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why didn’t we get to see ford in his evil warlock era

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MORE CARMEN SANDIEGO X GRAVITY FALLS SCREENCAP REDRAW

i love his face

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FACT: 90% OF SUICIDAL PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES JUST BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG

KEEP PLAYING

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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Hey, here are some more of my Chill Bill Au slop

First of all, I figured out this AUs Stan and Ford yaaayayyyayay!!!

I'll be reffering to them as CB!Stan and CB!Ford

More about the au under the cut

Lil comic on their relationship and how CB!Bill finds CB!Ford

Fidd and Ford work with each other at Bill's company! The company is essentially a big as tech company that makes anything from glitter pens to interspace travel.

Fidd and Ford are both quite low in the ranks when it comes to their work, so they only get to do boring stuff. But don't worry! They have a plan to catch the higher ups attention...

Bill has gotten closer to CB!Ford after meeting him. Even going as far as venting to him (mainly complaining about og ford and saying how much better CB!Ford is)

Fiddleford still grew up catholic in a world where everyone praises a triangle, so he's not kissing the floor Bill walks on (much to the triangles annoyance) like Ford is.

Bill is trying really hard to appeal to these people! He's offering them a free ticket back to their own dimension, yet they throw it in his FACE! Seriously, what's their deal? Just because 98.7% of every single dimension and alternate universe EVER has Bill as the bad guy doesn't mean HE'S one as well!... y'know, from a certain point of view.... BUT STILL

It's gotten to the point where Bill isn't even trying to get the anomalies back home, he just wants them gone. They're a threat to his dimension's stability, so they need to go one way or another...

Essentially how CB!Stan met Og Stan and Ford. Despite Og Ford telling CB!Stan that if he comes in contact with himself (accidental or not) the entire dimension with collapse and delete itself. CB!Stan does not care.

"if I can't hang out with MY brother, I can at least hang out with a cooler Ford. What was that? If I come into contact with myself the whole dimenion collapses? Damn. Skill issue."

First post

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(I don’t have time to tag rn but I will soon)

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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Stop calling me girl, at least try to come up with a creative insult.

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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if you think you’re sorry ass could get me to cry then you are sorely mistaken.

go get mad over a library having a gay book or whatever it is dicks like you do in your spare time.

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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you can’t even come up with an actual answer so you deflect by insulting and deadnaming two people. nice/sarcastic

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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dear gods, I’m beginning to see why they didn’t want to deal with you and your bs

I genuinely don’t understand what you’re problem is. Like, is the fact that a person happens to be different in a way you don’t understand too difficult to understand??? What is your problem, man???

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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you know, you keep talking about how we’re all children but you’re the acting the most like a child throwing a tantrum because you can’t accept that you’re not helping people by misgendering and insulting random people online

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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maybe it’s because they didn’t want to have to around in circles with someone who clearly has their head so far up their ass that I for one am shocked that you’re even able to type this bullshit out

wow your homophobic content is SO useful to everyone. We ALL need to have that opinion.

If you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. Go suck a dick or fuck your own pussy but leave tumblr alone you dumb bitch

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hiii alien

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when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

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brotherly movie time

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something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

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