#shit was wild yo

[nokikissa]

Last dnd session with Timotei's group was both ridiculous and dramatic, we had a confrontation with the wizard who's been sorta out main antagonist so far...

The wizard transformed into a black dragon, our druid cast Fire shield on himself and wildshaped into a saber toothed tiger and also Timotei cast Enlarge on him so he became a burning dragon sized saber tooth, our bard Polymorphed into a Brontosaurus, Timotei took a crit opportunity attack while trying to go heal a fallen teammate with his last 4th level spell and barely survived with 4hp left....

[teethburger]

WHY did I dream about going into someone else’s dream before she died and WHY did the whole dream have a feminist message and WHY did me and my brother have to bury the dead girl (who had turned into a bag of water for some reason) in the sand at a fairly public place and WHY did someone sculpt tits out of sand on top of the grave

[timeisacephalopod]

If American politics wants to be the funniest 2 weeks to a month before the election both Donald Trump and Joe biden would die of natural causes

[rafrfr]

What my friend nicknamed each LU boy:

(She never learned the fandom names nor has she picked up a Legend of Zelda game. I forced her to read LU because I wanted her to)

The friend in question: @theachskid

Warriors: Green, because of his tunic. I asked and she said "I saw green so I said green". I almost had a heart attack when she said that but he's Green I guess.

Time: Bluehead, because of the marks on his forehead. I don't...I don't know.

Four: Laurence. She thought Four was a girl lmao. When she first saw Four she asked if he was a girl and I just went "...yes😈" to see what would happen. She was so upset when she found out Four was not a girl because she loved lesbian Four x Dot. I regret nothing.

Twilight: Insert Name Here. I hate it. I hate saying it so much. It's too long but she said she couldn't think of anything else.

Wild: Bonbon. I can't explain it. It's so...what?? Why??? I never asked her and I don't want to know why she chose Bonbon

Sky: Shadow. This is where my second heart attack comes in. She said it was because he looked so emo. The Shadow. The (probably) main bad guy in LU? Shadow Link? Four Swords? I hate calling him Shadow when I talk to her about him for obvious reasons.

Hyrule: Mistake. I can't explain it. She says it's because he looks like a mistake (I'm so sorry Riri) and whenever she reads his lines it's always in the most flamboyant voice she can muster. I hate it but it's perfect.

Legend: Fortnite. This is because when we were deciding names, she was just naming stuff in her room and I said "No, choose something better" and she chose Fortnite. It's perfect.

Wind: Frederick. When she first saw Wind in the first chapter, she laughed and called him Frederick. Wind was the first one she named and was her favorite for a long time (Until she started simping for Twilight so bad. It's so bad)

[cobaltbluesu]

let em kids explode shit

from the things I'm posting it might look like it's a colored comic but. it's not, it's mostly bw shading but there's still some funky moments for coloring. Still, too long to color everything

[hballegro]

alan alda storytime

the full story from one of the screenshots of my previous post.

story begins with my archaeology professor showing a slide of alan alda in the early 2000s holding some mammoth bones and asks the class if anyone recognizes him. i had watched some MASH with my mother when i was little and had also seen the movie The Object of My Affection, so i raised my hand and said it was alan alda. he lit up and said yes, it was, and told the rest of the class he used to be on this old show, and that when we got more into the bioanthro side of things, remind him to 'tell his alan alda story'.

about 2 months later, we are in bioanthro, and i remind him. he gets excited and says he included slides to talk about it.

[rest under cut]

he tells us how he had just moved to a new city, and he had taken a university job in order to get insurance for his new family [which he didnt get but thats neither here or there]. he gets news that his job is going to be working with Scientific American Frontiers, hosted by the one and only Alan Alda. my prof was thrilled, he loves MASH, and while he specifically wouldnt be involved in the process [being a presenter, working with alan, etc] he was allowed to be around incase they needed help.

i dont know the specific episode, or if it can be found anywhere, but the topic was early man and tools, and how there were mammoth bones that specifically had cuts that could only be made with tools, not by teeth from an animal. they had finished filming for the day and just needed B-roll of some lions at the local zoo chewing some bones [part of the experiment], and alan got a call. he asked if he could head out now, because he needed to get back to his hotel now, and the call had been important. the producers said sure, go ahead, and alan asked if someone could give him a ride.

