#shitpost technically

[hg-aneh]

LET'S NOT DO IT (please!!!)

[himbolover777]

this is the last msm related thing i did im sorry

[infraredss]

never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out

[foone]

Bad idea: Age gap discourse but in a fantasy land where there's multiple races who have vastly different lifespans and life styles.

Is it wrong for a 27 year old human to date a 140 year old stone elf, considering most stone elves don't get out of diapers till their 30s?

Is it wrong for a 80 year old dwarf to date a two year old fire wisp, when fire wisps only live up to 5 years (between the eruptions) and have memories of their past lives, so in a way they're "born" at age 400,000+? That octogenarian dwarf is way younger than the fire wisp that's only physically younger than some of the socks the dwarf has!

Is it wrong for a chronomancer who was never born to date, well, anyone? They are zero years old and infinity years old and negative one hundred and seventeen years old all at once. They look like an old human, sure, with the long white beard and the wrinkly skin, but as far as anyone can tell, they've always looked like that. We've seen the cave paintings.

Is it wrong for a 30 year old lizardman (that's old in lizardman years) to date a human who is 60 years old in biological years (because of aging spells), 26 years old in lived-experience years, but only 13 years old in calendar years? (ie, they were born 13 years ago, but spent some of that time in sideways timelines, so they've lived more years than have passed in their home timeline?)

Is it wrong for a 12,000 year old dragon date a pile of 400 kobolds when kobolds only live like 10 years on average, but reach full maturity in one year? And if you disagree, can you do anything about it? You do know what happened to the last policeman who tried to arrest a dragon, right? Their city is still smoldering, 50 years later.

Is it wrong for anyone to date the time worm? It's the same age, every year. So the age gap can only intensify. If you start dating the time worm when you're both the same age, when do you break it off because you've become too much older than them?

And most confusing of all... What about the fairies? They could be anything between a thousand and a day old, they would lie about their age either way, and they can look like whatever they want. There's fairies we know for a fact have been around since the founding of The City of Towers, who met the silent mother herself, and also look like they're at most ten years old. Is it wrong to date them, or just really uncomfortable for everyone who sees it? And on the other side there's fairies who are "born" (hatched? They come from plants, I'm not sure what the verb even would be. Seeded? Sprouted, maybe) this week who are already appearing like middle-aged men and dancing with widows in what looks like a scheme to run off with her fortune but they never take the money, because what would a fairy want with worthless metal discs? Maybe fairies have a hive mind or genetic memory or reincarnation with full memories, they'd never tell you or give you a straight (or consistent) answer anyway.

Stonefolk are really the only inter-race dating situation anyone can agree on. They're unthinking & unmoving solid rock during the day, so those hours don't count. Thus their "real age" is a nice even half of their true age. So if you meet a stonefolk who was dug out 30 years ago, watch out: that's a 15 year old, and if you're a 25 year human, that's too young for you, even though their dig-date is five years before your birth-date.

EDIT: 2024/01/12: Changed the name of the Stonefolk

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

Breaking News: Local man listened to The Music and imagined Sad Scenarios about The Characters. Ten injured, five dead. More at six.

[arch-angel-o]

Well this definitely didn't take me a long time but alas, more stuff based on my gameplay

I watched Leshy run through the whole cult grounds in slowmo to fight with Narinder, truly loving his dedication

[detritiviolet]

They wuere in hus pussy

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRO-oh yeah they were lmaoas

[carmendeiact2whenplz]

Go play ISAT

[wildpiercy-art]

Optimus Prime gets caught eating a cellphone.

[romancantthinkofausername]

some wholesome artisaint <3

[nyancrimew]

Do you support a free Palestine

yes!

[hornystiel]

supernatural season 5

[your-unfriendlyghost]

if pony had instagram

inspo + better quality pic lol:

Pretty outta character I know but it was funny so who gives a damn

(Low-key inspired by @mister-mickey’s outsiders twitter series, which is hilarious and you should definitely check it out. His takes on the characters are fantastic lol)

(If it ain’t clear, Johnny’s not about to stab Ponyboy he’s just freaking out about the camera and also the fact that he just killed someone!)

[prokopetz]

"Do you read Kill Six Billion Demons" I mean, of course – everybody knows I'm a big fan of Homestuck spinoffs.

[fiiishtank]

redraw ppl are doing on instagram

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

It's june, you know what that means

¡¡Festivity time!!