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rewatched mean girls w my dad bc i recently turned my meangirls dr into a meangirls-heathers(musical)[nodeath100%run] crossover 🙌👍❕ so good
#i’d rather see you out there shakin that thang#i can see Fe-dom regina voters’ POV now but why Si-Ne instead of Se-Ni? I kinda see Ni in her#While still voting her ESTJ I found myself agreeing w an ENFJ-voter’s comment rather than any ESFJ voters lol#I see what they mean now but the way the ESFJ voters word their arguments is so idk it’s j not convincing#i’m like wdym Fe dom cuz she can emotionally manipulate ppl#Te doms can do that. that doesn’t mean she’s not a Fe dom but that shldn’t be ur only argument#I can see Fe dom way more now & I’m inclined to see her as that now but I still dk why ppl jump to Si-Ne axis#like what just bc she imposes rules on other ppl? that’s not necessarily Si lol that’s j being controlling.#She even told K&G when they pointed out her sweatpants: Those rules aren’t real#I actually can see her as a Ni-Se user more easily#Only reason I’m so interested in finding out the truth of this matter is she’s one of my S/Os#shifting to mean girls#shifting to heathers#reality shifting#shifting realities#reality shifter#shiftblr
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That one ending where the Stranger was your first Princess.
#slay the princess#stp fanart#stp princess#stp protagonist#the stranger#stp the stranger#stp spoilers#hey girl i mean they#stp meme#art#crap post#the long quiet#the shifting mound#I was originally gonna draw a mouth on tlq for comedic effect but naaahhhh it looked too weird and had non-innocent vibes I did not intend
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A dance under the stars at The End of the World
#slay the princess#utena#rgu#i mean theres tons of similarities with utena and slay the princess its actually insane#the witch and the thorn are proof that convergent evolution exists#revolutionary girl utena#the shifting mound#the long quiet
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it is so so funny to go back and rewatch the zahra and kash episodes of the original stream with their tlovm characterizations fresh in my mind. in tlovm zahra is like "ugh vox machina 🙄🙄 the twins stole my prize 🙄🙄 vex isn't as hot and charming as she thinks 🙄🙄" and in the stream anytime after her literal first episode she's like "hi vox machina 🥰🥰 hi vex 🥰🥰" and they're all like "HI ZAHRA 🥺🥺🥺🥺" and then she's instantly grabbing her staff to help them kill four dragons.
#and kash they're just ALL flirting with.#i feel like his characterization is a lot closer to his original form if a little less rough around the edges#but zahra being shifted so much ends up making him feel different because it sits him in a different position relative to her#if that makes sense#and the absence of any sort of vesh mention also makes him come across different imo#critical role#zahra#kash#tlovm#and to be clear i mean this i'm not throwing shade i just think it's so funny#look how they massacred my girl but in a way i think she'd appreciate. she got bitchier and more powerful.#DON'T worry she still has chemistry with vex but now it's kinda toxic
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Something I’m so excited for with Sunrise on The Reaping is that we will finally be freed from the shackles of mainstream Hayffie domination. Probably.
(This is lighthearted please take it as such)
#like with the way people latched onto Corio and Lucy Gray…you can’t tell me the fandom hive won’t shift into Haymitch/‘his girl’#or Haymitch/Maysilee#Or the new mlm ships we will get (Im sorry I am like 98% sure that there will be a section of the fandom that latches onto Haymitch/Oddsman#silly goofy post#I don’t dislike Hayffie!! I mean…not that much#i have thoughts#and the problem is that my thoughts are in flux often#I truly think we will see a new Haymitch ship take the world by storm.#Like Hayffie might still be equally revered but I can already TELL the kinds of TikTok/Instagram posts we’re going to get#I don’t even want to textually put it into words rn but I have a sixth sense for this kinda thing trust#<- watch me be dead wrong LMFAO#the hunger games#sunrise on the reaping#I do really want to go into this from a meta speculative sense#because this is so interesting to me (social behaviors within internet niches)#anyway#posting this under the radar#hopefully
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❀ shifting templates !
btw all of my templates are on notion. requests are open!
basic
empty basic
movies
alice in wonderland
bullet train
descendants
fast and furious
hogwarts
hunger games
it 2017
maze runner
metal lords
mean girls
pitch perfect
twilight
zombieland
star wars (ep 1-3 theme + ep 7-9 theme)
guardians of the galaxy
the suicide squad
scream
shows
breaking bad
criminal minds
our flag means death
ms marvel
peacemaker
daybreak
derry girls
euphoria
everything sucks!
