#Istg the ur mom jokes are so fucking annoying irl
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Last week a kid started throwing Ur mom jokes at me and more specifically at me in relation to the fact I was playing as Luigi in ssbu
I pulled out the 'Mario and Luigi don't have a mom'
he argued 'but they do in the movie!'
and I went 'you do know the movie isn't entirely canon to the games?'
and all the gamer friends (AKA his 5 older brothers) all agreed
and he pulled a ur mom joke on me 'ur mom is probably so disappointed in you, she should put you up for adoption' and I went
"I'm adopted,fool, she already did"
#Gen Alpha is getting outta hand 💀💀#Istg the ur mom jokes are so fucking annoying irl#And the dad jokes#idek that I'm adopted at this point#I can just use it as a reality slap against these children#Everyone I've pulled the 'im actually adopted tho' card out on has shown instant visible regret#I don't even get triggered by being adopted I just don't want to deal with the shitty jokes#I dislike children 👍
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