#the innapropriate humping
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#sidewalk chalk#give me one#when i miss miller i play its nice to have a friend by taylor swift#and i know its probably a gay coded lil ditty#but god i miss her#and it was nice to have a friend#a friend who would dance with me when i was drunk#a friend who would walk stride for stride with me while everyone else took off ahead#a friend who would tuck her head into my neck and breathe a hot breath of content as she snuggled in close#man i miss her#i miss everything about her#the good the bad the embarrassing#the barking at the nieghbours#the innapropriate humping#the way she would scoot her front feet on cue in a way that i could NEVER even TRY to teach another dog#sometimes i look at sprig and man i love him#but sometimes#when he wimps around and pees submissively when i look at him funny#i hate that he will never be as fucking miller as miller was#harold#dogs
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crushing!art donaldson because i need that boy to be desperate since childhood [nsfw]
• you guys have known each other since you were 7 or 8, growing up in the same circle, at first, he thought you were annoying as fuck
• only sees you during summer because you go to an all-girls catholic boarding school
• doesn't know how to deal with the fact that you grow more mature and prettier each year, so he resorts to tugging on your ponytail, pinching your waist, and teasing you with silly nicknames
• notices your hips getting wider and your chest growing fuller when you're 13, and he can't help but let his eyes linger a little too long when you aren't looking
• starts being more gentle when you play rough-and-tumble, one time, you even feel him growing hard beneath you, you never wrestled again after that
• introduces you to the infamous patrick one summer and it's the first time you understand why your dad tells you to be cautious of boys, so you stick to art, you feel safe with him
• forces patrick to invite you to his summer house after that, telling him you're like family, patrick thinks you're just getting in the way of precious boy-time with his best friend
• brings you to the beach to buy you ice cream as soon as patrick takes a nap, when you ask why patrick is missing, he tells you he's lactose intolerant and can't eat that
• tries to teach you about tennis but the shorts you're wearing makes it hard for him to form coherent sentences, he spends the whole time readjusting his own shorts
• gets mad that you always associates him with patrick, even if it makes sense since they're always glued to the hips
• his grandma thinks you're dating and calls you his girlfriend, he never bothered correcting her
• helped you get rid of the sand on the back of your thighs once and still thinks about the feeling of your skin underneath his fingers on a daily basis
• the first time he stroked himself thinking about you was after another day at the beach when he saw you mindlessly tugging at the crotch of your bikini bottom that kept riding up your crack
• was turned on by you long before that but had never admitted to himself that he was attracted to you and allowed himself to think about you in his most private moments
• caught you changing into your swimsuit once and turned bright red, it was so quick before you covered yourself and whined at him that he had barely seen anything but knowing that he saw you naked got him heavy breathing
• thinks of you as a prude innocent thing that needs to be shielded from the perversion of the world and keeps telling patrick to shut up when he starts saying innapropriate things in front of you
• gets obsessed with the idea of kissing you ever since you told him you wear flavoured lip glosses
• when he finally tells patrick about his crush, patrick is constantly on your back bragging about what a good guy art is and trying to question your feelings about him, but from art's point of view, it looks like patrick is monopolizing your time and he gets pissed about it
• gets in a big fight about it with patrick, after that patrick seems more distant with you
• finally kisses you in the ferris wheel at the funfair during the summer of your 17, he had planned that moment for days because he wanted your first kiss to be romantic
• changes his mind about you being prude and innocent when you're sucking on his tongue minutes later, you both spend the rest of the night making out on the beach
• when he tells patrick, he's all giddy until patrick reminds him how frustrating it's going to be for him to date a virgin who is saving herself for marriage
• starts officially dating you and when the making out gets too intense, he assures you he respects your choice to wait and he won't pressure you into doing anything
• you spent the whole summer after that just constantly dry humping each other, both soaked, always coming close to breaking the promise you had made to god
• gets so frustrated while making out that he asks for your hand in marriage while his is up your shirt, you laugh at him but maybe he was a little serious about it
• thinks about all the ways he could convince you to let him just slide the tip in for a second, just to feel you, but he won't
• the summer ends with you still a virgin, you did jerk him off though, a lot, like in every room and at any moment of the day, patrick even urged you to 'just do it already' the third time he caught you with your hand down art's pants
• pays for your train tickets home the first weekend back to school because he misses you so much already
• when you show him that after a long introspection you decided to stop wearing your purity ring, he already knows you're going to spend the whole weekend in bed
#art donaldson#art donaldson x reader#challengers 🎾#challengers smut#challengers fanfic#challengers fic#challengers fanfiction#challengers fiction#challengers
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I'm assuming many people do not know this because I keep seeing a Ren and stimpy post circulate but the creator of Ren and stimpy is a pedophile who used Ren and stimpy as a tool to groom children and normalize innapropriate things to them which is why the show is constantly showing nipple touching and dry humping and things like that ... So yeah Ren and stimpy is literally pedophilic grooming material and we should stop exposing people to it...
