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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made #seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies #she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her #seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father #Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place #finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better #WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH #listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit #would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can #the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real

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technically-human · 1 month ago

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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot

#arcane #jayvik #viktor arcane #viktor x jayce #jayce talis #sure since zaun isn't independent he's technically already a citizen #but i just know that technically is doing a lot of heavy lifting there #viktor talis real #perhaps jayce is more used to marriage being a political thing so he's not really thinking about it that much #viktor tho is experiencing emotions #idk i just thought it was funny #random dude: is there any representative for the house of Talis here?#viktor: jayce is on his way #random dude: you'll do #viktor: what #people trying to call him mr. talis and viktor just not reacting #and later on people using jayce's last name and both of them replying #they have wedding rings but that's dangerous at the lab so they keep them on their pockets #baby caitlyn who had assumed she would one day marry this man having a whole self discovery journey after this #mel: i didn't realize you two were so close #jayce: we're married #mel: you're what now #viktor my husband and a zaunite #i hope there are fics like this

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writingpotathoes · 14 days ago

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The apocalypse has started. Jung Heewon is now called Kim Dokja's Gun. Kim Dokja discarded the laws of physics and made a piston out of a ground rat's spine. Yi Sunshin gives Kim Dokja the stigma Song of the Gun. Kim Dokja shoots down a fire dragon with his Unmissable Faith. Kim Dokja shoots at the absolute throne until it cracks. Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil. Kyrgios either wields a AK-47 ten times bigger than him, or a piston you could crush with fingers. He shoots at a huge man's penis rather than cut it off. Cheok Junghyeong has a gun whose bullets could blast mountains into two and cut rivers in half. Yoo Joonghyuk shoots at the outer god with his piston. Yoo Joonghyuk shoots at the ground when he is happy. Lee Hyunsung is called Steel Gun and can turn into a gun.

"Let's meet again Yoo Joonghyuk" *BANG BANG PEW PEW*

#omniscent reader #orv live action #orv #orv novel #orv spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #this is my third post trolling the la #idk its hilarious now #guess we won't have hsy's iconic beheaded avatar #or is yjh gonna rip the avatars head off with his bare hands #“Are you the real kdj?!?” hsy asks as she shoots down 49!kdj who then falls into a coma #this is so funny #this is just a re imagining of every scene in orv except guns #feel free to add on!

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

#fantasy high #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #figueroth faeth #the bad kids #half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol #I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way #no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me #riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it #he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts #and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that #kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount #of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also #gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on #the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support #fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling #very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive #and so is adapting random parts to her system #fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that #adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o #and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad #she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers #I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties #is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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royalarchivist · 3 months ago

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Tina: Dude, I feel like Fit wants to answer, he can hardly contain his excitement!

Fit: Sorry– I'm just excited to be here, that's all! That's all.

Phil: Wiggling in his seat...

Tina: He really wants to tell us who he wants to kiss, marry, and kill.

Pac: You- you wanna say, Fit?

Fit: Huh?

Pac: Huh?

Tina: Come on Fit, share with the class! 🤭

Bad: Honestly, so many choices to kill!

Fit: Oh, I don't wanna- I don't wanna interrupt Bad.

Ramon: dad what's ur answer?

#FitMC #QSMP #TinaKitten #Pactw #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP Prison #January 20 2024 #Pac #Tina #Fit #Tina still hadn't forgiven Fit for Purgatory and honestly she's so real for that #Bagi and Pac get along so well meanwhile Tina's like ''I'd kill this man if I could'' when it comes to Fit #She eventually forgave him (or at the very least let it go a little) later when she found out Fit saved Bagi #but still. very funny #ANYWAYS. I've posted Fit's response before but not the first half #Still crazy to me (but also unsurprising) that he just replaced the ''kiss'' option with that. Like. Alright man we get it

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months ago

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had a dream last night that ccjordan came out as a trans woman and the only change she made was changing her channel name from captainsparklez to captainsprinklez and i’m honestly a little obsessed with this theoretical gender dichotomy. what makes sparklez inherently male. why can only girls have sprinklez. what was she cooking

#icarus speaks #hypnos visits #okay that’s a slight lie #she also started wearing kara’s wigs #not because she wanted longer hair she just thought it was funny #so like. no real change

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aprito · 4 months ago

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sos month day 10: rivalry

let's be real, the pool of other people fighting for sakura's (romantic) attention is not that big. in fact, it's just those three. and they're very insistent on making their distaste for the latest member of the pool known!!

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#my art #sasosakumonth2024 #sasosaku #based same age au #sakura haruno #sasori #shoutout to a-pastel-edgelord for inspiring this #sakura other girlfail trait being oblivous to others attracted to her cause she has tunnel vision is so funny to me #and too real #pray for all of them #ive drawn lee before but i forgot how tall he is wtf #i love naruto lee and ino sm btw :( cursed being in love with a bully #the gang thinks sasori is creepy and weird and mean(er than sakura)#'why is sasuke not part of this' sasuke is part of a different club. a different team if you will.#'what about sai' all he cares about is pouring gasoline into the fire for the fun of it. this diva #also yes the suna chunin exams from the anime filler where inosakucho fight for their lives in the desert #im pretending this is where they found out sasori was already chunin 2 years ago at 12 and just became a jonin and thus a supervisor #ino is making the rigging in their favor not easy

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bob-artist · 2 months ago

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It was worth a shot.