floribama shore
ginny and georgia
i am not okay with this
it’s always sunny in philidelphia
jersey shore
outer banks
on my block
pen15
peaky blinders
riverdale
sex education
stranger things
shameless
the boys
the umbrella academy
the walking dead
the 100
wednesday
znation
2 broke girls
brooklyn 99
american horror story (murder house, asylum, coven, freak show, hotel, roanoke, cult, apocalypse, 1984)
american housewife
heartbreak high
school spirits
doctor who
cartoons
avengers assemble
big mouth
clone high
justice league
gravity falls
monster high
rick and morty
south park
the regular show
strawberry shortcake
glitterforce
games
the last of us
#shifting#reality shifting#desired reality#rick and morty#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#harry potter#big mouth#star wars#shiftingwlily#guardians of the galaxy#marvel#dcu#dc comics#alice in wonderland#descendants#it 2017#maze runner#breaking bad#metal lords#pitch perfect#mean girls#derry girls#everything sucks#notion#script templates#notion scripts#shifting script#doctor who#stranger things#twilight
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Hiii!
Today I will explain the shifting void state method in the previous shifting method note in detail.
What is invalid void state?
This is the stage where you enter between sleep and wakefulness, and most of what you will manifest in this stage will occur.
Hasharia, So how do I get into invalid void state?
easy! Actually voiding is very easy, as the name suggests you need to be between sleep and wakefulness. The body is in a deep sleep and consciousness will be clear, which is as easy as it seems. Inhale and exhale several times, focusing on your breathing and making affirmations, for example, "I have entered a state of emptiness." After the affirmations, the person will enter a state of emptiness for 1 hour or 10 minutes, depending on his potential.
So how do we know if we have entered invalid void state?
You will probably feel like you are flying and there will be a magical lightness on you, no sounds coming from outside will be heard, the surroundings will be pitch black.
What is its connection with shifting?
As I explained, you manifest everything in change.
Ria, when do the manifest come out?
It happens when you first exit, if not, it means you couldn't get in before.
My last suggestion is that if you want to do it with a guide, you can open the guided space meditation on YouTube.
And I almost forgot, I did the affirmations, act like I succeeded, it's up to you to trick your brain.
goodbye Girlieeee💌💋
#blog#my blog#reality shifting#shiftblr#regina george#mean girls#shifting methods#shifting blog#shifters#shifting community#shifting motivation#void state#spiritual awakening#spirituality
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A Taste of Plums | Astarion x Female!Tav
Chapter 4: Confession
Summary: Another companion makes a bid for Tav’s heart. Astarion wrestles with what that means.
Chapter Warnings: Canon compliant fantasy racism. See A03 for Full Tag List.
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@ambi-chann
In the end, Lae’Zel wins. Her argument is indisputable. They could ceremorphosize at any moment and every minute they waste traipsing around the forest is another nail in all their coffins. Tav begrudgingly relents, motioning for Astarion to come with them. Lae’Zel drags their group back to the Emerald Grove in tense silence.
“So, you know a lot about these parasites? Will we survive them?” Astarion asks hopefully, trying to break the tension.
“Only if my people extract them. The only other cure is the blade,” Lae’Zel replies tersely, offering no further explanations.
“Wonderful,” Astarion blanches.
“So how do they extract them?” Tav presses further.
“They will do so with a zaith’isk. By covenant I can say no more,” Lae’Zel snaps. They descend back into uncomfortable silence. Lae’Zel has such a way with words.
But there had to be another way. Ceremorphosis should have begun days ago and yet here they are, completely untentacled. There must be something special about their tadpoles, Astarion can feel it. And if they are special, then maybe there is a way to control them and stop the transformation altogether. Asatrion could be free, for good.
Free for good. He doesn’t care how it happens. He would take any help he could get, even from mindflayers. The proximity of true freedom spurs him fiercely onward, even as a second death looms.
Lae’Zel hunts Zorru down with meticulous precision. Although, he really wasn’t that difficult to find. Most people eye them with polite curiosity as they pass, but the tiefling called Zorru immediately begins cowering at the sight of Lae’Zel.
“By Mordai’s Eyes, another one? My friend’s blood not enough?” Zorru accuses. “Come to rip me open too?”
Lae’Zel crosses her arms, looking down her stubbed nose at him. “In Crèche K’liir, a formal greeting begins with a bow,” she says. It’s not a suggestion. Astarion feels a thrill of excitement ripple through him. How promising.
Zorru rounds on Astarion and Tav. “Is this monster with you?” He demands.
Tav crosses her arms too, moving to stand by Lae’Zel. “Yes. And I suggest you do what she says,” she warns sternly. Well, well, this was certainly another side of Tav. And not an unwelcome one, he thinks. Astarion crosses his arms as well, scornfully staring down Zorru. Zorru balks, waffling lamely. When neither Tav nor Astarion move, he folds at the waist, inclining his head in a bow.
