#she's dead tired btw

[kurohaai]

Bloodswap Ofi's ordeal look Full body design under the cut

[tealgoat]

Isabeau Secret Quest

Writing from @the-bitter-ocean

< “…Why now hm? Why did you wait until now to say anything?” >

< “That’s so typical of you isn’t it, Isabeau?”>

< “You thought it was better to not do anything.”>

<“You’re the kind of person that prefers to watch things happen and hope for the best.“>

<“…And Look where that got us! Blinding nowhere!”>

< You can't stop yourself from talking. >

< The loop is already at its endpoint. >

< Nothing you do will matter. >

< None of the choices you do will change the ending. >

< You press further.>

< “.. But ah.. that’s alright! You tried. You managed to say something for once even if it doesn’t matter! Congratulations!” >

[blueskittlesart]

swings with you. i think sidon is the perfect capsulation of how men and mlm ships take precedent. he's a fairly boring character 😭 the only thing he really has going for him is that he's hot and "himbo" so ppl r obsessed w shipping him w twink link.

why are conversations about sidon so predominant when the narrative of totk is so clearly putting more focus on zelda. can she have one thing im begging here

thank god im not the only one. christ. like i feel like the only thing sidon has going for him is that he's a hot man. his story is like. fairly straightforward 'i had a family member who died and i am grieving her' which like. multiple other characters in botw had. i would argue that the other champions in botw had more interesting stories than him (riju's struggles to lead her people at age FOURTEEN, teba fighting for his son and the future of his family, etc etc.) sidon isn't a BAD character by any means but he wasn't a GREAT character either and i NEVER saw any chemistry between him and link. 90% of what people seem to like about him is just. fanon shit. can we please just drop him and talk about women for once i am begging

[comfied-chriterature]

HMGNGLJF THE WAY HANYA SOUNDED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL THE MOMENT SHE HEARD HER SISTER

[sphnyspinspin]

The General

— — —

The fight was over…this stranger that came out of nowhere got the jump on them. Arcee was pinned down underneath the newcomer’s left pede, Bumblebee was being held by his neck by only a singular, huge, servo, and Breakdown was decommissioned, as he was practically hurled across clearing. This stranger wore a decepticon badge across their chassis, and with that in mind, guess it would make sense for them to attack a seemingly defenseless autobot squadron when the opportunity arose. Despite one member of the group having a decepticon badge, that didn't stop them from being attacked by someone who was from the same faction apparently.

And then the stranger finally spoke, “Now that that’s settled…so tell me…how, and why, are you here?” staring straight into Bee’s optics as he was too banged up to properly escape the decepticon’s grip on his neck.

With gritted dente and a wince from the yellow autobot, he was just about to speak up until he was interrupted by Arcee’s strained reply, “Who wants to know? I-I take it that you’re not-ugh, from around h-here. Are ya?” as she was struggling to find some sort of bearing, she kept trying to hoist herself up, but the big pede connected to an even bigger bot kept pushing her back into place.

Looking down at the pink autobot underneath their pede, “That’s confidential. And I wasn’t asking you.” Then the weight underneath their pede suddenly shifted as they slowly added more of their weight onto Arcee’s already beaten up frame.

There might as well be a large footprint embedded into her chassis after this. As the pede lowered down, compressing Arcee slowly, until the weight was taken right back off of it, so that the autobot could appropriately answer the question. “Now let's try this again. And some quick advice, stay down and quit getting off topic, or else your friend here will have to face the consequences.”

A jolt of pain was being sent into Bee’s processor as the behemoth holding him up, tightened their grip around his neck cables. The big bot however, seemed somewhat internally agitated, almost as if they just wanted to get this whole thing over with.

The big bot in question was large. They were probably taller than Megatron. With dark gray faceplates connecting to a piece of dark plating covering where their lip-plates should be, limiting the amount of emotion they could express. Optics as bright and as red as any other decepticon’s empowering gaze. Armor colors ranging from a strong magenta, being the most apparent color of their chassis, to a bright yellow, covering their servos and the helmet decoration on the back of their helm.

The bot eased up on both their grip and the weight on their pede, and let out a grunt with a heavy sigh, “Listen…just tell me this, are there more of you guys on this planet? Are there more decepticons on this planet?”

“Like we would tell you that-hrkk-” Bee confidently replied.

“Let me guess, is it because I hurled your friend back over there? He's a decepticon you know…he was just going to use you-” then before they could finish their statement, Breakdown charged out from the horizon and chucked a large rock at the con’s head.

The heroic action backfired as their servo met the rock, catching it just as it was about to hit the back of their helm. What they didn't realize was that the second rock was being hurled right after, making a strong enough impact to their helm. Startling the stranger enough for them to drop Bumblebee.

Bumblebee took to nursing his neck, feeling new dents as he was practically strangled. Not wasting another second, he transformed his servo into his stinger and aimed it at the con while getting some distance between them.

Like it was just going to be that easy.