my professor, having the chance to actually spend time with someone he idolized, and being a stupid late 20s-something, volunteered immediately. stupid why? well, i said he'd just moved there. he didnt know where the hell anything was, and he didnt have GPS available to him, he was just really excited. so they get in the car and start driving.

as i said in my previous post, alan alda had about 20 minutes with this random guy, and found out pretty quickly that he was an archaeologist, and the amazing topic of conversation that he picked was the [then new] theory that we developed agriculture specifically to make booze, and that the rest of the stuff was more or less a biproduct. which is pretty on-brand honestly.

after a while, alan catches on to the fact that this guy clearly has no idea where the hell hes going, and that they've been driving in circles around the city for a while now. he [reportedly very politely] said that actually, this here was his stop, and thanked him for the ride. he then most likely called a taxi that actually knew where it was going, and got to his hotel.

turns out the call was about The Aviator! the call was important because he learned it was confirmed he in it and they needed him to get over there.

its not a glamourous story, but its the only story i got. my prof reported he was a funny guy, and despite slightly kidnapping the poor man for a while, he was the picture of kindness and personability. and clearly he likes telling the story and it left an impression, because he took time out of our already-short lecture to tell a class of 20-somethings that had no idea who Alan Alda was about it.

sorry this is so verbose i dont know how to be short lmao

[housederiva]

Im curious why you did not get into trouble by sharing pdfs? I assume youre what they say BNF... or is your cat really one hell of a charmer people instantly forgot there are pdfs in proximity?

Dear listener I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. I simply have shared a picture of my adorable spherical roommate Caduceus that just so happens to be in a folder with a few non-consequential files that have absolutely nothing to do with anything I post about that I have expressly asked people not to open and to ignore

[takami-takami]

Can I talk about how lucky and grateful I am that in the like, over a year I've been posting on this account I have only gotten like, one anon hate ask. Like genuinely you all have been absolutely NOTHING but sweet, kind, and supportive. Every ask and message is kind, and every tag I read is people having fun, and all the comments are you guys chatting with each other or sharing ideas or being kind, like. What the hell did I do to deserve such a warm and loving place on here. I love y'all, like genuinely.

[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Gregory: I almost became a man of the cloth, myself.

Lucy: *spit takes a cup of Lemonade*

Simon: It's true. He finished all the studying and was ready to be one.

Lucy: No fucking way.

Gregory: Yeah, unfortunately, it didn't fit my lifestyle.

Lucy: No fucking shit, Sherlock

[cosmicallyavg]

where we're at with my fic rn

[laurentlemonke]

I saw a psychologist a while ago who told me "yeah so you were so traumatized as a child your brain fragmented itself into multiple different states of consciousness" and I haven't been the same since.

[ho-ho-homosxual]

genuinely, bomb threat lockdowns go hard I missed the class I hate the most and played uno for three hours with my friends

(Me running out the room the moment the lockdown ended)

[softly-n-sweetly]

guys that say they like talking to you but then ain't interested when you don't wanna be sexual? yeah, those dudes are going straight to hell lmao like yikes

[walkingstackofbooks]

Anxiety is wild.

Someone I haven't interacted with overly much goes out of their way to say something really nice to me, and my brain goes "But what if they don't mean it".

Like, brain, no-one's going to say something like that without meaning it!

My brain: But they must find you annoying because you're you and therefore it's more likely that they hate you but they're just too nice to say it and also feel sorry for you so that's why they said that.

No, no that's not how it works at all. Come on, brain, we learnt about Occam's Razor in year twelve. Simplest explanation: they like the thing you did.

My brain: But that doesn't feel right.

Yeah, no shit it doesn't, because you're fucking anxious! But that doesn't mean everyone up-to-and-including people who are actively nice to you hates you! It just means you don't work properly, brain!

Typing this out has actually made me feel better than just having the argument on repeat in my head though so yay, thanks tumblr ;)

[flugame-mp3]

SEASON NINE FINALE WAS WILD. I HAVE MANY MANY THOUGHTS. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER FOR SURE

[genderqueer-karma]

i need his “woe is me” shit cut right now i can’t do this. like……… sorry your life sucked or whatever but you still did all that evil ass stuff man (with intention, mind you). idk what to tell ya 🤷‍♀️