#she’s SO STUPID

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

anyways, katherine’s motivation for hating elena makes no sense, like during their fight by the lockers she’s all ‘‘you have everything not because you deserve it but because you took it from me’’ ho is you coo🤨 she wasn’t even born yet when your life went up in flames olodo. also you’re the one who took everything from her, including possessing her to live out her life, you jealous twat

[lithi]

SOMEONE SHUT HER UP LMMAOOO

[pikoeatsglue32]

Canine like creature of some kind

[evildeerboy]

just watched my cat legitimately run headfirst into the wall trying to go thru the door as quickly as possible to get to the automatic feeder

[gayscytheblog]

presenting, my cat that hates Scythe

Just got done reading half a chapter of the first book to my friend too, had to yell at her to stop doing shit at least 30 times.

[dont-forget-the-a]

have determined that noise my cat makes that’s like “bbrrp” and the audible equivalent of ??!!! is actually the sound of a thought occurring in her little burger head. she’s not used to them. they happen and she has no precedent for them because her memory is like a goldfish’s. so she bbrrp.

[zephsomething]

Kristans whole convo with her parents is so good and wild I love her so much

[slutnali]

A sexy version of la llorona—

[rainyamy]

i was teaching stupid dumbass @77angelnumbers77 how to play league.

this is how it went.

[ombrathefurry]

[kidnapping wifi anon here]

mk in my defense i broke your knees cause i thought you would run after me while I carry wifi either bridal style or sack of potatoes style (i refuse to elaborate what either of those mean)

IM NOT AS PROTECTIVE OVER WIFI AS I AM SF MY GUY YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED TO TAKE HER

[mabelsguidetolife]

my mom just accused my dad of racism because he doesn’t wanna go to the grocery store near us that mostly just has rotting veggies, expired dairy, freezer-burned garbage, and shur-fine boxed food?????

she also doesn’t know what ‘cost plus’ means (they don’t account for tax until you actually pay) so she thinks everything is a bargain when she’s being ripped off

[itssimpleanditgoeslikethis]

Sorry to my fans this is for my idiot friend it’s blocked on her YouTube

[animethorl]

Made a self insert!! Gonna put her into digital soon but for now she’s free

Their name is Pulcinella (She goes by Cinella)

The puppet on her hand is Lydia, a puppet she made that only she can speak too

Who knows what Lydia says to her??

[ghostly-knight]

Can you elaborate on garroths cat sprinkles?

wooo cat time

She’s half calico half something else (they don’t know)

he got her from a family friend who just asked if anyone wanted a cat because their calico got out and got pregnant

sprinkles was the dumb looking one of the litter yk?

garroth went “yes. that one”

they originally thought she was a boy, they found out when they dropped off a cat to get neutered but got a cat that was spayed

her name was sprinkles the whole time

she was five dollars because this friend REALLY didn’t want these kittens

Garroth got her right before they all moved in together n stuff

He loves her more than anything and would kill a man for her

Dante and Travis pretend to not like her but then they’ll be sitting on the couch with her on their laps

Laurance openly loves her and would also kill a man for her

she sleeps in garroth’s room right next to his head so he hears her purr all night

she’s a big purrer

The girls come over sometimes and always go to sprinkles first

aaron isn’t a massive cat person but he definitely at least tolerates her

she’s a big cuddler

she set laurance on fire once because she knocked his scarf into a candle flame because she was playing with it

he takes off his scarves around her now

they (especially garroth) buy her way more toys than she needs

she gives fistbumps for treats

she falls off the couch a lot

she has little sweaters someone knit her and garroth puts her in them when there’s holiday celebrations going on

she tries to trick people into giving her more treats but garroth always says “don’t let her manipulate you, she’s already had treats”

She’s a wonderful cat, even if she is a little dumb sometimes (a lot of the time). they all love her (and aaron tolerates her)

[charliethinks]

“look i’m pissing myself” said the 4 year old that came over my friends house

[lunimy]

i love the newest character i’ve made she’s soooo cool you don’t understand how much i love her