The con released their pede from Arcee’s armor, grabbed her by the shoulder, and threw her at Bumblebee, electrocuting them both. With Breakdown going as far as to hurl himself at the perpetrator, and taking another swing. Which was dodged immediately.

As the stranger roughly elbowed Breakdown in the back of his neck, he was knocked out. And while the con was occupied with finishing Breakdown, they kicked his body towards Arcee and Bumblebee. Colliding with the two, making them tumble even further from the enemy. Officially rendering them all beaten to a pulp.

Until the stranger finally had enough. They decided that these guys just weren’t worth it. Admittedly, they put up a pretty good fight, but it was almost too obvious that they hadn’t taken on anyone with their amount of strength in a long time. At least not recently that is. It was strange though…why in the name of Primus would three unlikely bots, one of which was a con, be on patrol together, on this dingy dirt-rock planet; far away from any cybertronian-colonized planet?

Right as the stranger was beginning to take off and leave the three bots for scrap, a blast was shot at the stranger—nearly avoiding their faceplate.

“Bumblebee! Are you and the others all right?” Called Optimus.

Bumblebee didn’t respond with words, but instead groaned and shakily held a thumbs up. And that was more than enough for Optimus.

The stranger was only stunned for a split second. Until they equipped their own ray gun. But they were more than just stunned at the opposition—they were absolutely shocked.

The Optimus Prime?! And Elita-1?! Alive?! But their peers said—

Before the stranger could properly absorb their newfound information, they saw something flying right towards the fight. Landing right beside Optimus and transform into…into…

Aiming and readying his canon Megatron began “Stand down! Or else—!” Megatron was prepared to face off this cruel stranger. But…he wasn’t prepared to see a familiar face. He lowered his canon and with anguish ridden optics and his vocaliser resetting he started.

“…Strika?”

“…Megatron?”

— — —

Context: Oh boy…I started writing this like MONTHS ago. Like, before the rest of season one came out, but the whole story takes place after the events of everyone saving the world and junk. If that makes sense? Also the ending is kinda rushed so…yeah.

[jellyshark-jester]

[ariature]

No. I did not forget about the text colors and just randomly remember them and began messing with them. I cant even like? how could you accuse me of such a thing? and making a rainbow using the colors? I would never!

[quaddmgd]

[kimmkitsuragi]

truly but does anyone notice but does anyone care

[margaritalaux-antille]

not to sound selfish but if my family could stop needing to go to hospital for like ONE FULL WEEK that would be swell

[yuridovewing]

ok unprompted actually i know but in my au, i would axe mapleshade being shoved into everyone else’s story and i think she pisses off all the other dark forest cats during oot because she keeps running to the mountains trying to make feathertail miserable but cant because feathertails an atheist now and doesnt give a fuck

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

All of em, all the Batkids are absolutely enamored with him

All I know for sure about the child army of furries is that Damian for one, absolutely thinks he’s rather pretty but way more importantly wants to learn how to fight like that and in heels. impressive shit really. First time he meets Danny he’s totally going to be flustered and/or nervous (he just really wants to impress him, he’s an Al Goul ffs) and none of the other bats have ever seen him like that before, makes them a lil concerned really.

Dealers choice on who is crushing but whomever that is is absolutely smitten. Puppy love & pining. High school celebrity crush type shit, the rest understand but like, they are obliged by the honored Sibling Code to be nosy and protective little shits.

Danny himself?

Oblivious

He’s busy girlbossing too close to the sun and by ancients is he never going to be dragged down. He fist-fought those gods and won. At the ripe old age of fourteen as well! Nothing is gonna break his his stride.

Except maybe how nervous he feels around this one cute Wayne kid but that doesn’t mean anything.

Danny Fenton, a new receptionist at Wayne Enterprises:

Vicky Vale, knowing Danny Is Not Ready for her: So, where does Bruce Wayne leave for during his meetings? A new woman? Man? Trouble in the family?

Danny "Town Menace Phantom" Fenton, done with Genderbent Wes Weston: To fuck your mom.

Bruce's experienced receptionist that left for 6 seconds: okay, Danny no--

Danny, who knows something's up with the Wayne family: and your Dad, because we support the LGBTQIA community. Thank you and leave.

[arolesbianism]

Some more Steward doodles

[heyitslapis]

ok i know i said i was gonna draw but i went to get some cereal and change out my ice bag and now i cant find my vape

[romijuli]

so like

last night at dinner mom fucked up my pronouns, which is like, yeah whatever okay, but a) she like IMMEDIATELY jumps on dad when he fucks up even though he's more likely to catch himself and b) when me my dad and my fiance corrected her, she....reworded the entire sentence to use second person pronouns instead of they/them????? like what are we doing here. girl.

[clembian]

my sister always trying 2 get me 2 babysit my (toddler) nephew 4 free and its like. i would love 2 see u try 2 take care of a toddler with my body. u would keel over fucking dead in 10 minutes