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indecision who? 🐣
#I like all 4 of these so have all 4#she’s a lil drunk#trying not to think about how work is going to beat me down this week !#send anons#anon me#ask me anything#tell me about your crush#compliment me#boost my ego?#anyways#selfie
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Guys...
If someone worships an angel, they are termed as worshippers worshipping a shrine of an angel or deity.... Aka holy stuff
BUT
If someone worships a devil, they are termed as cults performing dark magic? *Le gasp*
And even so... What about humans??? What if angels and devils worship a certain human... What is it called!!??
#well pardon this wee lil human since she's dangerously drunk on yandere obey me rn#BUT I NEED ANSWERS!!! I DON'T NEED SLEEP.. I NEED ANSWERSS!!#obey me leviathan#obey me#obey me asmodeus#obey me mc#obey me shall we date#asmodeus x reader#obey me x mc#obey me x you#yandere obey me x reader#random thoughts#male yandere#yandere boy#yandere#yandere obey me
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luffy gets a girlfriend
He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).
They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.
Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.
They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.
And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.
He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.
And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D
(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)
((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))
#its like roomariage but the other way lol#law is tired poor girl#shes dating a moron lol#and if you're asking yourself:#“why its law not stressing over the fact luffy doesn't admit they are dating?”#everyone and their mother knows they are dating#she does too shes smart#aka: fem law is less dumb than og law bc women#women#do you see the vision? women#anywaysssssss#again#again everyone and their mother knows that they are dating#everyone but luffy#he genuinely thinks they are just weird friends#and then proceeds to get FURIOUS when Nami suggests that law should be weird friends with her too#imagine all the blackmail material nami will have against future Luffy when he finally understands what is going on#oh shes about to be so so sooooo rich im not even joking lol#ace being an idiot for plot reasons#but i love him i swear its just like once#hes sorry he was drunk im sure#lol actually he thinks this tall gothic and super hot woman is taking advantage of his little brother#and he actually thinks she should take advantage of him#(hes jealous hes lil bro got a baddie when all he gets its his right hand )#im sorry#kjgfhkhkjghkgfhdkghdfkjh okay that it#one piece#one piece lulaw#lulaw#lawlu
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our saint Thing of 'stole a fucking marshmallow at midnight and hid under the bed with it'
#the stupid marshmallow and her stupid big eyes and her stupid lil pumpkin patch head fucking GLOWED when I shoved my phone under there#surreal experience (she got Overwhelmed by the Stolen Prize and also her sister trying to steal it. so she hid in a box and was Apprehended#cute cats#my art#this happened the other day but I have a video of the Event. Which does NOT capture the insane vibes. so I had to illustrate it#did i mention I was drunk? and only had those marshmallows because a friend gave 'em to me after we were done roasting hotdogs?
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It's impossible to say how many roses he bought me. Roses spilled onto the ground as I went. If I've ever been pretty, it was on that early Paris morning with roses overflowing from my full-to-the-brim arms.
Clarice Lispector, Too Much of Life: The Complete Crônicas (January 6, 1968)
#clarice lispector#literature#so last halloween my bestie and i got a lil drunk and ended up at the new-ish strand outpost on the uws#because the only thing better than a sober purchase is a completely blitzed one#and i drunkenly YANKED the complete cronicas AND the short stories off the shelf and tottered off to the cashier#so i'm holding about two thousand pages worth of clarice at this point#and my friend is equally sloshed but she's like 'how are you going to get all this back to atlanta? i saw your bergdorf bags!'#me: 'no it's fine it's fine i will read clarice. on the plane. in my neeew heaaadbaaands.'#anyway my advice to all of you is never bring a book over 600 pages on a plane#i think i tore a nerve#the atlanta airport is the hub of the world which sounds nice#but it's not a cute little hallmark channel airport where you can feasibly run for the train with 5 pounds of books in your arms#regrets...i've had a few
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unpopular opinion: there is no point in the show in which jeid would have made sense. jj never seemed interested in him, and his feelings always felt misconstrued and misplaced. they never had that kinda chemistry.
