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my tma self-insert would do this and gives Mr. Delver a good scare
#mr delver please save meee#kathy genuinely tweaking in the middle of her shift#also reminds me of my papa but that’s irrelevant
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*trying to resuscitate him* he needs some fat pussy on his face STAT!!
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I love my fictional old man that suffers from intense feelings of inadequacy
#mr delver please save meee#god I want to kiss him and tell him I love him but I also wanna waterboard the truth out of him
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“The truth is, I’m a lonely old man.”
Do you know how much this makes me want you
#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#mr delver please save meee#please let me suckle on those balls goddamn
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true raymond fuckers wanted him before the sixth ending came out
#real#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#mr delver please save meee#I’m speaking my truth#I’ll tag this in the fandom this time#the mortuary assistant#raymond delver
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sometimes I forget raymond isnt just some pathetic old dude and he’s actually pretty accomplished. He owns his own business and he’s very academically advanced to the point where he’s a teacher. I also like the way he talks to the demon audrey like I’m so proud of him. He’s pretty good at lying and making you feel sympathetic to him sometimes despite knowing nothing about him. (at least I think this) and he does a good enough job of pretending to be a normal professional man (if you don’t get to the point of demonic contact with river fields)
#mr delver please save meee#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#he is quite pathetic but I want him#also honorable mentions:#his website formatting#his extensive database of demons#his constant ability to escape consequences like idk#having his mortuary swatted or investigated#it may just be because he’s a white man tho
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ughh I love his intense guilt when one of his female assistants die. He’s always reminded of his mother and his own inadequacies. She was a piece of shit that Raymond hates for probably good reasons but it still obviously has taken blows at his self-esteem and his role as a reliable mentor in others’ lives ooughh… also does not help that he’s had at least one long term relationship that has failed before lol
in his eyes he’ll never be a good man and it pushes him further in his isolation and big baby tendencies
#mr delver please save meee#its okay tho im big baby also#he just needs someone to guide and like him for once
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want to have my favorite geezer in the whole world’s head on my lap as I stroke his hair and he snores all contentedly
#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#mr delver please save meee#I want to run my hands through that hair#feelin his scalp#relaxed face and un-tense shoulders#ugh i wanna see him blush like a school girl when he wakes up on my soft thighs#your so called “daddy dom” is purring on my lap like a kitty >:3
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why does he look so evil here…
like wth back up skeletor get outta my face!! >0<
#mr delver please save meee#get your gaunt fuckin face and your hot ass breath away from me#go away go away#go logan go away#sinners sinners sinners sinners#looketh away at the slutteth children
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raymond looksmaxxing and mewing before and after
#mr delver please save meee#i dont know what else to add here#i dont think much#just about that old man#and his hair#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor
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he look like he eat great value/store brand chips
#mr delver please save meee#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#I think he’d like salt and vinegar flavor#he seems like the kind of guy that eats chips that give you the worst smelling breath
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New hc: Mr. Delver watched Gumby a lot as a kid
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this might just be my ideas spilling over about my other favorite old men but i think he would wrap his arms around someone’s waist but in a pathetic “please dont leave me” kind of way
#mr delver please save meee#he’d just be pathetic like that….#he isnt openly emotional but you can just sense the desperation#he’s probably about this close to begging people to just stay with him so he doesnt have to face The Horrors™️ alone#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor
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I need to be rubbing his bulge while we kiss after a bad confrontation
#mr delver please save meee#katemond core#perfect way to get through marital issues (guilt depression impending sense of doom directly caused by the other person and having to#thug it out with em anyway)
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I could never be rebecca because the first thing I’d do after I clock in is ride raymond
#I just cant be around that man#my lust would overwhelm me#just silly gal thoughts horhorhor#mr delver please save meee#after i COCK in
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