#shelly is my everything btw

[sannam]

old divorced ecoterrorists meme doodles

[ivelle-serenity]

Skateboard 2

Wind breaker

fem bodied reader | smut | pwp | jayjo/fml | vinny/fml | wooin/fml | joker/fml | owen/fml | enemies to lovers | angsty | reverse harem? | all characters featured are 18+

author's note: This is a slow-burn story, but don't worry, it will have smut. I actually want to speed things up so we can have those kinds of scenes. btw, I want my story to have action as well, so yeah.

✧˖° — windbreaker men

✧˖° — mdni, smut, description of not safe for work content.

I had sworn off biking. I refused to touch those pedals again after what happened. That bike wouldn't control my life anymore. It nearly wrecked my grades. That's why I'm in Korea now, to get things back on track. Hoping for a fresh start.

But now, recalling my challenge to those guys, everything flipped. I was mad at myself. None of this would have happened if Wooin had just bought the bike yesterday.

I dropped my skateboard with a sigh, eyeing my bike. I moved away, ready to start skating. I had told Jay in class earlier that we'd meet at the skatepark. He didn't react much, so I took that as a green light.

After landing a slick slide move, I smoothly spun my skateboard. Flip tricks were my jam, the source of my skating joy. But I didn't stop there. I tackled the tallest ramp and smoothly glided down, board stuck to my feet. I leaned, balancing my body for the drop. That move was my specialty, grabs/airs.

I sensed someone watching me. Adjusting my helmet and my curly hair, I grinned when I saw Jay nearby, looking serious by my bike. He held his bike but wasn't riding.

His friends chattered, but he was lost in thought, focused on me. It quickened my pulse, but I didn't let it show.

"You're late," I quipped, skateboard in hand.

"Please don't say you want to race here?!" Dom's dramatic reaction cut in.

I noticed they were with a few girls and a guy. Some of them are my classmates so i'm kinda familiar with their names.

"Why? Nervous?" I teased, removing my helmet.

"But isn't this unfair? Jay's not used to biking in a place like this. You have the upper hand," the girl with pink hair pointed out.

"She's got a point," Dom's friend chimed in. "Plus, who races in a skatepark?" Her tone dripped with sarcasm.

"Plenty do," I replied calmly, though a bit irritated. "This is just nothing if you really know how to bike."

My words hung in the air, making everyone pause. All eyes turned to Jay, who had been quietly observing me. He seemed to be deciphering my expression, his own unreadable. Mysterious yet undeniably attractive. I arched an eyebrow at him.

"Ready to race or not?"

He sighed. "I was just waiting for you to finish." His brief but serious response caught me off guard.

A small smirk played on my lips. This is getting interesting. I quickly went to my bike. I wasn't sure if my outfit was race-appropriate since I didn't have any history of serious racing or tournament participation. I was just wearing a cropped long-sleeve cardigan with matching pants.

I glanced at Jay beside me and saw him adjusting his helmet. His expression was serious as he watched the slide-like structure where I had been playing earlier.

"Miss, if Jay wins, can you do my assignment too? Pretty please?" Dom suddenly appeared beside me. I just shook my head before laughing.

"Yeah, sure."

"That girl has the same vibe as Jay. Am I the only one who notices that?" one of Dom's friends remarked. If I recall correctly, his friends had called him Minu earlier, so that might be his name.

"They're both smart. But in biking? I don't think so," the girl with pink hair chimed in irritably.

Glancing at Jay, who was observing me, I couldn't resist teasing him. "Is that your girlfriend? She seems a bit whiny. Is that your type?"

"No, she's not," he replied simply.

"So that's not Shelly?"

He shot me a cold look, as if he didn't appreciate me mentioning his girlfriend's name. That's not my fault! I was just confused because he was with that girl earlier when he arrived. So I assumed she was Shelly. But obviously, judging from Jay's expression, she wasn't his girlfriend.

"Calm down, I was just asking," I chuckled before resting my arms on the handlebars.

"You're so noisy," he said emotionlessly.

I grinned. "Your girlfriend's not here? No moral support from her?"

"Why do you keep asking me about her?" he furrowed his brows. I raised my hands in a playful surrender.

He was cute when he got riled up.

"Just like I said, I was just asking."

"Then stop asking. Let's just get this over with. I still have to study," he replied flatly.

I paused as I remembered that I also needed to study. We had a quiz tomorrow. Jay noticed my reaction, so I avoided his gaze. What does he think? Does he think he's the only one allowed to worry about his studies? But that's the same reason I'm here in Korea.

"You're right. I still need to review too," I added, noticing the disbelief on his face.

I positioned myself, noting the arrival of the girl in pink in front of us. She looked serious and appeared to be the one starting our race with Jay. I glanced at Jay again, seeing him focus intently on the slide structure ahead, probably calculating equations in his mind.

"Aria, please start! I still don't have my physics assignment!" Dom pleaded, thinking Jay could easily win.

"Okay... Are you ready, Jay?" Aria asked, and Jay nodded.

"Aren't you going to ask me?" I said with a frown.

She smirked, "No, why bother?"

Annoyed, I rolled my eyes. When Aria counted down to three, Jay swiftly started biking, and I leaned casually on my bike as he took off. Was he really taking this seriously? It seemed like he wanted to give me a hard time with his assignments.

"What's she doing?"

"Why isn't she speeding up?"

As Jay approached the curve, I increased my pedaling speed. I heard gasps from Jay's friends. I grinned as I managed to keep up with Jay, surprising him. He glanced at me with disbelief but I kept pedaling. I sensed his hesitation due to the pavement's condition. I accelerated to avoid losing balance, knowing my bike might veer off if it hit a rough spot.

"Fuck! Is she really going through there?" Dom exclaimed.

"Does she want to get hurt? That's dangerous!" his girlfriend chimed in.

My bike soared through the air, and I adjusted my body to maintain control. Jay followed suit, but his landing wasn't as smooth due to his slower speed. He hadn't accelerated enough. I even executed a Wheelie trick to stabilize my bike, almost reaching the finish line.

My attention faltered when I spotted a guy with red hair from a distance. I furrowed my brows, instantly losing focus because of it.

"Seriously," I muttered, noticing Vinny's crew in the distance. 

Why were they here? Damn it. Vinny's insults about being a girl echoed in my mind. I remembered how I insulted their crew, saying biking was for kids, but here I was racing against my classmate.

My bike slowed down, giving Jay the chance to speed past me and win. Frustration etched on my face as I crossed the finish line after him.

"What was that?" Jay approached me. Anger was evident on his face.

"W-What do you mean?" I forced a laugh. "Oh come on, don't tell me you actually believe I'd win?"

He stared at me intensely. Sweaty and breathless, we locked eyes, his filled with anger.

"You did it on purpose. We both knew you would win, but why did you do that?"

“I didn’t do anything, Jay.” I said with full confidence. . "I was just bored, so I challenged you. There's no way I'll join your crew."

I couldn't tell if I was lying to myself or speaking the truth. A part of me resists joining their crew because, as I said, I'm done with biking. But being around this man changes everything. Because of him, I find myself wanting to be part of their group. To enter their competitions. I want to understand him better, to get closer to him. How is it that he effortlessly exudes such allure? He's not supposed to be my type. I mean, I have no right to call anyone a nerd when I've been called that myself. But something about him draws me in.

But of course, that's just a fantasy. He has a girlfriend. And trust me, the moment I learned she's beautiful, I quickly dismissed any thoughts about Jay from my mind.

"Don't worry; I'll still do your assignment--" I added.

"Let's do it again," Jay interrupted firmly, surprising me. "I won't accept the result if I know you let me win that easily."

"You're crazy; I just told you that you're really good--"

"What's happening here?" We both stopped when Vinny spoke behind me. Jay's friends also approached. I felt the tension between the two crews.

"What's that trash doing here?" Dom's expression changed upon seeing Joker and Wooin.

"Why didn't you invite us to your race, Demitra? I would love to see you win against their so-called ace," Wooin's tone was challenging.

"You're friends with them?" Minu asked. I was about to shake my head when Vinny spoke up.

"If she was, what about it?" Vinny's tone was dangerous, causing me to back up. He was now at eye level with Jay.  Dom was supposed to say something but Vinny cut him off. 

I tightened my grip on my palm. "This is becoming interesting," Wooin exclaimed with excitement. He was with Hyuk and Joker, exchanging glances with the Hummingbird crew.

Vinny scoffed. "So this is your training? Racing against a girl?" He said it disbelievingly to Jay.

"Since when did you start putting down girls?" Dom asked, annoyed. "Did you do this to Shelly before?"

Vinny stayed quiet.

I clenched my fist. I couldn't believe it. I recently found out from Sunny High students that Vinny used to be part of Hummingbird. Now that I realized he was friends with these people, especially Jay's girlfriend, it only fueled my anger even more.

How could he respect girl riders in Hummingbird but disrespect me? We may not be close, but he had no right to insult my abilities.

I shot Wooin a glare. "Just go. Take your crew and leave," I said firmly, trying to contain my frustration. The smirk vanished from Wooin's face, replaced by a scowl. He exchanged a tense look with me before muttering a curse and adjusting his hair in irritation.

"Fine," he turned away and motioned to his friends, especially Vinny. "We'll wait. Finish your little chat with the nerds first," he added with a sneer.

"Who're you calling a nerd, jerk?" Dom almost lunged forward but was held back by Yuna. Minu and June looked equally irritated, while Jay maintained a watchful gaze on me.

Mia, looking confused and concerned, spoke up, "What's gotten into Vinny? He's never like this, especially not with us or with riders like Shelly."

Minu's response was short and sharp, "He's just being an idiot, plain and simple."

My chest tightened as I realized they knew Vinny's behavior because they were close to him. It meant Vinny wasn't naturally disrespectful towards women; there was something personal here, and I couldn't fathom what it was besides our rocky start.

"I'll handle your assignment later," I told Jay, trying to diffuse the tension.

He met my eyes with a steely gaze. "No. We'll do it together."

I blinked in surprise. "W-What?"

"That race wasn't fair," Jay explained evenly. "I won't let you take the fall for it alone," he added, a touch of determination in his voice.