#r.text#unpopular opinion#jennifer jj jareau#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#anti jeid#furthermore i didn't even realize they were actually friends until jj made him henry's godfather#even that decision doesn't make sense to me#especially considering she didn't trust him alone w henry until he was like what 5 or 6??#what episode did they get drunk n hungover? y'all know the one#maybe that doesn't stand out to most ppl but idk#me? im not finna make someone my child's godparent if there's a point in time that i would b worried about them being alone together#like at any point#why would i make u a godparent when im worried bout if u can take care of them without me#the trust is the point n canonically it wasn't there#they always read as older sister/younger brother who love each other#are there for each other during hard dark times#but aren't really close cua they share no commonalities#i genuinely don't understand how ppl see anything but#that said yeah even jeid as best friends doesn't really make sense to me#she's never really interested in him enough for that to ever make sense#she doesn't even ever care to listen to his lil infodumps#which contrary to fandom beliefs she doesn't have to listen to him if she doesn't want to#her not wanting to doesn't make her a bitch either#criminal minds
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covered in mud
#sidewalk chalk#give me one#when i miss miller i play its nice to have a friend by taylor swift#and i know its probably a gay coded lil ditty#but god i miss her#and it was nice to have a friend#a friend who would dance with me when i was drunk#a friend who would walk stride for stride with me while everyone else took off ahead#a friend who would tuck her head into my neck and breathe a hot breath of content as she snuggled in close#man i miss her#i miss everything about her#the good the bad the embarrassing#the barking at the nieghbours#the innapropriate humping#the way she would scoot her front feet on cue in a way that i could NEVER even TRY to teach another dog#sometimes i look at sprig and man i love him#but sometimes#when he wimps around and pees submissively when i look at him funny#i hate that he will never be as fucking miller as miller was#harold#dogs
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yells
#my upstairs neighbor came home a lil drunk with some guy like 10 minutes ago and im like yeah girl get some#this mf was done in under 5 minutes i hope she throws him out the fuckin window
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i need a redraw of this but its just the three tumors staring at shi qingxuan
#shitpost#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mxtx#shi qingxuan#shi wudu#ling wen#pei ming#three tumors#when sqx was drunk and looking for swd i imagine she just barged in on their lil get together and they looked like this
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You cannot tell me that when Odysseus actually makes it back to his kingdom that he doesn’t have a fear for the water-
Like this dude almost drowned about 3 or more times, all of his men died to the water -557 of his men who screamed at him to help, lost 6 more of his men to a six-headed water monster who hides in pure darkness and then lost his remaining 36 men to Zeus after destroying his Ship- ends up on Calypso’s Island for 7 years, had the God of the Sea threaten to blind his son and to end all of Ithaca and your telling me that Odysseus didn’t gain a fear for water?
Now Odysseus would do everything in his power to get back home. He’ll slay everything in his path. Bargin or trick Gods and Godesses, Kill his own men, Threaten every animal he’s seen and become the Monster they so want.
But, the only thing that stands in his way, the thing that he actively cannot get rid of. The one thing that blocks him away from his home…
is the water.
Is Poseidon.
I’m simply imagining when Ody finally reunites with his family and kills the Suitors that he’ll either be wairy of the water/Ships in general or have full blown PTSD when taking a Bath.
#Epic#Odysseus has Aquaphobia and you can’t tell me otherwise—#well you can but I’ll deny it bc I wanna-#Poseidon is a petty lil fuck#I’m guessing that Ody was only on Calypsos Island bc of Poseidon#Bc hey she’s an outcast Godess and no one rlly knows where she is#Elpenor died from falling off of Circes Roof Drunk ok but everyone else drowned#Literally every single men that Ody had fucking drowned
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sparkly sparkler ✨
#she is drunk? a lil itty bit#she works tomorrow morning? bright n fuxkin early#anyways yes im fat & have my lil belly#but it’s in a sparkly dress so it all evens out
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cant stop thinking of sabito-mitsuri interactions
#loverboy sabito posting#<WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT#i think theres a Reason for this#anyways yadda yadda giyuu picks up sabito and walks away whenever he tries to get in fights & he just Lets It Happen but only if its giyuu#or mitsuri#anyone else youve just become the nearest target for his ire or- youre shinobu#shinobu doesnt pick him up but he doesnt fuck with her nonetheless she calms him down... a Different way.... (zzzz)#if its giyuu once he breaks eye contact & he realizes his focus & mood shifts Immediately to 'hihihifriendhihihifriend(boy)friendhi-'#if its mitsuri it takes a moment for him to shift gears from FUCK SHIT UP to 'oh fuck. Friend. hi sorry bout that i didnt hurt you did i?'#something something them hanging out drinking & talking abt their philosophies on Love- mitsuri finally meeting another Connoisseur#who sees the importance and true weight of the word. gossiping abt the other hashira & talking abt everything under the sun#them getting p wasted & giyuu coming to pick sab up only to get stuck keeping two drunk idiots from dragging him to the floor with them<3#any time i think of some random sabi-giyu lives au it Always has a lil part where sab & mitsu hang out. theyr Friends your honor.#pry it from my cold dead hands#...#fuck i did the tags thing again.#whatever. sabito mitsuri best friends supremacy
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Same venue. Same-ish crowd. Opposing seasons. Contrasting vibes.
