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[myartsing]

When your dad cant be cool and forces you to get your Portrait painted all dolled up so he can brag to his collegues

[alchemicalterror]

[gayvesprite]

makeover for his special day

[drawbauchery]

[lunaeclipse1057-ao3]

Aww, they look so good!! I love that he used the Chay and Lullah one's that Phil made to start :)

[itsthundertime]

TW-A bit of horror and mentions of nomming on your own people👍 (+The Japanese text says "Kiga" or "Hunger")

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He felt himself snap like a branch under pressure, he felt starved as if he hadn't just eaten an entire meal, and just like any other creature who felt starved, the king felt himself grow light-headed and tired, only a short few moments after, he let his heavy eyelids dropped and his eyes closed.

Once Pure Vanilla had awoken, his legs felt worse, his forehead stung, his arms felt longer, and he felt...less hungry, the king's Head turned down and there layed the half-eaten body of the genius kid who stayed in the ruble of the Vanilla Kingdom until it was rebuilt again, Strawberry Crepe.

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛?! 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠! He panicked and spoke to himself, trying not to lick the jam off of his lips, the sweet taste lingering on his tongue was supposed to be mostly blocked out by the taste of insides, even if what the witches made a cookie with was sweet.

And what made him even more scared of himself was that

𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝

[sirveltic]

There's no reasoning with a mech who's already made up his mind

(please do not tag this as jazz/prowl or prowl/jazz, thank you)

[moonetta]

I missed this on first rewatch what? WHERE WERE THEY THIS WHOLE TIME? SHOW ME OLD MAN !!!

[life-after-laughter]

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[demifiendrsa]

Mickey 17 | Official Trailer

Synopsis

The unlikely hero, Mickey Barnes has found himself in the extraordinary circumstance of working for an employer who demands the ultimate commitment to the job… to die, for a living.

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

The Connections We Forge: Galar

(Note: This is an offscreen post, meaning it doens't actually appear on Illanero's blog.)

Hop was unsure what to do.

He felt lost. Uncertain, wavering.

Defeated.

Ever since he lost to Bede, he felt crushed.

Leon was busy with champion stuff, so he couldn't talk to him.

And Illanero...nobody in Galar had seen xem recently.

At least, not until xey turned on the news one day, and saw a certain Zorua-tailed trainer in Sinnoh, posing next to a Turtwig as part of an interview.

Had his friend left him? Had xey seen his loss against Bede, and decided Hop wasn't worth being friends with?

Hop didn't know what to do.

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Bede was feeling relieved.

That other trainer that was hogging the Chairman's attention seemed to have left, judging by the fact he hadn't seen xem in a while, and how he kept hearing of a Zorua-tailed trainer being in other regions on the news.

Tch. Why did the Chairman seem to think more highly of a Pokemon than the challenger he personally endorsed? Why did he seem to care more about the Zorua than Bede himself?

But the Zorua wasn't here anymore. Xey were off on adventures in other regions, doing xyr own thing.

Leaving Bede to collect wishing stars in peace, to prove himself to the Chairman.

It was all that mattered.

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Marnie was growing suspicious.

One of her fellow challengers, the Zorua-tailed one, had gone missing from Galar, after an altercation with Team Yell.

It was atop a cliff facing a bone-dry desert. If xey were pushed off by her fanclub, xey were likely gone.

One day, she asked the leader of her fan club, Decibel, if she knew what happened to the strange but kind challenger.

Decibel said she had no idea. Marnie didn't know what else she expected.

Marnie wanted to win the championship, to save Spikemuth.

But this didn't feel right.

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Avery was still seething with anger.

Of course the dojo student who humiliated him was a Zorua. Of course. No wonder his psychic powers didn't work on xem, xey were a dark-type!

He hadn't heard the end of it from the other dojo students. He was supposed to be the rising star of the dojo! He was a gym leader! Minor League, but still! So...why? Why did everything have to go so wrong?

And the Zorua didn't even take it seriously! Xey licked him! During what was supposed to be his victory!

And now he was alone.

[alchemicalterror]

Gone travelling with Chemighoul!

Send me asks!

Send Harley asks!

Send Edward asks!

Send Ghoul asks!

[mxwhore]

warmup of the day is a little moonless! idk who is the guy next to her getting it • tipjar & patreon

[i-am-3mm3t]

((Offscreen RP starter with @i-am-1ngo , @subwayrants is free to join because Spooks knows where Glitchtrick lives))

[After that little cry for help in the chat, Emmet has been waiting by the entrance to his section of the abandoned tunnels. They seem even more decrepit now. Most of the glowy yellow webs that were previously up had been torn down, leaving next to nothing where they were before. The Joltik and the people beneath them are gone.]

[And Emmet is sitting on the floor, trying not to cry.]

[pourablecat]

(Actually not very) baby Sybil and Havelock try to perform surgery on an extremely messed-up pie! (By CMOT Dibbler, naturally)

[it-came-from-mount-ebott]

Just watched the new popcross studios video. I’m calling it right now, it’s going to become a running joke that offscreen doesn’t have a canon design. I mean, it would fit his gimmick perfectly.