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n14-4cko · 4 months ago
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So we know skulduggery is just a skeleton. No skin, tendons, ligaments NOTHING. Would his bones ever make a noise? Are they capable of touching when they should be separated by the usual stuff is my thought, does magic stand in for that stuff? Or is it just held aloft by magic but if you jolt or make him move too quick would he clatter about.
Like if he got really annoyed and went full old man on someone and shook his fist, because there’s nothing between his bones, would he rattle?
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“Curse you nefarian!” Angry Rattling noises ᕦ(ò_ó )
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hopelessdelusional · 4 months ago
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shoto x seraphim! reader is like dabihawks 2.0
(laughs harder than I should)
the bottom part actually made me laugh out loud so congratulations for making me laugh anon 🫡
*yn and shoto are dating and hawks is on campus to watch 1A train (don’t ask why it’s for the bit)*
Hawks: yo! Todoroki how are you doing man?
*yn flies overhead and dodges Sero’s tape, then flaps their wings in his direction causing his tape to fly the other way and stick to other kids*
Shoto who is not listening bc he’s in awe of his partner: yeah hey
Hawks also looking at yn impressed: wow would you look at that i’ve never seen wings like that
Shoto still in his lovesick haze: yeah me either, i can’t believe im dating someone as amazing as them
Hawks: a todoroki dating someone with wings? where have i heard that before (lol)
*pause*
Shoto fully looking at hawks now: what
Hawks now sweating: what
Tokoyami who was also standing there and always had a feeling that Hawks was dating Dabi: WHAT
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rott1ngcarcas5 · 8 days ago
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Why they kinda look like the Weezer album cover
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blorboazula · 7 months ago
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age reversal AU goes likes this:
Azula: you're just a child.
Aang: and you're just a teenager.
Azula, dropping her fighting stance: no, no, you're just a child, I'm not fighting you.
Aang: I can fight!
Azula: no, I'm adopting you. come, we're going to grab Zuzu and then I'm making mochis for all of us.
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vykko · 1 year ago
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if someone gave me an enitre thing of skittles thats just grape, i think id have to marry them
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thatnonb1ny-cvmslut · 2 years ago
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Hitting that dab pen on your last break is equivalent to Jesus tying his loincloth tight to go through that slutty BDSM walk.
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haunted-xander · 6 months ago
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If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready
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kat-in-a-pan · 6 months ago
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Do you ever just look at the schedule for who’s all working that day and immediately know who’s going to call off/mess around/not do shit…. Yeah I looked at the schedule and knew who were going to call off, get clocked in and look at the sheet and they called off…
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crowinkwriting · 17 days ago
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Rook: [Fumbles and does something dumb] Spite: They're so stupid. We have to fuck them. Lucanis: What do you mean WE!?
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peoplesprincessgeorge · 4 months ago
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People need to stop asking Oscar about hobbies please... His job is car, his special interest is car, he even used to be a car. He doesn't need anything more.
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mydnite-moonrabbit · 1 year ago
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That par doesn't even kour
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mashmouths · 1 year ago
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
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tyquu · 9 months ago
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My n' my friend were being silly thinking about what these two would get up to in a reluctant temporary wild space alliance.
(I have not read the Thrawn books yet, everything i know about him beyond rebels is through @gherkinlizard )
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kamomento · 3 months ago
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vash online shopping
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sadisthetic · 5 months ago
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the madness frustration loneliness of the dissonance of a mismatch of the rotten heart to the rest
allosexual aromantic swag happy pride *peaces out*
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vvenuspng · 4 months ago
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lovies
[venus vs. color: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)..]
first palette suggested by @yer-a-legend ♡
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