“Lower,” Lae’Zel commands imperiously. Zorru looks to them for help, dark eyes wide and begging.
“She’s serious. You’d better get on your knees. Fast,” Tav warns again. Zorru hesitates, then sinks to the ground, his face reddening with shame. Astarion thrums with glee. He had suffered similar humiliations at Cazador’s hand for centuries. How fun to be the one commanding and not the one kneeling. Ah, how the other half lived.
Lae’Zel unfortunately concludes her business swiftly and with frustrating efficiency. She shoves their map in Zorru’s face and he marks a point in the west corner where Lae’Zel’s comrade, Kin, had slain his friend. With no more use for him, Lae’Zel orders Zorru to stand, announcing loudly that he may keep his innards.
“You’re not going to eviscerate him? I was hoping for a show,” Astarion pouts.
“Cool your blood. I’ll indulge you soon enough,” Lae’Zel promises. Astarion grins. He certainly hopes so. He should adventure with Lae’Zel more often. Tav unfolds her arms, exhaling audibly through her nose.
“Well…..you are quite the interrogator,” Tav finally grimaces. “We may have to use those skills again.” Astarion notes that she doesn’t seem pleased at the idea, which is a shame. Lae’Zel still preens.
“A shell so thin it was easy to crack it. The teef-ling was clear-“
“Hold on, did you say teef-ling?” Tav smiles, despite herself.
Lae’Zel pauses, confused. Astarion could swear that she was blushing. “I am unfamiliar with the, well I shall not say culture. Custom, perhaps. You shall educate me on matters of this Fay Run,” Lae’Zel orders, confident again. Tav chuckles, sighing.
“Well then, your lessons begin immediately. It’s Faerûn.” Lae’Zel chks quietly, pushing past them towards the exit. Tav catches Astarion’s eye and they both burst into a fit of quiet laughter. Tav quickly trots back up alongside her, Astarion in tow.
“So, Lae’Zel. What would you like to know about Faerûn?” She asks. “I’d be happy to-“
“I have a confession,” Lae’Zel interrupts, suddenly halting. She stops at the upper entrance of the grove where the land levels out into pleasant greenery. She turns squarely towards Tav, who freezes on the spot. Astarion slows to a stop a few paces away. He has to hear this.
“I was too hasty to judge you. I thought you witless, gutless, unimpressively bland,” Lae’Zel begins. Tav frowns, her brows knitting together in confusion, and Astarion quickly presses a hand to his mouth to stifle more giggling. “But now you have earned my respect, and more still.” Lae’Zel takes a step towards Tav, who takes a step backwards. “My yearning,” Lae’Zel confesses. She continues advancing. “You’ve proven your wits.” Lae’Zel takes a step, Tav takes a step. “You are efficient and dominant in and out of battle.” Lae’Zel takes a step, Tav takes a step. “You’ve proven your courage. I swear you would tear the horns off of one dragon for plunging into another.” By now Lae’Zel has backed Tav against the rock face of the grove. “And you are hardly bland. Your scent alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hairs stand on end.” Lae’Zel murmurs softly, placing an armored hand against the cliff, much too close to Tav’s face. Astarion isn’t laughing anymore.
“Hold on, are you coming on to me?” Tav asks.
“Isn’t it obvious?” Lae’Zel mocks. “I want to taste you. Perhaps tonight. Perhaps later. But I want it all the same.” Her voice is a warm, sultry rumble as she leans in closely. “Do you?” Lae’Zel’s golden eyes gleam with carefully controlled lust. Tav’s eyes flick over to Astarion, who has schooled his face into careful neutrality.
“I’m deeply flattered, Lae’Zel,” Tav says carefully, “but I’m not sure.” Lae’Zel withdraws. Something like relief fills him.
“You’re not sure?” Lae’Zel jeers. “Well then. Your loss, I fear,” she says breezily, righting herself. “One day soon you will wonder how my lips might have tasted, how my fingers on your skin might have felt. And you will wish you could return to this lost moment.“ As she turns away, she boldly looks Astarion up and down. She quirks an eyebrow at him, as if in challenge. Astarion quirks an eyebrow back.
“We must find this crèche. Only there can we be purified. And only then will this be over.” She strides forward purposefully, leaving Astarion and Tav to trail behind her. Astarion curiously watches Tav out of the corner of his eye but she pointedly ignores him, staring ahead as they pass beneath the heavy stone gate of the Emerald Grove.
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They swing by camp to grab Gale, then spend the rest of the day fruitlessly scouting. The roads beyond are swamped by knolls and goblins, making peaceful passage impossible. They will have to fight their way through no matter what they choose. Which is good, because Astarion will need to stab something soon.
