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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!
#I think she's one of the most underutilized characters ever I will DIE on this hill#she can hear people's feelings that is the COOLEST concept ever#you get people who can hear thoughts a lot and that's cool but hearing FEELINGS is such a sick and unique concept#AND SHES A LAWYER#THATS THE COOLEST CAREER YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR FEELINGS THAT OPENS DOORS FOR SO MANY GOOD STORIES#I'D LOVE IN AA TO PLAY CASES AS HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK BACKWARDS FROM PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS TO FIGURE OUT MYSTERIES#IT'S A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO THE EVIDENCE#AND SUBTLE HIDDEN FEELINGS KEEP GUIDING HER AND PPL JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH HOW SHE WORKS... STUFF LIKE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING#WHY ISN'T IT UTILIZED WHY DO WE JUST HAVE PSUEDOSCIENCE MINIGAME#ATHENA IS SO LIKEABLE AND CHARMING AND FULL OF LIFE TOO#PLEASE CAPCOM#I LOV E HER PLEASE#GIVE US A CRAZY MOMENT WHERE SHE TAKES PHOENIX ASIDE HALFWAY THROUGH A CASEAND TELLS HIM HIS CLIENT WAS JUST ELATED AT THE SIGHT OF A CORPS#OR DO IT IN THE GAMEPLAY WHERE THE PLAYER SPOTS IT IN THE MOOD MATRIX#omg yeah actually that'd make me shit my pants that'd be so cool#proper ghost trick moment#THERE'S SO MUCH COOL STUFF YOu can do fuck okay sorry there are so many tags now#can you tell I got feelings abt this character I LOVE HER so much Im in love w her tbh and she's also so me#ace attorney#athena cykes#my art#have a good day thanks for looking at my art haha
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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#t3rfs/r4df3ms dni#cuz i saw one reblog this#and she called me BESTIE#I'm not your fucking bestie#i have headcanons that would make your kind hurl#AND PR0SH1PP3RS GODDAMN DO I HAVE TO PUT A DNI FOR EVERYTHING FUCK OFF#i just saw the vilest shit on the recommended blogs for the last guy Jesus Christ.#one of those blogs posted flags and stuff and one if them was a fucking zoo flag#god should flood us again i think because what the fuck was that#ok uhh anyway get out if u can't keep it in ur pants around animals I guess#and children#what the fuck is wrong with people#mlp#my little pony#mlp fim#my litte pony friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#applejack#rarity#fluttershy#mane 6
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nothing to see here. having a really normal one on this episode of game changer
#i think i just peed my fucking pants laughing so hard holy shit#game changer#dropout#game changer spoilers#dropout tv#katie marovitch#ify nwadiwe#brennan lee mulligan
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YOU GUYS
IM GONNA SEE TOM AT PALEY FEST IN LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO MEETING @mochie85 MAY HAPS?!?!??????? 👀👀
I’m like 7 rows from the stage, including the 2 VIP rows in front of the stage. I- I don’t know how to process this.
@thunderclit @lokisgoodgirl @gigglingtiggerv2 @ladyofthestayingpower @superficialdomina @goblingirlsarah @tallseaweed @lokiandbuckysdoll
Alright everybody hold hands
Time for a group manifestation
I really want this to happen
Everybody cross your fingers
By this time next week I will have what I want.
By this time next week I will have what I want.
By this time next week I will have what I want.
#i’m gonna throw up#shitting my fucking pants#i’m gonna pass out#loki#loki series#loki laufeyson#tom hiddleston#paley fest la 2024#mcu loki
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Cleaned a sketch of him and pixel crunched it
Closer to his in comic sprite ⬇️

#dirk strider#homestuck#lil cal#homestuck art#hs dirk#my art#it’s my sworn duty to make him comfortable as fuck#and give him better shoes cause while it’s cute as fuck that he matches Squarewave and sawtooth holy shit are they ugly as hell#the pants as well. boy why do you wear robot knee high socks and shoes. why do all the alpha kids dress like shit (other than Roxy)#without drawing his nose and lips and hair texture he just looks white. hell world#I think I finally figured out how to draw lil cal though. freak ass puppet. Dirk you fucking weirdo#tag yapping over goodbye I’m going to draw grandpa Harley now
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i do think that for me personally. there is no version of taash's storyline that i can get down with except one where they reconnect with their qunari side. my main problem with their arc is that it perpetuates this idea that someone has to "choose" one culture, that they have to turn their back on parts of their identity in order to be the right kind of trans (the white western kind) and all of it just makes me so viscerally uncomfortable. and to be clear this is not me like... trying to make anyone feel bad, there are parts of taash's story that i personally connect with as well, like there is nothing wrong with the way taash does gender in general and there's nothing wrong with it resonating with people. it's when we put it all together in context within the game that it becomes a problem for me.
