#she’s a literal goddess after all
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real-total-drama-takes · 6 months ago
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🎮 Who all the Reboot characters main on Super Smash Bros:
Priya - Dr. Mario (wants to be a doctor, by-the-book, jack-of-all-trades player)
Bowie & Julia - Bayonetta (love slaying their enemies in style)
The Hockey Bros - Ice Climbers (love teamwork, work best with their buddy, ice-related activities, cheerful)
Millie - Olimar (loves his dedication to extraterrestrial research)
Ripper - Wario (do I need to explain? Farting powerhouses)
Axel - Samus (solitary, mows down enemies, singleminded)
Nichelle - Zero Suit Samus (mows down enemies with style)
Chase - Sonic (fellow daredevils and pranksters)
Emma - Daisy (energetic, sporty, spunky)
Damien - Link (rational, loves D&D and being the classic knight/hero of the story)
Caleb - Mario (“Caleb, ya basic!” Widely appealing, golden boy archetype)
Scary Girl - Ridley (would love to fight as the ferocious draconian alien monster who killed the hero’s parents, sadistic moveset)
Zee - Diddy Kong (easygoing, mellow but fun-loving, kooky, religious banana soda drinker)
MK - Villager (penchant for pocketing people’s stuff, underestimated player with tricky moves up their sleeves)
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thestarlightforge · 6 months ago
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Guys.
What if Lilia’s 🖤 isn’t just Billy and/or Rio. I’ve seen so many theories on the importance of 7’s and Triads… What if it’s actually—
Fire- Alice
Water- Jen
Air- Lilia
Spirit- Agatha
But for the anonymous Earth/🖤-
Maiden-
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Crone-
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and MOTHER.
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lyssq · 10 months ago
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Thinking about her again (acod my goodbye animatic with thaena and kihrin at the end of memory of souls)
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riddlerosehearts · 10 months ago
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made a small personal edit to a piercing mod (changed one pair of earrings into a single earring and then changed the stone color) and... yeah i think i really like this:
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gale decides to leave his earring at the foot of mystra's statue after the confrontation at stormshore tabernacle, as a small form of catharsis for himself after having defied his goddess and ex-lover. elenion doesn't press him about it because they know how difficult this all must be for him, and they've got so many other things to worry about anyway. sometime not too long before their wedding date gale tells elenion he wants to get a new earring to represent a new chapter in his life (and also because he keeps trying to stim by dangling his earring and forgetting it's not there anymore) and elenion takes gale to their favorite jewelry shop so he can pick out something nice. gale goes in with nothing specific in mind but an earring resembling a gold sun catches his eye and he chooses it to go with his husband-to-be's favorite pair of silver moon earrings. that's the headcanon i've decided on!
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hauntingmiser · 11 months ago
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MERMAY DAY XXX
( ayyy today's the last day of this lore it's going to come into a close here so let's get it!!!! Also I tried to make her face look decrepit cuz idk)
And as our heroes swim many miles into the fog they found the main core
the entrance to the underworld.....
the door was locked in near right in front of it was a torii gate was made with sacred wood with a crimson red, while being covered in seaweed & barnacles due to a long time of abandonment
The rocks feel like they're watching the crystals grow as one
The fog is mixing with the rocks as it flows and flows
And then standing at the middle of it all it's the culprit themselves
The almighty goddess of the dead
Izanami
"ah." Izanami looks in awe "so you finally came here to seal my doom by eradicating me-" "OF COURSE WE ARE!"
"that's we came here for."
izanami gets interrupted by yosuke and yu by yelling at her
"of course that we came here to prevent you!"
"from killing innocent lives to pretending to be mother nature and cursing this sea of radioactive crystals, you izanami. are a phony to poseidon"
Naoto said after yukiko and Chile both said first
"you fools! trolling poseidon as mother nature was only just the beginning! so I'm not pho-" "SHUT UP" izanami gets her mouth shut by kanji but also him yelling "TROLLING AS MOTHER NATURE WILL NOT HELP YOU WITH YOUR DAMN SITUATIONS!"
"you make me sick! what's wrong with you! you almost contaminated the water we breathe, you let several shadows kidnap us, transformed a mermaid into a merzombie and made the bottom of the sea lethal and killed dojima's wife!"
Rise said aggressively, as she feels like she needs to throw hands with izanami really bad
"....and that's why we need to seal your ignorant self, it's the reason why we came here in the first place. with the power of friendship, I shall beat you to silicon so freshwater Inaba can thrive again"
Yu says, determined to save his not so forever home
"and not rise up again?"
Yu nods
"very well....prove to me your strength is more than me..."
