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OLD ART (also, I know that's not how Stanford got his all-star tattoo I forgor lol)

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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

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POV: Some weird old guy chases you around a massive, unfamiliar room as three more tall things shout at you before he corners you, shocks the ever-loving shit out of you, and holds you up like some kind of trout.

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you have to outlive donald trump

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I wonder what shenanigans will occur...

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Dear Reddit and Twitter refugees:

You've probably already been told to change your icon, post and reblog stuff you like, Tumblr has holidays, etc.

But in case you weren't aware before....

When AO3 (Archive of Our Own) goes down for any reason, Tumblr flips the fuck out and panics. AO3 starts trending almost immediately.

Do NOT try to calm your neighbors down! Panicking with them until AO3 goes back up is the correct course of action.

Thank you and have a day.

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Do you guys think Tumblr goes into panic mode every time ao3 goes down because we're still traumatized by The Great Ao3 DDOS Attack of 2023?

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nonononononnononononononon- PLEASE NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPELPSALSLEPLAPSLEPALPPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

PLEASE NO NOT NOW NOT LIKE THIS, BELOVED PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU

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same coin theory is soo funny to me because stan could be like no one can hate me more than i can hate myself ! to bill but then he remembers and he’s like FUCK

kinda strayed a bit from what you said but you gave me an idea lol

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My beloved (AO3) Is back from war (being down)

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Time to bring this back

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EXACTLY

I’M TIRED AND OVERSTIMULATED

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???

HOMEWORK???

I WANNA MUNCH AND CRUNCH ON MY BLORBOS

NOT MATH

AO3 culture is opening up a fic just to see its down and IMMEDIATELY GO FREAK OUT ON TUMBLR

BECAUSE AO3 IS DOWN

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??

BE PRODUCTIVE?!?

I HAVE DEPRESSION AND I WANT MY SILLY FICS

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Guess what time it is!!!

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Ao3 isn't working 😭

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@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @thealmightyemprex

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Keep the people around you in the US safe

You know trans people? No you don't.

You know queer people? No you don't.

You know immigrants? No you don't.

You know people who are pregnant? No you don't.

You know people who are trying to get pregnant? No you don't.

You know someone on their period? No you don't.

You know people who have any other religion than Christianity? No you don't.

You know people who aren't religious?

You know people who voted blue? No you don't.

You know disabled people? No you don't.

You know someone who had an abortion? No you don't.

You know someone who was/is at a protest? No you don't.

Be safe on the internet. Especially on sites owned by Trump's friends and allies.

And if you have to, keep yourself safe. Check your social media. Delete posts that can get you or people you know into trouble.

Do NOT keep track of your period in a traceable way. Whether its on paper or digitally.

Talking about politics can be turned dangerous. Be aware who and where you talk.

Be aware of devices like phones keeping track of you. A lot of new cars keep track of where you're going. If things like the FBI are no longer independent, this will get dangerous. Even pictures are traceable.

If you have to go somewhere that will now be dangerous if someone knows, do not bring smart devices. If you need a phone on you in case you need to call for help: old phones or burner phones.

Stay safe. Keep your family and friends safe.