[ratzhatz14]

gimmie lore dump about ur evil sprout au plspslslpslslspslplsplsplsplsplsplsplspsplsplsplspls

*mischievously rubs hands while I write this*

[[so imma just add this silly little spacer for those who dgaf about the lore, and for those who gaf about the lore :D]]

[oh btw this might be a triggering topic??? It's uhhm imprisonment or kidnapping???? Idk what to call it]

ANYWAAAYYSSSSSSSS

I genuinely don't have much lore for the AU, and everything isn't official as of now

It's more like a placeholder? Or just the current ideas I have

*Cutely drops the first ideas*

These were the first designs/ideas (except the last one, I just made it) of the main creatures that'll be focused on

[Quick fact] --- Sprout is keeping Cosmo near him (or captive) 24/7, due to his overprotectiveness crossing the line (maybe mental instability too?), and their "strong" friendship which is basically rotting at this point

Anytoon that tries to free or help Cosmo get away from Sprout will end up rather;

Dead

Injured af

Bloomed (aka what happened to Vee's body)

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For the other toons, I'll do their designs first and THEN think of their mini-lore (I suck ASS at writing)

For the twisteds, I thought I'd keep some ichor (since it's basically their blood) but also give them plant-like features (y'know moss, vines, leafs, thorns, flowers, etc etc whatever)

BTW ; twisteds will only appear per Toons' death :3

(Shelly watch out you're gonna bloom)

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Thank you for coming to my Yapping Session

I'll try to complete it without taking more than a year (Ideas or suggestions are accepted, appreciated, and credited)

Btw you won this <3

(it's from a YouTube video called "The Cosmo Experience" I think? Idk it was a while since I screenshotted this)

[twsthc]

twst character playlists 🎧☆

⚠️ warnings: i have bad music taste. also a lot of nightcore. sorry.

last updated: october 10, 2023

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Riddle: Bôa - Twilight , Laufey - Let You Break My Heart Again , Nakaniwano Shoujyotachi - SHISHAMO

i was thinking about putting in regal classical music or something, but its like, the whole point of riddle is hes a KID and that was taken from him

this is what he sounds like on the inside; a sad teenager lmao

Ace: Estelle - American Boy , Pharrell williams - Hug me , Bruno Mars & Cardi B - Finesse

teenage boy pilled

HUG ME! BRING IT IN! WOOO!!

Deuce: Beastie Boys - Fight for Your Right , Childish Gambino - Girls Look Better , ROAR - Christmas Kids , Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

2 people simultaneously agreed hed listen to the Beastie Boys in my discord so here we are!!

Cater: Azelia Banks - ANNA WINTOUR , Magdalena Bay - How to Get Physical , Katy Perry - California Gurls , Mitski - Washing Machine Heart

Azelia and Beyonce are in there cuz pop culture and cater and blah blah blah

i personally think hes a nightcore avril lavigne kid

Trey: BTS - 134340 , Sion - lies , Hyeln Joo - Hair Cut (미장원)

i would give you some super deep and understandable reason for these but.

idk!!! it just sounds like trey. this is what he sounds like.

🥩🎶

Leona: A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation , MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes , Sade - Smooth Operator , Kendrick Lamar - We Cry Together

i had to consult the african council (my dad) for this one

ATCQ of course, and Sade because my dad asked politely

Ruggie: GROOVY - Jersey Luv , Tay-K I <3 My Choppa , Lil Gnar - Sticky Rice , Odetari x 9lives - I LOVE YOU HOE

i dont have to explain myself to you

(hes african american boy coded)

Jack: Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day , Micheal Jackson - Rock With You , Bell Biv Devoe - Poison , De La Soul - Me Myself and I

i think he would be into oldies and ruggie would tease him for it

micheal jackson stan

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Azul: ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! , Dalida - Love In Portofino , Caravan Palace - Lone Digger , Caro Emerald - Tangled Up (Lokee Remix)

old sounding music for the "nostalgia" (he wasn't even born during these eras)

the songs that play at the lounge and it kinda got stuck in his head

he fantasizes about preforming these songs in drag btw

Jade: Antonia Carlos Jobim - Girl From Ipanema , Laufey - From the Start , CAPSULE - TICTAC

songs he listens to on long hikes while thinking about violence

Floyd: 41 minutes of Roblox music , Megurine Luka - Tako Luka Maguro Fever , Euday L. Bowman - Twelfth Street Rag , ₳С₴łĐ₳ - PRIVET PRIVET 2009 ST

haha get it spongebob music because hes a fish

(gets booed off stage)

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Kalim: Serani Poji -Pipo Pipo , 레드벨벳 - Day 1 , takeshi abo - LEASE , MAXIMUM THE HORMONE - ChuChu Lovely...

cutie patootie happy-go-lucky songs

i feel like Takeshi Abo - LEASE is what goes through his head on loop 24/7

Jamil: Paramore - Renegade , Bôa - Duvet , beabadoobee - the perfect pair , LeTigreWorld - Deceptacon , Mitski - Washing Machine Heart

Paramore - Renegade was actually a recommendation! thank you yorick :3

otherwise i think rock/soft heartbroken songs go well with him

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Vil: Lana Del Rey - Doin' Time , Magdalena Bay - Killshot , Kitty Kallen - It's Been a Long, Long Time , Mitski - Liquid Smooth

queen. flawless. stilettos. category: bad bitch.

too classy for this world, forever that girl

Epel: KYLE - Don't Wanna Fall In Love , Ram Jam - Black Betty , WHAM! - Everything She Wants , Hot Freaks - I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

a mix of older and newer songs i guess

i hc he works on a family farm (for fun and allowance). hed be blasting Black Betty in his left airpod while wrestling a sheep in the mud

music taste slightly influenced by deuce and jack methinks

Rook: Vendredi sur Mer - Écoute chérie , Camille - Le Festin , ラムのラブソング , Shelly Duvall - He Needs Me

you know i had to do it to em

okay but these songs unironically fit rook to me idk

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Idia: 【らき☆すた】スーパーアハアハデラックス , 初音PV新作くるみ☆ぽんちお.flv , Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen , 6arelyhuman - Hands up!

the first one represents how i hc he listens to those 16 year old anime tohou remixes on a daily. he injects them into his veins.

nico nico douga war veteran. u u uma uma...

Ortho: Nanoray - DesktopBuddy , METAROOM - S.N.U.F.F.Y

cute and electronic sounding songs!!

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Malleus: Malice Mizer - Ma Chérie , this entire playlist , Yoko Kanno - Green Bird , NASTYONA - My September ,

being honest idk much about malleus

all i know is he would listen to malice mizer and he is gay

Silver: The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now , Burn The Ballroom - Kiss Me You Animal , Wienners - GOD SAVE THE MUSIC

lilia influenced his music taste a lot

Sebek: deaf, doesn't listen to music

Lilia: Mothy - ヴェノマニア公の狂気 , MASA WORKS DESIGN - 狐の嫁入り , Kenshi Yonezu - KICK BACK

trying to stay true to his war general roots while also remembering hes a gamer otaku thing now...

also hes in the "light" music club so

[con-clavi-con-jae]

Would you mind talking about THAT PLAY?

I would like to know a bit more.

ALRIGHT THEN! I HAVE ANOTHER POST ON MY DRAFTS ABT MY CHARACTER BUT ALSO I'm gonna talk a bit abt the plot.

Basically it's a retelling of Jekyll and Hyde.

Doctor Jekyll needed a test subject for one of his experiments, and ends up finding a mental patient named Nancy Noonan, who's the main suspect of murder that Hyde committed.

He knows that she's innocent, obviously, so he makes his lawyer Jane Utterson find some way to keep the girl and use her as a test subject (Jane is also my second favorite character btw I love her she's cool). Nancy also has weird abilities that let her see the future and read minds, so she gets taken away to a circus by a weird nurse that like. We don't liek her.

So there's a whole thing, the wife of the man that was murdered doesn't want the girl to be back and she's so pissed that these people are trying to get her back (she's also Jekyll's not so secret lover and she's another one of my favs and I made her dress btw she's so cool and she's played by one of my besties) but she agrees in the end bc science. And like his housekeeper, Mrs Poole, she also fucking hates Nancy bc of course, she's the suspect of a murder and she doesn't want her boss to be associated with that? Which is a very reasonable concern? (Poole was right all along, I'd fight for her)

Also my character. He's the best, and I read the book he's even better there. So, Rick gets contacted by Jane (the lawyer, who's also his cousin and whatnot) to do a whole investigation on Nancy and the nurse to get them back and all that shit. Which he kinda does? But the nurse hates him already so it's not like he can do much. But he does.

There's also this girl called Elizabeth (she's also just a character our director invented but she's played by one of my besties too) who just. Shows up? And she says she's the daughter of one of Jekyll's old friends, which is why he sort of takes pity on her when she says her dad was murdered and allows her to stay (spoiler alert but none of you're gonna see it so it's fine, she's truly not the daughter of that dude, and she killed him and the real Elizabeth) so she stays and no one likes her but she doesn't care.

So, they go to the circus and kinda try to kidnap Nancy back, but she reads Jekyll's mind and they both go insane. (Also holy shit the dude that plays Jekyll/Hyde is the coolest actor in the world and I sang a duet with him????) Which leads to him switching for the most part but not like. Forever.

Act two, bitches!

So there's a whole thing, also one of the characters is literally Mary Shelly (yes, *that one*, the one who's literally one of the most interesting humans to exist? That Mary Shelly), and she's writing everything that happens for a book. So "Elizabeth" goes to her and is all like "ayo Mary, if you could write a version of what happened at the circus where none of the whole going insane and switching thing happens and I save him, that'd be sick. Please?" So Mary's very confused? But Elizabeth convinces her by saying that she js wants to marry him or whatever, so Mary accepts... for some reason. I mean, she literally just wants to write something and she keeps being removed from situations where things could be written, I don't blame her.

Anyhow, while Elizabeth is trying to convince Jekyll that the thing at the circus never happened and that he's fine or whatever, Lady Danvers (the wife of the dude that was murdered) is paying Rick to investigate the whole case. To which obviously, Rick accepts bc he's a detective and that's also literally his best friend who just went insane with no explanation.

So Elizabeth convinces him and all, and then she's just like "ayo Hyde, it'd be fucking awesome if you could just like. Stay like that. That's a cool plan, so just do it." There's a whole thing with those two, like it's *very heavily* implied that they knew about each other's plan for a while.

So, Elizabeth just fires fucking everyone except for Mary and tries to make her whole weird ass plan happen, but Rick and Jane, as well as the weird nurse, find out about her. "Elizabeth's" real name is Gretchen and she worked for the real Elizabeth's family before she killed them all. Rick takes her to jail, Jekyll is fucking not normal again but almost, and then the ending is fucking weird (lovingly, ofc, I love that ending)

This is my really bad summary of that play. I could talk about it in detail, there's a lot I didn't say, but yk. Summaries r hard.

[krutch-0v0]

Hi Krutch0V0! It's so great that you're interacting with your audience! I also want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind👉👈1) What is your favorite time of the year? 2) Favorite weather? 3) Favorite color? 4) Favorite/hated zodiac signs? 5) Favorite/unloved subjects at school? 6) How did you get into the Undertale fandom? 7) In your opinion what is the most important thing in a person? 8) Do you have a certain type in people? (by appearance, character, and so on) 9) Do you have "caricature" types of people in your environment (for example, at school / at work / among friends)? (for example, among my friends there is a "dude who is obsessed only with sports", "party boy", "a girl who looks after her appearance, but who is very stupid", "the smartest dude in the company", "the child of rich parents") 10) What kind of people do you think are beautiful? 11) What do you think are your shortcomings? 12) What kind of superpowers would you like? 13) Favorite music groups/favorite songs? 14) Are there people in your life that you envy? 15) Favorite smell? 16) Cats or dogs? :3 17) Favorite month of the year?

I'm sorry if I've bothered you with my questions... And thanks in advance for the answers!

