#mr delver please save meee

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stink stink

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my tma self-insert would do this and gives Mr. Delver a good scare

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*trying to resuscitate him* he needs some fat pussy on his face STAT!!

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I love my fictional old man that suffers from intense feelings of inadequacy

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“The truth is, I’m a lonely old man.”

Do you know how much this makes me want you

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true raymond fuckers wanted him before the sixth ending came out

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sometimes I forget raymond isnt just some pathetic old dude and he’s actually pretty accomplished. He owns his own business and he’s very academically advanced to the point where he’s a teacher. I also like the way he talks to the demon audrey like I’m so proud of him. He’s pretty good at lying and making you feel sympathetic to him sometimes despite knowing nothing about him. (at least I think this) and he does a good enough job of pretending to be a normal professional man (if you don’t get to the point of demonic contact with river fields)

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ughh I love his intense guilt when one of his female assistants die. He’s always reminded of his mother and his own inadequacies. She was a piece of shit that Raymond hates for probably good reasons but it still obviously has taken blows at his self-esteem and his role as a reliable mentor in others’ lives ooughh… also does not help that he’s had at least one long term relationship that has failed before lol

in his eyes he’ll never be a good man and it pushes him further in his isolation and big baby tendencies

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want to have my favorite geezer in the whole world’s head on my lap as I stroke his hair and he snores all contentedly

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why does he look so evil here…

like wth back up skeletor get outta my face!! >0<

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raymond looksmaxxing and mewing before and after

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he look like he eat great value/store brand chips

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New hc: Mr. Delver watched Gumby a lot as a kid

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this might just be my ideas spilling over about my other favorite old men but i think he would wrap his arms around someone’s waist but in a pathetic “please dont leave me” kind of way

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I need to be rubbing his bulge while we kiss after a bad confrontation

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I could never be rebecca because the first thing I’d do after I clock in is ride raymond