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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world
#college#out of context discord#shit my friends say#technically not a friend but still#it has to be shared
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“me and Zuko are gonna fight for Sokka’s love"- Suki
"Aren't you his boyfriend"- Iroh
"Yes but Suki does not seem to agree"- Zuko
"Well yeah he is my boyfriend "- Suki
#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko#suki#sokka#sukka#zuki#zukka#zukki#uncle iroh#incorrect quotes#shit my friends say
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it's the square patties.
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Vince: "I know some of you can’t read well--"
Rody: "Are you allowed to say that? I feel like you’re targeting me."
Vince: "I am targeting you."
#dead plate#dead plate game#vince dead plate#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#shit my friends say#Dead plate incorrect quotes
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#I'm taking dsm x hozier crossover#given that she was describing me w that lmfao#poll#tumblr polls#text post#textpost#shitpost#tumblr#humour#relatable#lmao#humor#funny#random thought#ask tumblr#tag yourself#shit my friends say#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#writers on tumblr#writer culture#writeblr#writing#tag your otp#mental illness#random polls
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Curiosity killed the cat. You're bigger than a cat so you're probably fine.
#curiosity#curiosity killed the cat#cat#cats#tumblr shenanigans#tumblr memes#tumblr experience#best memes#dank memes#funny memes#meme#i'm funny i swear#funny stuff#funny shit#funny post#funny#shit my friends say#shits and giggles#tumblr shitpost#shitposting#shitpost
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Shit My Friends Have Said
"I gotta go replace the alphabet, bye!"
"I'm just listening to the sweat."
"It's all in the eyeballs."
"FOOD COMES BEFORE GENDER"
"Because no flavoured mouth acid."
"I accidentally turned off gravity!"
"Put the ghost back in the book."
"Hello, I'm here, about to drink the sleepy frog."
"Wait, that implies that you've eaten a lightsabre before."
"Good-quality friends, made out of steel."
"Replace your teeth with blenders."
"It depends on the beaver dam, I guess."
"The best defence is an impromptu therapy session."
"No! I inflated the tortillas!"
"A social piece of toast!"
"Am I allowed to commit blasphemy?" "How would you define blasphemy?" "Cheeseburger."
"Social anxiety, causing unwanted heart dissections."
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James: I’d die for you
Sirius: I’d kill for you
Remus: …I’d send a strongly worded email for you
#incorrect marauders quotes#shit my friends say#as marauders#love these dorks#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#Wolfstar#marauders#marauders era#marauders incorrect quotes
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"I DONT WANT TITS, THEY'RE SCARY" -A friend of mine.
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mutual 1: i’m an enigma
mutual 2: stop trying to be mysterious [mutual one], it’s just clinical depression
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Things My Friends Have Said As Zodiac Signs (Part 5)
Aries: Soccer is killing me, work is finishing me off, and school is pissing on my grave.
Taurus: Guys, the coffee didn't help much, my brain is still fried. She told me thank you and I responded with hello.
Gemini: H-E-double hockey sticks is a swear word!
Cancer: I want the salmonella.
Leo: These pants, from Target. This jacket, from Target. This shirt, from Target. These shoes, from Target. This underwear...probably from Target.
Virgo: You're not even a quality burrito.
Libra: I touch my own boob because I'm lonely.
Scorpio: What are they gonna do, say yeehaw and punch me in my face?
Sagittarius: Your boy got himself some Zoloft! I’m the most mentally stable man in the room!
Capricorn: I’m so fricking smart right now.
Aquarius: Look up what dreams about buying cats at Walmart means.
Pisces: I hate humans. They’re the reason we can’t have communism.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect zodiac quotes#shit my friends have said#shit my friends say#zodiac#zodiac quotes#leo#aquarius#cancer#aries#taurus#capricorn#pisces#libra#scorpio#sagittarius#virgo#gemini#zodiac signs
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#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane sevika#sorry if this is how anyone finds out#out of context discord#shit my friends say
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“you guys need to get off your desks and learn the lesson"- Katara
"But i'm giving Sokka and Zuko couples therapy and they really need it"- Aang
#quotes list#incorrect quotes#incorrect atla#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko#sokka#zukka#kataang#katara#aang#avatar#shit my friends say
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Sheila: That’s not stylish that’s DEATH
Bobby, with a plastic bag over his head AND in his mouth: Save the turtles!
#shit my friends say#i give my friends headaches#but i saved a turtle that day#dungeons and dragons#dungeons and dragons cartoon#cartoon#80s#incorrect dnd cartoon quotes#incorrect dnd quotes#incorrect quotes#dungeons and dragons the animated series#dnd cartoon
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Rody: "You're going to be so proud of me."
Vince: "I don't know about that."
#dead plate#dead plate game#vince dead plate#dead plate rody#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#shit my friends say#Dead plate incorrect quotes
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Me and Andy talking about Epic,after Odysseus fights the cyclops
Odysseus: *reveals his name to cyclops*
Andy: yeah so fuck you here’s my gamer tag *🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻*
@pharissofthemall374
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