#she's the morticia to my gomez

[starrierknight]

honestly i have literally 0 memories of semese street so. i probably watched it but i don't rememeber a thing so it's not much different. i can name like 5 characters and only because they're popular online

I can't remember if Bert and Ernie are sesame street characters, but @aikugo and I have a running joke that we are them LOL

[notdayle]

“Marry me”

“We are married 🖤”

“Marry me again”

[jurassicass]

Catherine zeta jones as morticia is the milf ever I’m frothing

[sysig]

They’re both so cute, what’s up with that (Patreon)

[raven-delamuerte]

"Romance and Horror cannot coexist"

Ma'am, this is the Addams Family you're talking about. Please read the source material 😭🙏

[writerswho]

[accidentally sets kitchen on fire]

Gomez: WE NEED AN ADULT!

Weems: WE'RE ARE ADULTS.

Gomez: OH SHIT.

Gomez: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET MORTICIA!

[spaceman-spaetzle]

they’re so t4t to me

[lillotte17]

One of my absolute favorite dialogues you can have with Astarion is after your Durge discovers that they're Bhaalspawn. (which is saying something bc he's got a lot of great dialogues tbh). He's been supportive of you up until now. Hells, he's even kind of into how much of a little freak you are if you're romancing him. But this? This is A Lot for him. His facial expressions are controlled. He chooses his words very carefully, not expressing a strong opinion of you resisting or submitting to your father's will.

You can tell he is already running the mental math in his head about how risky being with you is going to be going forward. He is very much just as freaked out about this as any of the "good aligned" companions. No harm in hedging his bets, though.

BUT if you choose the option to admit that you are scared, and you don't know how to fight back against someone as powerful as Bhaal, his whole demeanor shifts.

"You know, I didn't realize you and I were so alike. I- I felt paralyzed to do anything about Cazador for so many decades. I gave up on myself. I gave up on any hope of escape after a few lashes. Bhaal controls you in much the same way. I don't know how you can beat him, but I do know this; you must try. The half-life of a mind-addled slave is worse than death- don't become his. I wouldn't live another century as one for all the moonstones in Evereska."

Genuinely one of the most honest and introspective and vulnerable responses from him in the whole game. And the soft pleading desperate way he says, 'don't become his'??? I am feral. I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.

[morticiasmoonflower]

The Addams Family | Fester's Punctured Romance

[razzle-zazzle]

Augustus and Donatella?

I LOVE CANON MARRIED COUPLES WHO ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER I LOVE THAT DYNAMIC SO SO MUCH!!!!! I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!!!!! RAGH RAGH AUGH AUGH YES YES THEMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Why I don't like "Wednesday" the new Netflix series

Now, I was really hoping to not have anything negative to say about the new Wednesday series because I absolutely love The Addams Family and I love Tim Burton (bonus points if the music is by Danny Elfman which 98% of the time it is) but there were many problems I had with the series and I'm just going to talk about why.

1: They ruined Wednesday's relationship with her mother

I don't know about in the comics but in the original show, and the two movies (we do NOT count the abomination of those animated movies that came out recently) but Wednesday was always close with her mother, they complimented each other, and she looked up to Morticia and wanted to be like her. BUT FOR SOME REASON in the show Wednesday all of a sudden, hates (or at least it's shown that way) Morticia and says things like "I am nothing like you" "I don't want to be like you" even down to not having a romantic side like her mother using the same nicknames (like in the movie with the nerd) and I get that she's a teenager, but like that was a big part of her character imo.

2: The parents are godawfully annoying

They probably did this for the very reason that the show is called Wednesday and it's probably trying to get us to see through Wednesday's p.o.v so she'd find them annoying but like, their love being so sweet and genuine was one of the best parts in the show that was more for the older kids and adults to enjoy, and Wednesday ONLY SHOWED THAT IN THEIR FLASHBACK.

3: The show took away what The Addams were all about

The Addams were like outcasts to the "Normies" as the show likes to call them. And having Wednesday go to a school where she "fits in" because she really wasn't and outcast to the outcasts no matter what the show tries to trick you, but if she went to a "Normies" school instead of being expelled like in the first episode she could have been the Wednesday that the real Addams Family fans know and love.

