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lewisinho · 4 months ago

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my god are we in fucking kindergarten 💀

#shit kills me #oscar i support your rights and wrongs and most importantly whatever goes against the ‘papaya rules’#oscar piastri #italian gp 2024

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cryingforcrocodiles · 2 years ago

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i be having normal night, thinking of nothing until i remember lionel messi's "DANCE NOW" in copa america then i am abnormal and laughing

#BAILA AHORA !!!!#SHIT KILLS ME #4 me #he jumped up and down BAILA AHORA !!!#messi #he was so sick for that OFNJDJSJDJJD #gen.txt

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ithappensoffstage · 9 months ago

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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lastoneout · 1 year ago

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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die #it's good #let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences #even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”

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soliusss · 2 years ago

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Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

#I don’t like fight club #but other people do #gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s #solius posting #this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments

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cabinetofquriosities · 3 months ago

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Okay, apart from Disney actually not queerbaiting us, can we all agree that the funniest part of the episode was Patti Lupone having a different instrument every time they cut to her during the song?

#that shit killed me #agatha all along #agatha harkness #rio vidal #patti lupone

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mipexch · 1 year ago

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I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

#ultrakill #earthmover #1000-THR #v1 #violence layer #god. they mean so much to me #what the FUCK is up with the violence layer #theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg #their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece #gen art #object loving object...#weapon4weapon.........#take this comic as you will though #it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it #by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it-#but it can mean whatever you want it to mean

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thebrainrotsreal · 2 months ago

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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay #d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127 #he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS #did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing #and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus #like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS #like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO #transformers one my beloved #d 16 #megatron #tf one #tf one megatron #tf one b 127 #b 127 #transformers one fanart #never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one #SO QUICKLY

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doloneia · 4 months ago

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we need to abolish the idea that ancient greek myths and legend have a coherent timeline. they do not. for any given myth there are like 10 heroes mentioned that feasibly could not have been adults or even alive. herakles keeps showing up in places where he should probably be dead. anyone could be a suitor of helen. even herakles. even theseus if you count that kidnapping stint he did. nestor is alive for 10 billion years. time is fake and anything beyond vague generational outlines is conjecture

#the thing about classical studies is sometimes you gotta just accept that sometimes We Dont Fucking Know #a majority of our sources are GONE. we don’t have the full picture and its impossible to make definite statements off fragmentary evidence #is achilles older than patroclus? is he younger? NO IDEA. myth is a fluid tradition. who give a shit #all that matters is: is this guy the same general age range? is he young enough that hes got less respect? is he old enough to earn respect?#and if anyone cites wikipedia at me for this post im killing them with lasers #tagamemnon

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proffbon · 1 month ago

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Thanks for the reassurance?

#dialogue like this is what convinces me that crows still do all the horrible shit but just appear friendly because you're 'one of them'#'yeah we kill traitors like pigs but hey we feel really sad doing it'#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #veilguard #da rook #de riva #rook de riva #neri de acutis #viago de riva #antivan crows #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers

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xxplastic-cubexx · 10 days ago

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personal happiness or what the fuck ever

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#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #jeans here too but ssh #snap sketches #i havent posted anything in what feels like forever and i GUESS i have to remind people i do draw sometimes. whatever.#aka in my brain i have at LEAST a five-page doujin where this gets incredibly nsft but i dont have TIME for that these days do i #so for now we get just. these scribbles. ill be able to make something exemplary again someday i swear <- optimistic #i think im going to close my comms off for the rest of december once i get through the batch i have now #which ... doesnt sound hard since the amount i have will probably take me to the end of december anyway 💀#i just need everyone to believe me i have better visions for yaoifying issue 309 .... the opportunity is right there...#like wdym the dream sequence is gon end on a panel of erik's eyes as he reinforces the idea charles needs happiness like scott and jean's..#call up your ex. right now charles.#what got me peeved about this issue is i have no idea what color eriks outfit could be vjaeLVKEJARK its like.#is he wearing a lab coat over a suit .... i think thats the intention ... or maybe it is a trench coat....#idk shit for me to figure out if i ever get the time to explore this thing again #LIKE UGH IM SCREAMING i have Such Visions that i dont have time to execute and theyre killing me #maybe ill just write them down idfk <- trying to write fanfiction ends even worse for me than trying to draw #anyways. im gonna drive myself mad good night everyone #i have to go to a christmas party tomorrow night. later tonight. whatever.#BYE

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dootznbootz · 4 months ago

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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.

You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!