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thread of justin bieber songs
Down to earth
-a bop
-showed emotional depth
-I dead ass cried when he cried in never say never
-daddy issues
-that annoying mafia in the beginning
-woke king!
One less lonely girl
-showed these crusty boys how to take care of girl
-king of representation, used a black girl as the main girl
-went on to be a future racist song so definite mix feelings thought I should add it thought
-the bridge of this song was like no other
One time
-catchy and cute, made me have butterflies idk
-ryan has always been the only unproblematic white around him, ryan was a great influence
-the bridge was also amazing on this song
Baby
-i sung this in shower and I still know the rap
-i thought ludacris was so cool lol
-my bby drake
-jasmine villegas should have been his gf
Stuck in the moment
-my fuckin jam boi
-quality content
-the literary comparisons really made me feel that song
-hella salty he never performed this anywhere
U smile
-this was hyped but the verses were iconic
-definite temptations / mo-town vibes
-modern day my girl
-when he brought boyz 2 men on stage!!!!
Overboard
-best version is with jessica jarrel, the og version
-duets were never heard of in 2010 and he brought it back
-amazing and sensational
-sung this in the car when it rained
-wanted a music video so damn bad
Never let you go
-the video of the Paige, Za and Lil Twist lmfao
-justin bieber was woke for putting a black girl in his music video
-I used to think he was so hot when the wind was blowing on him when he was dancing on the rock
-he came thru and delivered us
Eenie meanie
-I’m a white boy from Canada
-never liked confederate beadles, like ever, that was for the white fans
-Sean Kingston was so popular during this time period
-I thought I was so cool cos I said hoe instead of bad chick
-reggae king! diversity
That should be me
-this never should have been country
-jackson five all the way
-song amazing start to finish
Never say never
-iconic
-history made
-jaden’s rap was too fire for a 12 a year old
-grammys performance was amazing and live
-song is muthafuckin bop
-king of positivity
Born to be somebody
-played at the credits of never say never
-literally a prophecy
Next to you
-is basically justin’s song
-was pissed he kissed that girl
-i wanted to have his children because of his verse
Christmas eve
-I don’t care what y’all say but this should have been the single
-this was the first time I wanted to fuck and succ him dry
-vocals, vibrator, falsetto, yes, he was talking about sex
-freak and kinky, definite roleplay
As long as you love me
-really came through for a bitch
-trademark slurring of words
-la la la la la la la la la
Boyfriend
-literally get wet at the falsetto
-the bridge makes the song and its a sample if you didn’t know
-the last chorus was so good
-na na na na na na na na na yeah man
-king of falsetto!
Die in your arms
-that should be me 2.0
-jackson five vibe
-solid proof he is really that bitch
Fall/ Thought of you
-good feel good songs
-justin was so far up [redacted]’s ass in love
-highkey bitter
-no offense but basically the same song
-catching feelings completes the trilogy
Beauty and the beat
-i hate this song [redacted] is mentioned in this song
-when nicki minaj grinded on justin !!!! body rock
-remember at the bet awards they had that skit “can you handle curves justin” “yes ....... i.......... can”
-wild
Nothing like us
-love the song
-rnbieber birthed
-but just break up already fool
I would
-song was basically rnb, needed a better bass
-bridge should have been longer and it should have been like six i knows rather than just two
-so much potential
Love me like you do
-he spoke french when he ma cherie
-i wanted to fuck so bad
-i thought his dick was so big
-i would have had sex to this song
Maria
-billie jean
-a bop
-lmao i really do think he fucked mariah yeater
-and that one kid that looks like him at the ice cream shop explain that
-king of shade!