4: The didn't even add one of the best characters from the movies

Joel (if I am getting that right) was such a cute addition to the movie, the dynamic that he had with Wednesday because they were such opposites were the highlights to the movie. He was a nerdy kid that liked to be alone, and she just liked to be alone. But I was pretty disappointed that they didn't choose to add him in and instead had the Coffee shop boy and Painter as love interests (I'm not going to include Wolfgirl since she isn't cannon to liking Wednesday, and she's too fucking annoying for me to handle)

5: Our classic Wednesday & Pugsley duo

I mean like how could you separate these two? and IK that Wolfgirl could be a (possible) substitute for the absence of Pugsley, but it is very disappointing to not see the duo back at it creeping out other kids and even plotting things against their friends/family but that was definitely a lose

6: They really shouldn't have had Wednesday go to a Walmart version of Monster High

One of the things that made The Addams Family THE ADDAMS FAMILY was the fact that they were just a family, like others but they were just different. Which is why the lyrics were

"They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family

Their house is a museum When people come to see 'em They really are a screaming The Addams family"

And I KNOW that this is just a different adaptation but how can you call it The Addams Family when you basically have her like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER SHE INTERACTS WITH. it just ruined that part, and she should have never been expelled for that piranha incident.

7: I'm not completely on board with the supernatural aspects

Actually, for this one I'm not really talking about her visions (don't get me wrong that whole aspect was definitely weird at first but I'm talking about Wolfgirl, Siren, Duce, Telekinesis boy, and maybe even painter boy (who I'm pretty sure is just like the nerd but anyways). Because The Addams WEREN'T ABOUT THAT they were about creeping other people out and I get that they had other friends like cousin IT and the kid WHAT but those were just tiny aspects, and they were rarely part of the movies and mostly there for parties. It just makes no sense for there to be a bunch of outcasts for THE ADDAMS FAMILY

Aside from those major things the more problems I have are with the other characters that she interacts with, mostly Wolfgirl that one really annoyed me Siren was more of a disagreement Wednesday had at the beginning but then got along with afterwards and she was pretty interesting.

I didn't entirely like the whole Monster Killer reveal, and how predictable it was or that whole grooming scenario but that whole storyline was more for the plot than anything.

but there are things I did like about the show:

Walmart Duce and Wolfgirls relationship (weather romance or not the puppy love is cute)

I like when they make Wednesday, Wednesday like how she enjoys digging up graves, or doesn't cry, or show affection

I did like the Coffee Shop kid and honestly, I think he needs help from Wednesday. He was after all groomed by that teacher (when I tell you I gaged watched that scene, I mean it) and she did use his mother against him and controlled him until he gave in which is really sad and I want Wednesday to help him

I did like painterboy too, he became pretty stiff afterwards but if they give him more development that'll be nice to see him interact with Wednesday (she seems to care for him at some extent to jump infront of the arrow for him)

I like Siren girl and the Mayors son, I want to see more interactions from them

THAT MORTICIA AND GOMEZ FLASHBACK IS EVERYTHING TO ME IK THAT WHOLE STORY WAS SO FREAKING PREDICTABLE BUT DAMN THE FACT THAT HE GOT ARRESTED FOR HER MADE MY HEART SKIP A BEAT

I did like the sheriff, IK he was an asshole to the Addams at first, but I liked when they finally made amends

Coffee shop kid and Wednesday's first date was pretty cute, but it would be 1000000000000x better with summercamp nerd

[rainbows-but-the-gay-kind]

i aim to be exactly like mortitcia addams in life for so many reasons.

Like one) she has an utterly DEVOTED husband, who not only like genuinely respects her, communicates with her and is in a healthy relationship. and they both work so they have their own time to do things they enjoy like she has her rose garden and he has his train things

two) literally works to support her kids in whatever, with her husband. also takes time to bond with them, and even if theyre doing stuff they dont really know about that they support them

three) gives no fucks. like shes the opposite of what people picture as a housewife and doesnt care

four) is also so kind and caring no matter what she might look like to some people. like sees the best in people she hasn't really met or knows

five) dresses with so much style and with such like a personal pizzazz, and with such an iconic sillouette, like you can recognise her based off her outfits

six) supports her husband as well in everything he does?? and the whole thing is theyre both addams. like its morticia who married into the family but u cant even tell. theyre just so healhty and i love them

Anyway i want to be her

[xbasement-baitx]

Also besties one of the people on my surgical team referred to my hair as Morticia level so I can die happy now

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

DITCH GOMEZ- MORTICIA HOLY FUCK THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HELLO?????

[squintsintwink]

All my female sims are either trashy fake plastic glam or dirty sewer rat grunge and there’s no in between???

[guard-en]

halloween butch drag king gomez' 👍👍 featuring my fucking HOTWIFE @crunchymochimoch this was post wedding so I look a little rough