we know the qun does not have the same ideas around gender as the rest of thedas, we know that their identity, including gender, is connected to their duty. and so it doesn't make sense that taash's mother cares about them wearing dresses. why would she care about that. i'd ask if we've ever even seen any qunari in dresses but i'm pretty sure we've only seen three qunari women total and two of them are in veilguard and are scholars wearing what i personally consider a robe. the third is in trespasser and is ben-hassrath, and is definitely not wearing a dress. if anything, their mother should be concerned about the fact that they fight, since the whole point of leaving for rivain was to avoid taash being designated as a soldier. and to be fair, we get this a Little bit with the fire-breathing. but everything else about shathann's disapproval doesn't make sense in-universe.
and we also already know about the aqun athlok, which shathann even tries to bring up but the game shouts her down because....? i get that shathann is meant to be overbearing and kinda shitty, but this is not the way to do it. all this does is imply that aqun athlok is "wrong" and not as progressive as this other identity that rook has to teach taash about (and that also isnt even specific to rivain, or related to them connecting to their rivaini culture. it's the shadow dragons that teach them all of this along with rook. in general transness and the nonbinary identity are not integrated into the world in any meaningful way which makes it feel even worse). there are various cultures that have their own specific gender identities that do not adhere to the gender binary, and taash should have been given the chance to connect to their own culture in this way. and even if they really wanted to make it so taash just didn’t feel right with aqun athlok, that identity still should have been properly discussed as an option and handled with respect, rather than so carelessly thrown aside as “wrong” (though again not a depiction i would personally like but it would still be better than what we got).
and just. i really disagree with the idea that gender identity under the qun is More Rigid than elsewhere. it’s different, as we know from comments from iron bull and sten-- and we could argue in circles about inconsistencies with the things they say, obviously there have been retcons previously in an attempt to better develop the qunari beyond what we see in origins and da2, but i think this kind of development is a good thing, and is exactly why the regression with taash irritates me so much-- but when we look back at characters like warden tabris, dorian and his father and tevinter's obsession with bloodlines, the entire experience of playing f!hawke in da2 (and also da2 literally has a whole subplot about women being murdered for like 3 years and no one cares. these games just have a misogyny problem lol) and even tarquin in veilguard commenting about how his father forced him into being a soldier because he's a man(!!)-- there is a lot of rigidity, expectations, and violence around gender throughout thedas. but for some reason these rigid gender ideals and a lot of this gendered violence is held up as the status quo and not challenged at all by the writers in the way the qun repeatedly is. the exception being dorian (though you're still incentivized to forgive his father), but a lot of the characters in tevinter-- magisters, templars, the literal black divine-- are still allowed complexities and to be the good guys working with the shadow dragons, a grace not given to any qunari character besides iron bull (who ultimately still has to leave the qun or die later). i’m not trying argue that the qun is perfect and can never be criticized-- i like the flawed characters and societies within dragon age. but the qunari also deserve to be given the same depth, complexities, and engagement as everyone else, too. and it’s worth pointing out that it’s always the qun that’s depicted as backwards for the same harmful “rigidity” every other culture in the game reinforces.
and ultimately with the way the game inserts this very modern, anachronistic, and condescending language in a poor attempt to be as "correct" as possible to "teach" the player, while simultaneously writing such a careless, racist arc about their culture kinda just , makes me feel like they were actually trying to imply that one identity is more correct and progressive than the other. or, if nothing else, it's a bias that got amplified due to their unwillingness or inability to engage with taash's character beyond using them as a mouthpiece for corporate "representation."