It's so great that my audience (I have an audience YIPEE!) interacting with me :D 1) I like summer 2) Sunny weather 3) Yellow (recently I noticed that I really like purple) 4) I'm neutral to all zodiac signs (I'm virgo btw) 5) Arts/Chemistry 6) Through Deltarune fandom lol. I played Deltarune before Undertale :P 7) Honestly 8) I really like creative people, or cozy one. Idk to be honest. Never thought about it 9) Yes I have like: true dungeon master, who crazy about sports 24/7; smart ass dude,who finds all loopholes in system; lazy seal dude; lunatic girl, whose actions are unpredictable; nerd face guy; sigma man; bossy boots girl; dead inside; and so on 10) Determened and strong people are beutiful 11) I'm usually fall in rage! Usually I'm really lazy... Sometimes I feel nothing and never feel myself confident 12) I really want Crazy Diamond from JJBA or ability whole recovery everything and everyone 13) I really like songs Stressed out, Just Gold, FRIENDS (Marshmello). I don't have favourite music groups, but I have favourite composers like Jukio Kallio (nuclear throne, gun godz), Toby Fox (dr, ut), C418 (Minecraft), Mick Gordon (Doom), Scott Lloyd Shelly (Terraria) and Christopher Larkin (Hollow Knight) 14) Hm... not really, I can be envy when it's connected with strangers, but not my friends or family. I think being envy is very bad, if you not use your envy to push yourself to reach new goals. 15) Barberry tea, watermelon and cheese lays 16) Dogs are better than cats, change my mind >:) 17) I really like December because I love the New Year's atmosphere You guys really want to know what are my interests in people and which type I like. I never thought about it before...mmmm maybe I should start ]:'

Thanks for questions I really enjoyd answering on these! <3

[pal0maegg]

I told you all I would draw a magical girl Clerval. This is like the least cursed of all the drawings I've made

Rant in the tags

[koiiiji]

𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣

warnings: nsfw content, please don’t interact if you are under +18. remember, its only my thoughts and opinion and it may be different from yours, so please be polite🦥🐾

shelly

i see her as a switch.

but despite her pretty strong character, in bedroom she is more submissive. she don’t mind to be on top when she is in mood, but mostly still sub. anyway in all scenarios she is super chill and sweet to her partner, for her sex is the way to relax and get closer to s/o, she can she can reveal a person and his secret desires without putting pressure on him. btw she have pretty high sexual drive and she have that dream vacation where she and her partner would be alone at sea, enjoying only each other, the beach breeze and the sea all day long.

dom kang

simply unexperienced in sexual life at all. yeah, he still watchs a lot of porn, know a little how it works but he have no idea how people start. like…you guys just go and start fucking out of nowhere?.. and yes, he had ✨that✨ talk with his father, but only one thing that he learned from that talk was to protect and that he should treat girls right. so in fact his partner should give him a lesson in sex education, about the structure of bodies, preliminary caresses, to convince him not to be shy about his desires and openly talk and ask about everything. and of course to show in practice. dom is a man of actions you know. (¬‿¬ )

jay jo

super sensitive. i mean nearly every part of his body, but top 3 is his thighs, neck and belly. lick jay’s neck and he will melt. but his favorite part is when his s/o sitting between his legs and holding his thighs. seriously, jay jo ready to die from that scene and that feelings

wooin

sadist and it extends to the bed too. he don’t really care about his hookup partner (and sometimes he even kicked his partners out of the apartment / left himself right after sex) but as long as he is in serious relationship wooin surprisingly good at aftercare. honestly it's not a problem for him to go for a glass of water, or bring napkins, he understands that he was rough during sex, so he wants to fix it with actions.

joker

sex can be awkward because of its height because usually its big size difference between him and partners, so it's inconvenient for both. i mean it’s hard to find a position where everyone will be satisfied. that’s why usually its cowgirl because he still in control and it’s comfortable or doggy style, because, well he just into it (lord have mercy for your back after). probably his s/o have stop or pause word because sometimes boy just don’t understand his power and pushing too hard. oh, and he has such cute moans, trying to hold it back but fails.

bonus ☞ [unpopular characters]

that guy in red glasses (sabbath crew)

into catgirls. no seriously, his dark secret is to have girlfriend who will wear maid outfit and cat ears during the sex.

hwangyeon choi (aria’s brother) and im not sorry

he denies it in front of his friends, but in fact such a pussy pleaser and surprisingly super good at it. he is switch, so sometimes he is such a crybaby in bed, like lying under his partner and begging to cum. 😵‍💫😩💕

hyouk kwon (grim reaper)

secretly wants cute relationship, but he is such a pervert that sometimes when he came back to home he just jerking off on random girls whom he saw on public transport, on the street, on tournament(!!), honestly anywhere. he does it from memory. like dude just memorize them💀

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Turtle Rush Part 2

Hello again! ‘Part 2′ of TURTLE RUSH is here, so I hope you enjoy. Happy Holidays~!

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In the lair, at the bottom floor in-between the skate-ramps is where the turtles stand in front of a jaw-dropping April in shock. Dahlia waves a hand in front of her.

“April~...come on girl, don’t do this to me. Snap out of it!”

In seconds, April comes to and looks back-n-forth at everyone.

“What the what?! Who—I mean...this!”

“Yeah~ so...they’re from two different worlds like ours.”

“Another dimension to be precise,” Donnie 2k3 implies.

“What he said.”

“No foolin’?”

Dahlia shrugs, trying to understand as much as April is. Shorter Mikey slides over to April, curiously, with eyes narrowed in suspicion.

“Are you really April O’Niel?”

“Uh~ yeah...”

“Is that a problem?”

“What my brother means,” Leo 2k12 intervenes, “is that we figured this April would’ve been a redhead too.”

“With crazy-awesome psychic powers, yo.”

“Ours isn’t psychic,” Leo 2k3 adds, “but she is a married woman.”

“Married?”

“To whom?”

“Duh~ our boy, Casey Jones.”

“Casey Jones/No way!”

Shorter Raph looks to his brother Donnie, who turns away when hearing that intel. April leans towards Dahlia.

“Got any idea who they’re talking about?”

“No clue.”

🚨🚨BLARE~!!🚨🚨

Suddenly, an alarm goes off as red, flashing lights glow.

“Warning! Intruder alert!”

VRRR~

Shelldon guards the girls.

“Activating security protocol!”

CLACK/SHACK/BRR~!

The turtles wide-eye the equipped weaponry in fear.

“Oh snap!”

“Woah-woah—woah~ hold it!”

Dahlia waves her arms out.

“It’s alright, Shelly, they’re cool. They’re with me.”

“Y-Yeah!”

“What she said!”

“...”

“...”

“...Okay.”

The alarm turns off and the turtles sigh in relief. Dahlia pats the android’s metallic shell.

“Everyone, this is Shelldon. Donatello’s invention and high-tech-turtle all around.”

“S’up dudes!”

“Woah~ sweet!”

“Your Donnie must be, like, five-times smarter than ours.”

Donnie2k12 glares at the back of Mikey2k12’s head.

“So guys,” April speaks, “if y’all are really from different dimensions, how’d you get here?”

“Well—”

“Ah-bup-bup!”

Mikey 2k3 cuts his leader off.

“Can we have this discussion over some delicious pizza~?”

Though some brothers groan, the girls laugh at his carefree attitude.

“You’re the guys, alright...”

“C’mon on, you dorks, let’s eat.”

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>>>>>>>FAST FORWARD>>>>>>>

In the kitchen, everyone sits and eats at the table while the girls listen to everything the guys say.

“So, let me get this straight,” Dahlia hums, “you were all on patrol minding your own business when a group of...high-tech intergalactic thieves...portal to your world to steal valuable relics like they did in other realms?”

“Pretty much,” Mikey 2k12 shrugs.

“One of them used what I think is a ray-gun,” Donnie 2k3 explains, “that could beam a portal to any interdimensional universe through time and space.”

“Sounds bad,” April thought, “the portal gun sounds cool, but not when in the hands of some crazed villain.”

“If you mean getting our shells kicked,” Raph 2k3 grunts, “and those jerks tossing us into another alternate universe...”

“Again.”

“Then yeah, we’re pretty much done explainin’ ‘ere.”

“We think,” Leo 2k12 implies, “they mistook us with our alter-egos and beamed us all into your dimension.”

“And how’d you get mixed up with our baddies back there?”

“When we came through the portal,” Donnie 2k12 says, “we ended right in the middle of their ‘shoplifting-spree’.”

“Btw, the villain names are tight~.”

“That’s when someone got the idea of barging in without a plan.”

Raph 2k12 rolls his eyes.

“One thing led to another and~ here we are.”

“Not before this radical dudette swooped in and saved the day.”

Mikey tussles Dahlia’s hair, making her chuckle. 

“Guess that means you’ll be staying here,” April mentions, “until we get you guys back home.”

“You’ll help us?”

“It’s what we do.”

“Especially if it’s for our boys, even from another world or, uh, two.”

“Oh-mi-gosh, the guys! They’re still up in the mountains training. How are we gonna tell them about...this whole situation?”

“We’re not.”

“Say what now?”

“Alright, look...”

April slings an arm around Dahlia, fixing her glasses.

“Wherever they are up there, it’s a no-go on Wi-Fi. And who knows when they’ll be back. We said we could watch over the city, and that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. We got this.”

“Your optimism is astounding, yet worrisome. Still, you got a point.”

“Plus, if those thieves are still out there, I’m sure we’ll eventually run into them. And we’ve got these guys to help kick their butts if we do.”

“I agree with other April!”

Dahlia thinks for a moment before sighing in defeat.

“Alright, fine. But first things first...I gotta tell Senor Hueso to give me some time off from work. You guys better come, too, to make it more convincing.”

“Uh~ don’t cha think your boss will—oh, I don’t know....freak out?”

“Ahaha~...even in another world, you’re still obliviously adorable.”

Dahlia pinches Raph2k12’s cheek.

“I told you...yokai have been here for a long~ time.”

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[Moments Later...]

“Here we are.”

The turtles exchange weird looks then back at the graffiti wall.

“Must be the entrance to the kitchen.”

Leo2k12 jabs Raph’s side.

“Check this out.”

FLARE!

“Woah/Dang~.”

Dahlia does the finger-purse gesture as her hand lights up in blue flames.

SHWING~

The turtles gasps as the skulls glow and the paint forms an arch, leading them inside.

“Boys, say hello to the Run of the Mill Pizza.”

The boys awe at everything and anything they never saw before. Both Mikey-s were especially captivated.

“It’s...glorious.”

“Dido.”

“Buenos noches, Dahlia.”

“Hey, Senor.”

“What brings you here? it’s not your shift to—NIGHT~! Ay caramba!”

Hueso doubletakes, leaping back at the sight of the mutants.

“Dude, it’s a talking skeleton.”

“Cool~.”

Hueso facepalms.

“Please tell me these aren’t they’re relatives.”

“Ehe...can we talk for a moment?”

Hueso takes everyone to his office and Dahlia explains the situation.

“Hmm...I see.”

“I know, this seems weird, but...”

“Say no more. You’ve done plenty of shifts this year, so I will give you an early vacation. Here...”

He rips off a page from his notepad and gives it to her.

“These are a few places you can investigate while you have your hands full with, uh...this dilemma.”

“Gracias, senor.”

“And thanks for the pizza,” Mikey 2k12 smiles through his chewing, “it’s even better than I imagined five minutes ago.”

“Not a problem pepinos. And good luck.”

“Thanks, bone-man.”

“I was talking to her.”

Dahlia awkwardly chuckles as she and her friends leave the restaurant. They now walk along the rooftops while sightseeing.

“A restaurant of yokai hidden up top. It’s incredible.”

