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umm guys... i just found something while doing a quick library search- it's a Norwegian erotic novel basically translated to "Shot To Pieces by Mads Mikkelsen" written by Hedda H. Robertsen and published in 2008 about "a 19 year old girl named Alba who works in a bookshop in a small town in Norway. It's nearly Christmas and the store is filled with customers, but Alba only has eyes for one of them- a man in his forties from Copenhagen. She calls him Mads Mikkelsen and falls in love. She dresses up for him, chooses perfume and makeup in hopes that he'll notice her during their short conversations at the cash register. In her mind, however, she's already living a rich life with him. Because Alba makes Mads Mikkelsen a physical manifestation of her erotic fantasies, that only grow stronger and stronger. Finally, Alba's fantasies merge with her life in such a way that they can't be separated. For what is most real? What life is the truest?"
Guys, should i read this? (if there isn't one already, I could also translate it). I have never heard of this before, this sounds like a self-insert fanfic😂 right up my alley. can't believe this is a real, published book that they still sell in bookshops here
(i'm googling the author- this was her first novel. her FIRST novel. she was 20 when she wrote it, so this does really sound like a self-insert. slayyyy)
#this is insane#how does this exist#i want to know everything about it#mads mikkelsen#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#hannibal cast#hannibal tv show#hannigram#murder husbands#hannibal tv series#hannibal fandom#hannibal fanfiction#fannibals#hannibal the cannibal#reuben vents#mads mikkelsen fanfic
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Listen. Ok so like- my first full experience with the Phantom was the MazM game and god DAMN she's stupid at first literally does everything in her power to piss Erik off and put everyone in danger. Raoul is a piece of shit too he's just as bad as Erik if not WORSE because they romanticize his toxic behavior while they demonize Erik's like they both stalk her and force to love only them and like??? The fuck Christine girl GET OUT OF THERE.
She def grew on me after the 4th time I played it but damn she pissed me off so much i straight up deleted ir because I could NOT....then reinstalled because well I was curious
I GOT BEEF WITH THE OTHER CHRISTINES TOO!! like the one in the 1990 series has a super gentle Erik yes? He puts the boundary of the mask, she keeps pressing on it FORCING HIM, gives a stupid ass speach just to kinda manipulate him AND THEN HE!! LITETAL TEARS IN HIS EYES SHAKING OF HOW SCARED HE IS!! TAKES OF HER MASK AND SHE JUST FAINTS LIKE GIRL YOU CANNOT GO ON A RANT ABOUT HOW "If your mother held you in your arms and still could love you and your face I will too" AND THEN FAINT!! DRANATIC ASS YOU GRR HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU
Then others like in the 2000...? 2004??? Movie shes so funny like she's thirsting so bad for Erik but when Raoul appears she's like "oh right he's my love oopsie I DONT LOVE YOU ERIK AHAHA"
And idk not all Christine are bad but ive seen enough bad ones to generally dislike her until proven otherwise idk bahahha
Raoul I either dont care about or hate, no im between
Erik I love... I made... bunch of fanart of him lemme span real quick bahah also self insert bc I'm cringe and free that man deserves to be loved
He was my fixation before I went to see deadpool lmao hi
Omg... poolverine Phantom of the Opera AU....
HELLO DO YOU LIVE IN MY HEAD
i'm literally doing a poolverine redraw of the falsettos playbill rn omg (and kay @/weedwilson is doing wicked) BUT ANYWAY ANYWAY no you are so right bc LET ME COOK!!!