there absolutely are people out there that are like taash, who don't necessarily have or want a connection with certain parts of their culture, and maybe they do identify closer with one aspect of it over another. this is all fine! this happens in real life, everyone has different relationships with their identity and heritage, there is no universal experience, and people are allowed to write about their own. but the thing is. this is dragon age. and taash was written by weekes. and both dragon age as a whole and weekes specifically has a repeated pattern of racist writing when it comes to depicting the qunari. and taash's quest along with the way the antaam are portrayed-- faceless, voiceless, basically naked bodies for you to kill-- makes this a series of poor choices that i don't feel generous enough to excuse.
and it sucks. so bad. that this happened. i want to like taash so bad. but.... man.
anyways if you read this far you should read this article, which is far more eloquent than anything i could write and really dives into the whole "civilized versus savage" binary that we see in a lot of fantasy RPGs and is really epitomized in taash's quest-- in dragon age, it's always the qunari and dalish elves versus a (usually white and/or human) andrastian:
#sorry i wasnt going to post anymore abt taash but im trying to figure out how to include them in my fic LOL#and now i have more to say.#i do think taash is literally just shallow representation bc aside from how poorly their culture is handled they also have various#inconsistencies with their timeline and background. because they didnt give a shit#they had One story they wanted to tell with taash and nothing else mattered#also i have such an issue with the antaam in this game. they dont make sense lol#at least the venatori have reason to worship elgarn'nan and his dragon. but the antaam are just there to pad the game#with more enemy variety lol. and WHY arent they wearing PANTS!!!!! fuck off#datv critical#da posting
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Glimpses of Sung Jinwoo in Solo Leveling: Ragnarok
#he looks fucking SCRUMPTIOUS even from behind bro wtf??????#everytime daddy woo shows up in the manhwa i'm TWEAKING bro i'm not even joking#HOW CAN HE STILL LOOK SO SEXY FROM BEHINDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAHHHHHHH#you know how fucking scary jinwoo is when the literal gods in outer space chose to send pieces of themselves#to earth so they won't get noticed by him????#like instead of facing him head-on#these mfs were like “bro we ain't winning this war without shitting our pants bro we need to be SMART”#mind you this is a group of GODS#THE ABSOLUTE BEINGSSSS#they know they'll get fucked if they face jinwoo head-on😭😭😭#like how much of a badass do you need to be to terrify the gods my man is INSANE#sung jinwoo#solo leveling#sung jin woo
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i’d like to know why you are all alone while i’m lost at sea
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Because I think he deserves both sides of the coin.
#Also coloring was so fucking hard#I just don't know how people can choose colors and make them look good#I suffered three hours on a drawing with no shading or lighting#the great mouse detective#great mouse detective#basil of baker street#david q dawson#david q. dawson#Idk what tags he has-#doctor dawson#ratigan#professor ratigan#padraic ratigan#basigan#ratigan x basil#basil x dawson#my shit#I know it's not part of Basil's design but his pants are purple now because I say so#And now I hate that blank space down there-#detective basil#disney movies#disney#swearing in tags
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Source: 'Day Dream Hour 4' Rakugaki Artbook
by Ryōko Kui
Link to the full Artbook
#Day Dream Hour#Delicious in Dungeon#Dungeon Meshi#Danjon Meshi#Ryoko Kui#Artbook#Manga and Stuff#Mangacap#Manga#Art#jk rowling: the wizards in my story shit their pants and THEN teleport the shit away#Ryoko Kui: The wizards in my story just teleport it straight out of their body... you know... without fucking shitting themselves
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semi-dark king merlin au, someone from ealdor tells king cenred about merlin and he is captured and held as a slave in essetir. since merlin despises captivity and servitude, he’d rather be dead and free than alive and in chains so he acts out and pisses people (especially the king) off so they’ll think him too much trouble and kill him. at first they stick to beatings until merlin manages to get his chains around a few necks and now has a body count so they kill him…..only he wakes back up a few hours later and king cenred is Intrigued and keeps him close. merlin keeps acting out but no matter how many times they kill him, he won’t stay dead. merlin has this moment after waking up perfectly fine after his twenty seventh death where he is hopeless and believes there to be no escape, not even thru death. a few other sorcerers in chains come and help him clean up and give him a lil peptalk, realizing him to be emrys, and then they revolt and take over the kingdom and crown merlin as king and now uther is like “wtf” bc his neighboring kingdom who was kinda sorta on his wavelength about sorcery, though uther did not approve of keeping them alive, is now a kingdom ruled by magic. he goes to war with them but with magic running free and fucking emrys on the throne, they don’t make a lot of headway. anyways merthur meet on the battlefield, enemies to lovers, you get it