He had been so absorbed in his own plan that he had not considered whether any of his companions might also have designs on Tav. Obviously they would, look at her. She was witty and cute, she defended her comrades, she was a fierce fighter. She was bound to be someone’s type. He had the advantage of course, he was the most attractive one in camp. He assumed. And Lae’Zel had still tried to claim Tav as her trophy.
He hadn’t thought that Lae’Zel of all people would approach Tav. So far she had been utterly single-minded in her pursuit of other Githyanki and deeply disdainful of any unrelated suggestion. It’s not that he didn’t like Lae’Zel, quite the opposite in fact. She was strong, fierce, capable. Ready to kill at a moments notice, no questions asked. He respected her, which was a strange feeling. He was also afraid of her, which probably had a lot to do with it. Astarion should really sleep with both of them. Then, he could have two allies instead of one.
He imagined Lae’Zel would be as indomitable in bed as she was out of it. She would probably be rough, bruising. That could be fun on the right night. But Astarion suspected that Lae’Zel would abandon their camp and rejoin her people as soon as they found her crèche. He doubted Lae’Zel could or would protect him from the Astral Plane, which defeated the purpose of sleeping with her.
And what would Tav think? Would this liaison alienate his best and only ally? Would Tav be hurt if he slept with Lae’Zel, or would she just move on to the next warm body, so to speak? Tav obviously wanted him. What he didn’t know was whether or not Tav wanted only him. Who was his competition and how worried should he be?
For a moment Astarion considers whether or not he is out of his depth. This would have never happened at Cazador’s palace. They had never interfered with each other’s hunts, there was no need to. Why compete for one specific prey, who you would never have anyway, when there were ten more around the corner? He eventually dismissed this ridiculous idea. He’d been toying with and breaking hearts for centuries. He knew how to play this game. Just nights ago Tav had been grinding in his lap begging for more. He was the one on the right trajectory. A trajectory he had interrupted, he thought angrily. He had completely forgotten that there were five other people competing for her attention and every moment that he spent twiddling his thumbs was a moment when someone else could swoop in and steal his prize.
He didn’t know what he would do if that happened. He supposed he would suggest a threesome. He could easily enthrall them both with a range of sexual delights. And if that was not enough? Astarion didn’t want to think about it. He would just have to be the most beautiful. The best in bed. Once Tav got a real taste of him she wouldn’t want anything else.
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Astarion was growing hungry. He debated leaving camp to hunt down some juicy, woodland thing, but he still held on to the hope that Tav would come to him tonight. He was slowly tasting more and more creatures and while each held their own particular appeal, Tav still remained his favorite.
He wondered if there was actually something special about her blood or if it was purely sentimental. She was his first. She was willing. Had he known she would be so amenable he would have approached their first time completely differently.
He wanted to scoff at the idea of “their first time.” It made him sound practically virginal, a truly hilarious joke. And yet, it was true. She was the first thinking creature he had ever drunk from. Not a rotting carcass nor an animal he had hunted and killed. A living being who had offered herself to him. Who continued to offer herself to him. It made him feel good, powerful. Warm.
As if summoned by his thoughts, Tav rounded the corner and approached his tent, raising a hand in greeting. Perhaps she really had been summoned by his thoughts. Sometimes his tadpole squirmed in a way that made him curious about all its ignored potential.
“There you are! I was just thinking about you,” Astarion called lightly. Tav raised a teasing eyebrow.
“Oh? Only good things I hope?”
“Naturally, darling.” He leaned in conspiratorially. “I was just remembering that delicious moment we shared the other night.” Tav snorted.
“The one where you bit me? Which time?” She shot back, not unkindly.
“The first time, actually.” He’s glad she’s here. He’s glad she makes time for him, even though there are five others she could seek out instead. “I’ve had this condition for two centuries but, truth be told-,” he pauses briefly. Telling her felt right. “You were my first,” he confesses softly.
Tav blinks at him. “You’ve really only ever-“
“In all these years I’ve only fed on beasts. Drinking the blood of thinking creatures is another thing entirely.” He remembers how their minds connected that night. He knows she knows.
“How different is it?” She asks quietly, her expression softening.
Astarion sighs. “Like night and day. Like nothing I had ever tasted before or since.” He holds her gaze. “You were positively delectable.” A small smile plays upon Tav’s lush lips. He hungers for her even now, the sweet thing. She has created a monster. He’s had a taste of good blood and now he’ll never have enough of it. “And now I can’t help but wonder how the others taste,” he admits. His eyes flick around their camp, watching the others’ unsuspecting movements. Tav shifts uncomfortably. “I don’t know if they’d be as open to the idea as I was,” she reminds him.