like the entire premise is that erik (the phantom in the book) grew up shunned and was literally a subject of a human zoo all because he was born disfigured. and he was outcast to the point where he had to live in the shadows and not show his face so everyone either thought he was a ghost or a monster. but he's just HUMAN and he craves human connection and a muse and he just wants to be LOVEDDDDD and christine was the only person who saw him but even then half of that was pity. and like fine if you include the sequel love never dies she does truly love him but just from the book/musical she leaves for something better and it's SO SAD
but yeah i've been sitting on this... i could write a fic but i've also had a vision of drawing them in this scene specifically (wanted to do one for good omens too but never got around to finishing it)
but also i've been wanting to draw wade in this masquerade outfit too just because it's gorgeous and always catches my eye
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couldn't decide which version I liked so I put both, but I really like using the colour dodge blending mode thingy ngl (right image)
also I cant stop making new outfits for my vestige like I lowkey like this one better than her main outfit lol but that just means I cooked too much so a win is a win
#Also giving her a karmaband and jhumka earrings because she is a desi girl💯#eso#the elder scrolls#tesblr#elder scrolls#elder scrolls online#tes online#tes art#esofam#eso oc#artists on tumblr#art#the elder scrolls online#artwork#digital art#illustration#my art#drawings#illust#oc art#oc: irene maristella#breton#self insert#tes
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SKETCH DUMP OF STUFF ILL NEVER FINISH (plus a hug for @sun-e-chips’s waterspark moon cause he never got one… mb chat)
#this isn’t all Fnaf stuff ikkk…#but like..#yes#buzzydraws#fnaf security breach#Oc#yes a few of these are self inserts so what.#the Oc with hornsss i might not ever elaborate on#the giant squid is Venus#mermay but late teehee#some of these are like a year old#ft toothless#and also the girl with plant powers#she’s from a marvel shifting world#ignore her#but she’s silly#ignore the fact that some of these are really messy it’s sketch dump for a reason#also have a happy sun from the waterspark au#because why not#plus moonman getting his hug
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NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????
anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3
#WHAT ARE THEY EVEN HATING???? THE THREE LINES ABOUT HER WE GET TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY SHE IS???? TF???#AT LEAST SOME HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT THEY HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHES WRITTEN SO HORRIBLY IN FANFICS#YEAH CAUSE ALL THE DRACO SUCK UPS NEED TO GET HIS ACTUAL WONDERFUL WIFE OUT THE WAY TO SELF INSERT THEMSELVES AS AN UNRECOGNISIBLE HERMIONE#OR MAKE HIM SOME WEIRD LITTLE DEFENCELESS TWINK THATS BEING FORCED INTO AN ARRANGE MARRIAGE W/ A MEAN EVIL WOMAN SO HARRY CAN COME SAVE HIM#OHHHH YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HATE FANFICTION IM SO ANGRY#THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY DISCERNING FANON FROM CANON IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN#SHUT UP OH MY GOD#im so mad#ASTORIA GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺#JUST SO YOU KNOW DRACO WOULD HATE ALL OF YOU FOR SAYING THIS SHIT 🗣🗣🗣#this is not directed at any dramione or drarry fans who actually give astoria some sense of justice i dont hate all of you <3#JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO MY GIRL#astoria greengrass#astoria malfoy#drastoria#hpcc#i cannot comprehend that this angel of a woman HAS HATERS??????#fucking crazy out here bro#harry potter fans are something else oml#i hate tiktok gonna delete my entire account now ive had enough#/j
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kinda niche but i think it might resonate with a couple of folks here
#iykyk#trans#i just think she's neat#she's not a self insert because she's a girl#also she's happy and expressive and comfortable in her body and not depressed at all#no i'm fine#i just really like writing her okay#i spend all day thinking about writing her and thinking how she would react to things in my life#very normal writer things#getting into her head just makes me feel better#why am i crying? nothing's wrong#except... i haven't been able to write her in a couple of days#oh no. oh no.
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pretty minor thing to think about, but i find it interesting how chapter 7 is the first chapter illustration to show chizuutan as chizuru (instead of chuutan)
like, i get it’s a flashback chapter, but we hardly got to see her as chizuru in the previous few chapters thus far… maybe we’ll get to see more of her as her true self after the hiyori fight/make up? only future chapters may tell, i guess…
