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Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:
“College loan debt”
“Parental responsability”
“Decreasing property value”
“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”
“MY EX WIFE”
“Unexpected pet surgery bill”
“The guy who wants to date your daughter”
Then, the best one:
“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”
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Mixed media space art WIP!
Am I supposed to be doing homework that was technically due Monday but I missed yesterday and today because I was out sick? Yes.
will I do that? No.
#artists on tumblr#drawings#art process#artwork#illustration#my art#art#space#astronomy#planet#outer space#cosmos#galaxy#mixed media#plants#:)#mel’s trashy art#🍉 mel’s mumbling
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I just had a dream that I made a Tumblr post saying something like " I dreamt that it was autumn, Phineas was holding Perry in his pet mode while "a fort out here in the woods" instrumental by hamster and Gretel was playing in the background. Perry suddenly said while his eyes still looking both sides ; "I love Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I can not hide it anymore" .
Then in the dream Dan Povenmire saw my post and made a video reply parodying it and everything went the same except the brown leaves had low fps and everything was in a crappy 3D. And instead of Perry confessing his love, he opened his mouth (bill) to say "how can we break canon in a way tha-" and suddenly Doofenshmirtz appeared with a baseball bat and hit him in the head making everything go dark . (Jeremy was there too for some reason)
I was so happy that Dan Povenmire noticed me but as soon as I realized I was dreaming I woke up crying from laughing at the absurdity of it all. And that's how I think my brain is a comedian.
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RIP King Julien you would have loved neopronouns
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Julien's harem, lol
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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How positively delightful! I have beeneth gay and merry as of late!
Owen @chatter-crow
i love calling mutuals by their name + username like their username is their last name. it's so funny to me
#I did it for the pun I actually feel like shit rn#im sick 🎉/s#Owen pls#you know mine too#i won’t if you don’t
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Owen chatter-crow
how hath you doith
Owen @chatter-crow
i love calling mutuals by their name + username like their username is their last name. it's so funny to me
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ok so I’m working on my Relativity falls au and I hit a small roadblock
Here’s the thing
A: I have in fact swapped her with Dan (making her Womanly Wendy) but he takes on more of a Soos roll
B: No, I cannot do fiddleford, he already has a swap
Relating to option 3: Paz already has a swap but I wanna stick her somewhere :)
#relativity au#relativity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#gravity falls au#The hand witch#abuelita#👍#I’m working on their ref sheets
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I feel like in Reverse Falls Rev!Fidds is either a bitchy rival tech company owner (v.1) or a really traumatized butler (v.2)
When Rev!Ford comes back out of the portal, Rev!Fidds (v.1) pulls a Stayed Gone.
I feel like the best description of their relationship (v.1) in college would be What is This Feeling/Lothing (Wicked)
Def the best description of them would be Like Vox and Alastor in the way that they fucking hate each other but stay around each other/are “friends” because they match intellectually and can actually give each other a challenge they would rather die that admit that tho
Where as Rev!Fidds (v.2) would probably have like some fucked up codependency. Maybe think Valentino (Olly Alexander Years & Years, MNEK)
College Rev!Fidds (v.2) is a full on pushover and is intrigued (See enamored) by ford who would never give him the time of day so he just follows him around like a lost dog
totally fine, completely and totally fine (he very much isn’t) he was offered (manipulated into) a deal from Rev!Ford
Prob gets along well with Rev!Bill (idk if I like the name change cause the rest of them keep their first names but we’ll see)
#gravity falls au#gravity falls#reverse falls#reverse ford#stanford gleeful#fiddleford x stanford#willford#billford#fiddauthor#fiddleford hadron mcgucket
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I like them as a concept and I kinda like the satisfaction of popping it in your own terms (ie. With like headphones for the noise and at a safe distance and stuff) but sometimes it just pops a scares the ever loving shit out of me because I keep thinking it’s gonna hurt and it’s loud as fuck
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Hygiene Tips for Autistic People
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