“And a whole city of them lives under this one.”

“Are there other businesses the yokai own on the surface,” Donnie2k12 asks.

“Pretty much.”

Just then, Leo 2k3 notices a tall building from a distance.

“Grand Nexus Hotel...?”

“Hard not to find that one.”

Dahlia and April come closer as they all stare at it.

“A fancy background for sure, but the biggest criminal underworld business for all yokai to cash in on Battle Nexus.”

“They have a Battle Nexus too!? I bet the competition there is epic!”

“Ugh—not this again.”

Raph2k3 groans, making the girls turn to Donni2k3.

“We competed in an interdimensional martial arts tournament.”

“And somehow this knucklehead won.”

“Aw~ you still sore about losing to Moi?”

“Oh, you’ll be sore in a second!”

“Hey, maybe we should check out their—”

“NO!”

The girls get up in Mikey 2k3’s face and he stops midstride.

“Don’t. Even. Think about it!”

“Unless you want your head on a plaque!”

“You mean eaten by Big Mama.”

“That too.”

“Big Mama?”

“A dangerous criminal overlord in Hidden City and New York. Once you’re in her web, she’ll never let you go.”

“Remember when Leo and his dad crashed her pad,” April reminisces.

“Ugh, tell me about it,” Dahlia sighs, “Leo’s lucky he even pulled that stunt on her.”

“At least the whole Shredder thing is out of our hair.”

“So you guys fought Shredder, too?”

“Uh, yeah...sort of.”

“If you mean fighting a wild animal inside mystic armor, then yeah, we kind of beat him.”

“You see, Leo made a deal with Big Mama in order to lock the Shredder’s armor away from coming back to life.”

“Wait, you left dangerous magical armor in the hands of a criminal?”

“Hey, she had what we needed so we did what was done. And no one dares try to steal from Big Mama.”

“That’s still inexcusable,” Leo2k3 argues, “clearly your Leonardo doesn’t have the leadership to avoid a mistake like this.”

“Excuse me/Woah~ hold up.”

“You making fun of our boy? Cause it sounds like you are.”

“Heel, April...”

Dahlia pulls her back and stands in front of older-looking Leo.

“Look, I know you’re polar opposites to our boys...but I didn’t think Leo could act like a jerk or make a fool of himself on purpose. Until now.”

“Ooh~/Oh no she didn’t.”

“So, you’re just going to let this ‘Big Mama’ carry a sleeping, yet dangerous weapon.”

“She owns an underworld syndicate. Do I have to spell it out for you or count how many goons and possible weapons she may or may not have in her vault that could kill us?”

“C’mon, guys, we’re all cool here.”

“Stay out of this other Mikey.”

“Hey! Nobody tells my brother what to do but me!”

“Enough you guys!”

Donnie2k12 comes between his brothers and Leo2k3.

“I don’t know what your problem is, other Leo...but I can vouch for my brother Leo, that he wouldn’t start an argument he can’t win. So. Just. Drop. It.”

No one comes between those two as they glare intensely at each other, which surprises the brothers the most.  

“...Hah...fine....but it doesn’t change my opinion.”

As the others start walking, Dahlia stays behind with Donnie2k12 and Raph2k3.

“You didn’t have to do that.”

“I’ll admit, your Leo’s choice wasn’t the best option, but anyone of us could’ve made that bet if it meant putting the Shredder down, right?”

“Pipsqueak Donnie’s got a point.”

“I guess...”

“You okay?”

“Oh, sorry, it’s just...it feels weird. I never argued with Leo, or...a Leo...like that before.”

“Ah~ don’t sweat,” Raph2k3 advises, “if my bro gives ya a hard time, I’ll knock the sense back into him.”

“Still, seeing a serious, tightly wounded up Leo is something else.”

“Yeah, well your Leo sounds like my kind of turtle.”

“Whatever you say, fearless leader.”

“Ooh~ even better—I’m the big guns. Any chance ya wanna make a trade?”

Dahlia punches Raph2k3’s arm as he and Donnie2k12 laugh.

Unaware to them, from a distance, shadows in the night are watching their every move.

“Those freaks are still alive.”

“What’s the deal, man! I thought you zapped them to the furthest dimension—not our next heist!”

“Excuse me if I was under the impression of disappointing everyone while being under pressure!”

SMACK/SLAP!

“Ow/Augh!”

“Enough, idiots! They’re the least of our problems.”

“Oh, the boss got a brainstorm~.”

“What’cha thinkin’, man?”

“First, we find those other mutants we saw tonight.”

“Hold up, you want help?...from them?”

“They got their tails whipped by one little girl.”

The leader narrows his eyes towards Dahlia.

“That ‘little girl’ is the bigger threat to us if we don’t do something. Like the saying goes: “if you want to rid of a pest, use a better trap’. You know me...”

C-CLACK!

The leader turns his heel in the other direction with an evil sneer.

“I love it when my prey struggles.”

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New villains on the scene. What will happen next? See you next time!

Stay safe, healthy, and in holiday spirits!

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Super sexy aa7 ideas that will never happen

*puts on my clown shoes

Themes: “the worst times are when lawyers have to smile their brightest, but you can’t be a lawyer 24/7” “sometimes (esp now) the system is WRONG”

CASE 1

Klavier Gavin prosecutes, because society has progressed beyond needing Paynes

And if the widespread complaint is that he’s too nice, this position is perfect

Make a witty remark abt feeling demoted >:(

Athena and Trucy dream team girls

Murder took place at a theater/has something to do with acoustics, to ~fit the characters~

Maybe Lamiroir was there 👀

Phoenix is once again a witness, but hes less infuriating. But still fucking funny infuriating

He mentions his college degree, vaguely. Pressing him reveals nothing.

Also address that TRUCY AND KLAVIER PROBABLY HAVE SOME TRAUMA FROM MURDERS AT THEIR PERFORMANCES

Defend a rando

The twist: the murder only could’ve been committed by someone with superhuman hearing, so Athena’s senses are vital here!!

End: the culprit tries to psychologically fuck with everyone, but Athena stays strong, maybe uses some noise cancelling headphones, and corners the SHIT out of them

Also, there’s a new judge. A higher judge than your normal judge, who is a boomer. BOOMER JUDGE

Post-trial: a comment about all them missing Apollo…

CASE 2

Athena vs Franziska von Karma

Athena calls her out on the whipping if that’s still a thing

[Maybe Trucy is there again for extra spice,,,] but Solo Thena would be EPIC

NEW FRANZISKA DESIGN

Maybe we can bring Maya back here, but NOT ACCUSE HER FOR MURDER

Or accuse her at the scene but quickly disprove it

Idk also address her trauma

Wow this is turning into ATHENA CYKES- ACE THERAPIST

Put Simon there too because he’s hilarious

Maybe him and Maya are casually attending Comic-Con for the Steel Samurai panel

Defendant: some toxic celebrity with DRAMA

the twist: the murderer was targeting several high-profile ppl, but only killed like. A janitor instead. They aren’t found OR arrested, but you get a not guilty by… indicting their accomplice. And it HURTS but you have to or its your not-guilty kinda-a-dick client that gets guilty

New judge plays by the written rules, so u can’t ague ur case

Franziska is skeptical of the Accomplice’s guilt, but she lets the verdict go because your client is innocent.

Athena cries to Phoenix about how she feels like she fricked up b/c she empathizes with the accomplice but also everyone, Phoenix does his best dad comfort—this is the truth that’s allowed in the confines of their court system.

CASE 3

NARUMITSU DATE

Open with a call from Maya. She loudly thanks the god/the holy mother for this

MURDER!!! AT THE VENUE  

Kay and Sebastian are there

GUMSHOEEEEE (OLDER SPRITE??? Higher salary?? Maggey too?)

Classic Wright vs Edgeworth

All the options are flirty

Everything is an innuendo

Trucy co-council is embarrassed by ur Old Man Flirting (NEW SPRITES)

Lampshade conflict of interest what with dating opposing council. Gloss over it completely

Phoenix’s college degree is vaguely mentioned to be helping him. This is Not elaborated on

The murder is some crazy shit that basically parodies the whole series

TWO SETS OF EVIL TWINS

3 cross poisonings and with INTERESTING results of chemicals mixing (Ema: 👀)

All the dying messages were faked

Handedness contradiction.

Some gross old guy appears, but you can punch him

The murder weapon goes from bloody knife with defendants fingerprints on it to glass shards of a broken bottle to an icicle to an overly spikey piece of hair

EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS

For extra funnies: BOOMER JUDGE IS NOT USED TO THIS. They are the straight person of this comedy clown case.

For extra feels (the twist): Phoenix actually has an emotional breakdown on one of the investigation days. Maybe Trucy gets put at risk again, or something with poisoning, or even something with Kay or Seb (to show how much Phoenix cares, in general) and we address all the shit that he’s gone thru

Awkward comforting by miles

HUG SPRITE/ART

CASE 4

(shoves Klavier into Khura’in) GO FAKEGERMANBOY GO

Play as Apollo (khura’inese clothes sprites)

KLAVIER CO-COUNCIL (CASUAL SPRITES?? Put his hair up in a bun capcom im begging)

ADRESS AA4

Maybe at the end of one investigation, theres just. A heartfelt talk.

Ok ill make it heavy (b/c if its lighthearted these fuckos will never talk about their feelings)

LAMIROIR IS HERE TOO??

TRUCY ALSO- im sorry truce im shoving you everywhere because I want you to develop

maybe she and Klavier are like, performer bros

Apollo is happy that Trucy is but also feels alienated, like AA6 totally pulled him from his AA4 roots [COUGH]

CASUAL TRUCY SPRITE??? I would cry capcom

Nahyuta, Rayfa, and Apollo being awkward but trying (and mostly succeeding) siblings, Amara being a scary but p good queen momther

FRANZISKA INTERNATIONAL PROSECUTING??? Idk it’d be epic tho

She roasts Klavier so bad

Though he is very smart so she just roasts his terrible German

Resolve the Gramarye siblings here?

Include something with gender dysphoria to contrast how they butchered Robin Newman???

This is huge headcanon territory here tho

The Twist: realizing that this case cannot POSSIBLY be resolved in 3 fucking days. Also that Apollo is so backlogged that hes stressed and he probably needs help

Also someone tries to frame Klavier with his Gavinners-brand shoeprints

End: answer yes/no to Klavier working at Justice Law Offices. The choice affects his dialogue with Apollo in 7-5

CASE 5

Some fuckin. International level scandal

Elaborate on whatever the fuck “the phantom” was spying for? btw is the same that the culprits froms 7-2 and 7-4. maaybe 7-1?