#there’s like 5 weeks to go till chapter 6 is released into the rest of the world and i m n o t r e a d y—#man. chapter 5 still manages to ruin my mood no matter how many times i read it… man.#i was having so much fun with renren and concon and the 3 stooges and th e n.#imagine putting on a (somewhat) perfect/cute act to hide your true self because you know you’re unlovable the way you are#but then someone else runs along and screws up every step of the way without putting on any airs and is adored for it anyway…#i imagine chapter 6 will be much worse. especially since the start of the flashback begins there…#i sincerely hope the flashback ends in chapter 7 bc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#though. considering where we are now in the series. i think there’s a chance that vol 2 will come out at the end of december#ch 8 will prolly start to drop somewhere around the later half of november so it seems about right…#b u t if there’s the preorder bonus manga for vol 2 in dec can we have santa girl chuutan in it p l s—#i think we’ll need an incredibly cute bonus feature to lift the mood from whatever the heck’s going on with vol 2’s chapters#bc. idk. im sensing some self hatred with this one chizuchan… it’s as though she can only love herself if she’s dolled up as chuutan…#like. even in her aizo self-insert delusions she’s thinking of herself as chuutan… maybe im reading too much into this. hm.#but then again she even puts on makeup when she’s at home in her own room…#w a i t a sec what if this wack behaviour only came about bc of what’s about to be revealed in the flashbacks. wait. no. w h a t if—#i hope manga chizuchan will be able to love herself properly soon… we all love you chizuchan~~~~~~~~~~#this. too. is our oshi no—#dammit why is something set in the same universe as the [redacted] anime making me feel things??? i hate itttttttttt#anyways. wh. what if one of the h10w turns out to be an anime adaptation of the chizuchan manga#and they’re just waiting on. like. the final vol to announce it.#it’d make the most sense for an anime series at this point… since chizuchan is marketable and it’s set in the same anime verse#so there’s no inconsistencies to retcon and such…#but!!!! most importantly!!!!!! we’d be able to see animated renren and concon!!!!!!!#…but something like this will only appear in my delusions huh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#mousou dake no kawaikute gomen anime#ok that’s enough thinking for the day; back to kimikawaii mv g o o d b y e~~~~#chizuutan chizpost
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hi! this is going to be a long post about my hs self insert ^_^ + with additional lore! uh, i talk as if she's a separate person, hope that's okay!
cred for sprites & picrew(s): sprite & picrew
the rest under cut !
before, hs ashley basically just looked like this !
(there's two variants because i had many ideas)
her name is actually ashley property! and it has stayed because i love it so much ^_^
i actually REALLY love the hs sprite(s) of her so very much but i want to redo it, i just been very forgetful lately and haven't really decided to redo her sprite unfortunately >_<
she does actually look nearly similar to her sprite, but there are parts that i really want to rework and sort of redo; for instance the fact she's in all black! that is NOT what she wears all the time i assure you!
another thing about the old ver of hs ashley is the fact that i decided to create a cameo guardian for her to fit the criteria, i guess. his name was jax! he was purely made because i get really interested in classpects. although, he's not really fully fledged out or anything. a part of me doesn't even want to add him in the new version of ashley actually ^^;;
another thing about this version is the fact she has literal NO LORE WHATSOEVER. in all honesty, i just could NEVER THINK OF LORE FOR HER. so she got nothing. she was just. kind of there. and that was that. and nothing else.
to be completely honest with you, she was plain even if i absolutely adored her more than anything on this planet ...
now for the new and improve ashley ^_^
^^^ ISN'T SHE SO PRETTY GUYS I LOVE HER SO MUCH
new and improve ashley my love !!!! she makes me so happy :D
i'm still working on a lot of things with this version of her ! but i'm trying to stray away from like the entire ...... typical stuff, but it's still pretty much with her as i didn't take it away or anything, just focusing more on the game stuff makes ME upset because i only focus on that and yadda yadda whatever!
this time, i actually have lore and how she ends up with everyone. but because i don't follow the comic anymore or really anything, a lot of it is my interpretation (and the fact the game doesn't really "exist" but does exist because of them having "powers"? i guess? i can probably talk about it in a different post but yeah! i just don't care about the game or the rest of the characters sorry)
so, the lore for ashley on how she got in the beta/alpha kids' timeline is this:
ashley's timeline somehow got corrupted. a lot of that is purely unknown and she doesn't even know *why* her timeline got corrupted. but she ends up in their timeline, kind of just appearing from thin air. quite literally.
although she basically FELL FROM THE SKY. long story short: she is unable to get back to her timeline. a part of me thinks that she was SUPPOSED to be in the beta/alpha timeline, but something happened for an error to occur, thus her being in the null timeline.
if that's too much for you, just know that she's unable to get back to her timeline and is stuck in the timeline she's quote on quote "supposed" to be in.
because of this happening, she doesn't know if her own family is alive or well, or they'll appear in this timeline—i'll call it the OG timeline, AKA original timeline (as it's canon and so forth. sorry for the technicalities). however, i have no ideas for her family yet, maybe i'll add jax but i also highly doubt it. i don't know! don't want to add too much to my plate, so that's in the backburner for the time being!
knowing this information, ashley being in a completely new place—new timeline—she is alone, like completely so alone and the only thing she sees is like four people. which as much as she's already wary of her surroundings and already hypervigilant on where she is, she does at the very go over to them; or they go over to her.
