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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.
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Veeeery comfortable position of sleeping💤
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese a-laying, and 42 swans a-swimming out of the freezer.
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Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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Every driver across the nation should be reenrolled in drivers ed and the only thing taught will be how to follow at a safe distance
#aaaaaah people are crazy I tell you#we're all stuck behind a semi everyone tailing each other#the car behind me zoom s forward on the right thinking they're so smart#they'll get ahead of everyone but ofc there's no room we're stuck behind semis#so they swerve in front of me getting rid of my safe gap and immediately braking#bc they're packed between cars but thankfully#they're now one car further down the road than they were before 😮💨#kestrel calls#chitter chatter#text post
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