And it involves MORE AUDITORIUMS

Open w/ calling Trucy, whos in the states. She mentions that Klavier casually got a Japanifornian defense attorney badge. Cue exasperation/fondness/incredulity (I promise this is relevant)

In Khura’in

Starts small- like a robbery, which leads to an attempt on Thalassa’s life. Again

Athena gets to therapy her

Then someone high-profile actually fucking dies

Athena (co-council Apollo) vs FINAL BOSS FRANZISKA

Lots of investigating with them

Talk about space center and grief

The twist: a person with low emotional output is framed, but they are innocent because LOWER EMOTIONAL REACTIONS DOESN’T MAKE YOU FUCKING EVIL

The other twist: Bring in 7-2 framed person for a character witness, show that they’re innocent. Athena is panicking because of Fear(?) so Apollo is determined to Do Something, and points out how this only happened because the system is Stupid and calls Klavier and Trucy

BECAUSE:

At the same time, there’s a stateside investigation. some botched, continued interreference at the Space Station

Klavier can pull an Edgeworth and investigate with Trucy

With parently narumitsu

Klavier talks about Apollo a lot, Trucy calls him out on it

Nahyuta is prosecuting this case

Depending on the relations between Klavier and Nahyuta established in 7-4, this will be hilarious or disastrous

Protective Yuty route: makes scathing comments about petty parts of Klavier- a petty-off

Teasing Yuty route: brings it up whenever Klavier talks about Apollo. Rlly funny banter. Klavier showing more human emotions sprites!!

Revisit the Space Center and get emo. Simon is here, arguing with Nahyuta

Because the cases go to trial simultaneously, the comment about the wrong conviction in 7-2 can be brought to the Japanifornian courts by Klavier and Trucy

They argue that Athena was forced to do that to spare an innocent and press HARD for legal reform

They call in Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth for reforms??

They also start a twitter war (that can be investigation minigame) and get public opinion up abt it

Yuty vouches for change, w/ khura’in as evidence

SO AA4 CAN GET KINDA RESOLVED!!

DUNK ON BOOMER JUDGE

BONUS: CASE 6: TURNABOUT CHILLOUT

Phoenix vs Franziska

Larry time

Scruffy time

Idk man. No more international stuff, just good old fashioned cleaning up ur shitty dad’s messes amiright

Resolve things with the Shelly card?

oldbag cameo but you file a restraining order

help trucy and pearls with college

TLDR: Athena actually tracks an international conspiracy that has weight, the AJ gang once again changes the system, Phoenix gets emotional resolution, Franziska helps international stuff AND gets emotional resolution, and i finally stop trying to throw hands with capcom. 

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I rewatched the second season of South Park and took so many notes that I had to split them into two parts. Like seriously, I took so. many. notes. And pictures this time. I started rewatching just in case I’d find some cool little facts to sprinkle into my fanfic but I went way too far and now there’s a million facts under this cut (including gay stan, a domestic violence psa, and craig fucking dying)

Stan doesn’t like hospitals, he finds them gross and he gets sick 🤮. Also the hospital in South Park is called Hell’s Pass hospital. Early seasons have the name as Hells Pass but it gets fixed later

Cartman has to sing all of Come Sailing Away by Styx if he hears a part of it. After he says this, Kyle sings the first part and Cartman has to sing the rest. Kyle does it again later, which is kinda mean

Cartman’s mom tries to abort Cartman, who is an eight-year-old child and thus cannot be legally aborted. Later, after she slept with Bill Clinton to change the law and make 40th trimester abortions legal, it turns out she meant adoption

Kenny sacrifices himself to turn on the generator to the hospital and save Dr. Mephesto’s life along with others. He says “I’ll fucking do it” then does it and dies, absolute legend

Cartman gets way too into his deputy role. He goes undercover, pretends to be a prostitute, says “Respect my authoritah!” a lot and beats people up with his police stick

Kenny’s brother first appears when Cartman responds to a call about a disturbance at Kenny’s house. Apparently there are like 10 adult family members in the house at that time. Kenny’s dad has a black eye because Kenny’s mom punched him. She says he can’t hold a job

Token sits in the classroom in season 2

Cartman starts hating hippies in this season, like a lot

Chef tells the boys that the right time to do drugs is in college

Ike’s name is Ike Moisha Broflovski and he was born in 1996, making him 2 years old in 1998 when this season aired

This is probably obvious but yeah Kyle and Ike are circumcised

Kyle says family isn’t just blood, it’s who you care about, and he says “That’s why you guys are more than just friends, you’re my family. Except for Cartman.”

Craig’s finally sitting in the classroom in S02E04

None of the boys like dodgeball

Clyde gets a dodgeball to the face and he cries :( and he’s the only one who cries by the way

Pip throws a dodgeball in Kyle’s face and breaks Kyle’s nose

When Kyle’s mom tells the boys about conjoined twin myslexia (which isn’t a real term) and says anyone might’ve absorbed their dead twin in the womb, Stan and Cartman run away screaming but Kenny and Kyle stay to listen. Kenny even leans in to look at the book “Freaks A-Z!” that Mrs. Broflovski is reading from, and when she leaves, Kyle grimaces and Kenny laughs

Stan’s mom (Sharon) calls Kyle’s mom (Sheila) when Stan is all freaked out and trying to put an icepick through his brain, and Sharon tells Sheila to get run over by a truck. Sharon is pretty mean in these early episodes

Mr. Broflovski doesn’t really listen to what Mrs. Broflovski is saying, bad husband >:(

South Park’s team is always called South Park Cows no matter the sport

The school nurse, Nurse Gollum, went to Colorado State University

I just realized Butters exists. I think he appeared before S02E05 but I didn’t notice but yeah he’s there with the dodgeball team, injured

Here’s a picture to make up for my disgusting anti-Butters bias

Kenny’s dodgeball uniform number is 69 obviously. Kyle is 7, Stan is 4, Cartman is 325

Sheila smacks Gerald in the face so hard he falls off his chair, lots of violence perpetrated by women in this show. Remember, don’t do domestic violence no matter your gender, it’s not cool

I realized after this whole Butters thing that I should’ve made more notes about Pip, so I’ll make a note about his anger issues now. When people call him French, he gets angry and throws dodgeballs at them

The boys launch a jelly roll at Ms. Crabtree and make her crash the bus. They do it just for fun

The kids somehow go to China in the school bus

Cartman references Moby Dick, but he probably doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Kevin Stoley gets named in S02E05 and has his first speaking role when he says he has Chinese parents and after Cartman hears it he immediately says something racist. smh cartman, what a problematic fave

Cartman says “I love you guys 😊” but Stan and Kyle just stare at him and he goes 😐 “Eh, screw you guys 😠”

If Jimbo and Ned really fought in Vietnam, they youngest they could’ve been in 1998 is early forties, which means in the latest seasons they would be early sixties. Btw they met in Vietman

Jesus and Pals is a recurring TV show in seasons 1 and 2. Jesus just kind of lives in South Park

I just remembered that Terrance and Phillip are really old in canon, it’s so weird, like how can South Park canon still be changing, it’s been 20 years

Also the early seasons are casually racist who knew

Kenny flashes his ass on a tape the boys send to Jimbo and Ned’s TV show, which airs and at least 12 people see Kenny’s bare naked ass

Cartman really doesn’t like hippies in these early seasons. He throws a chair at Ned and yells, “Take that, hippie!” (Ned is in a catatonic state and did nothing to provoke this)

Jimbo and Ned live together I guess. Jimbo’s gonna take Ned home and show him some hardcore porn to snap him out of his catatonic state, good husband unlike Gerald Broflovski

Saddam Hussein is in hell and has a Canadian accent and is Satan’s lover in S02E06, I guess he died in Canada in the first episode this season but I wasn’t paying much attention since that’s the Terrance and Phillip episode that pissed a bunch of people off in 1998 because the audience wanted to know who Cartman’s dad is instead. It was kind of a boring episode so I understand why everyone was pissed, but it is funny that Matt and Trey did that so I’m not mad about it

Aww look at them!!! We’ve got background Style, the vaguest inkling of Crenny, and Cartman/Cake

I’d take more screenshots but it’s a pain since I’m watching legally and stupid legal websites block screenshots so I have to find youtube videos instead ughhhh piracy is the answer kids

Apparently there’s a huge waterfall and canyon somewhere close to South Park, maybe? At least in Stan’s dream

Mary Kay Bergman was an incredible voice actor. How the hell did she voice all the moms, Wendy, Shelly, principle Victoria, the mayor, Nurse Gollum, and fucking Ms. Crabtree??? Holy shit what a queen

Kenny has some feelings about death. He reimagines the episode where death boops him to death and in his version, he beats death the fuck up, then has ice cream and is happy 😊 But again, this is in Stan’s dream

S02E07 kind of establishes that nobody remembers Kenny dying because when Cartman tells a story where Kenny dies, Kyle questions how Kenny could’ve died then when he also died just a few hours ago when a giant monster took him

rip craig, he falls out the bus and into a canyon

But it’s okay because it was all Stan’s dream so everything in the episode is questionable. Everything after this is no longer a dream

Pip’s parents are dead and he has to go to summer school while everyone else is having a nice summer break

Officer Barbrady and the mayor are having sexual relations, I’m sure this is the most interesting note I’ve made so far. Idk I’m just writing everything down, this is how I enjoy things, I have no off switch

Ew summer bus stop, cursed

Kyle casually sings little tunes every once in a while, how cute

This is pretty obvious but Kenny likes dirty jokes, he laughs when Cartman innocently says he loves Chef’s salty chocolate balls (which are chocolate candy). Nobody else laughs

Cartman says “Screw you guys, I’m going home” or variations of it a lot in this season

So Stan throws up when he likes someone, right? Well, he’s watching an indie movie about two gay cowboys who start making out and he throws up, which is either a terrible homophobic joke or confirmation that Stan’s a little gay. I know which one I prefer

Kyle says Mr. Hankey is his best friend after Stan. Like I know it’s definitely canon that Stan and Kyle are best friends but it’s still nice to see confirmation, it’s very precious. Also Kyle is best friends with literal shit, so cute 😊

Kenny deaths:

S02E02 Kenny sacrifices himself by connecting a generator wire, which electrocutes him but brings power back to a hospital

S02E03 A tree falls on Kenny and crushes him

S02E04 Kenny falls in a grave and the gravestone falls on him

S02E05 The Chinese dodgeball team throws a ball at Kenny and he gets splattered against a wall

S02E06 Two guys pull on Kenny and tear him in half, as in one has the head and one has the legs

S02E07 A big scary monster plucks Kenny out of the school bus and carries him away. Also in Cartman’s fake memory of Fonzi jumping over cars, the motorcycle hits Kenny and crushes him against a brick wall. Kenny gets smashed against walls a lot, doesn’t he?

S02E08 Flashback: Baby Kenny has a firecracker and it explodes, sprinkling little baby Kenny parts everywhere. Later in the episode, current day Kenny dies when a giant firework snake bumps him off a stage and under a fence, which then crushes him.

S02E09 Kenny is playing with a yoyo outside a movie theatre when a bunch of people come outside and trample him to death. They say “Oh my God, I found a penny!” and “You bastard!”

I’ll post part 2 of season 2 in a couple days. I’m having way more fun writing these stupid notes than I thought I would (also gnomes is coming up soon and i am fucking ready for tweek)

[starrysupercell]

Hiii and in the spirit of the Wild West ...

Can I get some Amber DLV and bandita Shelly ? as a ship, I mean 🥺 I hc that Amber DLV kinda wants to be evil too to impress bandita Shelly but she ... she honestly can’t figure out how to do quite. She’s just lovestruck ,,,,

You SURE can! I used a bit along the lines of your adorable headcanon here- with added self pressure of course :D- but enough spoilers and more writings, am I right?? I'll either follow up on this one or.... ;)

One last thing- I promise I'm working on the other drabbles! I'm switching around on them so I don't get bored. So if you're waiting on to be filled, rest assured it's on its way :)! This isnt a callout btw, just fyi. Anyway! vvv

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🔥~ Gun Fire~ 💢

Shelly sat at her post at the edge of camp, bundled up and alert. It was still. The quiet night was solace to her. Her shift was around halfway done, but she didn't care too much for that. The stars were her favorite sight, and solitude was her favorite state. The wind blew, and her loose black hair gently moved to it.