won't get into HUGE details on that! but i absolutely adore the betas and she will be honestly afraid to even get to close to them. i had the thought of her being this fearful to get close to people because of her ending up in the og timeline, being alone, and without really any familiar faces to see. ashley has this sort of thought of if she gets close to them, something bad would happen to *them* and she doesn't want that! considering that they seemed to offer hospitality and are cordial with her (well, for the most part, most of them seem friendly. even if using the term friendly is a stretch on talking on some), she would feel awful if something bad happened to them at her expense.
in all honesty, i didn't want her to just be a self insert for dave tbh... i want her to have her own like background and story, and lore, and relationships with the other characters! i also like doing silly scenarios with the other characters with her! it's very fun ^_^
as well as that, some other information that may be crucial later: her handle is: poltergeistBlossom, her hex colour is #FF6DC6
#this is such a LONG POST USDHSGJDFGFDHDFH#it was supposed to be me just showing off the two versions of ashley or things that are different i guess????#it ended up being a lore.....#i am working on her template actually ^_^ it has game stuff and all that but that's more for me than anything as this isn't really.....#much of a game au#like no-game au i guess because i like that a lot but has elements to it i guess???#i'm not using the actual name of the game just for personal preference and all that!#i hope you all like her BECAUSE I DO#I LOVE HER WAHHHHHHHHHHH BEST GIRL EVER#??? i'm never usually this attached to self inserts but she is so special to me and i love her so very much#btw because i didn't mention it: ashidave is kind of slow burn (not really) and person a fell first but person b fell harder for ref#<- maybe more tropes if i think about it#i just like slow burn okay leave me ALONE#anywayyyyyyyyyy#hmm her tag#s/i: ashley property#<- BINGO WAS HIS NAME O#why am i the way that i am#ashley talks
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So, guess who's Steven Universe trash now?
After being convinced by my fellow Starfighters to give the series a shot, I've since fallen in love with it only fifteen or so episodes in, and I just had to whip up a design for what my Gemsona would look like! MASSIVE shout-out to @stephysalcido and @minxxikuo for collaborating with me on her design— it wouldn't have been possible without them! 💚✨
#⭐ Star's Art ⭐#Star's Self-Inserts#Star's OCs#Steven Universe#Gemsona#Gem OC#Reference Sheet#Coolness#It has only been ten days since I started watching Steven Universe...#... and I am already in the possession of a Cheeseburger Backpack replica.#And in case anyone is curious— even the cheese is a pocket!#As I mentioned in the post I'm going at a relatively slow pace and have only seen the front half of season one#Though if anyone happens to be reading these tags... I certainly wouldn't mind a few more SU-obsessed mutuals#I've always said that if I were to have a Steven Universe S/I that I would base them off the igneous rock Mica#Because tell me that ISN'T the perfect thing to base a Gemsona off of.#We decided that a 'magical girl' motif would fit her perfectly and that she should have more faded colors akin to the mineral itself#And in terms of build she very much resembles how I look in person too. You don't see an S/I like that all too often!#Once I watch more of the series I'll make a part two to this post detailing more character information on Mica#Such as her backstory... her personality... her abilities...#... and her one true love 💞
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So anyways i was gonna wait for like a HUGE ref to put together
BUT im impatient and i have a short attention span!!
Here's me! Here is Jazz!! Puppetsona!!
Just a head shot for NOW!
ReDesigning her! And honestly if she isnt kinda different everytime i draw her, i probably died, cause i'm the MOST inconsistent person there is!! And she is too!!
She is a bear!!
She is so so Hyper and Happy!!
and she's silly! and she's doting!
and she's yearning! and shes fussy! and overBearing! (ahahaha)
and she struggles sometimes to process new things but she's figuring that out too!
She is WHIMSICAL and she's loving!
and she looks at the world with wide and sparkling eyes!!
and she believes in Magic!!
She is simply! a Collector!! She collects everything that makes her Happy! Toys, Art, Stones, Flowers, Coins, Teapots, Clown dolls, Art supplies,Memories, Dreams, and any little random thing!!
You will probably see me doodle her and change her hair, her colors, her clothing,her height, ect, but here is a taste of the sort of things she wears!!
She Doesn't wear shoes!!
and she IS! a little bit magical
Those pockets are deeper than they should be!
and Things simply seem to happen around her!!
She has a Hugtime Bracelet! Yes, from Trolls!!