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#king merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfic#fanfiction#fic idea#writing prompt#king merlin of essetir#the angst is crazy#merthur despising each other bc to arthur merlin is an evil sorcerer while to merlin arthur is just like his father who is just like cenred#slowly learning more about each other and seeing their kindness#slowly earning respect between the other#lmao those silly episodes where the hero and the villain come to a truce to fight a common enemy and then go right back to fighting after#morganas ‘betrayal’ to camelot is just joining essetir’s side#she learns to control her magic and finds people like her#uhhh#druids flock to essetir while the antimagic people of essetir flee to camelot#essetir kinda just becomes a magic kingdom lmao#THEY SNEAK INTO CAMELOT AND SET THE DRAGON FREE SO ESSETIR JUST HAS A FUCKING DRAGON#camelot is shitting their pants#when arthur becomes king hes just like ‘we gotta sign a treaty atp theres no way were winning#and i refuse to send more of my men to their deaths’#tense political situation where theyre signing a treaty - one wrong move and everything goes to shit#now that the kingdoms can live in relative peace arthur can see the good magic can do for a kingdom as essetir thrives#since theyre on sorta good terms there can be feasts held w merlin in camelot or arthur is essetir#slowburn babey
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On Daisuke dying immediately after Anya:
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#mouth washing#daiskiiiiiiiiii bro hold your HORSES. let her PROCESS shit first man#he said wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont leave my nonbinary ass here with the mensies#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#nurse anya#daisuke mouthwashing#anya#mouthwashing art#mouthwashing fandom#wrong orange#im laughing my ass off Im keeping that tag#wrong orang#WHY CNT I SPELL#wrong organ#THERE FUCK#jesus#doodles#art to shit your pants to#comic#cw death#cw sui implied#cw sui
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im sorry i just came across the rosquez ai generated twitter photos and i lost my fucking shit. imagine being a fourty five year old retired man with kids and you're super famous.
and you've done an exhausting day of exercising and riding around the flat track with your academy students. now you just wanna kick back and scroll through social media
you get on twitter and BOOM.
a huge fake pic of you and your most hated rival cuddling like lovers with a soft, pink sunset in the background. followed by two more photos in the replies, one of which looks like it was taken in divorce court😭 AND IT'S GOT THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY LIKES mind you.
at what point do you just remove yourself from the public lens forever?
#i cannot take this shit seriously#im peeing my pants#marc marquez#valentino rossi#rosquez#motogp#if i was vale i would crash the fuck out. throwing chairs and shit. ripping my shirt open like WHERE IS THAT BITCH MARC MARQUEZ
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#lurantis#yes their eyes are a little weird and spotty but you really can't blame me at this point when i'm doing my damn best at this shit#lurantis is like. one of my favorite pokémon. cool pink fucking bug with big talons and striped pants. that's fucking epic. i love their#color scheme and everything. so obviously i would have tried to make it look as good as possible#but!!!! y'know!!!!! it's fine!!!!!!!!!!#edited like half a year later: it's better now
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the reason why no elves are actually hot is because you can only be so beautiful before you become uncanny and grotesque. Therefore I am proposing that all elves are creepy as fuck, and therefore all sexy man/woman competitions are void.
#this is in protest to the kotlc fandoms weekly polls but also because a flawless face is objectively creepy#also because the canon elf descriptions in kotlc are low key. boring as fuck.#human but hotter? Sounds pretty uncanny! Sounds more like I'd see that guy in an alley and shit my pants!#Pls just give me creepy ass elves. Tell me no one wanted to be Sophies friend because she scared people but they could never figure out why#tell me sophie ran from fitz because she saw what an elf looked like next to real humans (what everyone else was seeing)#there are videos on yt of elf sightings and everyones calling them fake because 'thats clearly just a human jacked up by facetune'#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#im just asking you guys to consider#sophie foster#keefe sencen#fitz vacker
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