#shes straight up jorking it then?

[a-is-for-arson]

Me and @totallynotnotacrazyperson during an assembly

[trans-yeehaw]

in the grosher store, straight up bopping it, and by. ‘it’ heh heh…lets just say my flop per

up boppin my flopper rn

[hkayakh]

She strip club on my jerk till I peanits

[salmon-for-mammon]

She Yankee on my Doodle til I Dandy

[shvkespearc]

what is it about 2024/current litfic that always has like gratuitous masturbation scenes of the main girl. make it stop. sometimes its not the vibe sometimes it doesnt work

[tomssexdoll]

HAI HAI U SAID U WANTED HEADCANNONS SO I THOUFHT OF AN IDEAAAAA

silly billy headcannons abt when he’s on tour and reader isn’t w him and he’s being a little hornball and what he does like he’ll sneak into the tour bus bathroom and send reader a vid of him straight up jorkin it or begging to face time so they can both jork it together

HAHAHAHA YESSS

Horny Bill away on tour headcannons

-will facetime you every single night he's away

-if she can't call he'll save jerking videos and photos of him stroking it of him for later 😔

-SUPER WHINEY

-during the day he'll sneak off to the bathroom or say he needs to get changed and will call you

-dirty talk is AMAZINGGG

-you send him videos of you fingering yourself if you can't call him

-nut videos WITH SOUND ON.

-loves to see your tits on facetime

-will literally nut on the phone when your boobs are in frame (LMAOO)

-guides you to your orgasm

-SUPER horny texts throughout the day

-facetime sex calls before he goes on stage duh

tags: @tomscumdump @tomscumdoll @itsmealaiah @syylss @charliesgoodboy @miyukafujii @20doozers @ge-billsgf @bkaulitzlover

[xxsycamore]

Ok third one. I'm way too enthusiastic for this sorry💀

Napo + masturbation

what if i told you i have a fic about this in my drafts that is only written up to the actual masturbation part but i kind of scrapped it because i made him too lonely to the part where it looked sad just straight-up lonely and jorking it HAHAH i messed up the vibe and it needs reworking and i hate doing that ! but maybe someday.

Napoleon + masturbation

I'd say Napoleon isn't much of the regular jerking-off type. Although he listens and caters to his body's needs - he sleeps to his heart's content without much care, he cooks his own food whenever he feels like it, eats crepes to his heart's content, takes mind-clearing rides at any time he needs them. He's still getting used to having so much time for himself in his hands. He might find himself rushing to get done with his shower and have a sudden realization like wait, I can rub one out, I'm not hurrying for anywhere.

Would he take things slow and enjoy himself? Probably. I think he has those lazy moods where he'd be all in for edging himself and exploring sexual fantasies, but at the same time, he's also someone who can't sit still for longer periods of time. We know he finds quite a lot of activities to keep himself busy with, from helping with the chores at the mansion (tending to the stables too) to teaching kids at his and Isaac's école, to (probably daily) fencing exercises with Jean, to giving bodyguard gigs at balls. So I think he keeps the balance with being lazy in the mornings, claiming some time to appreciate this luxury that he now has. He's grumpy, being woken up by some resident who nudges his shoulder and then takes five steps back to shield themselves from his kissing habits. They shout something at him and leave, and Napoleon now has to fight the urge of going back to sleep, on his own.

A healthy young man such as him, it won't be surprising if his cock is awake long before sleep releases its grip on his mind... it makes him restless as he turns on his back, clicking his tongue at no one in particular, sleepy jade eyes opening to stare at the ceiling... soon his hand travels south to give his cock a firm tug, groaning at the contact. He releases his hold immediately though, letting it spring back against the skin of his belly. He's too sleepy to jerk off, too horny to go back to sleep. By the way yeah, I think he's in the habit of sleeping naked (there was one event story where MC entered his room while he was asleep and was all like "Why are you naked!" - maybe she refers to just his upper body though?) so it makes it easier for him to have a spontaneous morning jerking off. After a bit he turns on his side again, and the covers are grazing past his rock-hard cock juuust in the right way, so he rolls his hips lazily once, and then twice, and it suddenly becomes a real problem. So he says fuck it and pushes off the covers, loosely wrapping his fist around the head of his cock and fucking into it. He doesn't think of anyone in particular, just a nice warm mouth wrapped around his girth, cheeks hollowed out and tongue held out as he thrusts his hips into the willing warm and soft cavern. It's not long before he's cumming in his hand, letting out a satisfied moan and running the fingers of his other hand through his hair to move it out of his forehead, body temperature high and naked chest heaving. A nice cold shower is going to feel amazing for him afterward. The residents might think he becomes a different person once he's past his grumpy wake-up stage but they don't know the secret behind his content little smile.

He also jerks off after his sparring sessions, when the adrenaline is still racing in his blood and the hormones heighten his libido.

Reading erotica is not beyond him either, though he might have an issue with it being too far from what gets him going, with how modest yet dramatic it sounds. He'd enjoy pornographic material that is both deeply intimate and dirty at the same time.