The fog moves closer and grows deeper into the sky and transform into a spiral-like tornado
"because I will not be holding back"
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{ THERE IS NO FUN FACT ONLY LORE }
teddie however did not say a word... He however is waiting for the time they attack and he can do the final strike
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critterofthenight · 1 year ago
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i had such a fun dream, i didn't wanna wake up :c
#my art teacher was a former goddess and she was looking after treasure in the secret room of a church#and i was the only human who could see the other gods so she decided to make me her heir#and she taught me magic and other things and the secret room became my safe space#then one day few of my classmates accidentally got into the room when noone was there and they were gonna start investigating wtf is this#when they tried to leave without raising suspicion they ran into me the art teacher and the priest in the church garden#but we didnt realize that smth was going on so we all started playing some kinda ttrpg set in the middle ages#my classmates talked about how much more fun that era was bc this whole dreams setting was a combination of modern day and the 1800s#we played in the church garden and there was a wishing well next to us#if you looked into it your reflection became the person you wanted to be#the art teacher was sad bc she wanted to look different but i showed her that my reflection was her so she laughed and hugged me#the game was very fun and when we were leaving my former crush was waiting outside of the gates#her new best friend was with her but she smiled at me and caressed my head and i literally purred#we were walking home and she told me that dating apps suck and she doesnt know what to do#i took her hand and told her to forget those assholes bc there are so many people who love her#and the two of us started running through the forest next to the road hand in hand#we looked like two nymphs of the forest and we were laughing and i was sure she loved me#and then i woke up :c#✩‧₊˚
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just-an-enby-lemon · 7 months ago
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Athena: I can't belive Odysseus didn't told me he was expecting a child. I trained him so hard and now his kid is unprotected and small : (
Dyonisus: *trying to help* Wait how small? Cause if it's hold in your arms small it actually just means Odysseus had it on his thigh.
Athena: *considering* He does have big thighs but I assumed it was cause of all the training.
Dyonisus: The training was helping make space for the baby : )
Athena: Oh! So it'll grow?
Dyonisus: Yup. 100%
Artemis: *goddess of childbirth, patron of midwifes, literally helped her mother deliver her brother seconds after she was born* What the fuck are you two saying?
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iwatcheditbegin · 11 months ago
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is this a safe place? I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I think Chloe et al is about joe. Maybe it’s mixed muses but especially after Smwel why would you wonder?
I think so too. Even thought the albums appears to be more centered around that wild rebound, i think he’s sprinkled in on that album more than people realize. We just know next to nothing about him, so it’s easy to assume and assign based on some lines.
She also plays along with fantasy and switches past, present, and future so I think that stumps some.
Lyrics alone, there’s a lot of the song that just screams long term relationship, that she left. It’s like “ we’re both rebounding, you seem unaffected, do you ever think about what would’ve been “
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no-144444 · 14 days ago
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the grid: can you fight?
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꩜ featuring: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, George Russell, Kimi Antonelli, Alex Albon, Carlos Sainz, Daniel Riccardo, Liam Lawson, Max Verstappen, Charles LeClerc, Lewis Hamilton, Ollie Bearman, Jack Doohan, Franco Colapinto, & Paul Aron
꩜ banner creds: bronzewasp
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Oscar Piastri: nonchalant 
McLaren media days were usually long and boring, and today was no different. Thankfully, they were on the last video, reading thirst tweets? Whatever that meant. Oscar had an ipad open in front of him, and he scrolled past a tweet that read ‘face card is insane’, not really understanding what the meant, but thanking the poster anyway. The next tweet was a picture of you, and a caption, ‘can you fight @.oscarpiastri ?’. Beside the photo of you, was a particularly terrible photo of himself. He stopped, lingering on your photo. It was a photo he knew well, the photo he keeps in his wallet. You, looking like a fucking goddess in a photobooth. Him, looking like a twat. He laughed (probably too hard), and Lando joined in. 
“So this one is a photo of my fiancé, and says ‘can you fight?’,” he explained. “I’d like to think I could hold my own, especially for Y/n,” he chuckled, Lando dying of laughter beside him. “But I probably couldn’t take on all of her fans.” 
“Mate,” Lando wheezed. “You look possessed!”
“I wasn’t, I was just arguing,” he chuckled. Lando’s laughter was becoming offensive now. “I don’t look that bad!”
“Sure mate, sure,” he giggled, wiping his tears away. 
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Lando Norris: Crazy town! 
He was busy scrolling on instagram, post after post of you coming up on his feed. He was not complaining. You looked so hot in every single edit, every picture, everyone agreed too. He felt his ego grow. He’d bagged you. He’d convinced you to go out with him. Holy shit. 
One caption caught his eyes though. ‘@.landonorris, can you fight?’. He frowned. Obviously. Of course he could fight. Of course he would fight. You were his girlfriend. 
