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lewisinho · 6 months ago

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my god are we in fucking kindergarten 💀

#shit kills me #oscar i support your rights and wrongs and most importantly whatever goes against the ‘papaya rules’#oscar piastri #italian gp 2024

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ithappensoffstage · 11 months ago

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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hattersarts · 1 month ago

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the midnight visits of wicked part 2

#wicked #the deleted scenes killed me wtf was all that #gelphie #galinda upland #elphaba thropp #brb killing myself over “ i wont leave you behind again” and the im not that girl in the background of galinda being jealous of fyerio #insane shit

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lastoneout · 1 year ago

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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die #it's good #let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences #even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”

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za1ka · 1 month ago

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noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

#good omens #go fanart #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #angelcake #auaurghgh it didnt turn out the way i wanted it to but there's simply no more steam left in me i hate coloring i hate “rendering” i hate ha #hate hate hate killing violence #sometimes you just gotta say it's what's it's and truck on huh #i just wanted to shit it out before leaving for the airport in 20 min lol #anyway crowley looks like an evil little conspirateur straight out of a barbie movie and that's a W in my book

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soliusss · 2 years ago

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Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

#I don’t like fight club #but other people do #gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s #solius posting #this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments

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cabinetofquriosities · 5 months ago

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Okay, apart from Disney actually not queerbaiting us, can we all agree that the funniest part of the episode was Patti Lupone having a different instrument every time they cut to her during the song?

#that shit killed me #agatha all along #agatha harkness #rio vidal #patti lupone

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mipexch · 1 year ago

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I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

#ultrakill #earthmover #1000-THR #v1 #violence layer #god. they mean so much to me #what the FUCK is up with the violence layer #theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg #their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece #gen art #object loving object...#weapon4weapon.........#take this comic as you will though #it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it #by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it-#but it can mean whatever you want it to mean

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titsoutfortntduo · 1 month ago

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hating tommyinnit is so fucking dumb. this is literally who youre hating on. get a life

#tommyinnit #discourse #this might be the cringest shit ive ever posted but seeing all these tweets #and then tommys twitter icon? its KILLING me

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idolomantises · 25 days ago

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Sometimes I’m a bit annoyed when I see a lot of biblical inspired fiction not really go into depth about angel types compared to demons, but other times I get it because have you ever researched angels? It’s all just “the strongest most specialist guy ever”

#txt #like finding specific roles for the cherubs was killing me because my god the seraphim and virtues do the exact same shit #don’t even get me started on the hierarchy!#but I do love doing research for it because I think it’s a fun challenge to try and give more depth #to a spiritual race that’s basically meant to be perfect

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proffbon · 3 months ago

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Thanks for the reassurance?

#dialogue like this is what convinces me that crows still do all the horrible shit but just appear friendly because you're 'one of them'#'yeah we kill traitors like pigs but hey we feel really sad doing it'#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #veilguard #da rook #de riva #rook de riva #neri de acutis #viago de riva #antivan crows #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers

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thebrainrotsreal · 4 months ago

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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay #d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127 #he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS #did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing #and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus #like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS #like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO #transformers one my beloved #d 16 #megatron #tf one #tf one megatron #tf one b 127 #b 127 #transformers one fanart #never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one #SO QUICKLY

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doloneia · 6 months ago

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we need to abolish the idea that ancient greek myths and legend have a coherent timeline. they do not. for any given myth there are like 10 heroes mentioned that feasibly could not have been adults or even alive. herakles keeps showing up in places where he should probably be dead. anyone could be a suitor of helen. even herakles. even theseus if you count that kidnapping stint he did. nestor is alive for 10 billion years. time is fake and anything beyond vague generational outlines is conjecture

#the thing about classical studies is sometimes you gotta just accept that sometimes We Dont Fucking Know #a majority of our sources are GONE. we don’t have the full picture and its impossible to make definite statements off fragmentary evidence #is achilles older than patroclus? is he younger? NO IDEA. myth is a fluid tradition. who give a shit #all that matters is: is this guy the same general age range? is he young enough that hes got less respect? is he old enough to earn respect?#and if anyone cites wikipedia at me for this post im killing them with lasers #tagamemnon

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vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh

#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say #tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee #in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead #he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet #if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does #does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #rook x lucanis #rookanis #I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd #is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here #no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal #(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol #lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed #lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now #what is this #it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too #matching freaks and having fun with it #as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love #can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues #with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)

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h20milk · 10 days ago

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tfw you fall in love with the magicless prefect that keeps running around campus 🤦‍♀️

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mari-lair · 2 years ago

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compliments

#killua's journey always kills me #killua zoldyck #gon freecs #hxh #hunter x hunter #killugon #ngl i died halfway through drawing and it shows #edit: holy shit 5000 notes??#mari draws

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