#me#sometimes you have a few beers and yr feeling yrself. sometimes you feel too much like yourself and consider leaving early#for all the talk of yearning and intricate rituals let me tell you. a drunk girl sidled in right in front of me and the sense of rage i-#her and esp the guys she was with got kinda rowdy in the pit later on shoving each other also into the crowd whom did NOT want part of that#its a lot of people in a small room and at this point i was already further back and against a wall let me tell you#i think if someone had touched me i might have snapped fr#still had an ok time though once i got over feeling super embarrassed about my self and dared looking other people in the eye lol ah#one thing i do like abt the culture is the genderneutrality of it all... the most long and luscious locks in the room belong to some guy#and i can show up in sport bra and oversized shirt no typa bag no makeup wearin black laceup boots that could be m or f#my gender is uh. dont worry abt it lets just turn off the lights and vibe#got talking w someone tho who said she recognised me frm a diff event & i didnt much like that idea.. im not in the mood to be Perceived at#the venue IS p cool tho... like oo at a forgotten space on the other side of the tracks. by the water. by the skate park. yea#edit HOW could i forget. the rowdiest of drunk guys got either shamed into stepping out or str8 removed fr a lil while im not sure lol#and another guy wantedto crowdsurf but only 2 of his friends came to the stage to get him so he just kinda. crawled on top of them#and they awkwardly took a few steps carrying him round the vacated front. none of the crowd wanted shit to do w them lmao
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I stay on Olivia’s neck, but you see how she didn’t start victim blaming prostitutes just because Cassidy couldn’t keep it in his pants (allegedly)?
#teya talks#law and order: svu#I keep my foot deposited firmly on ms. brunettes neck#but she ate this lil one thing#you gotta be drunk for her to victim blame you
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I wanna read a fantasy novel with a lil character as nihilistic and untethered as I am. Like just once I wanna see a character go: "Did I work hard (eh) to get here? Yeah. Am I 100% okay with throwing it all away for a petty squabble? Already done." I'm so tired of the heroes being so obsessed with maintaining what they've achieved. Life tosses you curve balls all the time and sometimes you gotta just let it ride out. That king disrespected you? Let his entire kingdom burn without your aid. I don't ask for much, just a lil chaos and unhinged behavior and irredeemable damage to their reputation that follows them into every interaction thereafter
#really if drunk me can't fight a woman who calls her 50yo then someone else needs to let me vicariously live through them#I'll settle for a cherished hero just snapping under the pressure or for fun#i'm not picky#sober me does however agree with the people who realized drunk me was just a lil hurt by being dragged into someone else's drama like that#like yay good for y'all logic etc whatever let the drunk me jump a few porches#she has bad knees and will fall#it would've been so funny and good 😂
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to be totally upfront with you, when it comes to op i am like... 90% just here for the women. like, don't get me wrong, the male characters are fun & i enjoy them! i'm having a blast, even! there are a few upcoming arcs that i'm vaguely aware of which i'm sure will allow some of the men to garner more of my favour!
but also, like... the women are the characters that make me feel like screaming & crying & slowly peeling off my skin layer by layer. they are the characters who haunt me, who harrow me, who's suffering i feel in my very bones. they are the characters who have intellects which fill me with awe, resilience that guts me organ by organ, the characters who are flawed in a manner which ground me & heartens me in equal measure, the characters given a sort of atypical strength which fascinates me, their sense of chaotic whimsy what brings a lightness to my heart. the women are the people carrying the story for me. it wouldn't be anything close to worthwhile without them.
#the exception of course being my littlest buddy tony tony chopper. but he was in that womens day art w a cute lil “support girls” crop top#so it is fine. honourary woman. & also he is itty bitty.#also the exception is tashigi but that is very minimally her fault. her motivation isn't particularly compelling esp within the op cast &#she tends to get the short-end of the narrative stick to boost characters like smoker or zoro.#blame oda.#but also robin vivi the women of the skypeia arc doc kureha & ESPECIALLY nami. women of all time. my loves. my fluffy little duckies.#my sugar plums. my darling dearests. there is no story without them.#& like from everything i've heard abt the women i'm yet to meet i am 100% going to adore if not at least be SUPER compelled by them.#i love women so much. so so so much.#grey's one piece tag#drunk posts
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