He did what he did best, and commented. Probably wasn’t the best idea since Zak called him maybe 10 minutes later. 
Oops!
What was the comment, you may ask?
landonorris I can fight and fuck, why do you think she stays with me?
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George Russell: actually couldn't care less 
“Can you fight George Russell?” he repeated, reading the caption of the edit. The Mercedes media team giggled behind the camera as Kimi clapped a hand on his shoulder, laughing a little too hard. “I’d hope so, considering this many people want to steal my girlfriend from me,” he chuckled. “Blimey!” he stared at the photo in front of him. It was one of his favourites, one that he’d taken. One where you’d kissed him after he took it, so happy with his work. “I know she’s beautiful, but she is my girlfriend, and the internet should remember that.” 
“Maybe you need to post her more,” Kimi shrugged. 
George rolled his eyes. “Are we really getting to the stage where Kimi is giving me social media advice? What’s he going to do next, take over my instagram for a day?”
“That’s a good idea,” he heard the social media manager mumble. He face-palmed. 
“Anyway, back to the problem at hand,” he cleared his throat. “Yes, I can fight.” 
“No you can’t!” Lando cackled from nearby. 
George just stared at the camera as everyone else laughed.
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Kimi Antonelli: logical 
“Can I fight?” he read out the caption of a fan edit of you. He giggled nervously. “Why would I need to? We’re already together.” 
“It’s just something people say online,” George chuckled. “People ask me the same all the time.”
“Well, this person doesn’t even know her, right? How would they think she’d pick them over me?” 
George was laughing now, amused by how literally Kimi was taking this. “Mate, it’s a joke.”
“Well, they posted it!” Kimi argued back. “Clearly they meant something!”
George actually couldn’t respond. He was laughing too much.  “My gosh,” he tutted, scrolling past the post. “She’s my girlfriend.”
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Alex Albon: secure 
“‘Can I fight?’, yes, and I will,” his voice was sharp and Carlos giggled beside him. “Y/n is my girlfriend. She wouldn’t choose you anyway, but if we must fight, yes, I would win. Next!” he sassed as he scrolled to the next post. It was another one of you and him, ‘how did he do it?’. He rolled his eyes. “My irresistible charm and handsome face,” he deadpanned to the camera and Carlos was busy dying of laughter beside him. “Next,” he scrolled again, and it was a picture of you and Alex after he proposed to you, ‘if he ever proposed to me in b-board shorts (!!!) and a linen shirt, he’s getting a no’, and he stared at the camera. “Are you fucking joking? What is wrong with that outfit?!” he demanded, as the entire media team doubled over with laughter, Carlos almost falling out of his chair. “People online are too nit-picky these days,” he shook his head.
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Carlos Sainz: pisses him off lmao
He rolled his eyes as yet another thirst edit of you with an insanely graphic caption appeared on his tiktok. “Fuck’s sake,��� he cursed. Your ears perked up and you started to rub his back again. 
“Alright?” you asked, eyes still on your computer, glued to whatever film you were both meant to be watching, but he’d turned over the look at his phone instead. You hadn’t seemed to mind. 
“Why do all of your fans and mine want to fight me?” he groaned, stretching his arms above his head as he turned around, burying his face in your neck. “Fucking stupid.” 
You giggled. “Not my fault I’m sexy.” 
“All your fault you’re sexy,” he said, muffled by your hoodie. His hand ventured up your hoodie, not uncommon, so you didn’t say anything. “We should release a sex tape or something-”
“Are you fucking crazy?!” you squealed, shoving his hand out from under your top. “Do you want my career to be over?!” 
He shrugged. “People could see just how much you want me,” he moved closer somehow, as you stared back at him, dumbfounded, jaw dropped. He chuckled. “That’s usually how you look when you-”
“Shut up Carlos!
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Daniel Riccardo: smug bastard! 
“‘Can you fight?’, yes, but I don’t need to,” he laughed, his smile bright and smug. The photo in front of him was one of you at an Enchanté event, taking pictures with fans. You looked radiant. If only the public knew he took you home and fucked you on the counter the second you tow got in the door. 
“You don’t need to?” Max spurred him on. 
“Nope,” he proudly shook his head. “I’ve got some photos on my phone-”
“Enough!” their media manager shouted, cutting him off. “Stop talking!”
Both of them burst into laughter, doubling over. When they finally calmed down, Daniel winked at the camera. “Don’t worry, I’d never show them.”
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Liam Lawson: out of his league
“Yes, I can fight,” he rolled his eyes, scrolling past it, only to be met with another one. You in various posts he’d made, photos he’d taken, days he remembered. He adored you, it was clear to anyone. You were the majority of his insta feed. “I know she’s gorgeous-”
“And out of your league,” Yuki added, smirking. 