“Oh, I don’t think they’d volunteer, of course. But it doesn’t make me any less curious,” He glances back towards Tav, who has crossed her arms over her chest. Her face creases in a frown. “Take Gale, for example,” he continues, in spite of her. “His blood strikes me as rich, refined, like a well aged brandy.” He can’t help but salivate, just a little. A glass of Gale must be so satisfying after a long day. Tav’s gaze drifts over to Gale, who is reading a book in his tent. She chews her lip.
“I could see him as a smooth whiskey. Something classy and expensive,” Tav agrees, playing along.
“But the gith? What in the hells would she taste like?” He says it casually, but he watches her closely for her answer.
Tav cocks her head, her eyes far away as she imagines it. “Something unique, for sure. Some kind of liqueur that you have to sip,” she suggests.
“Ooh, that sounds very appealing. Perhaps a cordial of some kind.”
“I could see that,” Tav says, They both angle slightly towards Lae’Zel, watching her as she sharpens her sword. “Definitely something strong, that’s for sure.”
“And what about Shadowheart?” Astarion prompts. They watch silently as Shadowheart meditates peacefully in front of her tent, her eyes closed to the world.
“Something that really packs a punch, but not right away. Something that sneaks up on you.” Tav is silent for a moment. “An absinthe?” She offers. It’s Astarion’s turn to snort.
“There’s nothing subtle about absinthe, darling. But yes, something with an intense flavor.” He points to Karlach. “Do you think dear Karlach is spicy?”
“No, she’s a beer,” Tav says decisively.
“Ugh, no. Karlach does not taste like foamy piss,” Astarion grimaces.
“Don’t be gross!” Tav exclaims, elbowing him.
“It’s just the truth, darling. I think she’d have a peppery finish.”
“I disagree, Karlach has a sweetness about her,” Tav continues.
“Well beer is not sweet,” he says haughtily. Tav elbows him again, but there’s no real bite behind the jab. He nudges her back, just a little.
“Wyll is definitely fresh and crisp,” Tav says, completely ignoring his comment.
“Like a cider. Far too much sugar for me,”
Tav eyes him. “Thought about that one, have you?” She says.
"I’ve thought about many things,” Astarion counters. “We have a very enticing group on our hands.” He stares at her, eagerly.
“We certainly are an attractive bunch,” she agrees, her tone even. She’s crossed her arms again. Good. Let her wonder what he means by this exchange. He hopes by now the possibilities have made her well and fully jealous.
“So, if you had to take a bite out of one of them, who would it be?” He asks. Tav bites her lip again, scanning the camp. She considers the question for far too long in Astarion’s opinion.
“Honestly, I’d be curious to see what vampiric blood tastes like,” Tav slowly admits. Her eyes meet his, boldly. Astarion can’t help but beam. Got her.
“Darling, I’m flattered,” he teases. “Who knew you had such taste?”
“Has it gone sour and necrotic? There’s only one way to know,” she parries back.
“Indeed. Well, all this talk has made me hungry,” he pointedly looks at Tav. “I’d better find something I can actually sink my teeth into,” he prompts.
“Good hunting, then,” she says, almost airily. It’s not the invitation he had wanted.
“And how will you spend your night?” He asks. Only the barest hint of distress graces his words. “Will you take our gith friend up on her delightful offer?” He tries to wrap the words in velvet, tries to make it seem enticing so Tav will tell him her thoughts plainly now. Instead, she looks away.
“Ah, no. At least, not tonight.” Tav says, embarrassed. “I just need time to myself. To think about everything that’s happened.” She can’t meet his eyes.
Tav is slipping away from him. He could double down, pursue her desperately. He bristles at the idea, despite the needy flame that has ignited inside him. Never again. He would never beg again. It had always been more effective to get them to chase him anyway. He still had many cards to play. He could wait.
“Well, don’t think too hard, darling. Your second thoughts always spoil the fun,” he says silkily. Tav laughs.
“Sweet dreams, Astarion.”
“Sweet dreams,” he says smoothly from behind lowered lashes. Tav retreats to her tent and Astarion slips off into the night, needing to kill.
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Astarion returns in the early hours of the morning, long after anyone reasonable has gone to sleep. Yet there’s someone still awake, warming themselves by the fire with a goblet of wine. When she senses Astarion’s return, Shadowheart turns and approaches his tent.
“Find anything out there as tasty as our mutual friend?” She asks.
Astarion smiles perfunctorily. “Nothing out here, no.”
“Do you speak Elvish?” She asks.
“Obviously,” he replies, perking up. Centuries of torment had taken many of his early memories, but Astarion would always remember his first language.
“So what really happened this morning?” Shadowheart asks as she settles down before his tent.
“As Tav said, the tiefling gave us the location to the crèche. Whatever else could you mean?” Astarion replies, sitting beside her.