So how does it change for him after he starts dating you? His sex drive is probably skyrocketing, and you can't be available to take care of his morning erections all the time so of course he still has to deal with it himself once in a while. It becomes more interesting now though, because the risk of someone re-entering his room because "are you STILL sleeping, Napoleon?" becomes a dangerously alluring chance of making you catch him, "accidentally". Though he's not without shame. If he expects you to walk on him, if he has that sort of control, it would be very turning-on for him. If he doesn't - if he's caught red-handed with a pair of your underwear or another item of yours... he's going to be embarrassed about it. Frowning, blushing, the sexy ridge of his eyebrows knit together when he's so obviously worked up by it, yet trying to be nonchalant... you should tease him about it. About not being able to wait until he has you later in the day or about being crazy for your scent, about how he must be wishing for your touch that would be able to get him off so, so much faster...

5/10 "Fine, I was touching myself to the thought of you. Are you just going to stand there and watch how hopeless I am? I didn't think you were so coldhearted. Come here... at least let me breathe the air around you. I'll be over with this before you know it, so... indulge me, won't you?"

-> (ALWAYS OPEN) send me a kink & I’ll give you a headcanon and rating for Napoleon!

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[homosexualasstransbian]

she should be in the stripped club, straight up jorking it, and by it haha well, lets justr say, her penis.

[sevenbloodynightsvn]

Hi!!! Just wanted to ask this since I’m in a silly goofy mood and need this for scientific purposes. I have really bad insomnia and tend to become very silly when sleep deprived.

How would the vamps (and Lilith because she’s just chill like that ofc) react to mc texting them (or saying) randomly, very late at night, specifically at 3 am, “Hey shortie in the stripped club rn. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits.”

Morpheus: *blocks you* Ares: "The fuck is a peanits?" Phthonus: "Did you mean peanut?" Hubris: *doesn't know how a cell phone works* Eros: "Same bitch, slayyyy!" Mammon: *sends you back a cursed meme* Beelzebub: "Beelzebub totally knows what this means." *he does not* Lilith: *is on the floor next to you wasted*

[beperoncin]

DAY 5 ~~ A SHIP

hello extremely tiny circle of lemoncino shippers

look at my cookie yaoi boy

i added this prompt simply as an excuse to draw my bois doin a kith

i haven't drawn peperoncino as a human in a long time and never have i posted anything related to "humanized" lemon to the public besides in gacha life 2 edits

h. lots of headcanons and extra info below the cut because i love these boys. uhh there's also a slightly nsfw hc too but i added a warning

when i was drawing this i was trying to draw lemon's jacket but it turns out the outline color is the same as his hair so i had to invert it to get it correct but i liked the color so i kept it

the reason why peperoncino is in a wheelchair is unfortunately not because of lemon (i wish it was) but because of something too graphic to talk about on this post. long story short is he got torn in half by two pieces of metal in the ocean and survived three more hours before being found by lemon. i have a more in-depth explanation on a different post in the ship tag

apparently one of my hcs for lemon is he's a sentient robot so in the drawing he has a data panel on the back so in his cookie form other cookies could check in on him but because of the whole electricity becoming too dangerous and everyone becomes scared of him thing he was. kinda neglected by the scientists

another hc related to the previous one. orange wated to take a mechanics class once she found out that lemon was a robot because she didn't wanna see him deteriorate but lemon told her he was fine on his own

i would like to talk more about lemon but this isn't about him. boowomp.mp3

so a couple of headcanons about lemon and peperoncino's relationship. uh. so lemon and peperoncino spent a lot of time together in the hospital but during the first couple days peperoncino couldn't speak any comprehensible words because he was so tired but lemon magically knew what he was trying to explain to him and since lemon treated him so nicely and understood him he started to get really comfy around him and then lemon noticed that and started to have feelings for him but repressed them because he would probably just lose him (peperoncino felt the same and he repressed his attraction too)

usually both parties don't like speaking to others or physical touch but they just now reserve it for one another

sorry for headcanon dumping about lemon on a peperoncino post but i prommy this is relevant to the ship. so about orange using lemon to "recharge." how that works is orange just hugs lemon for a prolonged amount of time (which lemon does not like because of the previously stated headcanon) which kinda transfers energy from him to the other cookie which tires lemon out.

so what lemon does is he plugs himself in (there's a special charging port in between his legs where a reproductive organ would usually be) and when he rests he only puts himself on sleep mode (not completely shutting down because the energy transfer system won't work that way) and hugs peperoncino. triple win situation because he doesn't tire himself out while charging his bf and all the while he gets to cuddle with him :D!!!!!!!

(nsfw) uhhh do you think peperoncino ever stuck his fingers into the cha- *gets sent to the backrooms* but yeah. the charging port is really sensitive and it's possible for lemon to be at the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it"? haha well. lets justr say. his chargign port

tsunku ♂️ forbid lemon finds out peperoncino gets flustered easily because y'all know he's gonna use it to his advantage (spoiler alert: he did in fact find out)

uhhhh those are all of my headcanons for now uhhhhh gets in my clown car and speeds away and drifts and

[aviculor]

When I saw I had an ask, I thought it was going to be about the new Chainsaw Man chapter.

That uh....that really just fucking happened, didn't it?