#pokey #birds are losers #(for real tho I don't believe in dnis)#and clearly neither does poke bird #the funny thing is she'll normally commandeer a bag in like 5 minutes #but the sign stymied her for almost an hour #i had to discard the bag overnight so she wouldn't get broody #so today she's just been... standing on the DNI sign

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giddlygoat · 8 months ago

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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

#smb #mario #princess peach #idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach #no id #giddly’s art #please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did #this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women #mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag #bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on #but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is #he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out #I LIKE THEM OK 💥

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Gregory vs Cassie’s reactions to FNAF jumpscares

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civetcider · 11 months ago

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made them refs since they deserve it

#anthro #furry #butch ocs #civetworks #she/her for both #oakley and traver #i also changed oakleys design just a lil bit i think i like the tan on the hands #i was gonna add that at the start but real black bears dont have that but also i like it so im adding it again #my funny butches yippeee

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allastoredeer · 7 months ago

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Rewatching episode 1 right now and sdofsljfkljk have we ever talked about how unhinged it was of Adam and Lute to just...sit in the dark while they waited for Charlie? Like, there was no reason they had to do that. Adam was trolling Charlie before he even met her.

And it HAD to be his idea too. I can totally imagine him insisting on sitting in the dark until Charlie showed up just so they could scare her, and the only reason Lute agreed was because he claimed it was an "intimidation" tactic, but he just thought it'd be hilarious and wanted to be an asshole.

#the real reason Lute looked so pissed during this entire interaction with Charlie #is because she sat in the dark for 10 minutes listening to Adam noisily eat his ribs #Adam is definitely the kind of guy who chews with his mouth open #seriously tho #this is so fucking funny #they had no reason to wait for her in the dark #but they decided to do it anyway #just to be trolls #LMAO #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute

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envahisseurzim · 6 months ago

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sorry, no art this week. just edits of fem!ford of varying quality. her name's andromeda. grauntie andy. and i love her

#originally inspired by this totally real tweet by alex hirsch (not pictured) -#''I always imagine that Ford realized she was a girl when she was in the portal and she just wasn't out to her family yet''#- a very real quote from Alex Hirsch's twitter account #anyways i got carried away editing and kind of fell in love with her that's why there's so many of them #i need a nerdy middle aged woman with glasses and a ponytail to save me #gravity falls #stanford pines #transfem ford #had a long list of names for her before choosing andromeda as her name (i think 'grauntie andy' as a nice ring to it)#and upon looking up the transfem ford tag i saw someone called her nicole which is funny since that was one of my first options too #same braincells and all

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acevity · 15 days ago

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man this company IS pretty lethal huh.

i am full of a lot of thoughts about them in lethal company. so many. like pomni being a designated ship bitch bc not only is she good at it but they cant trust anyone else on comms. zooble dipping out all the time via death just to avoid having to do anything ever. and also being stolen by the lootbugs and baboon hawks CONSTANTLY. they gang up on jax to lead him to snare fleas just to shut him up, otherwise he shouts and attracts the eyeless dogs. god.

#tadc #tadc zooble #tadc gangle #the amazing digital circus #lethal company #my partner also suggested that zooble uses the ingame exploits like the old apparatus one #it gets patched and now they use it to die a quick funny death and sit in their respawn zone #someone saying something they dont want to talk about? appy exploit. jax wont shut up? appy exploit.#theyre just the 'im going to the killing myself store' the entire time except they get rewarded for doing such [doesnt have to play]#gangle hates all the entities that remind her of herself #the ones that stare or creep or stalk #she honestly hates almost all of them #EVERYONE hates the old bird and the jester.#zooble has a built in walkie and the cheap shitty flashlight which unfortunately makes them one of the main runners #gangle gets war flashbacks seeing the hydrogere #gangle chose the bunny suit both to mock jax and also because it makes a boing noise #zooble chose the piss yellow one because they dont care #they also have the fanny pack if ragatha isnt with the crew #yes this means they often lose all the keys bc they realize they hate the convo and drop down a pit #gangle thinks the maneater is cute and the nutcracker is cool #gangle has given zooble the shotgun so many times just to watch them turn and immediately blast jax #zooble likes the barber. no real reason. amorphous blue blob with scissors #abstragedy #almost forgot the most important tag

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codgod · 9 months ago

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yippeeee more pride headcanons ^-^ + a lil bit of canon this time with trans flippa and the fact that cc!mariana is demisexual :p

#.png #qsmp #juanaflippa #qsmp slime #slimecicle #qsmp mariana #el mariana #slimeriana #fanart #no id #calling real life canon is really funny i’m not rewording that #i wanted to give mari the transfem flag too but she can only hold so many things without it getting cluttered #so just bigender it is

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