Then, there was a crunch. Her eye snapped open to that noise's direction. In a flash, the blanket wrapped around her was thrown to the side. Her shotgun was aimed steadily into the dark. She glared to keep track of any sort of movement.

On the other side of the barrel aim, Amber had thrown herself behind a cactus. She cursed her own typical klutzy moves. Of all the sand in this desert, she just HAD to step on the single patch of dry grass around here, didn't she?

She hoped the plant was enough to keep herself from showing and she carefully maneuvered to peek around the cactus.

Near instantly, a shot whizzed past her and she ducked back to her cover.

Okay change of plan. Not that she had thought ahead, in retrospect. Amber frowned, feeling frustrated with herself. What did she even think would happen?

Amber unsheathed her rapier, and held it out. There was no shot this time.

Shelly kept a close eye as whoever it was waited a few seconds before standing and peering into view. She glared suspiciously as the figure stepped all the way out from cover.

Oh... it was that fiery gal from the last town. Her flashy clothes and memorable hair proved that. The one blessed by the fabled Lantern God or whatever the rumors were.

The woman sheathed her sword, held her hands lightly raised, and began to walk towards Shelly. The Bandit didn't waver in her aim, but didn't make a move to shoot either.

"That's close enough." Shelly prompted sternly, "What do you want?"

"Um...My name is Amber," she said, "I have a few questions."

"Does this look like a schoolhouse to you?" Shelly asked her, but there was less anger in her voice.

"Why did you join this gang?" Amber asked.

Shelly scoffed. "Ha. Are you going to try to get me to leave it? Give a speech that there's a better road for me to take?"

"no...can i join?" Amber squeaked out in such a small voice.

Shelly honestly found that to be the funniest thing she's heard so far- the tone, the context, everything!

Despite herself, she laughed and laughed with no restraints.

Amber reddened, upset. She stared down the woman in hysterics. "What!?" She demanded.

Shelly's shotgun was lowered, and she had her other hand to her face. Once she calmed down enough, she answered. "God. Didn't you just hear yourself? Look. I don't know what's going through your mind, but you wouldn't make it a day in this gang. This lifestyle, really. Back in town, you were spewing on about victory and justice shit. You really believe that, don't you?"

Amber stayed silent in contemplation. Her upbringing has all but been about heroics, hope and the 'Flame of Justice.' Heck, she even uses a rapier because she hates the sound guns make for a reason...

"Why did you join?..." she mumbled again.

Shelly's expression was annoyance. What do you care for? Just run off home where it's safe and wait for the next band of thieves to come along so you can play hero again, fire princess.

For some reason, these biting words died on her tongue. She shrugged. "It was the best option for me." Shelly could recall her first meeting with Belle almost fondly. She definitely could not imagine this softie being able to handle anyone's attitude in this group. They got along for the most part, but the variables were extreme.

"Look." Shelly made up her mind. "Just go back. The Goldarm Gang isn't as glamorous as you're thinking it is. Your town depends on you, don't they? Even if we made off with gold, you... did a good job." Shelly admitted, looking aside. "Nobody got hurt because of you, and hell, you got me to back off at one point."

Amber was flustered. The statement didn't sound mocking, even if still very terse. "I did?" She asked.

"You only lucked out because of that damned fire. Ms. Gift from the Lanterns." She defended sharply. It was a sore spot with her. She could recall.. the smoke, the heat from that night...

Despite that biting comment, Amber smiled. Her face felt warm. (Well, as always. But this was different..) "I'll go back... What was your name?"

Shelly scowled at her. What was with all these questions. Yet again, however, she didn't say her first choice. "Shelly." She said. It didn't matter. They'd never see each other again. That made her feel better, for sure.

"Thank you, Shelly... I..." Amber said, starting to fidget with her braid. God, she had just wanted to be able to talk to someone about her role, and while encouragement came in the unlikeliest way, she still had an urge to spill everything on her mind. "Thank you." She simply repeated, deciding against it.

Shelly nodded. "You should get going. If anyone comes by, I'm not hesitating to shoot."

Amber nodded. That was.. fair, kind of. "Bye, Shelly." She said as she departed.

"Don't step on dry grass next time." She said as she waved back. She heard a couple of tell-tale crunches.

Shelly exhaled and looked back to her post. The air was back to being on the cold side as the Firestarter left. She shivered, realizing how warm she had been.

...How disappointing.

[clairecrive]

“Great expectations”- modern!Alfie Solomons x reader imagine

The lovely @kingarthurscat​ requested this imagine with the prompt “ you better have a very good reason for waking me up at four in the morning.” with Alfie. Thanks again for the request honey, I had a lot of fun writing this! Hope you like it! 

I haven’t proofread it so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes. Oh and btw, everything mentioned is true. 

As always, feedback and requests are always appreciated!

Tag list: @mollybegger-blog​ (let me know if you wanna be added)

“No way!” you whispered excitedly at what you had discovered.

It never occurred to you that you can literally find anything on the internet. And by anything you mean, the endless content about your latest obsession, whatever it was. You had always been passionate about literature and learned as much as you could about the little things of authors’ lives.

You couldn’t put into words the joy and the bliss you felt whenever you learned something, completely useless academically, but that gave you a better insight about the author personality all the same. For example, lately, you had discovered that Lord Byron vaccinated his children against cowpox or that he named his dog smut which you found incredibly funny seeing that nowadays the word is used to describe scenes of sexual natures, which surprisingly fits perfectly with Byron’s lifestyle. Or that one time Shelly wrote a letter to Keats worried about Byron’s mysterious disappearance and then wrote a follow-up letter in which he explained that the Lord had almost died of dehydration and malnutrition because he was too engaged in other activities, if you what I mean. Keat’s answer was the best thing though, he basically told Shelly that he should have left him there. The three most famous poets argued like petty girls in high school and you loved it!

Not to mention all the stuff you learned about Greek Mythology and Etymology which were somehow deeply related.

However, what sent you into pure bliss as of right now was the sudden realisation that no one really knew about author’s voices, which sounds like an obvious thing but somehow that never occurred to you. No one knew about Byron’s or Keat’s or even Plato’s voices. What if they had a funny voice? Or like a lift or something? Wouldn’t be absolutely ironic if someone like Plato who is so snob and racist have a shrill, high-pitched voice? That would be karma’s doing but much to your dismay there was absolutely no way to know. Imagine how upsetting it would be to find out that someone like Lord Byron whose name alone is enough to send you shivers and was able to be a token of his status, who you had always thought to have a very deep, husky voice that it must have been one of the reasons why people of both sexes found him so irresistible had instead a strident or thin voice? That would be mindblowing. As it was the fact that if Oscar Wilde had lived just a little longer maybe we would have registrations of his voice. How cool would that be?

This were the little things you lived for. It’s unusual, you’re aware of that. For that reason, you had always been very careful in sharing this interest with the people in your life. Some of them shared the same excitement, to your surprise; others didn’t really care for it but usually smiled politely just not to upset you. You’d always understand when someone was on your same wavelength but were grateful nonetheless that you were lucky enough to have supportive people in your life that even if they found you weird were kind enough not to tell you.

When you first started dating Alfie, you never really let him on this unusual hobby you had. Sure, he knew about your love for literature and reading but that was it. It was only after the first month that you had gradually initiated him to it to see what his reaction was. At first, you justified your discoveries by saying that your teacher had said them or that you had read them in the book you were studying, which sometimes was the truth. Letting him know that that was exactly what you spent your free time doing and sometimes even the time you should be sleeping or studying was a whole other thing.

Over the dates you had been to, you had found out that Alfie was quite the intellectual. Despite his rough exterior he had read his fair share of books and was very passionate about literature. That was one of the things that had attracted you to him, to be honest. Your head was saying that you should go ahead and share this new piece of information you had found casually, without making it too much of a thing. If he wasn’t as excited by it as you were then in the worst-case scenario you wouldn’t share those kinds of things with him anymore and in the best case, he’d enjoy hearing it just because he loved you and he would appreciate every little thing you shared with him. Just like you’d listen to him complain about work problems or over the difference between rum and bread which apparently wasn’t discussed.

So tonight, you let your enthusiasm carry you away and called him to share the realisation that had hit you. Currently, Alfie was in the USA for business reasons. Something about making a deal with a potential partner which would allow him to expand his rum overseas. However, that didn’t register to you until you were met with his sleepy grunt and the blackness of his room.

“Y/N?” his raspy voice was the only thing you could hear along the sounds of him shifting in the sheets. When he called you last time he had told you that he would leave his phone on so that whatever happened you could call him. He wasn’t expecting you to actually do it though.

“Oh shoot. I forgot about the time difference Alfie, I’m sorry. Go back to sleep, this can wait until later.” you quickly apologised

“What is it?” he ignored you and moved around so that he could turn on the light on his bedside table.

“It’s really nothing babe, I’m sorry. I got carried away from the excitement and forgot you were in the States.”

“Well now I’m up, ain’t I? So you better have a very good reason for waking me up at four in the morning,” he said rubbing the sleep from his eyes finally letting you see his face. Gosh, how could he be so handsome when he literally just woke up? You really were lucky.

“So, I was wasting my time on the internet like I usually do until I came across a post that left me shook.” you started explaining

“So far this doesn’t seem like a good reason to wake me, love,” he muttered but you could see it from his eyes that he didn’t really mean it. To be fair, only the fact that he didn’t tell you to go to hell and actually was ready to hear you out got him the “best boyfriend of the year” award.

“It wasn’t a normal post, Alfie. Hear me out. Have you ever thought about how we have never listened to the voice of the most famous poets of all times?” Now it was out and it was time to study his reaction.

“That- well I’ve never thought about it pet. That’s weird, innit?” The gods were smiling upon you and had graced you with the most fantastic human being in the whole world. He had actually stopped to think about it before answering you and had a face of utter surprise just like you had when you first read the post.

“You know what’s even more mind-blowing? The fact that if Oscar Wilde had lived a little longer we would have known his voice? Now how cool would it have been?!” By now you weren't sure anymore if your enthusiasm was for the fact itself or for how much you loved and appreciated the man laying on a bed on the other side of the planet.

“Fuck, that really would have been cool. Is it because he died in the 1900s?” he asked engaged with the conversation just as much as you were.

“Yes! I did a little research, right? And I found out that first gramophones were being patented in that time. So ten years or so later and now we would have known his voice. What an unfortunate series of coincidences.” you shared his feelings and what you learned with him.

“What?” you asked when you noticed that he was staring intently at you without saying anything. He had a little smile on his face and the intensity of his gaze was actually starting to make you feel self-conscious.

“You really are a geek, aren’t you love?” he asked and it was one of those rare times where the word was told with affection and not with scorn.

“I guess so.” you timidly admit. Love wasn’t the only thing you could see in his eyes, there was also a lot of tiredness.

“I love you, Alfie, thank you for listening to me even if I interrupted your beauty sleep.”