Because i said she can!!
Feel free to ask me Any questions about her!!
#awaa ok ok but i WILL continue to slowly eat at the outfit request!!#i just!! wanted people to know her!!#and im just so slow and i get distracted easily ;w;#so i want you guys to know her even before im done with her!!#oh i should do color pallete challenge with her sometimes#that would help me play with her!!#i know not many will be interested in my silly bear girl#but I love her!!#oh and the fish are very important!#because she is dreamy and poetic and thoughtful too!!#the other side of the coin!#silly but thoughtful!!#oh tags!!#welcome home oc#persona#jazz#self insert#wally darling#tagging him because YEP she loves him!!!#oh he is very special to her!!#oh this silly bear is madly in love!!!#jazzart
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my delulu ass is hoping Lyra MIGHT be part Armenian bc her shadow thing (I can’t spell sillouhetette) just screams Armenian but ik she’s not gonna be 😔
#because she don’t got an Armenian last name but what if her mom was armenkan#Idk I’m delulu asf#Also she dances???#Like I’m not saying only Armenian people dance butttttt#She has to be at least a lil middle eastern#Begging in my knees#i’m obsessed#the inheritance games#lyra kane#phone girl#Also adding this last min but it would be kind of self insert for me 🤭🤭🤭#reverie’s daydreams
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Hello! If you don't mind me asking can you lore dump about your self insert/oc?
Oh sure! I’m not sure if you’re here cuz of my dbh reblogs or my katemond tag, so I’ll just take about Kathy!
This is my little Mortuary Assistant self insert Kathy Cordero!
(my most recent drawing of her lol X3)
She’s 24 years old and Raymond’s student. She moved to Connecticut from the midwest to pursue her life-long dream of being a mortician. She fails the entrance exam twice before getting in. She’s being financially supported by her parents, but they’re slowly backing out of supporting her so she works at a diner where she gets bullied lmao (also not so coincidentally the same one Raymond goes to often)
#my favorite girlfailure ever#She ends up quitting because she refuses to be taken advantage of but that leaves her out of a job whoopsies#mr delver please save meee#womby art#she’s just my silly girl#she looks up to Raymond a lot before finding the shenanigans going on at River Fields#also thanks for the ask that made me so happy :’3c#sorry if you were asking about my dbh self insert :’0#they both go through a lot of shit but they have each other which is awesome
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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!! here's Plushy with the cheesiest line i could think of that fits her!!
since last time i've posted, i've been working on more stuff for Plushy and her story!! (mostly characters, setting, building designs, a bit more on the plot and also a name for the story in which i have a whole list of potential titles vnedvnwonjbo) but for now, Plushy has a brand new look!! i feel like this outfit makes her look more silly and rambunctious!!
hopefully soon i can finish the last two designs for the main cast so that i can share them with you all!! one just needs more detail and the other i have to figure out a good outfit for!!
#original character#oc#puppet oc#puppet character#cartoon art#magical girl#magical girl oc#mahou shoujo#yeah i'm tagging this as magical girl because technically she is one??? sorta??? she gets a cool magic staff basically#digital art#digital artist#Plushy Cottontail#tbh i am really excited to work on this and show all the neat lil ideas i have thought up for all the characters!!#also to note: Plushy isn't a WH fan character or self insert anymore and is her own thing now!! so pls don't tag her as that!!#and i'm still deciding how much i should make for her story now... i definitely know i'll make the comic be the main thing...
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Grrggh...good morning everypony = w = I rewatched the episode of the ppg reboot where Utonium gets a girlfriend...