Liam’s jaw dropped. “Fuck off!” he laughed. “She is not-! Ok, maybe yeah she is, but come on man,” he chuckled. “Give me a break!” 
“Mate, I’m just being truthful,” he shrugged. “She’s totally out of your league.”
Liam scoffed. “I know! But we don’t have to point it out!”
“I mean, we can though,” Yuki laughed. “We could also mention the fact that she asked you out, and not the other way around.”
“Well I was hardly going to ask her out, she’s out of my league!”
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Max Verstappen: annoying
“Why do your fans want to fight me?”he scoffed, throwing his phone down on the bed, between you two. He turned to look at you, and you continued reading. He rolled his eyes and pulled the book out of your hands, much to your dismay. He bookmarked it and placed it on his bedside table, then turned back to you. You were scowling at him. 
“What?” you demanded. 
“Why do your fans want to fight me?” he asked again, his hands reaching for you. 
“I don’t fucking know,” you scoffed. “Give me back my book Max.”
“Come here,” he chuckled, pulling you closer to him. You wrapped your arms around his neck, your legs intertwining with his. He pressed his lips to yours, gently, and you melted into him. He loved this, the gentle and slow nights he got with you. Enjoying the silence you gave each other. He pulled back, a smug smile on his lips. “Your fans couldn’t do that.”
You rolled your eyes and reached behind his head, grabbing your book back. “I’d let anyone do that if it meant they wouldn’t steal my book,” you shot back, turning the other way from him. He chuckled and squeezed your ass. 
“Brat,” he smirked. 
You flipped him off in return, but he knew you were smiling. 
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Charles LeClerc: so pathetic it’s insane
“I will not fight!” he announced, startling Lewis beside him. They were just meant to be replying to thirst tweets, but he’d fallen down a rabbit hole. He turned his head up to the camera, completely serious. “She chose me! She doesn’t want any of you!”
Lewis started laughing beside him, the hilarity of it all getting to him. 
“She’s my wife! Look!” he held up his ring finger with the golden wedding band you’d placed just mere months ago. He hadn’t taken it off yet. “She loves me!” 
“I think they get it mate,” Lewis chuckled. 
“They better,” he scoffed. “Right, onto the next one!”
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Lewis Hamilton: lowkey freaky (actually just sassy!)
“Lewis, can you fight?!” one of the fans cheered from the side of the carpet. He rolled his eyes as you laughed, waving at the fan before starting to walk over there. Not on his watch. He pulled you back by his hand on your wrist and smirked. The crowd roared at the interaction between the two of you. 
“You’re not going over there,” he murmured. 
“I have to see what he’s offering,” you teased, your voice low so as to not be picked up by the hundreds of cameras pointed at the two of you. “Maybe it’s better-”
“Nothing is better than us,” his grip on your waist tightened. “Need me to remind you?”
“You’re talking a lot of game, old man,” you chuckled, kissing his cheek. “Don’t forget your abilities now.” 
He scoffed in your face, his jaw dropping. “Bitch,” he sassed, making you laugh. “Don’t piss me off.”
You acquiesced, kissing his lips before taking his hand and leading him further up the carpet. 
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Ollie Bearman: used to it 
“Can you fi-” he cut himself off, scrolling on. “We’re not doing that.” 
“It’s a genuine question Ollie,” Kimi nudged him. Their first interview together since they moved to F1 was meant to be about tweets on Bearelli, but it had quickly sent them down a rabbit-hole of their own girlfriends. 
“Shut up mate,” he scoffed, scrolling again and only finding more and more questions on whether or not he could keep you. Kimi just kept laughing. “You won’t be laughing in a minute when these are about you.” 
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Jack Doohan: embarrassed 
Jack had learnt that Pierre was the kind of guy to keep a joke going, but he never thought it’d get this far. They had been looking at thirst tweets, and one of you had come up, asking if Jack could fight, but he’d gone bright red the second your name was mentioned. Pierre cackled beside him as he held his head in his hands, wishing for the world to swallow him up. Come race day, Pierre had hidden print-outs of the tweet all over the Alpine garage. 
“J, why is this on your wall?” you questioned as you held up one of the print-outs. 
He went bright red. Again. 
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Franco Colapinto: (shockingly) normal
“So Franco, since you and your girlfriend Y/n have gone public with your relationship, many people on the internet have one question, can you fight?” the host chuckled. 
“Can I fight? Yes, yes I can fight. I don’t need to though, my girlfriend loves me,” he laughed, looking to you. You were so embarrassed, I mean, head-in-hands embarrassed. He continued on, never stopping to think about what he was saying. “No, but I do understand, my Y/n is very beautiful, and I am very lucky. I love her very much. Anyway, most people couldn’t handle her, if you get what I mean.” 
