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benevolenterrancy · 5 months ago

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Zhuzhi-Lang, sincerely, what the fuck do you think gratitude means? I'm just curious. I just want to talk.

#svsss #scum villain #zhuzhi lang #shen qingqiu #didn't expect to be drawing vore jokes when i sat down to read this morning! thanks svsss continuing to pull the rug out from under my feet #here i was thinking that coffin scene would be the highlight of the day #are le petit prince jokes relevant? is this recognizable and funny or am i hitting my own venn diagram of #''thinks vore jokes are funny'' and ''thinks french lit jokes are funny''?#sqq just cannot catch a break dude has the complete shit kicked out of him then gets maligned by lbh who he's trying to save then GETS EATE #rip shizun i'm here praying you get five quiet minutes one of these days #snakes #animals #my art #zzl #sqq #zhushen

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bruciemilf · 2 years ago

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Bruce texting " I'm writing my will. Would anyone like anything specifically?" In the group chat. With no expectations of his kids ripping the door of his office open. With Clark in toe. Well. Should've thought twice

#bruce's main flaw is saying the most horrific shit imaginable without realizing how horrific it sounds sjsjs #'are you OKAY' '' yes? i just dont want you guys to fight' '' dad. a will is s legal document. when have we EVER respected the law?''#'' ...oh. right.'' damian is praying for strenght besides a restrained jason and tim face planting the floor sjsj #bruce wayne #batfamily #batdad

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pixlatedvampire · 4 months ago

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hi the literal whole entire reason i made these was bc i watched this 10 sec clip on youtube pls watch

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#illustration #csp #pixel art #digital art #grima #grima wormtongue #lotr #lord of the rings #saruman #video #my art #sorry this kind of ooc anachronism is the funniest shit in the world to me #these are the least visually connected sequential drawings ive done lmao 🤣 but its how i see it in my head lol #the sudden american accent really adds to the humor for me as well lmao #i got stuck on the 2nd piece for so long but now im really happy w it ^-^ dont let your dreams be dreams ig 💗💗#sometimes you have to just draw it over from scratch lol #also happy news im employed again!! yay money!! but now i have less time for drawing ToT booo capitalism!!#🙏 i will do my best to keep drawing despite it all everyone pray for me lmao 💗💕#also im so certain that everyone in the grima tag has already seen this vid alkfjl dont mind me digging it up lmao i am easily entertained

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bunnyboy-juice · 7 months ago

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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mtsodie · 3 months ago

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woe narinder sona be on ye

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl oc #supposed to look like a funeral outfit . and white ears since white cat ears are often deaf . for whatever reason #AND 👆 chains forever bound into a praying position #since hes deaf and hearing aids dont exist yet in cotl world #prolly doesnt say shit . just gives you the crown and sends you off #also yeah he does still wear the veil after hes indoctrinated but . wanted to show . orange cat #🎨

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buwheal · 11 months ago

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Without color

Trying to warm up because ive been slacking on the askbox!!! Yay!!!

#the best shit is made in the middle of the night #i just went crazy with it #kinda wish it wasnt on lined paper but oh well #sorry im taking for fucking ever oh my GOD #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #buwheart #[you've got mail!]#i painted that star in his chest with my thumbnail because i was too lazy to look for a brush #the praying spamton got covered by the light from neo and honestly its kind of fitting #his hair is facing the wrong way and tbh that was an accident

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araneapeixes · 1 year ago

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Throw down your umbilical noose

So I can climb right back

#my first ever painting!!<3 #shadowheart #bg3 #the song is the dead sara cover not the nirvana original btw #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #shar #the main thing abt this one for me is her pose #bc its meant to be ambiguous - she is knelt down to pray but also keeled over in pain #and obviously reaching up - but is it to stand or just to reach for the knife?#and im also happy with how the singular bit of moonlight (!!) makes it pop #i learned a lot in the process but im still so shit at painting. i will love any and all constructive criticism here<3

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not-so-superheroine · 2 months ago

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Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

#christianity #tumblrstake #Quakers #i just want to know what y'all think #progressive christianity #some christians see themselves as his children #but again most chrsitians are sippin trinity juice so the Father is the Son? egro Jesus can be Dad #i guess i'm not a true monotheist bc if Jesus is a child of God and told his disciples to call him friend. he is my peer #Jesus is my peer - big brother - mentor - friend #God the creator is my Mother/Father/Parent(s) as well as Jesus'#Jesus and I are both children of God and Jesus is my teacher/my respected older brother/ my friend #i think the Holy Spirit is what generally moves around among humans and through humans. experiencing God through others.#also an internal prompting on what direction to take (which typically needs to undergo through discernment) but is sometimes an act rn thing #hence the gift of the Holy Spirit being gifted to us #but now i'm getting theological in the tags #did i mention that all of this is through my christian lense and a muslim could have a different perception and be just as valid #and thats on different ways people see the Divine and how the Divine presents Godself/selves to different people #i know this because Heavenly Mother was at my conversion experience. she offered an invitation - an embrace #and i took it immediately a wept #and i think that presentation was intentional bc i may not have/wouldn't have reacted the same way to Heavenly Father #our relationship is good now - Heavenly Father and I -currently on the rocks in my “ God #in my “God - why?” era. shit has been dark. and people are commiting atrocites in your name #i do pray for their smitting. but only in a way God with Hir cosmic justice sees fit #and for softened hearts more often but on one occassion it was “plz get these sinners in line” and pulling out psalm 94 #Godposting #religion

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dammjamboy · 5 months ago

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forgot to ever post this here but i had the most fucked dream the other night and i had to draw it

#it was so vivid.#bill gets to wake up from it here but in my dream ford was just like.. actually dead #it was wild. i love when i pray for dreams relating to my hyperfixes and this is the kind of shit my brain provides #um #billford #tw decapitation #tw mild gore #fucked up #yes it was specifically the mr bill pines bill and ford #my art #personally im a big fan of how i drew the other bill and ford #dream context: i bought a new apartment and invited friends over for a housewarming party and i guess i was just casually friends with #multiple bills and fords. pretty sick tbh. but in my dream i remember just like walking around the party and then coming up to join their #conversation just in time to witness this happen. i remember that the entire apartment went completely silent and i literally vividly #remember the sound fords body made when it hit the floor and then bill spent the rest of the dream freaking out trying to reverse time or #revive ford. i cant actually remember if he ever managed to figure it out bc my dream just devolved into something completely unrelated #about a storm suddenly hitting and the river in the backyard of this apartment started to flood and i became a lot more worried about that #ive been having some. interesting dreams as of late.#ANYWAYS #um. ask to tag #just in case

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totheidiot · 1 month ago

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kira worshipper mikami has been done 17377363727 times to the point where it's overdone and so many people just ignores all other aspects of his character. but. i need to get something out. what if mikami prays to kira every day at specific times. like once during sunrise, one when the sun is directly over your head, one during sunset, and the last one in midnight. there is a very specific ritual to it and he follows it everyday, all the exact times without fail. never misses a prayer. what then.

#🍂 arian's shit #death note #teru mikami #i am crying you don't know how close i am to writing a teru mikami fic inspired by own religion thing #but like. bro i am going to jahannam for it i just know astagfirullah touba touba #Allah is going to judge me in the field of hashr during qiyamat and go “sure you prayed five times a day and fasted in ramadan #but did you really need to write THAT."#being me is. a struggle.#kira death note #mikalight #<- kinda

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deckoftrickcards · 10 months ago

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whose joining the prayer circle we gotta fix him🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

#voltron #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #vld fanart #hunk garrett #hunk voltron #guys he’s not homophobic he would just say this for shits n giggles #PRAY THE GAY AWAY #WE CAN DO IT #only god can save this twink now

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eightspringdays · 2 months ago

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one of my favorite hc about near is that he just drops fun facts literally out of nowhere and keeps doing whatever he was doing after

near, building a card tower

mello, meters away doing reports

near, unprompted: did you know bees communicate by dancing

mello: what?

near, keeps building the tower in complete silence

mello: what?!

and after a while mello just knows

near, assembling a hot wheels highway: it's almost impossible for opossums to get rabies

mello: good for them

but sometimes is just

near, under a ten storey lego building: praying mantis can change colors to adapt to their environment

mello: wait. like chameleons?

near, already on the eleventh floor, completely silent

mello, side-eyeing rester who just sighs and googles it

#i do this and it's fun #projecting myself in my turbos #idk the word man. furbis? burbi #idk idk you know what i mean #death note #nate river #he explains it later but wants to cause a lil chaos before he does it #totally biased but another hc is that he really likes biology #praying mantis do change colors but not as fast as chameleons. they do it as they molt so it's like generational. if the grass gets #brown because it's too hot the next generation of mantis will be brown. if gets green because of the rain. the next one will be green #there are ones called orchid mantis that are absolutely beautiful. they are just like orchids. color and all. truly a wonder of nature #bees are “deaf” that's why they communicate by motion. that way they tell others where the resources are and how far. like “hey. this #mad flower is 60º away from the sun“ *shimmy shimmy dancing in eight motion* actually. they are not deaf. they don't hear ”sounds“#but rather feel the vibration of the sound. do ya feel me? they use that to tell each other shit. they are so smart bro. idk what 60º is #opossums don't get rabies or it's really rare because their body temperature is too low for the virus to survive #info dumping is my second name

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cl-0v3r · 3 months ago

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**HEAVY BREATHING**

#I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS #arcane #mel medarda #mel arcane #arcane s2 #arcane league of legends #arcane mel #arcane season 2 #mel #arcane lol #arcane spoilers #arcane series #arcane season two #SHES FINNALY HEAR #ITS BEEN SO LONG.#OH MY GOD. MY BABY OMG.#just wait until I theorize shit

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bleue-flora · 7 months ago

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rafrfr · 4 months ago

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What my friend nicknamed each LU boy:

(She never learned the fandom names nor has she picked up a Legend of Zelda game. I forced her to read LU because I wanted her to)

The friend in question: @theachskid

Warriors: Green, because of his tunic. I asked and she said "I saw green so I said green". I almost had a heart attack when she said that but he's Green I guess.

Time: Bluehead, because of the marks on his forehead. I don't...I don't know.

Four: Laurence. She thought Four was a girl lmao. When she first saw Four she asked if he was a girl and I just went "...yes😈" to see what would happen. She was so upset when she found out Four was not a girl because she loved lesbian Four x Dot. I regret nothing.

Twilight: Insert Name Here. I hate it. I hate saying it so much. It's too long but she said she couldn't think of anything else.

Wild: Bonbon. I can't explain it. It's so...what?? Why??? I never asked her and I don't want to know why she chose Bonbon

Sky: Shadow. This is where my second heart attack comes in. She said it was because he looked so emo. The Shadow. The (probably) main bad guy in LU? Shadow Link? Four Swords? I hate calling him Shadow when I talk to her about him for obvious reasons.

Hyrule: Mistake. I can't explain it. She says it's because he looks like a mistake (I'm so sorry Riri) and whenever she reads his lines it's always in the most flamboyant voice she can muster. I hate it but it's perfect.

Legend: Fortnite. This is because when we were deciding names, she was just naming stuff in her room and I said "No, choose something better" and she chose Fortnite. It's perfect.

Wind: Frederick. When she first saw Wind in the first chapter, she laughed and called him Frederick. Wind was the first one she named and was her favorite for a long time (Until she started simping for Twilight so bad. It's so bad)

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mastercrownmonday · 4 months ago

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this is a rage bait/discourse blog now btw (i will draw today's kirbtober prompt tomorrow when im not sleepy, inshallah)

#kirby series #master crown monday #master crown #magolor #magolor is soooo arab #2 me #right now hal doesnt seem to be rushing ANYTHING out so thats a good sign #im just not too fond of lore carrot-on-a-stick type situations. “buy this game to MAYBE get a significant new part of a decade-old story!”#would be happy to see more side modes with care and thought put into them. hopefully thats where theyre headed #or just. make new games #kirby series really is allergic to main-game sequels nowadays huh? id go ape shit for rtdl 2 master crown boogaloo #master crown is the last character theyre gonna make merch for (aside from perfume thing?) BUT i pray that yall get merch of your faves

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