#haleylyfe

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😍😍😍

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after my sister said she was mostly doing new hobbies in case it can be monetized i told her “okay, mister beast, have fun” and then my mom yelled at me

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you say you’re whimsical but i went to magical fairy unicorn land and nobody knew you 👀

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in my head dipper is one of those guys that only ever has one hairstyle in his whole life, like, he’ll be rocking that exact length, color, and texture of hair until the end of time because it’s a constant that he has a modicum of control over and he doesn’t have to think about it since he’s found What Works for him

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something i think is really cool about the design of god from silent hill 3 is that she’s got a dark hollow in her upper back that reminds one of the way the incubus boss tore out of alessa’s back at the end of the first one….. i THINK it’s intentional, i mean, i don’t see why it wouldn’t be

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the puppiest puppy that ever puppied

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twas boyz time yesterday morning

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i’m glad i have a lot of free time because i have to constantly make sure ollie isn’t putting strange things in his mouth or peeing all over the place…… he’s got energy for days and every day is a new adventure to him so he’s started to show his slightly rowdy side

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my cat cinder thinks she’s a bunny. help.

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eating some nice smoked turkey, french bread, and sharp cheddar cheese….. literally just a deconstructed sandwich

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my mom likes to leave her cigarette butts on the ground and then ollie puts them in his mouth so i have to pick them all up and go

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people will be like “this open world video game is 10/10 GOTY” and then you play it and wow is it expansive and beautiful but wow is it also VERY empty for its size

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these promotional stickers (along with a couple others) were passed around disney studios before gravity falls actually aired and they were repping that damn gnome so hard even then even though another one has waddles, meaning they had at least seen up to ‘the time traveler’s pig’

thanks disney…… very quirky, very random

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“you used to be fun, who hurt you??? 🙄🙄🙄”

uhhhhh….. i’m not ready to talk about that, so please just like me again even though i’m so much worse in so many ways like the revival of a long-cancelled tv show because that might actually make me love and trust and feel good again unlike, say, berating me for changing

listen: i’m not like this on purpose, circumstances have just warped and wrecked my sense of self and i don’t have an adequate support system — i take no joy in being the way that i am, i promise you

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i need my diagnosis updated because being told i have ‘generalized anxiety disorder’ by my general practitioner when i was like twelve doesn’t even begin to cover whatever i’ve got going on up here in my head

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just vividly imagined claudia wolf saying ‘this, too, is yuri’ solemnly and i have no further context it just happened