“Well said,” the host laughed, trying to continue with some sort of professionalism. “Got some brownie points there.” 
“Hopefully,” Franco winked at you, as you stood behind the camera, shocked by his statement.
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Paul Aron: sassy queen! 
“‘Can I fight’? Have you seen me?” he flexed his arm up, showing off his (huge) arms, as you laughed beside him. He shook his head. “Silly, silly people,” he tutted. “It is a nice photo though, you look very beautiful,” he turned to you. 
“Thanks baby,” you murmured back, scrolling on and only seeing more calls for Paul to step aside and let others in. 
He stared the camera down as you were distracted and mouthed ‘she’s mine’ to the many viewers.
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queerspren · 2 months ago
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Thinking about how Shadowheart is so thirsty, y'know? She flirts with Karlach and Wyll, pines after Shar, has an incredibly homoerotic dynamic with Lae'zel, dreams about Halsin, and, if prompted, is enthusiastically polyamarous.
All of this is all well and good from a horny standpoint, but I think it also illustrates something important about Shadowheart's personality: No matter how prickly she tries to present herself, she's a lover at her core.
She loves life, even when she attempts to mask this love behind cold violence. She loves cute animals and pretty flowers. She loves her parents, even as she struggles to remember them. She loves her goddess (In her own, fucked up way). She loves trashy romance chapbooks and good wine. She loves her friends, even when they annoy her. She loves herself, after a fashion, and loves her body, loves other people's bodies. Even before fully abandoning Shar, as a partner she's caring, affectionate, even a little girlish and goofy behind the veneer of brooding mysteries.
And these things manifest even after being raised in Shar's cloister, after several decades of trauma and memory wipes. So strong is Shadowheart's love that Viconia literally has to erase her multiple times to build a colder, more callous acolyte. So strong is her love that even when mind wiped and personally guided by the hand of the Lady of Sorrows, she still harbors doubts about the thing that tells her to abandon her love.
It's the love of and for her companions, and the gnawing feeling of absence where her she knows her other loves should be, that ultimately leads her away from Shar. Her first priority after enduring timeless torments in the Shadowfell is affirming her love to a romanced player character. If her parents survive, she abandons what would have almost certainly been a life of fame, fortune, and power to care for them on a cozy farmstead, surrounding herself with the things and people that she loves. And if it comes up, she sees any proposed nonmonogamy not as an indictment of her partner's loyalty or their bond with her, but as a chance for them to spread and share and revel in the love that she holds so dear.
It's no wonder Viconia and Shar were so desperate to control her, to turn her away from Selûne. This is a woman whose love burns so brightly that even the goddess of darkness and loss failed to snuff out her light.
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happypeachsludgeflower · 4 months ago
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Ironically, after having obsessively listened to the entire saga on repeat last night, my favorite song was I Can’t Help But Wonder. It was my least favorite on my first listen through, but the more I listened to it and absorbed all the meanings and implications? I just. Loved it so much more 😭
There’s Odysseus finally meeting his son for essentially the first time (yes he held him as an infant, but he doesn’t know him as a person), there’s the fact that he spent twenty years wishing he could know his son. And then there’s Telemachus on the other side of the conversation who’s been dreaming of knowing his dad for twenty years and is worried his dad won’t love him?? Devastating. Imagine desperately loving and wanting to meet your child for twenty years and being told they worry you won’t love them??
AND THE LINE ABOUT ODYSSEUS TELLING HIS INFANT SON HE WOULD CAPTURE THE WIND AND SKY FOR HIM?? Guys. Odysseus literally captured the wind and sky to get home to his son and wife.
And then we have the reunion with Athena 😭😭 They don’t even talk about anything that happened?? I just imagine this scene of Odysseus saying, “Show yourself. I know you’re watching me,” just like he did when they first met, and neither of them say a thing about their argument, nothing about Athena fighting for him and saving him, nothing about everything that happened between the last ten years.
And without saying any of that, Athena goes straight into a roundabout way of saying, “You were right, I was wrong, and I led you astray.” She said, “I’m sorry,” without saying it. And there’s a beat of silence. Odysseus sighs. And essentially tells her, “No, you weren’t wrong. And I wasn’t wrong either. That world could exist somewhere far away, but it doesn’t exist here. I’m too old and tired to ever find it though, so you’ll have to make it exist someday for both of us.”
He forgives her in un-said words. It’s an absolution of the wrong Athena feels she’s committed. A goddess apologized to him, and Odysseus absolved her of her sins. Just. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
And then they part ways 😭😭😭 and there’s a tone in their voices that says it’s really their final goodbye this time. And they didn’t even say goodbye.
