#she’s a lil drunk

[mindmythorns]

indecision who? 🐣

[ironicallyyn]

Guys...

If someone worships an angel, they are termed as worshippers worshipping a shrine of an angel or deity.... Aka holy stuff

BUT

If someone worships a devil, they are termed as cults performing dark magic? *Le gasp*

And even so... What about humans??? What if angels and devils worship a certain human... What is it called!!??

[alumirp]

luffy gets a girlfriend

He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).

They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.

Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.

They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.

And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.

He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.

And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D

(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)

((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))

[boarloved-art]

trust and believe the chaser gang's unofficial coworker christmas parties went crazy. qiren goes home after an hour, xichen immediately decides this is the perfect time to get hammered, guangyao is babysitting, wen qing is losing her mind a little bit, yu ziyuan is fighting between Wanting To Leave and Wanting To Outdrink Wuxian, huaisang and mingjue show up at some point and wuxian is too drunk to remember it - which he DOES weep about when wen qing tells him the next day. they have the worlds most british karaoke session. the buffet features mini sausage rolls, cocktail sausages, and a beautiful array of picky bits. mr brightside is playing for 50% of the event.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

that pic of Charles in the Christmas sweater

brain got a thinking on who made it

The hubby <3

THE FAM THE HUBBY THE KITTY !!!!!!! LOVE !!!!!!

[blorbologist]

our saint Thing of 'stole a fucking marshmallow at midnight and hid under the bed with it'

[donnydamakkk]

unpopular opinion: there is no point in the show in which jeid would have made sense. jj never seemed interested in him, and his feelings always felt misconstrued and misplaced. they never had that kinda chemistry.

[sidetongue]

covered in mud

[assassinregrets]

yells

[beanielesbian]

i need a redraw of this but its just the three tumors staring at shi qingxuan

[mindmythorns]

sparkly sparkler ✨

[sera8273]

You cannot tell me that when Odysseus actually makes it back to his kingdom that he doesn’t have a fear for the water-

Like this dude almost drowned about 3 or more times, all of his men died to the water -557 of his men who screamed at him to help, lost 6 more of his men to a six-headed water monster who hides in pure darkness and then lost his remaining 36 men to Zeus after destroying his Ship- ends up on Calypso’s Island for 7 years, had the God of the Sea threaten to blind his son and to end all of Ithaca and your telling me that Odysseus didn’t gain a fear for water?

Now Odysseus would do everything in his power to get back home. He’ll slay everything in his path. Bargin or trick Gods and Godesses, Kill his own men, Threaten every animal he’s seen and become the Monster they so want.

But, the only thing that stands in his way, the thing that he actively cannot get rid of. The one thing that blocks him away from his home…

is the water.

Is Poseidon.

I’m simply imagining when Ody finally reunites with his family and kills the Suitors that he’ll either be wairy of the water/Ships in general or have full blown PTSD when taking a Bath.

[fiapple]

to be totally upfront with you, when it comes to op i am like... 90% just here for the women. like, don't get me wrong, the male characters are fun & i enjoy them! i'm having a blast, even! there are a few upcoming arcs that i'm vaguely aware of which i'm sure will allow some of the men to garner more of my favour!

but also, like... the women are the characters that make me feel like screaming & crying & slowly peeling off my skin layer by layer. they are the characters who haunt me, who harrow me, who's suffering i feel in my very bones. they are the characters who have intellects which fill me with awe, resilience that guts me organ by organ, the characters who are flawed in a manner which ground me & heartens me in equal measure, the characters given a sort of atypical strength which fascinates me, their sense of chaotic whimsy what brings a lightness to my heart. the women are the people carrying the story for me. it wouldn't be anything close to worthwhile without them.

[ayyponine]

Same venue. Same-ish crowd. Opposing seasons. Contrasting vibes.

[vivaciousoceans]

I stay on Olivia’s neck, but you see how she didn’t start victim blaming prostitutes just because Cassidy couldn’t keep it in his pants (allegedly)?

[witchcraftingboop]

I wanna read a fantasy novel with a lil character as nihilistic and untethered as I am. Like just once I wanna see a character go: "Did I work hard (eh) to get here? Yeah. Am I 100% okay with throwing it all away for a petty squabble? Already done." I'm so tired of the heroes being so obsessed with maintaining what they've achieved. Life tosses you curve balls all the time and sometimes you gotta just let it ride out. That king disrespected you? Let his entire kingdom burn without your aid. I don't ask for much, just a lil chaos and unhinged behavior and irredeemable damage to their reputation that follows them into every interaction thereafter