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So we know skulduggery is just a skeleton. No skin, tendons, ligaments NOTHING. Would his bones ever make a noise? Are they capable of touching when they should be separated by the usual stuff is my thought, does magic stand in for that stuff? Or is it just held aloft by magic but if you jolt or make him move too quick would he clatter about.
Like if he got really annoyed and went full old man on someone and shook his fist, because there’s nothing between his bones, would he rattle?
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“Curse you nefarian!” Angry Rattling noises ᕦ(ò_ó )
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shoto x seraphim! reader is like dabihawks 2.0
(laughs harder than I should)
the bottom part actually made me laugh out loud so congratulations for making me laugh anon 🫡
*yn and shoto are dating and hawks is on campus to watch 1A train (don’t ask why it’s for the bit)*
Hawks: yo! Todoroki how are you doing man?
*yn flies overhead and dodges Sero’s tape, then flaps their wings in his direction causing his tape to fly the other way and stick to other kids*
Shoto who is not listening bc he’s in awe of his partner: yeah hey
Hawks also looking at yn impressed: wow would you look at that i’ve never seen wings like that
Shoto still in his lovesick haze: yeah me either, i can’t believe im dating someone as amazing as them
Hawks: a todoroki dating someone with wings? where have i heard that before (lol)
*pause*
Shoto fully looking at hawks now: what
Hawks now sweating: what
Tokoyami who was also standing there and always had a feeling that Hawks was dating Dabi: WHAT
#i’m so funny#i know#love writing small bits they’re so entertaining#todoroki shoto x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#todoroki x reader#shoto x reader#todoroki shoto x you#shoto todoroki x you#my hero academia#my hero academia x you#my hero academia x reader#dabihawks#kinda#not really#rho writes#also kinda#shit post i guess
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Why they kinda look like the Weezer album cover
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age reversal AU goes likes this:
Azula: you're just a child.
Aang: and you're just a teenager.
Azula, dropping her fighting stance: no, no, you're just a child, I'm not fighting you.
Aang: I can fight!
Azula: no, I'm adopting you. come, we're going to grab Zuzu and then I'm making mochis for all of us.
#shit post I guess#i like making azula a stupid baby ok? ok#atla azula#atla aanga#atla au#don't take anything I write seriously#I'm a sucker for Azulaang broTP
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if someone gave me an enitre thing of skittles thats just grape, i think id have to marry them
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Hitting that dab pen on your last break is equivalent to Jesus tying his loincloth tight to go through that slutty BDSM walk.
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If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready
#(rins the one talking off-screen btw)#kabru is shit at taking care of himself and regularly forgets to eat#once senshi finds out he is gonna make it his duty to feed that boy bc god knows hes not gonna do it himself#whats kabru gonna do. stop him? lol. lmao even.#kabru#kabru of utaya#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#this is intended to take place post-canon so like. its implied i guess?#dunmeshi spoilers#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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Do you ever just look at the schedule for who’s all working that day and immediately know who’s going to call off/mess around/not do shit…. Yeah I looked at the schedule and knew who were going to call off, get clocked in and look at the sheet and they called off…
#shit post I guess#really don’t wanna be here#this 8 hour shift is going to be hell#then I work 9-5 on Monday…. yay
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Rook: [Fumbles and does something dumb] Spite: They're so stupid. We have to fuck them. Lucanis: What do you mean WE!?
#shit post#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#rook#i will stop#okay maybe not#these three amuse me#spite x rook#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#da spite#spite#lucanis x rook#ot3 i guess#spite: sharing is caring
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People need to stop asking Oscar about hobbies please... His job is car, his special interest is car, he even used to be a car. He doesn't need anything more.
#oscar piastri#op81#him in the interview being like...food i guess#pls Oscar it's ok to lie sometimes u know just make some shit up#post
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That par doesn't even kour
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
#i have shit to do but i'm so bad at both going to sleep and staying asleep that it's been fucking up my life for years at this point#yes this about accidentally sleeping through class this morning but in my defense i had an atomic tummy moment at like 6 am :( which is#kind of my point? an reason for missing sleep shouldn't stop me from participating in my own life and i'm tired of rationing my waking hours#if sleep was optional i would be unstoppable essentially but alas. alack even. specifically a lack of sleep.#girl all the saints have it out for me today for skipping church on a holy day of obligation i guess. well fuck those guys.#a post
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My n' my friend were being silly thinking about what these two would get up to in a reluctant temporary wild space alliance.
(I have not read the Thrawn books yet, everything i know about him beyond rebels is through @gherkinlizard )
#cw drugs#i guess??#cw drug use#star wars#star wars rebels#star wars rebels fanart#star wars fanart#grand admiral thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#ezra bridger#shit post??#sw rebels
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vash online shopping
#vashwood#vash x wolfwood#trigun#trigun stampede#trimax#trigun fanart#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun maximum#fanart#kamomedraw#i said to myself i wouldnt just post stupid doodles but i had fun shitting this one out i guess its ok. as long as i practice
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the madness frustration loneliness of the dissonance of a mismatch of the rotten heart to the rest
allosexual aromantic swag happy pride *peaces out*
#my art#alloaro#aromantism#happy pride#my animation#if this isnt fucking obvious is a personal post about MY EXPERIENCES#i love being aro more than any other part of my identity tbh but bro#this shit is crazy wack when you dont got the asexuality to match it made me into a fucking specimen#and i love picking apart my own brain#also bi aro ppl are so crazy rare and for what. i dont get why allo aro ppl are so rare. WHY ARE WE SO RARE? WHY.#like the opposite many more alloro ace ppl exist than split attraction ppl of my flavor and thats Wack. its wack. i dont get it.#its not like its complicated (okay maybe it is but also it isnt its simple to Me) so whats the populations problem.#gif#anyways. i wanted to animate this personal piece bc im a fucking weirdo i guess
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lovies
[venus vs. color: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)..]
first palette suggested by @yer-a-legend ♡
#*spongebob abt to get crushed by an ice cream truck* FAMILIAL LOVIES for barb n blitz (duh lol)#my art#plus lovies however u wanna interpret stolitzarozzie :3#colour palette#artists on tumblr#helluva boss#helluva fanart#stolitz#fizzmodeus#fizzarozzie#stolitzarozzie#<- ??? ok i guess. theyre cute together idc. besties who occassionally fuck#they’re having a movie night btw. whores the lot of em….#barbie wire#helluva stolas#helluva blitzo#helluva barbie wire#helluva fizzarolli#helluva asmodeus#helluva ozzie#this might be my fav duo ive posted. both r nice :)#usually when i’m posting these it’s like one is shit and the other is nice LMAOOO
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