A) she straight up jorked it. and by "it" well let's just say...his penits

B) Denji just got SA'd...again.

C) When you think about it, Asa was SA'd too

D) Yoru gave Asa her body back right as Denji orgasmed, like a Tesla turning autopilot off before crashing

E) Denji doesn't know about the Asa/Yoru situation, so from his perspective, Asa gave him a handjob while making out with him and he is going to have no idea why she's about to start screaming and freaking out

[doomrichards]

Secret Wars Variant, Chip Zdarsky, 2015 // Doom Jorking It*, Chip Zdarsky, 2024

Doom using his bottle opener mouthplate and then straight up “jorking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. Reed’s bottle

*he did NOT say this, but the bottle opener comment was his!!

he also did deliberately pair Johnny and Daken (Akihiro) on the party variant cover, which made me wonder about Doom and Reed…

While I was in line I was told I could only request one character (line was long! so fair).. I was gonna ask Chip to draw DoomReed drunken kissing based on his party cover and told him so--& then... he asked me if I was the one who commissioned Rachael Stott to draw doomreed kissing.

And LOL yes that was me. I was also the Doom cosplayer!! So when Rachael said a Doom requested the DoomReed kissing art, Chip knew who she was talking about. Chip adding the ink wash really came together along with the "Thanks, Richards." word bubble!! That was all him!

[witchdisk]

fellas, she is. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My heart

[wonysugar]

Do you have smuts idea you finally scrap (like literally scrap no plan to write it again)? Can you give an example (the idol + kinks you supposed to write) Are you okay if other people write it?

had to dig in my google docs for this but omg yeah actually?

i had this one aeri fic planned out where it’s like ohhh she orders an uber, you’re the uber obviouslyyy, but turns out she like does porn on onlyfans or smth?? and she asks like “can i record smth here really quickly” to the reader than BEWWMMM HER DICK’S OUT AND SHE’S STRAIGHT UP JORKING IT WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING and you end up parking somewhere and helping her yas

but yeah i’m not really sure on the kinks tbh? i guess i had in mind the obvious stuff😭(exhibitionism, recording and whatnot)

and yeah i don’t mind at all?? different people get the same ideas all the time!😭😭i say go for it idc! if anything i wanna see it get written since i remember really liking the idea~~

[theforesteldritch]

it would be so funny if demigods from camp half blood had tumblr during the lightning thief lol

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🦉owlbugs Follow

Not to little sisterpost on main but guess who's little sister led our team to win capture the flag :D

#sisterposting #proud big sibling noises #yeah she used the new camper as bait but it was a brilliant move tbh

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🦉owlbugs🔁summerlov1ng

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actually DNI if you defend or associate with the new kid (percy? I think thats his name) for what he did to clarisse + like as a child of the big three he shouldn't even exist, idk why everyone seems so ok with that. not defending what clarisse did, but he destroyed the toilets and broke her spear which was wayyyy out of line.

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what

#why do people on campblr have the most insane takes known to the gods sometimes #sometimes demigods don't know what they can do yet it's chill it's fine #you can't tell people to not interact because you don't like another camper lmao

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🍓wheatgermofficial🔁cabin4-heritageposts

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Monsters love me for my transgender swag and niche knowledge on wheat and various grains

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come to the woods unarmed at night

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hmmm

👤totallynotamonster Follow

there will be wheat and perhaps various grains

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wheat and perhaps various grains you say 👀yippee!

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Campblr heritage post (demeter edition)

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Cabin 4 heritage post

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who made this account and why

#there are only like 14 of us in cabin 4 #and only like 5 on tumblr who did this lmao

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Pegasus admin intro post! I'm James, from the Aphrodite cabin, and I help take care of the pegasi at camp. On this blog I rate pegasus videos and talk about pegasus care. I am not a professional ‼️I just have some experience with pegasi and enjoy educating demigods about them.

Rating system:

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🎉underwhelmingrayofsunshine🔁forging-pvp

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can i do some straight up jorking it in my capture the flag armor,,, time sensitive question btw

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no. curse of Hephaestus!!!!!!! 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🔨

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ow

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unclaimed-failgirl🔁

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can my demigod parent claim me so I can get out of the hermes cabin please i am so tired of having the wet sweaty socks someone hung on their bunk in my face all night

🌌unclaimed-failgirl

this is not implying anything about hermes kids btw. this is implying things specifically about Travis Stoll, whos bunk is right next to my sleeping bag

[miupow]

"pervy college boys beomgyu and kai who r part of soobin’s friend group.. beomgyu being a total pervert and kai hiding in the corner because he’s so embarrassed !!! beomgyu begging a dancer that catches his eye for a private dance but she’s playing hard to get and he loves it !! kai who admires one dancer from afar but too nervous to approach"

can i just say how i luv ur brain 😭😭😭 im melting 🫠🫠🫠 i loved everything, but this part specifically made me go ytredhkknhtu honestly so good 😭😭😭

you are so sweet thank uuu >_< since this ask i haven't stopped thinking about pervy beomjun forcing the rest of tubatu to go to the stripped club straight up jorking it. taehyun is miserable