Heartbreaker
-the whole goddamn song a masterpiece
-bizzle era was born
-lived for this era
All that matters
-say my name/ aaliyah vibes
-great song
Hold tight
-justin might have a small pepe but he a freak
Recovery
-a bop
-my baby didnt have to apologize to anyone
-lyrics, song 10/10
PYD
-the beat never dropped
-but after this i wanted justin to nut in my pussy so i could drag it across the floor like a snail
Roller coaster
-this song was a smash
-michael jackson all the way
Change me
-THIS SONG WAS EVERYTHING
-adele who? exactly
-ballad bizzle wins everytime
-he is literally an icon, no one was bringing back rnb like this
-bizzle delievered
Confident
-chanceeeeeeelor
-the dance was sexy
-the let me taki to you makes me cringe but i want to hump his leg more
-the pussy stache
-hoe justin!
Alone
-10x better than bad day and all bad
Flatline
-sensational
-a bop
-this literally is the best way to go out the album because you fucking die afterwards
foreign remix
-iconic but he basically said he loved black girls
Playtime
-makes me feel warm
-sexy bizzle
-creative bizzle for editing the music video
-khalil and za were the best friends ever
Lolly
-created netflix and chill
-i would suck dick any time
Time for bed
-STILL WAITING FOR THE COMPLETE SONG
-makes my pussy tingle
-justin proved he has a great stroke game
The intro
-sexy
-i thought he says black girls
-mulit-faceted
OTIS FREESTYLE
-proved everyone he was a rapper
-better than lil twist
-talented revolutionary
Hey girl/ Oh girl
-basically the same song but so good
I’ll be there
-nioce
Future
-love this shit, this bops
Maria im drunk
-love his verse
Bankroll
-u bitter while im counting money
-i love his voice
Why you mad
-his verse is so good
Deja vu
-wish he would get innapropriate in his songs
-im ready to get my panties soaked
I’m the one
-the switch up at the end where he says gyal
-wish he rapped on this
Mark my words
-bizzle rnbieber ballad
Company
-boppy rnb
-he so alone
No sense/ No pressure
-love when he collabs with black people
-i wish justin had black in him
WAUN
-only piano version is stannable
Life is worth living again
-as much shit I give Justin, i really do love him and this right here made me cry and i never thought i be on that fuck shit but justin is literally someone who inspires me and i look up to him alot, he has affected me in ways he will never know so this song really took me there, cos i dont know what I would do with out his bitch ass.
Sorry
-wish there is a reggae version
-black girls should have been dancing in the music video
We are/ Trust
-great rnb songs
-underrated
Home to mama
-wish there was more to the song
-same as love yourself
-the mj inspired hiccup is the only thing good about the song
-cody simpon is a hell no
Juke Jam
- he really hate himself for only singing the chorus
-like i really wish he would actually immerse his ass in a song
all his recent stuff
-bizzle would never do us like that and give us friends, cold water, or let me love you, he really wouldn’t so there’s that
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THIS BABY BOY WITH HIS SOFT SAD PUPPY EYES N SHAGGAMUFFIN HAIR N SMOOCHY LIPS N FJLASK;DKGJALD;KFMVF;DLKMV
#one of the best posts of all time. off all time#the best#brendon urie#fever era#he has the softest eyes#hands#shaggamuffin hair#what a gorgeous puppy#bden was a puppy in a past life#why hello fever bren#balloon animals#precious baby boy#the cutest patootie#he's the bestest boy#he's the cutest#rare#rares#what a sweetheart#such a sweet boy#sweet angel boy#smoochies#kisses#lips#i wanna kiss him all over his cute lil face#get him in my lap n smooch n rock n pet n whisper to n ... him#i wanna sing n dance n cuddle n smooch n hump n bounce n giggle n... with him#puppy dog eyes#i feel almost predatory because of how much i wanna squish n do innapropriate things with even late teens bden#the things i'd do with that man...#insert various smutty oral/manual/tribadism/frottage/etc sex acts i wanna do with him here
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