“Don’t even say it, love, you can always count on me. Even if it’s to share something like that at four in the morning.” he snickered lightly but behind his words was the unspoken promise that whatever it was you could share everything with him and that almost made you cry of happiness.

“Well, I promise I won’t do it again. I mean the four am part. Go to sleep baby, I’ll see you tomorrow right?” you softly said.

“You will pet. Goodnight, well I guess it’s a good morning now. I love you.” his sweet words were the last one you exchanged before hanging up.

Well, that had gone way better than your greatest expectations.

[trulee-peachy]

Great! So here’s what crossed my mind. Imagine being captured by a mad scientist who intends to make you one of their many test subjects. They’ve restrained you in a table in the middle of a room and are now standing over you, eyeing you up and down with a bit of a smirk on their face. “Do you know why you’re here?” they ask you. When you shake your head, they chuckle a bit and press a button on their glove. A section of the floor opens up, and a small table with a tray rises up from the hole. You stretch your neck a bit to see what’s in the tray, but the scientist blocks your view with their back. “Let me show you then.” they answer as a screen lowers from the ceiling. The screen turns on, and for a moment there’s nothing but static, but as you listen you can start to make out sounds of... laughter? The video becomes clearer and you see several people on tables similar to the one you’re on, all being tickled by different machines. A young man is pleading for mercy as mechanical hands scribble at his armpits and ribs. A woman maybe five or ten years older than you is thrashing like mad, trying to escape the feathers that gently stroking her tied toes. Another girl about your age is whimpering, her makeup completely ruined and her body twitching as makeup brushes attack her inner thighs. If your face hadn’t already gone pale, you’d be blushing. Hard. “This is what I live for!” The scientist proclaims, turning around with a mad grin on their face. “Taking tickle toys like you and seeing what makes them tick.” They finally show you what’s on the tray: an assortment of tickle tools. They take off their gloves and wiggle their fingers over you, ready to strike. A feeling of dread washes over you, but deep down there’s also a fluttering in your stomach. Is it fear? Anticipation? ...Excitement? Whatever thoughts were in your head disappear when you hear the scientist laugh sadistically. “Now then... where do we start with you~?”

- 🐚

Holy shit Shelly you have outdone yourself🙈

This is such a hot scenario hhhhh seeing how helpless all of the other people were would just make everything so much worse Agfssfffd ahhh

I’m actually screenshotting this one cus I actually need to do this one day soon🥺

But yeah “evil” scientists, villains, kidnappers, are my jam and get me to respond every time agfsf

I would be feeling a couple of ways if I was in that position, the same feelings I’m feeling now😣💞👉🏻👈🏻

This was written beautifully btw like I could actually envision it! 

[stonerbughead]

maria watches friday night lights (#4)

season 2, pt 2!! (2x08-2x15)

ugh Matt is really having his Being A Stupid Teenage Boy season huh?

-lol love a good naked dude being chased scene — in this case, Smash on his recruiting trip being chased around by a potential future teammate. Classic.

(it’s kinda cute that Matt came to pick him up tho)

- the latest in season 2 being off the fucking rails: really? Riggins’ new digs include a meth lab on wheels??

-Landry confessing to murdering someone and then having his sheriff dad drag him out of the station to go home is the whitest shit EVER. Like, Landry is literally *trying* to be punished and they just won’t punish his white, cop-kid ass. ‘Murica. (I mean don’t get me wrong: it WAS self defense against someone literally stalking and trying to rape Tyra, but the point still stands that if Landry was a black kid he’d have been tried as an adult and convicted no doubt)

-YESSSSS a MySpace shoutout! we love to see it

“I hate you” - Santiago (and also me) @ Buddy Garrity

-omg Coach Taylor noticing that things aren’t good at home for Riggins and taking him in, my heart!

-Wow in just one scene Riggins charmed baby Grace, warned Tami’s sister not to shame women for eating a lot (“it can lead to anorexia, especially in girls”) and then offered to go out to the store to get baby formula in the pouring rain. What a man.

-and yes, Shelly, you fully grown woman, it IS a bad idea to lust after a TEENAGE BOY

-wow Riggins protecting Julie from the SUPER DRAMATIC TORNADO that made me laugh. Do we get to have a Riggins-Julie friendship??? bc I’d be down. We need more friendships.

-Thank you, Tami, saying “EW” to her sister watching Riggins work out! Someone has sense to know a fully grown woman shouldn’t be lusting after a teenager! Julie can lust if she wants tho, that’s age appropriate.

-DYING at Landry being aghast that Tyra’s never heard of West Side Story.

-oh god, Lyla — it is totally fair to assume your mom would tell your dad she’s getting remarried, especially if she knew you’d be seeing him — so I’m sorry you’re the one who accidentally set off whatever nonsense Buddy is gonna pull now that he knows his ex wife is “marrying that treehugger.”

“Who’s that?” “Some douchebag named Chip. who names their kid Chip anyway?” Same, Tyra, same.

-Landry, one of my biggest pet peeves is asking someone out while they’re on the clock. Like, come on! let Tyra work, boy.

-Jesus Christ it’s like everywhere Julie looks, she has to see Matt making out with someone. That’s rough.

-and oop Matt you busted bc Julie actually knows who Carlotta is!

-once a cheater, always a cheater, Buddy. And yes to Pam for being like “nah bye I’m happy now, it is over.” You treated her like garbage so here we are, sir!

-hilarious that Landry is the one who ends up throwing the first punch that gets the post-tornado, school-crossover tensions to finally boil over

-I like that they show both the fall formal and the party where everyone who didn’t go to the formal is. Nice.

-Aw poor Julie got drunk af to deal with all her feelings. This really is the season where they have Julie and Matt being sixteen year olds in the most painful ways. So maybe it’s good they’re not together during this tho I’m still looking forward to when the tide turns their way again.

-anyway, Tim is a good friend for getting the creep who thought he was “one beer away from getting laid” off of Julie.

-And....in true Texas dad fashion, Eric Taylor misinterprets everything! Noooo. We can’t have nice things.

-This Noelle-Smash partnership is definitely an interesting pairing. Two very ambitious football people courting all these recruiters while Smash’s mom side eyes them in the corner? Hilarious.

-omg not this Oklahoma tech recruiter harassing smash’s mom in the grocery store! GTFO here! Give her some fucking personal space. They really do such a good job of showing as much of the toxic shit about football culture as the inspiring, big moments.

-Aw and I love that Tami tried to help Mama Smash get the guy to go away. It’s such a familiar scene, women helping each other get a dude harassing them away. And then they have a heart to heart in the parking lot? Love that.

-omg what a throwback that Shelly TAPED OVER Eric’s football game to tape a NEW EPISODE of The Office! Love it. “Y’all should get a TiVo.”

-omg watching Tami and Eric work out arguments is so beautiful, they communicate very well! We stan a good marriage.

-wow seeing the other coach from tornado school lose his shit publicly after he knocked down Riggins was uh....wild???? This is the second time he put his hands on Riggins!

-awww Eric actually coming to apologize to riggins for overreacting about Julie when he hears the real story??? Love it.

-Weevil from Veronica Mars shows up as a friend of Santiago’s? Of course.

-WOW and Logan from Gilmore girls as a Christian radio host...tracks.

“Is that your way of telling her you like her?” Jason making a surprisingly astute observation about Tim. (And Lyla.)

-yo why would you invite your daughter’s boyfriend’s family over for dinner just to say they shouldn’t date? (And bc it’s an interracial relationship.) Southern culture is wild to me lol

-wow the racist coach from last season is now off spouting his mouth about how “no wife of mine would be working with a kid at home.” I love that Eric calls him out as sounding stupid and ignorant — you better!

-hearing that Lyla burned her cheerleading uniform is one of the most badass things she’s done so far tbh along with that dealership destruction

-off the rails update: 2x12 was toooo much!! Like, Jesus between Smash’s sister getting harassed at the movie theater by the racists who hate on smash and Noelle...and this plotline with Santiago and his old friends trashing Buddy’s place...it’s like, can we breathe.

-I could not be more excited for Carlotta to leave and another teenage boy with adult woman relationship to end.

-wow can’t believe the plotline where Riggins stole $3000 from a drug dealer isn’t ending well for him. And now Smash is getting arrested bc of those racist guys from the movie theater episode? One recap I read said that too many of this season’s plots feel contrived and I think that sums it up.

-is there any character who HASN’T worked at Buddy Garrity’s dealership at this point?!

-and yikes at all the other salespeople being mad that a salesperson in a wheelchair was hired...y’all mad ugly and ableist for that

-Tyra and Landry are....confusing

-Wait Logan from GG is an actual preacher and not just a Christian radio host? CREEPY. And he kissed Lyla? A lot to unpack there.

-lol Tim trying to woo Lyla is kinda funny to watch simply bc Tim is clearly so confounded by rejection

-I love how much space they give for Smash’s sister’s pain in the Noelle-Smash theater incident. A lesser show wouldn’t have centered her as much.

-is it mean of me to say Jason is boring AF most of the time

-yeah this dreads girl is seemingly way more compatible with Landry than Tyra yikes! Like she made him a power metal mix cd???

-wow this Smash storyline where mouthing off to the press is what gets him suspended....really checks out bc teenage boys are dumb

-I love Tami as a volleyball coach and getting to see another sport! Also as someone who’s been on a losing team I know that feeling of finally winning a game!!! Go Dillon volleyball!!! (Am I maybe currently writing a Bughead fic based on my underdog field hockey experiences? ;) yes yes I am)

-Oh shit now Saracen’s at the nihilistic Nothing Matters phase of teenage angst. Right on schedule!

-lol these two short haired blondes (white dreads Jean and Tyra) being in a love triangle with Landry is wild

-Omg jean just said, “are you a friend or are you competition?” She is not playing!

-I love Riggins dragging Saracen to practice

“I don’t want you to become at an at-risk youth” -Landry teasing Saracen while also sincerely caring about him is some of the best friendship banter on this show. The accuracy 😂

-It seems like Julie gets a lot of hate? But I think I have such a soft spot for Julie bc I was a bitchy teenager with undiagnosed mental health disorders and I just wish so much #growth for her! Also I really do miss her and Saracen’s relationship, I’m so excited I’m almost at S3 where it seems like it’s happening again?

-LOL this guy at the dmv is the first person in Dillon to be like, “no I hate football.” That tracks.

-wow Saracen is getting driven to the hospital to make sure his grandma is okay by the sex worker who was just giving him a lap dance. Amazing.

-also I hope grandma is okay!

-okay Tyra throwing her hat in the ring for Landry at the last minute? Idk I think Jean deserves the win but there’s no way it’ll happen bc she’s a guest actor?!

-awww Saracen’s abandonment issues coming out whiles he in the tub after being sobered up by Eric Taylor. “There’s nothing wrong with you.” 😭 and “your daughter left me for a better guy” - will take that crumb — first mention of Julie out of Saracen’s mouth in a minute

-hey, Landry, my friend: flirting with a girl (Jean) to get her outside then dumping her immediately is kind of a wild bait and switch. But I get it, he’s been in love with Tyra for a long time and Tyra IS right — they had a very fucked up start to their relationship so it makes sense she needed a minute to process her ~feelings~. however I definitely identified closer to a jean in my high school experience L O L (minus the unacceptable white dreads)

-these Julie and Tami driving scenes are painfully accurate, btw. Love them.