“Don’t play coy. You, Tav, and Lae’Zel all leave on some Githyanki errand, then when you return not an hour later, Lae’Zel is frowning despite the good news and Tav looks like her heart is going to explode. Then she grabs Gale for a scouting mission and you spend the rest of the day brooding by yourself.” She swirls her wine as she watches him. “So. What really happened?” Astarion swipes her goblet and takes a long sip. Wine still tastes sour, but the buzz is undeniable.
“Lae’Zel made a pass at Tav,” he confesses.
Shadowheart gasps. “Really? What did Tav say?”
“She let her down gently. She said ‘I don’t know,’” Astarion enunciates Tav’s words bitterly.
“Oh, don’t do it, Tav. Can you imagine, with a Githyanki?” Shadowheart groans into her drink.
“I’m sure you’ve never thought about that before,” Astarion quips. Shadowheart shoots him a stunned glare, a beautiful flush rising along her neck.
“Well, that explains your bad mood,” she retorts.
“Excuse me?”
“Please Astarion, you’re about as subtle as a peacock,” she says. “I don’t know what is going on between you and Tav but if you like her you should just say so.”
“That’s rich coming from a Sharran,” Astarion lashes back.
“Look, I’m trying to help you.”
“I don’t need seduction tips from a cloistered nun, my dear.” Astarion’s tone is clipped and biting.
“You’ve clearly never been to a Sharran cloister, then.” Shadowheart rises. “Fine, your feelings are your own. But don’t string Tav along too far. For some reason she actually cares for you,” Shadowheart lowers her voice unnecessarily. They are the only ones awake who can understand Elvish. “Even if she didn’t invite you to her tent tonight.”
“Goodnight, Shadowheart. A pleasure, as always.” He dismisses her in Common, rising to his feet as well.
“Goodnight, Astarion. Sweet dreams,” she calls as she walks away, a saucy echo of his earlier conversation with Tav. Astarion slinks into his tent, tying the laces of the flap tighter than he strictly needed to.
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Tell Tav how he feels? What was there to say? “Please help me, I’m so desperate and pathetic, you can have any part of me you want!” Or perhaps, “Despite knowing what I am, you are still so incomprehensibly kind to me that it makes me ache?” Now that was unattractive. This was not some schoolyard crush. Shadowheart would never understand.
Assuming he isn’t banished from the group, he knows he won’t immediately die if Tav chooses someone else over him. If he’s really honest, his plan doesn’t even hinge on being exclusive with her. She just needs to like him enough to keep him around, which he can earn by fulfilling any and every fantasy she has about him. It doesn’t need to be more than that. She could still fall in love with someone else afterwards. Or before. Astarion isn’t picky.
But it would still be a very long adventure if he had to hear her flirting with someone else, see her kissing someone else, know she was fucking someone else. He had experienced many, many tortures throughout the years but that would be a brand new kind of punishment.
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Chapter 5: Doubt
#astarion#astarion x tav#astarion x reader#astarion fic#Astarion longfic#background Shadowzel#Astarion and Shadowheart will be mean girl elf besties#A Taste of Plums#the night shift
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Alright apparently I’m now outnumbered in my small office for not carrying anything defensive like pepper spray, a taser, or a metal baton every day.
#poll#polls#girl we are in the SUBURBS#what do you MEAN you carry pepper spray on your keychain#what do you MEAN you have a metal baton in your car right now#what do you MEAN my boss bought pepper gel for the front desk#WE ARE IN THE SUBURBS?? AN OFFICE IN THE SUBURBS?? A SMALL SLEEPY OFFICE BUILDING?? IN?? THE?? SUBURBS??#I used to work in the sketchiest drug riddled street in the city where I’d get off shift at 1am carrying lots of cash#I never carried anything#I learned how to ominously chant in Gregorian hymns and people stopped fucking with me#I told a man in a chipper customer service voice that unfortunately today was Wednesday and not Sunday so he couldn’t rob me at knifepoint#and he got befuddled long enough for me to hop onto the train#am I just unusually Looney Toons coded? is that my secret?#STREET SMARTS -throws decoy wallet-#my boss genuinely wondered if he should train me how to use pepper gel by going into the parking lot and getting sprayed by it#because?? that’s?? how?? he?? learned??#SIR
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another year, still drawing people doing things to each other. you might or might not know this but i started working as a doctor this year and i'm happy/proud it hasn't kept me from still drawing my silly little fictional guys. it's not much but it's honest work.
thank you to everyone who's liking, reblogging and commenting on my art! it means everything to me <3
#yia*#a#i guess that sums up most of what happened this year already#i think everyone knows how bad the healthcare system is for workers but - it really is bad out here lol stay safe yall#so many sickly yellows in my picks for this year... what does it all mean#the doctor thing encompasses a bunch of stuff like. being a friggin doctor. doing ENT and liking it like i hoped i would. doing surgeries#earning proper money from a proper full-time job for the first time in my life. doing 24h shifts and being on call.#still haven't finished my thesis and honestly don't know how i'm supposed to with the time i have w/o killing every bit of joy in my life#but thus are the mysteries of existence#the girl with social anxiety who didn't understand starting i.v.s - she's come a long way and i rarely take the time to be proud of it.#also i'm proud of my gay fanart. equally as much i think. so here's YOUR reminder to be proud of YOU.
