#I haven’t started Storybook Vale yet (I will soon!) but I like to think Hades doesn’t like Mother Gothel lmao

[persephoneflowerpetals]

So, I had this little incorrect quote with Hades, Persephone, and Mother Gothel in the Dreamlight Valley universe in my head all day yesterday and just had to post it lmao

CW: suggestive dialogue 🔞 (minors dni)

Mother Gothel: Oh, Hades! Glad I found you, dear. You do plan on returning that bottle of olive oil I let you borrow yesterday, don’t you?

Hades: Oh right, the olive oil I had to trade ya 30 shiny citrines for just so I could borrow it to make a meal for my dinner date with Persephone last night. Yeah…about that…

Mother Gothel: Ugh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve lost it.

Hades: No, I just uh…used all of it. Sorry ‘bout that, babe.

Mother Gothel: All of it!? You mean to tell me that you used up an entire bottle of olive oil for a meal that serves two…deities? I know Persephone has a rather…hearty appetite, but —

Hades: Yeah, I’m gonna cut ya off right there before ya say something you deeply regret. But, no I didn’t use that much for our dinner…I uh…needed it for something else. Well, actually Persephone and I needed it for something…after dinner.

Mother Gothel: (skeptical) You both made a dessert with olive oil?

Hades: Not exactly.

Mother Gothel: Then what on earth did you need it for?

Hades: *smirks* Whaddya think we needed it for?

Mother Gothel: I don’t… *expression quickly switches from confused to disgusted* Oh my god.

Hades: Funny, y’know, Persephone said the same thing to me last night. Good thing it wasn’t extra virgin, know what I mean, eh?

Mother Gothel: I wish I didn’t. Consider this the last time you borrow anything from me.

Hades: (sarcastically) Aw, what a shame.

Later that day…

Persephone: So, did you talk to Gothel about the olive oil?

Hades: Yeah, I had the displeasure of chatting with her earlier today.

Persephone: She wasn’t upset about you accidentally knocking it off the counter and breaking it, was she?

Hades: Eh, she was a little peeved, but she’ll get over it. She usually does.

Persephone: True, but she’s probably never gonna let you borrow anything from her ever again after this.

Hades: Yeah, probably not.