#jane journals#self insert talk#🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬#i woke up at 5 in the gah damn morning and MY HEADPHONES are gone so im gonna have to ride the bus w/o them >:[#hell on earth 10 dead 4 missing!!!#and i choose to do this before i go ajfjg#anyways this sucks#like im not bothered by love interests but this whole reboot is ass and the characters are badly written#but theres like....at least one or two cute moments where utonium is smooth with it >//<#it cant even get the FIRST THING RIGHT ABOUT HIM THO#in literally THE FIRST EPISODE he says that spiders creep him out and they basically just. not even ignore but contradict it entirely#for why? the purpose of this ep where the love interest studies spiders and turns into one ig#they could say that hes PRETENDING to like them because he likes her. but they didnt do that#ALSO why spider? why not werewolf? that would be hot#and the love interest is that bland brand of 'adorkable' thats so disingenuous#on the other hand i DO like spiders. and the way she talks to one and like treats it like a pet...yeah id do that ._.#and idk they always write utonium as way more harsh than he'd usually be especially with bubbles#he wouldnt tell her shes being SELFISH by not wanting to give away her last piece of popcorn to a spider#especially when she barely got any#maybe he'd remind her that its GOOD to be generous BUT NOT CALL HER SELFISH#but yeah....theres maybe a moment or two 😒#like when his love interest spoils a whole MOVIE for the girls and ofc theyre upset#but he holds her face and says 'everything i need to see is right here'...>//<#THAT was smooth#and idk they don't play with the idea of the girls wanting to break them up ENOUGH#they just write one fake email and its done. then spider reveal#it sucks maybe i shouldnt have started my day this way 😂😂😂#whatever hopefully work is good!!#and i always have og utoniom to think about 🥺👉👈💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘
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So, I had this little incorrect quote with Hades, Persephone, and Mother Gothel in the Dreamlight Valley universe in my head all day yesterday and just had to post it lmao
CW: suggestive dialogue 🔞 (minors dni)
Mother Gothel: Oh, Hades! Glad I found you, dear. You do plan on returning that bottle of olive oil I let you borrow yesterday, don’t you?
Hades: Oh right, the olive oil I had to trade ya 30 shiny citrines for just so I could borrow it to make a meal for my dinner date with Persephone last night. Yeah…about that…
Mother Gothel: Ugh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve lost it.
Hades: No, I just uh…used all of it. Sorry ‘bout that, babe.
Mother Gothel: All of it!? You mean to tell me that you used up an entire bottle of olive oil for a meal that serves two…deities? I know Persephone has a rather…hearty appetite, but —
Hades: Yeah, I’m gonna cut ya off right there before ya say something you deeply regret. But, no I didn’t use that much for our dinner…I uh…needed it for something else. Well, actually Persephone and I needed it for something…after dinner.
Mother Gothel: (skeptical) You both made a dessert with olive oil?
Hades: Not exactly.
Mother Gothel: Then what on earth did you need it for?
Hades: *smirks* Whaddya think we needed it for?
Mother Gothel: I don’t… *expression quickly switches from confused to disgusted* Oh my god.
Hades: Funny, y’know, Persephone said the same thing to me last night. Good thing it wasn’t extra virgin, know what I mean, eh?
Mother Gothel: I wish I didn’t. Consider this the last time you borrow anything from me.
Hades: (sarcastically) Aw, what a shame.
Later that day…
Persephone: So, did you talk to Gothel about the olive oil?
Hades: Yeah, I had the displeasure of chatting with her earlier today.
Persephone: She wasn’t upset about you accidentally knocking it off the counter and breaking it, was she?
Hades: Eh, she was a little peeved, but she’ll get over it. She usually does.
Persephone: True, but she’s probably never gonna let you borrow anything from her ever again after this.
Hades: Yeah, probably not.
#I haven’t started Storybook Vale yet (I will soon!) but I like to think Hades doesn’t like Mother Gothel lmao#because she’s always passive aggressively insulting Persephone (and eveyone else in the valley)#and NOBODY messes with his girl#also fun fact: I read that the ancient Greeks actually did use olive oil for lube so the more you know I guess lmaoooo#suggestive#slightly not safe for work#minors dni#🔞#disney#hades#Hercules#disney’s hercules#persephone#disney hades#hades disney#Dreamlight valley au#hades hercules#persephone oc#disney oc#hercules oc#self insert oc#oc x canon#incorrect disney quotes#hades x persephone#persephone x hades#persephades#mother gothel
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I didn’t even know fanfic was a thing until I was 30, but if I had, you can bet baby me would have been writing her heart out.
#about me#fanfic#it probably would have been weird straight cowboy fic based on John Wayne movies#cuz that was the only media I was able to watch on a regular basis#but god I wanna read that horrible fic I would have written#I would have had so much fun!#I basically just wrote fic in my head tho#cuz I had an ongoing story I’d play out where my name was JD Cahill#which was John Wayne’s character in one of the movies except the JD stood for Josephine Deneah cuz it was girl me#and she was 18 but she took over the family ranch#and everyone respected and feared her#and she would sling her guns and scare of the men who tried to take the ranch from her#and boss the cowboys around#and of course all the men fell in love with her because she was tough and beautiful#good times#basically I wrote self insert fic in my head
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