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when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~
#kimikawaii this week for sure!!!!!! (has been saying that since july)#ik the nghy payoff will be ✨sweet✨ but it’s kinda funny how hw are slowburning nagisa’s role in the series as a whole#mans has a grand total of 3 songs to date and only 1 has a cv ver#place your bets what do you think will come first? nghy duet or ariken duet#t h o u g h. ariken is also kind of a slowburn but we all knew they’d get together since ijiwaru release (shoutout to the og miku ver)#some say that ariken is still not canon in the novels to this very day#can’t believe we got arisa’s future career aspirations reveal before ariken canon in the novels smh#but i digress!!!!!!!!!!!! nagisa needs more action and attention!!!!!!#he did have kind of a ‘the bus came back�� moment with the izumo collab but we never saw his face again after that#(full cast merch doesnt count bc p. much everyone’s included in them except for the school nurse and kako)#so. all im saying is: slowburn nghy by all means. just dont slowburn nagisa’s character arc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#now that mona mania has cooled off (to a degree) and chizusweep has mellowed out (somewhat) it’s shiranami’s time to shine!!!!!!!!#y. yeah. ik it’s harder to market him bc he’s a literal average (albeit handsome) joe but that’s part of his charm!!!!!#i mean!!!!! he can cook!!!!! he stans ft4!!!!! he’s devoted to the girl he loves!!!!!! he’s a dreamboat!!!! what more could you ask for?#but. i do have to say that nghy developments have been kinda awkwardly handled as a whole… esp with heroine ikusei#i think nagisa should’ve been introduced in heroiku or something… since he was planned from the start of hiyori’s development…#maybe they were trying to pull a ‘2nd love wins’ kinda parallel with kthn? but the ascana retcon made everything awkward huh…#i think it could’ve worked out in the mv-verse. like if they’d placed heroika+sukiuso after the fight+make up in herotaru#so the timeline would go smoothly from heroiku -> herotaru -> heroika#with hiyo realising that she’d be better off focusing on work and track after the asuka debacle + chizu fight#like a ‘forget romance!!! i gotta work hard and run hard!!! omg wait nagisa wdym you love me???’ kinda thing#but the [redacted] anime p much cut + pasted the asuka arc with the nagisa visit and. hm.#is this just an excuse to blame the clumsy handling of the nghy arc on the [redacted] anime? m… maybe…?#but it all still could’ve kinda worked out if they’d shifted the timelines around a little. y’know. since sukiuso mv has nagisa visit in oct#idk i think having hiyo learn how to doll herself up from lxl for her first crush (asuka)#and then using what she learned to yassify herself to meet up with nagisa would’ve been neater?#like a ‘hey look nagisa :) i applied what i learned from my pals :)’ kinda thing#or maybe chizu and juri could’ve helped her with the nagisa dressup scene post-herotaru fight… but i digress!!!!!!#hmmmmmmmmmm… well. this has gone way off topic… anyways nghy canon and cute that’s all byeeee#the dude from gamushara
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in moments like these we do need to ask ourselves. does it even matter to dinah if she’s the best fighter in the world. is that what motivates her. is she at a point in her life where trying to prove herself and her abilities makes sense. is this not something we’ve already covered.
#text.tb#dinah does not by any means need to prove herself to anyone she’s already done that#if you want to do something interesting with her maybe we can look at the fact that everyone she knows has undergone huge monumental shifts#in their lives and relationships#and she’s the stable one and she’s always the stable one#and what does that Mean to be the one who is reliable and consistent and dependable now#esp when you have a history of being anything but#how do you come to terms with who you are instead of who you’ve been#she can’t just do whatever she wants. sin is back lian is back Ollie is constantly getting into trouble#Mia is re entering the superhero world roy CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD#Connor still hasn’t come out to Ollie. somehow.#and dinah is there. the one everyone loves and trusts and relies on.#what’s that like girl how are you doing#she can’t even necessarily turn to Babs for anything bc Babs is back in the field and also with dick all the time#like do you get what i mean. do you see what I’m saying.#she’s getting older. she HAS to be responsible whether she wants to or not.#the question isn’t what is she capable of but what does she WANT. TOM. !!!!!
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Oh, actually, I’m going to double down on hating y’all bitches who relentlessly criticized the show because the kids saw that shit and are now are doubting their own capabilities.