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dimension-20-brainrot · 1 year ago
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I’m so glad Buddy Dawn is getting to see what real combat looks like. Even if it only lasts through one or two waves of monsters before getting a little dicey, I think it’s incredible.
Imagine the majority of your adventuring experience at this school being Stomping Rats then seeing then most popular kids in school absolutely devastate monsters you’ve never seen before on their reactions. And when they finally attack?
The goblin who is literally in every single extra-curricular and looks one more piece of bad news away from just disintegrating badly injures a creature then disengages.
Then the guy who threw the best first party of the year of all time - who has a neck tattoo and a demon motorcycle - gets bit by his desk, answers an exam question, then slices up a hydra. His motorcycle turns into a dog and kills the hydra. They both take a bow.
The Archdevil of Rebellion, a Bard-Warlock-Paladin who went to her own class for the first time ever months prior and is currently disguised as the proctor, Fireballs just so many creatures, leaving two baby jellies. She also curses a gorgon.
The kid who multiclassed where no one had ever multiclassed before throws his axe so hard that it changes the gravitational pull, does a ridiculous amount of damage, and knocks this bull prone.
St. Kristen Applebees, Helio’s Chosen One who is on her third deity, immediately destroys eight skeletons after praying to her basically dead goddess.
The Elven Oracle hasn’t even had a turn yet.
If this doesn’t convince him and the Rat Grinders that the Bad Kids have earned their status, I don’t know what will.
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modawg · 1 year ago
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percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her
annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost
percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues
annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween
percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell
annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues
percy: im passing the phone to someone with daddy AND mommy issues
annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-
grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please
i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio
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strab3rr · 6 months ago
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(long story and no short sorry) GUYSSS I DID ITT
I INDUCED IT!!!!! I WAS PURE AS A FUCKING BABY
IDK WHAT TO SAY (ok enough w capslock)
i have so much to say and not a thing at da same time idk how
anyway i want to begin with thanking you @b4ddprincess bc youre the reason i realized why i started this thing. thank you for making my life better and make me realized what i need to do: nothing. (its same for you guys, all u have to do is nothing)
two fuckn years ago i said to myself that i need a better life, quiter life, less fight with everthing bc everything was so loud and not clear i was feeling lost like a child in the market, and i wanted to make things better for myself in every way, but the main idea of my reasons to wanting to get in the void was: making anxiety go and having better people in my life. but the ''voidlist'' just never stopped bc im kinda greedy(having the idea of controling on your life, the idea of that power makes you greedy. yes thats a thing) anyway the more i add to the list the more i feel like im movin away from my desires then i feel depressed bc ive overcomplicating it bc theres so many things to do but i dont do anything so nothing happend bc i was waiting to be someth happen. and then i started doing awkwardly silly things such as: void routines and challenges and (im embarrassed of this one bc i was too desperate) drinking water
youve read it correct drinking water.
i was sooo desperate for having those things id do anything to get them.
i am simple. i want what everyone wants🎀🎀🎀: shifting realities bc i have so many crush and i need them to be crush me in bed(for 2020 girlies)
being an academic weapon is so easy for me🎀(bc of the urge to make my family proud) +dream collage
being the girl that everyone gets along w(basic needs)
being the girl who is pretty not cute(trauma response)
glowing aura(cats loves people w glowing aura yes thats a thing too)
dream body n hair(bc i deserve this🎀)
healthy (girlyfriend)friends(basic needs)
and of course him, my sp(i cant tell wich one at that time but i releived that its not him now, bc MY BELOVED CURRENT BF. guyss he is the one. dont u dare ask me how you know? i literally manifested him🎀)
then i realized i can have everything bc its my reality so why not add these:
new phone, +macbook air
dream apartment of my own
pinterest closet
lifa app for this reality
financially free-money(a lot. like really a lot)
knowing 4 languages like a native person(bc i want to be diplomat so bad) +sign language(its in general)
a little drama(its not gonna hurt anybody)
my parents being more lovable and away from me
every time i try to get in, either i was failing or falling
and im sick of it, sick of it so much i quit.(for a year)
then i go to the theraphy(ofc no im jk ilove being crazy)
one day i saw a post ss from tumblr about pure consciousness on pinterest and i was like whaat is thiiss. no mention of void so i thougt its a diffrent thing and i download the tumblr again and search everything abt it. and same excitement again after one year same thougts and same list popes up in my head. and i was like ok maybe this time itll happen.
