#she works so hard

[sinful-lanterns]

ugh IRON! my first love in PTN she gives off total sugar mommy vibes, likeee do you see my vision 🤭

It’s giving tired doctor who needs a pretty girl like you to comfort her because she’s so overworked and depressed from being around dying patients all the time 🥺

Like, I can see her strutting into the SMC with a beer can in her hand as she plops down on a couch (manspreading, btw) before beckoning you over with her finger so you could sit on her lap and let her play with you while she unwinds. Poor woman has the darkest circles under her eyes and her hair is a bit greasy from how hard she worked throughout the day, but nothing a few kisses and a hot shower with you can’t fix <3

Let her down a beer or two first though. She deserves it.

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[ellianasdeadpointeshoes]

Violet marti got 1st in both classical and contemporary at adc icb this past wweekend. I'm so proud of her.

[gunsblazingg]

She seems so focused… I wish I could do more.

[spookykestrel]

yall think youre gods bravest soldier and all but really its my cd burner

[pionas]

honestly this !!!

[youstupidplonk]

Annie Cartwright is the best character in life on mars I will fight EVERYONE on that. 

[hinamie]

10 years later

[safereturn]

What I love in Mark of Athena is that it’s mentioned that she keeps her cabin in the Argo II bare so she can focus and doesn’t get distracted. I just love the fact that she has ADHD and she’s set up systems for herself to push through it. I want more of Annabeth hacking her brain bc honestly it’s just so validating

i feel like everyone forgets annabeth also has adhd bc i need more rep in the fandom of her pls. annabeth chase who falls asleep in a class she has a 102 in. annabeth chase who accidentally has turned in english homework written entirely in ancient greek. annabeth chase who asks “what are we doing?” during every group project. pls that girl is not paying attention shes just better at hiding it.

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Carry me home

[cnidariandreams]

putting my laptop in sleep mode and whispering goodnight

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Not beating the allegations.

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[whenthewallfell]

~ I Got Them Quarter Quell Blues ~

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas