#shipper woes

[meejijis]

If I had a nickle for every time I got into a severely niche canon ships that has the trope gentle girl x brooding boys with spiky hair all while being the most lonely diehard shipper ever for both of these ships, I'd have two nickels

Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice

[itopwerewolves]

I wanna throw a potato at people who say this

Shipping isn't about canon. Most of shipping is ignoring canon so we can imagine them kissing

[hanzajesthanza]

dandelion: geralt — a moment ago, i spoke with a dryad in the common speech, she spoke without an accent, she told me . . .

geralt: you dreamed it, dandelion. this is brokilon. many things can be dreamed here.

dandelion: really?

geralt: of course. many strange and illusory things can be dreamed. for instance, i dreamed we had sex last night.

dandelion:

dandelion: that actually happened, though

geralt:

geralt: oh yeah. so it did

[vera-dauriac]

Is there anything worse than starting a new show that apparently only has normal people in the fandom and you immediately start shipping the most fucked up option and there is just no fic and zero audience if you write it yourself.

[deecotan]

shockwave and soundwave being together in almost every frame on the trailers and that small tidbit of shockwave complaining to soundwave like an old married couple gives me hope that there'll be more interactions between them in this movie. hasbro give me more wavewave canon interactions and my life will be yours

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

thinking about 4halo again and dying

they just. they used to be so sweet together. and then the election arc managed to genuinely turn them against each other (and bad is still affected by being caged in the museum) and i would NOT have been surprised if a rebellion had started within the next few weeks after their last fight and. they used to be friends and then they almost destroyed each other

and then the eggs went missing

and there are so many parallels between them, but one of the biggest parallels is how they're both protectors. they both protected the eggs (and, when he became president, forever extended that protection to the other islanders) but the eggs went missing and they had to put all of that aside. Forever was quicker to put it down than Bad was (it felt like only a very temporary truce, from Bad's end), but they put their problems on hold, because their eggs. were gone.

and another parallel. the destruction. both of them with their plans to cause ruin because then, maybe, theyll get their kids back. bad caused most of the grieving arc damage directly, and got aypierre and antoine to help him. he dug holes in the ground. he placed mines everywhere and leapt into them. he started the lavacasting process of the fed building (and was interrupted by admins, so he stopped, but philza and fit were still right to laugh at him lmaoo). he drilled a hole through the side of the federation office from a huge distance away. he has chosen to hurt his friends and himself to get the eggs back. whatever the cost.

forever destroyed the island. or he planned to destroy the island. or he was interrupted just before he destroyed the island or or or. I don't know. but it was big, and it was bad. bad enough that the feds had to step in and forcefully drug him, and kickstart the happy pills arc.

and the happy pills arc..... oughghghgh as fucking awful as it was for their characters to experience i genuinely truly think that it saved them from each other. when he was first told about forever being fucked up bad was still in the "i need to kick his butt" mindset, and was all ready for an excuse to kill forever. and then he saw forever. and the first proposal happened. and bad was angry and he was sad and upset and he was careful. forever tried to kill him. bad decided to save him. forever kept trying to marry him. forever kept taking the pills. forever was so scared of his own anger and all of the damage he could and would have caused to his family that he kept taking drugs that kept him so out of his mind he hallucinated his son was just sleeping safely at his house.

and they both tried to kill each other. and they both failed.

and bad showed phil and cellbit (and tubbo) the item scanner that dapper discovered, which could destroy him, because nothing else was working. because they needed to save forever. because bad was reminded by then that forever was a victim of the federation instead of just a mouthpiece for it. and then when forever woke up he saw bad, suffering, and so excited to see him awake.

and now they're here on opposite sides again with forever projecting his protection urges onto the fed worker in bad's basement and bad frustrated that he isn't being believed and his evil plans of giving ron lemons apology brownies is being interrupted and. look at them. soft "i hate you" and the appreciation room and bad's quiet heartbreak when he learned about forever being missing and the "i miss you" book bad got mad at because it asked him not to torture fed workers. does anyone hear me im so ill about them. do you understand they care about each other so much and the happy pills arc reminded them of that. forever realized bad is colourblind and bad assumed forever was poisoning him and then forever helped bad cheat on another colourblindness test and forever was giving bad flowers and bad was accepting them and accepted that he was colourblind despite his previously constant denial and! i don't know if im being comprehensible and i dont really care i will be honest i just need you to know i am frothing at the mouth like a rabid little beast. they are a TRAGEDY of miscommunication and external pressure but they love so so much. platonic or romantic or qpp they CARE and it tears me to shreds

[agnisleftpec]

the fun thing about being a nonshipper who's forcibly desensitized themself to romance so they can actually survive in fandom spaces is i am truly free. nothing can stop me. evryone is dating everyone and no one at once. and i get so much gorgeous art and fanfic

[the-blind-geisha]

No Shipping Drama, Please

Going to put this here, as I had to deal with this on IG:

I'm going to be a mom for a second tell everyone getting into shipping discourse/ drama is not worth it.

People are allowed to enjoy the same character as you but ship them with other characters (self-insert/ OC/ canon/ etc).

If you don't like what they do, then I can gladly say the block button is your friend, but do NOT spread misinformation about them to others, please!

Saying someone is awful just because you feel threatened by their ship is not the way to behave. ♥

[fandomsoda]

Liking complicated/unconventional pairings and constantly having to debunk misconceptions or clarify things or acknowledge separation from canon is.

so fucking tiring.

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

No.

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[mrsreginagold]

*spoilers for season three of Nikita*

me @ my own brain: It's been a while since I watched "The Life We've Chosen" and yet why am I just NOW coming up with the idea that Ari and Nikita could have pulled a fast on on Amanda by having him wear Kevlar and then faking his death?! WHY NOW?!?!?!

*frustrated shipper sound as she jots the idea in her Nikari brainstorm document, which is substantial*

[purple-raspberries]

Aggg! I want to draw something shippy but I don’t know what I would make them do! Sure, characters smooching is nice and hanging out is, too, but what sort of interaction would be special to those characters in particular? Does that make sense??

Maybe what I’m after is an exercise in characterization in a romantic setting. In which case, I still don’t know what I’d make them do (._. )

I am not a forward person when it comes to initiating relationships lol if it were left up to me, no one would ever get anywhere 😂😭😭

[lanshappycorner]

its past midnight and im having my "i miss yuurollo" moment

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

i went to reblog fanart that i thought was tomarry (and wasn’t) after adding a bunch of rambling tags and now i’m devastated 😂 i don’t want to insult an artist by assuming a different ship so now my longings for a crack fic will never be 🤡

[harveybwabbit92]

[Lil’Subway bros.: The twins are 12 While their parents go out for the night, Emmet is pissed off when he finds out that their usual babysitter wasn’t coming and that Ingo was the babysitter, Emmet sure as hell wasn’t going to take this sitting down... He vows to make Ingo’s night a living hell!]

Ingo eating Ice cream with his siblings: Emmet, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby.

Emmet, sneers: Oh, I'm a baby, huh? Well then I'll act like a baby. [takes a huge bite of his ice cream and it spills onto his shirt; he fills his cheeks with ice cream and his lips are covered in it] Ga-ga goo-goo!

Ingo, getting fed up: Even babies know how to open and close their mouths. You need a bib. 

{Ties a handkerchief around Emmet’s neck, Emmet glares at him] 

Emmet: Oh baby hate bib! Waah! Waah! 

[starts banging his spoon on Ingo's bowl, Their baby sister Carol starts crying.]

Ingo: Oh, look, Emmet! Now you got Carrie all upset!

Emmet: Relax, I'll give her some ice cream.

[Emmet gives all his ice cream to Carrie; her pupils shrink]

Ingo, panicking: Emmet, that's mocha ice cream. It has caffeine in it!!

[Carol smiles as she starts twitching her head and body hyperactively]

Emmet, smugly: Well, at least that'll make things more interesting for you, now won't it? 

(cut to a while later, in the Trevithick’s bathroom.)

[Ingo is trying to get a hyper Carrie down off of the shower curtain rod.]

Ingo: [to Carol] Carrie-Berry, If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee! Lots more coffee! [calls from upstairs] Are you getting ready for bed, Emmet?

Emmet: [from downstairs] I am! 

(cut to the kitchen, Emmet is on the phone.}

Emmet: That's right. I want the 25-foot Platea party sub. And don't skimp on the vinegar. [hangs up] It's time Ingo learned what babysitting Emmet Trevithick is all about. [picks up phone, dials someone else] Um, yes, I'd like to host an AA meeting? Tonight, if possible.

[Meanwhile, a hyper Carol aims and plays with a bottle of Talcum Powder in her room.]

Ingo: Come on Carol! Good Carrie! The talcum powder's not to play with!

[Carol squeezes the bottle of Talcum Powder, which completely covers Ingo in it He coughs, then groans, Cut to Ingo finally getting his sister to sleep, Ingo exhausted and peeved finds his brother in the livingroom, Ingo grabs Emmet by the arm and tries to drag him to their room but Emmet won’t give up so easily, he goes limp dropping to floor forcing Ingo to pull him.]

Ingo: Why do you have to make this so hard?

Emmet: I'm using nonviolent resistance.

Ingo: Ugh! 

{They hear the doorbell ring Ingo looks at the door perplex, they weren’t expecting visitors, he looks at his brother and sees the grin on Emmet’s face and that’s where Ingo’s night truly becomes hell!]