-wow the scene of Smash hyping everyone up, the adrenaline/energy of the team cheering with helmets and a classic “clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” - then the whole team running out onto the field and leaving an empty locker room with just Smash breaking down into tears....#art

-alright y’all I’m gearing up for the last episode of S2! Thanks to @lockitin for reminding me this is the writers’ strike season — I was in eighth grade then and remember being pissedddd about the shortened fourth season of “the office” — so I’m fully prepared for the abruptness to come.

-I love when they parallel showing the white church and the black church

-and Tim going to church just to see Lyla makes me laugh

-ooooof Jason you cannot put on this waitress you had a one night stand with the fact that this could be your only chance to have a baby!!! Omg this poor woman who just pointed out she, too, is NINETEEN.

-wait so is Riggins doing a sports show on a Christian radio station? What?

“I think you’re really hot. Your long hair reminds me of Jesus” -Christian girls being horny for Riggins LOL

-awww Saracen being like “okay Landry you’re gonna impress Tyra right now” before that football play was a cute friendship moment for those two

-aww I love how this Smash storyline is turning out with Coach Deeks whose had his eye on him for six years my heart 😭

-also unclear to me whether Logan Huntzberger the Preacher is a fully grown adult dating a high school senior?? Biggest teen drama pet peeve once again! Stop this!

-Tami is my heroine for just leaving Eric at the restaurant fighting with her ex. “see you at home, honey!”

-I’m sorry, is Jason gonna like actually convince this girl to have a baby with her one night stand at 19??? Oh lol wait THAT ended up being the cliffhanger of the whole season? Fucking hilarious.

well I made it through season 2!!! Super psyched for Season 3, Jay has been hyping me up for it. See y’all next time! (I’ll try to post more for season 3 bc this accidentally got long af.)

[puckngrind]

Skating Lessons part 7

Summary: Reader has a coffee date with Amy Jones and the bestie asks all the Josh questions.  

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex...

Word Count: 1992

Series Masterlist

“CBJ...CBJ...CBJ...”  Mason is yelling at the tv while in his Anderson jersey and pajama pants.  “Momma, look, Josh just did our special signal!” Mason was bouncing around while the commentators talked over the pre-game video.  Sure enough, Josh was standing there laughing with Seth and hitting pucks.  He then stops, does a spin and touches his head.  You laugh as Mason does the same thing.

“That’s awesome Sweetie!”  You laugh and take a video of Mason doing the move again to send to Josh.

Bethany plops on the couch next to you with coffee in hand and a look on her face.  “When did you and JOSH come up with this move, Maze?”  Your best friend had called Mason this since he was a baby.

Mason jumps on the couch between the two of you and announces that they came up with it a few skates ago.  You had witnessed this move before but didn’t realize your boys would do it every time you were at the ice.  NOW you realized Josh was connecting with Mason even on road trips.  Bethany shot you another look you could read without words.  She was annoyed that you hadn’t told her about any of this Josh stuff.  You bring your legs up causing your shorts to ride up.

“Momma, you are hurt.  What happened?”  Mason stops bouncing and hugs you.

“Uh, I ran into something at work.  I’m fine, Baby.  First score and you are headed to bed okay?  You can watch the game tomorrow.”  

Your face turns bright red as you here Beth say under breathe, “yeah, you fell on Josh’s face, huh?”  

“What Auntie Beth?”  Mason turned his attention to Bethany and you gave her a death look.

“Did you see Josh’s face?”  Beth recovers from her comment and you are sure she can feel your thoughts as she continues.  “I bet he scores first!”  She survived that slip up and Mason’s full attention is on the game.  Sure enough Josh has the puck and sails it to Seth who shoots it into the net.  

“GOOOOAAAALLLL” Mason shouts.  And with that you put Mason to bed and crashed on the couch to hear all the questions Bethany had about your relationship with Josh.  You answered the basics while watching the game.  The main question she asked was why she hadn’t heard about it and you avoided all her questions about how good the sex was.  

“That’s fine.  I can only imagine how mind blowing it is.”  Bethany pats your leg where Josh had marked you up.  You tuck your knees under your Anderson sweatshirt and you sit your coffee cup on your knees.  “So, what’s it like dating a professional athlete?”  Beth continues her questions as you stare at the game.  Thankfully the Blue Jackets were up by 3 and Josh had 2 assists so far.

“Beth, I’m going to be honest.”  You took a deep breath but kept looking at the game.  “When we are together I don’t even think about the fact that he plays hockey for a living.  Like he’s just Josh.  Obviously I KNOW he’s a professional athlete but he’s so much more than that.  And the other guys are so down to earth and they all love Mason so much.  He was star struck for a second but he’s so comfortable with them.  It’s weird and amazing.  YES!  BABY!”  Your confession is stopped by Josh landing one in the back of the net with 5 minutes left of the 3rd. 

Bethany brings you right back to the conversation as she takes in your celebration, “So you are really watching the game huh?”  You just shake your head as the minutes tick down.  “And you’ve hung out with the team?” “Well, we went down to the family room after the game...you know the one that someone took our pictures...” Your words catch in your throat but you continue,  “and a few of the guys came to the zoo with us Sunday.” “Wait, you got his teammates to go to the zoo with you three?”  Beth’s face was squished up trying process all of this.  She was not use to you dating at all and now this.

“Well, Josh invited a few of the boys so it didn’t look like a date after the social media stuff.  I’m meeting Amy Thursday because I have questions and Seth suggested we talk.” “I know I’ll get use to it but the fact that you just talked about the queen of hockey moms and her All-Star son like they are Sally and Jay next door is pretty crazy.”  You laugh because you hadn’t noticed it yourself how you weren’t starstruck by any of them.  Your phone vibrates and you see a text. 

Josh: I’m glad he saw it.  He looks adorable.  Is Bethany still there?  I want to Facetime when I get back to my hotel room. 😉

You: I’m not sure what you are planning but yes, she’s here but leaving.

“Ew, are you two...sexting?”  Bethany laughs but her eyebrows are furrowed.

“Um...no...”  You answer and she’s not convinced.  Beth leaves and you plop on your bed waiting for Josh to facetime you.

“There’s my girl!  Say hi to PL, (y/n).”  Josh gives you the look and pulls his phone back to see PL sitting behind him on the couch.  

“Hey Luc!  Mason asked when you were going to race him on the ice today.  I told him you might lose after all that ice cream.”  You giggle and PL just shakes his head.  

“So...the hotel messed up our block.  We are have roommates regardless...and PL called me.  I think he knew I’d call you.”  You see Josh look over at him and then his eyebrows moved to tell you more.  “Beth okay with everything?” “Yeah, I mean I was questioned the whole game.  I did see your three assists and goal Babe.  Nice job.”  Josh’s face turned red.  While you started watching more hockey on purpose you really never talked hockey with Josh much. He talked to Mason but not you which may be why you never thought about the fact that he was who he was when you were together.

The two of you talked a little more before PL started whining he couldn’t hear the movie he put on so you hung up with Josh.

“You must be (y/n)!” you here from behind you as you sit at a high top table in the corner of the little cafe down the street from the arena.  Amy Jones had her hands up coming in for a hug.  “The boys have told me so much about you already!  I was so excited to meet the girl who has stolen Josh’s heart.  He’s been waiting for you for so long you know.”  Amy was exactly what Bethany described her.  The queen of hockey moms and she was easy to talk to.  You talked all about her boys and how she was thankful social media really wasn’t a thing when they were growing up.  Being in the spotlight with kids and the lifestyle Josh, Seth, and the other boys have.  She was exactly what you needed.  

“Sweetie, I know you are worried but you just have to follow your heart and trust your gut.”  Amy puts you hand on yours as you swirl your spoon around your coffee.  “From everything Seth has told me, you are the most amazing mother and clearly you’ve done an amazing job.  Now am I saying Mason won’t find his way to some craze fans rant?  No.  It may happen but let Josh and his people deal with the crazy people.  Just love both of your boys and constantly make sure you are there for each other.”  Your eyes started to fill with tears at the thought Amy was putting in your brain.  “Plus, I’m always here for you too.  And Shelly will love you too.  She told me she cannot wait to meet you this weekend.”  You gulp at the thought of meeting Josh’s parents and Amy laughs.

“Are you sure?  I haven’t exactly met parents in awhile.”  You look down at your drink then up at Amy.  Her head was tilted to the side and she smiles.  

“Um, duh!  I’m just mad Seth didn’t see you first.”  She laughs and you feel yourself lighten up.  “Do you like pedis?  Maybe we can before I head out next weekend?  I usually drag Seth and Josh but I’d love a girls trip.”   She pops up and hugs you tight before dropping her hands to yours.  “Josh loves you and so will his family and all the other stuff with fall into place.  Just take it all in stride.”  

With that you leave with less questions about being with Josh and more dates with his world.

Josh: How did coffee with Amy go?

You: Amazing.  I cannot wait to see you tonight.

Josh: Tell Mace I added an extra move for you to our secret signal

You: Oh really?!?  Thankful the game starts at 5pm btw.  Mace will be able to catch most of it.

Josh: And I’ll be home sooner.  I gotta go.  ILY.

Just like Tuesday, You and Mason watching the game.  You mentioned to Mason that Josh put a new move on their signal that was meant to you.  Mason was intently watching and then Josh did it.  He spun around put his hand on his head and then drops it down to his heart and pumps it.  You are thankful it’s just Mason watching the game with you because your face immediately flush with Josh’s public declaration and you were turned on because while it was public no one really would knew what he’s doing.  The boys did funny things like sweep or pretend to fish so Josh’s spin move would be seen as nothing more than him being silly.  The signal would be special to just you and Mason.

The game started and it wasn’t going well.  While the boys were playing as hard as they were but calls were missed and shots were just not going in.  You put Mason to bed after the loss and waited for Josh’s text.  He didn’t so before you slid into bed you put a key under the mat and sent him a message about it.

You have no idea what time it is but you the covers move and Josh’s warm body slides in behind you.  He wraps his arm around you and pulls you in.  You moan is groggy as you rub your eyes to wake up.

“Go back to sleep, Babe.”  Josh whispers into your hair followed by kisses along your neck.  “I just want to lay like this with you.”  You turn slightly and reach your hand to his face.  He kisses your lips slightly.

“I’m glad you are back.  I missed you.”  You kiss him again and he groans.

“So my parents want to have dinner tomorrow.  With us and Mason.  I said it was fine but needed to check with you” Josh rubs your arm and goosebumps run right along with his fingers.

“Yeah, I guess.  And you can stay here tomorrow if you want?”  You say with ease.  Josh’s arms flex around you.

“Are you sure (y/n)?  What about...”  You place your lips on his to stop Josh from finishing his sentence.  

“I think I’m okay with it.  I’m pretty sure Mason is.  Plus I want to spend every moment I can with you.”  He kisses you again and you feel his lips curl up into a smile.

“That’s exactly what I was hoping for.”  Josh caresses your face.  “Now let’s get some sleep, okay?”  You nod in agreement and flip your body so your back is pressed against Josh’s naked chest.  “Maybe we can get up early and...”  With that you gave Josh an elbow into his abs and he chuckles.  “That wasn’t a no was it?”

It wasn’t...