETHING ELSE I WANNA BE A GEEZER THAT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET THAT YOU CAN PLAY CARDS WITH ANYTIME AND #SAVES YOU CHOCOLATE BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU LIKE IT AND I WANNA BE THE TYPE OF KIND MAN LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP HOPING ARE REAL AND LABELS ARE #CLOTHES THAT SOMETIMES FIT A MONTH OR FIT FOREVER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT THEYRE COMFY IN THE MOMENT AND THAT I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY AND I #LOVE PEOPLE FOR THEIR PERSONALITY AND IM WEIRD ABOUT KISSING BUT I HAVE MY PARTNERS BACK AND THAT MATTERS MORE TO US AND WERE HAPPY #AND I TOLD HER WHAT IM PLANNING ON MY NAME TO BE WHEN IM AN ADULT AND SHE LIKED MY IDEA FOR MY NEW SURNAME #AND WE SANG TO SONGS TOGETHER AND BITCHED ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND AND DID A LITTLE JIG IN THE STREET AND LAUGHED TOGETHER AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY #BECAUSE OF THE TURTLE IM PAINTING HER AND BECAUSE I TRUST HER AND IM SO HAPPY BECAUSE BOTH OF THOSE ARE WORKING OUT AND THIS EVENING WAS A #PERFECT SUMMER EVENING TO BE ALIVE. THIS MAY HAVE HAPPENED ON MY PERIOD BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER THE GOOD OUTWEIGHS THE BAD. THERE IS BEAUTY #IN THE WORLD IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. THERE IS BEAUTY IN BEING TRANS AND BEING SAFE WITH YOUR AUNT AND TALKING TO HER HONESTLY ABOUT YOUR #HOPES FOR THE FUTURE WITH YOUR BODY AND YOUR GENDER. THERE IS BEAUTY IN MAKING SILLY POSES WITH YOUR MURAL IN PROGRESS WITH YOUR AUNT AS TH #PHOTOGRAPHER. THERE IS BEAUTY IN LISTENING TO NOSTALGIC MUSIC WITH YOUR AUNT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR LIKING #THERE IS BEAUTY IN WEARING YOUR BANGS UP IN A STUPID PINEAPPLE PONYTAIL SO IT DOESNT FALL IN YOUR EYES AND WEARING CLOTHES YOU DONT CARE #ABOUT AND GRINNING AND LAUGHING AND SINGING MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND GENUINELY THAN YOU HAVE IN A LONG TIME. THERE IS BEAUTY IN CLEANING #PAINT BRUSHES AND MEASURING CUPS IN HER KINDA BROKEN SINK AND MEOWING AT HER CAT AND THANKING HER FOR HELPING YOU CLEAN UP THE PAINTS SHE

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