still waiting to be someth happen so nothing happend, it was such a waste of time trying to get in while i was already be, i was already what i want to become. i was that girl that everyone gets along with but i couldnt even see bc i was too focused on wanting to be. but still tried every night and failed. and again tried-failed-quit circle bc.. have you ever met me🎀
4 month ago i saw the girl, iconic blogger and the goddess of my dreams, her @b4ddprincess thx again love u so much
a post pops in my fyp and i see the words ''pure consciousness'' i was like noo not again. and i was serious abt it i wasnt gonna read the whole thing but it attract me n i couldnt resist it so ive read it from the top to the bottom. and she got my interest so i stalked her page from the last and to the first post. it was quiet a beautiful journey for me. lasted like 3 days, the end of the 3rd day i was ''woaw it was this easy all along? u cant be serious.'' she was. i tried one last time, no breathing exercise, no ridiculous routines and no waiting something to be happen. it was just me being real me chilling out asf.
and it was this easy and it should be this easy bc being your 4d self is being nothing also being everything at the same time. if u wanna be everything you should be nothing first(as wizardliz saying: drop the old story, leave the victimhood, for being better stop being bitter etc.)u should make a space for everything first and then u can be everything.
for being 4d self of yours stop being your3dself.
sooo long story (no)short i am writing this from my mac in my new apartment(in middle of the night bc i couldnt sleep and then one tumblr notification reminded me i have a success story to share too) and my phone buzzing two minutes a time bc of my friends while im writing this, so if theres anything wrong ignore it pls.
oh u asking my bf how cute, hes sleepin in my bed now, exhausted from the work n school balance.
YWS SCHOOL!! im in my dream collage and im going to be in paris for a week. i deserve a vacation i guess(its for another conference), i kinda hate french men bc theyre so mansplaning(not like how i imagined, its hard to be friends w them)girls are cute but i feel like theyre aware im not permanent there so we just con buddies still cute and hepful for this foreigner.
and i canceled the lifa app thingy bc i can be my purest consciousness anytime i want, so i am my lifa app.
and thx to 4 languages i make a lot of money and that brings us to the pinterest closet, yesterday i realiased that. theyre not comes to me w an imaginary way like i imagined! i go outside for shopping casually and theyre there luckily i have enough money to buy them.
and my family theyre living in our hometown now so as i want it to be, we are away from eachother.
and the most magical thing: SHIFTING REALITIESSS
i did 5 world before i met w my bf. it was such a wonderful experience. if you have doubts abt shifting you can go fuck urself
because sir i did it and i am very sure that dean winchester being my husband is not a daydream, fantasy nor lucid dreaming. believe it or not he kissed me GOD HE KİSSED ME(someone should stop me i have a bf)
is there anything i missed let me see.. cats i have 2 cats now and theyre adorable. glowing aura-check
the girl who is pretty not cute- check +make anxietygo-checkcheckcheck
dream body and hair- check and check
i wanna give u a info i didnt have all my desires by being my4dself
not directly actually. but i have them all. and thats the point.
im not trying to be a blogger but if you have any question abt anything, id be happy to help
now i need to upgrade things in my farm byeess
loves, siena.
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Diana Remembers 💭
Diana was minding her business, probably eating a tub of ice cream, when all of a sudden. She got flashbanged by a memory.
See, the memory starts with her when she’s about seven years old biologically, chronologically she was about 159. She was standing behind a pillar, peaking around the side of it as she watched an argument between two women. Her mother, Hippolyta, and a woman clad in robes that had a symbol that was now familiar to an adult Diana.
Hippolyta: “You can’t just leave!”
Prev Champ(PC): “Hippolyta, I have to. It’s my duty.”
Hippolyta: “Your duty should be to your queen! To Themyscira. Not to man’s world! You were an Amazonian first.”
PC: *sounds impatient* “I know that, but I’m not just an Amazonian anymore. I’m the Champion of Magic now.”
Hippolyta: “We have magic users here.”
PC: “Yes, but I can’t just ignore the magicals of man’s world. They exist as well.”
*silence*
Hippolyta: “…If you leave, you’ll never be able to come back.”
PC: “I know.”
Hippolyta: “And— and yet you still wish to go?”
PC: *smiles* “Yes.”
(My friend said this lowkey sounded like doomed Yuri)
Diana ended up sitting in silence for a few solid minutes after remembering that because, while the conversation itself was absolutely riveting to a tiny Diana, what’s important about this memory was the fact that the woman who claimed to be the Champion of Magic had the same lightning bolt as someone she just so happened to know. Her brother. Captain Marvel. So she went to ask him about it.
Marvel: “Huh? Oh yeah, that was me.”
Wondy: “Pardon?”
Marvel: “That was me. When I was an Amazonian. I told you about this didn’t I?”