#the shift from pre-show release to now in interviews#+ leah reposting that tiktok of how adaptions work#THEY SEE YOU GUYS HATING AND THAT’S WHY I GO SO HARD TO DEFEND THIS SHOW#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv#pjo tv show#pjo series#percabeth#annabeth chase#grover underwood#walker scobell#leah sava jeffries#aryan simhadri#so much for the protect the cast discussions we all had y’all wanted to live out your mean girls fantasies and here we are now
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Afab clones reformation AU
Trans!Danny au in which all of the melted clones reform at a later point after Danny manages to get them to Frostbite and see if he can help them.
But because this is Trans!Danny, all of the clones reform with afab bodies, because while Vlad could certainly mold their physical appearance to be masculine;
Without that exterior intent being applied, their cores just kinda looked at what human DNA it had to base a body off of, and spat out afab bodies because they didn't really have the chance to develop their own identities yet (which is what normally takes priority in a ghost's form).
This exterior influence on their cores while forming originally is also partially what lead to them all being so much less stable than Dani (Vlad influencing Dani's shape basically failed completely, which actually helped her stability), along with Tiny, Monster, and Bedsheet looking so mutated.
Along with the poor cloning technique involved in their creation.
While all of the clones reform with afab bodies that are less malformed than their original bodies (Tiny isn't all melty and missing an eye, Bedsheet has flesh though she has a ghost tail instead of legs, and Monster is still extremely tall and jacked and very firmly swimming in the Fenton end of the gene pool even with an afab body), their forms are later altered by their emerging gender identities, so in spite of their new afab bodies not all of them turn out to be girls.
Bedsheet is agender and their form shifts to becoming more androgynous over time, losing the more feminine features that they'd formed with the second time around, such as breasts and wide hips.
Tiny is a transboy just like Danny, so there are jokes all around for a bit about him literally being Danny in miniature.
Monster however is very much cis, in spite of her immense height, impressive musculature, and more tomboy sense of style and presentation. [Think of a cross between what most people think of when thinking of Tall!Jazz/Amazonian!Jazz, and Vi from Arcane. She's just generally very much swimming in the deep end of the Fenton gene pool.]
Prime on the other hand is what can only be described as nonbinary/3rd gender to humans. As their actual gender identity is something previously almost exclusively found among the Yetis of the Far Frozen and a few other ghost settlements that have primary population that's never been human (where Prime chooses to live the majority of the time as the only Clone to inherit Danny's ice) and doesn't really have a direct counter part in human culture.
#trans!danny#afab danny clones#I was thinking about the danny clones and how dani existing is often used in trans!danny fics#so I decided that I should make a headcanon/au where all of the clones are actually afab#most of them just look amab due to Vlad fucking around with their biology to try and make them male while they were forming#so yeah the clones are all afab#but if we go by gender identity it's 2 girls 1 boy 1 agender and 1 who's gender was previously only known to occur among Yetis#also yes I could have just made Prime NB#but where's the fun and world building with that?#I can't imagine various parts of the GZ especially the parts that weren't created by human ghosts NOT having unique gender identities#I mean they've got yetis and plant monsters and amorphus shape shifting blobs and basically anything you can come up with#and you don't think they don't have fucky gender shit going on in there?#so yeah Prime is technically NB and is willing to use they/them for humans but that's not their specific identity and pronouns#though he still uses those terms and pronouns a lot because most humans just can't pronounce his actual pronouns as it requires a ghost cor#But also Prime who lives post reformation in the Far Frozen and eventually starts to develop Yeti traits and is adopted by Frostbite#ghost ice horns and claws and Yeti feet tail and fangs are in Prime's future is what I'm saying
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i will say, the fact that mark doesn't typically get any nights off is already concerning to me. like i get that they're living in a particularly dangerous world but maybe cecil should take this overbearing schedule into consideration when he wonders why he burns through so many guardians so quickly 😭
#even firefighters who have 24 hour call-you-when-we-need-you shifts dont work all 7 days of the week ghgjkhjkhjk#invincible#willow whispers#also it was so funny when immortal said he was quitting and cecil was like 'no ur not ^_^ youre on a leave of absence thats all ^_^'#LIKE GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'..... 😭
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/slams hands rhythmically on table) mortkranken mortkranken mortkranken mortkranken
#danie yells at tokyo debunker#GIVE ME YURI(THE CHARACTER NOT THE PERSON OR THE GIRLS KISSING)#I MEAN I'M DOWN TO SEE YURI(THE PERSON AND ALSO THE GIRLS KISSING) BUT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN#I ALSO WANT TO SEE JIRO. AND NICOLAS. AND A MERMAID. AND EVERYONE. AND THE PLOT. AND.#ONE MORE WORK SHIFT TIL MORTKRANKEN
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