This is connected to this post (How Do You Just Know My Parental Figure). In this post, there’s a quick piece of dialogue between them where Billy tells her about a champion that was an Amazonian.
Wondy: “I… had no idea that was you.”
Marvel: *confused* “Oh, come on, Diana… I literally played with you when you were a little girl! You don’t remember any ladies with lightning bolts on their chests besides the one from your memory?”
Wondy: “Well, yes, but I never really connected it to you until now.”
Marvel: “Diana, the symbol is literally trademarked for the Champions. Well, not literally, but you will be struck down by one of the God or Goddesses of the current Champion’s pantheon.”
*silence*
Marvel: “That’s actually why I can’t have merch.”
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piastrisun · 2 months ago
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don’t smile.
─────⠀ don’t smile series: part one.
pairings: lando norris + singer female character.
summary: unfortunately everyone has their owns ways to deal with a breakup. she turned heartbreak into lyrics, he turned it into a performance.
faceclaim: sabrina carpenter.⠀warning: none.
notes: named protagonist and messed up dates (as usual)
series masterlist ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ next part
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f1gossip according to close sources to the couple, lando and marlene decided to end their relationship after three years together.
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username idgaf about any celebrity couple but THEM?????
username1 i just fell at my knees 😭😭
username2 WHAT??????
username3 this has to be a joke, i’m NOT believing it until one of them confirms it
username4 thank god, she was too much of a goddess for him
username4 (i’m actually not taking this news in a healthy way)
username5 don’t tag them, it’s fucking weird
username6 source: trust me bro
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marlene this year has been WILD
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username she’s losing her mind probably
marlene i am, ty for noticing 🤍
username GIRL?????
username2 prettiest crier award goes to… marlene!!!
username3 if i say attention seeker for that second pic then what
username4 you’d be wrong, get out
username5 she’s been posting pictures like that years before meeting lando, what are u on
whitneypeak i’m obsessed w you
marlene i LOVE u
username6 we love you and hope you’re okay!!
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landonorris good days at home
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username so glad to see your smile!!
username2 that happy face 🥹
username3 is it my thing or he’s been too happy for a person that just ended a 3 year relationship
username4 i thought it as well tbh
username you don’t know this man wtf???
username6 live love laugh lando
username7 marlene liking this, so unserious
username8 the difference between his post and hers is very…
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f1gossip has a new love affair arrived for our dear mclaren driver?
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username SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
username2 oh that was quick…
username3 these comments??? he doesn't owe grief to a relationship that didn't work out
username4 true but dating two months later after a breakup it’s insane
username5 play ‘is it over now? (taylor’s version)’
username6 LMAOOOO that’s an insane thing to say
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marleneupdates marlene recently with her team at electric lady studios in new york!
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username2 NEW ERA INCOMING???
username3 the gasp i just let out
username4 off topic but she’s three apples tall
username5 quite literally 😭😭😭
username6 need new content NOW
username7 not ready to let go emails i can’t send
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madisonbeer so excited about this 🩷🩷
marlene i’ll try my best 4 u
georgerussell63 musical gossiping?
marlene you already know!!
landonorris and others liked your story.
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landonorris :)
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username pookiest pookie to ever pookie
username2 he‘s pregnant with the 2025 wdc here
username3 IM CRYING i hope he reads this
georgerussell63 oh yeah?
username4 WHAT DO YOU KNOW GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL
username5 kinda hate when a man is the happiest after a breakup
username6 as a lando defender, i agree
username7 why do you exist if you’re not mine 😭😭
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marlene you think it's happy hour, for me, it's not
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username WAIT. is this what i think it is
username2 babe wake up, mother is serving cryptic lines again
whitneypeak i know a song lyric when i see one
marlene 👀
username3 SUBTLE LANDO SHADE????
username4 you dropping hints like breadcrumbs and we’re HUNGRY
reneerapp your move is coming and i’m so ready
marlene you know me too well!!
username5 i swear, if this is a breakup song, i’m going to scream. i’m not ready
username6 i feel like the breakup will become real once she starts singing about it 😭
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maxfewtrell FIREEEE
landonorris we look kinda lame
maxfewtrell so lame
keeganpalmer do u know what being home is
landonorris no, next question
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marlene ‘don’t smile’ is officially yours now!! go listen, i hope you love it as much as i do. thank you for your endless love and support. 🤍 ୭  ׂ  𓈒
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username on repeat already
madisonbeer this song is beautiful. congrats, love! 🩷
marlene couldn’t have done it without you
username2 IM NOT OKAY
maxfewtrell such a bop, mar!!
marlene thank you for believing in me 🫶🏽
username3 i love they stayed friends 🥹
username4 “i want you to miss me, you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her” SO REAL
username5 heartbreak into art as always
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